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[None] Bliss   (Rating: -2 on 2 reviews, last by woolfe 9 minutes ago)
Submitted by Linus (View user info) at 2008-12-03 03:56:52 EST
[None] Random Nigger is a Faggot   (Rating: 0 on 2 reviews, last by woolfe 13 minutes ago)
Submitted by Woolfe (View user info) at 2008-12-03 03:46:21 EST
[None] german drivers licence   (Rating: -2 on 1 review, last by woolfe 15 minutes ago)
Submitted by iambetteratit (View user info) at 2008-12-03 02:51:29 EST
[None] Race Records (Part 1).   (Rating: 0 on 3 reviews, last by Doodles 5 hours ago)
Submitted by Deathmobile (View user info) at 2008-12-02 21:09:19 EST
[None] OH Christmas Tree...,,,OH Christmas Tree!!!!   (Rating: 0.7 on 69 reviews, last by mystiamoon 3 minutes ago)
Submitted by mystiamoon (View user info) at 2008-12-02 20:03:15 EST
[None] Ubercontest: Which one is Sage?   (Rating: 1 on 26 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 1 hour ago)
Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-12-02 18:02:29 EST
[None] Kanye West is a faggot   (Rating: 0.5 on 21 reviews, last by woolfe 25 minutes ago)
Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2008-12-02 17:40:08 EST
[Romance] Parents, lock your children up if you see this man in your neighborhood   (Rating: -0.1 on 32 reviews, last by apollo88 4 hours ago)
Submitted by Harmon (View user info) at 2008-12-02 16:06:43 EST
[None] I Need To Apologize To Almost Everyone On Uber   (Rating: -0.81 on 25 reviews, last by apollo88 4 hours ago)
Submitted by So Sorry (View user info) at 2008-12-02 16:06:10 EST
[None] Large turd   (Rating: -0.82 on 24 reviews, last by mystiamoon 3 hours ago)
Submitted by buffty (View user info) at 2008-12-02 11:25:44 EST
[None] The Long & Short of it...   (Rating: 0.27 on 96 reviews, last by iambetteratit 73 minutes ago)
Submitted by Sage (View user info) at 2008-12-02 10:55:07 EST
[None] An unexplained and arbitrary habit of a complete and total stranger   (Rating: 0.57 on 11 reviews, last by Lib 7 hours ago)
Submitted by Tyklo (View user info) at 2008-12-02 10:50:08 EST
[None] The Legacy of the 43rd President; With Help From Nickelback   (Rating: 0.06 on 18 reviews, last by mystiamoon 3 hours ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker (View user info) at 2008-12-02 09:38:29 EST
[None] Worst sex ever!!   (Rating: -0.72 on 29 reviews, last by Maddog 3 hours ago)
Submitted by DoYouBadly (View user info) at 2008-12-02 09:14:48 EST
[None] Attitude   (Rating: 1.09 on 23 reviews, last by AllyJeans 2 hours ago)
Submitted by Adam™ (View user info) at 2008-12-02 09:13:26 EST
[Graphics] Attitude   (Rating: 0.87 on 49 reviews, last by AllyJeans 2 hours ago)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2008-12-02 08:03:57 EST
[Iraq] Fuck the Right   (Rating: 0.38 on 38 reviews, last by skrapmetal 8 hours ago)
Submitted by muddy (View user info) at 2008-12-02 07:25:55 EST
[None] To a drum thump slowing (POETRY)   (Rating: -0.42 on 7 reviews, last by Dimenhydrinate 4 hours ago)
Submitted by awj002 (View user info) at 2008-12-02 01:13:34 EST
[None] lesson number one: no one wants to sleep with you (execpt perhaps other even more repulsive losers)   (Rating: 0.99 on 34 reviews, last by AllyJeans 2 hours ago)
Submitted by shandythetopdog (View user info) at 2008-12-01 21:51:01 EST
[None] Random...extemp...or something...boring, in any case, but whatever, I have to pee, which is a non-sequitur   (Rating: 1.55 on 38 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 12 hours ago)
Submitted by Lungfish (View user info) at 2008-12-01 21:28:20 EST
[Graphics] For mystiamoon (as threatened (with added old-school bonus!))   (Rating: 0.83 on 17 reviews, last by AsshOly 12 hours ago)
Submitted by SilvrWolf (View user info) at 2008-12-01 21:26:04 EST
[Humor] Why Are Criminals So Dumb?   (Rating: -0.9 on 12 reviews, last by nitty34 20 hours ago)
Submitted by dan tangel <dantangel.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-12-01 17:22:22 EST
[Romance] What India (and Pakistan, and America and Israel) Should Do About the Mumbai Terrorists   (Rating: -0.33 on 6 reviews, last by Adamdidit2u 18 hours ago)
Submitted by SkullBitingToFreeTibet (View user info) at 2008-12-01 17:09:18 EST
[None] What India (and Pakistan, and America, and Israel) Should Do About the Mumbai Terrorists   (Rating: 1.05 on 40 reviews, last by Razor 13 hours ago)
Submitted by Razor <Jeremy_21117.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-12-01 16:38:10 EST
[Sports] Uber Sickfest: So, You'd Suck the Piss Out Of Her?   (Rating: 0.41 on 19 reviews, last by AsshOly 12 hours ago)
Submitted by DeathJester (View user info) at 2008-12-01 16:28:56 EST
[None] Tell me my hoodie is fabulous   (Rating: 0.58 on 42 reviews, last by Maddog 3 hours ago)
Submitted by ghola (View user info) at 2008-12-01 15:38:47 EST
[None] fuck you citibank! (No Content)   (Rating: -0.25 on 13 reviews, last by AsshOly 12 hours ago)
Submitted by dangerdude (View user info) at 2008-12-01 15:17:07 EST
[General] Thanksgiving foot-whore, just for scuzz   (Rating: 0.8 on 42 reviews, last by Doodles 8 hours ago)
Submitted by Amanda Metal (View user info) at 2008-12-01 15:05:47 EST
[None] Attn: rubbermaid   (Rating: 1.17 on 29 reviews, last by icarus1987 1 day ago)
Submitted by Mr Trollope (View user info) at 2008-12-01 11:23:13 EST
[None] Recollections from my Tour of the Invisible World (Part III)   (Rating: 0.6 on 12 reviews, last by Linus 1 day ago)
Submitted by I_Shit_Liquid_Existence (View user info) at 2008-12-01 11:15:40 EST
[None] ATTN: Frank Caliendo   (Rating: -0.52 on 46 reviews, last by rubbermaid 12 hours ago)
Submitted by rubbermaid (View user info) at 2008-12-01 08:32:42 EST
[Dumb Jobs] Idiocy at Work Worldwide - You Are Not Alone   (Rating: 1.05 on 20 reviews, last by Lib 12 hours ago)
Submitted by Jude Quinn (View user info) at 2008-12-01 03:26:17 EST
[Afghanistan] I've been "clean" for a while. Jonzing for no reason NO CONTENT JUST BITCHING.   (Rating: 0.13 on 27 reviews, last by DietCoke 7 hours ago)
Submitted by Tony (View user info) at 2008-12-01 00:35:00 EST
[General] An appeal for help and compensatory humour   (Rating: 0.31 on 13 reviews, last by no1hasdis 1 day ago)
Submitted by Tokerson (View user info) at 2008-11-30 07:44:22 EST
[Sports] Fuck You Toronto!   (Rating: 1.11 on 28 reviews, last by The_Yellow_Dart 2 hours ago)
Submitted by DonovanMD (View user info) at 2008-11-29 21:08:56 EST
[Quotes & Stories] Lead Sails (And A Paper Anchor)   (Rating: 1.5 on 13 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 2 days ago)
Submitted by Jesse (View user info) at 2008-11-29 19:01:37 EST
[None] You Can Take Your Virgin Jokes Ans Stick 'Em Right Up Your Stupid, Fat Asses!   (Rating: -0.87 on 60 reviews, last by Method 1 day ago)
Submitted by SomeoneTheSomething (View user info) at 2008-11-29 00:42:45 EST
[None] It's mah biiiiirthday....   (Rating: 0.86 on 49 reviews, last by sage104 1 day ago)
Submitted by Squirrelly Girl (View user info) at 2008-11-28 10:45:09 EST
[None] Uber Helpline: Baking (cause Kaos isn't a big enough fag)   (Rating: 0.35 on 35 reviews, last by Cyrus 1 day ago)
Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2008-11-28 10:03:22 EST
[None] bugger.   (Rating: 0.33 on 12 reviews, last by TheGoat 4 days ago)
Submitted by achTUNGBABY (View user info) at 2008-11-28 09:25:28 EST

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