All Messages Submitted To Ubersite. Ever.

Creepers
The first flute
Cartoons and late-night ramblings
Rise and fall of Uber?
Tweeter Does Starbucks
Desire and Humanity
Why do people believe in intelligent life on other planets?
Jesus.
Galileo's finger
Random Pictures III
Cool Site I found for X-mas Gifts
The Grinch Who Wants to Steal Christmas
What really goes on at a used car dealership.
This site should be more like twitter
I thought I killed my conscience.
New Product Evaluation: Carrot & Stick AI for Microsoft Windows
Wanted
You're All Going to Die Someday
When will women stop sending me their nudes, then screwing me over?
A Stoned Question
This isn't creepy at all...
I'm Back!
Super Important Question
Wuthering Heights – A book review
Sleep now?
What's your Theme Song, Uberites?
Shit Post Turdsday
Honesty?
Stop! Weathertime, Boring, Oregon, USA
Random Pictures II
Animal Match-Ups In .gif Format, Vol. 6--Lizard vs. Ants
Le Post de Jeudi - Avec Merde
SPT, I know why Shlongy didn't want to tell us he was in CA
Super Yum?
Ecstasy
Good fences only make good neighbours if they're soundproof
Where Angels Sleep
2012: It Could Happen...
"Budget Neutral" Healthcare
Still thirsty?
The 15 best feelings in the world.
No matter where.... kids are all the same......
Old bread
Bowing President?
Content with less.
Five Questions: British Edition
Stag, Do
I'm fuckin wasted
Storm Eyes
In response to: 5 questions for Osama! 5 Questions for Obama! 5 Questions for Bush! What would yours be? Go!
More Random Pictures from Hard Drive Haven
In response to: 5 questions for Osama! 5 Questions for Obama! 5 Questions for Bush! What would yours be? Go!
Animal Match-Ups In .gif Format,Vol. 4--Komodo Dragon vs. Pig
Bomb scare in London
Alcohol + Lego Blocks = ?
Learning to Snore.
Fuck Google and Wiki. Give Me YOUR opinion.
The Art of the Laze
2012...lol
To all the little douchefaggots who realised they could be something.
What now?
Lump, no money and no lights.
The only link I'll ever post
Can dogs have Tums?
All the animated gifs you'll ever need...
Animal Match-Ups In .gif Format,Vol. 4--Black Bear vs. Kitty Cat
Dude, that's BOSCH!
Berty the Arch-Capitalist: The Music Industry
Walk the Meek
GPF: The Casual Photographer - A Study in Manliness.
Bomb scare in NYC
Take These Broken Wings
Co-Worker being dumb and filmed
My comedy group made a "rap" video
Animal Match-Ups In .gif Format,Vol. 3--Bear vs. Lion
Paedogeddon
Gone
Rating the Amalgam Superheroes
The Ballad of the Lord of the Night
Random Pictures
Happy Dead American Soldier Day!
crossword
Animal Match-Ups In .gif Format,Vol. 2--Elephant vs. Ostrich
R.I.H.* John Allen Muhammad
Why the proceedings of Congress should NEVER be broadcast in HD (NSFW!)
Animal Match-Ups In .gif Format,Vol. 1--Monkey Vs. Goat
Five More Minutes
which ones your favourite ?
Submitting A Message
My Mother's Roast Beef (NSFW)
The Sign In Front Of My House. Or Shlongy's
UDM - Uber's Dead Monday...
Fear and Loathing in Tempe Part 2
Highest rated premiere in cable television history bitches
aint easy bein a nocturnal peep
fort shoot em up mess
Fuck You
My shocking origin revealed!
Fear and Loathing in Tempe
I'm thinking of starting a website
Dreams . . . a defense mechanism?
Women, and toilets.
Asian Massage $19.95
Rock Bottom?
boat funeral
So EPIC it will hammer punch your ovaries into the Crab Nebula! Step back, cunts!
2001: A Space LOL (SPT)
n-word
Corporate American Psycho
prophets
Now wait a minute...
GET your hand out of there....
George Sketson's large and in charge!
Step back, bitches! Shit just got EPIC!
40 Years of Sesame Street - Let's Celebrate *NSFW*
the God child
poon points
What's with those retarded chicas?
Hey...Ummm, Bart. What Are You Trying To Do To Me?
the Earth IS getting bigger, you fuckers
Observations from a haunted house (Now With Bonus Camwhore!!!)
Should've Gone To Specsavers *NSFW*
it's always sunny in philadelphia
Balancing borderline madness with the requirements of being a receptionist
So here's why I broke up with my girlfriend...
5 year Uberversary + why I am so fat
Are You Easily Amused?
I hate India
Obamarama
WTF or Email Spammers are on Crack
RIP Dennis
Dude, that's BOSCH!
let the noob bashing begin
In the end, there can be only one. GRUEBERFEST 2009 WINNAR!
Step Back! Shit Just Got EPIC!
I Got The Call Yesterday
Pretty sure all the lightening storms lately are a signal God is trying to get me. Nice try bitch.
What constitutes a threesome?
Bang!
I am the God of Hell Fire and I Bring You
GPF: Bubba Goes To The KwikMart (NO Content)
The Best Part of You Ran Down the Crack of Your Mother's Ass
Random: Five Question Friday
Omega (3)...now with shameless camwhore!!
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Quotes of meaning...
Larger, Fuller, Thicker, and Increasing In Size
Larger, Fuller, Thicker, and Increasing In Size
Courting the Twins
Grueberfest 09 Rd.Final. Cobar.
Dementia.
No good decisions are ever made during a panic
Company organogram
The Plague Chapters 2 and 3
Step Back, Shit Just Got EPIC!
Thanks, Mike!
Dear Ubersite Users
Grueberfest 09 Final - Implode
The Plague Prologue and Chapter 1
Yet Some More Women Bashing (NSFW Attachment)
Traffic Helicopter Camwhores are the BEST Camwhores
Shit women can get away with
grUeBERfest 2009 ROUND 4 - Révolution des Loups
Repost: Kittycat 87.
Introducing kittycat 87.
Another stunning news alert
Docta Crunkenstein sayin "Wad iz!"
Job hunt foibles
Stunning news alert
Decrease in Seamen
Thieving Assholes
Top 20.....Right!!
Sickest Film Ever!!
Sickest Film Ever!!
I am beautiful (repost, now with PROOF)
I am beautiful
Shock and Awe - GRUEBERFEST FINAL!
Shock and Awe - GRUEBERFEST FINAL ROUND!
Shock and Awe - GRUEBERFEST FINAL ROUND!
Since I didn't want a murder charge, second attempt
Since I didn't want a murder charge
Did youz miss me? Yes, it's really me. With a camwhore to authenticate.
Bloody Mary
Fight Space
R.I.P. My Hero - Soupy Sales
Something that may or may not have happened while I was daydreaming on my lunch break.
The Beauty of Nature.
North Pole!
Your Ears Will Fucking Bleed
The Guilty Pleasures of Bad Movies - Darkon
The truth about Obamacare and Liberalism
GrUeBERfest 09 R3 - Beyond Reflection
My story what totally would have happened if I was a protester at the BBC today and managed to get inside and stuff!
grUeBERfest 2009 ROUND 3 - Laserball
Help for Rachel (TuTs) on Getting a Separation
Free Imitation Crab Meat.
Grueberfest 09: Molester
SPT: (Title)
Gruberfest 09 R3: The Unknown Stranger
Why is it so impossible to do ANYTHING these days?
An Antique Gif, With Crispy Bits
Grueberfest 09 Rd.3. The Stripper.
An Ancient gif with Absolutely No Text, Far Too Intellectually Challenging and a Blatant Showboating of My Immense and Undeniable Talent
Sandwiches Hall of Fame
Grueberfest 09 R.3 - Ink
The “Missed Connections” section of Craigslist: Love at First Sight or Legalized Stalking? You be the Judge…
Peener, or No Peener? (SSFW)
Wrong?
Milk
throw momma under the fuckin train
Is it a bird...is it a plane...
Zippers should be outlawed.
rebuttle to shlongys response
No wordplay here, Rush Limbaugh deserves a chance.
Tiger Lilly "Just A Slice of Life"
I'm A Secret Superhero
I'm A Secret Superhero
Scandal
hi
The spirit -7
ubercon A2
Paris Hilton or a Hole in the Ground?
Grewburfest 2009 a space odyssey
The joy of live music: a message to downloaders
Are You Cute or HOT?
The bloodied few remain - GRUEBERFEST Round 3!
Little Boy installment 1
Free tour of the real U.S.
Happy Earthquake Day!
You're doing it wrong
Attn: HadToBeDone, HurtByTheSun, Rob_Berg, And Other Computer Geeks (Bonus GPF)
The Power of Machines
Nachthausen - Gruberfest 2009
A lesson in futility
The Story of Falcon Heene - Balloon Rider and Skydiver sans Chute
grUeBERfest 2009 ROUND 2 - Cats
A Letter to the Most Racist Game on the Planet
RIP : Captain Lou Albano
RIP Captain Luo Albano
RIP Captain Luo Albano
grUeBERfest 2009 R2 : Forfeit
RIP 'Captain' Lou Albano
RIP Captain Luo Albano
gross misrepresentation on okcupid
GrUeBERfest 09: Scars and Rubble - Tales from The Gravel Pit
A View of a The High And Blighty
answers
Stephen Gately – what a little bender!
I Love you
methods secrets NSFW!!!!
Get Raunched up the Fudge Tunnel with NewYorkIronWorks.com!
Ubersite has lost its mojo...
Hey guys.
Midterm Week
Grueberfest 09 Rd. 2. So very tired.
Dearest Orgasmatron...
Grueberfest 09 R.2 - Petrified
modern Eden... Repost
modern Eden...
Happy Columbus Day!
Go my monitor back! (NSFW)
Post 123456
ha
Y The last Lam Man
A clASSic
A clASSic
My solution to the Irak problem
Duke Nukem Forever back in production???
Shocking update!
I worship Andrea Dworkin
I Worship Sarah Palin
I worship Adolf Hitler.
I am thinking, Death!
Anyone got any google voice invites?
Amazing Horse
Protesting protestors
Blood was spilled, and more shall be. grUeBERfest 09 R2!
I Feel Like The Death of Shit Warmed Over
fawk yall
What the fuck?
grUeBERfest 2009 - Re:Sure + Erection
Uber user 1942.
If You Want To BM, BM
grUeBERfest 2009 ROUND 1 - Fresh In Our Flesh
Heavy
Obama Peace Prize War Asshole Fuck
Put Away - Gruberfest 2009
What would happen if an Unstoppable force hit an Immovable object?
GrUberfest '09 R.1 - Believe me now?
grUeBERfest 2009 ROUND 1 - Doublewide
grUeBERfest 2009 ROUND 1 - Doublewide (MCCALLUM)
Stopped having sex!
Grueberfest '09- Simple Choice
My plans for the weekend
What You Can Do in Hollywood to Earn More than 55 Dollars an Hour
Gruberfest - Wake up Call
Saints vs Eagles: 48-22
grUeBERfest '09 R1 - The Three Deliberate Deaths of Emma
Gruberfest - Owls go wild - (400000000000000 hits)
Humorous euphemisms
Random Coolness...
Violence at a protest I attended
Who do you want to meet?
My life revolves around my kid
My last request
Serious Writers Only Pls
Serious Writers Only Pls
Gooberfest Smells Like Fish
GrUberfest - Tell Me A Story - GoatWoman- NSFW
If you only read on Grueberfest 09 Rd 1entry this year..........
I met the president and first lady!
guess who I am....
Caption wedensday....(very little content)
Uberpoll: Describe Your Worse Shits
Grueberfest 09 R.1 - Tattered
Ranking the Marvel heros
GRUEBERFEST 09: The Ghey Ghoul
To those about to redie; we salute you. GRUEBERFEST 09 Matchups!
My last 9 (or 10 ) texts. Take them to mean what you will.
My last 9 (or 10 ) texts. Take them to mean what you will.
Damn women!
I love you much "song lyrics"
In Case of Fire...
"Holocaust didn't happen
Fake Tales Of San Francisco
Sweet thing your mom said to me on the fourth anniversary of 9/11
Fuck My Life
Starting all over again...
Bernie Madoff and me!
SPT Ghetto C3PO
Constipation
I can't help it that I'm a Bad Girl
Jane Dear
Fuck the Olympics
Drun k drunk drunk drunk drunk.
I'd really like to...
Looking for a rich girlfriend
G0 CHlCAG0 W00!!! WE G0T DlS M0F0!!! 20l6 (revised edition)
G0 CHlCAG0 W00!!! WE G0T DlS M0F0!!! 20l6
Camping With The McCallum's
Zombie Obama (because it's Thursday)
Untitled Story (Corrupt governments, aliens, and rebellion to come.)
Untitled Story (Corrupt governments, aliens, and rebellion to come.)
Big news from Mister Moneybags (me)!
Rise up and tell your tales. It's GRUEBERFEST 2009!
The Solution to this Polanski Thing
Uber Needs More Posts
Seeing the Silver Lining
fuck you cunts
Good evening uber even though its midnight-ish, (rambling blogish with a late reply to Phallic)
Some Uber users (Bubba) should consider joining Hamas?
Black Wigga Doin' Drugs (NOW with absolute ZERO content)
The animals.
They're real...
They're real...
They're real...
They're real...
They're real...
They're real...
Health Care Reform
Regarding Roman Polanski
Can I Get....Any of you Cunts...A Drink?
So...
for polyamorousaj.
Non-Hostile Takeover
What's that smell? I think it's excitement!!
Citizen Jane
What I did this weekend.
Fishnets and Malice
RIP Susan Atkins
14th and Columbia Road NW, Washington DC
Autumn Freak Watch
mmmmm........Meth.......$15......bareback
HTBS on Holiday Wearing Jeans and Sporting Man Boobs
Michael Phelps is an asshole.
I wish my balls were on top of my dick
Gærsum
Why Do Guys Do This?
Rich guy update: what I've been doing with all this dough
Rich guy update: what I've been doing with all this dough
Rich guy update: my trip to the hospital
How To Rejuvenate Ubersite
Hookers will fuck you up.
ADD Round 2: Teh REAL ADD
The Red Forest
Toilet(s) Update: Still working.
Bad Dates: The Puerto Rican
Man's Best Fiend
I hate baby's
Don't ask me to write a report and I wont lie to you.
For HurtByTheSun
Some cool money-related news
A Tale of Three
Leave Afghanistan
how bad you guys suck
Obama is NOT your friend (Part 1)
Wheres Raptor Jesus?
Fun with Foreigners.
I will single handedly revive this site
rugby union reform
the pain of being an unrecognised sports rules innovater
Volunteer your Vocal Cords, Damnit
the pain of being a writer
information about Kanye's IQ
ADD: How long?...
I've decided to become a sheriff's deputy so I can join the cast of Police Women of Broward County
SPT: So I Guess I'm Gay
So there I was...
NationStates 104
ADD - That Smile
ADD: I bet you can't lick you elbow.
ADD - Emmitt
age of blood
ADD Barbershop
killer's special victim
My superhero origin story
a whole lot of yelling (+gay fish)
Vote
Suzuki Swift
Sigh...
First Post
RIP Patrick "Pony Boy" Swayze
RIP Keith Floyd
Yo Patrick
Continuum Shift (ADD)
Not Very Scary
Fun on the beach!
Time Capsule
RIP Patrick Swayze
Farmers markets bring out the worst in people.
Another one bites the dust...
I fixed my motherfucking toilets bitches! Yeah!
ADD A Comfortable Burden
Attention Deficit Disor..............
Dear Uber,
ADD - Something I submitted to another site for a similar contest (I lost) AKA "Not Enough Gasoline"
ADD: The Sower of Doubt
Seriously Guys. Enough is Enough!
The letter 'H' has died!
Kanye West
Kanye West
Perez, You Ugly, Child Molesting, Homo
ADD: Crunching Butterflies.
ADD: Crunching Butterflies.
ADD - Subtract
Proposed Script for the Soap Eastenders
Scotland: How We've Been Made to Look A Bunch of Prize Cunts
'Circles' - ADD inspired
Freedom Fest - Bag of Wank.
ADD - I Can't Write Fiction for Shit but at Least it's Under 500 Words
ADD now more than ever
I Never Knew You
Those of you who are and are not sports fans, you'll understand
Inspired by...
maroons
the bigger they are
Hollywood Production Monkeys and the Temple of Morons 3: This Time it's Even More Personal
Here we go
Children are the Future - Part II
SPT: Mars is Full of Weeds; Venus is Covered in Wilting Flowers (NSFW)
Entourage - what is this shit?
This is some bullshit
We Interrupt This Broadcast to BLOW YOUR MIND
APW- Sandboxes
Somebody it is, Sir.
Dear Ghola,
Email fwds are totally funny
Hurricane Season
Happy 9/9/9 day
Were Gonna Regret This
Were Gonna Regret This
Guess The Size Of These Racks (NSFW)
What is the World coming to?
Guess the size of my rack (SFW)...
Me of little faith
General tips regarding getting your red belt -or- a how to guide on riding the crimison tide
Miley Cyrus Angry Cousin Screenshots
Visiting the old alma mater!
Visiting the old alma mater!
ATTN Foreign people:
Arnie's Cookbook
Beta
Miley Cyrus's Angry Cousin Response to My Post? (Miley Cyrus is a Dumb Cunt)
Animation/character development Maya help
good news/bad news
samsung? more like samDUNG!
Cheese Games
In Unison (A Poem)
Cold War Movies
I banged a raisin.
I Would Love to Serve on a Death Panel
Miley Cyrus is a Dumb Cunt (As Seen on Miley Cyrus’s Myspace Until Deleted)
I Want...
Cool facts about myself
I'm A Paid Writer
My Friends Are having Kids
does the cunt in the shiny red shoes have any idea what he's doing?
The time has come... Plus Camwhore
Re: Inferior Acting Pleasant People
Funny when the idea was fresh...
Unconsummated, one-sided sexual tension with an unavailable doctor
MOlD LIVES!!!1!
Theory Of Evolution Debunked By 5th Grader
Re: Superior Acting Assholes
Attn Massachusetts: It's just the FLU!
My little China girl, you shouldn't mess with me
SPT- A collection of random posts
2nd Class Children
i find it hard to live up to ma name when shit like this happens...
Commuting By Bike...
Max Traxter: A Modern Adonis Pt.3
What's Better Than Buttsex?
igtpedn,artec,bthywu - episode two: in which our hero thinks about peanut butter.
Attn: no1hasdis
Stok and Locksly - Part 1
Attn: Jack McCallum
Why so cross?
McCormack and Maretti - Part 2
Mcormack & Maretti Part 1
Where are the non-white ubersite users?
Commuting is awesome... A cry for help!
Fuck.
The UK is going right down the shitter
Note to Scourge
Emo girls - they just don't cut it.
Your Childhood Just Got Sold For 4 Billion Dollars
Having fun in a role-playing game; or, how I got my papers laminated
Having fun in a role-playing game; or, how I got my papers laminated
What is a Dip Shit?
"Next Time You're Feeling Blue..."
A Stupid Question
1973 Big white one.
R.I.P dj am
Seven Tiny True Stories
Fucking Sad
Seven Spanish Angels
I just got fucked!
Summer productivity
Random thoughts of 25-35 year olds
Health Care Reform Can Kiss My Ass!
GPF: Children Are the Future
GBF : Chloe Danced the Tables in the French Quarter
Country-roadin'
hi everyone! how's things?
GPF- Its Friday... Have a Gif
Inglorious Bastards!
Stupid Knitters and Their Rap Music (SPF-NO Content)
Obituary for my Grandma, 1909-2009
SPT: Grandma Goes Before the Death Panel
People Like Big Words. (+How To Waste 2-3 Minutes Of Your Life.... Actually, Mainly Just By Reading This. Long Titles Suck.)
Good indie bands.
Really not PC.
Forgot my place in the Ubersite food chain
Who am I? I, I, I?
Axolotl's days are numbered-SPT
I commend my mother.....
Women Plow Naked To Please God
How do you make a horse smile?
Quit being a big orange fag
Quit being a big orange fag
Blue Hole
interstellare Geschlechtsmaschine
True story as of 5 minutes ago...
Senator Kennedy tribute - with EXTRA SPECIAL guest appearance!!! Super quality!!
I Like To Hit It and Split It! (Camwhores Abound)
RIP - Senator Kennedy
R.I.P. Tedy Kennedy
RIP Ted Kennedy
R.I.P. Senator Ted Kennedy
Brick Walls, Basketballs and a Ginger Bully
The Truth
who are you, who who who who
Women are fucking stupid.
what the fuck is going on
what the fuck is going on
what the fuck is going on
rambling
RIP: The Pirate Bay
Vikings lack tune and love corn. Fuck 'em all
Things I like...
East Jabib, Timbuktoo, All the Tea In China, and Kalamazoo
A list of alters I'd like to see made
RE; ChaosJester
The only anti-weed message you'll ever need
Original advertising.
Flavored Water
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
flash fiction for antius because i can't navigate pulsehead :)
Discontent...'kin hell
Discontent
Hey Guys
Shitty shit post
Shitty shit post
GPF: Exit (nsfw : violence)
Why Humanity Is The Scum Of The Fucking Earth: Exhibit B
GPF - NSFW - Unless Your Boss Likes Dog Penis
In response to your generous offer...
GPF - NSFW - Unless you're black
This picture is unbelievable!!! (sfw)
Berty writes disfigured woman eroticism
116 Degrees In The Shade-Not Much Content
Up, down and out
Why Humanity is the Scum of the Fucking Earth: Exhibit A
110th Street
Office Shares Are Hit and Miss
ATTN: Poms - Fifth Test -or why us Aussie's wear such tight little shorts
ATTN: Aussies - FIFTH Ashes test and 6 REASONS WHY FREDDIE'S RETIRING ON A WIN
opt(Observation Post Thursday)
Here's a post so shitty you'll be able to smell it in British Columbia
Getting high, part 2
SPT (I'll be away from the computer tomorrow) Let's see how I fare with a Content-less post!
you want quality posts, Kaos? Here's your quality post...
Sex Offenders Can Be Artistic Too...
Hello, my name is Premium, and I'm an altar. *sob*
Quick Question Uber, -2's Ahoy...and all that Jazz
I have AIDS
Wow. Seriously, like wow.
Wow. Seriously, like wow.
ATTN: Shlongy
Diary of a Madman-The Lost Diaries.
We're At It Again!
The health care reform super happy-time mega-thread
You Say It's Yer Birthday
lojope says hi
Nice!
Samus Aran is a Lesbian (Nerds everywhere cry into their Jolt!)
Why is the NHS is better than America?
A Seal is just a Big Oceanic Puppy-Dog!
100k hits and why I like uber
I woke up and found this on my computer after a night of drinking.
I am unusually fond of planet earth.
You Could Win $100
Castle in thesky
everything, nothing, and inbetween
The Unusual Things That Make Me Think of Über Users #5 – ghola
lol wut?
It's not us, it's you.
I am a young, single, horny woman...
I am unusually fond of old tombstones
Heidi Fleiss Vs. Crack Ho
Bart
a company-wide email
i ate some bread made by lesbians, some honey made by bees and (apparently) spotted gum flowers, and some butter (presumably) made by cows
Hey Spam! This one's for you!
hey
bar stories
Memories of Nana (nsfw art)
Memories of Nana
My real account is...
RoadSongs Traveling Medicine Show
This is a song for the bride and groom....
GPF: fear.
Bored on Friday, or an inappropriate joke only I thought was funny
How to Lose a War
Berty asks about women's problems
I am unusually fond of little dicks (NSFW)
RIP Les Paul
Drinking at work!
Bye Bye. Just For You, I'm Done
RIP Les Paul
SPT: Truth.
One i made earlier, with my jiz
face your fear
OMG Banning Offense!
SPT - Silly Kryptonians...
Beginning of Story
I am unusally fond of puppies.
Be A Fucking Man About It, Charlie Brown
My Wife
My Wife
Get Your Kicks On Route 66
YSC Bear
I am unusually fond of chairs.
For Forensic (SFW)
Klein Ep. 1
My Wife
Toxic Wind
Wanted: Cartoonist/Graphic Artist. Yes, I’m serious.
The 3.23
Ubersite Charter (The Kaos Initiative)
Vending Machines - My Key to Beating the Recession
Emmanuel and Trisha
Fade into Levis
Fade
First Base - Logan Circle
Sagie finds mommy's stash
Damn Jones: Last of the Uber Augers!!!
More APWhenever I Want: Su Blackwell
the face of evil
So I got an infected sty in my eye, and had to visit the doctor to get some eyedrops
Body curiosity (repost)
Paradise
Being Porco Rosso
Serious writing - Snoozles the dog
Don't take financial advice from Fred Durst
Gonefiguring
Body curiosity
A nervous hello to Ubererererererererererers
The hardest part of my job
Parents
A Nervous Hello To Uber-ers!
The Royal Flush
Sage's Tits
I Wouldn't Recommend Universal Healthcare to the USA
Ten Tiny True Canadian Healthcare Stories
Writing Contest - Perspective
Poem
Gif Post Friday (no content warning)
Don't Taze Me Bro
RIP - John Hughes
RIP - John Hughes
R.I.P John Hughes
upcoming involuntary vacation
APWhenever: Paul Smith's Typewriter Art
Mountain Biking In The USA?
serial writings BIG WAVE KALAKAUA
serious writings - rap or die
The hippie in me is dying....
Health Care
Brian Peppers + Unicorn
Brian Peppers + Unicorn
one drunks plea
If you hate Rush Limbaugh....
serious writers forum AND THEN THEY HAD SEX
What I really want to say is:
Danger Ranger
We all do it?
No wonder my teeth are shit
serious writing - double crossing at the boxing
Serious writings HIGH SCHOOL REVENGE
Rice Field Art (APW)
subject
Why do women have legs?
Obama nalin Palin
How to Get Rid of teh Joos?
Man Farts - 5 Die
Toad jerky.
How To Get Rid Of A Dog?
A moral dilemma poll. Use your anonymity for truth.
Whilst I thank you for your faith in me, I'm not qualified to diagnose your genital warts
beer is good
serious writers forum CRIME DOESN'T PAY
They were so cold and yet so beautiful as they danced beneath that hovering Moon-disco ball.
And This Guy Makes More Money Than I Do
The Project: Chapter 1 - Beginnings
Sign Language + Interwebs = HOLY SHIT!
Craigslist + Wang = Holy Shit!
Craigslist + Free = Holy Shit!
I Am Becoming
No Content WebCamwhore Collage
fat fucking brits
Orbit
DEcipher my DREAM, I was going to type 'analyse' but I didn't want you children to get all childish, and no 'your mom' interpretations or small penis jokes this is serious.
Thanks for the exciting rugby, Northern Hemisphere.
This site sucks
Fancy Meatloaf Cake
Tell Me A Story - Yellow Eyes
The ways to make SEMTEX
The ways to make SEMTEX
Interesting development.
Rants, complaints, and general observations of a curious character
Sage is Immortal: My MS Paint tribute to Highlander
EGADS, ALAS, I fucking FOUND Her!
GPF - A Guide to Etiquette
one tiny truth
Bored at work - made this.
RIP Sir Bobby Robson
I Can't Believe you're this Stupid
I Refuse to Believe you're this Stupid.
Bitch, Moan and Complain
Something to look at. (You're welcome.)
Looking back into the Iris...
Looking back into the Iris...
The Abusement Park.... What a fucking cool idea. There's alot of swearing in here. So, just fuckin' relax ae. Why employees need more work. Because.... JUST 'COS!
Go Outside and Take a Picture!
ATTN: Aussies - Third Test
Is it in yet?
Terminator Salvation
Butt Implants That Dont Work - Look At Her Ass
Racism...IN IMAX!!!(no content)
Guess my alter!
exposed on the End Of A Fork [[edit repost plus camwhore. Just because]]
Pam Anderson's Boobs file for divorce!!
Omega (2)
Creampie Chrissy Gets Kicked in the Face (Physically + Emotionally)
Adventures of Tweeter and RoadSong-Willow Man
The Hottest Fictional Characters (a list)
More Juneau's Than Alaska! (Content-Less)
Michael Jackson Isn't Dead!
Ubersite: real experiences
The Adventures of RoadSong and Tweeter-Range Of Light
Which is worse, boredom or assholes?
Amount of Care vs. The Amount of Homophobia I Encounter On The Web
Will This Story Never End??
Leftover Chinese & Beer
woman-questionable in under 60 seconds
Repair the Broken Dream (reformat)
Repait the Broken Dream (reformat)
Repair the Broken Dream
RIP Harry Patch
OMG its here
super-geeko in under 60 seconds
super-geeko in under 60 seconds
How Twilight Should Have Ended
fixed 'er up. added' a bit o' whimsey.
super-nerdo in under 60 seconds
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do....
dinosaurs
Sexiest Ficitional Characters (it was either this or a picture of me, wearing devil horns made of purple okra, holding a spotted cat)
ATTN: Shlongy (NSFWish)
ATTN: Shlongy (NSFWish)
Chicks I'd Go Straight For
dinosaurs
Aishwarya Rai nude pics porn (NSFW)
Where.
The women I noticed when my balls dropped (not a comprehensive list)
Erin Andrews Nude Peephole Video Taken in Hotel (Streaming)
SPT - Sagie goes a-drivin' (another Paintsterpiece)
The Most Rape Ever Known to Man
Rape
Minesweeper
Writers I have Known who Deserve to be Shot in the Face
SPT - Hot & Wet
Upside Down Cunt
The Most Rape Ever!
Liu Bolin - The Invisible Man (APW)
Divinity in Motion
R.I.P John Barry
Adventures In Youtube Recommendations
Is Fox News serious?
Piss, Shit, and a Fucking Monkey
I saw the VIRGIN MARY, well nearly.
Settle
Is this picture NSFW?
Just Gimme That Old Time Revulsion
There once was a man (just a link)
Michael Jacksons Legs Vitiligo (Gross Pictures)
Why We're Here
A Wonderful Evening + Random Images
Boobs of the Mediterranean
No Lifeguard On Duty
Check out my brand new puppy!
"I know. I'm horrible. I'm leaving him anyway."
My next capitalist venture.
Evilutionists and darwinists find more missing links
My First Hate Mail!
Creationism wins: questions retarded atheists and evolutionists can't answer
A long post about my uncertainty and worries concerning moving and graduate school...
Penguinly awkward social
Funny Fundies!
<Insert Headline Here>
Creationism wins: democratic reallity proves creationism
Creationism wins: more facts that destroy evolution
Creep Firebombing
Creationism wins: four facts that SINK evilution religion
RIP Walter Cronkite
"Sorry We Closed..."
Weak
If you're going to be thinking, you may as well think big.
Erin Andrews Naked in Hotel Room (NSFW)
RE:Submit (gpf)(NSFW)
Just following Ghola's orders
Submit
The "Misses the point guy"
awkwardly social penguin
The Catcher in the Rye
Carpe Diem
RIP Walter Cronkite
Adam PacMan Jones Makes It Rain Video Never Before Released-NSFW
They almost had it right, just some minor differences.
Be a Mexican, not a MexiCANT!
What are your names for the holes?
Stok's little doodle
Naked Chicks (NSFW, obviously)
Tom Green Hits the Town for a Night of Adventure!
PhotoDoc - Rockcrawler - repost
PhotoDoc - Rockcrawler
My love affair with cigarettes: The Teenage Years
Swan Song
A Psychological Portrait of the Average Uber-User
The "Misses the Point Guy"
The "Misses the Point Guy"
Socially awkward penguin
Legal Pot
This is how it begins
Smoking - The epitome of national selfless commitment?
Michael Jacksons Famous Hair Fire: Exclusive Video
Shlongy's Annual Post- Attempts to Save This Cesspool Called Ubersite W/Camwhore-Fails Miserably -Bonus Florida Ubercon Action
APW: Jesse The Elphdog makes a horrific discovery
socially awkward penguin
True memoirs
Addiction
Look to the sky
Tragically Poetic
Creepfirebombing the last Supper *A MUST SEE SERIOUS LEET MS PAINT SKILLS*
Creepfirebombing the last summer *A MUST SEE SERIOUS LEET MS PAINT SKILLS*
Creep Firebombing
Creepfirebombing-caution-disturbing image
Tale of the Horny Ghost
A Long Story About A Short Vacation
Let me get this straight...
Lishy!
The Strategies of Plants
Stress Over Strain
o_O
Creep Firebombing Photoshops
creepfirebombing
Creep Firebombing contest: Happy Little Beast
Creep firebombing (MS Paint)
i'm going to post every day now, and respond to every comment, because that's how you win uber. episode one, in which our hero creates an animated gif as entry to a contest hosted by some hairy italian guy. awesome work. great job. let the praise rain
The Guilty Pleasure Of Bad Movies Part 17 - Transmorphers (No This Isn't A Typo)
Creep Firebombing
Creep Firebombing, (complete lack of effort)
Fuck Tuesdays
Creep Firebombing
Sanctity
Socially awkward penguin
User Photoshop; Creep Firebombing
creep firebombing picture contest
Danish male stripper MIK
User Photoshop Contest - Volume 1 - Creep Firebombing
Name this tune for me before I lose my mind.
Music in Hong Kong - Captain Wong
Journey to the end of the night
YEAR ZERO - an alternative
Brand New Products that You Should Buy Immediately
Bringing back the past
R.I.P. Arturo Gatti
UFC 100 Has me all Bonerific
Attention English Pussies
i have no title
A Powerful Message from Stevie Wonder On Michael Jackson’s Death…
Obama Caption Contest
Me Instead
Random: Five Question Friday
political talk
The Internet: Teacher, Mother, Secret Lover
My first post. Ever.
Obama Caption Contest
Morgan Freeman To Marry His Granddaughter E'Dena Hines 27
Playing Ring Toss or My New Krispie Kreme Love Affair
She Tasted Like Cookies
My Latest Gun Fight
Love The One Your With
Creationism wins: the missing link deception
ATTN: Aussies - stop being so fucking boring
This Is The Greatest Thing I have Seen In A Long Time!
RIP Oscar Mayer
Simpsons Did It!
Good At Guessing Games? (Very little content, clicking on this post will only produce boners)
It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. (A Tribute to Taffy,and Micheal Jackson, kinda)
Creationism wins: darwinists admit defeat
The Dead Celebrity Game
Dickheads Die As Hero's - An MJ Tribute
Creationism wins: the big bang - COMPLETELY OWNED
I can’t believe it’s not the end of the last day.
O, Proserpina!
WARNING: A Pointless Self Pity Post
Video of Jack McCallum Discussing his Second Favorite Pastime, Sucking Cock (Thanks MySpace!)
The Corner of Doom
Just a Quick Email
Attn Australia: ASHES BITCHES!
No one wins, but religions are still useful
Creationism wins: Evilutions proved wrong with intelligent design science
Is it over?
R. I. P. Steve McNair
Transformer 2 Hottie Megan Fox
The Best Movies That Haven’t Been Made (and Probably Never Will)
Some things about alcohol some of you may not know - a list.
Michael Jackson funeral and memorial service: Watch it live
MS Paint: Birds and the bees...(Definitely NSFW) ((boobies))
Shit
The Ongoing Adventures of Scooby & Scrappy Doo: Socratic Discourse part 1
A real True Story (Plus a camwhore) (repost, resized)
A Real True Story (Plus a Camwhore)
To uber!
My superhero origin story
Joyce DeWitt Arrested For DUI - Threes Company Star
Teacher Gives Sex Tape To 5th Grage class
Submit your favorite movie/TV quotes!
Ducky Doesn't Muse, But Rather Whines and Bitches About Digging Holes
Berty muses about independence and carpets
I Want a Dog, and the Rest of Life
Things that do not need to Exist
On Women, Working, and Equality
Attn: BEELTEA
2012.12.25 Time Unknown
R. I. P. Steve McNair
RIP Steve McNair
a tale of manly love
Surreal stories of the Highway Patrol
Fourth of July: Sometimes It's Cool
Haunted Holiday
SP4thOJ
In Memoriam Of Steve McNair: Rest In Peace
What is your earliest memory?
RIP Sarah Palin (NSFW)
Tantoo...I made it up. It might mean something. I'd be interested to know. Maybe I'm psychic, or tantric, which means something but I have no idea what, except that maybe it's spiritual, which is probably gay, which would be okay, I guess, I don't know,
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120987
Shouldn't have walked
Very Likey A Pointless Uberpost
Problem Solved
Exposed on the end of a FORK
Quitting with the E-Cigarette
MASSIVE update
...of the Son, and of the Holy Toast...
R.I.P. - Karl Malden
Rant of the week
Quitting smoking?!?!?!
Always Loved Her
On Why I Hate the Fourth
Wimbledon (rantish in nature).
Farting in the toilet shouldn't be as awkward as it is
Farting in the toilet shouldn't as awkward as it is
Familial tidings - A Colonial Tale pt 3
R.I.P. - Karl Malden
R.I.P - Karl Malden
The not so curious case of Joseph Markel Junior the Fifth
RIP Karl Malden
spermicidal mexicans and PETA
R.I.P. Karl Malden
byaaaahhhhhh
Wine Stained Teeth
RIP Karl Malden
RIP Karl Malden
"A Husband And A Wife"
The Unusual Things That Make Me Think of Über Users #4 – Snark
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
I will crumple you all
Medical Marijuana Reformatted
Train(ing) it Day
Are you interest in Music? 6
...And I heard a faint voice call through the fog...
Me quitting work. Finally.
GPF : Yesterdays news
R.I.P. - Michael Jackson
A Heartwarming Tale of Nipple Biting and Eternal Friendship
Medical Marijuana Reformatted
Medical Marijuana
Keep On Truckin
Avril Vagina and the Guy Who Talks Dirty
Bitch, I'm On a Boat!
To all the suckahz (RE: AmateurMatch.com)
People I want to kill. NSFWish
Michael Bay & the Gang Crank Out Another Masterpiece
No way officer!
Working at the Home Depot
OMFG If I had a Million I would buy THESE cars!!!!
Chicken Dinner
R.I.P. - Michael Jackson
Peas of Mind
Ten Cars, Million Bucks Bandwagon
Vatican Uses Carbon Dating to Verify Apostle's Identity
Bus
August Volkmann's Last Stand
A Whole Lot of Yelling
R. I. P. Billy Mays
RIP - Fuckin' Everybody!
An interesting dilema
RIP Billy Mays
RIP Billy Mays
I got a visit from the adoption agency
RIP Billy Mays
RIP Billy Mays
RIP Billy Mays
RIP Billy Mays
RIP Billy Mays
RIP Billy Mays
Random ramblings about Michael Jackson...
No Sense of Smell & Three Broken Toes OR My First über!
Steve Martin - Michael Jackson Impersonation
the French Quarter Cat's Gris-Gris (Part I)
Beach fun
Martha (unfinished)
Hi Ladies and Gents
The world as we know it
Compiling the Best Songs...For Science!
Compliling the Best Songs...For Science!
I've gotta stop drinking...
MJ in Hell
Matt Damon's next movie
What the HELL, internet?
If You Want A Good Day, Buy A Car, If You Want A Good Week, Get Married. If You Want A Good Life....Be A Gardener.
Confused Semi-Emo Breakup Letter
women are the fucking worst
Avril Vagina and the Lost Tribe of Lesbian Pyrotechnicians
Messing with Fragile Michael Jackson Freaks
I shouldn't be allowed to shop alone
Some people were way too into MJ
Micheal Jackson announces new tour!
R.I.P Michael Jackson: Truth Edition
So apparently some people died?
R.I.P. Michael Jackson
Some Like it Hot
RIP Jackson.
RIP Jacko
RIP Michael Jackson
RIP Jacko
R.I.P. Michael Jackson
RIP Michael Jackson
What really happened at Hombly Hills
RIP Michael Jackson
I Got A Good Conspiracy Theory... Re: Dead Celebrities
The King is Dead - RIP (yet another)
RIP micheal jackson
Ole Dead Michael
RIP Michael Jackson
RIP Jacko
In Memory Of Michael Jackson
RIP Michael Jackson
Shitago - I Had It Comin'
RIP Farrah Fawcett
Thought's I have whilst fucked up.
RIP Farrah
I am not sure the makers of this game know what they are doing
RIP Farrah Fawcett
R.I.P. Farrah Fawcet
Shitty Writing Ends Messily :(
Shitty Writing Ends Messily :(
Ok there, Sir Johnson!
Missing post
Obama, What the fuck?
171 Friends...YEEESSSS!
Mumbo Jumbo, Profanity & A List Of Shit People Don't Talk About, Let Alone Do, In Public.
Camwhore... a quick pic I snapped in the bathroom this morning.
Some Days I Look Gorgeous....Today At Work Was NOT One Of Them...
You comic book geeks have done pissed me off!
Why weed should remain Illegal
If there is a God, I'm sure he hates charity too
Get Yer Tats Oot Fur The Boys
ZPT: Bringin' back the bandwagons!
Monkey Butt Is No Fun
Summer Reading
Unpleasant Dealings with Daffy Furniture Salesmen
RIP Ed McMahon
RIP Ed McMahon
Camwhore (no content)
What Happened Next?
I have a Twitter
I Want to Delete my Account
This is very important Uber...
The Vanquishing of Gayvid_Gerrold
Hatemadness 2009 Match-ups
Shit Writing Ep Please Kill Me: Sweet Wookie Threesome Goodness
o, m, f god...
Pelham 123
(NSFW) What about this GPF bandwagon? (NSFW)
Why I love Shlongy and Phallic Cymbals
Happy Barbarossa Day
The day I got supsended - Vol 1 or My dad is a legend
Blackie and Jackie
I'm all out of things to write
Self-Righteous Velociraptor: Noble Peacemaker or Dirty Homosexual Attention Whore
HotHotHot-nsfw
Legend of the Red Berets part 2: Double D’s and excrement
GPF : wall approves bumping (nsfw)
Iran - Students Shot While Protesting
Book Illustrations
GPF: Hypnotize (NSFW)
GPFeeding Bottles (NSFW)
GPF: Bringin' back the bandwagons!
Tangel Report ! Watch this Movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This wall disapproves.
It's Time
Home Improvement Series Cont'd - Outdoor Kitchen
Haiku 3
Shit Writing Ep. Please Fucking Stop: The Publically Urniating Giant Grizzled Space Grasshopper of the Genital Crab Asteroid Belt of Priapus IV
potatoes
A message for frankthebear
Father's Day is Sunday
Fat people: an untapped natural resource
Oblivious Velociraptor Needs to Keep His Goddamn Mouth Shut (Nobody Cares About his Ridiculous Gay Stories)
Return of the Ex.
Kids Say the Darndest Things...
What I Look Like...
Runts, Blind Dates, & Hippies -- Also Known As 'My Wednesday' (NSFW)
This Is What I look Like
Shit Writing Ep. It's Getting Fucking Old Now: Backstory is to Portable Alternate Universe Story Archs like Oxygen is to...
Hatemadness! 2009
My Ten Tiny True Stories.
Fios Vs. Cable - you decide
What I look like
Matt Maiorano: Beer-Brewing Extraordinaire - Part 1 - Creation
Is there worse news? - A Colonial Tale pt 2
wife and baby mama in the same trailer
What I Look/Sound/Act Like
Pickles
What I Look Like
What I Look Like
Fucking land rats
Shit Writing Ep Wossname: The Quest of the Magical Penile Extension Antihero
Who's the daddy?! - No real content, just some broody gloating....
How To Read Women - Advice.
The Package (Pt 1)
what would you do?
Fictional vampire attacks yield interesting results
Support Your Neighborhood Fat Kid
Clouds are Kickass
Shit Writing Ep. I Don't Give a Fuck: Because You Fuckers Wanted Less Dialogue
Shit Writing Ep. I Don't Give a Fuck: Because You Fuckers Wanted Less Dialogue
Helping The Aged, Dowloading Porn With Doreen, And The Truth Behind My New E-mail Account (Reposted under duress from fascist formatters)
Helping The Aged, Dowloading Porn With Doreen, And The Truth Behind My New E-mail Account
Into the Stars- Part 1
Into the Stars- Epilogue
Noise in the Brush - A Colonial Tale
The Christmas Miracle
what are you reading this summer
Bickerstaff, Lancelot, Percival: A Term Paper, plus one gift
2009 Geek-Off Results
Tom vs. Kerry King
Who khnux khnux?
Shit Writing Ep Whatever: Now with Obligatory Prostitution
Q&A Time!
Rorty's Rejection of Epistemology
Good riddance tiller the baby killer
What about a Geek-Off? (see inside for comic book goodness)
Drugwiki
Stupidity is Forever (NSFW)(SPWhenever)(No Content)
Bart bart, where are you?
A Show Of Hands: Resurrection
RIP Reference Post
Got Kicked in the Balls!!
Tangels True Hollywood Storys
A List Of All The Movies I Currently Own That You May Bask In The Glow Of My Sheer Awesomness. Well, Go On, Start Basking!
I know I've been an asshole recently so.....
Shit Writing Ep. 3: Beating the Crap out of Old People
What Is Your Favorite Curseword?
Promotion
What's on your cell phone?
What really happened in Washington
House hunting!
Two perfect scoops of ice cream and some Baby Ruth
Upbeat, Bored & Unenthusiastic Site Writing For No Apparent Reason. Penny For Your Thoughts? Sure, Why Not!
I am the Dork Lord of the Uber, Fear my GEEK OFF!
TANGEL needs your time? LLC or SCorp
Holy Fucking Christ BatMan
Geek Off Entry in Pictures
My Third Annual Geek-off Entry
Twenty-five
Togu's Quest sample and the return of Bart!
Political Rambling of the Day
Scarring art post Wednesday (NSFW)
ATTN: BART (SPT) but oh so full of graphy goodness.
I Wear The Aviators In This Relationship
They Want To Fire Everyone
Long-haired, Morbidly Obese Vagina Monsters
I Need MOAR Moniez
I Fucked My Kill Bill DVD and All I Got Was this DVD Stuck on My Dick (NSFW)
ALERT – Boring, bloggish, dull, irritating, -2 worthy, self loving post but I don’t CARE, because...
APW - Ababstract Lincoln's Melancholy
If You See Kay
If You Seek Amy
If you seek Edna
My New Comp Desk...
Class. It's hard to master.
Shit Writing Ep. 2: Gloryholes and Leg-rape
I think more of you need to see this
Anonymous
6 Bands to Check Out
oh yeah it is on
Legend of the Red Berets Part 1: Swine flu and absinthe
Searching for 100 Progressive ideas/thoughts/websites
Race Relations and Redneck Weddings...
What to do in Rome?
DanTangel update! Off Drugs New Job
Geek Off Entry 2009
Geek Off 2009: Squirrelly Edition
Shit Writing Part The First
My office is like a poorly run strip club
Ninja Nerd
Ubersite geek-off 2009 : Dream on, losers. (NSFW due to the fact there's a naked geek in my gif)
Mandy, My love
Fourth Annual Ubersite Geek-Off!
If I Had a Nickel for Every Time...
Barack Obama Shot, Declared Dead On Scene Earlier Tonight
For Sir Cowman... (NSFW) Naked Redheads (NSFW)
Geek Off 2009 - or "shit, i really am a geek!"
An Invitation Has Arrived
Game Over
Do Fences Really Make Good Neighbors?
Nostalgia
Reality
Happiness
Survey - Basic
New Job! (bloggish but enthusiastic)
Clyde Bruckman was right after all...
Finish this haiku
Crazy Monkeys
Dicks are Complicated. Deal with it.
Fantasy Headlines
Slow Motion
The quest of the shallow man
Computer Alien Invades LappyTop
Computer Alien Demands Reposted Photo!
i have a noble and majestic air like eric banna in troy
fuck experimental writing
experiemental writing
R. I. P. David Carradine
Doodles make new friends at UBERVILLE HOSPITAL
Aliens Have Invaded My LappyTop
RIP Davd Carradine Take 3
RIP Davd Carradine Take 2 (Take 2)
RIP Davd Carradine
Slapping Prank Goes Wrong
An Inquiry to All Gold Members
RIP David Carradine
Could you eat 17 chili dogs?
RIP David Carradine
R.I.P. David Carradine _ Take 2
RIP: David Carradine
RIP: David Carradine
R.I.P. David Carradine
RIP David Carradine
SPT: I Need Information, with Camwhore Goodness
Berty is sells his body for crack!
The emise of Spamuel D Drake: The Beginning of the End
What would you do? This could happened to you?
Japanese Girls Taste Like Styrofoam Cups
Hilarious Nerd Gets Tazed And Gets Away
Cock Nose gives me Jokus!
Twenty-One Year Olds: The Bane of a Bartender's Existence
Inside the mind of EI episode 1
APW - a bunch o' craptastic artwork
I Gave a Sash
boohoofish1978, Internet Weirdness and Minor Threats
How to be "Internet Funny"
I Know Why She'll Never Show Us Her Tits (NSFW)
I Have a Rash...
That's Enough, Scourge
Go Here Now
Does your dog look like you?
What's in a Name: Merlina
Beer Bird
Banging a 19 year old.
Buy my shit + picture of attractive woman
On Getting Older
Superhero at the River, Thanks! (+MORE CAMWHORE)
Dear fuck, why did nobody tell me...
Summer, Softball and Psychopaths. It's what I live for
Chaos and Order, or How Anything Truly Understood Can Only Be a Paradox
............cold...........space.............empty........
Help me out here
True: Colors (blue) & (indigo)
New from PickCzar (No Content)
I miss my grandma.
Dreams
Wake Up, Obama. Our Buxom Women are in Peril
Constant Reminders of my Manliness
Eagles Had the Best Off-Season--Fuck You (Camwhore)
Report From the National Ignition Facility
Attn: Brits - So, I was doing a google image search for the Honey Monster and one thing lead to another
So I got dumped again
the human heart
Quick Question
DeadBed
Rhymes with "Blows"
Various Movie Quotes (this is what I spent my day doing, ENJOY!)
Doodles gets a new home at UBERVILLE Hospital
Back To The Closet
Crimes on the river
Fuck It (No Content/Camwhores/SPF)
Painting Her Home Again
Fuck It (No Content/Camwhores/SPF)
The Tale of Kathy and Carrotman - or - Too Many Shots of Hot Damn !
Fuck it. (No content/camwhores/SPF)
Worst social moment of my life.
I hate this website
A Sappy Love Poem
Miserable Dead Damn Dog
All of you need to stop your god damned bitching - or - awesome post, pls read
Happy Birthday to Uber's Poet Laureate
SPT: Which one of you did this?
Now I Know Why I Always Wanted to Visit South America...
London Markets - Where Bargains met Lunatics
Can anyone remember?
Thank You, Dear
SPT: My Letter to Grant's Ant Spray
If Caulaincourt gets to bitch, I do, too. So nyah.
Stop Living Through Your Status Messages, Assholes
Five Times
Tangel Lost His Job- Got Laid Off
Average Rating of Posts on Front Page:
If Forensic gets to bitch, I do too
If Merlina gets to bitch, I do too
Firey balls.
Santa in 2012: A Possible Cause for Armageddon
War Of The Unseen (expd. version)
Oh You Dirty Dirty Bastard.
pretty places #5
On a bad day, I have mood swings - but on a good day, I have the whole mood playground
Still not back yet...
20 Economic Models Explained
Mos Ubersite..You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany
Mos Ubersite..You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany
Mos Ubersite..You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany
Mos Ubersite..You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany
Remakes Don't Have to be Shit
If Walls Could Talk
One of those days
Mr. Asshole has not returned.
The Stolen Story of Robbery.
Homos
Genies are Immortal Assholes
Buck in here
I know you've missed this
I need a vacation.
I need a vacation.
My first post :D
Need some witticisms...
The Eric Bana Star Trek glass
Pride, Prejudice... and the Undead?
I am New
Dance, You Monster, to my Soft Song
I Am Bedridden or Click Here to Show Off Your Taste in Novels
Found on men's room hall
Marilyn Manson - Arma Goddamn Mother Geddon
Jesse Ventura and Sean Hannity War of Words
On euthanasia, "heroic measures", and a dignified death
Another crappy life
Cheeky Bastard (with Camwhore)
SPT... go outside and take a picture
A simple, perverted survey
The Violation of Maiorano (holding a feeble weapon) by Juls as she wears a Viking Helmet
Police Officer Run Over By Speeding Driver
A FALLEN camwhore?……………..maybe.
Supermarket Slashes Prices on Thousands of Items
Pix
Camwhore - Cube Thug
SPT :Everyone Hates CAMWHORES.....WARNING NO CONTENT
Credit Card Companies are uncaring shits
Credit Card Companies are uncaring shits
I know you don't care
SPT - Whats your fave post?
Our Mother, Who Art In Heaven...
SPT: for the ladies and Gay Menz.
If nature were not beautiful, it would not be worth knowing, and if nature were not worth knowing, life would not be worth living
god? the full version (whoops)
God?
SPT: Noooo!
ATTN: SgtHartman, JulsInsane, and Matt Maiorano84
Crimea River
Muslim Pussy
The Church of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the Latter Day Saints
Song Review: "USA for USA" by Carnivore
TTOM, Forensic, Scourge & Sacrilicious
If I Made a Commercial for Trader Joe's
Knock me up! Win a prize!
Ellen DeGeneres Graduation Speech - Good Speech
Charlie the Amazing Spider Cat
Aftermath
APW: The Manly Boys Annual (by The Banal Pig)
Spam
God is Officially Dead: Google Rejoices
Frogger, Vol. 3 (no content)
Black Death - Part One
pretty places #4 (warning: no leather)
Lyric writing!
ATTN: Aussies, but mostly Sam and Shandy
BOOKS BOOKS IN MY NOOK! * kinky poetry about books ;) *
Daddy Ate My Eyes - Dad Bit 4 Year Old Son's Eye Out
Sympathy Sex is - Eugene the Librarian - Britains Got More Talent 2009
WWE vs the Denver Nuggets (Cage Match)
2 Girls, 1 Sub (NSFW) - Playboy
Torment & Tattoos
Detonation
Benches and Bike Rides
Genetic Defects pt. 8 - Home?
Post History Change for User: 35613
Post History Change for User: 35613
Road Rage Rant
Road Rage Rant
You descend and then repeat
The Guilty Pleasure of Bad Movies Part 15: Metal Man
Ruddy Americans
True: Colors (green)
UCLA Paying $220K to Tasered Student
Grilling made flamable
14 year old beat and choked by Police - Caught On Tape
Sneak Preview of Terminator: Salvation
stupid gay
SNL - Celebrity Jeopardy 2009 - Will Ferrell
Countdown
Tyler Durden, Dean Winchester, and Me
(Insert pretensious title here) *ABSOLUTELY NO CONTENT*
Recurring Appointments
Past The Cornfield
Dozens Arrested During Obama's Notre Dame Visit
pretty places #3
Cripple Sex
My final Sunday of being a stay at home freak with too many assignments to finish and no one to finish them for me.
Yes, I'm Back
Reward
Drunk Driving's Not A Problem; It's Being Drunk In 7-11 Where Shit Fucks Up
Boom Boom POW
Power Thirst!
Amazing Tornado Chaser Video - WTF
Relationships. Oh My FECKING Good God. The Good, The Shite And The Ugly
The Blast
Welcome to Atlanta where the players play... and the aging rock stars get mugged
Getting Old and Pretty Places Bandwagon.
Heroes
Bastions of Love and Hate (2)
Spf 15
Head to Head - Mystiamoon and Orphelia (USA vs UK) Who is the biggest freak? YOU decide!
Money, money, money, mooooney... mooooooooney
The Dragon's Law
Age bandwagon post.
pretty places #2
5/13/09 - The Day /b/ Officially Came To Uber
How long is too long?
Invasion of the Snatch Snatchers
Donald Rumsfeld Confronted By Code Pink
Breaking News - Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality
Music is Slightly More Addicting than Crack
Poem: The End
Solar Air Ships: Flying Bullshit
Getting old and perverted
10 things about getting older or something - and a mosaic
10 things about getting older or something - and a mosaic
Nineteen Forty-Two
Another "getting old" hibbidy hooplah
New Zealand - The Land Of.... Uh.... Land....
Not another 'Getting Old' post, well it is sort of but not the same, or it could be
This is a serious writers forum..........
Recession or not, I'm going on fucking holiday
Twice Tender
I get knocked down! But I get up again! You're never gonna keep me down! (SPOILER ALERT!)
Bad Horn
Best Slushee Commercial - He Loves the Taste
Yet Another "Getting Old" Post
Another "getting old" post
Nutmeg - How To Get High Legally
Another "getting old" post
Another "getting old" post
This picture is of greater value than this entire fucking website
Multiple Orgasms
Mortified
More Things That Scare The Hell out Of Me
Looks like TLawrence was banned
pretty places #1
Obama's exterior decorating!
Growing Up - Realisation That You're Getting Old.
The NBA - Where Amazing Happens (haha)
A very entertaining first date story...
Part 3 of 512: Japanese Influenced, Anti-Semitic Zoo Handler Fiction
DOGWHORE - taste the excitement
Any holes a goal......right?
Average Rating of Posts on Front Page:
Things that scare the Hell out of me
Caravans and Camping
Go BlackHawks W00!!
Crabs, Crotches and Dirty Ole' Men
Elsewhere, there is Gorgomehurst
My first uberpost Ever: The good, bad, and the ugly...
I Find Your Lack of Panties...Disturbing
Everyone Looks Like Someone: Maiorano
Best Commercial in The World (NSFW) BOOBS
Dear maiorano84
Where Do We All Find Our Place To Fit In?
Pepsi Throwback Will Devour Your Soul
True: Colors (yellow)
True: Colors (yellow)
Dan Tangel . . . I got it covered, you can stop posting.
Miss Pole Dance World 2009 - Felix Cane
Redhead Deadhead and Woody Allen’s Over-Analyzing Syndrome
Movie Review: Star Trek
Uberers still make me laugh Vol.2 The Sequel.
I want more
A true Story - "On the beach"
Dear Ramen
Fun With Over-The-Counter Drugs
I Find Your Lack of Panties...Disturbing
IT's My Birthday!
Bandwagon. Or my insignificant thoughts on the religion debate, that arn't going to change anything *with bonus boob*
Movie shit, because I'm mildly to adequately drunk and bored to an extent which is more difficult to quantify, even in vague terms, which I hate, generally speaking. Still, it's a cute title.
I Find Your Questioning Our Lack Of Faith Offensive.
Semi Double Teamed
Washing my neighbor's car
10 Things
I Hate Babies.
the red button
Belt Buckle Blingo
Grimm's Fat Fucking Facebook Friend
Whatever Works Trailer - Larry Davids New Movie
Ubercatfights : Coulaincourt VS Jack McCallum
On Religion
"I deem thy worthy"
I Find Your Lack Of Faith Quite Alright
On Religion
The Caulaincourt Song
All Hail Perry Bible Fellowship! (Or not. Really, it's up to you.)
chaaaaaaaa
Two guys walk into a bar.
On Religion
Obamtourage - Entourage (Real Funny)
I find your lack of geekiness disturbing (Im talkin to you Frank)
YouTube : Keeping Cops Clean (Beating Victim Saved)
The Perils of Texting (or The Perfect Bad Day)
Tardstrength – Definitely more physical than mental
Be careful who you perv on
new guy here; ready for some -2 action
I Find Your Lack Of Faith...Disturbing.
Two guys walk into a bar.
SPT: Uberers still make me laugh
Another One of Life's Lessons Learned the Hard Way
The Guilty Pleasure of Bad Movies part 14: Dragonball, The Magic Begins
What are some tricks to brand ur boobs receive bigger speedily?
If You Saw A Heat Wave, Would You Wave Back?
Jon wants to get in Shape (+My First Camwhore!)
Really really long story.
Wednesday Picture Quiz - Men of Rock (HOT!!)
Schwarzenegger Open to Debate on Legalizing, Taxing Pot
Playboy Goes Black For Playmate of the Year
Early Uberversary Message (+picture)
Free
Story About a Big Squirrel And a Baby Squirrel (VERY COOL)
Close Strike! has made me the happiest lobster girl in the sideshow
RIP Dom DeLuise
Serious Question for Uber
This movie will eat your soul!!!
Wash DC area uberers - June 4th 2009
Quentin Tarantino Mashup - Best Movies Mixtap
The Sex Life Of A Married Man
Raven Rides - the white horse photo - NSFW
True: Colors (orange)
Picture Post
The Couch Heist of 2009
Japanese Kids Fight Back - Zombie Attack
Average Rating of Posts on Front Page:
Slap Chop Remix - Vince Shlomi (Love My Nuts)
A Descent Into Madness
I finally get it!
Rees Vs. Subway Chick
Hot Cartoon Characters
hot cartoon characters
I'm Cool, I'm Funny, I'm Special
Pass to the girl in the front of class
Britains Finest
When my ship comes in, I'll be at airport.
Caulaincouty
My favorite UberUser
If Danny Torrance Fingers a Girl, Does Tony Lose His V-Card?
100 Things I learned in college?
Messiah
I woke up to a pleasant sound just now. (a haiku)
May Day Rallies Turn Violent in Europe
iSnort Cocaine Demo - iPhone App
For Shlongy , because i promised!
Things I Want To Put Inside Me
Things I want to put inside me
Feeling Down?
Go outside and take a picture... plus bonus reaction
MTV MADE is going to end us
Some interesting info on hemp . . . all plagiarized but interesting none the less . . .
Secret Society Building- The Crawlspace
It's gonna be a long day! ((slim to no content!)Repost because Blackberries suck!)
It's gonna be a long day! (slim to no content!)
Trader Bots - Using artificial intelligence to generate stock predictions
SPT - France is going to end us all
SPT: Masturbation just got a little harder (Pun NOT intended)
Disappointment
SPT - Israel is Going To End Us ALL (Fuck you swine flu)
Raven - photo
Last Weeks Party - My Life As A Clutz
Montreal Build-A-Queer
Breaking News Swine Flu Fans!
SPT: Japan Is Going to End Us ALL
the results are in
The Great Struggles of Our Hero
SPT: Go outside and take a picture....Now with bonus puppy!
Porky Pies.
SPT: Berty Considers Proper Food
APW - The Prettier-Looking Webcomics I Look at Sometimes
A "Newbie"!?
APW - Adolf Wölfli
I just had a dream . . .
Marines were Tasered, Pepper Sprayed by Deputies
Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken !
Masturbating @ Work
In a bar fight...
Couple of strange things I do . . .
Of skyscrapers and ring fingers
In a Bar Fight...
Smoking doesn't always kill
Look Out For The Swine Flu!!
What is this Ubersite?
Providing a Ride
Of Morons and Marines
Never
Clicking this will lead you to a video file.
His Sweet Thing...
An Answer to Skrapmetals challenge, Finally
Support Hulk Hogan!
Dog Chewed Off Legs - Getting New Prosthetic Legs
Reflection In the Stars
R.I.P. Pontiac
Worlds First Cloned Camel
Squeal like a pig for me
attn: no1hasdis
Tell Me About Spain (+ Slightly NSFW UberPoll)
Shameless Plugging
SPT Guess what it is. (resized because the last one was stupid)
SPT Guess what it is.
I want my package to be stimulated now!
i want help (actually i need you guys to do my work for me)
That Bitch Chomped My Jig! Vol. 2 (Now with some content)
I'm getting a tattoo of this awesome giant prehistoric shark
Six Stupid things that make me Smile
Sweet Peaches
Afghan Hash, Heroin, Opium Up In Flames
Sharks Suck
Deja Vu All Over Again
Cane Toads.
What did you do to Jesus?
Fears Over U.S Mexico Swine Flu - US to Close Border
True: Colors (red)
Computational Exercise in Visual Profiling of Online Forum Users
Dear Sico
Caulaincourt: The Early Years
Hot guy I found at the Renaissance Festival
She Swallowed My Worm! (No Content)
o_O
Smoking Causes Death and/or Poverty
In Your Face Motherfuckers!
"So, um... yeah. It seems College St. is on fire."
True: Colors (PROLOGUE)
RIP Bea Arthur
Do you like fish sticks?
How I Became Keeper Of The Goddess Gourds
Uber Pirates&Privateers 8
Anybody Know Anything About Checksums?
RIP Bea Arthur
RIP Bea Arthur
Another Episode in the Life of Boris Belarus
Reviewing Posts on a Mountain(CAMWHORE)
Uber Pirates & Privateers 7
Uber Pirates & Privateers 6
Uber Pirates & Privateers – 5
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
I'm back to work, I'm blocked at work, I burned down the house, there's a devil in the closet, then The Poet sent me this and it made my day all better. *Compulsive, poorly conceived post with no content whatsoever except an internet link, -2nami, etc*
Uber Pirates & Privateers - 4
Ich Bin Ein Gangbanger
Bad Karma . . .
The Turtle Man with Super Balls
name my baby (Lucas or Simon)
UBERCONNN!!!!l!!!! THE ONLY thing you have left to look foward to in your pathetic life
American Boy in Balad, Pt4
American Boy in Balad... Pt3 (an overnight on the airfield)
All Octopusses Are Female
Today's Headlines
Tupac's Subtle Return
Genetic Defects pt. 7 - Cook's
10 Guilty Pleasures
My opinions on things that start with the letter "T"
Simple question stumps clever brain
Stop! Weathertime, Brisbane
Dear DeKalb County Police Department
SPT: What I learned in topology.
Let's Start a Fight
Naked Wizard Tasered - NSFW Coachella music festival
Slumdog Mothers Fight - Selling Child
Grand Piano
True Love
Love Is A Path
The Night Was Made For Romance
Freddie Mac David Kellermann - (Suicide or Gods work ?)
Our Love
Only Love
How Christian Bale ruined my life . . .
dan tangel'ish - Who not to mess with
10 things I'd rather be doing
Pines UP, Oaks Down!
RIP Kellermann
Memories from a future that never existed
10 Things I'd rather be doing
10 things I'd rather be doing
Dot dot dot
10 Things I'd Rather Be Doing
Girlfriend Experiences A Very Painful Prank
Facebook Users Targeted By Cyber Crooks - Scam 419
Uber Pirates & Privateers - 3
Have you ever been tear gassed?
Planet Rogers
10 things I'd rather be doing right now
Video Games Saved My Life
Stickin it to the man...
Teenager Proof - Ford Key to Control Teen Driving
Deep Sea - Sea Lions Brush Their Teeth
Crazy Husband Stabs then Runs over Ex-Wife on Camera
Discovering Ubersite
There's a tree in my backyard that has been staring at me for three hours now. I think it's plotting an attack with the birds. My crossbow might not be enough.
Happy 420!
Never Forget!
Slurp
Happy 420
Persistence does NOT pay off.
CONTEST: Put Your Riff Recognition to the Test -- Win a Free Uberboard Message!
Slammed in the Can - A Love Story
Cruisin' For a Bruisin': The Masked Orgy
Cruisin' For A Bruisin': The Masked Orgy
Dunko (and some blurry pictures...maybe)
Satan works in mysterious way's
CraigsList:Six Men Having Sex with 14 Year Old
Bush was better
Uber Pirates & Privateers - 2
Friends Don't Let Friends Hit Balls Out of Water Hazards
Derp
weed
Great Movie or Greatest Movie?
Drunk Driver Runs Over Himself - Fail of The Day
The World Is My Donut
Ron Paul in gay sex scandal
Daddy
Daddy
Daddy
I am Brock Landers, and I came here to PARTY!!!
The first draft of the first part of a story I'm attempting (Sounds good, huh?)
Are you old??
Romancing Lady Liberty
16 Counts
SPW: Sage is Ghetto.
Don't feed me bullshit. You made your choices....
Best of John Madden - Frank Caliendo
Good Old War on a nice Thursday
Tampon Prank Gone Wrong - NSFW
Bart
A Quick Note to the New Girl at Blimpie
The Great Big, er, Small Midget Competition!
Uber Pirates & Privateers
Well I just shit my pants...
I Have a Money Cup Full of Fluff and Melon Deoderant is Best
scuknig dcik
Max Traxter: A Modern Adonis Pt.2
Chunky Thighs, are Tasty Thighs
Customer Fights Robber with a Ladder
Shaquille O'Neal Gets Pranked
Release
End of the world nonsense
End of The World Nonsense
Arizona Student Killed in Teacher Love Triangle
Nom nom nom
Is it true?
That Picture on the Wall
End of the world nonsense
SPWhenever I feel like it (no content)
My love affair with cigarettes: The Teenage Years
Just something i've been working on (Repost)
Just something I've been working on
APW - Sun and Moon mosaic redux
Rescue - for all the soppy girls...... (soppy, not sloppy, you dirty bastards)
Letter of Marque
Cute Girl Talking Crazy on Pain Meds
Sometimes I wish all girls were on the pill...
READY the Asstroglide!!
An Uber Hello
A petition for the re-instatement and official plea for the return of the once and still great, furriest of furries, electro.
Lindsay Lohans eHarmony Profile
Jesus!
Disgusting Dominos Employees
Nice *NSFW*
I had sex with a poodle, and if that's any consolation, s(he) seemed to be willing
It's been a while (NSFWish)
Mexican Weather – HOT
Why?
Bad News / Good News
I just fell in love with my sister.
Holiday Request Cancellation Form
uber get fucked
See you in the pit, bitches
Psycho Bitches
What is it?
How Many Chiles Could You Rub In Your Eyes?
Will you? Or won't you?
Am I a success?
Hillsborough Disaster
A Simple Truth: Beer is Good.
More Than a Voice
UGR09 - And the winner is.........
If God is Omnipotent, Could He Create a Muffin So Large That Even HE Couldn't Eat It? (NO CONTENT/CAMWHORE WOO?)
Lamb Becomes The Lion
My Inaugural Address at the Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead
APWhenever: Yet More 3D Art
Mexicans in Korea?
100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Seconds
NHL Playoffs Preview and Fantasy Hockey
Lost in Hell
UGR - A busy day at Joe's garage
A date with Jesus
jesus and the chocolate egg!
My Sunshine
Leonard The Movie
Leonard The Movie
I have to kick a nice old lady out of her home...
breathe
Pensacola Christian College Rules and Regulations
One on, one in the door
puppy and shit
Fragments of a Lighter Blue
*gurk*
Hard Times
Hard Times
Spit
What i did with myself this afternoon...
Falling at 3am
UGR09 - A Busy Day At Joe's Garage
Max Traxter: A Modern Adonis Pt.1
Things I would like to see on uber
XM Radio does not keep it's promises
EFF: Obama's DOJ worse than under Bush
Climbers
South of reality
Genetic Defects, pt. 6 The Long and Winding Road
UGR09: A Busy Day at Joe's Garage
My wife rides into the room on the back of a donkey
Petition to change EASTER SUNDAY to HOLY ZOMBIE DAY
What's with these homies dissin' my girl?
Guide To Breakfast Cereal
a few ugly photos to scare your kids SPT
Doom Reich
By the time you read this...
YouTube Personal Ad from Mr. Crazy
Bruno Disrupting a Prop 8 Rally
Crazy Mom Kills Son, Then Self at Shooting Range
Post History Change for User: 34083
Post History Change for User: 34083
My Adventures of Stealing from Wal-Mart or The Rules and Misadventures of a Ganking King
In The Year of the Tiger
Bath Houses and Culture Shock
Omega - Epilogue
Omega v 3.0
Omega version 2.0
none of you could write a first line like this.
Omega Part II
I Let Him Have It....
So you want to know about Jack McCallum then???
Berty writes a story about spring
Jimison & Crombie: The Valencian’s Spawn
Omega
The Joe Costa Story
Insult contest
Oh Come On Uber
Sometimes I just want a lil' sleep
The Year 2020.
I don't surprise easy
Off the Hook
Rockets and Penises: A Study in Psychology, or my belated UGR entry
We're all gonna die
How It All Started
7 Day Notice
Another Day, Another Dollar
Late Afternoon Plans
UGR09 Round Three results - Final Round Threeway SMASHDOWN
Dear Sage
Dear Sage
You
When is enough, enough?
The Last Liter
how to delete posts
The Story of Him ... (part 3)
Visit
Hippy tits
Hey Bitch (Rant)
Sunrise After the Fever Reunion
Still the Last Day
Hanging with J-dog
S. I. Co.'s Best Art Ever Contest (519 hits): Winogrand
Minor reflection
LOVE love love love
Silent Thunder
The Story of Him ... (part 2)
Baseball story
You think I'm a Dickhead?
The Last Litter
shlonged cunt raved hope
PIRATES!: AVAST YE MATEYS (a factual essay by CATAL)
The Beat Squad @ the Mighty Mighty
I Have No Clue
Funny
911 Call:Mother Stabbing Toddler (Audio)
Art Contest
The Solution
Grumblings...
Spree killing in Binghamton, NY
The Story of Him
April, 6021
Good or Evil?
Ramblings...
NZ beer ad
Who Cares What I Think About Art?
Dear humorless douche
What is best in life?
Best Art Contest Ever Submission Changes Rules and ends up Winning
Go 8Ears WOO!
Fuck Baking.
Eyeballed: Episode 11 - Eyes On American Economics
Memories of my Grandfather
Bruno Movie Trailer (NSFW)
Andrew Bynum at the Playboy Mansion
Quiet
Shlonging a Shlongee
Ferrari Tangles with Train and Loses
UGR - It keeps you runnin'
Places Merlina Never, Ever Wants To Be
Hello World : I Am Gay
SPT - Battle Orangutan and Your Inability to Fuck With Him
RollerBabes are CompeTITive
Postcards From London
Annual St. Stupid's Day Parade, San Francisco
An Elephant Never Forgets
S.I. Co.'s Best Art Ever Contest
Facebook
Last Day
Secrets, Girls and Necklacing
Buggering Bubba
Acid
Validating a Virgin
Donkeypunching a Douchebag
SPT: Another Day in Paradise
Railing a Raver
Violating a Vamp
Abusing an Emo
Police Caught on Tape Beating Homeless Man
Fucking a goth
Internets Best Animal Sex
It's all about the LOVE, hosebag
Caulaincourt
Man Engulfed in Flames - Caught on Video
Bittersweet....
Mr Hana - who the fuck are you?
Absent
Films are called films because they aren't real life
Go outside and take a picture, Or Mobile Pictures
so it begins...
Place Holder
Meeting my first transsexual
Don't You Just LOVE Tasty Cigars?
UGR09 Burning in the Sun
Toilet or TV? You make the call.
Sequal to Fightclub set to release 07-14-2009
April fool's jokes go too far...
Burning In The Sun - UGR09
I'm on annual leave now too
Happy Hug an Atheist Day
Generation: Episode 2
Just When My Luck Starts To Turn, Life Kicks Me Square In The Sack
Choose
It's A Recession When Your Neighbor Loses His Job; It's a Depression When You Lose Your Own
Gone Strange
hey Yozz look in this mirror
An Open Letter
Ubercatfights : Miraculous escape for redhead jedi (NSFW)
UGR Round 2: Rockets and Penises
Bite Me.
Macintosh refrigerators ??
UGR09 It Keeps You Running
Intro
Generation: Episode 1
Quest of the toy store
You don't know me.
Mobile Pictures (Camwhore)
A.J. wtf is wrong with your town
Monday Night Haiku
I miss living.. Mid Twenties musings...
Bandwagon Bullshit
Give me what I want and I'll go away...
Blow sniff mondays!
woop woop fist rant
The road to hell is paved with samurai sword wielding potheads
RAGE XI: I Fucking Hate You All
Please explain why your silence makes more noise than thunder.....
There Is A Snake In My Bed
UGR round 2 wrap - round 3 matchups and titles
Dear Dick Vitale...Oh Alright, and Your Friends Stephen A. Smith and Digger Phelps
Review - The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo / The Girl who Played with Fire
My Coffee Maker is a Sith Lord...
I'm sick and tired of hearing things from up-tight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocrits
Lost Baby.
Checking For Splooge On My Windows
MY top ten Uber Assholes
Catholics on the pull
Meaning Something
My Top 10 Uber Assholes
Sometimes Winning Is Losing
fuck locksly
this isnt for you.
Boner for no apparent reason
Shootout at Corner Stall
Boner for no apparent reason
WTF weekends; bandwagon
Dreaming of Airplanes
Return to Work Interview
Student Pressured Into Sex with Teacher
Fantasy Baseball, anyone?
The Poop Gun
My Top 10 Uber Assholes (+ BONUS CATWHORE)
UberSurvey: Princess Leia in the Gold Bikini.
septembers at the mighty mighty
RIP - Shane McConkey
His & Hers Harley Davidson
ubercon australia
"Getting My Head Shrunk", or, "The Witch Doctor Trials"
African home-made LAV
Genetic Defects, pt. 5 - Chest Tubes and Ventilators
My Top 10 Uber Assholes
Alliterative Boredom
Shit Post Everyday™ Happy Friday
Shit Post Everyday™ Happy Friday
UGR Under the Boardwalk
LeBron James Incredible Shot on 60 Minutes
Circumcision Protects Against Sexually Transmitted Diseases?
Craigs List Murder - 60 Dollars Rough Sex
UGR - Under the Boardwalk
Stick my what WHERE?
My first post (rant)
The Day I Realized Santa Claus Was In-Cahoots With The Catholic Church
UGR 09 Stick Shifts and Safety Belts...
UGR09 - Precious little beats the Cote d'Azur
UGR Soul Shake Down Party
RIP Squirrelly Girl
The Bitch Went Nuts - UGR09
SPT - Picture Vomit
UGR09,R-2: Come Out and Play
UGR09R2 - The Bitch Went Nuts
UGR: Stick Shifts and Safety Belts
So Long And Thanks For All The Gay... (Ever so slightly NSFW)
An open letter to Hollywood
I Will Now Sum Up The Star Wars Holiday Special In Three Letters
Go Outside and Take a Picture
Raw Video: Judge Jumps Bench to Protect Witness
Biology 009
Fox Red Eye - Greg Gutfeld can fuck right off!
Seeing places that most of you will never visit.
Ubercatfights : Shlongy vs Unknown bicth (NSFW)
APW: Vladimir Kush
UGR09--Come Out and Play
Pink Ghost: Part Four
Shlongy's personal favorite posts part 1
Sage, Is This You?
Sico, Is This You?
Annual submission
Fuck You.
911 Call: Help, Wife Handcuffed, Biting Me
She's gone.
Boy in a Skirt.
Go outside and take a picture [Balls]
Baby Monkey Makes Zoo Debut
Woman Dies While Cop Writes Ticket
Xbox Live or Xbox Sex Live?
Air (fix'd)
Air
Walking In Memphis
The BOSH Man! TRAVELS INTO OUTER SPACE! ..AGAIN!!
A Boy and His Father
The Face Of Unemployment
"Diary Of A Kaote" - new intro
Ignorant Americanism
It has come to my attention...
Ask the 8-Ball!
Ask the 8-Ball!
I was going to have a threesome but played solitaire instead
Walking in Memphis
Reflections upon turning thirty: an introspective
FedEx Cargo Plane Crashes in Japan
The BOSH Man! WONDERS WHAT THE FUCK A PANIC BEAR IS!!
Pink Ghost: Part Three
Lion King - THIS GUY IS AMAZING!
Go outside and take a picture...
Teen Dies After Police Use Taser on Him
list of things*
Weird Orgies, Wild Parties
Go outside and take a picture
Dead Alive Something
UGR09 - Round 1 wrap up, round two ramp up.
RIP Battlestar Galactica
Sexy
Springtime and Empty Crisp Packets
Bali Moonlight
Genetic Defects, pt. 4 - Decisions
Work is either fun or drudgery. It depends on your attitude. Me? I like fun.
Body Art - NSFW?
Tissue paper
Well...........
Do Not Click Here if you're Under 21
RIP Jade Goody
Mom Pushes the Wrong Button on the Elevator
Repost - Do Not Click Here if You're Under 21
Do Not Click Here if you're Under 21
Tim Punches Sheep
Pink Ghost: Part Two
Stock Trading Game--Anyone In?
Ubersite is Dead -OR- How to Save Uber!
Aloha!
Health Tip: Lost Your Appetite?
"Other Serious Side-Effects May Occur"
India Makes Worlds Cheapest Car
Vampire Killing Case (Stabbed 29 Times)
President Obama On Jay Leno - Full Interview
Biology, first year
Posting What I Post Best...
FF: 1930's
Venison - redux
Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken
UGR - Never Make A Promise
UGR - Never Make A Promise
What dont you fucking understand? FUCK! (No Christian Bale reference intended) REPOST
What don't you fucking understand? FUCK! (no Christian Bale reference intended)
The Guilty Pleasure of Bad Movies Part 13- Dragonball: Evolution
Giants Stadium, Sec 204, Row F, Seats 1-4
Where's your menu at?
Where's your menu at?
Genetic Defects, pt. 3 - Post-Procedure
UGR Open for Biznatch
Pink Ghost: Part One
Teens Organs Stolen While Still Alive
Polar Bears dying From Climate Change
World Naked Bike Ride - NSFW
UGR09 - Secret Hole
Food For Thought...
UGR - Better late than never
UGR Never Make a Promise
UGR09: Damaged Goods
Always Late UGR
Later....
UGR One Whip Crack
Poppy
Online Predation
UGR 09 - Walk into the Sun
RIP Natasha Richardson
Moobs Of Uber 2009 (NSFW???)
Bring it back
Natasha Richardson is Dead. Zack Morris doesn't Actually Exist. I Care About Neither.
First Time Poster
You're a little too little, a little too late.
74 Year Old Porn King of Japan (SFW)
Somebody said sico had no balls...
FUCK Ubersite!
UGR 2009: Secret Hole
Seeing into the Future
Word to live by.
What???
I love America
Australia or Communist China?
Orange Shirt, For the Color Blind and Extremely Gay
how to post just like me
OMG!!! My 8 year old son is making me a Grandma!!
a book explaining the basics of how the economy works, where is it?
Heckuva St. Patty's day...
Heckuva St. Patty's day...
Heckuva St. Patty's day...
Well, Its offical I'm a pansy (REPOST)
Well, Its offical I'm a pansy...
Raw Video: Police Beat Motorist
Suicide Arab Geese Terrorists.....
Fleeting.
Sometimes I lose my faith in humanity...
Tricks and Charms
UBERGALS! Otto Needs Your Help
Happy St. Patrick's Day, you fucking Fucks.
Listen, you dumb fuckers...
Some St. Patty's Day gifts for Uberites...
Murdering Bitches.
Camwhore (No Content)--REPOST 'CAUSE UBER IS FAILING
Camwhore (No Content)
first
Mmmbop
Wheres Waldo: Name all 103 famous faces in this painting
Magic
Beautiful British Women - No, really, they exist! With added picture of what I imagine their boobies look like! (Slightly NSFW)
I think we're in trouble...
What am I thinking? (solutions)
Tastes like Raspberries
What am I thinking? (solutions)
Putting A Name to the Face
UGR 2009 - round one matchups and titties
Try not to be too jealous...
Genetic Defects, pt. 2 - The Procedure
EIGHTY FORCE - heck yeah, you can deal out world death, but not post in caa-apps, EIGHTY FORCE, HECK YEAH! They're GONNA SAVE - something worth sav-ving. Eighty Forcrrrrrrre...,
Wedding Montage...
Absolutely Goliath Muscle Contained Inside This Post
Was Yoda a Stem Cell Patient?
Dinner Time
Howdy, Wildman, Doodles, et al!!
Genetic Defects, pt. 1
Israeli Soldier shoots American activist in the face with a tear gas canister
I'm Here To Save Uber
Go outside and take a picture
A Christmas Tale Sure to Become a Classic
$50 to let a blind guy drive your car?...
Drama Button
RAGE X: KAOS EVERYWHERE (yawn)
RIP James Purdy
Drama Button
Mad Squirrels
WIP; b
Vasectomies Hit All Time High:Economy To Blame
Suicide Bomber Attack Caught on Video
jon stewart rips jim cramer and cnbc a new one
What am I thinking?
Go outside and take a picture
Go outside and take a picture.
Uber-Go-Round2? it's what you make it bitches
Go Outside And Take A Picture
Field Trip...Take a Picture, Yo....
ubercon - my cock
Stuff That Rocks
Ubercatfights : Sage VS Jeanneee (about 4% NSFW)
GPF : Group of indians reinventing the mambo
Stuff That Rocks.
a confused monkey
Sorry Caul, No Kisses...
RAGE IX: RAGE AGAINST PERKMAN (bypass)
Relationships are fun
a horses head
Joaquin Phoenix Attacks Heckler at Miami Club
Horses Ass
No Anesthesia
a horses head
Events of a lost mind
Critique
Annoying...
Foreplay (NSFW)
My Massive Garage Sale Auction Of Crazy Stuff You Will Never Use (10% Discount With Every +2!)
SPT: What does this look like to you?
Being Beaten, It Sucked
Go Go Slaughterhouse
Go Go Slaughterhouse
Go outside and take a picture + camwhore
Tweeter Gets High
Listen UP! Some Things to Stew On...
Impersonating
Hear No Evil
Yanks and Canadians You Have Some Explaining To Do...
Teen Commits Suicide Sexting is to Blame?
Muddy Water
Attn: Britishers. (And Merlina). This post cunningly submitted at 3:52 am Britisher (and Merlina) time for maximum exposure.
I Love You All So Very Much! (NSFW???)
The Prison of Mouldew
The International Internet Conspiracy Chart: Spread The Truth
Facebook? I'd Rather Read A Good Book...
screwed up my name
Lets Start a Revolution!!!!!!!!!!
am i the only one?
Why I'm not looking forward to Spring
My very Uber Anniversary
Dinner With the Folks OR Revenge is a Dish Best Served...
Ground-horse ponders the mysteries of life
Why you must eat your mother-in-laws cooking
I need to quit smoking...
everybody looks like SOMEbody - GROUNDHORSE!!
Carts of Darkness-Extreme LifeStyle
re: The BOSH MAN sighting- I lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.
Attn: Simon
Diaper Wearing Sex Offender Strikes Again
Piper Cherokee Six (1 of 2)
cold sweat
The BOSH MAN! makes an appearence in a CROSSWORD PUZZLE!
Just another Endless rant
One Stanza (with voicewhore)
For Kaos King...
The Greatness of Bacon - something we can all agree on (save for vegans and people on low-cholesterol diets)
Grandfather...?
The media is fucked up! Sico, Sage, Rob Berg, Shlongy Do you Agree? (REPOST With video!!)
The Media is fucked up! Sico, Sage, Rob Berg Do you agree?
My get up and go has got up and went
Hah....
Pastor Killed in Church Shooting
Worthless Cunt Stains
Breathing funny.
Dammit its over!!
Just As Fragile
The Echoes Of The Fall
Help me destroy boredom!
Stickman Battle
I get it.
TToM Enjoys Watchmen Movie, World Trembles on Axis. "Woah, There's Like 3 Wangs on Show!" Says Audience Member
A question of 'Ethics' uber- You're Writing (REPOST)
A Question of 'ethics' uber- You're writing.
Kid Lost Finger in School Bathroom
Is Twitter Really as Gay as it Sounds?
Really Important Hidden101, please read.
10 things I’ve learned in 30 years
short memory
Skeleton Quarry - redux
Teen Attacks School Bus Driver (Graphic)
shadow's 100th Post is a Story of Panties (only slightly NSFW)
It's All About The Benjamins
hi
I Got It !!!
Epic
A Eulogy for Joe Camel
Monkeys For Emission (NSFWish in a primate way)
Jack's Shack Peppermints and the Moon
SPT: Cumface Stole My Hopes for Youtube Glory
Judge and Defendant Fight:120 Years In Prison
Tramp Stamp Barbi
Rantlister
Go outside and take a photo...
Hell Week on Uber: Then & Now
sideways butt
The Tale of Vinny Spinks
Like Father, Like Son
Fuck the Flu! ...and Shitty Movies Too! ...but Yay Vicodin! (Drugged out Camwhore)
Plague
lawsuit or how i stared into the face of adversity and lost my mettle
McCain endorses the bailout bill!
My NEW Camwhore!
Cop Say Man Stuffed Cat Into Bong
Funny Insurance Story
Porn without content
GroundHorse founder receives Bullshit-Award and disappoints idol.
Secret Society-Open Door-2009
SchoolBoy
Boob camwhore
Liberal abuses 911 system over McDonald's infraction
The More You Know
My plea for a Free Market
Fired For Craigslist Personal Ads
APWhenever - Apollonova Artist Collective
I've Decided to "Whip 'em Out" Like the other Two-Bit Whores
Teachers: Schoolyard Drug Sting Goes Bad
String Theory
Secret Society - 2007-Resized & Reposted
Secret Society - 2007
Go Outside and Take a Picture
Stabbed in The Back
Go Outside and Take a Picture
i had a dream
RIP Paul Harvey
How Are We Getting Rid Of Your Body?
The Economy Explained
UberSurvey: Obama
A Black Hole
RE: Is Everyone Who Voted Obama Happy Now?
If You Were A Non smoker – Would A Smoker turn you Off?
One Thirty, Whisky, Underwear and Picking Your Feet
Well, I have decided to let you guys see them...
My Lesbian Housemates (NSFW)
Guinness Book of Records
Raw Video: SUV Slams Into Passing Semi Truck
email forwards
Just another day at work...
Kisses!
How to not get a job
If You Can Just Get Your Mind Together
US Attorney: No More Marijuana Raids
Reasons why Sonic the Hedgehog is the best, and all other characters are a bag of dick
Booty.....
70 Year Old Pan Swinging Grandma
If you can't be like skee...
Leting you see them, part 2
I will let you see mine too
CAMWHORE! Up shot.
how can i go home and not get blown away
Well, I have decided to let you guys see them... (NSFW)
Indoninja: What are thoughts on Obama's speech?
Friday fornication!
ATTN: Fellow golf buffs
My sixth Uberversary was last month
Let's Play a Game pt. 2
Let's Play a Game
Tired Of Screwing -resized photo WITH story-repost
Tired Of Screwing -resized photo-repost
Gay Marriage Q&A
Tired Of Screwing
I’ve Got Your Economic Crisis Solution Right Here… Legalize It!
Is Everyone Who Voted Obama Happy Now?
I'm in the shit.
HAPPY UBERVERSARY ME! WOOO (bart didn't like my title with only my screams of joy and pasion. :( )
HAPPY UBERVERSARY ME! WOOO (bart didn't like my title with only my screams of joy and pasion. :( )
The City Will Endure
Why Youse Womenz Get Knocked Up
Megan Fox Needs a New Man
Who the fuck am I?
14 Year Old Accused of Stabbing Brother Over Video Game
So fly...
Well, I've decided to let u guys see them...(nsfw)
The Cost of Free Shit
Wait
The Perfect Uber Tattoo (*NSFW*)
Ground Horse Gets New Perspective
Ground-horse gets a new perspective
Rampage of The Coons
How I Survived and Lived to tell about it.
Feeling Guilty? Go here to confess...
10 things i hate..yeah i know its cliche, but who gives a fuck
My lame first post (no content)
This is Why We Wear Those Fruity Necklaces
My impression of the State Of The Union adress that wasn't really a State Of The Union adress
What are you giving up for lent? (j00z need pay no regard)
Ok let's settle this once and for all: Sprinkles or Jimmies
Wolves actually don't do most of the annoying things that dogs do.
Bastions of Love and Hate (1)
Nothing is funny any more.
Uber icons pawned by self-proclaimed legend !
Disturbing awakening....
i hope the electrician didn't see me lying in bed reading Briget Jones's Diary
64 years ago. February 23, 1945
Excerpt from New Book
Attn New Yorkers! Tell Me About Your Meat!
death and masturbation
I'm on a boat video
Medical Marijuana And The People It Effects
Slumdog Stars Still Living in Poverty
APWhenever: What the Christ edition
Blame it on the Alcohol (For the Flip)
Let's Call Kenny Glenn, The Cat Abuser!
Job trouble?
Area 51 Blues
Run.
Do trains have steering wheels?
It rubs the lotion on it's skin.
I created the sound of madness
Donovan's 2009 Oscar Picks
Dear Mr. Daniels
Dear Mr. Daniels
Why I hate Cops Blow off some steam
hey look, there's a tree falling OMG IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US
Create an Animation
Bathroom Shenanigans
Solitaire
Masturbating on Skype with Mum.
A very non thinking post *WITH HOT FRENCH CHICK
Teen Faces Cell Phone Porn Charge
Rihannas Shocking Picture
Pussy and Wine
I'm Building My Next Computer Out Of Rocks
I Just Wanted Some Closure or Why I Choked The Bitch
Stupid Brits
100 things I dislike with a picture, I'm no whore. Repost.
100 things I dislike with a picture. I'm no whore.
Post A Pic From Your Childhood - Merlina aged 11
A wave for the dead.
Ground-Horse Views an Uber-Based Event
Ground-horse is passionate about finding a cure
The Fiber Debacle
Just out of curiosity- Equal opportunity Rant
Anyone else notice this?
pic of skee
A little bit of Uber History: 99% of us are inferior to Mr. Wolf AKA Paul Hibbert
Finally, something will happen at 10pm 2nite
Please shut the fuck up
Mundane Mandatory Arbitration vs. Sexy Sharia Law
Spent
ATTN: Britishers - Info plz
Senator Pube-Fro
Don't Copy That Floppy and Other Musings from the Day
Spidergoats and Bullet-Proof Clothing.
The most important and influential artist of our era gets some face time with you-know-who
Some Things I've Learned FROM Ubersite
911 Call Screaming Chimp, Frantic Owner (Graphic Audio)
33 nigguh
Great Game
Raw Video: Brawl Erupts at HS Basketball Game
A new tune (Still unemployed dammit)
McCallum’s Law
A Very Uber Breakup Letter
Cow Shit and Other Things in the Great State of Arkansas
Stop! Weathertime, Ulaanbaatar
Ground-horse visits the world's largest aquarium
I just had the most fucked up dream ever.
My road to redemption (Long uber but good. I will be better)REPOST!!!
My road to redemption (Long but worth it. I will be better Uber)
Post 200
Post a pic from your childhood
Wife pleads Guilty in Death by Exercise Case
Michael Jackson Has an Auction (nose for sale)
Being Literate...
Police Shoot Chimp After It Attacks Woman
I'm Really Pathetic
Wasted
The continuing adventures of Ground-horse
Chavs...... Grrrrr
Bladder Pacemaker (WTF)
Scene from Training Day-Alonzo schools Jake
6 amazing erotic drawings (nsfw)
6 amazing erotic drawings (nsfw)
Civic Vs. Shitbox
Deleted Scene from Donnie Brasco
Rape Madness
So yeah, I was sitting at my desk...
Smiles from strangers
Douchebag
Uber, I need some advice about a serious issue
The afternoon I was shot at.
New Origami Book Proposal
February 14.
Give Me Money
Money, So They Say. . .
What Would You Do? - Survival of the Submissive
Post your Favourite Youtube Videos
Your mom is my valentine. We're gonna do it.
fork, knife, sitting at the head of the table and staring at the wall thinking nice whitespace arsehole.
Flaming Fate
Aramides Gutturalis
male urination: noisy or discrete?
Cypress
Time's Widow
Katy said: What were your favorite (sic) stories when you were a kid?
Baby animals with stuff on their heads
Happy Birthday, stranger.
Questions for everyone
Childhood & Stardom
ATTN: Hidden101, Rob_Berg, Scourge, HadToBeDone, Redskieslookfake, Method, Apollo and other Fags
The Halfpenny Marvel
Oops
Loose Change
Body Dragged for 20 Miles on NYC Highways
We're all looking at you Simon
Raw Video: Home Invasion Ends in Shootout
Late Show Wheres Joaquin Phoenix ?
Easy Valentines Idea
Slitherin
The Battle
Five Years Ago
What constitutes Hate Speech in the UK
Fuck Kellogs!
What constitutes hate speech in the UK?
Ubercon London: An invitation from the Crystal Method
A Bunch of Random Photos I Took Over a Year Ago
I've just been raped...
Six Words
Six Words
HCR 6, New Hampshire has balls!
Hearts in Baghdad
Going for Bucky
If Your (new) Wife Tells You That She Needs 8 months To Herself She's Probably Boning a Black Dude
Did you ever... (probably NSFW for you faggots)
Internet Chats Nearly Killed Me
This Is Why You're Fat
Dinner at Poppy's
Giving it harder to Orphelia
A frank discussion on the meaning of life
A frank discussion on the meaning of life
Judge Suspended For Racial Slurs
Exotic Animals Become Drug Dealers Prey
Re: Serious Poofterness
Air Assault Prankster (Infantry Guys are Dumb)
Pretentious much?
Dump Him
Going backwards ... (part 2)
katy
Another Music Argument
Dear Snark, how do you say "Happy Birthday" in Canadian? Oh fuck it, I'll just use MS Paint.
Leaving Life on Good Terms
New Study Shows White Women Prefer Black Men
One reason I love my backyard
Cause none of us have anything better to do... especially me
All Anyone Really Wants
Sphagnum's Gone
Porn Star Provides In Flight Entertainment (SFW)
Deleted Scene from Old School
My Dad Eating a Turnbuckle
...drawing stage 3
Wow...just...wow
Recording crappy music at home (Unemployedly active)
That's right, I'm talking to you Quint
Now Look What You Did!!
APM - just another mosaic monday
Coldplay ft. Jay-Z - Lost Grammy Performance
Swagga Like Us Grammy Performance
ADD09: WINNER!!! (plus Discussion)
Breaking My Heart
whaaaaaaa?!?
We are people ellipses
Finding my Cock
Happiness comes when your work and words are of benefit to yourself and others. (Budda)
Finding A Game
Finding Mr. Right - A Daddy's Girl Tale
Soundtrack Bandwagon
...drawing stage 2
...drawing stage 1
To Someone I Have Wronged and for That I Am Deeply Sorry but I Think Perhaps it is Time to Forgive Me, or Maybe Yourself
11 random photos and one WTF? moment...
11 random photos and one WTF? moment...
Soundtrack Bandwagon thingy (w/ bonus camwhore of me looking like a balding corpse... apparently)
The Choices We Make...
Soundtrack of Sid or YAY A BANDWAGON THAT REQUIRES NO THOUGHT AT ALL!
Recipe Wanted
Esceptico's Soundtrack if somebody gives a crap
Pick the Faggot Playing Footie (camwhore)
Hey you're not Bart Cilfone a story of email threats and petty retribution
Soundtrack LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?
Soundtrack
Diary of the Unemployed (BobSandwich)
Politics explained
Sociopathy
Banj is not looking at the world through Persian pink glasses… Well... maybe not... (maybe bloggish)
Dangerdude's Life sountrack
The Life Soundtrack of Sage
I'm disappointed, but I'm not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt somebody
Wat
Your Life's Soundtrack
SPF i was getting email as an ovum
The Real Mario
Oh The Things that keep me amused
25 Things
I wonder how border collie would taste with KC Masterpiece...
Seriously, Valentine's Day. Stop It.
I'd like to thank Hidden for his help with this...
save the letter E
Wat
Oh how much
Can Kaos-King Save the Internet? (with special guest name-drops)
The Nocturnals
Police Officer Killing Neighbor Caught on Voicemail
Tickets, please
Teen Blackmails Classmates for Sex
if you like it, you should'a put a ring on it
Go Outside And Take A Picture
The nuclear way
You Just Don't Know: Homecooking...
The adventures of Ground-horse
Stop! Weathertime, Dublin
Camwhore of Shlongy's mom
When You Want Your Foot To Start Tapping..........
I Want to Know What You Think About Several Things I Know You Have an Opinion On (+camwhore)
Sprinkle liberally with conservatism.
Cold
Jade Goody
Raw Video: Car Slams Into Dollar Store
I don't drink water
Kickball in the Summer
Light Skinned Dark Girl
Have you heard about this? (serial killer confession inside)
Superbowl turns into Superblow
Go Outside and Take a Picture
Comic Geekdom
Taking a cunt to the face isn't as fun as it sounds...
weed or alcohol?
weed or alcohol?
weed or alcohol?
Go outside and take a picture.......... nsfw
Christian Bale Goes Ballistic (Explicit)
ADD09-Final Round: The Sidewalk Ended Yesterday
Introduction from an old guy
This is a joke, right?
I Saw Mommy Banging Santa Claus
Cops just don't like Mustangs
Go On Your Computer and Use MS Paint to Put a Collection of Pictures Together That You've Taken Anywhere From a Month to Over a Year Ago
hello here is something i have written, i do not know if it is any good, but here it is anyway, thank you
GPF (and who gives a fuck it's not friday?) : In Soviet Russia president takes YOU ! <Quite NSFW>
Go Outside And Take A Picture
ADD09-Final Round: The Sidewalk Ended Yesterday
Sometimes, the only way to get off is to be a little bit creative (NSFW)
Go Outside & Take a Picture
An Unpleasant Lump
Anxiety
Fascinated By Headlines....
Ari Gold's Best Lines
Red Bull- Extreme Crashed Ice Race
Which Mom is Worst? MOM from BOOGIE NIGHTS/BLOW
Closure
Shotgun Angel
Go Outside And Take A Picture
My Chair Smells like Unclean Ass
In Re: ATTN: Chili Lovers
What a fucking joke.
ADD09R3333333: my own dq + I WAS A CHILD MODEL
ATTN: Chili Lovers
Be A Sport
Porn Clip Airs after Fitzgerald Touchdown
London Gathering: Bros bring your hoes, hoes bring your....errr....toes?
Some Good Sci Fi
ADD09:R3 - Pairings & Titles (FINAL)
I admire the girth of your penis.
Two minute warning...
Huge game today!
A Bit of a Diary, I guess
Electro, step AWAY from the computer! (NSFW!)
five years later
Dangerdude takes on China! (Plus bonus camwhore!)
Obama Look-alike needs contraceptives
Look no Further
I think I found my voice and stage presence (video camwhore stand-up comedy)
Ruining It With Words
The Guilty Pleasure Of Bad Movies 12: Spawn
For Real
For Real
ADD09 - Just a Glitch
ADD09: R2 The Sound of An Idea
The Sound of An Idea
ADD 09, R2 "Broadcast Quality"
Tits, Hole and I GTFO *NSGW*
ATTN: Scourge, I'm Calling You Out (of the closet)!
It was late and I was bored. Narcissism.
toodles dearhearts, it's been awesome. gay, but awesome.
Overclockers Unite! I Need Some Help
the president is a muslim! repost
the president is a muslim!
bad idea...
A Blue Collar's Guide To The Recession And Finding A Job.
Dont Try the Mexican Stew! (Graphic Content)
RIP Elvis impersonators everywhere
Red on the Head... (NSFW)
Do strip clubs have handicapped seating?
Your life story
The Great Big Willy Waving Competition
Does no one follow the bro code any more?
Life can be..
Q. When is a door not a door?
Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like Memes.
the president is black!
The Voyage of Bran, part 1
Homosexuality in pro sports
Deit Deleit Deit Deit
Test Your Might!
hot college girl of the week [PIC]
Tourette Syndrome and Tech Support
ADD09 - Black-Throated Wind
ADD09R2 - The Sound Of An Idea
Autumn in the Alps (updated, reposted)
ADD09: R-2 "Broadcast Quality"
APW - Sun and Moon Mosaic
ADD09-RD2: "Black Throated Wind"
BLONDE or BRUNETTE???
When Logic Fails/Communication Breakdown
APW: Friendship
Midgets (NSFW... apparently)
Midgets
Critter Rush (game)
Some poems I wrote for my boyfriend
Doomsday Prophecies as told by Craigslist (kind of long, but worth it if you need a good dose of crazy today)
My 3 year vacation from reality. Part 1. Rise of the Unicorn.
Has Uber Changed The World? Who Knows Who?
Terrorist Camwhore
APT: Jesse The Elphdog and Co face more drama!
I Would Love to Kiss Your Ass (NSFWish)
casual sex
Knowing Your Social Status Isn't Always a Good Thing
Thoughts on Uber (Contains a list, I was looking through my old posts and I haven't done a list yet and personally I like lists, likewise with really terribly long titles)
Capturing
Preferred State of Consciousness During Ubering
It's coming right for us
Raw Video: Car Slams Into Church Roof
Six Months worth of Ideas
Bath.
Vote O in 09
Will you follow me?
for the europeans on here
Happy Birthday, Dear Orphelia (NSFW)
Majul Apology
Majul Apology
ADD09:R2 - Pairings & Titles
Flash mobs get down!
Let's Suck Today's Dick!
So i came home stoned last night....
Fuck You
What Bubba2341 Said
What Kaos_King Said
it's my birthday today
What do you think of my Photo?
Hilarious reading at the expense of sexually naive Christians.
Happy Bun
Third time lucky?
Hey, you cunt... I'm talking to YOU!
YOU VOTE on biggest UBER WHORE!!!
New Work Notes
Losing What You Love, and How To Get It Back
Enter: Mystery Mountain pt.I
Meow mix meow mix please de-liv-er
After much consideration I have decided that I am Gay
Happy Bun - Extract
I ate the penis pretzels-shoot me out of mercy
Real Life Tales of the Sick & Twisted: 3
ADD09: R1 Listings...
Fans Brawl After Match at Australian Open
Deleted Scene from the 40 Year Old Virgin
ADD09 ROUND ONE - dear john mozeliak, you're a useless fucking tit, and a shit ruining total cunt. i hate you, john mozeliak.
ADD09:R1 – Swallowing People Whole
Palm Tree in Ecto Cooler
Grim Up North
I am in love
Retard Posts submitted by you V.2.5
oooh mama you are a nice breeze
But... but... Dolphins do it!
Real Life Tales of the Sick & Twisted: 2
8 Year Old Boy Spent 10 Days with Dead Mom
Worlds Largest Cow (NSF VEGETARIANS)
ADD09:R1 - Blurry Polaroids Of Someone Naked *NSFW*
THUPA's Off, Bitches
The Secret Lives of my Chessmaster 9000 Opponents
Tropic Thunder was robbed
Where's Waldo?
Mayan Mooks (Why Couldn't they Foretell Their Own Doom?)
Mayan Mooks, and Their Depressing
Indian food
ATTN: Eastbound Travelers of the I-64 & I-64/I-95 Interchange In the Morning
The Big Day Out and Bruce Willis
Murphy, STD
YO JOE! no seriously, YO mother fucking JOE!
Real Life Tales of the Sick & Twisted: 1
I'm not very good at this...
RIP Dick Cheney's Reign of Terror Plus Extra Bonus Secret Communiqué!!!
Dog Rides Bike!!! (VERY FUNNY)
Advertising
APW - Portrait Illustrations
Butthead Bash
My Apathy is my guilt... (Repost)
My Apathy is my guilt...
I'm obviously drunk or bored....
Is Obama the President?
I'm a racist? When did THAT happen?
List of things that have changed since the inauguration
Sisters, Brothers - Canadians.
Caption Contest: Because I Have No Fucking Clue What's Going On Here
I might be part German Shepherd;
suck it fanboys
School Starts Back Up Tomorrow
Rebublicism
Waiting
Canadian Terrorists accused of attempting to cause 9-11 Part Deux!
Did we Really Choose Hope Over Fear? (Barack Obama Inaugural Speech)
Graemethon
GTFO Faggit
Deep Fried Bananas
mom and dad just told me the news!!!
Think Obama can salvage my love life, too?
Did you see the crowd for the inauguration?!
That's all I could stand
It's Done!!!
Barack Osama and Iraq
You wanna have sex or just be friends?
My Boss Hates Obama
ADD09 - Bugs for Breakfast
Weapions of mass destruction (full doc)
something for the "touchy feely, mamby pamby ,wacko greeny hippy extremists" to consider.
Terror alert (Relax)
George W. Bush Did It His Way: A Tribute
Just Having Some Fun
ADD 09: R1 The Evil Pigeon of Norwich
Denial
Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarpeants
Cyber Sex. Advise! My 1st post.
ADD09:R1 - Pairings & Titles (UPDATE!!!)
Autumn in the Alps
My First Post
THUPA Round: The Final... A trio of Haikus set in Flesh Tones (NSFW)
Raw Video: High School Student Beaten
Dripping Beauty
ADD09 - Bugs for Breakfast
THUPA final round: “Despoina Has Vacation Sex” (or “All I Have Left is the Smell of Low Tide”)
1/21/09 Made for One Reason
Stories from Childhood
wawa
My Girlfriend Lets Me Wedgie Her
Deleted Scene from Scarface
Forgive me if I ramble; I been smokin' since 4:00
Forgive me if I ramble; I beem smokin' since 4:00
Dozens of Bodies Found in Rubble(Explicit)
Undeniable Proof of the True Nature of Women
Training Day
Happy Birthday, EmissionImpossible!!!
2nd attempt at a first post!
TY for yrs of entertainment Uber...
Well, there goes the neighborhood.....
Carrie: Locker Room Taunting
You need a license for that?
NBA All Star Game (Vote For Him)
Don't you hate it when...
The Further Adventures Of Carl And Larry
Sometimes Uber shut the fuck up. Adrian, Malakai are fags.
The Inner Workings Of The Minds Of Men
Where The Hell is Matt's Girlfriend?
So you've decided you're a social retard and you need my help?
Reflecting on 10 years of marriage: Part 1
What do you think of my Photo?
The Neverending Story
funny bored at work video with costumes!
R.I.P. No Disassemble!
Death of Mr. Zimmerm and Mrs. Adams
Grimm's Personal Ad (With Bonus Camwhore)
Grimm's Personal Ad (With Bonus Camwhore)
ADD 09 R1 - The Golden Icepick
Fuck fuck Fuck fuck Shit Fuck fuck Fuck fuck cunt Fuck fuck Fuck fuck. Turd Fuck fuck Fuck fuck Tampon Fuck fuck Fuck fuck mensturation Fuck fuck Fuck fuck cunt Fuck fuck Fuck fuck damn Fuck fuck Fuck fuck hell ass whore Fuck fuck Fuck fuck Christraping F
Uber users
ADD09: Grandma in the bus station
University of Miami
Banj has sandy vag
ADD09: Grandma in the Bus Station
fuck Alex and his caulk.
Some people aren't worth your time...
I'm almost (not) Inion De Trua
Sight: Introduction - Threads
Best Condom Commercial of All Time
Flaming Passion
Airplane in Hudson River WTF
A Love Story
The City of Eternal Night
I love Criticism.
Shandy is a liar
trouble in the field of war
"The View" matters WHY again?
"The View" matters WHY again?
i'm almost siouxsie sioux
Cold!
ADD09--One For The Sun
The innocent women I've stalked
Fuck The Happy People
Crazy Russians
Hey look what I got
Hey you guys..
sad...
Lovelylady, Revisited
Mr. Nice Guy
ADD09 - Tennessee Jed
Scammer gets SCAMMED
(Not Really) ADD09- "Marching With Elephants"
APWhat the fuck is that?
R.I.P. Ricardo Montalban
A Dating Ad From Character Of Horniness
SPT: A Rattlesnake Bit My Neighbor's Cat--and it's My Fault?
Deleted Scene From Revenge Of The Nerds
Wanted: A Job To Make You Happy
Wanted: A Job To Make You Happy
Flying Car Unveiled in London
TOY: lE #1
All I've learned I've learned from them
ADD09 - One for the Sun
On Democracy
Stop! Weathertime, Santiago
"You have a problem with that, Mr Lawrence?"
ADD09 - Tennessee Jed
THUPA Nears Orgasmic Climax (NSFW??)
Images from Hubble
THUPA Finals
The Man Paradox
I accidently a coca-cola bottle.
Beauty is only skin deep, even if it's all old and leathery.
ADD09:R1 - Pairings & Titles
A list of porn star names.
Story time!
Jealous Teacher Arrested (sex with student 300 times)
Hasselhoff Knight Rider The Night Rider
A funny thing happened on the way to chemo...
Red On The Head, Like A Dick On A Dog-70
My Sherpa was M.I.A.
Slurpee Fetish
The Nuckelavee - Demon o' the Sea
High Sierra
My Two Cents
Ring-A-Fucking-Roses
The worst...
Well... Since Everybody's Posting Baby Pictures
Obamicon
Obamicon
My Baby Face
Socrates
Obamicon
My Baby Face
is avocado good or evil? i forgot.
Fun With Telemarketers
Marcus Schrenker Fakes Own Death
Is the thumb a finger? Discuss.
MY (Fungah)'s Economic Predictions for 2009
Economic Predictions for 2009 Part 1/2
I'll tell you how it is
Argument Against Media Pirates
The Quiet Ones
Show me your baby face.
Half-Parted
Green Glass Door
THUPA ROUND FOUR: ... undercase letters to keep this one from FUCKING DISAPPEARING INTO THIN ARIR AND FUCK SAYING BACK BUTTON WHEN MY TIME HAD EXPIRED SHIT DICKING CUNT MOTHERFUCKER OF A WHORE WHORE WHORE CUNT
Giving Away "Across The Universe" DVD and CD
God wants local man dead; Local man says bring it.
In The Closet Boyfriends
Misogyny, bitch!
Pull The Plug
Hemp!!!!!!!
THUPA Round 4: shadow Digs Deep in the Artfag Closet
the evils of high school
What's your opinion of ADD?
Obamicon
thupa round 4: Rainy Day
Throbbing UberPoll: Does My Haircut Make Me Look Like More of a Queerhawk? Or not...
Majul Update
THUPA: Do you wonder if you matter?
Obamicon
Trade Circles and Barter Fairs
ADD09!!! Flash Fiction Contest: Sign-Up
"90% of everything is crap"
Obamicon PLANET
You Bored?
More Stuff
Stuff
For Experima: "A Lesson Learned"
Dodging a Bullet..
The Recession & the War Against The people..
False Hopes
Obamicon?
Obamicon thing
mettle
obamicon
obamicon
Patriots! Save America!
Obamicon
Hope
WIP; a
What's YOUR favourite exercise in the cucumber patch?
You had me at Halcyon
Just Standing By
Obamicon Montage
Obamicanhefly
Iranian Cleric Sex Tape
Obamicon
Being Jebus
Obamiconservative Me!
Obamacock Me! (Nsfw)
Ombamicon Me!
Obamicon Me!
Cool Picture of a Bridge (nsfw)
Happy Birthday experima
obamicon
omabicon me (fuck your capitalization)
Obamicon Orgasmatron (hey that rhymes)
Obamicon This!
Obamicon Me!
Obamicon Me!
Obamicon Caulaincourt
Obamicon me!
Obamicon Me!
The littlest Obamicon of all
Obamicon me!
Obamicon Me: Truth
Obamicon Me!
Obmican Me!
Obamicon Me!
Obamicon Me!
ATTN: Mick
Obamicon Me!
Obamicon Me!
Obamicon Me!
American Boy in Balad... Pt3 (an overnight on the airfield)
Doctor Wants Kidney Back As Part Of Divorce
The Wet Blanket Strikes Again
Girls with big heads attractive: “Tits and ass” no longer worthy
rip amy winehouse
iPhone owners called nasty names: "Deserve it"
Emo cuts wrist: Red water comes out
Cpt. Obvious actually a woman: Was never obvious
Drunk man chokes on own vomit: Almost cheats death
Catholics misinterpret T-shirt slogan: Church expresses Guitar Hate
Cop Fatally Shot Handcuffed Man (CLEAR VIDEO)
American Boy in Balad.. pt2
Is this Normal?... Wait, Why am I Asking You Lot?
American Boy, or Why Bozz went missing
The Bravery of Soldiers
FBI Warns of Inauguration Terror Threat
Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You. (Random Oversharing is Fun, sorta)
Spiral of Descent
SPT: Greater Than >
Training teens to alcohol
A friends point of view...Dan
Come Make Hamburgers With Me
My kittens will steal your soul... also with absolutely no content.
A Melancholy Rebellion Pt.1
Caption Contest
Writing in reverse
Identity Crisis
weeeeeeeeep (do not read this post, it's so bad it will literally kill you)
My puppy will steal your soul... Absolutely no content
A Derision of Biblical Proponents!
10 things I did and didn't do!!
teen pregnancy on the rise + random NSFW image
teen pregnancy on the rise + random NSFW image
There's probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.
THUPA Semifinal Pairings
APW: Jonathan Swift
people get ready
Dreams
So I went to a heavy metal concert
White Rabbit (Redux)
What Every Drug Dealers Needs!
Rage agaisn't the fucking bullshit Machine
Shitting next to me: The Corporate Poop Policy
Palm Tree
RE: “Wanted: Shitty Boyfriend”
Crock, 12 dimes and a Chicken
Your First Kiss...and Mine
Wanted: Shitty Boyfriend
Texas vs. Ohio State- National Anthem
Select Harvest Soup Sucks
Crazy Anti Drug Commercial (GORE)
Fuck Your Resolutions
Moments in time.
PTA Mom & 13 Year Old Found Naked In Car
Bushisms over the years
All right assholes. Which one of you was it?
Creepy Kid Movies and the Critical Failure of the US Economy
An unabridged movie afternoon synopsis, the importance of getting dairy, and ducky.
Barak Obama
The Gift, The Gun, The Guilt
100 bottles of beer on the wall
THUPA ROUND THREE: an odd year
THUPA-R3: "Tonight Is Not Enough" (audio)
Dead Presents
THUPA Round 3: Fear Abated
THUPA R3- Survivorman
A look back on 2008
We should give Greenland nukes. Fuck Limeys.
Nothing to rate here... just looking for a lost post
Weirdos, Miscreants and Deviant Assholes, The Lot of Us
How to get a girlfriend and keep her
Live Llife
ITT:Dan Tangel must die.
Growing Old
thupa round 2: "Eyeless in Gaza"
THUPA Round 3: When First We Practice to Deceive
The Soundtrack of My Life (Currently)
Caught On Camera: Dog Sleds Down Hill
Morbidity of Grandma
R.I.P. Asian Week Magazine
Razor's NFL Playoff Predictions
my TESTICLES reach into the intagible realm of the ether
I Have A Link...(NSFW) or anything
Once again, I need help finding something
What if Darth Maul was gay?
THUPA Round 3: Haiku Musing
kissing and jesus (avec 15 yr old camwhore!)
A Good Day To Die
A New Year's Tale
Mac vs PC
The Year Upon Us
Fuck Ryan Seacrest
horsebutt
Real People Ruined the Internet
I'm a hop, skip, and a jump away from 200,000 hits; here's some of my best posts!
Will Charles Barkley do any jail time for his DUI?
Anglefish
I'd love to help you with any problems and questions about life
What I did last night on Craigslist
This is NOT a Christmas Story: Chapter 9
The Crunch
THUPA Round 3 Pairings
And When I Die. . . . .
Roland Burris Named to Replace Obama in Senate
My adventures today
I can't believe this is real!
I Love Cumberland Farms
Flippity flip floop on a flapping flap
We all changed up.. Seeing old friends at the bar (Repost)
We all changed up.. Seeing old friends in the bar...
CPT> Crimp Post Tuesday
Self delusional homecoming
If you read this you are gay
over and over, again and again
Guess The Stache - Democrat Or Porn Star?
Fishy Accident or Good Sushi?
Paranioa... too much pot.
R.I.P. Ellie Nesler
An Uber Vision Test
Raw Video: 14 Afghan Children Killed By Car Bomb
Holiday Memory
THUPA ROUND TWO: forfeit schmorfeit what the fuck is up with lungfish-eit
This is NOT a Christmas Story: Chapter 8
(NSFW) Everything was going great, things were progressing...then I looked to the right
THUPA: Apparently, You Are What You Consume
Is there anything worse than Kid Rock?
Six Feet High and Rising
Materio-Capitalistic Brag Post Sunday: what did you get for Christmas?
Fox news never fails to amuse
lol... what a moron
Cock vs Pussy-A tale of two fist
Why Oh Why
Holy Sheeeeeet
This is NOT a Christmas Story: Chapter 7
Majuls Cartoons FLICKR page found!!!
Six Feet High and Rising
R.I.P. Eartha Kitt
R.I.P. Eartha Kitt
Internet or Sex? You Decide
Reminiscing
it has just dawned on me...
I Remembered My Password Tonight
This is NOT a Christmas Story: Chapter 6
Chief medical officer's log, stardate: the post shitmas bender
Raw Video: Drivers Rescued
Why I Hate Hairstylists
Haiku News for December 26th, 2008
Keep Talking Shit
thupa round 2: Forest Womb
depose ponting as captain, reinstall warne into the team as captain
Unrequited
Too Much, Just Right, or Not Enough?
This is NOT a Christmas Story: Chapter 5
majul is gay
School Aide Was a Porn Star
This is NOT a Christmas Story: Chapter 4
First Gay Contact: My Freshman College Experience pt. 1, re: That Jackie Onasis Fucker
First Contact: My Freshman College semester, pt. 1
Tender Loving Chimp (2 Tigers cubs)
Peace, Love, and Go Fuck Yourselves!
THUPA Round 2 Thupa
Belligerent Internet Ideologue: The Flow Chart
5 Random Things, Christmas Eve Edition
Happy Chrismahanakwanza.... oh fuck off all ready
THUPA Round 2: Canon in G (Gloria In Excelsis)
Forensic Girl Volunteers OR Judy's Christmas Miracle
Here's a little something that will surprise you...
Merry christmas from the ghost of christmas present
THUPA RD2: Looking at Our Past
Happy Non-Denominational Gift Giving Day
How To Start A Fire With A Battery
dangerdude takes on the big city.
A Truly Uber X-Mas Tale
"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window..."
This is NOT a Christmas Story: Chapter 3
Haiku 2
Rar
THUPA Round 2; I quit.
something is going on in the either, but i don't know what it is
something is going on in the ether, but i don't know what it is
Switched Christmas Presents.. True love.. REPOST!!!
Switched Christmas Presents... true love..
Puerto Ricans
Butt
THUPA contest in: I am, now! Round Six Thousands! Fight Time! (NSFW)
Merry *gag* Christmas
Can you guys just find one post to camp on so that I can be amused for a while?
THUPA Round 2: Orpheus
**WARNING** Sappy Christmas greetings inside.
Pussy or Not a Pussy: The Game of Mumbly Peg
meet Arthur
meet Bodie
Snow P3
Them's Fightin' words! (The Magic Black Man Knows No Fear)
Spare a thought...
Christmas Nonsense
I Got Some Booty! I Got Some Booty!
This is NOT a Christmas Story: Chapter 2
Winter Wishes
Many Things
THUPA-R2: "Forgive Me"
THUPA-R1: "Forgive Me"
Say it with photoshop.
who hates the jonas brothers
THUPA Rd 2: Sad little children
Beginner's Luck: Important Uber Question
Because I haven't been around in a while..
Thoughts on Ducks
Buy this great product!!
More Christmas cheer: Job security for shrinks
Fuck poetry, let's talk about sex books! (SFW)
THUPA Round Two: Sir Gawain & the Green Knight
Twas The Night Before Christmas - Trailer Park Style (Repost)
my plans
THUPA Round 2 Pairings
This is NOT a Christmas Story: Chapter One
O Holy Night...
What a wonderful Christmas present :)
Shit
World is fukd
Haiku 1
Should have ditched her
That's It. I'm Leaving!
EI's dreaming of a white Christmas.... ....With every Christmas uber card I write May your days be merry and bright And may all your Uber Christmases be white. Uber this is for you.......
In 4 years...
The Best Christmas Present I Ever Received
Christmas Film Fest 2008
Who Wants To Play Mornington Crescent?
Pimples for Thupa
Pimple.
Howling At God
How Do I Atone For My Foolishness?
Freak show (TREE MAN)
My santa hat makes me want to disco dance
Dropping things is dangerous
GPF- I was bored (NSFW)
Thrice for luck
Rob Berg is an Asshole and He Scares Me.
What a teddy bear this guy is!
A Shandy Post
RIP W. Mark Felt
I've got a new favorite website
Thupa: Gone
I'm fucking off to England tomorrow then the Maldives for two weeks on the 28th so I thought I'd do an 'apollo88 ubersite awards 2008' type post
THUPA ROUND ONE - Brain Baby Cookie Box
THUPA $100 Challenge
SPTHUPA- You can't smell my penis.
THUPA (Unofficial)
New Marines Vehicle Goes From Sea To Land
THUPA Round 1: Flame On!
Police report 2.0
<Typical Post for December 2008>
Gang Slayings Soar In Mexico (Graphic)
Police report
I'm a tea drinker myself
Works Out For Summer
More Bush foreign policy alienating allies.
2nd post in 20 minutes!
Shit post thursday: Christmas Edition
That is One Ballsy Minnesotan (Repost)
That is One Ballsy Minnesotan
SPT--Real Men's Poetry: Army Marching Cadences
THUPA: Whatever
In the spirit of Jesusmas and the Jew Hanukkah, I would just like to apologize to Bubba for saying all that stuff about him being retarded, ugly, a pedo, etc.
Majul Published - The Full Partial Extract
THUPA Rd. 1: A few of my favorite things
Thupa: Rd. 1 Counting Sheep
Sicosemen is a faggot
THUPA Round One: Show Me Heaven
THUPA: At First
Blood On The Tracks
I Don't Know Why I'm Telling You This
THUPA-R1: "To Smile & Stare"
Poetry is for homos: The food van left its lights on in the car park of love
If your wife/gf looked like this!
"Tell them about my Buck's night"
Hitchin Freights
I hate matching socks
THUPA pwnage
THUPA Round 1: Rape
Zippers
THUPA R1: Ode To My Toilet
A Mysterious Underworld (Amazing)
Little Albert's Christmas Tale
Make Me Famous
Raw Video: Lawmakers Brawl In Mexico
The Shorning
The Shorning
THUPA: Fuck
thupa round 1: essence
THUPA: Five Minutes for the 5th Day of Christmas
THUPA: Diamante, Bitches.
THUPA: Cup My Nuts, Milady. (Or, the fucking stupidest thing I've ever done and yes I am ashamed. Also, iambic pentameter is hard but I did it, so fuck off.)
Road to Home
THUPA: We have been dating so long I feel like I can tell you anything
If in doubt, breathe out
Majul Published
Six Days And Counting...
THUPA Round 1: P-H-A-L-L-I-C
THUPA Round 1; The Night Before Ubermas
My Day...
Raw Video: 3 Tons of Cocaine Seized in Peru
Verging On Insane
Thupa And The Thupettes
The Unusual Things That Make Me Think of Über Users #4 – All of You
Can't We All Just Get Along?
Work in Progress
RIP Madeleine Blaustein
Maybe I am wrong about Sharia Courts
Sageisms
Party!!
Suck it Up Bitch (repost)
Suck It Up Bitch
hungry
Worst death in the world
Naked and Laughing
i really enjoy hummus
R.I.P. Betty Page
I can't leave you kids alone for a minute, can I?
She used to be such a good girl...
WTF 80 min and counting
Raw Video: Iraqi Journalist Throws Shoe At Bush
Union Station 3AM.
THUPA Round One Pairings
I Mean, Who Throws A Shoe? Honestly!
non-fiction
Beautiful
He's a wanker anyway
Green Eggs and Ham
Some thoughts
Porn and You (SAFE for work!)
It has been a while since I posted a video w/ bonus camwhore
100,000 yo mamma jokes condensed into two sentences.
Bloop Glurp
What You Think About When You're Buried Alive
I will never chew gum AGAIN!
What Do You Really Know?
The Spirit of Santa
"Ugly" Definition
Chief medical officer's log, stardate: ....eh, who gives a fuck
attn: first mate apullo, porn, giraffe, wiggles, itm, whoever else sailed in the good shiop whitlof: the time has come to return to the land of the cloth heads
Teacher Caught With Her Pants Down
Coolest Christmas Card For your Family
RIP Betty Page
RIP Betty Page
RIP Betty Page
RIP: Bettie Page NSFW (because i mean a pin up isn't at all obviously nsfw)
RIP: Bettie Page
I don't feel too good. I think Mystiamoon has given me cancer.
The Micky D's & BK Lounge
Family Love: Open Discussion That Only People With Brothers and Sisters Can Participate In So If That Is Not You, Then Insert Your -2 & Be Gone, Bygone.
Even my gynecologist thinks I'm boring
Greatest hits
Jesus, My Best Friend
BlackJack
Poker
4chan still hates ubersite
SPT: Random Nature Photographs
SPT: Why You Should Believe in God Even Though He Doesn't Exist
Obama Pledges Not To Smoke In White House
What have I done?
Soft And Floppy
Cherries and Chicken
Fungah Talks About the Importance of Rape In Sharia Law and Courts
SPT: Fruit Roll-Up
Rap and junk
Boobs, Breasts or Tits? (SFW)
SPT...Guess the balls...NSFW
Comicbookguy, congrats on the release of yer new book!
Berty talks about Sharia Law and Courts
Alcohol seems to define me.
Alcohol seems to define me.
The Guilty Pleasure Of Bad Movies: John Rambo
The final work for Majul Cartoons.
Everyone Looks Like Someone and/or A Tribute to Shlongy and The Cliches
Man in Diabetic Shock Gets Tasered by Cops
Boston Vets Reattach Cat's Face
Everyone Looks Like Someone or A Tribute to Shlongy and The Cliches
Where are the Prophets?
Uber: Write something worth plagerizing...
retard strong!
A Post about Song Refrains (doesn't that title make you wet?)
THis is not a video of a one armed midget jumping off a cliff with no parachute and landing on a school bus full of nuns. The midget survived.
if you don't like, nigga fuck you with an aids dick
So, Axl finally released "Chinese Democracy"
Yummy
APW: EI's comedy tale within a ONE frame Paint drawing involving JESSIE the ELPHDOG
The Worst Part
I, too, was somewhat skeptical about frankthebear "getting some"...
The Machine
The Guilty Pleasures Of Bad Movies: Godzilla: Final Wars
THUPA: THird Ubersite Poetry extrAvaganza (THupa; son of SUPA, son of SUPA, son of man)
APW: Poor-Quality Winter Macro Photography
Kids Hang Cat With PlayStation Cord
Cell Phone Captures F-18 Crash Blaze
Fragments of Memories
SPC/SWE: Things 'n' Stuff (take two)
Berty's Ultimate List of Webcomics Worth Reading: 2008 edition
SPC/SWE: Things 'n' Stuff
survey: how often do you dance, in what manner do you dance, and how old are you?
The Amphibians are amongst us
The Reptilians are amongst us
10 Things You Should Know............................................About Me
Maybe we don't deserve beauty.
Because ubersite is in definite lack of rage-inducing fagoetry.
Racism in Music
the men who drink pink strawberry milk do so because it helps them to fantasise about the pink cunts they wish they had access to
Well hello
Raw Video: Inmate Sets Cell On Fire
Ubermas ’08: Christmas Coup d’état
How many active Uber users are left?
TTOM TV: Short
ATTN: TROLLS OF UBER—THlS MEANS YOU
Attention Chemistry Experts(Including Junior Chemists)
Hello Clarice....
About ghola
Wind
Jesus you people are paranoid.
Dear Bret - Consider this an intarweb restraining order
stream of unconsciouness
I need money for stamps
This is not the hottest woman on Ubersite
So happy - New TV - Joyous JOY!!
My Bowels Are Now Clear
The Reptilians are amongst us
Uber, how I've loved your rancid smells and tasty treats
Uber Douchebag Brigade: Dec. Meeting
Leave The UberWomenzzz ALONE You Meany FuckFaces
Strawberry Milkshakes ARE NOT GAY.
Uber diary 12/9/08
Contentedly Anesthetized
Retirement Post
RIP Uncle Forry
Fuck off
guess
Life as it is
fuck the Gators
Happy Birthday Linus!!!
Happy Birthday Linus!!!Yes, it's his birthday. Uber's one and only unrealised talent just 22 today. And here are a few of his favourite things... xxx WE LOVE YOU LINUS!!!! xxx
Happy Birthday Linus!!!!
Lol at the uber board (REDUX)
Little yellow Pill
lol at the uber board
list of male ubers who have admitted to sucking dick
list of male ubers who have admitted to sucking dick
It seems that Sage has not been 100% honest with us... (NSFW)
I wanna be a rock star.
GPF: Sage's mum is a fucking hot babe!
Uber Cyborg Test
These little messican bastards need to learn to speeky da eenglass!-Bi-lingual extra credit project.
Random: Five Question Friday
Belated 3rd Uber-versary- A look back
i wonder if the day will ever come when whores can refer to their client service skills in job apps?
Warning: Pooping harms you and those around you
Pictures of Sage's Tits Discovered!
Sea Elf camwhore - no content other than my face and upper torso
Who's the Daddy (Chapter 1 - and CamWhore!)
I am the ultimate champion
I heard the worst joke ever last weekend.
Raw Video: Police Chase Ends In Violent Crash
How Much Money Should the Family Of Man Trampled by Shoppers Get?
RIP Paul Benedict
I heard the worst joke ever last weekend.
What are the Pet Monkey Laws in YOUR State???
Ubersite is on the cutting edge of comedy (see inside)
Haiku News for December 4, 2008
I am a Dirty Dirty Corporate Whore and so can you.
I am a Dirty Dirty Corporate Whore and so can you.
SPT - Stop raping my franchise god damn it!
I'm Trying Really HARD to Fit In Here, Guys!
I'm going to the market!
Question
Don't read this post, it's not for you
Worst thing I've ever read
SPT - Possibly the Coolest Guitar Design Ever
I'm so confused.....
Alcoholics Are Fun
A Typical Day on the T...
Make Something Post Thursday - Canjitar
What Bubba2341 really wants for Christmas
What I Got For Christmas From Shlongy
The Official "Ban Dan" Petition post
Whistling like Andy Griffith
Uber showdown: Jack McCullum vs. THE RAPER
Wife Carrying Championships
Holiday Hustle With Richard Simmons(He is Crazy)
Attitude No. 14 in C-Sharp Minor or I Grew Bored of Alienating Shlongy So Here's an Image Dump (NSFW)
Impotence, Patricide, Arabs
Happy Birthday, Dad
Stop! Weathertime, Helsinki
My Pecker Would Not Work Today (Nothig Humourous)
Help! This job application is vital for my future, PLEASE HELP
Can I be a Boozehound?
Don't Make it Sound so Awful
Uber Helpline: Lodges & Clubs
Help Me Choose
whoopsie
Bliss
Random Nigger is a Faggot
german drivers licence
Race Records (Part 1).
OH Christmas Tree...,,,OH Christmas Tree!!!!
SHOULD HE JUST BE KILLED? Killer Called Most Dangerous Man
Ubercontest: Which one is Sage?
Ubercontest: Which one is Sage?
Kanye West is a faggot
Attitude, Pt. 3
Attitude (SUPER AWESOME REPOST THAT'S DEFINITELY WORTH CLICKING ON)
Parents, lock your children up if you see this man in your neighborhood
I Need To Apologize To Almost Everyone On Uber
34, it's a door
Attitude
Large turd
The Long & Short of it...
An unexplained and arbitrary habit of a complete and total stranger
The Legacy of the 43rd President; With Help From Nickelback
Worst sex ever!!
Attitude
Attitude
Fuck the Right
To a drum thump slowing (POETRY)
Top 20 List Of Intelligent And Beautiful Uberers
Update!!
lesson number one: no one wants to sleep with you (execpt perhaps other even more repulsive losers)
Random...extemp...or something...boring, in any case, but whatever, I have to pee, which is a non-sequitur
For mystiamoon (as threatened (with added old-school bonus!))
Footage Of Jewish Mumbai Victim With Son
This really happened!
Why Are Criminals So Dumb?
What India (and Pakistan, and America and Israel) Should Do About the Mumbai Terrorists
What India (and Pakistan, and America, and Israel) Should Do About the Mumbai Terrorists
Uber Sickfest: So, You'd Suck the Piss Out Of Her?
You Can Take Your Virgin Jokes Ans Stick 'Em Right Up Your Stupid, Fat Asses!!!
Tell me my hoodie is fabulous
fuck you citibank! (No Content)
Thanksgiving foot-whore, just for scuzz
Attn: rubbermaid
Recollections from my Tour of the Invisible World (Part III)
ATTN: Frank Caliendo
Idiocy at Work Worldwide - You Are Not Alone
Q: for guitar players
The Inconsequential Capacity of Human-Willed Catastrophe
Sixty Nine
Thirty Four
Drinking Alcohol On A Sunday Night And Then Posting Is Not A Good Idea
You Can Take Your Virgin Jokes Ans Stick 'Em Right Up Your Stupid, Fat Asses!
Someone joined the cause Anel Babies...Gone too soon - Stillbirth, Miscarriage & Infant Loss. - Comment
An appeal for help and compensatory humour
who are these mumbai terrorists?
How I Found My ZEN....No Dildos Required!
Fuck You Toronto!
How I Found My ZEN....No Dildos Required!
Lead Sails (And A Paper Anchor)
My thoughts on Iraq
Mumbai Terrorist Attacks
You Can Take Your Virgin Jokes Ans Stick 'Em Right Up Your Stupid, Fat Asses!
Drunken Driver Runs Over Himself
This Post is Not About Sandwiches
RIP: The Shield 2002 - 2008
Dutch Set Domino Record (4,345,027 dominoes)
Recollections from my Tour of the Invisible World (Part II)
It's mah biiiiirthday....
Uber Helpline: Baking (cause Kaos isn't a big enough fag)
bugger.
My heart
All Hail King Bloomberg
Common Sense
my house stinks of dog piss, my backgarden stinks of rotten fish
Uber Challange 2008: Left 4 dead
Crazy is as crazy does, or am I really a nutter. UBER-SHRINKS UNITE!
Ban Abortion NOW!
loneliness
Happy Thanksgiving + A warning!
Recollections From my Tour of the Invisible World (Part I)
zombie rant
Zombie Post Thanksgiving
because I'm twelve - things you can only say on Thanksgiving (NSFW)
Snow P2
Happy Thanksgiving, You Heathen Bastards! (I think I need a hug)
A second attempt at failure.
Shit I'm thankful for.
BREAKING NEWS: Terror Attacks in Mumbai
What Would You Change If You Could Live Your Life Over Again?
A pervert talks to his buddy.
Uber, Thy Days Are Numbered...
Stuffed
Shit I'm thankful for
Humankind Destined to Become Extinct? Well, one day of course...
Schroedinger's cat
I hate contractors
I was just thinking...
Civil Servants of Uber: Post your horror stories HERE
Raw Video: Man Jumps Canyon With Jet Pack
Nitty, get your head out of your ass
Welfare.. Fuck No! for nitty and uber.
Posters (because I don't have the energy to argue politics today...)
In the Land of Tomorrow
In The Land of TOMORROW!
Bring Back America: Part 1
Understanding the Seven Hundred Billion Dollar Bailout; or, Fat Corporate Welfare Queens Deserve Even More of Your Money
Reason #56 that I'm going to Hell
10 Underrated Snacks
I Should Just Get High
I should have never said a thing.
A Phone Call from Bret Dianichs :(
I Haven't Worked For Two Months Now
How To Play Strip Poker
God Damnit
Jack's Ideal Woman
Yes, I am a racist!
Yes, I am a racist!
Attn: Mudwhistle
Abraham Biggs
the reach around - behind, fumble fumble.
Polly Imaginary
cruise control
Winamp sucks the llama's cock
The Emerald Lady
A List: 10 Important...
Witness
Tell me something about yourself...(NSFW)
Byro-monster
Thomas
My pimp hand is broken
I just got tits-wasted! Woo! (No Content)
I got dragged to see "Twilight" : Movie Review
Working for the weekend. (Plus Haiku contest winrar)
Pictures of Things I Like Due to My Unfortunate Illiteracy (+ Bonus Brown Man)
Coast Guard Recovers 5 Tons Of Pot
Inmates Sneak Through Ceiling To Have Sex
100 Things I like
GBF : WWII History for the Internet Generation
RIP: The Bulldog
A Top 5
Fridaaaaaaaaaaaay
100 things I like.
WARNlNG: OATHY, THlS COULD BE YOU!
Go outside and take a picture right now
Go outside and take a picture right now
Go outside and take a picture right now
Triple Wipeout
Uber A-Lister Top 5 List! Camp here! Talk about things that don't pertain to anything found within the content of the post. Gripe about your status among the Uber social ladder!
My Top 5 Top 5s
Really
Some more top 5 lists
Coconut Run Challenge
Meteor falls in Western Canada, stevie_says still alive
We fucking missed it. Oathy let us know it is your holiday next year.
Remember me?! It's EI and a rather rubbish swimming story
Im drunk and I love this monkey
NSFW The Wonder of the Universe
Drunken Book Signing
now what we've got here
Magic Chess
SPT: The American Flag Never Looked So Good
Being Gay is NOT Okay
My Top 5 "Top 5's"
How To Bring Home A Date When You Have A Roommate
Oathmeal sticks a sweet bike jump! (no content)
FBI Investigating Chicago Cops On The Take
I Need Your Help, Once Again, Uber
SPT - I must be retarded.
hahahahahahahahaha
SPT: The Mathematics of Uber
The only uber users I would hangout with. The rest are a waste of time.
Bart's Bad Day - Part 2
My Summer Project
You assholes should be ashamed of yourselves
Fat Tony's return: Now with more RAPE
I Would Like to Have a Negative Overall Rating, Also I Enjoy FIlling the Front Page With Tripe and Brown Men
I Would Like to Have a Negative Overall Rating, Also I Enjoy FIlling the Front Page With Tripe and Brown Men
The Trampled Flower
Broken and battered.
APW - Byroglyphics
I'm jumping on the switch-hitting masturbation story bandwagon
Spitzer is Not Into Condoms!
A Fundamental Flaw in the Bible Thumper's stragety regarding Gay Marriage
15 Step
Porn and Masturbation post Wednesday, because if Donkey can do it, so can I
Overcoming Obstacles: Left Hand Masturbation
Zero-tolerance on cannabis in Amsterdam
lNSTANT BRET-SELLER!!!
A Jew Among Thorns
Uber Haiku Time!!
Re: Dumbass Americans
Dear Uberers of NYC and Great Britain.......
Fiendish Luck
Dumb ass Americans!
Just….some stuff
It's time...
Dungeons & Dragons: The Magic Mace of Menos
Hawaiians Don't Barter With Shells Anymore and VIP - Very Inappropriate Parents (jpg partially NSFW)
Living in Japan, circa 1
I hate all you motherfuckers--you and your silly goddamn stories and petty bickering. Posts about the weather and constant Oathmeal jokes. I can't take it anymore.
New Chapter on Climate Change (President Obama)
John offered us Peace. Mick offered us a Party.
Setting Things Right, Part 9: twin sisters - pillow talk - sex and acid
Best Halloween Costume Ever
2 Die In Public Lynching In Bolivia (GRAPHIC)
McCallum Info Worth A Shitload Of Money
The Shatner/Lee Incident (2 of 2)
Literature Loving Henry's Guide to Lovely Literature
A Bitch and Her Dog
Red On The Head, Like A Dick On A Dog-
Red On The Head, Like A Dick On A Dog-70
HiFive!
i once took a trip it was purple like the color of a jacaranda
Um, guys... can we keep the hot Ginger Girls?
Raw Video: School Bus Driver Chokes Child
An Evening To Remember
He's Alive
He's Alive
You are not a man until you have hair growing out of the head of your penis
Something REALLY Stinks In Uberville
Little boys.
Holes.
Cinnabar (1 of 3)
We Need A Little Christmas
Ugly Uber Bitch - sandmantate
Ugliest Bitch on Uber
next week
Red Onion Breath
The Shopping List
The Scapegoat...?
Quo Vadis
Bubba, you can kiss my ass...
How Dare You, McCallum, You Fucking Illiterate Idiot
the truth
Black Man Elected President!
Baby I'm amazed.
mysef and horris
Bart's Bad Day - Part 1
I Need And Want The Mens Point of Views and the ladies. HELP!!
Razor Reviews: Quantum of Solace
How to have sex with an ubersite female
Responce to racist jokes
Request: Most remote/rugged parts of the USA?
Kaos > McCallum
Asstroglide
Mawage, mawage is what bwings us togefwah today...
Multi Camwhores (Cause I'm feeling Reminiscenty)
A Cat Had More Action on My Date than I Did
Excuse, me... raging fire?
I am going to blow up the White House, the NYSE, and the Golden Gate Bridge.
Police Chief Under Fire After Detaining Journalist
I take back everything I ever said about the Bush administration
RIP Trailer Park Boys
Circe, Jeanneee, Shlongy, Bart, Method, jgreening, Inion, sicosemen, JonnyX, Kaelic ... Please read this.
Cocaine Found On 4 Out Of 9 Bills
Wrinkly Old Balls.
I've spent the past half hour...
In a Fellini Flick
I Don't Care
Ghola-esque Help Post Friday
We've really cocked this up
More gay mosaic art
Why, OH! Why, Can't I Avoid the Shit Speck?
Proof I am handy with a needle (cue steroid insult) - *camwhore*
Mortal Reigns (fiction)
No Glove = No Love
Unsung Uber Heroes
...by the Iron Fist
innocent person in jail tonite b/c of me
APWhenever: Watchmen Movie Posters
10 tiny true stories.
Herpes, Broken Bones, and Three Stooges
OS based question.
Cunts Who Fuck Up My Zen 2: Three Open Letters to Various Idiots
Girls In Afghan Acid Attack (Graphic)
Stop! Weathertime, Virginville
I need a stuffed wolf by 10:00 AM tomorrow.
Desperate Mother in Crisis, Son Needs Salvation!
this redhead begged me to fuck and impregnate her
SPT: Flash Harry gets MUGGED!
Snow p:1
[Romance] this redhead begged me to fuck and impregnate her
this redhead begged me to fuck and impregnate her
McCallum, You pissed Me Off, You Asshole
this redhead begged me to fuck and impregnate her
this redhead begged me to fuck and impregnate her
untitled
this redhead begged me to fuck and impregnate her
this redhead begged me to fuck and impregnate her
Chimp 'Adopts' Tiger Cubs
this redhead begged me to fuck and impregnate her
this redhead begged me to fuck and impregnate her
this redhead begged me...whatever...repost
this redhead begged me to fuck and impregnate her
this redhead begged me to fuck and impregnate her
Interesting Outcome!
The Great Struggles Of Our Hero
In support of summary executions.
Never Had a Chance, Part
You'll never need another paper towel.
poor little ingrid (up yours circe).
Life Story in a jpeg part 1
I'll Never be Champion of the World
Now That The Superfiends Are Back...
Well, hello.
actually, to tell you the truth, i wojldn't mind mating with my own kid
the great daily weight of fear and anxiety
moobersite, because the future is future
Setting Things Right, Part 8: Shotgunner's end - escape from the beach - a good samaritan - the fortress
I don't find the show punk'd funny
Peeping Tom Landlord
Everyone looks like someone
Sage =/= Sico
10 Random Things…
World's Longest Legs
Happy Veterans Day
"Why does the ASPCA have a Canadian spokesperson?" and other questions that keep me awake at night
Black Widow
Riddle me this Uber...
Uber Helpline: 2 Questions
Uber Helpline: 2 Quetions
Apparently, I'm a Faggot
Sex, Snobbery & Sadism: Top 10 Bond Girls
Picture of the dog I kick day in and day out
Presidential awkwardness - Caption time!
MacGyver wearing a beanie.
I think I would enjoy escaping from a Turkish prison.
i want to mate with another GINGER
Uberpoll: A simple question requiring a YES or NO answer
I licked my Mommy
I loved my Mommy.
Church of the Unholy Punch Up
Faggots on the March! (long opinion/editorial post)
Evolution/Creation debate rages on! (no content)
What are you paying for gas?
the adventure of little ingrid
Reactions
Life Goes On...
Me, Tommy, and Our Time Travelling Tank
cool art works
The New Superfriends Are Here!
The New Superfriends Are Here!
Its a Bug's Life
Whats the best skateboarding sneakers out there?
Renounce the Superfoolz!
You Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me
The Friend Rule
Pointless.
Vote NavyJester '12
So help me, if that car alarm goes off again I will knock on every door in this complex until I find the culprit.
A generic people talking post
Boston's Strip Club Czar Bill Deyesso hosed!
i just saw ANOTHER black president on TV!!
Double Blow For Mexican Drugs Gang
Method: Help Us Out here
So epically Wrong
Method goes SPEED-DATING!!!
World Exclusive: A first look at where Kaos-King produces his works...
Strange behavior!
Proof Anderson Cooper Doesn't Know Shit About Shit.
Worst Vacation Ever and ever and ever and ever…
Bernie Mac - RIP
Bernie Mac Memorial
Zoo Shows Off Pygmy Hippo
Suspect Arrested In Ninja Attack
Still not happy, are you Apollo?
TToM Productions Presents: Political Tales of the Near Future (Now With Added Satire)
Don't try this at home!!!
Superfriends Comin' Atcha!
This Picture Says It All
Picture post 3,587
Heavy Key Rings
An open letter to Method's people.
Palin in 2012, Baby!
Something went wrong
Attn: Senior Shoppers!
Berlusconi says Obama is 'tanned'
Pulp Fiction Spoof?
Job interview
"Who Watches The Watchmen?"
Long, Deep Screw (NSFWish)
Why did Constantinople get the works?
SPT - SGTHartman CAMWHORE
Races (repost)
Races
requested by sgt.
requested by sgt.
Why it's good to use disinfectant in November.
this mah playgroun
cool spider webs
does anybody really know what time it is?
Men of Mars, Part 1: Just a Miner Threat
If you ask me for change again while I'm eating, I'm going to boot stomp your chest" got me?
Centerfolds Boston Owner William Deyesso
I love the 80's
2 Employees Shot by gunman
Country First (NSFW)
Stop! Weathertime, Addis Ababa
SPT-The Presidents Cabinet (NSFW)
I woke up this morning and composed a brilliant work of fiction but forgot it when I took a shit so I wrote this instead
Hello all, I need help from kind people that is willing to share a few tips with me. I'm in a developmental English course, and I’m required to write a research paper. What I chose to write about is the fact that The public school system is taking the fun
Jesse Jackson's Thoughts on Election Night
SPT- Energy wave of the future?
Apollo - stooping to new lows
Conversation is Dead
SgtHartman/PLANET to please fuck off
Oathmeal Banned From Ubersite: Indian Economy Surges
The Great Struggles of Our Hero
The Great Struggles of Our Hero
Oh No!
Public Service Announcement
My testicular cancer is growing at an unfathomable rate
redskieslookfake to please fuck off
SPT: Elkay94 CAMWHORE
Fat, Fatter, or Fattest?
Curse of the Idiots
Mean Egg Sandwhich
Voting can be fun with Mr. Asshole!
A wartime Fudge Story
RIP Jesse Jackson's Mouth
Artist Or Pervert Or Just a Great Idea?
I have testicular cancer
Pods
tired of politics
A call to arms to live and love and sleep together
It's a Miracle I Ever Got Laid
Cannabis College
An Infuriating discussion to avoid if you're smart, unlike me. (Long winded, aye)
Disaffected Obama Supporters Lash Out
RIP Michael Crichton
Screw Republicans!
Two Score and then some.
RIP Michael Crichton
Barrack Obama Assassinated!
Anything is Possible
person saddest about Obama's victory...
Bloggish: Why Did Sage Get Divorced??
Unfair requests?
What I Look Like (E-Day plus 1)
AP NEWS: Supporters Take Things too Far at Obama Celebration Rally!
It's Going To Be Okay Now...
Goodbye Uber
American Election/Starbucks
Pride
Well we made our Bed...
Obama - McCain Superfry
Now That The Nigger Is Likely To Be President...
I'm happy Obama won but...
297 Electoral votes. We have a new President.
Someone take this shit. This site is as dead as the National Republican party.
A Tribute To 2008's Many Big Losers
All hail President Darko
Video Essay: 'Free At Last, Free At Last'
All Hail President Darkie
this stuff isn't being posted for the people who are rating it. so, fuck you.
you are not alone.
I Voted Today
I voted today
I voted today
Woo hoo! What President Obama means to me
Watch Obama Biden McCain Palin VOTE
Setting Things Right, Part 7: Sergeant Pierce - Hoffman - the Kawi - the beach - a bird! - an angry crowd
I voted today
President Obama Predictions Post
Stupid Fucking Rednecks
real propaganda... vote McCain
Fuck You Public Transport.
Did you vote for the candidate you were told to?
Forensicgirl I need your help
Happy Birthday, darko!
McCain takes NY, Cali, MA in landslide. GOP says no issues with voting machines.
happy happy joy joy
Halloween Costume--Tinkerbell
Blatant Propaganda: VOTE today USA
woolfe has made me leave uber forever
Honk If Yer Horny
Can I have a lift?
Adios! Outta here.
Shit Post Whenever- George Bush Doesn't Care About Me!
Karma's a bitch...
John McCain is James Harrison's Bitch
A quick question about suicide
GPWhenevertheFuckIWant: Cindy McCain is Scary as Fuck
RIP Obama's Grand Mama
religulous
College Student Offers Vote On EBay
Wherefore art thou, Ubersite?
I Have Nothing New To Say
World's Tallest Man Has Become A Father
R.I.P. Grandma Obama
Halloween Costume And A Short Glimpse Inside My Apartment
Riots on 11/5/08?
Halloween Costume
A voting guide for tomorrow's election...
Election Prediction 2008
kids.
Haloween Costume, plus I may be a furry
Europe is Shit
Mosaic Post Monday
Send the message - Refuse to Vote!
Halloween Costume
Who Won The Election?
PC vs Mac - A short animation
Halloween costume
retard kitten needs your help!
Halloween Costume
Halloween Costume
Halloween Costume
Halloween Costume
Halloween Costume
Election Prediction 2008
You bastards got it!
Election Predition: John McCain Wins!
What a Grand Prix!
Election Prediction 2008
Election Prediction 2008
Uber - Predict the Election Contest!
Give Me What I Ask For
How to Piss Off a Lifelong Friend:
It Is Done! So Suck My Balls, Majul!
A bad trip to Space
I, Too, Am Considering A Name Change
Mister Asshole helps MujalCartoons
Cartoon you're not used to, just lower the volume
Nevada Day...is very weird.
Why are libs always so pissy?
The Jack Lantern
Reason 1,357 Sarah Palin is an inbred retard - She doesn't understand the First Amendment
I'm thinking about changing my name. Vote HERE!
GrUeBERfest is OVER!!!
Post 4th Nov - A Civil Discourse
Friday's necessary faux-art boobies (NSFW)
Let's spark a discussion
Happy Halloween Uber (NSFW)
Whatever happened to Romance? (NSFW)
Whatever happened to Boz Scaggs?
Whatever happened to Fay Wray?
books please, i need a book to read
a fishy HALLOWEEN, a tale to make you shiver
Ain't Nobody's Dirty Business
Jack O'Lantern
A trip to the Garbi Disco in Ibiza
Sometimes kid’s want to be hugged more often...
Bye Everybody
Happy Halloween! Spooky goodness inside!
I would really, really, really, really like to have sexual intercourse with you right now.
Teacher Does "Truth Or Dare" Striptease In Front of Students
Go Outside and Take a Picture
Ex-Campaign Volunteer Declared Competent For Trial
Food for thought.
Depressed Pug
Go outside and take a picture
Guess who I am voting for?!
A Message To Elizabeth Dole From A Godless North Carolinian
Finding money to finance the $800B bailout.
Reminder-to-vote-for-GrUrBERfest and I answer questions about a picture of one of my girlfriends' tits! NSFW
Why I Haven't Snapped and Killed You Bastards (A Picture Tour)
Marathon Photos
Marathon Photos
Why I'm Voting For McBain in 2008
Guess What
Students Protest For Education In Italy
I bet you read this even though you know most of my posts are horrible
The largest pimple and biggest little fucker of my life (kinda gross...)
I'm voting for McCain
Santa Cruz Chameleon, clear day, Athens, GA. *camwhore*
Go Outside and Take A Picture...
Rock The Creepy Vote 08'
I, Too, Did a Rob Berg (+Bonus Camwhore) * No Content *
Rock the vote 08'
Porn through the language barrier.
so here's my harem
My New Gf...
Take My Pens Please
sand art from pisscomo beach
Setting Things Right, Part 6: assigned - confrontation with a guard - the motor pool - Watson - a two day pass - requisitioning a motorcycle
Kid
Loathe
the return of FRANK
Gaza Man Works Phones For Obama
Vampire Presidential Candidate Arrested
More things I want that I didn’t used to want so much or care about before but care about now and want them. Here’s a list guys.
What The Fuck?
Glow worms in the dark
Things I used to want that I don’t want so much anymore. Here’s a list guys.
Caption Contest!
Hippie Fail
I fucking hate white people.
Cobblestones require cleaning.
conflict within the self's (what the hell?)
The Shame of Wealth
Headaches and Hard-ons (NSFWish)
Public Service Announcement: Do Not Slap My Ass Or This Will Happen To You
Pedo-perverts, rejoice in your sick lil' hearts!!! (SFW)
Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon
The Greenhouse Effect
Sarah Palin Halloween Prop Causes Controversy
Grueberfest 2008 Round 5 – The Choice
Grueberfest 2008 Round 4 – The Choice
grUeBERfest 08 terminal entry: The Choice
Ice Cream Truck Driver Asking Girls To Expose Breasts
LOLHenry
Happy Halloween!! (more candy corn in a single post than has ever been posted on Ubersite)
How Is A Raven Like A Writing Desk?
So wrong and so right.
Stop! Weathertime, Fukuoka
Congratulations to the Philadelphia Phillies for Winning the World Series
Beautiful British Columbia - Images of me, my life and my province
Beautiful British Columbia - Images of me, my life and my province
Don't Drink The Water
APWhenever - Halloween edition
So... think you're so fucking good hey?
A Ninja Called Samantha
im tired of this stupid election already
This is controlling you.(not humor, long)
Grueberfest Part THE END: The (sp)Ooky Tale of Porno Pete
An American in Ibiza: Part Dos
Detroit "Rock City."
Practice, practice, practice! Maybe one day, you too can be like Shlongy.
GrUeBERfest Final(ly)!
"Not So Highly Classified Information"
"Highly Classified Information"
A bee.
A bee.
Why I’m not voting for McCain OR Obama
This is why bears are amazing (cool video)
Joe McCain Calls 911 About A Traffic Jam
Socialized healthcare
Hallucinations of a Sprained Ankle in America: The True Story
Lyman Ward Military Academy (LWMA) - It's time to get guerilla
STFU About Sarah Palin's $150,000 Clothes Bill
What the Fuck, Over?
Why train for a marathon, just put one foot in front of the other and repeat.
Abortions
A Trip With My Father (Long)
Hey Uniter...
Cop chokes out kid
Grumpy Old Tits
Berty buys some fast food
Shall I kill my wife today? Or shall I take her to the theatre?
You! Yes You! Would You Like To Buy A Sick Camel?
If only it was a Jeep or a K5 Blazer instead of a Jag...
Rare Electro Camwhore found
No original content, just devisive rhetoric
99 Words For Boobs (very funny)
I forgot to rinse the soap off my balls today.
Thanks for saving me a load of money Obama
My brother's as sick and twisted as I am- Fun with real e-mail.
Introduction, new uberian
The most amazing and extravagantly awesome video I have ever seen BAR NONE
A Serious Issue (and a not so serious question involving my ugly mug))
GPWhnevertheFuckIWant: Presidential Pokemon
SPT & Camwhore
Teen Death Interrogation Video Released
What's wrong with THIS picture?
Chinese Democracy
What's wrong with this picture?
Are Oreo consumption preferences and their potential influence on the vote worth a study?
I have to get the Gay off me. (NSFW)
The Club - Grueberfest 08
grUeBERfest 08 R3: Last Call
Handjob Auditions (SFW)
Am I on the Road to Insanity, or am I already There?
I'm Mozart
Drunk Driving In Mississippi [Repost, but whatever]
R.I.P. Rudy Ray Moore
R.I.P. Rudy Ray Moore
What Movie Theme Is This?
[None] Uber Halloween PShop/Paint Competition Entry
Sarah Palin Is A Filthy Filthy Whore
How am I voting this November?
How am I voting this November?
Chimpanzee Riding a Segway
Grueberfest 2008 Round 4 – The Club
Bleeding Hearts & Some Other Shit Too.
Uberstie Halloween Photoshop/Paint Competition - Happy Hour
Uber Halloween PShop/Paint Competition Entry
things that rule
Hazardous kinky
Muslim McCain Supporters Confront Racism at Rally
Setting Things Right, Part 5: a bit about me - the colonel's strategy - our next big contract - the refinery
Uber Halloween PShop/Paint Competition Entry
Uber Halloween PShop/Paint Competition Entry
What do you get when you cut open a dead baby?
Uberstie Halloween Photoshop/Paint Competition
Sexy Naked
Idle Drug Musings and a Pic V
Joe the dipshit
grueberfest 08 - Last call
grueberfest 08 - Last call
Coming of Age. (Long and somewhat wishy-washy... You've been warned)
Things to brag about.. or not you decide...
Ask Restrictions Apply!
Ask Fungah!
Am I Fucked Up: You Decide As I Can't Make Up My Crazy Mind
I got a new piece of jewelry over the weekend.
A Public Service Announcement
Why Captain Janeway is a superior Starfleet Officer than Captain Picard
Feds Bust 'Hot Kielbasa' Cocaine Ring
A Win-Win Situation
Not off to a good start this week....
Notice of Foreclosure
So, I got bored...
Political Correctness? you decide...
Political corretness? you decide...
My dream home is cooler than your dream home
Political corretness? you decide...
Ask Sage!!
Daydreaming
I fucking hate Frank Caliendo
Political Humor
Inside this post: waste of time, free copy of digital picture!
Negro...?
Mayonnaise of the Sahara - Flash Forward, Flashback Part II
I’ve Been Eating Plenty of Pasta Salad Recently
Ramblings Of A Crazy Old Guy
A cracked polystyrene man
Mr. Asshole 2
Is he really back?
GrUeBERfest ate shit and died
I’ve had a tough life:
Something Amazing has just happened!
To Icarus: Thanks for blowing my cover, asshole [Really shitty post]
Method high school camwhore
Adios, alters.
Stop! Weathertime, Amsterdam
Switching to vit D milk made me fat
Secret Lives of my Coworkers- ?????
How not to spend 4 years - brought to you by SPT and the 10 minutes I have left on my lunch hour
Dear MajulCartoons... and ubersite...
The big court date
Dear Gamestation Girl
Letter to these fuckers
Ther Terminator!
Not worth reading
Hey Sarah Palin Song (Canada For Me)
IRONDICK: Cheney Heart Upgrade 2.0
GrUeBERfest and the McCallum Effect ®
Suck it, Manny! Bring it, Sox! GO PHILS WOOO!!!!!!
It was my birthday + camwhore (resized, because holy crap, that other pic was huge)
It was my Birthday + camwhore
A Gut-Wrenching Story of Woe and Despair
Random: Five Question....Day
Epically Funny Pictures
SPT: Capitalism Isn’t Working!
Stop! Captiontime.
SPT- Letter to the British Broadcasting Corporation
ATTN: John McCain...
Hiking Camwhore - Minus The Husky Dogs
Who the Fuck is this Lady Gaga slut anyway?
My campaign promises! (Vote Famine for supreme chancellor in '08!)
If you take a drink every time...
World's Heaviest Man to Get Married
Ivy
Idle Drug Musings & a Pic IV
Car Hits 3 People Waiting at Bus Stop
Fuck Wizards, Gnomes get what they want because they earned it.
Fuck Nerds, Jocks get what they want because they earned it.
Is it a bad thing??.....
Setting Things Right, Part 4: Grumpy collects - escape attempt - disinfecting the house - the colonel's pet
Canuck Elections 2008 (Canadians only...)
Woman Fed Realtor Tainted marijuana Cake
Fried Pig Pussy
Facebook Drunks Start New Group
Grueberfest 2008 Round 3 – The Wrong Man
Big Dog: Freaky
Attention Ubersite - GrowingFamily.com doesn't enjoy your company
Like the Calligula Orgy... only with Peanuts Characters. Not Safe for Anyone.
Whispers - Gruberfest 08
This Has Got To Stop
Proof Shlongy exercises more than just his mouth!
I'm Warning you................................With peace & Love
I'm Warning you with Peace & Love!
I'm Dying
Presidential Toss Off
Raw Video: Van Flips During Police Chase
The Greatest Regret
So, I was fucking my wife tonight when...
WAKE UP, America!
My mid-season in-depth college football analysis, parts I-III
America the Prudish
Stop! Weathertime, Paris
grUeBERfest 08: A Delicate Balance
God I hate work
The true story of Cyborg Hitler (What the Patagonian League doesn't want you to know)
Mosaic Monday
I am a grown ass kid
Angry Pig is Angry
I'm not the King of the Castle (long)
Grueberfest Round 3 - false hope
How To Find That Annoying Little Fucker On The Internet: Part 1
Space Tourist Richard Garriott has died! Graphic picture of his death revealed.
Grueberfest: A Delicate Balance or How James Woods Explained the First Halloween
Majul Cartoons is a faggot
Sophia Loren
Grueberfest Round 3 - Whispers
BANDWAGON-Rule 34
Medieval Stick People War II
writers block
An American in Ibiza: Part Uno
Medieval Stick People War II - The NOOKLEER Age
The Luckiest Prt 2
My adventures in a White Castle bathroom
majuls cartoons personal details... should I post them?
Picture of a Cow #5
Another four years of Stephen Harper's reign of terror? (reposted)
You Moron Yanks Seem To Think Way Too Much Of Your Politicians.
Thoughts about tonight
GrUeBERfest is good for your complexion. It also whitens the teeth and freshens the breath
Norway - Nation of Darkness, Nation of Lies.
I came from the future
The Luckiest
Videostore
I Like Pink
Moleskine #1
Moleskine #1
Sarah Palin Sex Tape Spoof
I believe in HE WHO WALKS BEHIND THE ROWS
The Sadness
Curious and Willing Part 2 (The Quarry)
Hillbilly and half retarded wife are known for strange activities
Random: Five Question Friday
Raw Video: Naked Man Swims In Imperial Waters
rape
Oh Shit, I’m Gay!
Jack McCallum thanks for the memories. I think?
Bigger than Maddox... Oh, and Jesus
Should you kill yourself?
The next Maddox found!
the next Maddox found!
Today is my birthday....
i'm just effing bored so here's my political shtick cuz why not everyone else has one
Bad Hair Day
Damascus?
Vote O'Donnell or I'll Suck Off a Homeless Man!!1!!!one!
My fellow Mericans!
Man Rescues Dog From Jaws Of Shark
Love and Chickens
McCunt (or, John McCain Should be Dead)
Wake Up America
Wake Up America
Chicago you're an Idiot
Derte Sanchez, that's my fifa 09 managers name.
People Like This Need To Be Shot For Being Gross
This is a serious writers forum.
Little Known Facts About Jews
Vote McCain or I'll Eat Your Kids
new xbox 'experience' coming
Yom Kippur
GrUeBERfest WILL SUCK YOUR COCK
GrUeBERfest '08- R2: Weight of a Soul *NSFW*
Porn
(NSFW) You, sir, can take your crucifix back to the lab. We'll have none of your kind around here.
Mom Finds Beheaded Son, Calmly Calls 911
GrUberfest 08: Death Rattle
Joe Biden Bashes McCain
Long Weekend
ObamaNation or Abomination?
Google Provides Way To Stop Drunk E-Mailing
grUeBERfest 08 - Footprints
The future is often creepy
what would tom waits do wwtwd
Celebrity Pederasty?
poo bum shit fuck
My New Desktop Wallpaper
Footprints - Gruberfest 08
Presidential Campain Caption Contest #4
hebetudinous
The Wisdom of a Pizza Guy I
The army is fighting against Arab teens for Arab oil; not my goddamned rights!
Gruberfest Round 2 - The Mist
A Guilty Finale To A Pleasant Series: Song Of The South
Debate Recap...
My First Hockey Pool Pick of the 2008-2009 Season
Blacks are allowed to be racist.
Is Tom Brokaw gonna BITCHSLAP both McCain & Obama???
What is John McCain Hiding from the People?
[None] Grueberfest 2008 Round 2 - A terrible thing to waste
Grueberfest 2008 Round 2 - Seer's Moon
1961 (PSA) Boys beware of the homosexual
Camo High Gravity Lager
Seer’s Moon
Sweep the leg...Johnny
to: deadtost (or DII)
Setting Things Right, Part 3: meet the Robbins family - kids in the attic - a hero - an impromptu cesarean - thin ice
Fat People
Scariest story of all for DC uberers
The Panhandler
who knows what goes on when i'm not at home
GrUberfest: Death Rattle
heey TTOm i have a question
Just a Gigolo….and everywhere I go…
Internet Robots Are Coming To Kill Us. Today.
Stop! Weathertime, Colorado Springs
My latest theory
Skiing in Dubai
Obama Nomination soundtrack (NSFW)
Art Post Whenever
OBAMA will save our economy!!!
Landlord Secretly Videotaped 34 Tenants
Mere Mortals (NSFW)
Caught On Camera: Man Struck By Lightning
Gruberfest Round 2 - The Mist
you AMericans and your presidents...PSSHAW
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Tigerlilly
Deja Vu.... Of sorts
I like to masturbate with my numchucks.
Schadenfreude
NSFW - "if it doesn't exist on the internet, it must be created."
Bus preachers or Why not to make eye contact with strangers
how the world is fucked (a theory)
I thought I told ya
Darth Famine for Supreme Chancellor in 08!
The Grand Poobah
vaginal mositnes is alle very well, vjt\\\ but
United States, calm down - We've always been FUCKED.
EbolaMay For President.
United States, Bend Over - We're About To Get FUCKED
Fuckin women
RlP OJ'S LUCK
Election 2008: Because An Informed Voter Is A Good Voter
The BABES of PETA
The question of intention, or reflections on the past eight years... and an amusing picture
GrUeBERfest is CANCELED
Ten Otter Facts
Rise Up & Ruin
Mentula
Why Palin Was Winking So Much
Afghanistan: In Good Hands
Uber - Guber?! Sooo much white trash?! Cancel my account
What is Michael Jacksons best song?
An End
Perniums, Puss, and Magic the Gathering Sex Guilds
A Bulldog Called "Bluto"
vaginal moisture survey: ladies, when where why and how often does your cunt get wet?
Palin won the debate
Internet Nuts... online meetings from around the globe
Toast.
Stop! Weathertime, Cairo
A Bulldog called 'Bones'
i'm in a bit of a moral quandry - should i fuck my dog?
The BOSH Man! RAGES IN RAGE CITY!!
Keep Bleeding, Love
Presidential Politics
Another Good Night
Wealth
Just an option
Should the Feds bailout the rich or this poor family?
Tonight's the night!
Happy Birthday Bart
Is Joe Biden going to kill a White Woman tonight?
Post History Change
Post History Change For User tatersninja
Post History Change For User tatersninja
Post History Change For User tatersninja
Post History Change For User: SkullBiter
Post History Change For User: tatersninja
i don't rock
HELP me, please?!
Damn It, Uber, This November, Make Your Vote Count!
Uber Guitar Warz - Thoughts?
History According to Joe Biden
Halloween: 10 Things that Haunt Me
SPT: what am I going to do with all these letters?
New Stage Plays for my Live Porn Theatre
It's Thursday....Let's Play A Movie Game.
Curious and Willing
Reading the Tabloids (so you don’t have to)
Papa Stan
Mayonnaise of the Sahara - Flash Forward, Flashback Part I
The End Of A Short Lived Era
Beer Battles
The Fountain of Youth
SPT: Dick sponge pudding (Warning: No content)
Getting To Know Joe Biden
Can the Feds bail this poor family? You judge...
The Uber Express - Wednesday, 1st October 2008
Ten factual accounts of varying length submitted in an untimely manner
Setting Things Right, Part 2: I depart with the convoy - a burned down house - waiting for Mr. Robbins - reflections on surviving the pandemic
who ever keeps taking down my posts plz stop
Dentristy
cool website for tech stuff and yes even clothing
cool website
Picture of a Cow #4
What's in Your Head?
Consumable Goods
What Famous Philosophers Would Look Like As Bears, in Roughly Chronological Order
What Famous Philosophers Would Look Like As Bears, in Roughly Chronological Order
A Dead French Philosopher With His Face Attached to a Bear Walks into Kaos King's Cave
Mirror,Mirror On the Wall
yeesh
Don't Cry For Me, Alaska: The Sarah Palin Story
Sex Offender Gets what he Deserves
This Place is Teaming with Homos!
A Big Boob & Some Bush
Secret Lives of my Coworkers-4
TV Advice
Burn Advice
Come play Moon Pennies + unrelated camwhore
Fuck the Fed Bailout
R.I.P. - Paul Newman
Too Crazy for Amsterdam
Tiny true stories
GreUberFest bonus Minimovie : The Real Jack
Drive
Look Here Junior...
Spider on Drugs
The Wrench In The Machine (RE: Jack, McCallum, Concerning Method)
Untitled
Some People Have No Sense of Humor
Sarah Palin = Disgust
G-Fest '08 --- OR --- Ten Tiny True Tales of Terror
Why I Didn't Write Anything For Grueberfest
The GrUeBERfest Winner Is...
RIP: 700 Billion Dollar Bailout
You sad, stupid fucks…
New York Mets to relocate in Central America; change team name to Wets
Skullcandy
A Creepy Place: The Tunnel
10 Things You Might Not Have Known About Me
tiny truths 2 - 5
Stop! Weathertime, Lake Titicaca
10 tiny embarrassing confessions
When you read it... you'll shit bricks
im gonna attempt 10 stories
grueberfest round one - the blizzard
Gruberfest Round 1 - Brick by Brick
A humanistic approach to life..I guess..
10 Truths
Grueberfest '08: The Nest
GrUeBERfest '08-R 1: Like Unto Stone
Kiss The Skyline.
Breaking: Reef make better sandals than Chaco, Teva (half-leg camwhore w/thugged out beanie baby)
10 Tiny True Stories About Cats
Fireflies in a Jar
10 true memories--childhood years
Uber: A 'Best Of' List
GrUeBERfest '08- R1: Made to be Broken
MS Paint: Stick it....and some....
Thankyou UBER! esp experimas
Love?
Have you seen Palin in a Swimsuit?
ten tiny true stories
RIP Paul Newman
Dammit
Dammit
Grueberfest Round 1 - Heartstarter
PETA is fucking retarded
Ten Tiny True Stories about Poop
RlP COOL
RE: Daniel Jackings
GI Joe movie photos.
R.I.P. Mr Newman
10 more true stories
Atheists as a Majority
9 tiny truths and one ridiculous lie
last ride
10 Tiny Truths
10 Tales of a Tiny & True Nature
An Analytical Dissertation On The Fall Of H. Dumpty
Ten and a Half True Stories/Truths
GreUberfest Round 1: Burning Eyes
Ten Tiny True Stories About My Genitals
who won the presidential debate
Ten tiny true stories about pyjamas
Ten true stories by ME
Ten Tiny Truthy Stories
Ten Tiny True Stories.
Ten true stories
Gfest Round 1 "Duel"
ten more tiny true stories (PLUS another camwhore)
’08 Grueberfest Round One: The Blizzard
Forgive Me..
Five (Not So) Tiny True Stories
Stay Gold
GrUeBERfest '08 - Needles
GrUeBERfest 2008 Round 1 - The Nest
Gruberfest: Floorboards
I was standing in line at Subway
10 Tiny True Stories (+ Literary Criticism)
Ten Tiny True Stories
REPOST FOR REALS!! 12 true stories, some tiny, some not
REPOST 12 true stories, some tiny, some not.
The Protea and the Thistle (facts bandwagon post)
12 True stories. Some tiny, some not.
GrUeBERfest - Under Glass
Great! Now I have to Hang Around a Bunch of Broads!
Fuckin' Skanks (Warning: bloggish and banal content inside)
Stop! Weathertime, Cordova
Mr. Harper, You're Doing A Bang Up Job (An Open Letter To A Canadian PM)
Ten True Stories
the salad woman is in a state
Dr Kablammo part 2
10 very tiny true stories
Ten Totally True Stories
one true story
One Tiny True Story
Grueberfest Round 1: The Unspoken
Grueberfest 1: Floorboards
How do you strangle someone with a wireless mouse?
Brazilian Woman Claims To Be McCain's Old Flame
Picture of a Cow #3
true stories...or I have a terrible memory so these are the most boring things I could think of :D
Ten Tiny True Stories
My 10 Tiny True Stories
However many true stories i can think of
9 Tiny Tales.
Tiny Truths
Grueberfest Round 1 - Gargoyle
Gaga For Dogface, Part 3 (Conclusion)
Eleven Tiny True Stories
Ten Tiny True Stories
We'll live where the word meets the world.
Grueberfest Round 1: Who Killed the Chokomut Loving Zombie and Why?
12 tiny true stories
Stop! Weathertime, Las Vegas
10 tiny true stories
Grueberfest Round 1- Pearls Of Wisdom
Some shit I learned in Iraq
Us...again?
APW - A Few More Mosaics
ATTN: Photoshop Pro's
ATTN: Photoshop Pro's
Vignette #3
Man Arrested For 1,000th Time
Ten Tiny True Stories
The Wall
APW: Jim Denevan
Vignette #2
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Stop! Weathertime, Nuuk (Godthab)
Hooker Interview
I saw a dead bird yesterday
The Cruelty of Hope
Get it together Wiggum
Notes from a Greek Island
Grueberfest Round 1 - The Gargoyle
what I did this weekend
3.14159 girls and 2.71828 cups
GrUeBERfest '08 - Round One Matchups
First day of First Grade. (P1?)
Clay Aiken is Fucking Gay?
the single greatest issue facing america
10 killed(shooter made videos)
Vignette
Nudist are weird people!
Jokes
Capitalism
Ten Tiny True Stories
God used when talking about WAR
Secret lives of my co-workers, not monkeying around
10 Commandments
Method, TigerLily, EmissonImpossible & Ghola
Aftermath of a Female Roommate + Ginger Cat Camwhore!
Pain Lets You Know You're Alive
New logos for failed banks.
End of the Line -- OR -- Bastards in Suits (not really an entertaining piece)
Uber Cribs - the Jack McCallum Edition!
I Want...
Stop! Weathertime, Tampa Bay
Fuck Some Stuff
The Secret Lives of My Coworkers-3
Don't Call it a Comeback: I've been here for years ...or... Plato: Reality vs. Mental Stability
A Century of Boobs (NSFW)
Threesomes: they're not that great
LPT: The Best Stick Fights Ever
LPT (Link Post Tuesday) The Best Job Ever!
Are Penis Monsters Ok Forensic? (NSFW)
Hi-Lo Part I
Are backward hats ok, forensic?
John McCain to old to be president
An Open Letter to Metallica
Pakistan Truck Bomb Video
Things that annoy me but probably shouldn't since they don't matter anyway.
Australia sees 50% increase in Ghey Aids. Crikey!
GF08 24H FlashExpo - War Of The Unseen
Five semi-interesting things I bet ya didn't know
Uber, I have a question.
If your girlfriend tells you she wants it in the butt, don't say "You're not just saying that because you're drunk, right?"
Crazy Sour Skittles
After the Pandemic: Setting Things Right
G-fest Flash Expo: "Ballad For an Amputee"
method am i too late?
GrUeBERfest Information Post
GF'08 24H FlashExpo: "Cheap New Bones"
GF08 24H FlashExpo - "Catching Judas"
Splitting
poetic justice
attn: science boffins: rising sea level solution
GF08 24H FlashExpo - "A Face Like Violence"
Casual conversation under the oaks
Mallrats in Heaven and Hell
GF08 24H FlashExpo - "War Of The Unseen"
G-Fest '08: Flash Fiction "The Past Should Stay Dead" or "An Itching Black Spot" [THRILLER]
G-Fest '08: 24 HOUR Flash Fiction Expo!!! (write now!)
Hate - in Iambic Pentameter
Today is Alzheimer's Day
Yodat is Word Hemispheres DAy
Todsy is World Alzheimer Dy
Today is Wprld Alzheimer's Day
Today is World Alzheimer's Day
Be careful when...
Be careful when,
Racist Joke
Who...WHO I ASK YOU...who was the baddest motherfucker that ever lived?
Gaga For Dogface, Part 2
Plane carrying Travis Barker, DJ AM Crashes
Not my Inspiration...
10 Things I've Learned By 31
Crying For Crazy Turtles
Hi - HotDogma
Blacks against obama
Rappers are pussies...
A Reporter You Can Trust!
GrueberFest '08 FLASHEXPO: "Dancing With Thanatos"
In the grand and glorious tradition of my posts, I present to you a few dozen words about sports and a random photo
my opinion of several uberers based on nothing but their picture
Bitch gonna get smacked…
Friday for Hand Painting!
Nice guys finish last
10 Tiny True Stories
Beggar
Stop! Weathertime, Bristol, UK
6 Things I don’t get and would like explained to me PLUS Bonus Camwhore
Dear Uber, it's been nice but jesus it got all fucked up there, 'eh?
GrueberFest '08 FLASHEXPO: "Dancing With Thalidomide"
GrueberFest '08 FLASHEXPO: "Dancing With Thanatos"
GrueberFest '08 FLASHEXPO: "Dancing With Thanatos"
An open letter to Cadbury
Running Away to Join the Arabs (A Call for Help)
SPT- I'm really glad your parents didn't abort you!
SPT – Creep is fucking drunk. (oh yeah, nsfw probably)
SPT – Creep is fucking drunk.
spt rock band 2
My plane leaves in a couple of hours.
Do you pick up your dogs poop?
Howland Island
SPT: PVR moe-vies
SPT: Obama Speaks to the People
Best.......
just a couple requirements relating to work today
Advice?
Stop! Weathertime, Bratislava
Secret Lives of My Coworkers -2
Empty quotes and the resurgence of the superbank.
1st post. am i a writer uber? will i be the anti bart? i want to be the most viewed!
SPT: worthless ramblings
Lonely Archmage Seeks Buxom Amazonian Huntress For Tables Tennis Dates
SPT Smorgasbored
Im gonna blow ya fucking tail off mo fo
Presidential Campain Caption Contest #3
What happened to Jaypig?
No Shenanies
This One's for Phallic.
This One's for D'ohnuts
If a bovine eats 3.14 bales of hay...
If a bovine eats 3.14 bales of hay...
I'm Druckin' Funk
I know why chicks don't like me
If a cow bovine eats 3.14 bales of hay...
McCain's Mansions: The Houses That Greed Built
I know why dudes don't like me.
Great Britain? Nah.
The Bad Hair Days of Dbaggins-Introduction
I know why dudes don't like me.
I know why chicks dont like me...
Banned
Obama's Plan For The Economy
Banned
How long will it take to get banned?
Fuck off
The Zealotry of Conservative Patriotism
Announcing GRUEBERFEST 2008!
Fuck off
I know why chicks don't like me
ATTN Houstonites
Car Quiz
ATTN Houstinites
I Don’t Have Goals, Only Moments When I Forget To Be Hopeless
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Isn't /b/ nice?
I know why chicks don't like me
Yesterday
The Secret Lives of My Coworkers-1
I know why chicks don't like me
An anecdote. Plain and simple.
Ten things I learned in Iraq
Tardstrength for Obama!
The second time I tried to run away (Part 2 of 3)
11 Stupid things I probably shouldn’t like and admit to people… the list
Caption Contest - Hillary Clinton
STABKILL what a faggot.
and then, something funny happened
I have reached out to you
Bobo For President 2008
The Guilty Pleasures of- NOOO! I Can't Do It This Time! It's Too Good! Pitch Black & The Chronicles of Riddick
The Sarah Boner Chronicles
Raw Video: Grenade attack
Sage and Mirrors (CAMWHORE)
An anecdote. Plain and simple.
Jessica Simpsons having Romos baby
Special delivery for Jeanneee
Proof
The good things about the banks going ‘KABOOM!’
You know what time it is?
I have a piece of lint or something in my eye and I can't get it out.
I finally watched Caligula....
I'm not much of a 'people person'.
Retard Posts 2
Barack Obama Photographed On 9/11/01
Pimp my ride, dawg
Dog Dials 911 & saves owner
The REvolution is now
R.I.P Rick Wright
Hi. Ubersite is a serious writers' forum. We ask that you not submit your message with a WHOLE LOT OF YELLING in the subject line. Thank you.
Lappy Two is up and running,
dan tangel Fatally Raped by Elephant
Absolutes – Technophobes
Prisoners Riot In Tijuana
"G" for GTFO
Alaska Rallies AGAINST Sarah Palin
R.I.P. Rick Wright
R.I.P. Rick Wright
Absolutes - Beer Ads
Update on Apollo88: I'm sorry to report he is dead.
Absolutes - Shittard Driving
Absolutes
Absolutes - Another EPIC OathMeal Contest!!
[None] I worked out to a Panic! At The Disco song today, then later actually "lol'd" (kind of unrelated)
I worked out to a Panic! At The Disco song today, then later actually "lol'd" (unrelated)
I Caught 78 Mice (and Counting) in One Single Trap Since April
The Ape Team
Cuntmadness
Redneck drive by
turns out they weren't Sancerre Socialists
Confessions of Mr. J [long, boring fiction]
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do When I’ve Secretly Hated You For Months
The Zealotry of Conservative Patriotism
Global Warming and why it is a good thing for certain Australians with tarnished reputations and evidently few morals. Or, more pointedly a particular Australian female who, I believe made a home movie of her having an orgy with kangaroos, but dodges my q
RIP - David Foster Wallace
Japanese Denny's
pukemadness-nsfw
CuteMadness 08'
Worlds Worst Joke
acurate sadness
Acute Madness
Cutemadness
Acute Madness
Cutemadness 08 Liberal Edition
Cutemadness Ver. 1.5
CuteMadness 08 (NSFWish)
Cutemadness 08 (because I cant come u with ideas of my own)
Cutemadness 08
CuteMadness '08!
CuteMadness '08
Cutemadness08
CutMadness 08
Cutemadness 08
CuteMadness 08
whats a cutemadness?
CuteMadness '08: Pookums
cutemadness08 part 2
Cutemadness 08
cut madnessEMO is so COOL!
Cutemadness: The Brain Trust
Cute Madness 84
Palin Makes First Interview Appearance
CUT MADNESS! Death of the Moth
cute madness 08
What I Did This Summer
who needs horse power, Balloon power is better!
Cutemadness '08
Madcuteness08
CuteMadness08
Stop! Weathertime, Kathmandu
cutemadness 08
In God-botherers we trust
Cutemadness 08
Cutemadness 08
Cutemadness 08
Cutemadness 08: Various Creatures
Cutemadness 08
Cutemadness/more MSPaint kickassery
cutemadness: my dog Boogie
The 'big black momma' edge in reporting
Cutemadness 08 (I WIN)
Cutemadness (I win)
I've Got Gas...
Love Can Build A Bridge
Dear Non-Americans,
CuteMadness - 08
CuteMadness - 08
Senate Democrats In Ads
19 Reasons To Fucking HATE Australia.
19 Reasons To Fucking HATE Australia.
Become my New Sibling-in-Law. Limited Time Offer. All Susie_Derkins Must Go.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Kanye West arrested @ LAX
IsmIs
RIP apollo88
Art for
MaCCaIn
Ubu Roi
Obama
PAlIN
Letter From The Inside
What's wrong with you, Uber?
Raw Video:Footage of McCain as a POW
spt: no real content.
"Evil Genius" my ass -or- Eat a fat dick, Spurrier
Bluebird
Never Remember - 7 year on
Vote Obama in 08: Homies
I hate my ex-employer
I Do Not Want to Be a Rapper, I Want to Be a Rappist
Jeremy the Champion of Contraception
Never Forget - 7 Years Later
Military Titles and Courtly Letters of Snuff
Robots With Bad Grammar
A Vampire With Really Bad Teeth
Natural Selection in The English Lexicon / Harry Hamlin
Dating Service for Ghosts
These are a Few (Two) of My Favorite Things
Constable's Drinking Boy
Happy 9/11!!!
Should have stayed home and masturbated.......
Should have stayed home and masturbated.......
Times I Should have Been Beaten Up Part 1.
SPT camwhore!!!
Heal the world (NSFW)
I hate Ubersite.
SPT: The Terrible Office Supply Conflict Of 2008
"Where's the rest of him, Daddy?"
Hey Skrapmetal.......
Hatemadness iambetteratit
Robotic Bartender Serves Up Beer
Character assasination
Raw Video: Vicious Hammer Attack On Subway
Kwestion.
Last day to hate? Fuck that I can hate whenever and whoever I wants.
I pooped at work
safe and sound
Drug induced musings and a pic III
The Ballerina and the Pig
The World Is Going To End?
Stop! Weathertime, Tegucigalpa
Update on "Guess what happened to me..."
Fear and loathing legally
Class... don't make me flicker the lights to quiet you down
Another four years of Stephen Harper's reign of terror?
Just in case the world ends today, at 0830 GMT, I would like to say...
Dump The Bitch - The Full List
Jack you Cat herding freak. FUCK OFF! All Palin supporters as well!! Repost#2 Fuck you Jack!
Jack you Cat herding freak. FUCK OFF! All Palin supporters as well!!
My Forest Gump Life
talking to the politically active and uninformed
Treehouse looks better than my apt
HATEMADNESS: Jack_McCallum
is this shlongy????
UFC Champ Evan Tanner dead
Yet MORE Things I Have Done Which I Should Have Been Sacked For
Bisexuals really piss me off.
Doctor Kablammo Saves The Earth From Certain Doom After Having His Science Interrupted By A Strange Knock At The Door
Grimm's Guide to Dating
I think this guy is the second coming...
Ubersite Darling Jack McCallum Advances to 10th Most Viewed Author
Obama is an idiot
When to Break-up
The Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac Love Triangle
Itch
I + c + U + p Take 2
I + c + U + p?
A Pirate looks at 40, well actually 39.
Guess what happened to me....
X-Men Dream...Movie. Repost! Sorry guys! #2 this is the one
X-Men Dream...Movie. Repost! Sorry guys!
POLITICS - My outraged sense of justice
X-Men Dream...Movie.
Anxiety
The Story of How I Went About Discovering My Name Name By Me, CATAL
Hatemadness: BillJenkins
Grey John
Ubu
Grant
jjjjj
Entray
Ern Tray
Let's Smoke a Bowl
Let's Smoke a Bowl
Let's Smoke a Bowl
Ashan
Hail Bob!
Merde
Uba Roi
Hi. Ubersite is a serious writers' forum
Ashtrays
I had a dream about Sarah Palin. (NSFW-ish)
Mallrats On Parade!
Learn something - Environmental Impact of Climate Change on Ecuador
LOL @ Keith Obamamann
POLITICS - My outraged sense of justice
Stop. No. Seriously. Stop.
HATEMADNESS: OathMeal
Shopping at the Bradford Exchange
Shopping at the Bradford Exchange
Superfluous Third Nipple
HATEMADNESS: x54
I Make No Apologies! The Guilty Pleasure Of Bad Movies 7: Highlander 2
International Bulemia
The First Date.
Shameless Self-Promotion for New Book
Hatemadness MMVIII: I HATE JTRUJILLO34!
Choice of the professional
here Have All The Good Ones Gone?
Everyone Has to Eat
God Damn Fascist Fucks
The Nature of Recovery
An Open Letter To Fantasy Football League players
An Open Letter To Fantasy Football Players:
Go Bears WOO!!
LPM (Link Post Madness) Treasures From Youtube- Master Chief VS Samus (Repost)
LPM (Link Post Madness) Treasures From Youtube- Master Chief VS Samus
Dating a Famous Doctor
Drug induced musings II
Hatemadness: Brdn_Nkd (or) Awfully Lambastic Lore Leveled In Extreme Sincerity
Shlongys name
The day I let the paper lady shit at my house....
Spam From My Inbox, Part 1
Michael Jackson Caption-O-Rama Belated Birthday Post Card
The Brilliant Adventures of Porno Pete
this is only a test
Random Generic Post With No Content And Nothing Relevant To Say
LPS (Link Post Saturday) My first six months in Korea
Election News Flash.
Monkey Head Transplant Video
There Is No Point to This Post...
Is it can be book banning tiem nao pl0x?
Balls found inside 'rattling' dog
Sarah Palin Barack Obama Bristol Palin George Bush, Clinton, Al Gore, Vice President Chaney John Mccain All Naked
Sarah Palin Barack Obama Bristol Palin George Bush, Clinton, Al Gore, Vice President Chaney John Mccain All Naked
5 miles over 60(.20 more cents)
PSA: No glove, no love.
Equality of the Sexes? Not on Obama’s Watch.
Sarah Palin NSFW
Sarah Palin
New frakking song
I Have The Answer to This Whole Election Thing . . .
Haikus - Contest
John McCain Was A POW
Hatemadness: apollo88
Love your kids? Prove it by beating them?
TToM TV: Pilot Episode
Gaga For Dogface, Part 1
Sick days wasted actually being sick?!
You ALMOST lived your whole life without seeing this video
Thinking of praying.. What religion is right? you tell me!
Oddest Book Titles
seen on Uber on google chrome?
hatemadness JoeAverage
Testing If Flash Videos Work
Drug induced musings and a funny picture
One Final Word About The Dorkopotomus + New, Long Overdue Camwhore
Palin for VP 08
Life just doesn't get better than this...
HateMadness: kaos-king, the fucking fucker
On the Campaign Trail
BREAKING NEWS!!! Sarah Palin is a psychotic cunt!
Footage Of Sarah Palin Making Racial Slurs Leaked
The Boys From Entourage Are Back!
The Wisdom of Dogs (no, I didn't write this)
The Babes of Code Pink!
HEY MA! GlT OFF THE DANG ROOF
Rage Against the Machine At The RNC
HateMadness: Lungfish? WTF!!!
Usually, I Practice Proctology...
Blasted Germans...
For those that loved Legend of Zelda
SPT - Five Questions for Karma
Hatemadness: Apollo88
Hatemadness: Hopeless Soul and Baggy Lips (NSFW)
Hatemadness: Hopless Soul and Baggy Lips (NSFW)
Berty posts a Hatemadness entry: Now in 'Republican Smear Campaign' style
Psychology of a haircut- renovation
Fine Fuck it.. Palin Speech highlights
Sometimes yer the window...
Sometimes yer the window...
I think we can narrow our search for Eric Rice...
Sarah Palin's speech commentary...
You're a racist, Dr Virgin!
Notimportant
Netimportant
Rage Against The Machine - Guerrilla Radio
Thursday
So, they don't like Ubersite...
Dear Majul Cartoons,
Vehicle Troubles
After The Pandemic – Young Smith: Matriarchy (1)
Palin In Church: Iraq War is "God's Plan"
Sexy. Obama vs McCain '08
Something to Pay More Attention To....
How to write a Lame List Post®: Information you fuckers need
How to write a hate post: Information you fuckers need
personality-less people
Hatemadness MMVIII: Sacrilicious got her cherry popped at Six Flags...
Today was the day of my Epic Fail
APW - 3 More
Oh, Christ--I'm Typing This on a Dvorak Keyboard
What about 'I can destroy you' do you not understand?
A Simple Tune
R.I.P. Don Lafontaine
RIP - Cledus "Snowman" Snow aka Jerry Reed
HATEMADNESS: ROUND 1....Get Your Hate On!
HATEMADNESS: ROUND 1....Get Your Hate On!
Welcome to Belfast
The Dorkopotomus Hunter
my apologies to bathtub designers and manufactures
Lockslys joke of the gay 1
Morons
Morons
Cathedrals of Industry.
functional bathtub design: is it such a mystery?
The War on Terror: The Unseen Stories.
VP Sarah Palin: Sexy Pics
Uberrsite Sikkenz Mee!!!
"Crue Fest" sickens me.
Ubersite Sickens Me
Michelle and Barack at Home
I Left a Box of Crayons Under a Volcano In Mexico
Picture of Sarah Palin getting the call from John McCain
R.I.P. Don LaFontaine
RIP Don LaFontaine
Important Lesson I Missed As A Child
Oaty bites
Help Me Figure This Out..
Shlongy <insert verb>'s the <insert noun>
The Beast of Balbirnie
Stop! Weathertime, Stockholm
Retard Posts Submitted by You
Todd Palin is the Zodiac Killer
Escape from Mos Eisley
Judas Priest Earns Top Billing in Metal Masters Tour Finale
Quinn, The Sea Cow, and 14534 South Mockingbird
For frankthebear: Important Lessons I Learned As A Child
A Severed Head
At last the skies are blue.
Linguistic Musings
Lend Me Some Sugar, *I AM YOUR NEIGHBOUR*
7 Dirty Things You Can’t Say on a Forum
Anyone interested in music 5?
Important Lessons I Learned As A Child
Houston has too many fat women.
Return of 11 year old girl dance webcam
Americas New Direction...
11 year old girl dance webcam
The Aristocrats - A Wholesome Joke You Can Tell Your Family
I must find pictures of The Pork Chop Express
Post History Change For User: 17859
"Post History Change For User: 32562"
Spit or Swallow
Ben Franklin was a mass Killer
Why Not?
Picture of a Cow #2
Jewel Topless at the Beach
Soon America will have 49 States.
Dead References
Dating a lawyer
Cotton, Cheese, Guitars
BANDAIDS: an important public announcement!
Life is Tough
I'm So Drunk, You're Mum's Good Looking
American Idol Dingbat Paula Abdul Nude
Ten Women Who Would Have Made Better Veep Picks for McCain
Fucking My Bitches (It's That Time of Year) NSFW
Ex-Miss Russia now Pornstar
What do I do? (We have six hours to decide)
ATTN: Ubersite. I'm scared..... :(
Hey Kid, I'm your Computer.
1st VILF!
lol-ubererz
Ten Solid Reasons To Vote For John McCain
Happy Birthday John McCain
Bourke's Box
Vintage Spanking Pictures (NSFW)
Hip Hop Harry
Time is the fire in which we all burn
Journey into No Escape
Quick! Play Dead!
Quick! Play Dead!
Steve Jobs Obituary As Published In Error By Bloomberg
For Sully: Alicia Sacramone (NSFW)
75 Ubersite Posts I Hope to Read Before I Die
Raw Video: Worlds Biggest Tomato Fight
Wow, Method. You're fucking hardcore.
Critiquing A Hate Post: An Uber First
My final final final farewell post
My final farewell post.
SPT (Shit Protest Thursday)
America’s Next President: Predictions Post
Emotion
If I stayed here with you girl, things just couldn't be the same
ATTN: metalbeast7
I have some Combos® snacks up my ass
I'm back Uber..........
My Friend Malcolm
few things to look at
few things to look at
Something for something. It's always that way, isn't it?
Dave Konig
SPT: Phone Call Home From the PI
Good Night, Summer Songs
[Road] Rage Wednesday - You're Not Invited: Harley Davidson's 105th Anniversary
Beast Wars - A State of Mind
Retarded Driveway Antics
Stop! Weathertime, Budapest
surati qogani
surati qogani.
Uberpoll! Which is better<>?!<>
What's your favorite place?
test
the world is full of ambiguities and uncertainties, but one thng is for sure: you should stick that oversized pepper shaker up your arse
Welcome to Belfast! (Part 1)
RIP - Dr. Dre's Son
I've Got Your Fucking Magic Right Here, or what we might like to call What Pretty Things I Bring You Part the Second (NSFW)
magical?
pretty.
This picture is magical
This picture is magical
The day of the flying whites.
Perkman you grew up? What the fuck???
The Day of the Flying Negroes
I have an awesome rack.
Tact. Apparently I have none.
Police Pull Naked Man From Chimney
This picture is magical.
Barack Hussein Obama 2008
NO, this picture is magical
This picture is magical
Waiting
Olivia Munn's Cleavage is Attractive, and Some Other Stuff
3.1459 girls and 2.1782 cups
San Francisco Banking
There Is No Pleasure In Watching This Movie: The Fantastic Four (Unreleased)
Stereotypes?
Stop! Weathertime, Reykjavik
Parents, your little bundle of joy is not a miracle
Violence is my last option.
HATEMADNESS: Final Roster and Last Chance Sign Ups - FOR REAL
HATEMADNESS: Final Roster and Last Chance Sign Ups - FOR REAL
Denver Community says NO TO FOX NEWS
What Would YOU Do?
My first attempt at serious writing in eight months
Spa People Are Full Of Shiatsu
California Banking
Obama knew in 3rd grade
Stereotypes?
For The_Drake
I love 'The Daily Show'
HATEMADNESS: Round 1 Matchups
'Air Cannon Water Blast Body Shot', or what happens when you start drinking at three on a Sunday afternoon.
An Actual Post. ( A Question)
Bank Holiday Mornings - or 'Ladybird Book's' My First Post
Dating a goth chick
Book Report? BOO!!!
A Son's Comfort
LOL @ England
Exploding dolphins (Uber-Lytton thing)
I've been off shooting things
Last Words When your Fired.
I love poop - Reloaded
I love poop.
I love poop.
Twelve 80's Metal Songs I've Rocked A Billy Idol Face To
Shopping
Hi, I'm new here
UberWhore Directory 2008
You Could Take Over a CVS with Like Seven Tough-Looking Black Guys
Hilary Duffn has a nice Muff
Uber-Lytton: TToM's Latest Novel
Single, Stupid, and Sad
For your viewing pleasure
Uber-Lytton
Uberdirectory 2008
Babylon Screams
Uber-Lytton
Uber-lytton Guitar Hero
Uber-lytton Guitar Hero
The Definitive Guide to Courting an Escort
Uber-lytton
Uber-Lytton: The Trials of Crickleborne Manor
Uber-Lytton: Scratch!
purgatory
The Uber-Lytton
The Uber-Lytton Fiction
Uber-Lytton Fiction: Sorry, last attempt was 'uninspired' apparently
Uber-Lytton Fiction: The Message
Uber-Lytton Fiction: Cry Uncle
The Jews For Jesus Wardrobe Malfunction: Uber-Lytton Fiction Contest
Uber-Lyton - little boner BIG BONER pt 2
Uber-Lytton Fiction: Manroot Risen (excerpt)
I have few friends
God hates the planetarium
Stop! Weathertime, Myanmar
Pished (Uber-Lytton Fiction Contest)
FuckTaint (U)ber-Lytton Fiction Contest
Uber-Lytton Fiction Contest
PREDETERMINED oLYMPIC ROUNDUP!!
predetermined olympic roundup
The Boils on the Ass make it uncomfortable to sit. (Uber-Lytton)
The Uber-Lytton Fiction Contest
Creating a Person from my Love for not Pulling Out
The Guilty Pleasure of Bad Movies 5: Batman (1966)
101 positions by the girls of FHM
A Serious Question
Stop! Weathertime, Philadelphia
Smarty Pants
What do you think of...
what just is Uber site
Ruinous Reverie
SPT: Join the Migration...
Hatemadness
(SPT) Heil UCSBguy--UBERNAZI--Sieg Heil! Seig Heil! (Or; Am I a Gullible N00b, or What?) + Bonus Picture of My Pussy
RIP - Stephanie Tubbs Jones
RIP Stephanie Tubbs Jones
The Guilty Pleasure of Bad Movies 4: Captain America
more evidence of chinas underage gymnast
Dear Aussies: Update
RIP Stephanie Tubbs Jones
Male vs Female
Hay Banjo
Concentration
Ever see the Spongebob movie?
You ever see the Spongebob Movie?
The Void
The Game
God save "America"
Youthful Stupidity
Uberboard hate-whats up with that?
For all you time-wasters
I'm crazy according to societie's public standards....Oh well!
General Tso and his chickens!
Alternative History
Spam's Uber Tour - Orphelia
Family Guy's Jillian is REAL!
My old "friends" and new ones
Calling Denver residents....
The Victoryans (continu'd)
Hahahaha Boom! Vote how you want to go out.
Mayan Calendars, Polar Shifts .... 2012 - WTF??
A Harrowing Tale (this title doesn't really pertain to the story, but I couldn't think of anything funny to put hear. I need a good pun or something.)
Part 2 of 512: Japanese Influenced, Anti-Semitic Zoo Handler Fiction
Yellow Jackets for Dummies
I never got the communique bearing the proper way to say "Show Me Your Hole" - so Shlongy remains unmentioned in my routine. - (video camwhore)
eh...
eh...
unSurreal (pt. 2)
Versus
Everybody Looks Like Somebody Famous: BrianTruthSpeaker
My totally kickass combination of events Friday night and Saturday morning WARNING: LONG AND BORING
All Around Animal
My horrible combination of events saturday night
Listen up, Narcs: I am Not an Angry Person.
For the Love of Uber - Please Come Back!
The Unusual Things That Make Me Think of Über Users #3 - Shlongy
Stream of thought...
oh hey, im just watching some TV.
Strippers Are a Damaged Breed of Women
CRAZY TRIP Fexofenadine Perscription Allergy pills, daily, 180mg. Take this, benadryl!
Bleach Your Flag; A View of Censorship
Bleach Your Flag; A View of Censorship
The Last Time I Posted
Teddy and Newt
I do not have a cat
Clear As Mud
Video: “Open Season” — the anti-CAIR remix
The one thing I like from France
The Guilty Pleasure of Bad Movies 3: Ace Ventura 2
Dear Cocksmith:
the last time I posted
ATTN: Australians
Schlitzfaced : Celebrating the return of Schlitz Beer
Its a little bit funny
The problem of divine identity
cheating wench
marmalade
Betting in Thialand- a true story
Hyper in a Diaper
delicate
Toronto Football Club
Football is Fun
Who is the greatest sporting nation of all?
Why must I leak charisma all over everything?
Phelps is Super Awesome
phallic is a slacker. (camwhore)
FIRST POST!!! (don't waste your time)
phallic is a slacker
Hurting your body can be very fun.
Well
Is Jack_McCallum in the next Ubermadness?
Hootie and the Blowfish have a Bad Rap
Post the First
Be Curious, Not judgmental.
Photoshop dump for week of August 15th, 2008
The Happiest day of Matt M.'s life, Sponsored by Purina Mills
i'm leaving this picture giant
Just found these!! Nick and Mariah sex pics! OMG
The Happiest Day Of My Life
Half a year isn't long enough
Tards on film and BIGFOOT!
*WAS* the happiest day of Matt Marriageano's life
(NSFW) Is this naked chick hot or not? (NSFW)
god dammit angus you were a serious dumbarse.
Because grandma's are unforgettable
Max Lieberman - Combat Accountant
Do U Like......
The Victoryans
Koko is NOT happy ....Uberdirectory submission
Public Service Announcement to the Ubersite Nuthouse
SPT: A Rare Orphelia CAMWHORE
The art of getting laid - Day 4
Oh alright then...
The Happiest Day Of My Life Ends Horribly
unSurreal (pt.1)
Hating My Dad-Color Between the Lines
The Happiest Day Of My Life
Stop! Weathertime, Buenos Aires
Ridiculous Olympic Sports
The video that Barack Obama doesn't want you to see
The video that Barack Obama doesn't want you to see
BIGFOOT found? on an mspiant SPT?
I know everything.
Actions on the Terminal Objective (Part 2, conclusion)
Let's try that again
rewrite
Short and Sweet
Time, Gentlemen, Please...
Intelligent Debate - SPT
Uberdirectory 2008: Scourge is Fucking Useless
(SPT) You can 'quit' - but the smell remains.
The Wicked O'Neil
death
epiphany.
The first time I tried to run away (Part 1 of 3)
Fuck China!
Kim Kardashian And Her Mom Poses For Playboy
Ben Affleck's Ex-Girlfriend says he's Gay
Long Hair, Eh?
A Brief History of the Girls I’ve Kissed (Part 3)
Attn: Saturday night live
Pork And Bitch - What would you be?
A little pleasure or a lot of pain?
What An Idiot -OR- Another Reason George Bush Has No Business Representing America
i am...
concious mistake
Actions On the Terminal Objective (Part 1)
'Tardstrength - End
All these things i hate
'Tardstrength - End
Childhood Fatness
Dear America: 'Winningest' is not a word.
A Few Days Ago I Made a Series of Poor Decisions Mostly Influenced by My Own Stupidity and a Fair Amount of Alcohol (plus bonus camwhore as I have noticed that my chin and my Adam’s apple are incredibly phallic and just knew that Uber would be the place t
NSFW camwhore of guess who? ME!!!!
The simple pleasures in life
The Face of Ubersite
The Least Good
Shaved head? Fuck off. (Or, Shlongy as a Role Model? Christ!)
i know this is #2 for 2day, but give me a chance. Read This
Pictures from the War in Ossetia
Gold, Bronze, Silver/ Artsy Vs. Pretentious/ Rare CAMWHORE!
Attention..Something being requested here.....
Off and Running
I am made of WIN!
...like I've never laughed before.
A Brief History of the Girls I’ve Kissed (Part 2)
Shopping Network
Henry
Berty frets about recent world events
Tried to Fight
RIP Isaac Hayes (NSFW)
I Don't Speak Spanish You Stupid Mexican
Shit Your Ass, Watch Yourself
SPT - Shlongy eats Myshit BBQ 2008
Fuck France
Russian-Georgian conflict.
Found Fresh
A Brief History of all the Girls I've Kissed
Uber, we need to have a little chat...
Long lost
CNN: Presidential Olympic Poonanie Inspections Going Well
Stop! Weathertime, Rome
A Brief History of the Girls I’ve Kissed (Part 1)
Click on this!
The Urine Mysteries
Isaac Hayes - RIP(Tide)
R.I.P. - Isaac Hayes
Pot, Kettle and Black
attn AUSTRALIAN OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Kafka's "Rejection:" A Contemporary Translation
Who Cares?
Air Bag
RlP ISAAC HAYES
RIP Isaac Hayes
Thesausy Fun With M Alliteration (BONUS: fun with hippies picture included)
Hot girls at the olympics.
Insignificant Importance
The Guilty Pleasure of Bad Movies 2: Friday the 13th (repost)
The Guilty Pleasure of Bad Movies 2: Friday the 13th
Do I have a hair fetish?
My Friend has a Fat Cat
Transportation
No one knows what it's like...
The Storm Is Threatening
Um, Hi... Dr. Phil?
Rocket Man
Chateau Délabré
AH, look at all the lonely people
Come together!
Help!
And when the night is cloudy, there is still a light, that shines on me
I read the news today, Oh Boy.
megatech weekend jpeg post
War Crimes and Torture Aside....
RIP Bernie Mac
RIP- Bernie Mac
21 days
I have a kitten.
box, dog, pug, again.
box, dog, pug, basics.
RE: Hi
LOL Cat Crisis (NSFJM)
Photoshop dump for week of August 8th, 2008
I have a (fat) pug
We Real Cool
I want to be Chad.
Oh Hai
Dear Shadow
The Cat's Meow
I raped a cat.
I Like Cats
Stop! Weathertime, Mozambique
I want a cat.
I have (technically) 5 cats
I don't have a cat
Mallrat Adventures IV: The 200 lb. Midget
My CAT is a serial killer, no joke....
I TOO Have A Cat
Bored, Have a Camwhore
SPT: The Unusual Things That Make Me Think of Über Users #2 - Jeanneee
Y is myshit soooo mean?
I also have a cat. (SPT)
I admit
Stop! Weathertime, Montreal
I have a cat.
The art of getting laid - Day 3
Pink.
The best song of all time?
It's A Sad, Sad Day In My Shallow World.
Eligos - Ch 1 - Appearances and Disappearances
SPT: Passion in the Medicine Cabinet
Claptrap and Poppycock
Random 5 Question Thursday
The day is stopped believing in santa...
Dunkin Donuts... or why I hate life... or my first post
Jaffa Cakes... they are just too thick!
Facebook is going to kill me!
Death Magnetic
Death Magnetic
No more limericks.....
Yup more limericks!
one more limerick
Fuck You Phallic_Cymbals!
Gross Domestic Happiness (Part 1)
Limericks
One naughty limerick...
Mmmmm....chocolate
fuck you
I need advice and fast
a dark poem
4 Simple Reasons America is Fucked
Glass
Conversionaires
condom brands #1
Internet Dating Woes
RE: a question for people in retail or customer service jobs
Nobility and uggos
Attn: Shlongy
A piece of paradise
The Wire vs the Baraka Boys
Stop! Weathertime, Ubersite
Stop! Weathertime, Bath, UK
Happy Birthday Flash! (NSFW if bikini clad beauties are NSFW)
random adventures #1
Looks are fading fast.
a question for people in retail or customer service jobs
aliens are gay
Happy Hiroshima Day!
ould I Throw My Son Out Of My House?
You shouldn't read this
Rednecks are (Probably) People Too (Plus Bonus Scandal)
A personal Submision and outlook on life.
deserted island spt
All This Sico/Sicosemen Talk Has Me Thinking
Stop! Weahtertime, Perth
The Sweetest Thing
Scumbag Asshole
You don't tug on Superman's cape
Old lady joke
Drunk Man
Dissecting A Bully
On Moving and Friendship
It Only Gets Stranger, End
Sylvie
It's Time For T.M.I = MUNKEYPANTS
Morgan Freeman Has Died. In Memory of the African American Actor.
The Thing I Learned is
New York, New Fucking York
RIP Skip Caray
Stop! Weathertime, Bangkok
The Helix Nebula
Dear Ubersite...
Watch Me!
football w00t
Babies are tasty!
RlP ALEKSANDR SOLZHENITSYN
weird facts about 2 presidents
Stop! San Fran Gets Hammered!
Stop! Weathertime, San Francisco
This place is so depressing.
Someone up there doesn't like me killing stuff...
Float with the breeze...
voltarans on the 'lynx'????
what-what-
The Berry Report
Calling All Brits (With Bonus Plea to Method)
Ok, someone has to fess up...
I'm as happy as Electro in a Chokomut factory!
On a scale of one to poser, you wear "Famous" clothing.
Bored.. have a camwhore
A recipe for cooking speed.
My Trip to Cambodia
My fix
Faggots don’t know how to eat pizza
update on really
Fixing a Flat and Flirting with the Amish
Did an I-phone tell you to do that?
Camwhore!
What do ubersite users do for fun in real life?
God dammit
oh hi - cuties. <bats eyelashes>
All Talk.
nothing funner than chasing a possum. read it or i'll kill elmo
What a tease
Appropriate Places to Pee
My new screenplay- Check it out, guys!
Rhetoric Has No Place Here
Wow dudes...what a fucking week.
2nd post today!! Fuck off, it's an apology.
Schwarzenegger Kicks Fiscal Ass
Three Stories (with a theme)
really
An Alphabetised List of Üsers I Wouldn't Kill
An Alphabetised List of Üsers I Would Quite Literally Suck the Piss Out Of
Childhood memories: Baseball
HA HA! Surprise!
Anyone seen Ubersite around here lately?
An Alphabetised List of Üsers I Wouldn't Kill
How quickly can you get here?
An Alphabetised List of Üsers I Wouldn't Kill
An Alphabetised List of Üsers I Wouldn't Kill
Bored.. have a camwhore
Slightly Used Fat Girl for sale
Tattoo Camwhore....
i am piss drunk.
Ubrekhan 2009
Mallrat Adventures III: Monkey See, Monkey Poo
Girlfights and Six Stabbings-Just Another Weekend for Me
Prospective Penis Names
Scourge making love to an uncooked Cornish hen - video - NSFW
I demand to know who ate all the green Fla-Vor-Ice.
Siluetas Metalicas
the fattest woman in the world
3 in one day = bad.... but it's for poop-eating!
Just for Method (And why I don't know)
I have had E-FUCKING-NOUGH
Watching a Girl
Home
MS Paint: Shlongy ain't so Shlong anymore
Beating A Dead Horse
Quadruple Bipass Burger!! Holy Shit
Random tangential thoughts about homosexuality.
Everybody looks like someone famous: Orphelia
The Best Place to Live in the US
Favorite word- And yours is?
Favorite word- And yours is?
Three Years Ago Today
How I see it, or through the glass eye lightly
I never said I was pretty....
My day in the office...
Orphelia - Ugliest, Most Annoying Bitch on Ubersite
Holding His Hand
Take Some Fucking Responsibility, You Fatass Grimace Look-alike!
Back from the land of the dead
A whole lot of....
The reality of being in prison.
moobersite, because the moober is future
Significant
Banana Sunrise (and why isn't mindless rambling a category?)
GIF Post Whenever
Bypass Work Security Features Using A Proxy
Amy Winhehouse taken to hospital, big shocker there!
I Have an Idea!
Burger King
UberStats - Results are in!!
Short Story Attack In The Brain (with all seriousnessez pleaze)
Microsoft Paint Drawing
Axolotol is a homo?
How do you wanna Go?
ATTN: apollo88 and/or other well-to-do persons - For the bargain price of $50,000 USD, I would be happy to keep Bubba1234567 locked in a small cage in the creepy shed back of my house for the rest of eternity.
There is no Dana, only Zuul
Technicolor Yawn... in the sky...
They Must Have Done Something Wrong
Me, a Tramp and Seagulls
Advice
What I did this Sunday
Mallrat Adventures II - The Next Day
The Guilty Pleasure Of Bad Movies
Big Mary
Am I a Racist?
dead life
2 weeks in england, or, A sport conspericy.
Advertising Bullshit- Case 1: Corn Pop Caper
Mrs. Greenfield and the Wandering Sheep
Crossroads Blues
Post your Yearbook picture thing or Really late to the Bandwagon
Is it in yet? (short)
Statue
Danger Ranger Must Be Destroyed
Mallrat Adventures
10 things that took me 30 years to learn
Im holding UBER hostage day 1
Observations on the train...
wot i think about ppl
Short
Observations on the train…
Raisins Look Like Tiny Ball Sacks (nsfw)
The Bledisloe.
And the weiner is.... Er, winner.
Directions to proctor a store manager observation checklist
Entertain us...
The art of getting laid - Interlude
Swings and Roundabouts
Serious Post
SavingPiggy: Where Grown-Ups Save Money!
Knock THIS off the front page assholes! NSFW...?
FUCK YOU ALL!!!!111 Ive been Lurking AND masturbating LIEK a FOX!!!
Whats Schlongy's problem?
New Year's Eve Suk (camwhore) + RIP Hurty! (for now)
Posting Just 'Cause
Irony is sweet
More temporary ATM conversions...
Tarantino didn't write all of Pulp Fiction
Shit, TToM posted so no one will pay attention to this random piece of crap
A TToM Tale: A Name for Gnarls' Fish (And one Gratuitous Use of the Word "Cunt")
I saw this ATM for real
Calling Ubersite.
You know what sucks about getting old...
Homage to the fuckin' US of A'holes
Confronted by Mormons for not being a Mormon
I Like to Rock The Party
Hello...
Uberdirectory 2008: Part 2 (NSFW)
Have You Seen The New Batman Movie? (+BatCamwhore)
20- something part 2
goddamnit i hate ms paint
In Zimbabwe, a picture is worth a trillion words
you might puke, seriously, i warned you. Fuck off.
A Quandary
Pull Open Your Pants and Take a Picture
Go Inside Your Office and Take a Picture
wots this ubersite thing bout then?
Awesome. Damn Near Died.
UberStats - an adventure in marketing research
Go outside and take a picture!
Lucky and Buddy need a new home.
My Ubercon (Repost)
My Uber-con
TKOB NOTB (or, Horse87 at work)
What Do You Want? -rewrite
UberDirectory2008 (NSFW)
What do you want?
Have You Seen This Boy?
Art Class: Fake Scissors, Real Scars
colorful flood
Is Hell really all that bad? My Viewpoint...
Ther art of getting laid - Day 2
RlP ESTELLE GETTY
On the Rag
It has been several weeks since I last tried to kill Shlongy - Video Camwhore link
Waiting for Gouda
Waiting for Gouda
Different people on this planet
To Fuck an Alien
My Psychiatrist told me that it is good to rant sometimes, apart from when he gives me my bill
Broke the law? nope
<OHM> + a picture of a chin
With a Pic Like This, You Can't Help But Love the USA
Lunch
Dreaming Away The Afternoon
Sex, Drugs & the National Debt
It Only Gets Stranger, part 12 1/2
Post your yearbook pic if you dare
Time to get the Camwhoring out of the way
Post your yearbook picture. If you dare.
Drake and EI: A Dream Ticket
On Being An American: A Tirade
Post your yearbook picture. If you dare.
On Being a Briton: A Tirade
20-something part 1
Post your yearbook picture. If you dare.
Well, that wasn't supposed to happen.
Post your yeah yeahs if you're drunk
Everybody looks like someone famous (experima + Hidden101)
a single spark explosion
My First Whore
Post your yearbook picture. If you dare
What I've Been Eagerly Waiting For All Summer (No Real Content)
A history of swearing in the English language
Post Your Yearbook Picture. If You Dare.
Post your yearbook picture. If you dare
Post your yearbook picture. If you dare.
Post your yearbook picture. If you dare.
Addiction
The Steel Watch for Banjo
I went outside and took a picture from my front garden.
Outside picture (yawn...it's dawn...too early)
I hung out my window and took a picture...
I hung out my window and took a picture...
I got up early to take a picture
George W's War
Which Book Sticks In Your Mind?
uberdirectory ... '08.
I Need A Hurricane
The Legacy: Part One
Dark Knight - Does No One Else See This? **Spoiler Alert**
I'm taller than you
go outside and take a picture
Nice Day for a Photo...Outside
I went outside and took a picture…
Look what I made - fuck it I'll resize it
Look what I made...
Dear Phuzzy and REPRISED BATHROOM CAMWHORE!! WOW!
Uberdirectory 08 or 'My Ugly Mug on Your Intrawebs'
South Carolina, bring it on!
go outside and take a picture.... K-16 style
Go Outside and Take a Picture
Cancerous Debate
Go outside and take a picture...
The Dark KNight - Quick Review
The Official McCain Flip-Flop List (part 3 of 10)
Go Outside Picture......
Go outside and take a picture
Uber caption contest and camwhore all in one!
I'm cooler than you
Nickelback (NSFW)
For Berty
Day 3 is hell and after that, its plain sailing…
oh my...
The Unusual Things That Make Me Think of Über Users #1 - Orgasmatron
Go outside and take a picture right now...fine
The facts of life 2 or why Ubersite is Populated by 'Post Nazis'
Go Wrap a Snake Around Yourself and Take a Picture
Go Wrap a Snake Around Yourself and Take a Picture
Go Wrap a Snake Around Yourself and Take a Picture
Go outside sansd take pa picntiure
like some desert mirage
I Went Outside And Found This Picture
The art of getting laid - Day 1
An Enduring Crime!!!
Go Outside RIght Now and Take a Picture (STL Edition)
Go Outside RIght Now and Take a Picture (San Fernando Valley Edition)
I went outside and someone took a picture of me just now! nsfw
The BOSH Man! GETS HOME FROM WORK AND GOES OUTSIDE TO TAKE A PICTURE!!
Go Outside and Take a Picture Right Now! NSFW
RE: Go outside and take a picture right now
Go outside right now and take a picture
Two Tales of Poop
Go Outside Right Now and Take a Picture
Fuck outside, there's bears out there!
Go outside right now and take a picture
Official Watchmen Trailer (HOLY FUCK)
Go outside right now and take a picture
Go outside right now and take a picture
Go outside right now and take a picture (Guess Where)
Go outside and take a picture right now, well alrighty then!
Go outside and take a picture right now
Go outside right now and take a picture
Go outside right now and take a picture
Go outside right now and take a picture.
Go outside right now and take a picture (Minnesota Edition)
The Official McCain Flip-Flop List (part 2 of 10)
Go outside right now and take a picture (New York Edition)
Go outside right now and take a picture (resized)
Go outside right now and take a picture.
No, no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.
The Facts of Life
Re: Should you post on Ubersite?
Forget The Other Post, It Was Only A Few Minutes After Midnight, This One Is Better
Go outside right now and take a picture
Submitted For Your B@W Consideration
The next best thing to a Zombie Apocalypse.
Thought Progression~ The Ramblings of the Mind.
Satan’s Greatest Role – An Über Poll
The Official McCain Flip-Flop List (part 1 of 10)
Earn +2s for your Doggy Style!
shadow shares some Musings and Observations
Stepped in poo
Spellbound
This Things I Believe
A Stupid California Driving Law
This isn't a Fairy Tale
Wierd Al Live
The Itch
The Itch
Should you post on Ubersite?
Boo
Straight-legging it? oh hell no!
Why didn’t anyone say anything!?!
The USA
Hahaha...Pretty Funny
big brother
Worm Jerky
"Chat Speak" and "Leet"
It's Just A Bad Habit
The Customer is Always Drunk
Here I am
Giblet
Obama - NO sense of humor
Technopope 4: The Papacy Strikes Back
Should you post on Ubersite?
Always Assume Stupidity (AAS)
Second Chance - Fiction
Uncle Dunxy's Guide to Weight Loss
The Canteen Wars
I have drank my last Budweiser today
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 19 - Fuck YOU Steve Jobs...
It Only Gets Stranger, part 11
If I did it
thou shalt not node
Sacrilicious
Jupiter
I can't take it anymore
Inspiration
uh, 7 things
The BOSH Man! GOES OUT ON A DATE!!
Picture of a Cow #1
Et Tu, Barack Obama?
Watchable movies
Gambling
I Hope You Brought Your Dunce Cap 'Cause You Don't Have An Answer For Me
A Gift for Obama
It's not a list, I swear..
Central Vac
Why I am a snitch and not a lesbian
It's Time For T.M.I = SHLONGY
Cosmonauts are creepy!
Cosmonauts are creepy!
SPT- Maggie
BPT - Beatles Fans are Weird
Wedding Daze
BPT - Beatles post Thursday - Come Together
Malady
August and the Bitch Feast.
Confession of Mr. J
Fun with words, what's the connection?
Rednecks-r- us
Apparently I smoke when I'm Drunk lol
Things you’re better off stealing than buying and why
sucking
Fucking hell...
America's new war
They See Me Mowing, My Front Lawn I Know They're Thinking I'm All White And Nerdy
The Invisible Elephant
Work after vacation sucks ass!
drowning
Enjoying the Exerciser 2000
Either Or
Notes from the Weekend
APW - Adidas Trainers - Design Your Own
Can't bring me down.
Just Imagine...
FUCK movies are shit
The Frisbee Theory
rubber faces
my bad
camwhore
You...are an innocent
If there is a poor white trash heaven...
Steps to Bliss
Reasons I am not Ready for the Corporate World: 1) My Blue Shirt
i love uber
What's your favourite pizza?
Berty muses on self flaggelation/vocational work
My rating is entirely too high
Lakota Indians Break Away From the US
bring back squattail
He was going on, justifying some fetish, and I said...
Monday Caption Contest
Decisions
It Only Gets Stranger, part 10
Woo Hoo !
Exaybachay! He who talks loudly, saying nothing!
It's Ok...I'll be fuckin you in the ass later
Let's face it people, childhood is crap.
Dedicated to Perkman
Dedicated to Perkman
Dedicated to Perkman
Everyone Looks Like Someone Famous: EmissionImpossible Edition.
Üf (NSFW)
i don't need a photograph
Hey BITCHES - I'm back..!
Momma and me
Bye
Hard Time
the first line drawn
taste test
The procedure
The procedure
On the Subject of Flying
REPOST: lilies
lily
RIP Shopping List
Defecation Masturbation (NSFW?)
I predict a one off return of ETS - Tower 7 collapse 'solved'
Starlight, Starbright...
Zhongguo.
My Colonoscopy
W's Mistake
The real reason there exists a need for socialism
And the rockets red glare....
NotPatriotic, NotProse, and probably NotWorthReading
No Comment
Thanks for punk rock and hi-def porn
Finding a Balance
This may be a little premature but...
Self inundated hopelessness
Obama & OIl
RIP Bozo The Clown.
No arrests, felonies, or jail for this ninja this 4th. It's not even 10am though. (Camwhore???)
Death penalty
Berty drones on about the war of independance, military doctrine and Civilisation
THAT'S how you celebrate July 4th!
THATS how you celebrate july 4th!
Shut your dick pantries and hear how it really happened
Birth Of Super Villiany (with more effort)
My Cousin Loves Cripples Too
Fireworks
It Only Gets Stranger, part 9
Communism
independence? really??
RIP - Bozo the Clown
Fit Yourself with Heavy Armor
Flying joos and guerilla kangaroos.
any plans?
Take Care of the Dead
Room 101 - My Three Items.
ThIS JUST IN
cream rises to the TOP (nsfw)
Make free prank calls
This May Be A Little Premature But...
Brave young bachelors
The Birth Of Super Villainy
crundy (Sci-fi) Part 1 of 2
Sometimes, life is like this...
You're just somebody that I used to know
piss in the corner
love letters
May cause the voluntary ingesttion of chemicals
You lookin' good tonight girl
Basking in my own Magniloquence
pew pew
Trains
Does it smell like an Asian teenager in here? Oh wait, it’s just me.
I spent the last 6 months...
2 poems for you guys
Our Uber-Accountant
Allegro in size 4
Ubersite has a Grass / Snitch
Uberiste has a Grass / Snitch
The Army, South Korea And Russian Strippers With A Mean Right Cross
PoST HISTORY CHANGE
Post History Change
I Don’t Know What It’s Like to be Pretty
My desert car trip thoughts
Special Olympics came to my town today; on the road. While I was driving home. Thank you 'tards!
Did you MISS ME???
Frames
Spill the Wine (Write Something Good!)
It Only Gets Stranger: Request
My new favorite Über-broad
Must you bang women all the tim!e Stop it!
How I Pranked John Hargrave
Ubersite = teh suXors!
Ubersite = teh suXors!
<I> am top dog - look at MY SWEETS!
announcement: shandythedog is still top dog, but is experiencing temporary technical difficulties
Mwhahahahah! I'm back you foetid filthy fuckers...and I'M TOP DOG!
I have figured out your problem uber, I have the solution.
Credit Crunch - Who do we blame?
this madness has to end: the final explanation of why I AM AND ALWAYS WILL BE TOP DOG
IGNORE THE Uberboard! Apollo is top dog! (The bret stuff is true though, what a loser).
some people never learn
With all due respect, I have always been top dog
rubbish, what am i saying? underdog? moi? NEVER
Two Underdogs below.
Two Underdogs below.
No, I AM TOP DOG
Um....*I* AM Top Dog
i'm top dog
The PC'ing of the Internet
Ezy Peel Cheese Packages
a witty, thought-provoking BAW type post contrasting the cyber world with reality
It's like Pong, but with People, and Grass...(with Camwhore)
Another day at work.
Revelation 1 and 2
Holy shit I posted a serious post?
Critical Mess
Well That's Enough Comedy, Now It's Time For Jokes!
The Gateway to Heaven. part 1
APW - Art Post Whenever
AIM Is The Name Of The Game
It Only Gets Stranger, part 8
fuck the fucking sharks (more magical youtube moments)
What the hell happened
What the hell
Gremlins 3: One Night In Gizmo
Just taking some advice.
Abused Partners - Why Do They Suffer So?
Misguided Headlines Anger Area Uberer
I are writings more (2)
I are writings more (2)
Flexible...
Shit like 'dreams' should NOT be affecting me so much.
Yard Work = Emo Secks
Boxer Cannibalism at a Union Demonstration
World Domination Update
The lack of...
i fucked the sherrif, but i did not suck his deputy
Diary of a Dream - Video Camwhore link
Bunny
If Only You Knew
His armband proved he was a Red Torres! Torres!
Catch Me Fuck Me
Vel vet
WLGF - Reaction.
As by magic Artemisia Absinthe appears in the American market
Crazy...
Nigger nigger nigger
I am NOT a serial killer...
Love You More?
The Ninja
my friend christy: an obscure song title plea, caulaincourt-style (avec camwhore)
WLGF - Bubbles
Ten thousand Lightning Strikes in a Day
Liquid
WLGF: Box
You All Thought I Forgot..... Ubercon Las Vegas Last Call!
WLGF... Peaches
Right like Funghola Firday
WLGF - Like Smoke
Are you at work right now?
What's on YOUR nightstand? (NSFW)
First Camwhore! *nsfw*
A gift for you
WLGF - Uncle
APF - More Broken Glass
Baby
What the hell
do you ever get the feeling that you just can't make it through the day?
RPE - I'm going home.
I did a Rob Berg
Odd things said...
Coronary Cocktail
RPE - Randomness
The (mis)adventures of apartment life
Switch bitch
RPE - I'm going home.
Supreme Court Justice Scalia Rocks, or 2 Out of 3 Ain’t Bad.
Ronaldo Leaves United.....
So um, I saw some lights on and decided to check this place out....
Bicycles and Stores
Guns win!
Chickens
PRE- My Drink Of Choice
SPT RPE-Naked Preteen Pics
RPE - Pogs with MC hammer
HOLY SHIT! Another OathMeal contest ($$$$) -- poetry related! -- Participate or I will ban you from posting on this forum.
After a rough day...
us humans rock
Yes, another new guy to Uber...
APW: Hi Uber! I Really Like You So I Made A Mixed Tape For You!
shandythedog
Causing a Name (Babel Talk)
Fun With Real Copyright Infringement
ATTN UBER: GOT FlSH? WANT SEX?
Write It Up Right Away
It Only Gets Stranger, part 7
Threes
In Our Nex t Life
My brain is screaming.
Television is absolutely terrible
Inspiration, thy name is turkey
Breaking news ETS on Rampage.
APW - Glacier Art
The Office of Fear Trading
Made With My Bare Hands - USB stick
Wow, you seem like a dirty whore. Where can we go to fuck?
The Temples of Uber
When to stop fucking and start laughing.
list of people i would like to meet from uber
Near Death by Dirty Sanchez
Light
i dreamt i made sweet love to Cornnugget
I think I found out where Fat Tony moved to in the South
Fuck me, Über! *nsfw*
This is Not a Story abou t Cats
George Carlin
Constant Craving
Greetings, Uber
Working at Wendys
Dirty girls
Testicles and Pubes - a short short
'hanging gardens': where are they? what are they?
7 words you cannot say about George Carlin
I'm Differant And Thats Why My Wife's Boss Thinks I Punch Her Around The Kitchen
SFPD VS ME ( or ‘The Deballing of Jack McCallum’)
A z
I banged my cousin this weekend. SCORE!
Have you seen this man? or Where is my fucking book SkinnyKenney?
Dog advice, plz.
On Good Days - A Short Story
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cock, Motherfucker, and Tits
George Carlin was one of my heros
George Carlin was one of my heros
Berty examines the hilarity of homosexuals, the church and homophobia in general
scientology, this may bore you to tears
RlP GEORGE CARLlN
RIP George Carlin
Are Americans really that fucking stupid?
Super Mango & The Jelly Bellies
Ponderings on French Existentialism
Williams
Fair dos?
Shaving is for pussies (+ unrelated NSFW pic)
"Chinese Crested" Hemorrhoid
When is a Gnome not a Gnome?When he's got his head up a Fairy's dress he's a Goblin
Could You Beat Your Country?
Her Chamber of Secrets
Did Men Really Land On The Moon?
Shikkaka
What difference does it make?
Ric Flair
love you
Apple Ipod Headphones Suck
Banana Labyrinth
Bananawagon...OR...What the fuck is WRONG with these people?
Thats right uber, Bananawagon has come to town!
Tackling Boredom
Chrysler, Ants and Milk
Kiss it (nsfw)
Onward my brave Hawkmen! Let this be known forever as Flash Gordon's Day! GPF repost as the other was terrible
Here's is why I'm hardly ever on Uber anymore - Camwhore
Trigger Happy Friday
The Colonels last mission
BREAKING NEWS: Bart Bart "The Self Toucher" Clifone Identified as Possible Suspect in London Store Front Pissings!!!!
I Wish It Wasn't True
It Only Gets Stranger, part 6
Calling all engineers!
The BOSH Man! IS HIRES AN OLD FRIEND TO WORK FOR HIM, BUT FIRES HIM THE NEXT DAY FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE!!
Rizzo. Sunday morning hotel room picture aftermath.
Justifying Smoking, Alcoholism and Eating Meat
So and So is The Best
vaginal cosmetic surgery revisited (nsfw)
Summer comes late and leaves early
First Post -2s all round - UK Criminal Rights!
First Contect with God
Déjà Vu All Over Again
For Orphelia NSFW (artistically speaking)
Fucking Hilarious website
A Heartwarming Tale
steve and sadie's play date (for real this time)
Re: Justifying Ubersiteism
RE: Justifying vegetarianism
Break out the guns…
RE: Justifying Zootheism
RE: Justifying Satanism
RE: Satanism
She's something sly I'd wager; something else. (Contains Artistic Nude)
RE:Justifying Egalitarianism
RE: Justifying Cannibalism
RE: Justifying Vegetarianism
articulate, witty ELIGIBLE BACHELOR seeks playmates
The Short Biography of Thomas Pickering Bell
Download Mana - Amar Es Combatir mp3
Mushrooms Of A Magical Nature
Ally McFeel
Justifying Vegetarianism - Not for the Faint of Heart.
crazy strikes again
jasumthin vs Alcoholics Anonymous
Reality TV Shows Suck
The Short Biography of Dilford Tetley
advent
Fat Tony...where you been?
I don't need a reason.
I'm baaaaa-aaaack!
Today
Reinstall Fat Tony
Arctic Racism, with Practical Medical Applications
epic fail
steve and sadie's play date
So, I took a look at your last post...
Steve and Sadie's Play Date
Don't you hate/love it sometimes?
Um.
SO GUESS WHAT I'm cool cause I'm HIGH
Reinstate Fat Tony. C'mon. DO it.
Way to roll back them prices Walmart
The Face of Racism
Fun with Chemistry
Um. Idk.
The Outsider Finds Love After the Pandemic
Uber, meet Kulia.
Holes
Charm, Offensive
Berty's hilarious outing
It Only Gets Stranger, part 5
To be a... Cigarette?
Cleaner
home wrecker
IT IS SO fucking UNFAIR that CIRCE reviews BUT NOT
Even alcohol has its symphony
Even alcohol has its symphony
My idea for a novel
My Motator
Time is screwing with my mind
There are times when I wish I could believe
Man and a masacre (NSFW(
Fungah
Stranded... in Iowa.
The Third Annual Ubersite Geek Off Results!
That One Night (No Megadeth)
Third annual ubersite geek off results!
By Da Beach, Mon.
Download Flobots - Fight With Tools mp3
Geek-Off Entry: Geek This
NSSPS Not So Shit Post Sunday
Best song ever.
Dust to Dust.
RlP TlM RUSSERT
Asking for it
Download Bun B - II Trill mp3
RIP Tim Russert
Depravity, Desperation, or Bizzare Foods?
Fiesty ones are more fun
sleep like a rock, wake like a feather
The Court System
Let's talk about bringing back the Fat one.
Random 5 Question Friday
Can they arrest you for killing a pigeon?
Bizarre Foods
Om Nom Nom Nom
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 18 - Fractals Part the Third!
How a Tomato Sauce Fight (Or Ketchup for all you Yankensteins) Will Cost me My life....
The Thing In the Cradle, pt. 3: The Woman
Yet another humiliating defeat for Frank the Bear or defending my title from would be interlopers! GEEK OFF!
a little taste of heaven
A List of Shit I hate about Florida.
McCain + Endorsements = $$$ (SPT)
What makes for a great Uberer?
In My Next Life I Want To Be......
My Negro Baby! (The Last Dan Jaines Pot!)
Left Lane
Say Hello to my leettle Friend...
SPT - Flash Fiction
SPT - Flash Fiction
SPT - Flash Fiction
SPT - Flash Fiction
The Happy Slapping Hamburglar
Get Screwed Friday!
The end begineth
Personal Use
Fucked Up (NSFWish)
Suit Stories 3 – The Friction-Reducing Suit, plus a Nontest!
But there I was... with spaces
But there I was
At Least Someone At Wal-Mart Knows Awesome When They See It
My room mate should be shot. In the head.
Thanks, Ubersite
The Thing In the Cradle, pt. 2: The Cat
Long is the way, and hard
Thanks, Ubersite
I Are Writings
Ubersite Boring?
Kids suck!
RlP UBERSlTE
Ubersite = Snoozefest
A feeling of folklore
Dialogue
McCallum Madness!
If you thought Danger Ranger was DEAD then YOU were dead. DEAD WRONG! LOL.
If you thought Danger Ranger was DEAD then YOU were dead. DEAD WRONG! LOL.
The NBA Finals
How does it happen?
There's a possibility I peed my pants
Nike is racist.
Someone please kick George Lucas in the nuts.
Uber-writers wanted: get paid to party
How to run away and lock doors
The Thing In the Cradle, pt. 1: The Man
I'll stop raping you when you stop screaming
Proof that I have been productive over the weekend (CAMWHORE?)
The Winning Geek-Off Entry
Attention: Copyright Owners (all others should ignore)
A City of Two Tales
APM - Sun God Mosaic
Geek Off Entry: Final Fantasy VI Cracked
Geek Off Entry: Outrage!
Hippie Stuff
3 years on Ubersite
Have you seen my deaf/mute friend?
When the love is gone the hate stays strong
ADD blog (I'm bored)
Veronica Zemmanova for those that like NICE TITS !!
Jesse Jane Shagging Gif (NSFW!)
VPS: Vein Post Saturday
Uber Charts
Is anyone else watching the opening ceremony to Euro 2008 now?
Raccons Performing Exocytosis
The Beauty of Nature
Maine : Home of the stupidest people on Earth.
Anxiety Cuntrags
not bad
The Cats and the Raccoon
Doomsday Vault?
It Only Gets Stranger, part 4
The Beauty of Nature
Go Getters
Paying it forward, or "happy birthday scourge"
BeforeEmily Is a Lesbian!
Species: Failus failus
Did Albert Fish Watch Too Much Internets
Kepler's conjecture or Goldbach conjecture
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 17 - Fractals Part the Second!
Euro 2008: Discuss
Hypnotism - Not just Hocus Pocus
The Bad, The Ugly & The Retarded - Part Two (NSFWish)
The Bad, The Ugly & The Retarded - Part One (NSFWish)
vent
Things You Probably Don't Want Etched Into Your Flesh
Dear Billy
breastfeeding sucks (kinda NSFW pic)
Little Sally hears something shocking on her lunch break
spt - REVENGE!!!
Super Happy Fun Time
Money for Nothing, Your Soul's not Free.
The Things We Learn
Soup's on
Do Gentlemen Still Exist?
Why the heck not
Geek Off!!
The Intricacies of the Male – Female Relationship
8 things that piss me off + new song you won't hear anywhere else
Without Discord, there can be no Harmony
Mysteries of Religion: Who has the most Bangable Broads???
Uber me this...
Mysteries of Religion: Who has the most Bangable Broads?
Pick a coin!
i walk the line?
experiment
Google Earth Contest: funny landmark/town names.
The Very, Very Difficult Movie and TV Quiz
Age old Question
My Train Ride from Hell
Is Ubersite Still a Serious Writer's Forum (A Serious Story for Serious People)
Geek-off Entry
The Third Annual Ubersite Geek Off
Beerfest
phallo- facts (nsfw)
Attention Whore Alert!! Photos of my box!!!
Uberdirectory Camwhore
Sent to Apple iPhone Feedback
Interesting
Interesting.
An unexpected result
Dancing with the rabbit
If only
Where will you be the day Barack Obama gets shot?
Top Three?
The Bad, The Ugly & The Retarded - Part One (NSFWish)
I Quit
Titty Storm Strikes Indiana!!!!
The most important word in the English language:
And we're gonna have a REAL good time together...
An ad from my local newspaper
An add from my local newspaper
For Ye Olde UberDirectory...
Dinner Conversations
shlongys new missus likes it ROUGH!
you gonna get raped
oh for fuck's sake, you people have no faith in me at all - OR - UberDirectory2008 LAST CALL
Slaughterbowl XIII (pt. 2 of 2)
The Hierarchy of Uber
Going insane
any way to delete submissions? or accounts?
Remember ETS? For a conspiracy nutter, he loves getting his name in the news.
Dear Laudry Lady (Plus random picture of Captain Dangerous on the boat)
UberVirgins - Do You Dream of Handsomeness? Would You Like More Success With Women? Read on...
Skynet: Where does it end? Nintendo Wii Methadone, that’s where.
Shlongy, it's just too big
BULLETIN: Mrs. Shlongy Dead; Shlongy Moves on With Life
So I tried logging into Uber from work a few weeks ago and got this...
Ubersite Less Fat Project: The Result
RIP Bo Didley
RlP BO DIDDLEY
RlP BO DlDDLEY
How my date on Friday went
Master of the Village
How my date on Friday went
Bank Holiday *Sigh*
.gif -Whore of Me Landing at Logan Airport...
California Post Sunday
Slaughterbowl XIII (pt. 1 of 2) WTFINRAT alert: 2k words
Kobe is GOD
Satan Rules In Heaven
Some things I learned from Halo 3 on Xbox Live
Alcohol induced nightmare
UBERDlRECTUM-Y CAMWHORE
Nowhere Drive
Do you miss anyone?
Thanks Again, Douchebags...
A Precursor of Things to Come
A Precursor of hings to come
if you piss on the floor one more time Jesus, I'm going to kill you
Today is like Yesterday
Today is like Yesterday
Image Dump (NSFW)
Good Chili
Hookhand's birthday extravaganza
Suzie
The Rumors of My Demise Have Been...Slightly Exaggerated
The Hajj
The two little cousins that almost killed me
Shitty Shit shit morning!
The Shatner/Lee Incident (1 of 2)
Blowing Your First Job Interview
If You're Manly, Chicks'll Know, Man or: Happy Birthday, Orgasmatron- with Special Guest!
The BOSH Man! IS HAPPY TODAY IS FRIDAY/WANTS TO DRINK BEER/IS GONNA BE HUNG OVER TOMORROW!!
OMG we're all going to DIE
Smell my office!
Have a Fuckin' Eppy - Pt 16a - TheBastardInBlack was busy OK!
Have a Fuckin' Eppy - Fuck You Hurty Edition!
ATTN: Czech Republic -or- czwij, Prepare to meet your doom.
Random Photos Taken by Me (3)
Uber Directory 2008 (No content)
not fucking around
Would you hit it for 10 grand?
Just Another Day
Book update
Morning Face
Oh, the places you’ll go….(SPT)
Every Little Inch Matters
EPIC FAIL OF THE CENTURY......lower case characters here so this doesn't get blocked genius eh?
EPIC FAIL OF THE CENTURY......lower case characters here so this doesn't get blocked genius eh?
Way to go Nepal
Espionage
Britians got tallent...............................
Thought on life late at night...
Confession
Socially retarded college kid's exam returned [PIC]
Fun With Ebaumsworld Chatrooms - The Experiment
Farting in Line at the Airport
Inside my head (plus a picture of my face, no tits)
Boobies: Nature's drinking fountain
i think there's something in my milk.
APW: The Beetle
The Girl on the Train
She is quite lovely, actually.
I'm not drunk but I'm going to write it like this like I am
APW - Nice Paint Job (NSFW)
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning
Hungry Hector
Press the button marked UP on the wall
Teetotaler
dui
(Repost) (NSFWish) Griffon Claw....
(NSFWish) Griffon Claw....
I'm drunk, but I'm going to write this like I am not
Should this couple be allowed to have kids?
Art Post Whenever: Do Hilarious Karate Moves Count As Art?
Art Post Whenever: Do Hilarious Karate Moves Count As Art?
Five things that piss me off...
It Only Gets Stranger, parts 1-3 (fiction)
With those 4 words... Plus, Bonus Camwhore from before I became an empty shell
Picture of ghosts or not?
Judging the Cobra Kai
redneck love
Three Quick Questions + PYS contest results + gratuitous exotic sports car
NSFW: Bondage
My Asian Wife!!! (SFW)
My Asian Wife !! (SFW)
Name this famous wrestler
RIP Sydney Pollack
A Short, Factual Story About A Spider
The tale of a drunken 14 year old
Submarine Hit
What is your real name?
Who the fuck are you calling Jay you pathetic little spastic?
The Mystery of the 4 Severed Right Feet
For Scientists: Awesome Picture at Solvay Conference
Lars Ulrich and the Crue Battle Vikings: An Epic Submission for the HBTS Poetry Classic!
Tarot Expanded: Submission For The First Annual HBTS Poetry Classic
Merit
So it was my birthday yesterday (video camwhore)
Carrot
AC Slatering
Cursed
ninja poetry
I-III vs IV-VI
I-III vs IV-VI
I-III vs IV-VI
RooK
A long time ago...
Tarot
Ubereyewitness Report From the Summit Fire
I'm Trapped In A Glass Cage Of Emoshunnal PAAAAIIIIN!
Uberdirectory camwhore + I Have Telekinetic Powers
Wow, a year went by!
A Cripple Is A Terrible Thing Not To Exploit, Ask Jerry Lewis
The Big Dance
What Do You Eat When Your Palate Rebels From The Same Food Day After Day?
PYS: The Fire in Dr. Kearn (or, Experima, I am Going to Make Love to You Now.)
what if i actaully AM the most brilliant man in the world?
horrible death bees the size of a buick
LooK
PYS: How I Landed (Crash and Learn)
Ubersite... The Largest Virtual Circle Jerk known to man
A message to Tinactin
Regarding the Announcement of Romantic Intentions OR #917
A message to Tinactin
I just wanna rip off my top and say "LOOK AT MY TITS!"
You Guys Suck! Uber your writers are Garbage
ACK! goddamnfuckme CAR SPIDER!!! Holymarrymotherfuckcunt YARGH! And an unrelated cartoon about how I got a raise.
A 13-letter word
The Effect of Contests on Ubersite
Shopping… One of life’s pure hells
SGPF nsfw - What is she asking?
PYS - Today we fight for Aspirin
PYS - Disrespect = Death
Passion: Amidst the Storm
GS: No Forgivness
GS: The Sloth and the Knife
GS: Escape From Routine, Refuge in Solitude
Time Unwell Spent
Grim Organisms:: The Ugly Friend & Maudlin Men
PYS: Crash & Learn
Schizophrenia
shocking!
Product
PYS: Sympathy for the Unborn (Super Safe for Work!)
PYS: Sympathy for the Unborn (Super Safe for Work!)
First Annual Official Ubersite "What a Way to Go" Competition !!!
Truth In Advertising
PYS: An Air of Poison
Satan Can’t Dance.
PYS: 15 Stones
PYS: The Fire in Dr. Kearn
I Got Fucked - Would Like Revenge
PYS - Crash and Learn
PYS - Male action in progress
PYS - Dropkix (Repost)
I'm an honorary Cobra Kai!
PYS: Sympathy for the Unborn
PYS: Reality vs Fatality
PYS-Disrespect = Death
A Penny for your Thoughts?
Serial Rapist Hopscotch PYS
PYS - An air of Poison
Dropkix - OathMeal's Comp
PYS off - Reality vs Fatality
kevin rudd you are a hypocritical cunt and i hate you!
Disrespect = Death (for Roidy McHotass's contest)
Pimp your Skillz -- An OathMeal contest (yes I'm lame enough to pay you strangers to entertain me)
TruberSex '08 - Ten True Snippets of Sexual Disaster.
The new messiah says "Durka Berka"
TrUberSex – Three Wee Weird Ones
Stubble = Badass
Har Har Rabbit
The Short Happy Life of Tatiana the Siberian Tiger
Coming soon to the Uber Multiplex...
APW- Digital Blasphemy 2
The Master of all you survey...
The Master Of All You Survey
Spot the difference
I call it 'the whorehammer'
The Knowing Seeds are Wandering Free
APW: Suicide Girls (NSFW)
Should advertising be banned?
Dumbass posting on Craigslist
Anyone interested in music? 4 Tesla edition...
Don't Know What To Do
Dig
Kiss Off
A Day In The Life Of ilikesteak
TrUberSex 2008 - A series of random sexploits
Sometimes school is utter bullshit.
Suggestion
The Wonderful World of Sea Slugs
finding an internet boyfriend
NBA finals.. 5 questions!
TrUberSex 2008 - I'd like to tell you...
The View From Detroit
Why you don't answer your phone in a public bathroom
My aspirations of becoming an international volleyball star
Join Us or Die
The Legend of UberForce: Part 1
Saigon Glimpse
Bart can suck a dick
Red Sox No Hitter! 2
Sexing Bellatrix LeStrange
Ode to U
Ode to U
Women are Dirty (NSFW)
Fyi
Lyrical Day Tripper (part 2)
Kings of leon
TrUberSex 2008 - Round Deuce
Abortion; Lets have a constructive debate
Thoughts about life, the universe and everything
Random Musings from a Night at Yankee Stadium
Duck sauce
Jonathan Livingston Zombie
I'm taking a survey
Apollo Filled out a questionairre so I did too
Banjo Has Cooties
Why it is smarter for an uber user to write out a lengthy title rather than a short, conside one given the restrictions of the code and the curious nature of the audience--all things being equal and assuming the user is not too stoned to notice the title
Annoy People
Annoy people...
Annoy people...
I filled in a questionnaire - you can too!
I filled in a questionnaire - you can too!
CoD4 Memoirs
What kind of man are you?
Chinese earthquakes, George W's Cyclone Katrina response, Australian foreign policy, etc
Brandon Tyler Webb (GIF) and Stats 'n stuff.
Moving to the Country, I'm gonna Eat a lot of Peaches
Registering problem?
Barack Obama visited me at work today
My first pick up
In NERF We Trust
There is no God
So I broke up with her over the phone.. people suck.
ATTN: Americunts
R.I.P Amy Whinehouse
R.I.P. Ted Kennedy
Anything that you wanted to be...
upside down
Superman ain't saving shit
Professional Ethics Are Negotiable
upside down
Sex, breastfeeding, and how to persuade heterosexual women to experiment with bisexuality
when do we sacrifice Shlongy to the Pez gods?
Random: Five Question Friday
Classics Illustrated
Drive with no top
Thank God she wasn't an uber member..
SGPF - nsfw of course - No Content.
Booze VS. Booze
I have a face made for radio, so listen up, bitches!
Re: ATTN: Ladies of our near my own age (29)
Uberdirectory 2008... Old School Soldier
Uberdirectory 2008 and...linkwhore? fightwhore? I don't know. Something-whore.
ATTN: Ladies of our near my own age (29)
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 16!
Knucklehead out robbing
Warm Springs
A Portrait of You
A Portait of You
TrUberSex 2008, Round Uno
I'm Sticking to Fiction. Shielded Land Chapter 6 (replaces old chapter 6)
I hate you're fucking girlfriend. Fuck you!
Immature me? you can't be serious..
Immature me? you can't be serious..
TrUbersex 08: Calls Calls Calls, Calls From the Pubic
Captain Planet and The Planeteers: The Returnination
TrUberSex 08 - TBD
ATTN: Fags SPT
Eating Shit: An Illustrated History (Part 1)
I got me
Cocooned
TrUberSex '08 | When I Raped Your Mum... (NSFW?)
Picture of the Fake Boobs/Clothed
Suckling at my teets like a Louse
fuck this, then
if I put up a picture of my boobs will oath meal see it?
where did my message go
so you are 'oath meal', are you?
Fucking Sugar: Converstations with My Daughter, Pt. 2.
Twenty Eight Days
TrUberSex 08 - Glorious Forfeiture
Dilema
TrUberSex '08 - Suckling at the Teat of Life.
TruberSex: It hasn't improved all that much.
Random Shorts
it's 4 am, dear, I can't find my beer
Uberdirectory 08!
Trubersex Entry :D
SPT: My Friend's Fiancé's Pomeranian Dog
what book are you reading right now?
Post weak shit wedensday.. welp..
Post trash tuesday..
Post trash tuesday..
Unwittingly the other woman
<insert standard icarus title here.>
On this day in History - 1998 Singer Frank Sinatra died at age 82.
A Short Note To HotWillie
TrUberSex 08: R1
uberdirectory camwhore that is all
Camwhore for the Directory
Uberdirectory '08 Camwhore
I would make a rubbish super hero
Carlsberg Don't Settle Pub Arguments...(NSFW)
A Guide to Girlfriends: The Break Up
Uber, I have experienced fake boobs; here is my report.
Gratuitous SEX & VIOLENCE in the Old West
Uberdirectory Camwhore !!!
(Repost) Chu here loves ubersite?
Chu here lives Ubersite? (No Content)
Latrell Sprewell at the MoMA (nsfw?)
Uberdirectory Whore Of Cams
Should've been done a while ago..
Porn or Sports? (NSFW)
Sperm Is Art
Are you frightened?
NSFW buttlicker
And I'M supposed to have issues.
Stupid fucking camwhore noob
Cryptozoology and Other Fantastica
Nothing happened here today...
My Name Is Shubert
Directory 2008 - or - Dan Brown, stop living vicariously through your shit books.
Tuesday's ranting
So I've noticed
Ub-Directory -> Camcockery
The thin red line
Pictures of Beano312003 "only sexually assaulting" monkies! TOTALLY NSFW!!!
Solipsist
Uberdirectory 2008!!!
Goodbye FOREVER!
Oh No...
Regarding Child Molestation
Sometimes A Man
Uberdirectory '08 Camwhore
Man Rapes Girl, Claims Self Defence.
TrUberSex: Mama Told Me Not to Come
booyah! time to jump on the bandwagon
APW... wait, it's not Wednesday? Shit! (+camwhore)
Internet Irrelevance Kills a Tiny Piece of Me Each Day
camwhore + shame on you
GPWhenever
Uberdirectory Camwhore 08
Desert Island Music (+bonus Uberdirectory camwhore)
Bill O'Reilly goes completely INSANE in this leaked video
Uberdirectory '08 Camwhore
I love the person who did this
Surpise! - TrUberSex rd 1 - UberDirectory Camwhore
Uberdirectory Camwhore 08'
Now Wisconsin jumps on the Bat-Shit-Insane Train.
I am going to hell and you can too!
Camwhorage for the directory - I was going to use Birthday Cat but I changed me mind
DUBBLE YOO TEE EFF, Uber. I'm looking at you, Bart.
Uberdirectory 2008 Camwhore WITH A STORY!!!
Surprise Buttsecks!
Camwhore of me drawing flies
Smack it.
TrUberSex 2008 - Round 1
My various reactions to all of the Uberdirectory entries
Little Joe and the Penis that Secreted Ping Pong Balls
Uberdirectory Camwhore
DONT Take this one of the front page PLEASE!
Dear Uber,
Uber Directory Camwhore
Britt <3 Marcus camwhore
Camwhorage for the directory - I was going to use Birthday Cat but I changed me mind
Random Post Selection Monday + big boobies
The Gift
Everybody Looks Like Someone Utterly Diabolical: Rizzo
Lyrical Day Tripper
Understanding Death.
Haha Ubersite
The Sun Is Too Close to the Earth
Uberdirectory CamWhore Circa 2008
Mindless Drivel Or Intellectual Discourse (Plus Bonus Uberdirectory Camwhore)
It's been three weeks since my last video camwhore plus Uberdirectory Manwhore camwhore
Porn or Art? (NSFW)
Porn or Art? (NSFW)
Porn or Art? (NSFW)
Uberdirectory
2008 Uberdirectory camwhore
Shadow: Voicewhore
Getting darko's ratings back 2008! (Celebrity Edition)
Six Stupid things that make me Smile
Uberdirectory 2008
question about ebooks
The below message is NSFW...sorry
Don't be Surprised
Hell Patrol (Grand Finale!) + uberdirectory08 camwhore
niggers
sure
c
b
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Mother's Day
New Drinking Game for Nerds
i am IRON MAN
Uberdirectory Camwhore
What could cause this to happen?
Lovely people of uber, dust thou care to take a gander at mine new toy?
Bitches Check out my Camaro
Uberdirectory 2008
Definition of Skank
Book ending.
Book beginning.
Uberdirectory 2008 Camwhore
Uberdirectory Camwhore
Uberdirectory Camwhore
Happy Caturday, Uber
wtf is with lolcats?
Regular Exercise
Uberdirectory Camwhore 2008
Uberdirectory 2008
SGPF - You know the drill
Why don't you all just fuck off and
I've got a knack for this.
R.I.P Burmese People
Uberdirectory 2008
boredom..
Beggars can't be choosers... unless you're a third world country
Fuck You
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 15!
Uberdirectory 2008
You make me feel like dancing..........(and a Mug Shot- if you see this man report him to the RSPCA)
An Israeli and a Scot in a Moscow pub...
"It Hasn't Hit Me Yet..."
I want to drive across America
Last Night...
Look! I did something!
My wife, the hater
Colleen
China was amazing, that's all i'm willing to share with you! Here is my directory camwhore! FOR REAL THIS TIME!
Turtles
Hell Patrol (pt. 4)
UberDirectory 2008
The Walk
Viva La Lobster!
encounter with crazy
I'm hungry
Uberdirectory 2008... This isn't a good idea but what the hell!?
SPT: No content to see here, folks
Uberdirectory '08: Camwhore or Camhorrible?
A Pimp Named Slickback
Uberdirectory 2008 - this isn't a good idea but what the hell!
State of the Union Political Picture Commentary, May 08, 2008
Famous Pictures (NSFW)
Why I Hate Orlando Bloom and a Stupid Story About the How I Feel About His "Acting" and an Uberdirectory 2008 Camwhore
GTA IV: Can someone tell me what the big fucking deal is?
>poot<
For The Directory. . .
SPT Uberdirectory entry
Uberdicrectory CamWHORE! of Perkman...for the ladies..
Uberdirectory Camwhore 2008
Uberdirectory Camwhore.
My day at work
Uberdirectory 2008 Camwhorage (Potentially NSFW)
I'm Scared
upcoming review
Camwhore for the Directory
No Excuses, Fatass #4 AND #5!! It's a fucking OathMeal BLOWOUT post!! + Uberdirectory camwhore, + Rob_Berg bashing, + 10% off if you rape today!!
SPT - plus I'm new plus a camwhore for the uberdirectory
Fucking Shlongy, or what happened in San Francisco between Jack McCallum and Crystle! featuring Berg, Bubba, Forensic, Hadley, Ttom and various other losers
SPT - plus I'm new plus a whorecam for the uberdirectory
Plague
SPT: Where's my Chippy?
SPT: Have you heard the story of the great big empty barn?
Things You Shouldn't Expect of me
What 3 Years on Ubersite has done to Me (Uberdirectory Camwhore)
The Work o' the Devil
I'm a whore and so can you! (Uberdirectory camwhore)
Will The Guilty Party Please Sit Down?
Analog
The Day wasTuesday
SPT. Missed Opportunity
Things You shouldn't Expect of me.
My First SPT: Letter From the PI
Turning the other cheek, branch-in-the-ass-patient and karma reactions to IV contrast
Dont ask how i found it, but What The Fuck!? (NSFW Text Link)
Salvation will come..(Lucifier you're time has come)...
Glory Hole Smurf
Uberdirectory camwhore - It's what I'm best at.
Casanova, I Am Not
Redemption Road (8)
Oh What An Uber Day
Uberdirectory '08 Camskank
I saw you
Matt Damon is in my town
Late Nite Revelations + 2008 UberDirectory Camwhore = Doubling Your Pleasure Since 2004
UberDirectory 2008 CamSlut
Creature of Habit
Quantam Theory....not really,
TrUberSex 2008
He's A WIZARD!
Early morning thoughts
Rules?
A new day to celebrate
Dope on a Rope
Self Portrait (beware it's poetry)
Card Night
Fritzl Incest Case
UberDirectory 2008 Camwhore
ATTN: Australia
Yeah, I Know That Nobody Cares...
Uberdirectory 2008 Camwhore
The Meanest Comment I Have Ever Made To Someone
ELECTRO Is Black! Gross! (NSFW)
ScribbleWhore_2008
Thought for the day
I Wrote A Post!
I Fucking Turn 30 on Thursday
a slow, comfortable screw or a hard and fast pounding?
Hell Patrol (pt. 3)
Any Uber Users in Baltimore? A/B Listers Pref
Tipping point
So I finally watched Mongoloid Wars this weekend…
Important Message!
listen up, dipshits - UberDirectory 2008
shut up, you're bored.
Post History Change for User: 18681
Post History Change for User: 33492
Birthplace of Uber
Shlongy....
Nothing Important
WOOO! VPT - Vacation Picture Tuesday
Bank Holiday Muse (repost - NSFWish)
Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
Bank Holiday Muse
A Disturbed Mind
People say some interesting things around here...
COD4 off!
Various Camwhore Reactions To Ubersite
Ubersite, Inc. to Purchase Disneyland
MP3 players - quality, etc
Words to all of you from my mentor
Uber Picture Contest...WIN MONIEZ
Meanwhile, Somewhere in Kazakhstan ...
Stolen from deathmobile
Computer Support
Hell Patrol (pt. 2)
One Letter Can Make All the Difference
Attention Uber Elders: Which User Had The Biggest Impact On Uber In The Shortest Time?
Black Pink Butterfly
Fuck Movie Challenge
I'm dead, what do I do now?
Nope, I won't bend over for you boss!
letters from god part deux
Random Japan Saturday
Ubersite: The Thumb of the Internet
Making Immunity Part One
Lisa needs braces
darko fucking loves people...but are they the right people?
wtf?
You might want to skip this one. Fair warning. I just hope the mystery of what could be inside eats at your soul until you click on it.
Hidden101, I am Pregnant
Hell Patrol (pt. 1)
The Fucked Up and Hillarious Porn Pile on (NSFW)
a shit post cos I'#dm drunk£
Today I am Ashamed to be a Canadian
A Pretty Picture Because I'm Bored and It's Better Than Picking A Fight With Berg, According To Two Sources Anyway
A Pretty Picture Because I'm Bored and It's Better Than Picking A Fight With Berg, According To On Source Anyway
Fuck Dolphins
In the Matter of Cilfone v Berg
In the Matter of Cilfone v Berg
The March of the Black Queen - Prologue: Four Years Ago
Iron Man Movie Q&A
Giving Head / Getting Head - Tromeo & Juliet
Ol' Flea-Bitten Blues
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 14!
Yellow
Uber: The Magazine
Rape
Are you interested in music? 3
Hey
Recreational Drug Use
Bangin a dead chick has its risks and rewards...
Of Cannibalism
Bangin a deaf chick has its risks and rewards...
SPT: Sign the petition. SAVE THE MEN!
AP NEWS: Caulaincourt et le Habitants retraitent!
A Totally Self-Absorbed Story About My Life, Because I Can.
Celebrity Sex Dolls
Yesterdays Excursion
Seems about right
The Monkey King
Post Modern Priest
The Long Awaited and Wayyyy Over-Hyped Seventh Chapter of The Shielded Land + Rape Picture
My poetry i just started cheack it out
Coach Review
You Know, I Think That Those Towellies Might Just Be A Little Misunderstood...
Turtles.
Turtle
Where's the SOCCER post, fathead?
Since non-posts seem to be in fashion...
What Lies Beneath the Mask of the Burger King?
He's Electric! Part I
There
My First Fight: Canadian-style
The Cunts I work With Who Fuck Up My Zen
My First Fight and the Spoils of Pre-Teen War
Lesbian Quandary
Vindication.. For Method.. life story..
APW: Philip K. Dick
I Shit ,Therefore I Am
(NSFW) Lots of sadness today (Many RIP posts). Here's something to cheer you up. (Zero content)
R.I.P. Albert Hoffman
R. I. P. Dr. Albert Hoffman
so your cat has bigger balls than you? who gives a fuck! dogs get what they want because they earned it.
so your cat has bigger than you? who gives a fuck! dogs get what they want because they earned it.
Those damn Americans
Fucking cockneys
Thanks, for sparing my future
APW: Check The Balls on This Guy!
APW: Check The Balls on This Guy!
Google Earth Mystery Location, Vol. 4
reviewin' shit
Hey Uber...
Help Berty to do his job!
Target Remains
The Revolution Begins Now!
Free Ecards From 123Greetings.com
Why life is unfair
Schlongy Loves Video Games!
what's your favourite colour?
I Just Want To Fucking Murder Everyone
Little Nemo on Ice
Vindicated.
Humans
The Worst Thing Ever Just Happened to Me. Fuck the Plight of the Smelly Jews or the Difficulty the Awful Slaves Endured...
As far as you're concerned...
Humans
Teachers Bangs Special Ed students... Motive Not Known
A Tall Order
Top 250 movies...
Humanity: EPIC FAIL
nut buster
Google Earth Mystery Location, Vol. 3
Dear Old Soldier
A Grim Commotion
Shit Post Your Mom
My balls itch... call maintenence!
Grand Theft Auto IV
the people below me are having sex ...
The Reverend Jeremiah Wright's Wife and Mother Are Stinking, Fetid, Alcoholic Whores Who Would Sell their Manure Ridden Snatches for A Hit. Here's Why...
Bubba Camwhores!
A Letter To William Shatner From Dr. Phil
My religious beliefs.
Goodbye Kiss
i dropped my alpha-bits in the bible.
My layover in Singapore and almost taking the wrong plane
We weren't meant for this....
R.I.P Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
Novocaine For The Soul - An Arty Video Thing.
Dont marry!
Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear corn_nugget,
Vignette Fiction Challenge Nonsense
Cairo, Egypt
its MY country
Google Earth Mystery Location, Vol. 2
The Yellow Window
Beer, a Leer and a Queer? (with Camwhore)
Is it all you need?
In the event of a recession...
Fighting Fire With Fire
Starbucks
Disney Stars....
Once Upon A Time...
Would the real Doodles please stand up?
Green Eyes
One hit wonders don't always fade away
Ooooh raaa.
This is a load of crap.
Show Them Who is Boss
Evening...
Everybody looks like someone famous: Banjo
Uberversary 2.0 - Even more Hats
that new book aroma
Steroid Scandal Rewrites History
Goodbye Canada, Hello Australia
Straight Edge? WTF???
Google Earth Mystery Spot
Little Sally Sues Ubersite
RIP Humph
Danger Will Ranger, Danger! (NSFW)
Danger Will Ranger, Danger!
I married a Thai girl -- oh boy!
Google Earth Mystery Location...
Sid The Three-Wheeler Man
Uber I Went To Mexico And I Took Some Pictures For You
Google Earth Mystery Location #1
Hurty visits my heritage
Google Earth Mystery Location, Vol. 1
My Environs
GPF: Gruesome Photo Friday (No, not a camwhore, and no original content)
The stranger downstairs
You fucks
Hippy shit crapfuck anal blasting
Hippy shit crapfuck anal blasting
The amount of time men think about sex
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 13!
You Want Bonkeye? I'll Give You Fucking Bonkeye.
The Miserable Clown
Anyone interested in music? 2
Cause I'm the taxman, Yaaaaah I'm the taxman!!
Why Women Need To Stop Watching Romantic Movies
Random: Five Question Friday
so it goes
The Horror
An SPT Heeyyaaa - complete with photos of my trampling grounds, and random camwhore
Attention Fuckshits
Books
The Dog Shaped Like a Tripod
Beebing Habeeb - a tribute of sorts
SPT - My daily mantra (PLUS OATHY CAMWHORE FOR TEH LADIES)
A link to some short fiction.
SPT: UDS = Uber Delivery Service
SPT I Fucked a Real Bitch! SPT
The HABS ARE GOING DOWN!!!!
I'm More Salty Than I Originally Thought I Was...
Hunting for Hoochies
All of the jokes I have ever heard
Everybody Looks Like Someone Famous: HBTS
Uberotica 08': Late and still NSFW
bwahahahahahaahahhahahahahahhahaahahhahahahahaahahahahahaahhhahahaha
A matter of perspective.
Uberotica - Steve and his parole officer
So, who wants to grow...
Attn: Shlongy & Golfers
I need attention
UbErotica 08 - I Find the Touch of Your Skin
V (not finished)
Camwhore of HurtByTheSun's girlfriend
Happy Birthday to Me (or Things I have Learned in 24 Years)
Not all lesbian encounters are hot.
Cookie Monster Finally Out of REHAB
Advice needed and photo of my ex-girlfriend
Soxy Time
All In The Family (pt. 2) + Bonus Camwhore Explaining My Actions.
Me and Hookers!
Fur. The Uberotica post too explicit for the internet.
Washington Loses To Philadelphia, May Get Loser On Account Of Philadelphia
Uberotica - Sexy Time
Anyone following this polygamy mess in Texas?
FNN - Fictional News Network
Everybody looks like somebody infamous, well an infamous idiot. well infamous outside of the u.s. An infamous idiot the rest of us would recognise.
Is J.K. Rowling cunty or crafty?
Red Skies Look Old
'yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation’ yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation
Don't Trust Anything that Bleeds Five Days a Month and Doesn't Die
Why does an extended primary hurt the democrats?
The Greatest Mind of Our Time...
Like hell I cant do erotica.
Springfuck exshitzaganza
Here Are My Expectations For This Post
this sure woke me up the other day.
Words of advice
Uberotica: By a Stroke of Fortune
I now hate Larry Munson slightly less than I did before
Words of advice
Birth of the Good Ship Venus Party: an historic day!
Jerkin Off Isn't Just Fun....
Jerkin Off Isn't Just Fun.....
forget the fucking economy, does anyone have experience with EXPLICITLY SEXUAL dating website?
what is the economy, anyway?
The truth for all you bacon-haters
He can do it!!!
There is only ONE real sport.
“if you fail to plan, then plan to fail”
No! My Cousin Is From Eurasia! Will these wars never cease!? (NSFW)
Dear Ubersite, re: pregnancy
An Audience of Three - Video
In breaking news, Fallen endorses…..
Allow myself to re-introduce... myself!
Notes on the glamorous occasion that is April 20, 2008
My credit card is better than yours
Allow myself to introduce.... myself
5 Stupidly simple rules for remaining single
Mr. Lebowski Discusses the Playoffs
Girls, Cars, Beautiful Houses, And Other Things I Like To Be Inside Of
8 Simple Rules for Dating a Girl
Can't Give No More
Uberotica 2008 - The Final Round!
My average day on a graph
420 as it were
Welcome to my anticlimactic life
My shirt brings all the boys to the yard (camwhore)
Feel the burn
God Is Cruel (NSFW)
Canadian Healthcare: 2025
la la la
Useless Facts that you'll never use
Hey Caulincourt
I am good
The Fantasy Life of Rob Berg
Barak Obama Day, 2009!!
My life is a beautiful female
Less fat project, three years later (roughly)
The First Real Day Of Spring
Two steaks and a side order of humiliation.
Welcome to the pain. (My introduction to cycling.)
Crazy Eights House Rules
Dumpers
It's been a long time since I had school work to put on the fridge.
Chivalry is dead.
"The Gotham City Times" announces the closing of Arkham Asylum
Pumpers
Climbers
White female and shorter, cuter friend seek Kanye West tickets. Details here.
GPF - WTF happened with THAT? +some boobs to make the click not completely wasted.
Just Committed Suicide?
These Words are Timeless...
George Stephanopolous And The Media
A little slip
Silly little game for a Friday - Little to no content.
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 12 - AARGH! My Eyes!
Revenge!
Sic Semper Tyrannis
I love ubersite. Here's why.
Uberotica w/ Susie Derkins: In Which Some Muppets Violate Mr. Belvedere's Private Sanctum
Ubersite Less Fat Project: The Participants
I Can't Forget Sarah Marshall...
Picture of nothing and A GAY SONG
For Berty
For Berty
GTFO Jews
Why I hate E-mail
i hate the pistons
SPT Earthday
SPT: Uber Caption Contest - Win a Million! (NSFW?)
What language barrier?
Uberotica: Shlongy Plays With Himself, I Mean By Himself (suggestively NSFW)
If you go down on the wood today, you're sure to get something in your eye.
SPT: Berty cashes in on somebody else's talent for YOUR amusement!
Mr. Pope comes to washington
No Excuses, Fatass #3 (OMG let's talk about STEROIDS, creatine monohydrate, gym etiquette and goal setting!)
I WUB UBERSITE (and here's why)
"So I think we should talk"
How To Fuck Up Your Kids
Waving at the Pope
Uberotica: Showered with Affection (NSFW)
I’m becoming irrationally angry at those little oval Euro stickers
Through A Veil,
Reading + Hair Hippos
Uberotica 08': Sex Machine
My Shitty Luck
Muuuusic
Ways to save money! FAST
Uberotica - Lovin Aint Always Easy
MRs new phone.
Mom?
No Excuses, Fatass #2 (NSFW!!...Hydration, Set Structure and some commentary on nutrition that I'm sure will be hotly contested by Ubersite's HUGE nutritionist population)
Self Destruction
Essays: On Narration, Freud and the Gothic
sept 11
m4w... Electro? (i resized it. i think. i don't know.)
m4w... Electro?
Pope Tommy Lee
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 11!
does this make any damn sense?
The perfect dump.
I Heart Vampires and Muslims
leavin' town blues
Insurance for the Incontinent: Part 1
Tax tips to MAXIMIZE Your Refund
Bitter? I'll tell you why I'm bitter.
Teenage boys are the Devil
Silly Sevé (re-sized)
Silly Sevé
All In The Family (pt. 1) + Bonus Camwhore Explaining My Actions.
cheerio
UbErotica 2008 - I Don't Know...
Uberotica 2008 - The Second Round!
Asian subtitles?
Validating Attention Whores
General Chiang's Finest Hour
And The Winner Is?
I worked hard on this story.
Play it safe.
Can Eels Catch Horses?
Can horses catch eels?
Boondock Saint's as an English assignment, or Why I'm going to fail my first essay in English 101
Jeremy's Revenge
Human Feces Makes for an Effective Bargaining Tool (Or My Roomate is Either Insane or Gay)
Some of you will be happy - Camwhore/PS opportunity
EIGHTY FORCE!! Send a letter to the editor one WAY BOB! OHHHHHHH yeah. EIGHTY FORCE - HECK YEAH! they're gonna say-ave, the pretty awful day-ay! Eighty Force, they walk the walk, they look for problems then they disCUSS THEM. EIGHTY FORCE! HECK YEAeeeeee
Post history change for user # 16339
No excuses, fatass #1 (A new series containing applicable information to transform you from a sedentary heap of filth to someone recognizable as a healthy human being)
A Risk....
Bride to be...
Darkness On the Soul
Hate Friends
Matnotharry goes to India
Essays: On Erotica, Racism and Speech Impediments
James Bond New sidekick
What exactly is Ubersite for?
The True Ubersite Story of Super Mario Brothers
no luck fuck a duck
083y (maybe this time)
083y
Ubesite vs. Mad Libs
Fuckin' Mudders
The Chronicles of Foster Foskin's Adventures in Thailand 2
Nuke for sale!
Nature, Red in Tooth and Claw.
Hopeless losers
Did I Steal Your Chapstick in Atlantic City, New Jersey Last Summer?
Ubersite is a violation of General Order #1
Did I Steal Your Lip Gloss in Columbus, Ohio Last Summer?
The Chronicles of Foster Foskin’s Adventures in Thailand #1
JUST so you know
Ubersite Less Fat Project
Rob Berg Does Snark's Penis
I am excessively drunk
Practical Joke Friday: Never Mess With a Man's Car
SICK VIDEO!!! BME Pain Olympics....
Practical Joke Friday. Screwing with the heads of the gullible using e-mail and Photoshop
ATTN: Shlongy
Dear Beano312003: You're rather ill I think
BlG DlCK (nsfw)
The Saga of Weirdness Continues
Happy Friday, Fuckers!
Electro T-shirt design.
Claire's Terror
Sierra Mist: A bomb, just add cold
Visiting the U.S.? 10 Things You Should Know...
GPF - Heavily overdone photoshopping,enter at your own risk!
Breaking News! - Hidden Apprended In Mexico
The funniest practical joke ever! An uber contest
Just wondering...
A little more faith.
The IOC Missed a Trick
Anyone Interested in Music?
She's Home Again!
Farewell Uber... the end of Perks....
I'm all broken hearted and shit...
Ltap you are a faggot...
Billy Gets It
Post Modern view of the world...
Marvin, end
Hand Jobs
Fun with the Internet
Viva la SPT
Sam's Choice
After the 12 hours of travellin home...
The Olympic Torch Protest in San Francisco: Right Time, Wrong Place.
The Olympic Torch Protest in San Francisco: Right Time, Wrong Place.
SPT: I Hate This Guy
Eighty Force!! Versus the Wretched Old Hag and the Prisoner of Side-Scroll. ing. and the formating guy....Go EIGHTY FORCE ROCK ON MEN OF POWER! GO JUSTICE!!
Just an Ingratitude Post. Fuck You.
Ubererotica - Dining At The W
The Intimate Relationship Between Man and Beast.
One step away from the fucking bubble
The Tale of the Last Vampyre (NSFWish)
Steps
Fuck Tibet.
The Bondage Mistress
The Bondage Master
Just a gratitude post. Thank you.
P-muthafuckin'-Wee
I hate this guy
could OF should OF would OF (a dedication to Phallic_Cymbals )
A Fair Judgement
Uberotica with Icarus1987 - Brokeback Playhouse
Uberotica 08': I was left out of the whore's picture
The Scatology of Spring (NSFW)
Donating Plasma, Passing the Fuck Out, + Bonus Experima Name Drop!
Another poem.
Experima hurt my feelings.
My passion for writing... and Earl.
An Intelligent Discourse Regarding An Important Intellectual Issue (NSFW)
Retal.
Uberotica 2008 - To Love a Pirate (More Than You Should)
Pay back can be a bitch, a really fat bitch!
Family Ties - Uberotica 2008 (Slightly NSFW)
Negative Nancy
Bush Sucks/ Change the country
Brain Death
Sex as a Spider
Boss Hawk
Christ Version 2.0
I received this in the mail today...
OH WHEN THE REDS! Go marching in! OH WHEN THE REDS GO MARCHING IN.....
In 12 Hours Time I Travel Home...
what would you do?
Worst ever revised
Worst ever
Uberotica 2008 - Two Bags of Sand
The Best Uberotica Submission
Uberotica or Suck My Cold Dead Cock Bitches I'm an Oscar Winner
The Red Motherfucking Scare (A bit long)
The Red Motherfucking Scare (A bit long)
My UberErotica Entry
Why I find black people so funny
Uberotica: Are We Sitting Comfortably? (NSFW)
Uberotica 2008 - Tuesday, 5:45 PM
Uberotica: Are we Sitting Comfortably?
Puking in a urinal is not a good way to start your evening -or- My adventure at Oktoberfest! -or- Minimal effort post for people with ADD
Uberotica - Always There for Me
Round One: In God I Trust
Subjective Irrelevance.
Guess what I received in the mail today...
abaddon
Chronicle and I careen in on a collision course to contradiction
Raising (or at least Building) the Bar
Marvin, part 4
Prostitutional Motivational Poster
Something Good..
What is said and what is heard
How are you going to spend your 600 Bucks?
Tales of a former crowd controller: Fat Earl
A Rattling of Slut Sabres
(REPOST) The Rape Of Fluffy -or- How I Lost My Innocence (NSFW PIC)
Uberotica '08 - A Storm of Forbidden Love
I'm back in all my glory.
Email at YourFullName.com ($1.99/yr.)
Uberotica ‘08 - A Brief and Simple How-To Guide: Church
All my base are now belong to Georgia, Fuck work part II (With Bonus FUCK! NSFW)
Just stopped by to tell you folks to fuck off
I think my backyard is getting smaller
A steel hand in a silk glove (A little NSFW)
A Couple of Burnout Stoners Discuss Complex Issues (2)
My other bad gay experience!
Why I will never set foot in a gay bar again!
Turning Points
Uberotica 2008 - The First Round!
Working is for Losers
time on the meter.
The ORPHELIA 3000
Goddamn This Website to Hell!!!
It Never Rains, But It Pours
Ben Affleck is Gay
It's Monday morning and you know what that means: Another Video Camwhore
Everything you never wanted to know about.
God Before the Children
Facing the Fear - Killer Klowns from Outer Space
The last 24 hours... In a Graph!
R.I.P Charlton Heston
Deaths Hand
His cold dead hands, HA HA HA HA
Heston loses long fight to Gayness / dies.
R.I.P. Heston
R.I.P. Heston
R.I.P Charlton Heston
Attention Deficit Disorder Is A Blessing
Roaches and the Willies at 2 AM
Sometimes even men have emotions.
RIP Charlton Heston
Charlton Heston October 4, 1924 – April 5, 2008
It's all the same in the end
Uberotica w/Susie Derkins: Full House, Queen High
where did this come from?
The butterfly wing steers the storm
Hello kitty!
85% Enlightened
WHo are the Science Fiction Writers in here? NSFW
The Office Strikes Back
I'm sorry, but I had to!
it might take me 5 ta make it
Bored on saturday, and TUNAK.
Slam beat circle jerk beast-fuck poetry cream pie
Five minute post. - Sex: Sold Out
5 minutes of bullshit
5 minute post entry. "Edge"
A Player to the End.
I Have a Great Idea
Several Third Graders Plot to Attack Teacher - Yet another Fucked Up Incident Coming From My Home State
Marvin, part 3
5-minute post NSFW
Five minute post, with 4 minutes to spare
5 minute post
Five minute post
5 minute post...
5 Minute Post about nothing really
5 Minute Post: I just pissed myself
Painfully stupid truth
Why I like Midgets
5 minute katamari
5 minute challenge
Five Minuto Challenge
Five Minute Story with appearances by CAPS LOCK and the LEFT SIDE OF MY FACE
It took me 5 minutes or more.
ITS.......The Apollo's Birthday TToM Extravaganzalooza
Five Minutes Post But Not Really Because I Went On For Quite A Long Time Sorry: What Happened That One Time I Went Shopping
Smoking Marijuana At the Office, or How to do it Right.
Why I quit school....
Photoshop Comp - GPF me damnit !
5 Minute Challenge - Ass Mountain
Five Minute Challenge: Eva Braun
A picture to Boggle the Mind.
On the occasion of Apollo's Birthday
5 Dimensions in 5 Minutes
A pic of the Croc wrestler guy!
Happy 31st Birthday apollo88!
Happy Birthday, Head
Five Minutes of Fun: Baked on Baker Street
Uber (5 Minute Post Entry)
5ive minutes until your heart stops. (Repost because I'm an epic failure)
5ive minutes until your heart stops. (Five Minute Comp.)
5 minutes challenge
Five Minutes of Fun - Lunchtime Walk
Action Adventure 3000!!!
Five Minute Post Comp.
Uh oh. I think this might mean I'm getting old.
Arggghhhh i hate wasps, WASP OUT A BMP INSIDE
I Pity The Fool (longish)
Photoshop Comp - entertain me damnit
No car, No phone, No Hot Lesbian Action; But there is a disgusting fat bitch at the gym somewhere in this post.
Satan's Runt - The Camwhore!
I'm a sensual lover
It's time for a sexy party
Harrison Ford hates Hugh Grant
SPT: A New Yozz Camwhore! (By Request)
Trip out to an Oil Platform
Marvin, part 2
I Bought Something; Quite Possibly My Favourite Instrument
I dropped out of school.
Stranded
i thought you died
Pregnant MAN, my ass!
Man wrestles croc to rescue wife - Or Australia, the land of the ludicrously brave
random questions
SPT - Real Men Of Genius Caption Contest
The Squee Signal Has Gone Up
SPT - give me your extremes
So it's your leaving day?
So it's you're leaving day?
SPT: Wet Pussy in the Shower
SPT: Uber Caption Contest.
I got his letter on my birthday (for realz)
I got his letter on my birthday (for realz)
The Long Sought After and Requested Sixth Chapter of The Shielded Land
Two Posts In One- Zicam Does Not Work & My Eyes Were Raped
Uberotica 2008 warmup- How to show her you really love her
A Short Story About Orphelia and Experima Having Sex
Kittens and Puppies always die
I'm bored and thought I'd post a poem.
I miss my sister
Skullbite takes a shot at the black boxes.
For anyone looking to buy a car in the UK
Retard ID Cards: A Proposal
What do you think?
Bromance. No. Seriously. It's now a word.
ATTN: Arsenal
Across the Universe: Suprisingly Not That Bad ORRRR maybe I'm just really high
APW: Concentrate Very Hard - This Will Blow Your Mind.
APW: Concentrate Very Hard - This Will Blow Your Mind.
Uberotica 2008
A Gentleman's Agreement
Video Games: Piracy with Impunity!
Living with Stoners makes April Fools' Almost Too Easy
You Dumb Bastards!
Proof - I love the White Sox
FINISHED Shielded Land Prologue (Don't clcik unless you really like my last one, and really want to read the minor alterations I have made)
The Rape of Fluffy or How I Lost my Innocence (NSFW PIC)
King Herbert
It's ON, Jack!
Eyeballed: Episode 10 - Eyes On Existentialism
Obama Porn Scandal?
Don't find Caul's song.
Name This Song...
Youtube Goes Rick
Super-tard
Shlongy, TheUniter, Scourge, inion_de_trua , Caulaincourt, Bubba2341, shadow, Brdn_Nkd, Crystle, Hilarity_Ensues, simple_catalyst, monkeyswithguns, CaptainThorns, sicosemen, orphelia, skrapmetal, EmissionImpossible, JonnyX, forensicgirl3, Berty, Mud
Awake
Probably the Best Post Ever!
no goodbye, no hello.
An Outpouring of Grief for the 'One that Got Away'
Lime in the Coconut. Refer to image for instructions
Hidden101 Gets Beebed
ass radar...
This is clearly the fault of someone from this site
Marvin
Baseball and a camwhore
I'm a vain motherfucker (WARNING: ABSOLUTELY NO CONTENT [but there is a camwhore])
fuckpuppies
no lolcats : (
Ode to my lunch
I have to kick this fucking Bum out! Help me uber!!
Idiots
...do you believe? (UFO content)
Shooter's Ninth
Cooking with semen
Modelling: Sorry Not Interested
Racism or Truth (You Decide): I Did Not Evolve
Good uh.... Monday then ahhhhh...... don't know
The Smile
NEW and IMPROVED and now with less epilepsy!!! Video CaMwHoRe
The End Of The Road For Stabkill
Poo does NOT go there.
On loss
Why I went to Bible College
Should I Sue A Fag Who's Been Harrassing Me ?
Pop Tarts from Hell
Dark Turns.
The transportation of man
A call to boycott Greyhound
Can't sleep = fear of helicopters + camwhore
And You Thought I Couldn't Sink Any Lower. Plus Super Not-So-Fucking Rare EbolaMay Camwhore!
upside down
Beating up a girl
There's Only Two Things I can Watch When I'm Hung Over
The Story of Not So Happy Henry and Mad Marie... and an explanation as to why mountains explode.
A Glimpse into the Life of a College Slacker
Adventures in Iambic Pentameter (OR- Robocalypse Now: Redux)
Monkees
Why do you hate kittens so much?
The Carousel
The Workweek Escape
Girl flashes webcam, blows you a kiss. (NSFW if you're a homo).
Where my taste in music came from
Boy Burns Cock: Gets Kicked By Friends (No More, No Less)
Sun
What to wear to the Grand National?
What a Wospital with Gif (Repost rewritten from a long long time ago)
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 10!
Abortion is Murder!!!!!
A Short Story About Jack McCallum
Ballare Gets Beebed
I just took a knee to the solar-plexus...
SPT: Ha ha Hitler
The I don't know what to post post's follow up post
SPT: Talented writer tires of trying to entertain you fucktards - Now with 100% more Yozz Camwhore
voters choice: greatest song of the last millennium
SPT: Talentless hack writer tires of trying to entertain you fucktards and camwhores instead
Tips for a successful job interview, Click Here!
My Roommate is an Asshole, and You Can Too!
SPT - (34x - 1.22(3y)) = truth
SPT - All Things Considered...
Road Rage
SPT: When Orphelia met Flashy
White Mice and Dead Cats
SPT: A Series Of Ordinary Events (With Poor Quality Camwhore!)
SPT: Toilet Humor
R.I.P Jericho
A Serious Literary Discussion
Luv You Babee! (BSFW)
The Phone Book Scandal.
The: I don't know what I'm going to post post
How could something like this happen....
Cyclists
Women can't drive for shit...
For Bubba
The Two Faces Of Venus
The BOSH Man! BECOMES TRAINED IN FIRST AID!!
PIcture from "2008 Boat Owners for McCain Rally"
For Captain Thorns
For Captain Thorns
For Captain Thorns
Pictures of Jessica Alba Topless
*Click*
The Death of Sport
"Doomsday" Movie Review
Imagine.
Are You Racist? Probably! Click here to find out!
It came from the Virtual Looking Glass...
Lyin Queen
Lion Queen
Lion Queen
Thats it. Game Over. I'm Done.
Misadventures of my youth - we almost died
Lion Queen
What have you people done?
The Alphabet
Engrish: A Language of Beauty.
A Series of Unfortunate Exclamations (with Camwhore)
Dinosaurs can cure gayness!
Anybody Out There Know Much About Computers?
"It's Lonely at the Top."
Cocoa
DOOM: Repercussions of Evil
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 9!
Find Jesus or BURN IN HELL.
Tarot Card - 1, Magic Eight Ball - 1
The Highly Anticipated 5th Chapter of the Shielded Land (With Picture of Girl After Reading This Chapter)
Find Jesus or BURN IN HELL.
What are you thinking about?
I Buried a Bunny on Easter
Happiness
T h e r e O n c e W a s A M a n F r o m N a n t u c k e t
There Once Was A Man From Nantucket
An Easter Message About Hope.
Goddamn Shame About It
Meet the Oggies
Happy Easter
A Twat ??? (NSFW)
The Serious Question is... (Please vote on this question)
At Last!! Ubermadness V, The Ultimate Contest!
UberLibs Competition (user participation required)
Tightcapism assholism
John Craven Vs. John Wilson
Easter Egg Art
Whatever happened to this guy?
Ubersite - I need your help...
The Greatest Speeches of All Time
Happy Easter
some people just need to be shot in the face and lit on fire
Today
Album Review - The Brian Jonestown Massacre
The Odyssey Years (article from NY Times)
You got it right, John Rudolph (NSFW)
Before Guevara and After Roberta (part 2 0f 2)
A Holiday Greeting From My Baby
OMG YOU W0N'T BELlEEEEEEVE THIS!
Ponder Bay
i want some GAY sex and i want it NOW!
I just fisted myself !!!
The Big Universal Sexual Mishap
Toilet Paper Etiquette / Fantasy Baseball Sign Up
What the Fuck Are We Doing?
Rabbit Jesus. My constant fight
Video Camwhore
da
Proof?
The Sea Hates Us: The Stingray
GPF A little bit of pong.
A Counterstrike: Source Adventure
Guitar talk
What I did instead of Work today...
You Cheeky Thing! (NSFW)
The only problem is my massive ego. And by ego I mean penis.
Dr. Guevara and the Prettiest Girl in Long Beach (pt 1 of 2)
Holy. Fucking. LOL
GPF: Holy Hottie (NSFW)
Child safety matches or spontaneous combustion
The strangest Easter themed pic I've seen.
Deep in the heart of Texas
Mother Nature Can Go Suck A Dirty Sweaty Moldy Aids Infested Bums Sack
Why I don't ride motorcycles...
Easter Mourning.... (Warning.This shit post contains the following: pissing & moaning, crying over spilt milk, bellyaching, nostalgia, bad spelling and a camwhore)
Saltation
i've got absolutely nothing to say
Wild and Green (large image)
Dear Mr. Cilfone,
REPOST- I quit my job. Fuck, being a Bouncer!!!
Quit my job. Fuck being a bouncer!
umm.. okay
News Roundup, March 20, 2008
Well, Whatcha' gonna do?
After blowing your nose into a tissue, you look at it!
Engulfing the Patriarchy Mythos, and why "Atonement" is timely
What Pretty Things I Bring You (NSFW)
a conversation with my cup of coffee (Shitty Post And Stupid Camwhore Included For Free)
Diary of agent Rask, Part 3
Short Story
Obama Yo Mama
SPT -- All this talk about Easter made me think of bunny suicides.
The Lure Of Being A Modern Day James Bond Was Too Good To Sidestep
The BOSH Man! SHARES HIS POWER KNOWLEDGE RE: EASTER!
SPT: A historical review of my first Easter egg hunt.
Misadventures Of My Youth or What Not To Do When Exploring Remote Places
SPT: Wittle Bunny Wabbit (NSFWish)
oh HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE
SPT: America's Map of the World (and Happy Easter, Bitches)
SPT A paradoxical, insoluble, or difficult problem; a dilemma: "the conundrum, thus far unanswered, of achieving full employment without inflation(Arthur M. Schlesinger) A poser if you will......with special bonus Apollo camwhore
Awareness Experiment (Wanna come play?)
I Never Want to See You Again
I Love New Orleans
Jeremiah Killed a Bullfrog
More random crap to waste your life on....
Ereuthophobia or perhaps Jellyophobia
My st pats
If Obama wins, I'm movin' ...
Lilly, Susie, and Debbie
The Marketplace of Ideas - A Debate in Chalk
Uberville (CAMWHORESPTAPWGPFPLEASEFORTHELOVEOFGODLOOKATTHISPOST!)
First GIF
How Corporations Get Away with Hiring Retards
Takin' it to the streets...
R.I.P Arthur C Clarke
Dick....less
Electro I would kiss you.. lets be frank here.
Nancy
Old School protesting vs. the Internet: Which is the better catalyst for change?
Slander, What to do about it.
The glamour of Motorbikes
The Ultimate Internet Peep Show
Uber Libs
Edge of the Village
The Wicked O'Neil
Shielded Land Chapter 4 (2 of 2) (With Unrelated Hottie Pic)
Shielded Land Chapter 4 (2 of 2) (With Unrelated Hot Girl PIc At End)
Wal*Mart Parking Lot Incident
if you had five minutes...
The Answer to the Picture Contest...
The Answer to the Picture Contest...
Sicosemen I would Kick the shit out of you.. lets be frank here.
Stupid fucking teachers. You showed ROOTS To a Fifth grade class!!!
tequila = blackout!?
Uberdirectory 2007 TRH Edition: Lazy Ass Directors Cut
Hypocritical Hillary
Jesus of Nascar-eth
The Solution to DonovanMD's Picture Post Is Here!
like throwing a golf pencil down a hallway
Careful, Reading This Post Will Make You GHEY
Diary of Agent Raskolnikov. Part 2
Sugarfoot and Wolfie
...It Is What It Is........ u all suk ... ur welcome
Porn And Candy
The Dieary of Agent Raskolnikov. Part 1
Here Boy....Here Boy LOL
Paige's Birthday Party
Obama and "Super-Patriotism"
Health Tip: Does Your Prostate Hurt After Sex?
Smashy Smashy
O'Nyquil
Luck O' The Irish Comp - Beer Goggles!!
Drunk in Portugal, and weird european keyboards
Heartbreak
A few thoughts.
jokes and jokes and jokes and HAhahahaaa
FUCK FAFSA, FUCK WELLSFARGO..(A bloody Rant)
college
...This is teh reason ....
OMFG! I Got Teleport Hax!!!1
Shamrock Open mini contest
How Do You Know if You've Been Roofied?
Rape Post Of The Day
The Accidental Escort (2)
Uber picture contest - win moniez!
My totally badass guitar collection
Rawr
ritual
TV Story
Sight Restored
my therapy
What is the World Coming To? NSFW
You can't make this shit up.......
Vegetarians and blowjobs
Anal Sex
Shielded Land Chapter 4 (1 of 2)
toasted bagels and butter
Getting Back to Basics - Raising your Kids
Smell My Shit--Really!
Random lists for your reading pleasure
Fun with puzzles
Fun with puzzles
Truth and freedom
Porn and Meat.
(Repost) If You Rape A Whore It's Like Shoplifting
(Repost) If You Rape A Whore It
(Repost) If You Rape A Woman It's Like Shoplifting
A Happy Ending
If You Rape a Whore It's Like Shopping Lifting
Relatively secure 30 year old gets re-introcuced to his 19 year, 'I'm in love' insecure, pathetic fuck past persona.
Hey, CAIR... Muhammad sucks camel cock!
I took a free online IQ test...
I'm no Picasso.
More standup- hooray
KREWL (Chapter 1)
First post crap!
Caulin jerked me off...
weight lifting
On China, The Economy, and Enjoying Whores (NSFWish)
*Burp* Excuse Me
sweet little whore princess with a big booty needs lovin'
Beers for the Homeless
The sinking ice shanty and the beauty of engineers putting useful knowledge and skill to useless use
There's No Reason To....
project managing our children's literacy
Happy Steak and BJ Day! (NSFW)
Boy, these pretzels are makin' me thirsty. GPF
The Big Uber Debate.
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 8!
A poem I wrote
camwhore
The BOSH Man! WATCHES OLD SITCOMS!!
New Kosher patch for Win XP
Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?
i love ubersite (no content....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
i love ubersite (no content....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Fuck that stupid toilet girl from Wichita!
Vengeance in Return pt. 3
Beer Me! Part 2 - Denver Edition
Project A.L.I.C.E
Re: The Rotting Reprise of my future
Two Fags Walk Into a Gym...
Why Do Some Women Take So Long Using The Bathroom? One HEAD Case Study
If It's Not Scottish, It's Crap!
spt-Someone call the ASPCA already
Hi Ubersite! Camwhore! Yay!
5 things I will not being doing just because I'm almost 30 years old (plus CAMWHORE)
Land of the Lost
The Accidental Escort (1)
SPT: Ladies Of The Night
Luck O' The Irish: St. Patrick's Day Contest!
SPT Sofia Vergara: My New Crush
Shielded Land Chapter 3 (2 of 2)
Free Women or Free Burritos?
i just died a little inside
St. Patricks Day at the Farm
Local Boy Punished at School
President John McCain
Only in America...
Only in America...
Only in America...
An Unexpected Smidgeon of Justice
survey
Vengeance in return pt. 2
In other news...
Camwhoremania
APW: Cai Guo-Qiang's Installation Pieces
APW: Fire in the forest.
Three years and a hot chick
Coming soon to an intartube near you
The Perfect World Plan.
Eat your bitch
APW: Dinner In The Sky
What a perfect object
Of Meat and Holes
Paterson Pinball
McCain vs Obama fact sheet...
Mc
Pot Noodle spoofs Guinness' Tipping Point ad
Five tips for enjoying an Australian music festival
Why I own you faggots (+ Camwhore!
One of my child hood dreams is shattered
Fuck it all
Learning what should be normal
why do these women consent to this humiliation
Insurgent Monkey's Dream
Stick it up your superbly coiffed arses you gaylord italian cunts!
My Dog Is An Idiot
Bored, some pictures off the google.
Lol cats get a tan
Hmmm
Post history change for user#19712
There’s Nothing Left To Fight For
Good Enough to Fuck Your Mother
Im Back Bitches...
up for grabs
The Demise of Bill Bond
The Purge (flash horror)
Polyamory
Mind If I Get In A Set? And... Where Are My Pants?
Shield Land Chapter 3 (1 of 2)
Ten things I hate about Jew
Trial
Vote now: Best Canadian Film of all time?
moral quandry
How does man's garden grow
ATTN: Whores
RIP Eliot Spitzer
Attn: AMERICANS
Americans: Your Snacks are Shit.
Uber Crossword # 2.
It's EI's thrilling tale of unexpected horror!
He isn't so bad.
Didn't I Say Enough Fucking Snow?
I love you, too (NSFW)
There really aint a damn thing ta say
How Many States Have You Been In?
I love you
Why does Bubba suck Jack's cock?
Doesn't she know?
God is an Alien
Vengeance in Return pt. 1
Blizzzzard!
Lets build ourselves a nuke!
I would rather be.
What would you rather be? Blind or in a wheel-chair?
A Smorgasbord of Living Love and the Thoughts of an Imigrant named Julespe VonHartegut in a Presentation Presented by the World of the Dead and the Sea of the King Where all Things Lost can be Found again like the Dime Bag you Lost about a Year Ago That's
dusty feet and star-eyed
I swear to God this DID happen last night.
Grocery Shlopping.
Record Breaking Snow - There's Fucking Snow Everywhere
Record Breaking Snow - There's Fucking Snow Everywhere
Excuse me, sir?
WARNING: This could very well be a poem and have a giant sidescrolling cartoon.
Nieve Youth... Carry on.
10,000 B.C. : Don't do it.
You will not fucking believe what I got a ticket for today
Caturday - Lolcat
Poems
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or else you would not have come here... "
Random Five Questions Friday:
Ten minutes.
One of THOSE Shits...
Another Leprechaun, another bar.
rhyming is waaay overrated
Random: Five Question Friday
E's LOLCat Post
The Leprechaun
The BOSH Man! BECOMES A SHOE-SLINGIN' CHAMPION OF KARATE AND FRIENDSHIP!!
Part Time Shiskabob
Harry the Horse
Creep's Last Day (re-repost)
What White People Say
Creep's Last Day (repost)
Creep's Last Day
Please please please!
Just incase you missed it
Unforgivable Remakes pt 1.
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 7!
Shielded Land Chapter 2 (2 of 2)
Is someone on here acting like Captain Foamy?
SPT: I Like Touching Myself
I Want To Have Sex With Danger_Ranger
Humor (NSFW)
high school musical (nsfw)
Canada VS Mexico
Hell Hath No Fury (or Gay for a Day)
King of Beasts
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat. "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
Intensity (+Bonus picture of Hidden101 playing hockey)
Admiring the shape of one's skull
I have discovered the secret identity of Yoda!
Humor Is Not Politically Correct
My Favorite Future Posts, Vol. 1
Lil' Chat with Mum
SPT - Garfield Minus Garfield
Two's a Crowd (Flash Fiction?)
Five things that make Beverly Hills 90210 Series 2 Great
My Personal Study of the Female Orgasm
I lied (first REAL camwhore) nsfw kinda again repost
I lied (first REAL camwhore) nsfw kinda again
Here is Today
Your Dream
Little sis is growing up.
Virgin.
curse of the phantom love
Fire
Works like a charm.
The Bridge at Dusk
Special none. *camwhore*
Somewhere between the plate thrower and the emotional cripple
Smelly People Rant
Oh, Lesbians.
Asshole itches.
Maybe Tesla does the Astro
No country for old men review
Sobriety is a thing of the past
RIP: Gary Gygax.
The first weirdness arrived on Sat.
Bitching: Enough Fucking Snow Already
Shielded Land: Chapter 2 (1 of 2)
Here's the story, of a lovely lady...
Demise of a Wino
More Proper (as the Chinese would say) Engrish
Its YOU’RE, not YOUR
Got to love the old
field trip (nsfw)
done
A Better Mousetrap
A Few Words About My Johnson
(Repost) NSFW He Won't Take This Nation Back For Christ
(Repost) He Won't Take This Nation Back for Christ
He Won't Take This Nation Back For Christ
Was it the spring lambs Clarice?
On Cheating
How Gary Gygax Really Died
Win 2 Tickets, All Expenses Paid Including Air Fares To The 2008 Olympic Game In Beijing, China
"But I don't want to go among the mad people," Alice said.
Uber's salute to an American Hero
thea's
Mythical Creatures.
R. I. P. Gary Gygax
Gamers of the world mourn today
I'll probably never finish this
RIP Gary Gygax
I attempt to give a guitar lesson.
BBC reports Iran Nuclear Test
Flying Banana Over Texas
Flying Banana Over Texas
Epic Drama Post (destined for Most Heated) - TOTALLY NSFW
Happy March 4th Uber
A Dude, a Dyke and a Diner
A Smile
Take a sad song....
As the World Keeps Turning
Sportsmanship - even in Australia.
Kick'n it oldschool
From Eternity to Here.
Fury of a woman scorned – on Wikipedia
Anyone ever been to a nudist colony?
Invisible fishing line
essay #1
Thank you, http://www.ubersite.com/m/115330 (perhaps NSFW)!
People who make me hate video games
My take on a Paul Harvey Story
I <3 Pussy
The truth
USMC David Motari Throws Puppy Off Cliff: Disturbing Video
You don't want a little virus.
RIP_Jeff_Healey
too much porn
It's Monday. I've got a fifth of vodka in the trunk of my car, what's up.
Let’s hear it HotWillie, you snaggle-toothed cocksucker, and all you other spineless bags of Übershit!
Ubergrams: Tantra Phonics
List of interesting things on the internet
Random hash.
My first date
My cube is a little hyper today
The Wayward Pinky
Your opinion please
Confinement Of His Own Creation
Random: Five Answer Monday.
Is There A Noodle Rehab?
Last day of sobriety
The Strange Tale Of The Lupus Fang
Second Step, further than the first, didn't embarass myself and a pro did worse
finality?
Just give it a try
I was watching American Beauty tonight and came away with this.
I would keep all the bicycles
R.I.P Slimey...
I Watched Juno Today - It Sucked, Completely.
Nitrous Epiphany
dopey dave
call tones
Amateur Philosophy
i shaved my penis
Why I Fucking HATE Gumby
Escape cat, DONE PROPERLY!
fuck hippies
Reference GIF
Surrendering to the Urge to Make a Fool of Myself
is there a drug sub-text in the spiderman movies?
I'm Still Sick [Fuck, I Hate It]
The Birth of Rap
Indecision
bee bop bop da da bope
Ignore Escape Cat
Escape cat
Lazy Cat
Random: Five Question Friday...A little Late
Cake for Gut
My Letter to Sonic Solutions
Swing back at the darkness...
I hope everyone here likes poo stories
made in china
oh office uncomfortableness how I loathe you.
My boyfriend has no idea what a feline is.
What If Everything You've Ever Wanted......
Fuck you too, Linus
Illustrated News:Yuppie Northsiders Want to Kill Sam Zell, (at least In e-mails..)
eros agape phila
none
I Tried To Open A Can Of Whoop Ass On My Cell Phone Provider And Wound Up Looking Like An Idiot.
Ubergrams: Butler Silk
Aren't you an Adorable Little Abomination?
ubergrams... rank me ok, o' U-S-A (gpf...)
Bored @ Work!
Alters!
A French Fancy
Turning Points in My Life and Other Such Things
The Oak Tree - Part 2 and the end ;o(
bart us is a dirty whore
Stupid Things I've Said or Been Told
Dear VIP List,
How NOT to get served (nothing to do with dancing)
whole?
Lab La Re
Ubertines 08-Lucky Man
Ubergrams: Pam Stalker
The most boring website in the world
Ubertines 08: Curry Hurry
Why did the British fight a war against the Boers for a second time?
Ubergrams: Cluck Clam Jam
Nil Us
Ubergrams: Thy Soft Enema Stoke
Events You Don't Care About OR We Make Our Own Soap Opera
Cock Thief Stunts
The Corrector
Monkeys Thugs Win
Anagram entry: Gibe Hitherto
Anagram entry: Gibe Hitherto
Anagram Entry: Simple Question.
2007 Performance Evaluation
SPT - Third try?
SPT - My secret to the internet
SPT - My secret to the internet
SPT: Tarot Card - 1, Magic Eight Ball - 0
It Is Time For You To Confess. NOW.
Dear Muddy
Random Acts of Kindness
Loosen Up
Ubergrams - Because One Contest At A Time Just Isn't Enough
I think I need to check my underwear...
Veni Vedi Velcro
SPT – Anybody else have a thing for cross-eyed girls?
Ubertines '08: Going Home
Can i has...? (NSFW)
Can i has...?
The Killing Joke:
So like...
My Psychologist Told Me to Stop Listening To His Bullshit (with Camwhore)
I have discovered the secret identity of.... Ubersite?!?!!
The Internet and the Ignorance of Modern Youth
Shit
The Internet and the Ignorance of Modern Youth
coffee stained notebook paper i found in my suitcase from Tennesse OR we need to talk
I Can't Help That I'm Custom Made
human
Dude, its acorns.
jmn
R.I.P. William F. Buckley
Shaken, Not Stirred, Baby Syndrome
The True Story of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
An Uber Challenge
Okay, yeah, I know, you hate mainstream teenage crap, but listen one time.
The Oak Tree - Part 1
Pun Invitation
APW: Trains, Planes and... Plants. Mostly just plants actually.
?First day of sobriety (camwhore?)?
Under my umbrella...
Only The Devil Can Help --- New Music (Now with 89.3% more ass kickery and non-douchery. SFW.
Add Jews to the list of people that don't like me much !!
gable
forgive me father, for i have sinned
torn
theory
smile
units
Now Who's Crazy for Having an Owl Fetish? (NSFW)
Earthquake!
why don't humans relish the smell of each other's shit and piss?
A Dog of a Night
Uncensored Live Chat WIth Horneyt Girls
Hatemail to all Ubersite Users.
Bad Tattoo: A Misshapen and Potbellied Grizzly Bear
Two Things I love.
my friend Barry
The Last Eight Months of My Mind's Eye
And THEY said it couldnt be done.....
And they said it couldnt be done....
Australia's contribution to the world: CRAP.
Love your planet.
Ode To An Apathetic Asshole (i.e. SoxSexSax)
He Touched My Penis A Little
In Soviet Russia, Party Finds You!
I'm happy to know these crazy insectoids live in my basement.
A Distressing Cover-Up
I Touched My Penis a Little
The statement is false.
killing time
Rocky the Fourth 2D Edition
Rochteim ker Plongaro
Rochteim ker Plongaro
Rochteim ker Plongaro
spm...Bored as Fuck Today.
public speaking
Where my money at? or where's it going.
Ubertines 08: Round 3 (Excuse me miss, is that my batch on your) Pairs
I took the first step last night
The Revelations of Barbara Hilliker (part three)
The Revelations of Barbara Hilliker (part two)
The Revelations of Barbara Hilliker (part one)
On Circles and Recycling and Floating Children
Threesomes FTW
The Surprise Pregnancy
Concert review: Coheed and Cambria and Linkin Park, Madison Square Garden, February 21, 2008
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 6!
ubersite, ij'm reaching out for your
I Ate Too Many Of These...
Running Away
WW1 Explained for Internet Generation + camwhore
Revelations.
Things I'm going to miss from college.
I'd rather *you* went extinct.
Damnit Ralph
A bunch of gibberish
Sentimental - ness.
Rage4+5 (Rage in Space and The Dawn of Serious Rage)
A Test
Shit that pisses me the fuck off
How's My Driving
Bart & Hidden101's Arrest Captured On Tape
The Best Breakthrough 'Act'
Donovan's 2008 Oscar Picks
Sour
13 Flavours of Smirnoff + Bonus Quiz
What Women Do When We Aren't Looking
Terminator Drunk
Random: Five Question Friday
Art Post Whenever - Warning: may contain traces of nerd
I swear I don't wear thongs
Unacceptable Employee Behavior
Trot
How could they...?
Birthday camwhore
Exactly what is wrong with the mainstream?
Happy Birthday, Abe Vigoda
JMG's Oscar Reviews 2008
Letters from god
The Following Trailer Has Been Approved For All Audiences by the MPAA.
Real Scary Movies
yeah bye. A gif....for sexy lil orphelia :P
Ubertines '08 FUck, I forgot, 45 minutes late
Ubertines 08: Epic Love Begets Epic Tragedy.....a reprint
Job Wanted
WW: Explained for gamers
There's a possibility I crapped my pants
Disordely Conduct or Why I am out of school for a week
RIP 23 yr old AJ
I'm not a waiter anymore.
Peace
Hi
SPT Prince of Uber
Ubertines 08: Lovesong for Auntsex (or "the Breakup Confession")
I Voted For Hillary Clinton.
Spiderman approves
This Mortal Coil -- R.I.P Reggie
SPT: He's got a point
Ubertines '08: "My Little Buttercup"
(SPT) I have the answer...
How Retarded is Too Retarded?
see ya
My Cows Will Fuck You Up
Hell Arrives Daily
Hell Arrives Daily
Gif Post Whenever (Warning: no content)
Funny Games -- A Pre-Review -- and Open Letter to Hollywood
Where is my goddam Iranian Oil Bourse, ETS??
Should We Ban Nipples in the Workplace?
Uber Rex.
What the hell is HOLYSHITGETITAWAYFROMME!
What the hell isHOLYSHITGETITAWAYFROMME!!!
Hindsight is 20/20 (What I wouldn't give) NSFW
Short Story
Lost: 26 Year Old Caucasian Male's Testicules.
first maya
You Are All Incredibly Moronic (2)
I knew i had seen them somewhere!!
Inferno Rising (Part II)
5 Possible Write-In Candidates for US President
APW - Paintings of Mine for you to Bash.
Tips for Takin Care of Yer Asshole Emo Wuss Baby
Beautiful 1080p
Ubertine's 08: All about the lovin with gloves
Ubertines Round 2 '08 - 'Love is... Saturday
A Day In The Life
Yes! Yes! YEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!
Yes! Yes! YEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!
Yes! Yes! YEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!
i need help tracking down some books
married to vengeance finale
Red On The Head, Like A Dick On A Dog-69
RIP Fidel Castro. The Greatest Dictator There Ever Was!
The story of my life
Farewell Fidel Castro...you are not gone
RlP REIGN OF FlDEL CASTRO
I See What You Did There: Advertising Cleverness.
You Are All Incredibly Stupid (1)
Feelings suck, kissing is awesome.
'Who likes Caricatures?'
hi
three-hour camping
(REPOST#2) A Sadistic fuck( warning Long,but good. Sorry guys)
(REPOST)-A sadistic fuck-( warning Long but good)
A sadistic fuck- (warning long, but good)
Women In Rock... that Rock.
Kosovo
Lindsay - NSFW
Lindsay - NSFW
Ubertines 08-Love Means Never Having To Say Never
I may be a physical mutant/freak??
Welcome To Ubersite
Ubertines '08 "Love Means Never Having to Make Excuses"
Sympathy for the Devil
Indoor Swimming Pool
CJ Goes to Dublin
Obama & The Fainting Femmes
Ubertines 08: Round 2 (I Say Again, and I Mean It, Show Us Your) Pairs
The Mercy Kill (Including Teh Kittehz for Illustration)
Obsecure Short Story Challenge
Art
Married to vengeance pt 2
*Let's pretend we're married...
RE: Ubernubs?
Sam Spayed and the Persian's Eye
Wanna make a quick buck?
R.I.P. Steve Fossett
Ubernubs?
Peppermint Patty is still a dyke...
mmm week old chile is zer gut
I have discovered the secret identity of Zorro...
Married to Vengeance
Cats Are For Suckers.
Fuck
Fuck
I Am The Storm
LARP Motivation
Canada the home of the free
To the faggots I hate
Grab you're shit and leave
Shlongy is a punk ass bitch, triffle'n big nosed cunt ,fuck faced geriatric ass pirate bitch
Head
All You Need Is Love...
is scientific research compromised or improved by competition?
In Memory of Northern Illinois Univerity Students Who Were Killed.
Uber Crumple Tag-Team
why are there pyramids in egypt AND in south america???
The Floating Palace (1)
Nicholas Megalis and His Bloody Nose
Random Acts of Wierdness and Ubermensch Society
Within an Hour
FHG! - (Friday Hate Gif) --> Sorry sico, your Ubertine post made me do this...
Ubertines 08 - An Awakening
Why I Hate Going Places
My First Camwhore!
Illinois university shooting
guess what i did last night
Alphabet Agency Girl (a challenge to the women of Uber)
Alphabet Agency Girl (a challenge to the women of Uber)
Royalty In Disguise
The Truth About 'Cloverfield' (possible spoiler)
Why I didn't write you a poem... (Long)
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 5!
I've decided Ice Hokey Rules
People like the presidential candidates for the wrong reasons.
In honor of V-day I presnt
"Sorry" HA!
Ubertines 08- Rewritten
Don't You People Even Remember What Day it is?
Edison Chen Porn Gillian Chung Nude Photos
Ubertines 08- Michael Bolton Killed My Valentine
The Shielded Land: Chapter One
post history change for user number 33010
The Top 10 Most Unique Zombies
Post history change for user#32893
What do you do when you see half a black guys face
Looks like someone has a case of the mondays...
A Little Behind Schedule...
Dear Heather
good morning to you all
Ubertines 08: Hourglass
R.I.P. St. Valentine Repost... Sorry
R.I.P. St. Valentine
Happy Valentines Day Uber! I Wanna Tell You a Story
the market is a BAD king
Ubertines something or other: If a band of pottery thieves challenges you to a knife fight, run the other way. You might win, but no one wants to risk losing a knife fight.
For Canadians Only: A Call to Savagely Beat the Guy from the Spence Diamond Commercials
Ubertines '08 R1 - Anything For You
Ubertines '08 R1 - A Cupid Hangover
Uber...Look...I Just Called...To Say...
Ultimate Breakfast Club Sandwich
Ubertines 08 - Cupid Has Terrible Aim
R.I.P. Waterboarding
Happy V-D
Creature From the Dark
Stay Classy Black Christians of Memphis
Ubertines 08: I Am Trying To Break Your Heart
You think you're smart but I've seen you naked + Camwhore
A Zombie story- The Church
another inane all caps bulliten
helping the sad and lonely uber guys...a PSA (NSFW)
Welcome to Singles Awareness Day, or SAD for short
Happy valentines bitches (NSFW )(kinda)
The Average Jack McCallum Before Spell Check and Editing
What is wrong with NBC and the fucking world?!
Racist Ron Paul's Police Recommendation Card
The real meaning behind "Sorry"
My Tum Tum Ss Full! Jew Jitsu! Krazy Jim Rocks My World!
I'm back.
Ubertines 2008 - 'A Mouthful of Chalky Hearts'
____Head____
Midget Weight Lifter
Ubertines: Care Bears always Care for Getting Drunk & Cutting Loose
This ones for the haters
Eat fruit, but I hate them all anyway!
Ubertines '08 - Drinks and Dinner
The Park Ranger Thing
Scientology Bashing is Blood Libel
Ubertines '08: I Can't Love You From Fifty Yards: A Stalker's Folly
I Have A Van (Shit Post)
Ubertines 08, The Hand That Feeds: A Heartwarming Tale of Cannibal Love
Ubertines '08- Necropolis
A Little Perspective...
Comic Caption Contest
Random Randomness: 1990's
Ubertines, 2008: Heart In a Handbag
This post contains pictures that were taken 'just the right time'...
Explanation of Scientology in 250 words
Hello old friend.
Fuck Scientology Become a Xenist !!!
Ubertines '08: Queen of Hearts
Defending Scientology
Ubertine's 08: Love in the Time of Ebola
Such Secrets
What The Hell: A Stellar Invasion of Privacy (I'll See You in Prison).
What The Hell: A Stellar Invasion of Privacy (I'll See You in Prison).
How do you feel when you open up a post by S.I. Co. Semen?
My Thoughts on Seeing 300 and Troy...
Lincolns Birthday Special Edition
Valentines Dinner
Potatoes and Guiness
This Place is Boring Today So Just Make Fun of Me!
Random Shit Caption Contest Entry
I am not myself today
An observation
calling all dentists
Bam! Pow! Motivation!
Walking like an Egyptian turns people into zombies - I have proof.
Knights of the LLN compiled here.
What makes a Shit Post?
More Random Shit plus Two Caption Competitions
Too scary?
So I've been drinking....
BEER! (and an oversized image)
RIP: Roy Scheider PART THE SECOND
If I had a gun, I’d start shooting Mexicans
RIP: Roy Scheider
Kick A Midget When He's Down
Ubertines 08: Round 1 (Show Us Your) Pairs
Willard Scott, I hate you.
Willard Scott, I hate you.
Dickcopter
Preserved in Death - 400BC
Another Day in the Adventures of Young Drogo & Emission
Uber-Contest: Can You Keep it Clean?
Grocery Store Etiquette
Oh...Zimbabwe
The amazing tales of Rabbit and Bear's Book Cover for Method
RIP: Roy Scheider
Earl Scruggs wins Lifetime Grammy Award, kicks BOSHman right in the balls
Who's your Role Model- Your Mom or Your fave rapper?
RlP ROY SCHEIDER
A Simple Memorial: RIP Roy Scheider
no weed bed, but it was a nice little Saturday
Make Douchebaggery History
Cosplay: Its Only For Pretty People
The Adventures of...
Barack Obama Mother Fucker
Anti-White Muslim Black Suppremist OBAMA RACISM revealed!
Dinosaurs Fucking; No More, No Less.
History of the internet
Winter Carnival Camwhore
In memory of my Grandfather, Benny Depellegrini
Dont read me if your a fucking dick
quick! it's an emergency: i need to learn how to edit movies on the computer
Lurking Death Hand
Dear Ubersite,
Brady, Moss Opt Out Of Pro Bowl To Have Sex With Each Other
Final Conversation
It's Your Ghetto Tour Guide with "You know you’re in the ghetto if..."
A suggestion
Uber is Dead for the Weekend
J0HNNY CASH WAS A C00L DUDE...R.l.P
ermm mmm mm mm mmm
Have you driven a Ford, lately?
he he weed bed
Ubersite is taking over tha intrawebz! + super-mega-narcissistic camwhore (semiNSFW)
Caption Contest (NSFW if you anthropomorphize baked goods)
GPF mothers (NSFW)
The longest Chest hair ever
arghhh im a gonnna hump uuuuuuuuu
Where the hell is my car? Global warming is a bitch.
Deprivation
They’d eat their own poop
My Goddamn iPhone
Dear Miller Lite
Casual Fridays (slightly NSFW)
Last post on uber
Midget Wrestling feat. A Midget Sliding on His Face: No More, No Less.
Friday, camwhore ladies ;) And a bit about me, coz i bored
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 4!
The Secret
Americanz talking aboot SOCCER!
New childrens book
...More Government Propaganda...
Überguitar - your input needed (unless you're a tewl, of course)
Well hell, since everyone else seems to be blogging this week…
They are all evil...why not vote for someone that is honest about it?
…And On a Serious Note...
Barack Obama is an evil man...just look at his name.
Sunday morning
Don't eat yellow snow
ATTENTION WiLL FERRELL!!!
Kick A Bitch When She's Down (NSFW)
+3 years around this dump already?!?
The Gods are angry in Iraq 4/25/2005
This One Time While Sitting In My Living Room...
Sweet Joke
SPT.Don't Call Me Alvin
I'll tell ya where you can put it...
How do I get a Girl to Have Sex With Me?
RlP MAHARISHl MAHESH YOGl ™
Revamped Shielded Land Prologue ( VERY LONG)
REPOST- I could be a bitter bitch.
I could be a bitter bitch...
When Porn Goes Wrong
Dear VIP list again,
Oh AS400, I wish you would die and burn in hell. + Uber survey
I'm so bored
My Top Twelve Favouritist Movies of 2007
And in a rare case of British ignorance... (+ I am a bastard!)
UBERsite Critics
We're snowed in
Shlongy's Twin Brother
My *finally* complete guitar project...
bill gates
I have failed at life
Eat it All
The BOSH Man! IS TAKING A BOSH VACATION!!
The Bar Hopping Corpse + camwhore
As it was written
Wednesday Camwhore, Bitches
The Whitest Kids U'Know
The Whitest Kids U'Know
Attention Fellow Catholics on this Ash Wednesday
My name is Locksly. I am an asexual.
Political Poetry
journal
Family
The secret of steel
Bubba2341 is a fucking pedophile......proof within.
Mayfield! (IV)
Feng Shui Jedi
DJ Queerbait
Ubertines 08 Signup: Let Love In
PPT (Poetry Post Tuesday): A Tribute To Fungah
I want the MVA inside my butt. All of you. Except for Bart.
Dear VIP list,
A Man Kicking A Horse In The Cock: No More, No Less.
My younger brother passed away. A snapshot of his short, complex and beautiful life.
The Wooden Bowl
Super Glue
Who are you vitong for on Super Duper Tuesday?
Meteorite Threatens Earth: Citizen Alarmed
Officiating
The Headshot Solution Theory
Thank You For Playing...
Nice car! Bad dog?
Odd dream...
Poo joke + my first camwhore
random txt file from my EXTERNAL hd + pic
I am looking for a band who opened for Agnostic Front.
Church fart scandal!
Aftermath of BAAWWSSTON After the *Patriots CHOKED and lost the big dance
Okay, so I was cybering with some homo on gmail chat and after i'd cum
Man, It's So Loud in Here, or: Bored at Work..for the 100th Time
Need a little help
Help me select a punishment
Who needs iowa? I got yer corn
Address to a Whore (NSFW)
What happens when your team loses the Super Bowl?
COBRA: Fallen On Hard Times
I Believe in God Again
hey, Tiger,
Don't go to Iowa
Newe Englande Patriots LOSE Super Bowle!
Hey Did You See New York's Comeback Upset Win?
New England Patriots Win Superbowl XLII
ESPM: Giant Champions!
Eighteen and one
NY giants can suck it like a little bitch
DO YOU BELIEVE lN MIRACLES?
Isotopes lose, Isotopes lose....
Just One More And Hidden Can Have A Threesome Before His Taxes Are Done
Packers WON the SUPER BOWLE
Random Shit From Off the Internetz
Wasted Youth
supurbowl pics (repost)
Remember When The Superbowl Had Michael Fucking Jackson at half time?
superbowl pics
Patriots So Hot Right Now
Patriots So Hot Right Now
who realy gives a fuck
Bubba Is A Fucking Piece Of Shit
Homemade Sex Toy
Random Bollocks of Little Interest
The Stupor-bowl and Stupor-tuesday
G0 GlANTS W00!!!
Blog Entry
dogs, wine, cheese, waterfall, a chance to wear my magnificent hat, and a really simple guacamole recipe
My new pool
more lists you dont understand but i do
Meet the spartans is the #1 MOVIE IN AMERICA
Secret to a happy life
Don't eat these peanuts.
Tornados are generally considered the worst excuse to use if you need to get out of going to visit your in-laws
A Stupid Story
Caturday Post: The Best Cat Picture I Ever Took
random drunk caricature: apollo88
Kenny Vs Spenny
Who wants to have a threesome with me?
another txt file from my hd
INFO you don't understand
Phone call
Heartache
I've just been caught masturbating by my bird...
The pretty-faced dyke
Thoughts and Memories
Cold Brains
are all 4-chaners losers? answer: yes
Tigre's Return Post with an Importand Service Message
Who Wants To Have a Threesome With Shlongy
Play your cards right.
Attn Bart: In case you didn't know about this
Letter to CEO of Cricket Australia
Important announcement
The People That I Hate: Stuck at the Philly Airport Post
World Domination + Camwhore
California: Still Freaky After All These Years (or, Goodbye Alcatraz, Hello… Peace Center?)
Who Wants To Have A Threesome With Meh? (NSFAWE)
Obviously YOUR Musical Taste is Better Than Mine...
Omg! GTFO!!!!elevendy!!11!shiftone!
Dearest Ubersite,
Who wants to have a threesome with me?
Showdown at Showdown
I hope you understand
Uncle EI!!
I have a feeling this won't work....And if it doesn't....blame America....(everyone else does)
Exxon's record earnings!!!!
Dear Lisa,
I teach you things about lesbians (and fat chicks)
ya'll ninjjas be trippn'
Who wants to have a threesome with me? (NSFW)
where's ghola?
Detroit SWAT
The Luckiest.
Tom Cruise Defends Scientology Video
4 out of 5 Dentists Agree
Are YOU Ready?
Time to take stock
a monkey teasing a dog and running away
gonna change my pitch up, gonna smack my bitch up
Shit Post Everyday™: With love to iddqd
Are YOU Ready?
Emotional Terrorism
How My Brain Thinks While I'm at Work.
I have discovered the identity of helmut cat (SPT)
SPT-Uber Poll:Where should I go on holiday?
SPT - I Don't Care What You Think.....
Berty invites you all to take on the issue of the elderly and the infirm
R.I.P. Jeremy Beadle
Beadles About
A conversation with my real estate agent
And Yet The Menace Of The Years....
And Yet The Menace Of The Years.....
Time Warner to Distribute DELGO!!!!
I didn't stand a chance
APW or SPT? You decide.
APW or SPT? You decide.
The smelly fuck-up who laughs
Sally d or the most worthless drug of all time
Why do men do this 2. (or i'm in a rut and don't really know what to have for lunch. I mean dinner.)
Priceless (Camhooker)
It's been a while... (NSFW)
BART: I hacked rob_berg's computer and found this
What???? *head hits desk* Why? Why!?! Why!?!?!?
My Best Week Ever
RAGE3: The Deadliest Rage
R.I.P Jeremy Beadle (Brit-centric)
My trip to Mexico.
Singing in bed!
APW- Tarantella (Real Poetry - No uberite had any hand in writing this)
APW: Here Is Where YOU Tell Me How Pretty I Am (Camwhore)
APW: Girls With Guns (NSFW)
The Ballad of Will & Cammy
Wasted Time
New York > Chicago
Parting Gift
Soulless Part XIII (Yes, It's Back!)
A Tragic, Heart-Wrenching Tale of Internet Love(NSFA)
"He shit in someone's Reebok."
RlP PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN OF RUDY GIULIANI
Sticks and Stones (as told by an 'Apache')
Why do men do this?
Best Joke Ever
Psycho Dave and the Items He Threw Off My Sixteen Story Apartment Building
Dear Ubersite,
I'm lovin' it
The Squad Pt. 2
Imagine
Across the country to change - Part 3 of 3
I'm lovin' it
Random thoughts n' shit...
attn: Prince Charles and any other rich fuckers who moralise about human rights in China
That's Houston and for my daddy
Take it or leave it...
I remember why i do this
How to Make a Less Shitty Post: a Steak Induced Guide
How to make a less shitty post: a steak induced guide (may require slight side scrolling)
In Memory Of Gordon B. Hinckley
Capitalism
Can you believe this dipshit fell in love and wrote a damn POEM about it?!
Can you believe this dipshit fell in love and wrote a damn POEM about it?!
All bosses are hippocrites
One Sweet Night
JizzMoGlobin pt. 2
How To Properly Fuck A Corpse
omg noob
Cloverfeild Monser REVEALED
JizzMoGlobin
4 out of 5 Uberers agree... +camwhore and a contest
three line poem
Sarcasm and Prejudice.
Childrens stories that have scared me shitless part 1.
Catchy Hitwhoring Title
Olfactory affronts
Across the country to change - Part 2 of 3
Across the country to change - Part 2 of 3
Like Stone
You will be missed
if you gunna mess with me your gunna need visine
Fuck you switzerland....
No bees, no bees.
4 out of 5 studies show....
The perspective of time and death
Life after death?
You Are In Serious Danger: Must Warp to Bonus Level
WTF is 'chainsaw madness'?
4 Out of 5 Dentists Agree
Eating Rain
In The Beginning
car crash
Laundromat
Top 5 movies of all time
Weeeeee, emu buttsecks is back.
Bubba-Hating Is In
Across the country to change - Part 1
Bad cop, Bad cop THE MOVIE Pt2
Dear I.C.E. I confess – I am in the US illegally from the isle of Fiji.
i'm smiling
ai, yai yai yai yai.
Reaction: Camwhore involving tits
Camwhore involving tits and me looking like a drunk princess.
Heavy Metal Thunder
Hill 73/74
The Autobiography of Tobias Dixon (long) (REPOST)
Your Perspective Is Everything
Storyteller
Bubba2341 to please fuck off
The Pit: A Story of Premeditated Murder
Congratulations!
cheese pizza
absotruthly
pigeonbrain
Insomnia – TV Shows – And Another Pointless Tiger Post - REPOST
Insomnia – TV Shows – And Another Pointless Tiger Post
Pictures You May or May Not Have Viewed (1)
Good dog, evil dog
Noob above.
My Predictions for 2010
Online Coversations - Offline (NSFW)
Caffeine Induced Success
The Frisbee Kitty Confession
Foods That Are Life #1
Keys to a perfect Relationship. Here it is Uber!
Curious...
Foods we take for granted #3: Cream
(No Subject)
Monte Carlo Fire!!!
I know one post a day... it won't happen again.
Stereo GPF: Deep Post.
My first MSpaint!!! If you have to side scroll get over it.
Last review wins
The Soundtrack of My Workday
Berty comments on HurtbytheSun's recent disgrace
My knuckles are bleeding...
Stupid Parents, Click Here
Stupid Parents, Click Here
The BOSH Man! WANDERS AIMLESSLY IN OUTER SPACE!!
Piss Eater.
A Mondo Effective Analysis of Ubersite in GPF Format (+ 4 Girls Finger Paint)
GPF: Stereo Image (NSFW)
Happy Burns Night!
Can You Tell What It Is Yet? A Magic Eye Adventure.
Fickle Flame
Take THAT Optional Attachment Box! Me and My Awesome New Guitar Will See You in Hell!
Well fuck you then, optional attachment box.
Things I've Learned at Age 40...plus bonus "sexy lady time"
My New Guitar
Sixty-Four. Basically.
if i call you tommorrow will you answer...
Flashbax
An Open Letter to My Neighbour
My New Toy. (Guitar Inside)
year 50,000 pt 3
Breathing New Life into Octodogs
Things I have learned at age 39...sorry, no good advice.
So how are you going to spend your extra tax refund?
SkullBite on Ubersite.
How would you spend $76.23 online?
Droid Seeking Droid
Man Seeking Anything with Pulse (CAMWHORE)
Man Seeking Woman Seeking Woman (CAMWHORE)
What the fuck?
Woman Seeking Woman (CAMWHORE)
Things I have learned at age 25... Sorry, no financial advice.
Quick....Say Something Funny!
I Just Pulled One of Those Bonehead Maneuvers...
SPT: Jews Love Guns!
SPT: Spirit Post Thursday - The Worst Drink I Have Ever Imbibed.
SPT: Spirit Post Thursday - The Worst Drink I Have Ever Imbibed.
tickle me stickle me prickle me sally, i still aint down with salvador dali
New to Uber
SPT - An Uber Survey
I am JonnyX
Big Truck Road Rage
Bad cop, Bad cop THE MOVIE Pt1
Eh
A Safe Bet
Sabbatical
Put it in or else it gets the hose again
After Electro, Uber Unveils A New Furry
R.I.P Heath Ledger
Have some fucking class.. Have some goddamn class..
Striking a chord with married folk everywhere!
I Thought It Would Be A Good Idea to Eat A Tuna Sandwich. But It Wasn't
The Squad (Amber Waves) pt. 1
I Thought It Would Be
SPW- I have verbal Diarrhea, and Ubersite is my toilet.
I Just Got A Haircut.... I Can't Decide Which Beard I Want - or - The Great Bearded Race
Jack McCallum is the best writer on Uber
I'm going to KFC if anybody wants anything.
cheapcam gallery (camwhore!)
apw... prettyness.
On the Road
Random Birthday Thoughts
I Think We All Saw This Coming
The Wonderful World of Uber (NSFW? You bet your ass...)
I am "that guy"
Its 20 degrees outside.
(I once again let you know I'm superior to all of you, but this time, there's a picture of a cat with it too. Yay, kitty!)
Random birthday thoughts
On Congress and Baseball
RIP Heath
RIP Heath Ledger
The Only Über User I've Ever Really Hated
greatest song lyric ever?
A Reflection (or Long Random Shit Post)
Adventures in guam
Heath Ledger RIP - (NSFW!!!)
The Adventures of Fucko and Asshat
Heath Ledger, RIP. Not Really.
Funniest Comic Ever - The Perfect Formula!!!
Heath Ledger Is Dead
How to get over your three and a half year relationship with three fucking cats (I'm joking I don't have a clue)
Japonika
Heath Ledger RIP
RIP Heath Ledger - he will be dearly missed
Heath Ledger, The truth !!!
RIP Heath Ledger
RlP Heath Ledger
I'm voting for Ron Paul.
I'm voting for Ron Paul.
To everyone on Ubersite who has ever insulted me...
have you ever seen the light of lights that lights my day but not my night?
IM a truck driver!
I didn't show up for work because....
Noob Alert!
No inspiration, possible Uber road trip, and camping
PSA - Acceptable Symbolism
dui #2
I watched 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' last night...
That World
The Rage
For Hanukkah
This is just a test of a picture of monkeyswithguns.
Happy National Jump Rope Day (NSFWish)
This World.
Harmonicka
snuffed out
confession... Battlestar Earth Why Does It Suck
Stupid People
John has gone to get some..
Walking home drunk and discovering a dismembered tit three months later - (NSFW)
Damn you all to hell and back
One night in Japan
Vinyl
Happy Martin Luther King Day!!!
If, If, If...
Getting Your Load Off Isn't Always That Easy
how depressing
WHAT WILK THE WALK WRAITH HAD or 1337 83312
People Upset over Phalllic Monuments
Platonicka
The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades is out to Get Us!
"Ooh warm" ssfw
if sadie73 was in fact bubba2341's niece, and not just the alter ego he unleashes when he's scantily clad in his daugter's rotting oyster holder and nipple tassles...
the truth shall set you free
The “Unfunniest” Guy On Uber Speaks! Who Wants To Meet Me?
A Tribute to a Great Canadian
Reincarnation
Two Idiots...
i'm serious
Hard Anal
When will bush bomb Iran?
Uber Chat.
Ubersite....Feels like Chicken
(NSFWish) The secret life of Jennifer Granholm (NSFWish)
It's snowing and I'm bored.
The Top 5 Most Horrifying Insects Ever
I Make Gilligan look like Einstein (CAMWHORE)
something real for once
I'm drunk and newly single
To whom it may cuntcern
you just don't get it
7-11 Robbery...The Hunt.
Uber Camp Strikes Back
Infidelity
The ULTIMATE music survey (Pt. 2)
GPF: I Has A Pie!
Hard Anal
RlP BOBBY FISCHER
Psycho analyze this…..
Attn: I need your knowledge.
Be honest...how would you react to news like this?
No thanks, I don't drink.
What is on your DVR (or TIVO for the gheys), A shitty Uber Poll
GPF: Drumming Camwhore
Welcome to Miami.
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 3!
GPF: It's Only A Matter of Time :: The Banksy Reaper
Down at the Harbor Enjoying--WTF?? GPF (NSFW if pixelated Boobs Offend)
Fight For Kisses
hot penis saw
Gotta Hand it to Shandy, He Was Right About Irfan Pathan (No Content.)
Amateur Goat Porn
The Haldol Shuffle (My time on the inside)
boring shares talk
Jealousy......
Monkeys Are Jerks
Ubersite 52 Card Pick-up
SPT Racism real quick.
SPT: Pictures with Commentary, NSFW, And a Giant Fucking Picture Of Me.
Fifteen minutes.
The lesser of two evils: a Political Commentary.
SPT Attn: Baltimore Drivers
We All Have the Power Within Us to Fix the Things We Don't Like About Ourselves
SPT: Bad Candies
An Uber Exclusive: Jack McCallum's Tattoo
Do Black People Say "Yo" A Lot?
Battlefield Uber, 5 SPT
Attn dick muppets.
A Math Riddle!
Str&#275;awberige Zealot Blows a Poodle...
Don't Even Bother
Sports guys!!
Call Me Your Baby
can you guess who it's a mystery
Lightning in Music
Invent your Own Personality Disorder
Rare Bart Paraphernalia
In Case You Missed The Leaked Tom Cruise Scientology Video
Three Words that should never be seen together * 10 = new contest
Take a look at Twenty-three pt 1
The BOSH Man! IS CALLING OUT ALL NARCS!!
APW: Ice Art
Daddy what did the weird, smelly, hippy looking man say?
Some Teenage Dickcheese Throws a Largish Party. Media Frenzy Ensues.
Slow News Day?
Stagnant Water
In Memory of Brad renfro
Health question; Alcohol
The best photo I ever took while on holiday.
RIP Brad Renfro
Ubersite..
A-muse-ment.... an Ubersite challenge.
This Post Sucks
my puppy fucking pig (SFW)
"My dick is shrinking"
Sniff
The Secret History of Übersite, Vol. 1
Three Words That Don't Belong Together - The Contest
For a Good Time, Click Here
John McCain is a racist, and you can too!
A Global Warming Discussion (including Elton John)
After Deep Thought I've Come to the Conclusion... NO Penis, Sex, or Vaginas
Mrs Bush
Savannah
There's Something I've Neglected to Tell You...
No Place In The World Of Today
No Place In The World Of Today
things to bake when gettin do
things to do when gettin baked
Our First Time
Hello, dear friends!
Air Travel
Year 50,000 part 2
Beatles Vs Rolling Stones
Looking for the Crest of a New Wave (+cam[hit]whore)
little pussy
My Most Embarrassing Moment
Sorry About That
HotOrNot? 2 (NSFW)
As Requested By Scourge
Slow Userbase
little boner
Har Har Har
For Robby + Friends + Silly Trolls
smell that?
Near Death Experience, NFL Playoffs, Bitchy Roommates, and NSFW.
the world in an askew view
Me take you fire: A tale of sex, rabbits, rainbow-blood and violence
My First DUI
It's Not Easy Being Super
Statutory: See but Don’t Look, Feel, but Don’t Touch
étiquette des toilettes
Best Youtube Video You Will Ever See!
Rectum, Rectum, Rectum.
Poking a koala in the head with a stick
Best Youtube Video You Will Ever See!
if you're bored
Ubersite, I have come temporarily out of retirement to deliver you this dire warning...
Grow Up, Mr. Man
Dear Tony Romo
Lalalalala
So I've Been Thinkin' Lately
RlP GOLDEN GLOBES
Attn Americunts.
Attention male pornographic actors:
Two Hundred and Twenty Fourth Post! Things I think of when I'm high. Hurray drugs!! (this is how you do it )
Revolting Acts
Re: its good that convenience store clerks have something they are good at besides sweeping, mopping and stocking.
Chicken Little
The Year 50,000
Anonymous celebrity
An Open Letter To Comcast
First Post! Things I think of when I'm high. Hurray drugs!!
Highlights -- I Need Better Titles
Public ipod Users: Go suck a Tit
Political Structure of a Nation: Dependency
Peanut Gallery
0H SHlT!
Fucking some foliage (NSFW)
still not blocked
Good News Everybody!!!
subway sandwiches!
What I think of the CSA
some shitty introspection of happiness and life in general or nobody loved me enough and now im a failure, what a crockof shit
Locksly just smoked this guy...
Harmless Fun
i don't know what it is.
Hey, does anyone ever go on gabbly anymore?
Hey, does anyone ever go on gabbly anymore?
Hey, does anyone ever go on gabbly anymore?
HotOrNot? (NSFW, but then again it's the weekend)
What the fuck is wrong with this woman?
quick question - have you ever seen humans fucking?
The Head
snowman thoughts
A Very Important Question
Tattooed People are Freaks
Phone Post Phriday
The BOSH Man! MAKES A NEW FRIEND WHO IS POWER KNOWLEDGEABLE! AND BONES A BOSH BANK BABE!!
Picture Time: Think Again, Please!
happy friday, GPF, EXTREMELY NSFW (no content, just enjoy)
Ubersite Musical Intermission: "This 'Net is Your 'Net"
10 Things We Will All Be Sick Of By The End Of 2008
My Top Five Childhood Myths You May (or may not) Have Been as Retarded as me to Believe In
Chez Eleanor
Do YOU Remember "The Talk?"
Pooh Goes Ape-shit
To anyone who doesn't believe in global warming:
why does everyone hate everyone else?
Piste Off
Tastey
Quite possibly the saddest day in the world EVER
magaret thatcher or mather stewart?
Careful With That Rocket Launcher!
Is it true that the temperature in a room drops 20 degrees if Hillary Clinton walks into it?
click here if you like Locksly
music
Fattening Up The Herd
My daughter will be born in Mexico because of Hilary Clinton
priest joke!
bottled water
If you're gonna spew, spew in this.
Damn, I guess I have to get my Office Assistant fixed.
Ten Little Stories (I wanna play too)
'do big trains have little trains?' a collection of my favorite jokes.
1 hour left to work....
Blog Post Everyday, Forever
Another Pointless Post And I’ve Warned You So Don’t Get Annoyed And Bitch About It. - Pictures
Voices of Überusers VI (Pillowpants is my homeboy)
SPT: My Lunch and Me!
SPTP Poetry?
Shit poetry (one from the vaults)
Shit Poetry Thursday Competition
I wouldn't be happy either
Shit Poetry Thursday (SPT): Submit Your Worst Poem for a Prize!
I Guess the Scout Leaders Were Tired of Being the Only Fairies
Apartment Number Five (Or, The Wind Beneath My Wings)
The Presidential Race Caption Contest Round 2: Oh Hillary You Devil!
Battlefield Uber, 4 SPT
Safe-T cans are bullshit, town workers are lazy, and titles are tricky.
Just curious
hi, how r u?
photography is dead
Red On The Beak Like a Slap on the Cheek
10 stories, 1 unneccesary picture.
Ten Tiny True Stories (STFU Rob)
jerry springer
stuff that bothers people
good job home-schooling that kid
Oh, fuck it then… Jacktales x 10 + camwhore
stuff that bothers people
stuff that bothers people
ANGER MAN HATES Y0U AND Y0UR STUPlD KlDS...
Sam is...
Shit post... Every day?
Any motherfucking coward can sell drugs, and any bitch nigga with a gun can bust slugs
Ten Tiny True Stories (And a new and improved Camwhore taken... a couple of days ago)
An Ordeal, I Mean Affair To Remember
Ten Things
A Thing or Two About A Thing or Two
One not-so-tiny true story
Shit You Need To Know (Kinda NSFW)
Now what was that, hmmmmm
shine on
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade
2008 Political Campaigns (Maybe NSFW)
No More Jumping On The Bed
SPNow - A coupon and a picture. Yeah, I realize it's Wednesday and not Thursday, and I probably should've waited blahblahblah, but the truth is I have the memory and attention span of a gnat and probably would've forgotten, so here it is. Deal.
Thank Crystle For This ONE (Camwhore of my face-SORTA)
Bear Facts
Dire Warnings or A hot day
10 Medium-Sized Stories
Playthings I Love, Loved, Hate, and Hated
Bored?
Plyathings I Love, Loved, Hate, Hated
playthings i love, loved, hate and hated
ten tiny stories
Lesbian 1 - Negro 1
Camwhore. Hot or not? Be honest!
My New Single
Ten Things
Click this link fuckers
ATTN: Womyn.
nothing wrong with a little anarchy
Explosion
another waste of your time
the church pt2
oh no
Ten Tiny True Stories
Ten stories
I desire to be in an earthquake, preferably one that takes place at Megiddo
Why the rest of the world hates America
Sauna Trauma Part 2
I took a shit in gods house
Caption Contest....wOOt!
Callaway County
The Beauty Of Body Odour - How to pull with your pits
A Man's Best Friend
I'd rather play with a rabid badger than any of these toys.
An ode to Spam continued....
Landlords are Scumbags
Am I The Only One That Doesn't Give A Flying Fuck?
Silence is golden....
Poor Pat
Introducing Jack
Symonds LOOKS like a fucking monkey
Network Fail (pt. 1)
Marijuana is a drug
Ten Tiny True Stories. 1st post and already on a bandwagon I rule!...sometimes.
five times two, totally true.
Panic
Ten Little Secrets
America's Pursuit Of Happiness
5 tiny stories, one massive truth
I need your money, it'll help me.
A picture of a cat humping a dog-- there is absolutely nothing else located within this post and to think so, you would be incorrect.
A Shitty List of Shitty Things That Piss Me The Hell Off
fuck all of U
Ten Medium Sized True Stories
piss and shampoo
piss and shampoo
Enervation
Ten Tiny True Stories
Ten Tiny True Stories
Ten stories
I adopted a little boy...
Aren't Friends Great... *Warning* - Long
no stories, 1 lie
10 Stories and Such - a worthy bandwagon if ever there was one
Here's a Picture of the Dog I Kick Day In and Day Out
Director's Ten Tiny True Stories
Ten Tiny True Stories + photographic proof that EmissionImpossible is my long lost brother
We'll My Husband And I Have Decided To Adopt A Little Girl...Pictures
Best Bandwagon EVER!!!
I'm sad...
10 stories...sort of
FucKing emo kids
I wanna talk about ME.Ten Stories.
Rob Berg's 9 tiny true stories + 1 lie.
Ten Tiny True Stories (USN Edition) and an unrelated fingerprint camwhore
Wash your hands, boys!
ten tiny stupidities
ten tiny true (enough) tales
Ten True Stories
Ten stories plus some stuff.
Ten Tiny True Stories (now with more camwhorage!!)
Ten Tiny True Stories and a picture of me being Awesome.
The BOSH Man! POSTS 10 TINY TRUE STORIES!! BUT DOES NOT CAMWHORE!!
Ten Fucking Stories
Ten Tiny True Stories
Ten Tiny True Stories
Ten Tiny True Stories (plus baby camwhore)
Ten Tiny True Stories. Word Up.
Ten Tiny True Stories (and obligatory cam'ho)
Ten Tiny True Stories
Tiny True Stories + Ultra Rare Deadtoast Camwhore
Toast
Ten Tiny True Stories
Ten tiny true stories and ummm a camwhore of some kind
Ten Tiny True Stories
I'm The Goddamn Batman.
Ten (more) Tiny True Stories + one camwhore that I'm going to regret
The Opus
Seven Very Tiny True Stories + New Year's Camwhore
Can anyone recommend some good techno music?
Jim & Jack
Ten Tiny True Stories and a random picture
Ten Tiny True Stories
ten tiny true stories and New Years Eve drunken yelling (or laughing or possibly singing) camwhore
Men will relate, women can learn.
Shit on Uberboard
ten tiny true stories (PLUS obligatory camwhore)
Old people should not be allowed to drive
10 Tiny True Stories w/ a Twist (+ Rare Sicosemen New Year's Timeline)
i have a GSOH
Dude,,,,
Car Shopping Question
ten tiny true stories. (+ ULTRA RARE experima camwhore!)
I'm going to make cheesy beans.
My impression of the New York Times picture of the Manchester debate.
How A Three-Eyed Frog Named Buddy Changed The Way I Think About The Universe Or LSD Is Bad...
ten tiny true stories. (+ ULTRA RARE experima camwhore!)
How much piss is too much piss?
How much piss is too much piss?
ten tiny true stories. (+ ULTRA RARE experima camwhore!)
I'd rather be a paedophile than a lesbian.
i demand the right to watch cricket on tv without the stupid fucking commentary
Preconception
Is All TV Becoming a Soap Opera? (warning: long)
The MPAA and DVD preview BS....
Ghosts for sale. Buy ghosts from me or oprah will stab you.
Ubersite, I've Done the Math (NSFW-SLIGHTLY)
My Thoughts On The Iowa Caucus OR A Poor Excuse for a Pun Based on That Title
My Thoughts On The Iowa Caucus
Scott James has the speed of a hungry, hungry hippo
Camwhore (no content)
haha
Camwhore (no content)
Day Off (GPF...Shit Post)
yep...its friday (GPF)
RIP Sicosemen
The Shower (NSWF TEXT)
How My New Years Eve Began / Driving in Snow is My Favorite / How I Almost Died / Driving in Snow Sucks Nuts / Camwhore (maybe???)
Evolution of an essay that missed the point
Doberman's make awesome pets.
Camwhore (no content)
Camwhore (No content)
My thoughts on the 2008 Iowa caucuses
Pareidolia
RlP BRITNEY SPEARS
I Threw An Indie Hipster into the Bizarro Realm and He Turned Into a Tolerable Individual
I woke up with a hangover so I had another tall can
I'm Freakin Out Man. You are Freakin Out.....MAN!
FF: 1770's
Decay
Mmmm.....Bacon
eighty force rides again, but no longer gives a flying fuck.
The 15 Best Rad Posts OF ALL TIME
The 15 Best Rad Posts OF ALL TIME
Figured You Out
Find Me This Movie! (Please)
War
What Kind of Man You Are (Men Only)
original vampires finale
facts that are of no real value in your everyday life
stranger in the night
SPT : 'Nuff Said.
a monkey would make a better world leader
I am a Gigolo Personage with an Unidiomatic Whipping Hole.
Oh Pat Robertson, you crazy, crazy man!
funny pics part 1
puzzle thingy
The Dude Upstairs Returns
A Guide To Girlfriends: A New Year Special (+ an old Camwhore!)
dumb ass question and clever come-backs
questions that bug me so...
Battlefield Uber, 3 SPT
sick, crude, and offensive jokes
try not to forget
another funny picture
funny pics
original vampires part 3
A Collection of Snapple Real Facts
Bands You Should Listen To/Make Fun Of (this is a list, it's not a funny comic, leave me alone)
Happy Christmas - a Ubertide Carol
My impression of internet chicks
Happy Birthday To Me
Irritables
I give to you... THE FUNNY.
I'm an idiot.
Where the FUCK is Uber's NFL Playoff No-Prize bracket?
Christmas Eve, Never The Same
I'm still looking for love. *sigh*
Don't Trust in 2008
Shlongly needs attention.
original vampires part 2
attn bart: if you are thinking of suddenly pulling the plug on ubersite, plse let me know
today is the day the tree goes away
I just dont know anymore...
Battlefield Uber, 2
You know what....
You know what....
You know what....
Soulja Boy
New Years Resolutions are a bad thing (slightly NSFW)
Happiest of the new years...
Women out there: is this accurate or no?
Caption Contest
Happy new year
My New Years' Resolution
First Post of the New Year: Revelations (I'm running out of Rs)- NSFWish
This Year's Resolution
The original vampires
The Unreal
I am no longer relevant on Ubersite.
Starting the New Year Right.
Silly Google AdSense ad: midget dating site [screenshot]
Which Is Gayer? (camwhore)
Battlefield Uber, 1 (NSFW)
Battlefield Uber, 1
New Year’s Eve
Resolutions
Hmmm...
Too Much Man For Toilets
Lily's Morning
Man Ray Post Monday (NSFW if your boss is a prude)
OCS...worse than Boot Camp
Stupid Marine
Hey Chris Rock...
benign
How I feel about Ubersite
Gif Post Whenever: Christian Bale's thoughts on Batman vs. Superman
Real Customer Service
Behold the power of NYQUIL!!
How to ruin "I Am Legend" for everybody with two words. N.B. If you're looking for a spoiler, this is it.
Baseball Grenade
GPS: Linkable Content - Now Easier to Understand for Simpler Audiences (and Even More Potentially Useful)
GPS: Linkable Content - Now Easier to Understand for Simpler Audiences (and Even More Potentially Useful)!
Habeeb Dies
who's potter
Do I Seem Gayish?
who's hotter?
Which is gayer? (Camwhore)
Epic Puppy Poo!
R.I.P. Tatiana
Fuck these cunts. No seriously, fuck these cunts.
What I Would Have Gotten You for Christmas.
Tribute to Mr. Pibb
Attention Shlongy
The Elantra
I love you Apollo for...
GPF: Linkable Content - or - How I Shall be Spending my New Years Eve.
The Internet and You!
I love you Sicosemen for preserving the integrity of Ubersite!
GPF - Red On The Head...
The Future of Crime Fighting (GPF)
EI's exciting tale! Uber do you know where your nuts are?
What Would Have Happened to Bugs Bunny Had He Made that Left Turn in Albuquerque
The Most Powerful Toilet in the Universe
Shlongy hanging with his pals after 18 holes of golf CAPTION CONTEST!
Let the hatin' begin!
Fur Shlongy
A poem for no one
Er... Camwhore
If Uberians Were He-Man Characters, Who Would You Be? (SPT)
I Do It For the Booze, Money, and Little Kids
R.I.P. Benazir Bhutto
RlP BENAZIR BHUTTO
Re: I had to leave work early today.
Re: I had to leave work early today.
I had to leave work early today.
Apparently the "IRS" has a file that has the word RETARD stamped under my name.
"Ameelius" alter video found
Boxing Day
Merry Christmas, y'all.
Merry Christmas Ubersite!!! [NSFW]
The Man's magic finger and the movie meltdown
hahahahahahahaha
nuthin' but luv....
Merry Christmas, Clove Girl
Happy Commercialism Day! (honestly it's not about xmas)
A Christmas Story: Four Frigging Malls
Merry Christmess - Hot Fusion
whatever....
New to Uber
Fuller shit the berthing (revised)
Fuller shit the berthing (and himself)!!
How Johnny and I Feel About You and Yours This Holiday Season
How Johnny and I Feel About You and Yours '
no, FUCK YOU MICROSOFT
in the spirit of Xmas
How I Feel About Christmas: LOLCAT Special
Merry Christmas!
D0N'T CLlCK 0N THIS lTS AN AWFUL VlRUS
Merry Christmas!
Shandythedog's 2007 Christmas Address (Complete Edition)
Shandythedog's Christmas Address
Merry Christmas!!!
Merry Christmas From Bart
Merry Christmas Uber: An "I'm Going Back to Bed" Camwhore.
Happy Holidays....Don't Forget To Kiss Under A Little Holly
If You Give Me An "Alternative" Christmas Gift, You're No Longer A Friend.
New Online Writing Community: Contest, Classes, Publish, Free Memberships!
Well, I probably should've kept this to myself, but since you're here...
attn uber females: i need your help with my dating website profile
Zap-Ex Exterminators wants cleans for your dead pests!
The single most important thing I learned this year!
Santa K
Happy New Year Uber
Star Wars the Force Unleashed Petition! (warning very little content and a link)
A Christmas message from the future.
Shlongy Takes the Field - Tries to Save Raiders Season w/camwhore
Nativity
Nativity (Warning: Blasphemous)
Yo Santa, Watch Me Crank...
Dating an alcoholic divorcee renders bloody results.
The trite, over conceived, obviously manipulated, pabulum like, Christmas themed purple prose just pisses me off.
menstrual camwhore
It’s the End of the World, and I’m stuck at Wal-Mart?
A round of drinks for the boys!
Raising the Discourse
Anti Misandry
The Ghost Nation
Continue This Post: Inter Planetary Odyssey.
Venison
offending the jews (GPF)
offending the jews (GPF)
offending the jews (GPF)
Merry Kwanzaa Uber - TheUniter is Apollo/CapnThorns
Kwanzaa 2007
Merry Christmas Uber: Comp Winner + Bonus Song
A Post About Nothing
Merry Christmas Uber: My REAL Camwhore
Merry Christmas Uber: The Uniter and Shlongy
Second Coming
Uniter Christmas Post Comp
Are you fucking kidding me...?
Re: Sioux Declare Independence
A portion of an email I wrote to a girl named Hannah
Merry Christmas Uber: TheUniter and Me
UBBCC Entry: We Will Never Know
Sloppy Sailor no.3...On Hold.
A Very Uniter Christmas
Uniter Christmas
Merry Christmas Uber
GPF: For Christmas, I'm Giving You All Seizures!
GPF: Ha Ha Rabbit!
GPF: The Awful Truth About Christmas
If i were bart...
Cat Puke Wrecked My Fucking Keyboard
The Lakota Souix Have Declared Their Independence And I Want In
Evil incarnate, A man named Heyzues, and a Korean Girl
Christmas Wrapping Contest... now 300% less fucking enormous
Christmas Wrapping contest
But no one notices
shut the fuck up, it had to be done
Jingle Bells
You should
Uber questions
(SPT) The Nativity (NSFW)
Merry Christmas From Habeeb
SPT/OPT: Shit Post Thursday/ORLY Post Thursday. Merry Christmas Ubersite, even Captain Thorns.
Mistress Tales: Secrets and Waiting
A Somewhat Emo Christmas Story
SPT - PS BACON IS LIFE -or- Dunkin' Donuts Is Made Of Stupid
If You Could Get One Skill/Natural Talent, What Would It Be?
If You Get One Skill/Natural Talent, What Would It Be?
Tortured
SPT - Science Tattoos (It's just a link)
What do I want for Christmas this Year?
Shopping in the name of
Yule Log for Uber (SPT)
APT - I know it's thursday but we can have art on thursday can't we?
Merry ChristmaHannaQwuanzica!
isaac's contribution to the policy debate
Solve
Cover Your Goddamn Mouth.
BRACE YOURSELVES: i'm about to write a brilliant post on the topic of the terms "QUALITY TIME" and "TIME POOR"
A recap of my night in over 38 words. I lost track while counting.
It's the EI Christmas tale with bonus MSPAINT!
Surviving Raptor Attacks
Amber Waves (Pt 10 Finale for David's Story)
Nothin' To Gain
The Wild Jennifer is a species that lacks a colon.
The BOSH Man! WISHES YOU ALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS!! AND FESTIVUS!! AND THAT JEWISH HOLIDAY I CAN'T SPELL!!
Offending the Jews
The Anihilad: Part 2, or: freakydeaky holographic buddha-bomb
The Battle-- Old People vs. Young People
Selfish
Stars
I've had this song stuck in my head all damn week! (nsfw)
I've had this song stuck in my head all damn week! (nsfw)
you know who i miss around here?
PETA can kiss my ass...my research is IMPORTANT!!!!
A.A.P.W. - Missing Persons
Ubermas - All I Want For Christmas
Ubertree '07 - SFW: But Just as Freaky
Warning: Nair©®™ing Your Asshole Could Be Fatal
"Dear Flatmate..." Note Leavers Are Dicks
Early Morning Revelations
Writing
Merry Christmas Ubersite.....
Hotel Observations From Someone Who Should Know
fucking steryotypes!
Combatting the Notion that American Beer is Yellow Fizzy Piss
Lets make out
pointless rambling
Beneath Calm Breaths
Kinder Garden
Ubertree '07 (NSFW)
Ubertree '07
The Shatner/Lennon Incident
Mollescott
Ubermas 2007: All I want for Christmas is Herpes at a Very Yong Age
Ubertree '07
Where's the talent?
A Bunch of Pictures... probably not even worth posting.... -2!
What Happens When Asian Whores Are Mail Ordered To Another's Pussy?
Motivation Monday
I did however learn how to tie a mean ass knot.
Okay I Normally Don't Post Hardcore Pornography But I Had To Make An Exception In This Case (NSFW Obviously)
little cutting people
Tardstrength Reloaded
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh (school)?
before Emily There Was:
Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Sex Bop (Whipping Out the Juice...Interrupted)
Amber Waves (pt 9)
go bears woo keel dem damn vikings....
Ubertree '07
Ubertree '07
Ubertree '07
Well, I didn't fight the lava monster....
Hannah
Pimpin' Ain't Easy
A Question For Anglophones
Mistress Tales: Platonic No Longer
Ubertree '07
Cold As Ice
RlP DAN FOGELBERG
What did the battered woman say after her husband slapped her in the face?
Where was I raised?
"The Haiku Mikoo Experience, Pt. 5 - Revenge of the Mikoo" by Quinntheeskimo and Haiku Mikoo
Bliss
Waining through time
Orange Painting
In Hell
My mind escapes - poem of control
How TheUniter Stole Christmas?
Christmas Coloring Book
and yet somehow...I ended up in Iraq.
OPS: ORLY Post Sunday
Guitar Painting: A Painting of a Guitar
Dreams
I Got Wishbones For Christmas
The Ron Paul Blimp is Airborne!!!
I, for one, am sick of all you racist honkeys
Insightful Psychics
What Makes ME Happy (Camwhore)
Girls Are Good At Finding Porn Too (NSFW)
A kind of christmas story
Pictures I've taken while driving in and around Boston, Massachustts. And Hi.
The Haiku Mikoo Experience, Pt. 5 - Revenge of the Mikoo
Hot.
My Thoughts on the Death Penalty
My Thoughts on the Death Penalty
I was going to.....but
Thoughtless
A Drive To Remember
My job SFW (this is really long cuz i'm just a fucking blabber mouth)
Anger
Canadian Television is fucked up
Platonic Mistress Tales: Obsession
ive done it
Dear Ubersite"{
Snow Makes People Do The Stupidest Shit I've Ever Seen
EI's Tale whoop whoop, its friday!
Cyanide & Happiness: 2 Girls 1 Cup (SFW)
GPF: 2 Girls, 1 Cup (SFW)
A message to Corinne's mum
Waiting for a Ride
Camwhore for the masses.
"The Haiku Mikoo Experience, Pt. 4" by Quinntheeskimo and Haiku Mikoo
I have seen the future.
ATTN: UBERSITE. This is a groundbreaking, historic, nay epocic (did i just make that word up?) event in Uber hsitory
This is why he's the King:
My humblest apologies...
The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
Cool video, cool site
Ubercon Las Vegas: Revived: Dates And Interest
Baseball is Fucked
Shiteface
Sauna Trauma
Would you like your milk in a bag?
My boyfriend thinks I might be cheating...
SPT: I'm Aiming for a -.81 Rating on THIS Post
SPT Where I am moving
What does the future hold?
A Pirates Life For Me
Kids (NSFW)
Kidz
Camwhore (no content).
Berty's throw away post about a dream he had
Where I was brought up...
I can't see any justification for supporting Israel
A Memo to Human Resources from Mr. Jarvis "Jazzy" Johnston, the Pretty Fly for a Corporate Accounting Guy
Show Mercy, Bart.
"The Haiku Mikoo Experience, Pt. 3" by Quinntheeskimo and Haiku Mikoo
Lonliness.
R.I.P. Ike Turner
RIP - Ike Turner
what happens when the horizon is broken
Blessed
Think about the children!
Where Were You Raised?
Platonic Mistress Tales: Drinking, Dancing, and Other Men
photos with hot girls -- safe for work
pissed off
Why not, right?
Why not, right?
Tell Me What Recession Should Mean to Me
Ubermas '07: Eight Tiny Reindeer
Super Hot Camwhore!
How to destroy America (by Glen O.)
Post History Change For User 24351
Ubermas '07: All I Want For Christmas is A Sack Full of Dead Birds.
Nerve or Muscle/Chicken or Egg
I Feel The Need To Apoligize
"The Haiku Mikoo Experience, Pt. 2" by Quinntheeskimo and Haiku Mikoo
How do I get talked into these things
i am ANFRY
Spatula Tornado Goblin
Prologue: Only The Guilty Choke...Eh ChaosJester, will this do?
Life is grand.
ATTN: Rest of Europe
hey uber site
Croatoan
Ghost Hunters: Revolutionaries or Douchenozzles?
Get On With It
A Review of the Snuff Film I Found Behind my Radiator
Almost 30
Big Ups to the Man Upstairs!
Ubermas 2007 round one results and stuff
Pic Of My Dog
A Brand New Electro Camwhore (with my Grandad!)
Today's message brought to you by the number 11
Immaculate Guilt
A Complete "What The Fuck?!" Caption Contest
Guaranteed to Piss You Off.
Chicks with Mohawks
Fiction: Encounter. (3400 words)
Rape Competition Entry
Happy Birthday Panzer
Chatting on Wednesday
i dislocated/broke my shoulder
Do you know who you’re voting for in 2008?
Dick The Halls
Ubermas 07: Deck the Halls
Ubermas '07: I saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus
Ubermas '07: Deck the Halls.
I Quit
go ifran go!
Bloody Pommies Should Stick To Cricket and Badminton.
Shlongy; The Hollywood Years
Has Shlongy been done before?
black women are gorgeous
Half assed it, and it's too late for me to consider not posting this, because it's already written, and I really don't feel like going to my idea about mermaids, or other such nonsense, so I can get on with a semi lucid post that doesn't have some crappy
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger", etc., etc.
Ubermas: Confessions of Santa Clause
Ubermas: Confessions of Santa Clause (NSFW and way more twisted than I had intended. Seriously, this got out of hand.)
Quotes of the US govt.
Insomnolence
For Inion: A summary - from Australia, nearly the world champions at everything.
fuck
the poet's war
Drunkz, Banned and Emo
Genesis 28:12
Eating Babies: a repost of a post I posted a long time ago with the wrong account
Ubermas 2007: A Zombie Family Christmas
The churning motion of the sea
Another mediocre piece of a mediocre short-story.
guys
Emo Story Plus Camwhore of Me Stuffing My Hole with a Phallic Object! LOLARIOUS!
a story about a guy named Bob.
It's a story, about a guy named Bob.
Fuck you, and fuck your oozy cedar planked atlantic salmon, dicknose.
GPF-- Never Steal a Scotsman's Haggis!
LPF...spanish roll
First the Muhammed Blasphemy Bear... Now THIS!
GPF-(NSFW) Bedouin Birth
Introducing..... My Sandwich!
Introducing...... My Sandwich!
Introducing...... My Sandwich!
I once had a fish named Skippy
Working in a cube is just weird.
It's been almost four years, so fuck it - camwhore
frankthebear camwhores!
shandythedog camwhores
Some details of former uber users
Belly gonna get ya (plus bonus gif)
Have a Fuckin' Eppy pt. 2!
Fuck the lot of you (but don't stop)
Are any of you Cunts from Minnesota?
For Forensic again(no content and just a taste)spt
GPF - My Usual Reaction To Rob_Berg's Replies
SPT: Already Gone
Well, fuck it.I tried.
I remember when you were here. We'd walk on forever, wherever you felt like taking us at the moment. I don't walk much now that you're gone.
SPT: Already Gone
GPF: Oooohhhhhhhh yyyeaaaaahhhhhhh!
GPF --> s t O p that bus !
I once had a dog named Charlie.
I Really Don't Have Anything Better Than This
Little Sally expresses herself... all over your face
Snowflakes are such bullshit
G0 BEARS W00!!! KEEL DA REST OF DEM NO GOOD THUG REDSKlNS
Dumpster Poaching w/ Camwhore
No Subject
Har Har Penis!
Glen Onoko Falls: Pussy Palace and Hangover Cure(Amazing)
SPT: Things Everyone Should Know #1
Platonic Mistress Tales: Bare Necessities and Other Luxuries
YES! IFRAN PATHAN is in the squad!
Some thoughts...
Royal Unicorn Cabaret
attn ubersite: I am launching a bid to become popular
Tiny Urinals are the Devil’s Tool
Violence
E-mail Us Your Titties!: Prelude To The Boobs of Uber Volume 4
Dawn run (boy with dog story)
ATTN: Lemmings of Ubersite
Please Come Home for Christmas
A Zombie Family Christmas - Ubermas 2007
Isn’t there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?
Yep, I justed posted twice in the same day.
ATTN: Lemmings of Ubersite
ATTN: Lemmings of Ubersite
Boner of the Day
Goodbye, old friend.
Drinking cheap beer for you
Hello
Amber Waves (Pt. 8)
A story about a robot, told by a robot
Noob Camwhore
The Week of Spam
Metaphors
We'll see if this works- in .mp3 format
We'll see if this works
We'll see if this works
In the tribal days, did males and females spend most of their time with members of the same sex? Also, is it possible to have an affair with a married lady with painted toenails and nothing is ever revealed and there are never any problems and the whole
That very day
You Know Who in 10 More Years...
Steak of The Union
A great read! I laughed! I cried! I lost fifteen pounds!
Everything you (n)ever wanted to know about DeathJester
A Little Holiday--I Mean CHRISTmas--Entertainment
hi
Wrong, THIS Is The Worst Tattoo I've Ever Seen
Worst Tattoos I've Ever Seen: Part 1
I am usually TheDoctor but today im your maid shlongy, kiss kiss.
English Final over Sontag's piece "A Woman's Beauty: Put-Down or Power Source?"
Ubermas 2007 - Round One
Helluva Reunion
women painting their toenails
Good Job, U.S.A
Diary at the end of the world
Helping an Emo
sometimes no decision is a decision
bob's Travels Part 2: Florence
He's MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!1
well, time for a new life
Random Rambling
Baby Names For Realists
so the bandwagon begins...
Fine, you all asked for it... (CHEST CAMWHORE)
Bumper Hunting - Animals are stupid hairy dumb asses
Recently Nominated for OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK!
mrs tackett was a big fat bitch
Ghosts! Not a real post - just a question for the more devious Uberers
this is why we're good at sport.
The Bubble Burst
Eh, whatever...Uber Clusterfuck
Bloggish But It Needed To Be Said
Washington Deadskins WR Santana Moss remembers teammate using the shocker
Dancing Robots
HEY UBER, I Just Wanted To Remind You That I love You!
uber parenting (DISTURBING content)
Can you think of a worse night then this?
submit my site?
Dano Keeps It Short And Sweet
Random Caption Contest (...possibly NSFW.)
Second Chance
Uber's Only Rule for Noobs
G0 BEARS W00!!! KEEL DEM T0DDLER SNlFFlN GlANTS!!!
jimi hendirx tribute post
oh man...What's Happening?!
More inspiration for the wonderful Caturday night
Maybe I'm an alcoholic. REPOST UBER!
Maybe I’m an alcoholic.
oh man.... What's happening?!
Rules to noobs on Uber
All of me...the camwhore you've been waiting for.
Motivating the Weekend
For Shlongy: Hot Chick's Hole
uber goober
I just played poker for the first time ever
Ever Since I Started Watching the TNT Series "Saving Grace"
Ever Since I Started Watching the TNT Series "Saving Grace"
Bumper Hunting: My Year In Review (warning long)
Bumper Hunting: My Year In Review (long)
Rita in the Elevator: Part 2 of 2
Police
Whale Naming and how a Misleading URL leads to disappointment and sorrow (plus bonus camwhore with me and my niece)
R.I.P Evel Knievel
R.I.P Evel Knievel
That Feeling
R.I.P Evel Knievel
(GPF) Lungfish discovers his request for bail-reduction on child-molestation charges has been granted.
Conversations with My Daughter, Pt. 1 (PPF)
Amber Waves (Pt. 7)
I have always wanted to be a musician
Complete the Picture Equation Completed
Complete The Picture Equation - A digital contest of sorts. (NSFW if your boss is one of the bad guys from the Captain Planet cartoons)
Platonic Mistress Tales: The Categories
Ubermas 07 - Holiday Extraveganza Debacle brought to you by your mom or something
Pink Vomit Lady's House for the Morbidly Rich and Elderly
GPF: Walk the Dog (Drag Option Included)
Have a Fuckin' Eppy!
Sir Walter Riley
Retardo the Wonder Boy, act 1 scene1.
Harry and The Britney Spears
GPF: Daaaayummmm! (NSFW)
Happy Birthday, Hurty!
GPF: A Tasty Treat - Well Delivered.
Happy Birthday HBTS (Repost)
Happy Birthday HBTS!
Fuck you.
Ubercon: Your Mom's Vag (There's a party inside, and everyone's invited)
Remember kids, if it's the union of two vector spaces it is not a subspace, but the intersection of two vector spaces are a subspace
Six word story.
bob's travels Part 1: London
Only The Guilty Choke
How To Get Out Of A Speeding Ticket?
SPT: Message
Message
Things I don't miss: Collecting semen samples from creepy men
Back by popular demand (and -2's)
Ninja's Folly
I have news... [SPT] [Repost, big file]
I have news... [SPT]
The Consummation and Possible Destruction of a Marriage
The Open ButtMissle
Fuck Elmo
SPT: I'm Bringing Pretty Back, but Does This Shirt Make Me Look Gay? (Camwhore)
A day in my life (Old Norse style)
SPT: The Best Car On Uber
Thanks For The Warm Welcome
SPT: Coloring Contest
Viva La Shit Post
A Screenshot Tells a Thousand Tales
Look down upon me, ye mighty.
SPT A heartwarming adventure
Evil, Evil Women
What October needed...
Fwoosh. Wheeee. Zooom. Come Play.
Fwoosh. Wheeee. Zooom. Come Play.
RedLine
ubersite's funkiest car?
cunt
I'm Bored Of Uberiste - "To Contact Me" Post
Ubercon: Toronto, Canada
All You Need to Know About the Big 12 (repost)
UberCon: Lansing Michigan
Old And New "Online, Web 2.0, Blog" Media : That Different?
"This I Believe"
All you need to know about the Big 12
My desktop sends me satanic messages
Devin Hester Will Keel U
A poem about dhiarrhea at an upscale restaurant
Rita Stands Alone: Part 1 of 2
Gold Rush
Lonely Redhead - Seeks Luvvins
Accidental Exploratory of the Last Vaginal Tomb, Vol. 1
APW: More Signs and Junk
Sex Research - SFW
Inside the Actors Studio: ED 209
I too am an ugly fat cunt who hasn't dated in years
Pimp my ride, by request
The House - Prologue
Whoa! Hold the fucking phone!!!!....
fuck everyone and everything!
Robo Einstein 2080
what the fuck is supposed to be wrong with Ifran Pathan
Is it just me or is that Director chap dangerously insane?
Enormous walking phallus seeks group of amazons to pleasure
Just Another Day
Everybody looks like somebody famous: Berty
Pregnant Women need love too!!
Orphelia's Naked Camwhore Debut (For you, Sico) NSFW
Yoga Terror
ATTN: ballare - My trip to England, camwhore not of me! (not much content)
Hypothetical: the psycho-est grandma-in-law in the world...
APT: Signs
Spam Research
I Killed Ubersite
Fuck You Birmingham: The SFA Mislead the Public (Again).
You Walrus Hurt The One You Love
Phallic World
I'm starting to get a little sick of this Internet 'Spam' Protection...
Vote For ME And Validate My Online Existence!!!
Tantric rape, quiet women and small plastic bags
Amber Waves (Pt. 6)
"The Haiku Mikoo Experience, Pt. 1" by Quinntheeskimo and Haiku Mikoo
A Story in Six Words
Casual Talk.. Uber
Fuckin Posties ..
FAO The BBC Director General
In Memoriam of Kevin DuBrow
Killed in Action
Very addictive game... beat this bitches!
Very addictive game... beat this bitches!
Very addictive game... beat this bitches!
Shitty Gifts
bart bart we need a mobile ubersit
Thanksgiving in Budapest
Interesting note.
Old Timey Photos.
O Come Emmanuel
Ben Franklin Mass Killer?
Gospel of Thomas
Spit or Swallow
20MM Cannon History Lesson + I Love Tit Cannons (NSFWish for some Gratuitous Cleavage)
Uber super fake
sic
Green
Pooooorrr HOOMER, HO
I sucked out to beat Phil Hellmuth with a Runner Runner straight and Then I Bitch-Slapped Him in Front of his own Mother.
Jumped Up Bitches Get My Goat
ORANGEUGLADE i am here????
That Is a Tasty Burger.
Homer,Bert and Adam
berty
glenda the good WITCH
it'd been said that superman is dead
I Sucked Out to Beat Phil Hellmuth with a Runner-Runner Straight; and Then I Bitch-Slapped Him in Front of His Own Mother.
Day 17
Don't drink and drive your tractor
Six word story.
I GOTTA REALLY GOOD HEART....THAT'S WHAT S.M.S.M & Mr.S. _said...
And The World's-Biggest-Badass-Of-The-Year Award Goes To.......
i saw Amon Amarth last night
G0 BEARS W00, KEEL THEM CHlLD M0LESTlN BR0NC0S
There Is No Title For This One.
The Gamer in the Ambulance OR My Thanksgiving
How my Thanksgiving went.
Raleigh: The Man
What Shlongy REALLY meant
Again this Year, I'm just sure I'm not going to get what I really want for Christmas
For you
Goodbye Uber.
Introduction plus photo.
Ubering Heights - The Future Tonight
Old people vs. Technology
When will this website cack up and start quoiting 'Family Guy' Bart......
STONEPILLOWBED fucking asshole
FREEDOM FROMTHE STONEPILLOWBED Fucking asshole
Women in the military in different parts of the world. (Part 3)
Finally able to bring myself to talk about England....
A-Z Guide To My Crappy Job
Skeet Skeet Skeet!
GPF: Lord Of The Rings (Fuck You I've not Seen this One.)
GPF: English Goalkeeper Scott Carson as a Youngster
Caulincourt, Is That You? (NSFW) Repost w/ Tag
Caulincourt, Is That You?
GPF: Redskies Has a Dream
Skanky Senga's Wee Black Dress
Lay Buried Among Us - Pt1
GPF: You Could Well Go Blind.
Amber Waves (Pt 5)
I Know That In California The Waves Break On The Beach
Band Nerd
Soo . . I'm new.
Well, I Tried This Once Before, So I'm Throwing It Out There Again
Happy Thankgiving...
Tainted Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiv-Wii-ing!
That REALLY BIG Fucking Thing On Top of The GIHUGIC MOTHERFUCKING THING!
Happy Thanksgiving
Danse Macabre
SPT - Shit Post Thanksgiving (nsfw, but if you're at work this may be the only thing keeping you from slitting your wrist)
a beautiful girl
Happy Thanksgiving, I guess.
There is something about her...
What just happened to me is too fucking ridiculous to be fiction
Some fish are so shellfish.
How do films get pitched?
Thanksgiving Celebration: A Whole Bunch of Turkeys.
beer
I'm sorry my last post failed :-(
My Accordeon Song - Vidwhore
Holy Crap.
THE MOTHER OF ALL MOTORCYCLEs
Mmm... Turkey.
I Can Bearly Handle Men's Bullshit Anymore
Oh Noes! Hide Yer Salmon, The Jellyfish are coming!
Oh, shit...
Uber Turkeys
Come and get it!!
Allow me to analyse the scent of your penis
Bastard
Bastard
Shlongy' s Thanksgiving Recipe with Bonus Kitchen Camwhore!
Courtland
Bartender's Free
Turkey of Hands
Another reason why they belong on the table at Thanksgiving
My Prize Winner
Re: Make your own hand turkey whatever-thing
Uncivil War: The Split of Ubersite Pt 3
Early SPT since most of you won't be here tomorrow.
S0 fucking B0RED
Everyone Looks Like Someone Famous Oapa Editon Take 2
Everyone Looks Like Someone Famous- Oapa Edition
APW: Make your own goddamn turkey you ungrateful pricks
UBER Happy Spanksgiving Day Turkey (NSFW)
Tom's Last Stand
Everyone looks like something: EmissionImpossible Episode.
Everyone looks like someonething EmissionImpossible Episode.
UBER Happy Spanksgiving Day Turkey
Everyone looks like someone or thing HBTS episode
Thankful for Butterflies
Introduction + Camwhore
what i get to work with
My Vote
Smooth move...
Need a Freelance Designer?
The Hatred of Blue
Naked Pictures of Your Mother (Yes you, you awful jackass)
Damn yo tha's a bigass jellyfish yo!
Let Us Remember A Forgotten Hero
Something Something American Holiday Something Turkey Something Else.
unidentified critter
Yozz vs The Doctor: Who is cool; who is the asshole?
whorin' it up
Maybelle and the Mushroom
So There Isn't Any Real Reason For This Post: Ten Minutes Later
Take a break from the hate.
Fuck All Of You, I'm Never Taking Advice From Any Of You Again
A Few Of Comments About the 1980's
Why Do You Build Me Up
The Hitchhiker
Use This Hairnet To Keep The Cum Out
Disseverment
Happy / Sad
Women in the military in different parts of the world. (Part 2)
In Memory of Dick Wilson
Once You Pop You Just Can't Stop
A Glimpse of the Internet In The Future
I Learned An Incredibly Important Lesson In Physiology Last Night.
So There Isn't Any Real Reason For This Post
Hot Tears
jolly old childhood memories revisited and repeated
To The Guy Who Deletes My Posts
Fish
Tits
Senseless Questions
The Ass And The Bucket
Once I get it all figured out. Perfection.
Cars that good christians should avoid (no content)
Song - its awesome
Everyone Looks Like Someone Famous: Kaos-King
A curiosity question for other states/countries
Flat footed, ain't she?
Orange Juice
Women in the military in different parts of the world.
I Lost You Out There
old girlfriends
Holiday Wishes
Because A Cat's Ass Is A Terrible Thing To Waste.
Just a quick note...
An Airy Symmetry
Sexist post
ETS? This can`t be right?!
Grueberfest: Breaker (Late but worth it!)
Weirdest Women in the World
To Whom it may (or may not) Concern:
How I Feel Aboot My poor Bears this Season
Perspective (From the Other Side)
Amber Waves (Pt. 4)
Uncivil War: The Rape Dick Poop of Ubersite Pt 2 (NSFW)
What has been seen cannot be unseen
I can't play you anymore, dearest.
Just a Quick Query
Uncivil War: The Split of Ubersite Pt 2
Getting rid of hickey's
G0 BEARS W00 !!! kEEL DEM GlRLY SHEHAWKS
Hey there guys!!
Ah, Dericicis Hrumpbracks!
Stranger.
rabies got back
Internet Depravity for the Hard of Spelling
Candy...for Breakfast?
Budlight...
Bart has finally sold out
I'm in Deep Shit Now. :-(
The Split Of Ubersite (NTSFW..)
I miss you already Lloyd.
ATTN: Scotland-or- HurtByTheSun, I'm calling out your worthless nation.
I can't believe I have to support Israel today....fucking jews
two big macs three cheeseburgers two large fries and a diet coke please
The Diary of Emily
attn: science and tech boffins: a new device to control speeding is needed
The Early Observation Method: A New Concept for the Conscientious Peek-Sneaker
True Stories of Monkeyswithguns
The Split of Ubersite
God-Sunuvabichin-damnit...Go Steve Perry! Because I am definateley D-R-U-N-K. , and, SPF, and cause I have a long title.
Money & Beauty = Lameness, Apparently.
The Shatner/West Incident
The Split of Ubersite (NSFA)
Uncivil War: The Split of Ubersite Pt1
Miracle Whip
The Splits of Ubersite
The Split of Ubersite (Semi-NSFW)
The Split of Ubersite NSFW
The Split of Ubersite NSFW
1.30am musings
ATTN: Italy -or- Sicosemen, I'm calling out your worthless nation.
Innocent War
FF: 2040's
Fuck people that diss Ubersite
This_Unworldly_Truth
The Split of Ubersite
Berty Tries (and fails) to define the English Character
Amber Waves (Pt. 3)
The Split of Ubersite
the slpit of ubersite
Soooooooo, you thought you didn't have to pay me?
Fergus
The Split of Ubersite
Fuck Ubersite - THE SONG!!!!
Imagine New York, London, San Francisco, all destroyed
Pagan Christmas - The Rest of the Story
Song for your lips!!!!
Blu the little pixie
The BOSH Man! GETS A SUPRISE VISIT!!!
Bored...
The Dirt
You've GOT To Be Kidding Me?!? Is This A Joke?
Turbosloth
Removing Geeda.dll Without Fucking About Like Other Guides Or Using Dumbass Tools By Symantec That Don't Work
The Second Hand Vacuum
Someone had to say it
NSFW - The Dark Art of 'Valiant'. (With A Vibrator.)
The Split Of Ubersite
frowns
Additional Features
Kaos - This is a Blog
SPT/APW: Chris Ofili
SPT - Now I'm dyin' to forget you.
Bob's Curse (Part 1)
SPT: Camel Toe Post Thursday (NSFW)
SPT is totally gay...but fuck it.
One wish
What Do I Do????
Lost
Shrug?
Good News...
I challenge the 'good' posters to a duel!
3 in the Morning
Cupid
The Verandah
Take2 - awesome song for bored people that like awesome songs
Hi (fwd)
Stegosaurus Boys
Amber Waves (Pt. 2)
Every day is like Monday
Hitting the town with Michael Jackson
Chain Gang Cons Versus Ass Rippers from Outer Space (2)
A Slow News Day
Questionably Questionable Questions Mostly for 'Mericans but if you have something to say have it
Catfish Hunger...
APW: Poem and Picture
Flame on!
What about them?
Dress Rehearsal
Waking Up Thinking Your Girlfriend Just Shit The Bed Can Be Incredibly Awkward.
Waking Up Thinking Your Girlfriend Just Shit The Bed Can Be Incredibly Awkward.
APW - A Book & Films
Batshark
Me, myself.
California Grass
genius aussie pianist discovered on youtube!
Unsung Movie Heroes: Danny Trejo
I'm never drinking with my sister again
Halp! I'm Writing A Book.
Ubersite Reference Post For Posts About Ubersite
Amber Waves (Pt 1)
I Guess Most of Us Are Going To Jail; Thank You George Bush
POMH - Madison WI
The truth about your uber obsession
Since we're asking stupid fucking questions
Uncertainty Principle
There's Nothing Furry Here
Awesome Bear
How do they do that?
Questions for Non-Americans
Uber Uber Uber.....
Figured out Sacrilicious
Never Let A Comedian Give You Sex Tips
My Resignation Letter
Half a million
Whats a Valkeriye?
duuuurrrpppppp: caption contest
Delicious
We are America, Love Us!
Iq test results
"Whores!"
A Modest Ideal
Camel Toe Post Monday!
your answers
The wombats of Madison County
Endangered Species Taste Like Chicken
On this Veteran's Day
Wine Vs. Water
REPOST: Remember she said, Remember in Red
Remember she said, Remeber in Red
in 1000 years time, will archaelogogists dig down very deep and find your house?
G0 BEARS W00!!! KEEL dem RAIDERS
Happy Birthday, Coley: One Woman's Tale of Longing and Woe
Awesome Autumn
Good Books to Read?
Chad.
Boris Belarus
why are ruins etc BURIED UNDERGROUND? WHY??
A words been banned
It's around 2am and I felt like posting. Take that you non nocturnal bastards.
ask me
A Joke, From the Future
Night Ride
Psycho Dave is One with the Ninja (Part Three
There's a Special Providence in the Fall of a Sparrow
Camwhore in need of help
The Award goes to...
R.I.P. Norman Mailer (1/23/1923 - 11/10/2007)
A Happy Birthday.
A post shandy would like</end name drop>
My love's Tattoo
Outdated Software Reviews: Paint
Extreme hard core tickle action NSFW
Washroom Story
Told you i didnt
Chain Gang Cons vs Ass Rippers from Outer Space (1)
What’s your Achilles’ heel?
Omg, a Electro post.
The Thing I Hate Even Nore Than Telemarketing Calls...
Ubercon Las Vegas: Revived
I have to come clean...
GPF: The Importance of Work Safety
Horrible Halloween Camwhore
Is there such a thing as restroom etiquette?
Lightning Plasma UFO
Orgasmashazzar, King of the Dream Interpretation Kiosk
What I did at the SEMA show in Vegas
A brief letter to my future wife
Psycho Dave is One with the Ninja (Part Two)
Some pics I enjoy...(repost with NSFW tag)
Some pics I enjoy...
The Misadventures of Skanky Senga + Dour Faced Scottish Cam Whore
You're Invited
GPF: Well...Would You?
On the Open Road
sweet jeebus
GPF: If you see an atheist, tell your parents or pastor right away
Bored? A Great Big Post with not much writing to waste some time on.
GPF (Green post friday) - Take a bus !
Who Knew??
My Whittling Adventure
My Whittling Adventure
BEHOLD! Electro, thy Furry Lord!!!
Amontillado's Treasure- Mason Mill Park, Atlanta, Ga
Strip Club Blunder
Hot Sauce Fiasco
Glasgow Kelvingrove Park: An Illustrated Jaunt
Matt Maiorano's Back-From-The-Grave Movie Review: Across The Universe
Enhance your life?
SPT: Naked
SPT: Yeah basically
My First Time
Vanilla Bears Taste Of Chocolate.
I Just Realized That Most Of These New Users Are Just Old Users Who Were Incessantly Made Fun Of And/Or Wives Caught Them CyberSexxoring Fat Chicks And Now Are Pretending To Be New Users
SPT: Big Hair, Monkey Love and Misc. Crap Cleaned Off My Hard Drive
make it a happy tree
Dangerous Pants Explosion
Dangerous Pants Explosion
is cuddling more important than sex?
Karaoke: Why NOT? (SPT)
Dangerous pants explosion
Thoughts on...
Psycho Dave is One with the Ninja (Part One)
Electro is a furry, and you can too
Karaoke: WHY?
SPT - Rambo III
UberHistory: Unearthing Old Dirt From Newer Garbage
Good Friends ...... Or A Tough Call
I Hate Lufthansa and You Should Too!!!
BBQ SHLONG or JUST ANOTHER SHRlMP AT THE BARBIE (nsfw)
i'm waiting for satan the gym junkie to return so i can fuck off to the whorehouse
Good Friends ...... Or A Tough Call
"The Carrion Eaters" Part one.
Syracuse Orange Basketball
At Christmas we angrily recieved presents from the gift shark's uterus
Tom Brady's Big Adventure
Anti-APW/GPF/SPT: I'm Just Posting.
If another person can stake a claim on your time, how is that not a form of slavery?
APW: My First Car.
flowers for the depart(ing)
Uber, you served your purpose and I’ll miss you. But I guess I’m just not bored anymore
APW: Last Night's Assignment - Now with Added Interest
APW: last night's assignment
Mystery Camwhore: Guess The Drunken Uberuser
Did I Need To Know That?
help i need somebody
SPT (I've moved to China) - Hunt for 'odd' Star Trek extras
My OFFICIAL request to have The Uniter Banned.
My OFFICIAL request to have The Uniter Banned.
I got married last night.
The dream
They want to fit in
They want to fit in
APW: Eric Joisel
Shlongy Bakes a Cake w/evidence to prove so
APW: Apollo (ATTN: Turkey)
I'm In Love With A Stripper
Porno Titles
America; The most embarrasing country
What Is Next?
minutes and minutes of 80s FUN!!!
Peculiar Imagery (probably NSFW)
A boy and his Dog
In honor of Caulaincourt's posting tradition plus bonus catwhore
I think it is cool that Ebony magazine is willing to feature white people on the cover. Diversity rocks.
I dream of sleep
Mediocre Matt
I Just Found A Gif Of The Hottest Bunch Of 16 Year-Old Asian Asses You'll Ever See
Sobriety..........Now what?
So what do you do if you're going bald and you're too young to attempt pulling off a comb over?
Original
The Return of Bob
My First Time Tuesday
'My First Time' Tuesdays - The Cheesiest Cheese Sauce In The Whole Of Cheeseland.
Imagine if Glenn Beck and Nancy Grace had a child.....I would vow my life to kill it. And them too. And you. God I hate people.
Jason and Medea
2(noun)s 1 cup
Eating Cheese with French Fries makes sense "Mon esti!"
Answer me This
Being Awesome: Not always as awesome as it seems.
2 boys 1 cup
"If your offended what should you do?" racist fucks.
Why is the Loonie Raping the Eagle?
Everybody looks like somebody: Hilarity_Ensues
Made My Weekend
I Did an Acting Bit in a Student Film & Bikini Bandits
to my Wife
Extraordinary, Ch. 1 Pt. 1 - Deployment
Kissing Hank's Ass - A Religious Parable.
WOO! 9 AND 0 BITCH!!! TAKE THAT YOU COCKSUCKING BLIND ASS REFS!!!(nsfw?)
After years of study ... The Alpha Factor Theory
Dear TV Writers
We need a voter aptitude test.
HELP needed from the Musically Trendy
I Want To Try Ice Canoe Racing +Obligatory Camwhore
The Importance of Being Modest
Thanks for saving mankind...
Skirts and Leggings (I've lowered my standards to post this, because it's the weekend. You're welcome.)
Starting conversations
ATTN: Houston & NFL
G0 C0LTS W00, EXPATRIATlZE DEM CHEATIN FAGTRIOTS
This Place Is Fucking Dead!! Here's An Old Joke.
SCHLONG MaN!
Support, and other meaningless words.
Curious George.
On Sweat Pants: A Critical Analysis of Appropriate Party Attire. This one’s for people everywhere who dress as bummy as me.
Outdated Software Reviews: Wordpad
You guys know the drill. Don't click unless you feel like reading drunken, emo ramblings...
Signs.
What?
The continuing problems of White America.
(GPF) Crisp-pee Uri-night
Some Good News
A Message To Shlongy From The Universe
Must be Shlongy day (Sort of a repost)
Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored
GPF: Bart@ hiz new gig
Shlongy Plays Basketball in the Park
Vancouver
Shlongy takes a walk in the park
Shlongy takes a walk in the park
The BOSH Man! SHARES HIS FUCKING POWER KNOWLEDGE!!
Nature Versus Nuture
Barry Bonds: Pissy Little Bitch
GPF: Want to die, but without all the emo? Here's your solution.
What the hell, bro?!
" I'm Interested in Lesbian Homoeroticism" and Other Excuses to Draw Vag All Day (NSFW)
GPF: Free Playstation!
Congratulations on purchasing the Nintendo Wii.
FF: 1890's
FF: 1890's
GPF: Victory. Destroyed.
This post is shit about Gabbly and I'm prettier than you
The Shield Land: Chapter One
SPT: Ever heard a gunshot?
SPT: Growing up *sniff*
Nonmusicians won't make sense here
I am happy.
I have a new job, and so can you!
SPT: Should Have Posted It Today
SPT: Man I miss the 80's
SPT: BANNED... From the Executive Washroom
SPT: Awesome Halloween Costume
No Hard feelings Paul, we were asking for it
Awesome NSFW Link + Camwhore
SPT: Thank Fuck for That
Dear Islamic Terrorists, You Won
SPT: Pumpkin Homicide
SPT: The Tower
Bart Bart, Jewish? You Call It
Life Lessons #1: Friends
SPT - ATTN: World Travellers (little content)
SPT: What is E.T. Short For?
SPT - Bravos's 100 Scariest Movies
SPT - Stoner and I
SPT: A Comparative Essay on Political Science.
SPT - <shrug> I can't think of a good title.
SPT: Saul Post Thursday.
SPT: Saul Post Thursday
SPT - This Year's Christmas Must-Have (No Original Content)
Outdated Software Reviews: Notepad
200 Posts Of Greatness.
Ashamed Of Myself
Ashamed Of Myself
attn american scum: i'll see you fuckers in court
My conversation with God
Bad Water
Bad Water
Happy Halloween
My Office Is Clean
Halloween Song Game - Connect The Body Part
Dennis Kucinich and the UFO
R.I.P. Robert Goulet
Everyone Looks Like Someone Famous: Halloween Edition - Myself
R.I.P. - Robert Goulet
RIP - Robert Goulet
I pray for the death of humanity.
APW Halloween Edition - Laurie Lipton
The Media Is Full of Shit?
Man Has Steel: Death Embodied (Part 2)
Man Has Steel: Death Embodied (Part 2)
Happy Halloween, Uber!
Happy Halloween
(NSFW) I've one thing to say and it's...
APW: Weird Ass Statues
I've one thing to say and it's...
A modernist manifesto!!!
A badly written Halloween story...
How the Bible SHOULD have been written...
High Speeds Require You To:
The Longest Road
UberLiars R2: When I was a kid...
Happy Halloween Ubersite! I hope you get lots of candy.
A Chat
SHITE PANTS: Origin & Identity Revealed!!!
SHITE PANTS: Origin & Identity Revealed!!!
Last F'n Try
Repost
I Have A Wet Dream On My DeskTop
SkinnyK As Poster Child - OR - My 15 min. of Fame
Whose alter am I?
"Whats on TV" movie reviews.
Yeeeeeeehhhhhhhaaaawwwwwwww!!!!!
Words
Happy Endings For All
A SHIT LIST! I'm Pissed!!!
All ur fallz are belong to U.S.
The Rise of Secular America
massage: what is the best kind?
Liar liar - Indiana Jed
Who's The Coolest Ever?
GRUEBERFEST 07 - The Winner!!!: WRITE-OF-WAY
In Honor of Halloween: Fucked Up Scarecrows
A Quick Observation Test For The Uber Menz
and so it is...
Swamp Donkey camwhore for the ladies (and Shlongy and his band of fags)
Life
Inappropriate Obituary
There is nothing odder than seeing yourself on TV - as an eight year old.
I thought she was legal.
A badly written story...
Got 20p mate?
Halloween MsPaint, a lil Holiday gift for Uber
Special Announcement
A Quick Eye Test For The Guys - Brought To You By ArtFoco Optica
Dick’s, a Dongle and other tech support stories
Cold Water was his excuse
Man Has Steel (Part 1)
How I feel
Man Has Steel (Part 1)
I hate you drogoRoch and Berty. This is WHAT I DO!
Berty asks about America
The term "Atheist" is meaningless.
The term "Atheist" is meaningless.
In Case Any Of You Have Forgotten...
Sick Day
I Wanna Get Lost In Your Rock N Roll
Thank God, I'm Not in Thailand
Graduation Day..
In Four Years........
The Sword of Gthnackt: The Blasted Lands Saga (I)
My dick is numb.
Some English Slag...
It's Time For Another...... Uber Caption Contest
I got a spot!!!
In "Shut the Fuck up" News.
REPOST: The Shielded Land Prologue
Zombie Survival Guide
Apparently, getting laid is this easy...
Steak's Fairytale Life
The Shielded Land: Prologue
The Shielded Land: Prologue
The Girl and the Garden
Time to pay the piper, scourge
My Dirty Little Secret
UberLiar Entry Round Deuce
Lips Too Late
An example of why China will one day rule the world. or I know some very stupid people.
There are reasons why you should not have any friends.
two songs that rock your socks off
Awesome Song!
Uberliar Round 2 (Warning: Not Short)
My Trial By Fire (or Booze): Happy Halloween Uber!
Happy Halloween (nsfw)
squeeee
Rate my Boy friends cock
Yet another generic, one-sided love story.
UberLiars Round Two Repost
Devil's Brew
UberLiars Round Two
ATTN: Urban Meyer
GO BEARS W00, KEEL dem CHUMP lIONS
Keith
Attention: McCallum et al
Oi
Lasers! fucking lasers everywhere man! it's just an orgy of high tech death!
I will -2 EVERYTHING YOU LOVE
attn: science boffins
Assholes are everywhere NSFW! (unless you hate your job)
Over the river and through the woods to Razor's and Firefly's house I go
Red Soxx 3 for 0
Over the river and through the woods to Razo
I Had A Date Today - or - "Why I Had Breakfast With A Married Egyptian"
LOvely lovely dogshit
Everyone Looks Like Someone Famous
Old, But Still Funny.
Can you believe this?
What Happened?
What Does an Island, a 100 lbs. Boxer and a Fishing Pole Have in Common?
The Emasculation of Mankind: A Hair-Based Scientific Report
What Happened?
Re "What Happened?" : It Happens. Fuck Off.
What happened?
If there IS a Hell, this guy just had his reservation confirmed
Mugged by a Slug
Commentary: California Fires
Dead puppies arent much fun.
(gpf) Our own Zebra, caught on film
RE: Your Last Post
I like...
Glenn Beck Is Better Than Lou Dobbs In Every Conceivable Way
A shitty sonnet
Okay, I'm drunk again so don't expect this to be very good...
GPF...Thou Shalt Not
Just another sign of that evolution doesn't exist...
A list of Ubersiters I'd Spend Time With In Real Life.
A list of Ubersiters I'd Spend Time With In Real Life.
- Neverending Joke Thread, Part Deux -
Big-ass catfish
GPF - Uncanny
GPF: When Good Lolcats Go Bad.
Playing God.
I was executed last night.
I saw this and thought of you
SGPF: A Thing of Beauty (NSFW)
Take the fuckin stairs
One line of randomness. A special message to a speical driver. Intro To Gumball Machine Theorem. Exactly in that order.
The Funeral Dinner: Grueberfest '07
Year 1844 - The Consequences Of Masturbation
Go Red Soxx Motherfuckin wooooo
You might be a monster if...
What happens when you stash your drugs in your brother's car?
fresh squeezed
Medicine: 200 Years of Progress
Still Shlongy After All These Years (Plus random picture)
OMG!! im showin' ma Hohl. Coma checka dis OUT!
REPOST The Unwritten rule of Ubersite
REPOST: The unwritten rule of Ubersite
The unwritten rule of ubersite
Complete Failure At Life
30 Days of FLOWER ARRANGEMENT: Now with more Vampire Bukkake than EVER BEFORE!!!!!
These people should be fed to the fires.
Why can't I just buy a fuckin' can of tuna?
Cyanide and Happiness
hmmmmm
SPT: Where has all the cotton gone & a brief note about Rob Halford
SPT: GlF CAPTl0N C0NTEST
Harlequin (Part 4)
Shlongy, please, educate me!
SPT: The Greatest Gift
SPT: Pictures you may have ....AH FUCK IT...HERE IS SOME RANDOM SHIT!
Shlongy can lick my taint
Scourge and MudWhistle can lick my taint
SPT: Pictures You May or May Not Have Seen (pt 2).
Fun with poo
Breaking Point
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
The Color of Hunger
For just one comment a day you can give this boy a job...
Forget Colbert/Stewart...
30 Days of FLOWER ARRANGEMENT: Now with 25% MORE EARL SCRUGGS, MOTHAFUCKA'S
30 Days of FLOWER ARRANGEMENT WITH 25% MORE EARL SCRUGGS
The Rape Of Fluffy, Part 5 or 6, I don't remember or care which.
The Rape Of Fluffy, TEXAS STYLE!
Chessboard Killer
[Poetry] Life Advice
G0 R0CKIES w00!!!
Pray for Goatse
APW: Advertising In The Mist
Dumbledore Is Gay
Touch
ATTN: Apollo
My Neighbor’s Lawn Gnomes
Harlequin (Part 3)
I just ghost rode.
My day at work
APW - Done With A Single Stroke Of The Pen
Diary of the Employed: TTOM Edition
GRUEBERFEST '07 - The God Awful Road
"The Truthless" Grueberfest '07
Uberdouchebag of the Year - Vote Now!
I can’t bereave you people!!!
30 Days of Flower Arrangement: Part the Deuce!
BURN BaBY BURN!!!
Burning Down The House...A Report from San Diego
Firefly, were you out at Cary Crossroads today spending Razor's Jew gold?
Stirring a little shit: Only 40+ Women Need Apply
George Bush doesn't care about rich white people
I'd like to curb stomp your face
The War
"Star Trek" is pretty lame, BUT...
Lauren
ATTN: The English Roses
Welcome home.
English Alter In Need of American Advice and More. (All will be explained inside…) I am moving to New York City…
The Lesser Of Two Awfuls
Taking her virginity...and then some
Cuntbox
UberLiar - The Time I Was Pushed Off A Bridge And / Or Flashed A Group Of Strangers
My patient craft
Pimp My Plow Truck
Yes, It Runs
A quick guide to hotel choice, and a Treasure Hunt!
help needed
Uberlying-Last Minute Attempt...OR IS IT?
Uberliar submission
30 Days of Flower Arrangement NOW IN GRAPHIC NOVEL FORMAT
Uber (Late) Liar Competition Awesomeness
For Lojope
Lipstick makes me feel better: Or destroying 50 years of feminism with one application.
Sex, Lies, and Videogames.
jesus fucking dick and balls christ, time for an enema -douche one-two punch up in here
UberFight: You Pick the Winner
Having a break, with added Jo-Ho action absolutely free.
American Suicide
UberLiars- New Year's Eve, 2007
Lisa's kinda dumb.
So Mr. Watson what do you think of Michael Jackson?
The Absence of Flame
Names
GRUEBERFEST 07 - The Final 3
Cut the Brakes and Double Them
Apparently eatings the brains of the smart DOESN'T make you more intelligent
News Flash!
ATTN: South Africa, English, Australia, ETC.
ATTN: apollo
Breakfast in Bed.....
go bears wooo keel does eagles weep
ATTN: South Africa
ATTN: South Africa
Michael Bay eats his own feces. Dont watch his movies.
The luck o' the Irish
Stéphane Dion Is Not A Leemur
If you got into a knife fight with Carl Winslow he'd tare your throat out with his teeth
One lie, one truth
UberLiars entry - I don't need to make any effort as I am better than most of you anyway.
Schizo poem
The Blanket
What kind of national animal is a fucking Springbok anyway?
"30 Days Of Night" - MOVIE REVIEW!!!
HELLO UBERSITE - The Serious Writers' Forum
I like
An Early Christmas Message for Jitle (GPF)
He had great abs!
The retarded ramblings of a bored it worker
Elevation: Practical Mechanics In Relation To Timespace
Why I didn't kill my sister: UberLiars Round 1
UberLiars R1 - The Keeper of Secrets
GPF: Tell yo uncle to quit playin'!
Old Timey Ads
My New Friend: The City That Never Sleeps (Story 1- NSFW image)
Uber-Liar Entry for you?
NSFW - GPF: What to do when a broad asks if you really love her
GPF: What to do when a broad asks if you love her
What I Have Been Listening To: While doing homework.
GRUEBERFEST '07 - 3rd Round ORGANIZED
Bull Ice Beatdown
That Pun'kin-Headed Boy's Story
In Other Words.... In Other Words... In OTHER WORDS!!!
On: alters, noobies and enemies.
Ubersite, I have a problem.
UberLiars: Adventures in Pissing on People
Shlongy
SPT: Celine Dion is a Dirty Bitch
RIP BENAZlR BHUTTO
RIP BENAZlR BHUTTO
What would you teach little you?
To HotWillie et al About the Liar's Contest
Losing My Virginity - UberLiar Submission
UberLiar Round 1 - Exhibition Entry
Sunday Sunday Sunday!!! Lie vs. Truth Double Sudden-Death Cage Match!!!
SPT: Random Pics
UberLiar: One Truth One Lie...Your Decision
A blowjob for MY city
UberLiar Rd 1
Pantalones en FUEGO!? O no?
SPT - 10pt. Ramblings (slight *NSFW*)
SPT - 10pt. Ramblings (slight *NSFW*)
The Story of Nasty Nikki, as Told, Through Song
Reincarnation instant breakfast
One Week - Day 1
I Sat on My Boss's iPhone
Reality Fighting - Invictus: A Short Recap
He's a liar, she's a liar, I'm a liar too! - Uberliar 2007
Uberliar entry: So, I was a paper boy, fuck you.
A silly little ditty about space-time
Mountains vs. Internet. Who will win?
Me & Paris (Take 2)--NSFW If your boss doesn't like art.
ATTN World Cup finalists (again)
ATTN: World Cup finalists.
The Three Most Rockin Songs In Video Game History
GRUEBERFEST '07 Biohazard: Looking for Love on the River of Death
Tears Of A Clown
Biohazard: Looking for Love on the River of Death
GRUEBERFEST '07 R3- Jacob's Savior
"Falling from the Sky" Grueberfest '07
First UberLiar's Contest Round 1 Matchups
The 23rd Floor Platform Dive
Special Olympics Post Wednesday
Saffron (Warning: Such an amazing poem your face will implode)
APW - Horribly Awesome Movie Posters of Yesteryear!
The Great Red Shifting: Grueberfest '07
Just Shy...........
verdant (warning: poetry)
Road Rage
The Revenants - Segue
Personality Test: How to Tell If You're A Dumb Nigga
Mirror Darkly: Grueberfest 2007
ATTN: New Zealand.
ATTN: South Africa.
and I am forgotten to the ages.
An Arrogant Rugby World Cup Post From The !Xclicky Colony.
APW - 'Look at my legs - they're so slim'
APW: Raptor? Jesus!
Draught in a Dog Dish
The Mung Poachers (NSFW image)
Don't fall off your armchair...I'm not coming back...just reminiscing about the shite old days!
My side/back yard is pretty bosh
Flying Squirrel
Show some love ... (Dual Camwhore)
Rebuttal: Mojito, ergo sum.
How Hugh-Bob solved his vampire problem
Mojito, ergo sum.
Never Let Your Friends Help You Grade Papers
Terror Alert has been raised to...
Gruberfest '07: Raw Visage
The Tasteful Joke Thread.
Of Dirt And Men
The Light of Yesterday
I Sort Of Blew Up My Girlfriend Last Night.
I Sort Of Blew Up My Girlfriend Last Night.
Speling errers (NSFW, unless your HBTS, then feel free to get fired you cockmunch)
Bunnies
when?
Big News! Well For Me Anyway
I wish the Apocalypse would just happen already
First UberLiar's Contest
Hello And How Are You This Evening?
Winter Heating: A Look into My Childhood.
We all look like....SLA
Job down, homos. Next up? Fucking your mother + CAMWHORE BLOWOUT!!
The Skankbags
Another 6am Morning
Introduction + Camwhore
GRUEBERFEST '07 - 3rd Round Matches
WUBR - Alters Edition - Xtra Xtra - Hear all about it !
I'm Sick. And Tired. I'm Sick and Tired.
I'm Sick. And Tired. I'm Sick and Tired.
Grueberfest 07: Not what I seem
I live in a candy hospital for teddy bears
The Soundtrack of Life
Your Going Down - Fin
Uber Podcast Coming soon
Uber Podcast
*Camwhore Monday*
Uber Podcast
The Ties That Bind...
Rainbow Blues
My Weekend Activities.
ATTN: Apollo88
I will now camwhore on every post.
this post will piss you off.
I don't think so Hidden (camwhore)
Curing the Fear, preferably non-pickle style
Yo, AJ
The Unhappy Ending
ATTN: Argies
larry the cable guy
You Should Die!
My manly afternoon.
Camwhoring Is Over...For Now
Fuck You Internets
G0 BEARS WOO KEEL DEM ASSHOLE VlKlNGS
MS Paint Is All You'll Ever Need To Live
Camwhoring is OVER..... for now.
Fuck you I don't look like no damn cartoon character! (camwhore)
WUBR Talk Radio- Commercials, Tigerlilly Inverview, and Internet dating
ATTN: France
I Can Draw Stick Figure Comics In Photoshop Too
Tough Lesson
Oppress Tibet
You're Not a Revolutionary, You're a Dipshit
Always Katya
Not a Grueberfest Entry... I Shouldn't be Posting. OR: Dont' become too invested in this story, and watch for the super surprise ending!
Camwhore - I guess everyone really does look like some sort of cartoon character...
One day to be alive
GPF - Ownage
The layers of Self.
When Pacino's Hot, I'm Hot
Plink, Plank, Plunk
I am No A Bears Fan. Fuck The Bears, Thats Right FUCK EM AND FUCK YOU TOO YOU COFFEE CHUGGIN YUPPIES...fuck en
Non-Animated GPF: Our Savior
GPF Better than Rape (nsfw)
GPF: Sieg HAHAHAHeil!
A Bit O Fiction: Lullaby
Boots the chemist
bloody fingers
I wonder what would happen...
Piss Post Friday - PPF (NSFW video)
Pissed-Off Post Friday - PPF
CPF - So Beautiful, So Dangerous
Growing a vagina
Everyone Looks Like Someone Famous - Caulaincourt
Your Going Down - Part Three
I miss eating kittens...
GPF: I Crippled Spiderman, For I am the root of all EEEEVILL!
GPF - Grueber Post Friday???
gpf - found on kaos king's hd (nsfw)
Injury.
GPF: Since I'm ABout to Get Fucked, I need some Lessons
GPF: Zangief
GPF: Headshot.
Ubersite's official :Who is the Mack Daddy of all Fictional Characters Competition Finalists !!!
'Nuff Said
This is what I do when I'm horny! (SFW...maybe)
Grueberfest '07: Electroshock
Grueberfest- Restless, No Time For Sleep
I love to bang!
Fat Tony had a rough childhood, plus bonus member equation!!!
My Brother's Mansion: Grueberfest '07
Time's up - Gruberfest forfeit
attn Bart: Please neuter Caulincunt
Deaf VS Blind: My Score Card
GRUEBERFEST '07 R2- Skeleton Grin and Bare it (NSFW)
Small talk + Camwhore
One True Love
New phone number
Gruberfest Entry - Hunter's Moon
The Life of an Uber Succubus or Holy Fucking Christ Am I an Asshole Round 2
The Crow
Gardeners #1: The Show
What Would You Hit This with?
A Vision of Armageddon and Survival
SPT - Random Images
Curious Minds Are Unstoppable
Your Going Down - part deuce
SPT: Camwhore
SPT: Piracy.
Grueberfest '07 "The Doorway"
Folie à Deux: Grueberfest '07 R2
Non-Adventerous Adventure On The Not So High Seas.
(NSFW) Thoughts on Why Uber kicks ass in response to Shandy's "Further thoughts on Paedophilia"
Some further thoughts on paedophilia
Is it just me or do MaryKate and Ashley look Uncomfortable
Grueberfest 07 - 12 Inches of Heaven
The Jacques Strap and Le Instant Joual.
I normally don't do this...
Please Don't Show Me Your Hole
The great wikipedia vandalism challenge!
Flowers Aren't Always A Good Idea
Your Going Down
For Angel
GRUEBERFEST '07 - Just Another Day at the Clinic
Untamed (repost)
Untamed
Cohesion, Panic (2)
(NSFW) Grueberfest '07 R2: The Giant Gaping Betentacled Horse's Vagina o' Doom from the Tenth Level of Hell
APW: NSFW My own crap (no it's not a picture of a turd)
APW: Kendell Greers
Bad Wife... That's a Bad, Bad, Wife.
ADSL versus Cable (also a question about birds)
Dammit Oatmeal, Why Are You So Unpredictable?
Grueberfest '07: A Chill and a Chuckle-Storytime with Auntie Forensic
Grueberfest '07: A Chill and a Chuckle-Storytime with Auntie Forensic
Gryphon Gets Beebed
Fuck You All, I'm Angry and Frustrated...
Your Going Down
Curmudgeonly, or Precise?
Gruberfest '07: Revenge of the Tsetse
Eleventy-hundred pounds of Awesome: Meet Gryphon!
Stick up for your Brother
KBLAMfest* ‘07
DEAR BART, Please delete my account & all of my posts.
Please Help the Children.
An Update from the Front Range
No time, so heres a GIF. Enjoy.
So...me doing that ' beeb' thing on that cunts care page was wrong was it?
I Wish We Could All Just Play A Game Today.....So...Lets
moisture
Everyone famous looks like somebody else: Joe Torre
Enough is enough!
Cohesion
UberHandsome Fest 2007
What ever happened to...
Grueberfest 07 - The Watcher
Don Rabbit: A Children's Story (Not) For Children
Together
L'Arrogance - Another Reminder From A Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey.
Thin Line Between Right Wing Christianity and Radical Islam
ATTN: Kaelic and "that guy".
Asian Comparisons usin Star Wars characters.
ATTN imp. people
Buddy Bolden's Blues
Best Movie Dialogue Ever.
check my leet PS skills yo
Dorks Rejoice!
Best. Dialogue. EVAR! (Movies Edition)
Movie Quote. Fucking Priest with the Yeast infection.
Photoshop This: Camwhore and a Challenge
Donovan's Toronto Film Fest 2007 Report
Antipodes
The Anti-Bandwagon Band wagon
I'm with Jack!
Enough is enough!
Best Dialogue Ever (Movies Edition)
Best Dialog Ever Movie Edition
Best Dialogue Ever (Movies Edition)
Best. Dialogue. Evar. (Movies Edition)
Best. Dialogue. Evar. (Movies Edition)
Fun With The Nazi Non-Smoker
A Tribute To Robyn Hilton
Everyone Looks Like Someone Famous - Fey
Grueberfest 07 - Infinite Horizon
Whoever made that "joke" page about Hannah and sent it to her mom, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Random Recent Occurances - NRC - camwhore
It's up to you, Caul, YOU must save your people!
A history of modern hate (5)
Real Terror
Ubersite is a huge influence on the world we live in
well its been a long time since i cycled
Okay I lied. Camwhore proof. I’m not a hobo. I appreciate the Nomads though….
les go cowboys
GRUEBERFEST '07 - 2nd Round Matches
NRC: No Offense
My grandparents were brilliant.
Jesus of the Week
I Find Myself Giving A Shit About NASCAR :-O
"Where was THAT yesterday?"
BEars WWOO G0 Weepp
Fictional Character Entry
The Mack Daddy of all fictional characters period, end of story, nuff said.
Who is the most popular person in the world?
The Mack Daddy of Fictional Characters
North vs South
shame
ATTN: Southern Hemisphere
Skanky Senga
McCamhorista aqui.... la hombre triangulo
Swing looooooow sweet chariot Danger Ranger is a fucking hooooooooooooooomoooooo 10-12.
Macked Out
ATTN En-gur-lund (you fairies)
The real mac daddy
the original mack daddy (whatever mack daddy means)
The TRUE Mack Daddy of All Fictional Characters
The mac daddy of alien fictional characters
The most ancient mackdaddy of fictional characters
The Youngest Mac Daddy of Fictional Characters
The Mac Daddy of Fictional Characters
Mac Daddy of all FICTIONAL characters
Mack Daddy of Fictional Characters
Mac Daddy of all FICTIONAL characters
The Mack Daddy of Fictional Characters - Nerd Edition.
Mac Daddy of All Fictional Characters
MackDaddiest MackDaddy fictional character of all the MackDaddy fictional... you get the idea.
Mack Daddy Is A Nigger - The Best Of All Fictional Characters
Daddy Mack of all Fictional Character Mack Daddys
A history of modern hate (4)
The Mack Daddy of ALL fictional characters.
Uhm, the most mack daddy fictional character of them all, period.
Fictional Character Entry
The Mack Daddy of All Fictional Characters
GPF; Reference Post (So Desperately Needed)Applicable to GPF
After All
I had a dream last night... (nsfw, but it should be)
nOOber post Voyager
How about a little dream interpretation, Uber?
No matter what you believe or how you live, the truth is...(GPF)
Mack Daddy of Fictional Characters
Fictional Character Entry
Wanna get high?? (GPF and nothing else, May possibly be NSFW)
Wanna get high?? (GPF and nothing else)
I Want...........
GPF: Fat Tony Spotted Hiking
The TRUE Mack Daddy of All Fictional Characters!
I’m Not Who You Think I Am. The Sound Of Silence
GPF: What. The. Hell?
A Story About Steve
GRUEBERFEST '07 - 1st Round ORGANIZED
Grueberfest 07: Picture Postcard
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
The Mack Daddy of All Fictional Characters!
The Mack Daddy of All Fictional Characters...He's a bad muthaf (shut yo mouf)
The Mack Daddy of All Fictional Characters...Hands Down!
Grueberfest '07: Wheelhouse
Lab Creation - GRUEBERFEST '07 - Round One
Hockey Is Back!
Hockey Is
GRUEBERFEST '07: Under the Skin (Warning, this one is long)
Serious Writer's Forum?
SPT - Here goes nothing
Mack Daddy of Fictional Characters
The Har Har Emu Girl
SPT: invisi-bra
Mack Daddy of Fictional Characters; Holy Trinity
Mack Daddy of Fictional Characters
Clovis
Comic Strip - Kinda
The Mack Daddy of Fictional Characters: Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.
The Mack Daddy of Fictional Characters: Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women
Voyager
Hello out there, we're on the air, it's hockey night tonight!
The Mack Daddy of Fictional Characters
Mack Daddy of Fictional Characters
Mack Daddy of Fictional Characters
Mack Daddy of Fictional Characters
Mack Daddy of Fictional Characters
Fictional Character Competition Entry
My very first SPT: who I work with
SPT pussy humor (NSFW)
The BOSH Man! ...I forget what this is about already.
Mack Daddy of all Fictional Characters Competition: My Entry
Harlequin (part 2)
GRUEBERFEST '07: The Naked Clown
SPT - Old Timey Stuff
The Revenants - Tabula Rasa
The Revenants - Tabula Rasa
Grueberfest '07 R1: "Taking a Bit of Foreskin With You Up to Jesus" (NSFW)
Mack Daddy of all Fictional Characters Competition: My Entry
SPT - Everyone Looks Like Someone: Thorpe
shines clip of the day, ill try again
Indoctrination U (SPT)
GRUEBERFEST '07 - A Cleaver and a Half
SPT: Pictures You May or May Not Have Seen.
GRUEBERFEST '07- Madness Blinks an Eye
shinesssssssss clip a tha day
Ubersite's official :Who is the Mack Daddy of all Fictional Characters Competition !!! (Camwhore Included for your viewing pleasure)
GRUEBERFEST '07- Don't Move, Don't Breathe
Rampant Subsidy is a DISASTER
Various matters: 1) A sword at my side delivered by the fucking Eskimos? 2) Breastfeeding revisited yet again.
I was the first to see it?... I'm traumatized.
Gruberfest- Going My Way
A promised story
Nuzzle Pictures (SFW). And a HarHar....
Gruberfest 07 - The Devil is in the Details
I just realized I've been here for three years
just when i thought it couldn't get any worse
Grüeberfest 2007: “Evening Half-light”
Fuck it - Grueberfest 07 - So I married a Fungah
It's My Birthday
APW: Murmaider
A history of modern hate (3)
Gruberfest Entry - Devil's Eyes
Gruberfest 07: Beneath This Stone
GRUEBERFEST 2007: I am Dead
APW: Aesthetic Athletics
The Exhaustive Yet Comprehensive List of All Alters to Grace Uber and Who Owns Them
Jewish meth freaks attack
Grueberwhateverthefuckfest: The Haunted Abortion Clinic
Let me make out with your wife!
The Early Flesh Harvest- Grueberfest 2007
Hahahaha Cats
Uh-oh
How to get a gun pulled on you -or- My first sexual encounter with an asian
Middle Eastern? *Camwhore*
Megadeth, Renn Fair, Mexican Roadhouse, Historical Monuments, & Van Troubles...aka Why "Hey Baby, I'm 5 Inches" Is NOT A Good Icebreaker
Megadeth, Renn Fair, Mexican Roadhouse, Historical Monuments, & Van Troubles...aka Why "Hey Baby, I'm 5 Inches" Is NOT A Good Icebreaker
Megadeth, Renn Fair, Mexican Roadhouse, Historical Monuments, & Van Troubles...aka Why "Hey Baby, I'm 5 Inches" Is NOT A Good Icebreaker
Megadeth, Renn Fair, Mexican Roadhouse, Historical Monuments, & Van Troubles...aka "hey baby, im 5 inches" is not a good pick up line
What Lies Beneath - Grueberfest 2007
The stars aligned in our favour
My Goddamned Grewberfest Entry 2.0 Vista Edition
My Goddamn GrewberFest Entry
Last Year's Skeleton: Grueberfest '07
I'd do him
Pictures at an Exhibition
Cavemen: A Quick Review
NRC - Tonight is one of those nights.
Negative Two This Until Your Hearts Content
They gave me a couple of competitive prices
Dear Mr. Bart Cilfone (NSFW)
A matter of honour?
Tarnished Silver - Grueberfest 2007
Ol' Whatsername Redux
One Last Thing On The List - Grueberfest 2007
l LIKE TURTLES
I like cake
Guess whose arm this is and win +2's on your last 5 posts
Scourge this Rants For You
Blistered- Grueberfest 07
A history of modern hate (2)
My heat post.
"Speed of Pain" Grueberfest '07
A Bum Tried To Eat Me
Necrocode - Grueberfest 2007
TOM WAITS Conspiracy! (He isn't actually singing)
How I Approved Upon My Already Pretty Existence (Camwhore Only)
Harlequin (part 1)
NRC* - Today is one of those days.
I wanted to be a soldier
If I'm Looking At You and You're Looking at Me Then Why is Charlie Sticking His Finger in His Ass?
British Comedians Part 1 (+ International Guest Appearance!!)
Skag And Baggage (Redux)
OJ Simpson An American Icon
It already is closed
The boy scouts of america should be destroyed.
A Serious Question .
Crap
Baby cant help it
there dragons be
Attn Ubersite: I Want You To Hit Me As Hard As You Can
After the Wedding-Grueberfest 07 Sub.
Hi
Proper Glove Technique for Prostate Examination
27 Things I No Longer Allowed To Do Now That I Am 27
Psychobabble: Let's Cut The Crap And Skip Straight to the Sexual Favours
Pschobabble: Let's Cut The Crap And Skip Str
Assfest. A mother fucking montage. (WFSN) (That's NSFW, backwards.)
I'm pissed so don't expect this to be any good
A History of Modern Hate
The greatest cinematic achivement of our age
Assfest 2007 - An Entry
Jenevieve, A Story in Physics... Where We Begin
ASSFEST 2007! (A fest for people who like ASS)
The Revenants - Epilogue of Man
Oh my god! Why are you basting me!? (Original Content, for better or worse)
Angel - Part 1?
GRUEBERFEST '07 - 1st Round Matches
Pictures You Probably Haven't Seen, Pt. 6
Most terrible thing ever :(
Five Bad Ideas
It Only Gets Stranger, Part 2 (fiction)
Puppies. Just puppies.
Down in Mexico
Song to Story: Joy Division- Warsaw
Click it or Ticket is for Dumb and Dumber
Go Bears Woo?
Hi. Ubersite is a serious writers' forum. We ask that you not submit your message with a WHOLE LOT OF YELLING in the subject line. Thank you.
ownded
I win, which means ALL of you lose. Plus serious CAMWHORE
Rich asians tend to be money burning asswipes.
go bears woo fuck dem lions p and eat ther sarcoffigusses...weeeeeeeeeeep
omfg ubersite lik cmon lik fuck
This is fucking insane.
This is fucking insane.
pictures of my camping trip
wanna see pictures from my camping trip
Midget/Inches.
A Midnight post ----- Not Coming Back
GRUEBERFEST '07 - Sign Up Announcement
Some See Jebus or camHors 'douvers
The Economy will Crash Soon
So Didja Hear the One About Cheap Folding Card Tables?
"Ma'am, step away from the bathroom! I'm trained to handle this!"
..just hope to be the first to share this with you all...
Song to Story: Beethoven's 9th
In Time, We All Learn. (GPF)
Our Civilization is Coming to an End
It Only Gets Stranger (fiction)
I have new respect for TTOM...
Can all races get along?
Outsource mentality of Lawncare
can't let september get by me unnoticed now, can i?
Happy Birthday Karl!!
Trouble
Waiting (previously posted on pulsehead)
Catch a Tiger by the Toe? S.C. Amputee's lost leg found in barbecue smoker
GPF: Do you like Huey Lewis & the News?
Peggy Smokes Crack!
Lunch Time Antics
Because I was told to...
Because I was told to...
UBER GO ROUND 2007 - Wrap-up and WINNAR
Photographers: What Went Wrong? Help me out on this one.
There's No Way People Can't Not Notice Me
It's a conspiracy! (GPF)
Emabarrassing (NSFW)
Here's lookin' at you kid.
Embarrassing
pulseHEAD back Temp. -OR- Hadley's a Cunt (GPF!)
FUCK YOU JACQUE! I Belong to Shlong. (NSFW)
GPF: Shlongy Gets Head
GPF: I Love Technology, But You Are All Disgusting
What I'm Going To Do To Shlongy-FACT GPF
GPF: Chernobyl High Five Bitches
GPF: Mueller Invitational (NSFW Link)
Past
GPF: Your Average Male Uberuser, Attempting to Satisfy a Woman.
A List Of Uber-ers that Piss Me Off
My argument with an internet whore, whilst surfing a profile site.
SGPF, have a great weekend (NSFW)
I Don't Care If You Cry, Just Finish Cutting My Meat.
A Question of Morality
Wheelchair Woman Blues
Nobody notice me any days now
Nobody noticed me today
Nobody noticed me today.
Fear: Thy name is Ubersite
I failed to notice someone today.
Funniest .gif I've seen in awhile.
WLSE: ChaosJester Does Oathmeal...
Get your sledgehammer and water
His Fantasy...... (A 100 word Story)
I noticed something today.
WLSE* Jack McCallum Does Ghola.
Someone noticed me today...
SPT - All Your Wheelbarrow Are Belong To Haiku (camwhore)
All Your Wheelbarrow Are Belong To Haiku (Camwhore)
People are Strange or, Things that I noticed today.
The King of
A List Of Uber-ers that Piss Me Off
If an ocean exists below the icy surface of Europa, then life might be living there.
Dont' tase me?
A Glimpse into My Mind.
A picture Sicosemen will never see.
Pictures You Probably Haven't Seen, Pt. 5
Kindly Elves or Sinister Demons?
Drugs are a Terrible Fucking Curse (GPF)
Not an alter... am I really going camwhore on the first day?
When forever comes crashing
Time to rape the queens pet
Blow jobs and why they're good. NSFW
Vanessa Hudgens of High School Musical (NSFW)
The Quiet Fury
In between
Scientology? PAH! Over imaginative science fiction, Or a credible religion?
Alittle Bit About Me
Ramblings of past love.
I am unappreciated in my own time,
The +2 Machine
Gettin' hitched...
Chunky girls like drinking and rugby - exhibit A
Snakes and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails ..... The Joys of Parenting
He G0NE!!!
Song to Story - Takin Retards To The Zoo
Since it's such a big fucking deal - here's a list of ALL my alters
Pictures You Probably Haven't Seen, Pt. 4
October Sky
Does What It Says On The Box
APW: If Uber Sites Elitists Could Be Summed Up In One Short Comic...
Post Rock Dreaming: A Rumour Confirmed.
Wow I hate women.
i've got a fucking HARPSICHORD
HELP I need your assistants!
HELP I need your assistants!
HELP I need your assistants!
NCR: Mario Strikers Charged (camwhore ftl)
Halo 3 is a massive piece of shit
APW - Amber McElreath (2)
UGR- Last Man Forfeiting - Plus, Bonus camwhore where Shlongy scores with another random broad!
Wearing Black: The REAL Way to Combat Racism
The E-Whang Guide: How to tell the Size and Needs Of Your E-Penis
25 Skils A Man Should Know
Chunky girls like drinking and football - exhibit A
I Think I Made Chuck Palahniuk Up
Camwhore: Cause this week hasn't sucked enough...(Now with 300% more GUT)
Guess which Uber-user I named my dog after...
My Tribute to Jack McCallum...in a non-homosexual way
Only In Florida
Power Punch II: Perhaps the Worst Game In All of Video Game History?
UGR - Last Man Standing
N-Bomb
Silent Lucidity
Pictures You Probably Haven't Seen, Pt. 3
And Then I Found Five Dollars
'The Driver Shot JFK' And Other Stories...
'The Driver Shot JFK' And Other Stories...
17 Things I Would've Liked To Have Known Sooner
Real story tellin'
Alleged?
Do you despair?
The Life of a Front Desk Clerk
17 Things I Would've Liked To Have Known Sooner
"Scarecrows dressed in latest styles with frozen smiles to chase love away"....
All For None
Central Point of Internet revealed on Webuniversus.com!
and on the 8th day, God created the shithole of the internet...ubersite
Camwhore Bonanza!
APM? I Love Lamp
APM? I Love Lamp
Karma can be a Bitch
I love you. I mean, whatever ...
This was worth coming back to share.
Who's A Badass? A Side-By-Side Comparison - Volume 1 - Fierce Deity Link Vs Kratos
Am I taking Crazy Pills- What is the deal with this Fat ass
My Girlfriend's Sister!!!
ATTN: Mystiamoon
Name one place that is majority nigger that is not a ghetto
Jenny
Why it's wrong to hate niggers
Fat people are bad for business.
A Scottish Teenage Love Story
The most beautiful picture in the world (maybe nsfw)
The most beautiful picture in the world
Best Movie Quotes EVER!
Emo Kids
Thicker
Conspiracy Revealed - Someone's gotta do it now that ETS has gone back "off the grid".
Karma Suture
i have seen the future
Why My 30th Birthday Ruled
Quotes From Movies I Like Post Monday: A Contest
Another On of S.I. Co. Semen/Inion_De_Trua's Totally Bad Ass Competitions, Kama Sutra Edition
Moneyz
Movie Quote Monday
Oh yeah?!?!? I'll Show YOU some poetry!
Marsha and Jan Get it on or Every Little American Boy (who grew up in the 80's) Dream
Berty Attends an Evening of Drum & Bass
That is all.
Tough Luvin'
Work Experience
The Amazing Adventures of Rhys Vs. Jesus (Well Maybe not Jesus but close enough)
U.S. Capitalism and Influence on Foreign Nations
Reasons why the women want me and the men want to be:
These kids today are fuckin retards (nsfw)
RlP MARCEL MARCEAU
G0 BEARS WOO!!! kEEL DEM COWFAGS....
just a cartoon
Weekend Distraction
About women....
random or oar
random or oar
Drugs and Music
From the author of rape dick poop: an incomprehensible string of jibberish
Voicewhore
Way out, in the water, See it Swimmin (NSFW Image)
Screw Kids; I Get What I Want Because I Earned It.
Back to basics. NSFW (ORLY?)
Shards of my heart.
Outside - Coming In
Jack Smokes the Crack
Slightly more precise this time NSFW LINK
Slightly more precise this time (NSFW)
Slightly more precise this time.
Prostitution should be legal.
6yo Busted for Running Sex Club. Pictures Inside!
The true story of Bored@Work that Bart doesn't want you to see
Request.
Tienda Taco Truck Terror OR The Night the Devil gave me a Rimjob
Kaos-King, A Rejoinder to your Post of Today
It's everywhere.
GPF: The Drop is a Doozy
The Watcher in the Wild 1 (slightly long)
Keep An Eye Out For Me (GPF)
GPF: What I Did To Ubersite
Random: Five Question Friday
Black
Funny Ad
Eating out
GPF - Remember That Moment (NSFW!!!)
Spolier (GPF)
UBER GO ROUND 2007 - Final Matchup and Inevitable Shit Talking Bonanza
Bow before the Raptor Jesus! (GPF)
GPF: Do Not Want
GPF: Do Not Want
GPF: Do Not Want.
Helllooo my pretties (camwhore)
Tribe
Helllooo my pretties (camwhore)
Insanity doesn't just run in my family - it practically gallops
Get Down On It...yeah...it's a gif.
SGPF (nsfw)
GPF - All do the Hokee Goatse
Sounds like something else...
Because what the hell is a phrase
Babydink
What the tide may bring
it is what it is because of what it was
SPT Movie Quotes Quiz
The White Trash Tea Party - ( ........ another day in Hillbilly Hollows)
I've got a plane ticket to anywhere. Where do I go?
The Uber-Odd Couple
Make your girlfriend less bitchy. + Camwhore
Scotomatisation
SPT - Name this book contest
Any thoughts on this?
The Strangers - a short story
SPT - Name this song contest
How Do You Get to Your 30s Before Finally Waking Up?
How Do You Get to Your 30s Before Finally Waking Up?
SPT "...and yes my shirt rocks"
SPT - Happiness is watching O.J. make a fucking fool of himself for the 1,391st time
SPT - A Chernobyl Love Story
Becoming a hero?
SPT - A sighting, some news, and a picture. DODGING WORK FTW!!!1eleventyone
The Anihilad
One of the best posts ever.
Autumn Thoughts...
Gay day at Thorpe Park
for ilikesteak, because he asked nicely...and because this is rediculous and I'm bored.
for ilikesteak, because he asked nicely
Camwhore
Tonight! I DIE!
I die tonight.
The Wandering Mind (NSFW)
"I just want to be"
APW-Inuit Masks, and I show some hole. (camwhore)
Be All You Can Be.
The Birthday Monster Is Coming For You
Halloween
I wrote this is as a comment on that religion page, but it god deleted. I can argue against God all day, because it's bullshit.
A few things I have learned in 32 years
Oathmeal, Perkman Help me out
fuck you assholes
(SPT) Why The Fuck Would Anyone Become A Children's Entertainer?
Old Granny Agnes
Oathmeal, Perkman help me out
Debate
Come Out With It: What is Your Stance?
Uber dis Track
Everything Fragile, Everything Glass
CAMWHORE (no content)
APW: Trust and Seek
Carmageddon
Pictures You Probably Haven't Seen, Pt. 2
The Cartoons of Yesterday....TODAY!!! (Massive J to the Peg)
Oathmeal, Perkman help me out
Oathmeal, Perkman, help me out
Breckin Meyer: Fantasy Stud
FaceBook In Forty Years
A descent into a dream -or- How to find love.
Skeleton Quarry
APW - Fall
What it's like to fuck a cow with chlamydia
UGR: Shlongy Yells CANASTA! w/camwhore
Just Rantings About A Stupid Hoe
Rough Sex on Sutter Hills
Some people deserve to be tasered,
World Cup
I usually never do things like that…
Ugliest Chick in the World
I Need The Name Of A Movie
FAO: Self Harmers
The truth hurts...
Observation from a picture you've probably never seen before
Chicken Butt
I Became a Black Man for a Night
Rotten Tuesday
UGR: CANASTA! - a.k.a. Ghola's Honeypie
Without the Internet.
Clicking Here Will Enlarge Your Penis and Give You God-Like Powers
At a Million Miles an Hour
Here on Ibitus 412N (Part 9, final)
UGR - Born For This
Shoot The Bitch!
I went on a ghost tour (includes ghosty pics!)
Does not compute...
Video games which I should have liked
Meeley is Bad at Keeping Secrets (NSFW)
Pictures You Probably Haven't Seen, Pt. 1
For Trashy Whores Like Meely
Senator sues God?!?!?!?!
Come and Get it Shlongy. (NSFW)
Smoker Angst...
Ubersite Reference Post: 1985 Called, They Want Their Post Back
Deep Thoughts From The Shallow Mind
Slongie! I too am teh wanting ur bods!
My review of the cat in the hat
RIP Robert Jordan
Heartbeat 37
Ubersite Reference Post: Stop Fucking Around, Dipshit
How to Break Your RA' Nose or Dorm Room Baseball Championships
How America Fell (7)
"Dude, you're in a bug. AND THERE IS A FLOWER ......"
TMI Questions To Ask Bickerstaff??
In Unecessary Law News.
Born 09/08/07 - baby camwhore
Dearest Shlongy
A Touching Story of Love and Marriage
A Touching Story of Love and Marriage ô¿ô
Misery, Interrupted
Misery, interrupted
Misery, interrupted
I Was Anally Raped By a Fish At 13 Years Old
I Was Anally Raped By a Fish At 13 Years Old
Photoshop/Quote Contest Entry
Never, ever excercise again OR Goatse has nothing on this (NSFW)
Might the 'Mayor' in buffy be the best 'Baddy' ever?
So... What's with the rubber gloves Doc?
So... What's with the rubber gloves Doc?
Roaming - (a 50 Word Story)
Ubersite Tattoo Directory: Now Accepting Submissions
Recipe Post - The Best Chili I've Ever Had - or - Does Anyone Want to Come Over for Dinner?
Movie quotes minicontest (plus camwhore!)
Photoshop/Quote Contest - No Prizes
Mugshot of OJ
OJ ARRESTED lN LAS VEGAS
quack
Heres to a Good Showing For the Chicago Bears And the Kansas City Chiefs.
Fat Tony goes to Taiwan looking for Ladyboys. Things don't go to plan.
Mr Wolf's awesome media center
Should Russia Own the North Pole?
weekend musings
Cum in my bum
Rough sex facts (NSFW)
"pulseHEAD is down indefinitely. Thanks to everyone who supported it over the years."
"pulseHEAD is down indefinitely. Thanks to everyone who supported it over the years."
The Shirt I Will Wear to Jury Duty
The Shirt I will Wear to Jury Duty
The Shirt I will Wear to Jury Duty
Why oh why was rape dick poop deleted from the front page?
Never forgotten my friend
UGR - Born For This
All I Wanna Do is Zooma Zoom Zoom and a Boom Boom
rape dick poop
(gpf) D. B. COOPER
RE: Our need for Welfare/SSI reform, or "Why Stephie is a cunt!"
Every Star Wars Geeks Wet Dream (NSFW)
Bring her Down in a Blaze of Glory
Deep Thoughts. No, Really.
Pandemic: Beginnings (9/14/07)
aren't you just sick and tired of all these fucking altars?
"OMG! U DON'T HAVE A CAR!" or why I hate this "city"
Jenevieve, A Story in Physics
I love you all
In Soviet Russia...
GPF - You Wish...
Incoherent Ramblings of a Hopeless Romantic
GPF Interactive LOL Cat -or- How To Nearly Shit Your Pants GPF
Im an Idiot , plus my beautiful face camwhore 2nd edition
Im an Idiot , plus my beautiful face camwhore
I thought I broke my tailbone, or How to fall down in public
Musings on Rape and its place in the workplace
Celebrity Autographs
UBER GO ROUND 2007 - Round 4 Matches and etc, etc, et als
SO... You Want To Be A Super Hero?
Who am I? (GPF)
Hey Sicosemen...
GPF: I'm Going to Kick Your Ass, But First.....
FAG ! <Friday alter gif>
Summer (The First Time) - The Special Kiss
I Killed A Bat Once.... I Am A Bat Killer (GPF)
I Killed A Bat Once....I Am A Bat Killer (GPF)
Ubersite is teh Intarwebz Crack! (plus bonus Camwhore)
I killed a bat once...I am a bat killer (GPF)
So... This is my penis.....
Another slut lusting after shlongy (love letter)
Stress
MCCALLUM BONER PlC
the other side of the desk at the career fair
Attn: You
I saved a bat today...I am a bat saver
Guess The Movie (NSFW, mild)
Repost: Notice anything different?
SPT - Notice anything different?
A Beautiful Day
Ok, Scrap - Redux
Ok, Skrap.
Whore on Hold!
DSPT: Lack of proper explanation to follow
SPT Arnold lays down the law on Milk
ATTN: UberLadies
Living Testament
SPT- Hard To Handle
Unfairly prosecuted: what do you think?
SPT: Pickup Artist, You Are Not
Jacque Perrier <jacquecourse.at.yahoo.com>
I hope you are all well my friends...
(Zombie Post Thursday) So apocalypse means I can't get the Iphone?
RE: My Meely, Im sorry about what I just wrote. (i was drinking scotch!)
Ooh La La - Camoarrrr or oweva yew say itt.
Heresy! Burn Him!
The Legionaire (Part 4)
RE: My Meely
SPT: To The Left... To the Left...
SPT: Scotland Post Thursday.
SPT: A National Geographic Expose on Llamas
SPT: A National Geographic Expose on Llamas
SPT: A National Geographic Expose on Llamas
SPT: A NAtional Geographic Expose on Llamas
My Tattoo (NSFW)
The cat's out of the bag - I'm marrying someone on this site.
The cat's out of the bag - I'm marrying someone on this site.
The cat's out of the bag - I'm marrying someone on this site.
The Gift
Zombie Story
APW - Glass Mosaic
APW - just another mosaic
Our need for Welfare/SSI reform, or, "Why I Hate Poor People"
(Eh) PW - Rob Berg - 'less obscurish'
The Yard
WWII : The Beast Of Omaha Beach
The Kangaroo: Antipodian Murder Beast
The KFC bowl
APW: Masters of Songwriting - Warren Zevon
Happy Ramadan, Sfagnum
Apologies OR "Fuck you, we don't lack data"
WWII: Taking camouflage to a whole new level.
APW: Zoroastrian Sonnet
You want to talk about British Invasion?
APW - Crop Circles
The Faraway Tree
The 9 Bathroom Habits of Marginally Effective and Partially Educated Internets-People
Help My Drunk Friend Win $5,000
Loneliness and semi-lucid ramblings (or The most EMO thing i've ever written)
You Made Me Do It
Yes! Anita Roddick dead
The day the world forgot
APW: Stipple
APW: Furious Rage (+GPF)
APW: Furious Rage
How Kanye west Sees Himself.
Me-thinks ya'll should....
What choice do we have?
A Live Performance.
Shlongy Reference Post #8675309
College Humor at it's finest
BREAKING NEWS :The Patriots are a Bunch of No Good Cheating Assholes
UGR Damn Your Eyes
... don't listen to Schlongy...
UGR: Damn Your Eyes
UGR- Show Me Your Hole (or I will)
Do You Have What It Takes To Join My Militia?
My first attempt at fiction, and introduction to uber
Poor Sfagnum, he cries the Tears of a Clown
My Cut
Poor Sfagnum, he cries the Tears of a Clown
My Thoughts On 911
My Thoughts On (9
Hold Up
UGR - The Pieces of Pride
life
How America Fell (6)
We Will Never Forget...
On Giving Back.
UGR - The Pieces Of Pride
My Latest Attempt To Butcher The English Language
If we act now, we may be able to prevent 50 cent from ever making rap music again.
UGR: That We Might Live
The Forgivable Sin
Crazy Asians
UGR: That we might Live
Papa shandy's latest thoughts on child-rearing and various other matters
UGR - I Like Standing Rigid
Wade Boggs has a drinking problem
Ever seen 'Death of a Salesman' with Dustin Hoffman and John Mealakovoloich? -or- Here's to new beginnings
ATTN American Idiots
The Terrifying Spectre of Terrorism Looming Large Over Innocence.
Take a look at us now....
Failure.
Remembered
The hottest photo you will see this year!
My new Hip Hop album
Whatever
re-regarding ubersite...
Transworld 2008 eXXXXtreme edition the the MaXX issue number 98
It's About Time I Come Out With What I Haven't Been Telling You All.....
It's About Time I Come Out With What I Haven't Been Telling You All.....
Not a puppy. Like for real this time.
MST3K: Oh Canada
Regarding Uber
Roland
How America Fell (5)
TransWorld: The stronger, the weaker [continued]
Transworld: In the Ashes of Our Century 2 (Warning: LONG)
I wrote this in temper, in literally two minutes, so don't expect it to be good.
Stale
An Ode To Meeley
Cutters Are Hot
My Ass Kinda Hurts, And I Look Little Like Jesus.
The Legionaire (Part 3)
I'm Sorry Jacque! (SSFW)
Pretty Baby
The Strange Tale of Angelica Crawford
Charles Atkins and Fred Jones in The Mystery of Some Dead Kid and A Computer Game
I Really Wish SHE Would Learn To Catch. NSFW !!
I Really Wish SHE Would Learn To Catch.
(Dain' it again) -- My Future Son
Musings from an Italian Restaurant
Video of Ubersite
G0 BEARS W00!!! KEEL DEM ASSH0LE C0CKSM0KING FAGGY UPPITY cHARGERS...
Wales 42-17 Canada
proof that ubersite matters (budhist monks traveled in time to steal my idea)
TransWorld: Revolution Chapter 1 "Smiley"
Dogs And Cats Are Yesterday's News, Own A Midget!
The dangers of frequent drug testing
NSFW Rare Images of Tiger Lilly Found NSFW
Summer before fall.
Saccy, What Are You Doing on the Cover of Time Magazine?
REPOST!!! -Yesterday- The brothers Antonio in a town of elegance.
Just Sitting Here
Baptism of fire
GPF - I dunno...
The Return Of Steak (With Camwhore)
Shlongy's Nightmare (NSFW)
"Yesterday- THe brothers Antonio in a town of elegance."
From "RAD"S WIFE" to the Uberwhore who should be spending more time with her kid(s)
Joke of the day...
Hit & Run
Trade
SGPF Jennifer Aniston Tits -
First Post
CLASSIC Mike Tyson's Uber Punch-Out !
TransWorld: The Scientist
I am ashamed to admit it, but I had my asshole bleached.
A More Important Message for Shlongy (NSFW)
I Don't Like Posting Links, But......
UBER GO ROUND 2007 - Round 3 Matches and Incoherent Ramblings
Reality Fighting – Invictus
GPF Some Sick Shit
Ok, here I am HBTS....
GPF: Knockin' One Out
GPF: Knockin' One Out
GPF - Would Anyone Had Actually Cared?
Ameelius REVEALED!
Who says the elderly don't know how to have fun?
Fall 2007-2008 Television Preview
Doctored: The Studio Session
Things not to say when it's business time with your lady friend.
GPF - Dude should have done a barrel roll
GPF: Buahahahaha
GPF: Star Trek - Deep Space Nine (Deleted Scene)
GPF ATTN: Oathmeal/Sicosemen
A person of good Character?
A Message for Shlongy (NSFW)
SGPF (nsfw)
sgpf
Voices
Help, I'm a Pot - Head....
TransWorld: The stronger, the weaker
soon it will be summer and the big hot sun will be blazing down upon us - part four
Working Graveyard at the Denny's
ARE Y0U READY F0R S0ME F00TBAll
100 thousands
The BOSH Man! Does a FLIP OFF A CLIFF FOR NO REASON AT ALL!! THURSDAY CAMWHORE EXTRAVAGANZA!!
Who wants it? (SPT)
SPT: Don't say I'm not good to you, Shlong
Hey Guys, My Dad left the Liquor Cabinet Open!!! + Camwhore
SPT: Don't say I'm not good to you Shlongy (NSFW)
Have at it
Things I learned about life from Central Florida.
SPT-What a Dick!!
How America Fell (4)
This site died so fuckin long ago most of you have no fuckin idea
R.I.P Luciano Pavarotti
One Thing IS Certain, I Am Going Straight To Hell...SPT
boredom can generate some strange things
RIP LUClANO PAVAROTTl
SPT: Don't Say I'm Not Good to You Shlongy (NSFW)
I have a Decision to make...
Ballad of Mr. Armstrong
SPT - 10pt. Ramblings & 1 Question
SPT. Building Uber
SPT Lego Stephen Hawking.
SPT: Luciano Pavarotti...
SPT - Collection of images found from a search on the word 'badass' (NSFW if your management tree is full of easily offended tarts)
R.I.P Luciano Pavarotti
RIP Luciano_Pavoratti
Sean Bean is a cock
R.I.P Luciano Pavarotti
If Jim Shahin Wrote for Ubersite, I’d Give Him a -1. OR: Jim Shahin Takes Flight, and Then Suddenly Comes Crashing to the Ground in a Horrible Inferno, I Hope. OR: I’m Sorry, Who?
R.I.P Pavarotti
Up in smoke....toking with the bible
CAPs LoCK isn@t FUnNy...
After careful consideration I have decided
Play something, Ton Ton. Something....tragic.
Why my roommate ended up in jail, or "How I FINALLY got a good parking spot."
Anterograde Amnesia; The (long) Tale of a Drunken Ass (with camwhore)
Memoirs of a RedHead -TINY
My Mantra
Rat Race
Last Night
The Drunk Magician and her Flowering Hat Trick
The Wildlife of Suburbia: A Totally Bonza Adventure!
Now is the Time: III
Random Question About Life
What The Fuck
Dog In or Dog Out?
An email conversation with a property developer.... Funny shit.
Office Warz...
Find Aaron Johnson!
PapaShandy’s Child Rearing Tips. Lesson 1: Swearing.
I'm bored
It's back to school time...
No Content in This Post
1st Post in About a Year (NSFW)
UGR - Wednesday Went Wicked
UGR: Doctored
UGR- The Fear of Scotch (Subtitle: Party at Shlongy's-You're Probably NOT Invited)
The Iraq and Sex Mix
Rob Berg's cerebral floaties...
Thank You, Mr. McCallum.
To Stiff the Office
My Message to Smelly Dumb Illegal Spicks, Oprah, And the Illinious EPA, and all of you Coffee Chuggin Hybrid Drivin' Emo Bastards...
UGR - "The Last Minutes Of Sunshine"
UGR: Doctored
Transworld: Diplomacy
UGR - Lips Like Morphine
Camwhore (NSFW)
Ode to a Long Weekend... and Supergirlfriend
UGR: Show Me Heaven
still wana talk shit? camwhore
CD/DVD Question
Time Flies: Worries and What Nots
UGR: Lips like Morphine
Still wanna talk shit? CAMWHORE FIESTA!!
HurtByTheSun Wins Special Olympics
Camwhore (slightly NSFW)
Now is the Time: II
The measure of a man
Still Wanna Talk Shit? Camwhore Excitement!
The Legionaire (Part 2)
Little Old Mary Keller
Transworld: In the Ashes of our Century (UGR)
The Long Goodbye
11th Reason why having a Big Dong isn't so great (NSFW?)
11th Reason why having a Big Dong isn't so great (NSFW?)
11th Reason why having a Big Dong isn't so great (+ camwhore!)
I don't know where I'll go when I die...
What If
Another Burning Question/in honor of McBain
Down and Out in the Southwest of England
The Burning Question ?????
Down and out in the south west of England
So I got to watch a Sox rookie throw a complete game no-hit shutout this weekend...
This is how to get into the choir
" I might of had sex with my cousin"
A night on the town...let's see if I can make this entertaining
Transworld: BFG Vampire's Roadtrip (NSFW Imagery)
Soon it will be summer and the big hot sun will be blazing upon us (the complete trilogy - special collectors edition!)
Retards: Compare and Contrast
Things aren't always what they seem are they?
80's flashback: Things you may not remember...and probably do not want to remember.
soon it will be summer and the big hot sun will be blazing upon us - v3
soon it will be summer and the big hot sun will be blazing upon us (revised)
Japanese...NSFW [hah, whatever]
Wiki and Ubersite
Fun with Myspace
soon it will be summer and the big hot sun will be blazing on us
Welcome to Warp Zone!
Hotel Manners...
SPS (slow post sunday) just something ot brighten the mood (nsfw)
Help me yell at a fat chick
Feeling masochistic. Why not post to Ubersite?
SPS (slow post sunday) this naked Chick will blow you (NSFW)
sps (slow post sunday) naked chick will blow you away (nsfw)
Mildly NSFW: This place is dead quiet tonight so I thought I'd share what I was thinking the first time I got intimate with a few individuals.
Morning Has Broken, Like The First Morning
Red Sox No Hitter!
Let's all hate HBTS together!
UberHistory: The fall of Bart Bart
Are They Still In There?
Man falling at the moment of death
My Little Friend
TransWorld: The more things change, the more they stay the same.
10 Reasons why having a Big Dong isn't so great
Apparently I'm supposed to do a camwhore now!?
NSFW: Perfection?
Three
UGR: Never make a promise.
FurBurger Goodness
Crazy Mike from The Projects or How To Catch A Body.
A little random art...
Caulincourt
Shelfish Suicide
Selfish Suicide
The Transformation- Friends change.
Just in case you need me.....
Just in case you need me.
Hockey Is For Pussies
Transworld: Flight
It's new to me.....
TransWorld: The Lab
SGPF (prolly nsfw)
How America Fell (3)
Fuck You , Ubersite (camwhore) (NSFW)
GFP ww2
GPF: Maybe He Wouldn't Have Done It If He Knew Someone Was Filming Or Maybe That Was An Incentive
I'm Bored - Let's Watch HORROR MOVIES!!!
I'm Gonna Need A Batting Helmet
The Time has come to revise my entire Uber Opus
GPF: HORZEOWNED!1one1!
Assimilation, Decimation and Desperation of Our Nation
Religion of Peace Strikes Again
Different
GPF: I Wish Your Mom...
i have a serious problem
So, nobody liked your post? (GPF)
My life is like soooo hard - 'I must be Emo' NSFW
My life is like soooo hard - 'I must be Emo'
The Day of the Waffle
GPF: You Knows I Love You.
What Would You Say?
GPF: Don't Fuck with Chuck!
Ebaying: NEW! NintendoCzar's Baby 10 lbs w/TOY
My attempt at a serious post. You should all brace yourselves, this one's intense.
My ex girlfriend the retard- part 2
My ex girlfriend the retard
Todays Eternity
MORE TROUBLE FOR US SENATOR LARRY CRAlG (NSFW)
MORE TROUBLE FOR US SENATOR LARRY CRAlG
Darth Homer
TransWorld: Introduction and a proposal for Uber fiction writers.
Bart Wars: The Return of the FTWedi
Chancellor TTOM: Obviously Evil
The BOSH Man! DEFINES BOSH!
IKEA: Opiate of the masses
There is nothing to fear
You can leave your hat on (NSFW link)
TPs: Native
Flawed Logic: The Misogynist Guide to the Female Thought Process
SPT - Shouldn't someone be making a big deal about this?
SPT: Shlongy Wins UGR!!! - The Award Ceremony
Not quite Raging Bull but...
Blessed Bad Luck
attn afro american athletes
SPT-- Chinese Fish Dish --*NSFW*
Population Controlled
Volleyball Sandwiches Give Architects a Bad Rap
Now is the Time
Flatulence and Fitness: The Smell Of Success
Age Progression
I like fish!
The Man
SPT: The Warholiser
God Only Knows
these hotties can't be more than 16
Impeachment: The Tipping Point?
It's real
My Foreskin takes on a Venus Fly Trap
the Cure
APW: Habeeb Original
APW: Sand Painting
Art Post Wednesday: Sand Painting
APW - My Fucked Up Childhood
APW - Cram your self-imposed 1 post/day rule. It hasn't even been useful in more than a year because we don't see nearly the volume we used to.
Project Parent
Uber-Causerie : Have you experienced this too?
And You Will Get To Know Me By The Trail Of Shite..
Jesus Christ its Shlongy!
How America Fell (2)
APW - That Can't Be Sanitary (NSFW)
JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK! No, it fucking well isn't.
Crowd Pleaser
Creep Firebombing: I’m In Love With Your Wife.
im sorry for that last post you guys, im drunk.
Click here if you're MAN enough. But I warn you. What lies in this post is impossible to look at if your not MAN enough. Heed my words.
100 Miles and Runnin' : 3 Years & 100 Posts!
Blood Moon Eclipse
i wonder whatever happened to that kid
No One's Voice
JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK! is it time for another contest already?
jesus christ on a stick! is it that time all ready?
Dongface and I
Trust Me - I'm A Real Estate Agent
Has anyone read The Saga of Seven Suns?
Fountain of Truth.
Always use rubber - SPT
nsfw imagery??? (best to be careful about these things)
Coffee, Anyone?
When 18 Holes a Day are Not Enough…
You probably haven't noticed but Method has been on hiatus...
A User's Guide To Hating Ubersite
Ubersite Slated for Permanent Shutdown 8/31/07
A Possible Explanation of Why There Are So Many Alters/n00bs
Stick People War: Brothers in Limb
Where should papers draw the line?
UBER GO ROUND 2007 - Round 2 Matches and Tittles
Why most writers worth a damn have left this stinkhole:
Being for the Benefit of Mr. Bart!
How America Fell
A fun day at the doctors – Zombie Children
My first festival
What Goes Around Comes Around
The Legionaire (Part 1)
Stick People War: After the Dust Has Settled
Little Sally has a Conversation with the Uniter
List of Ubernauts Who Really Fucking Annoy Me: Adjusted for Hit-Whorage
The Little Brown Bag
Sadistic Sam (Hell Part 5)
I'll "Probably" Kill for Caffeine
The Benefits of Cigarette Smoking
Stick People War: The Man's Always Keepin' Me Down!
Adam chapter 3
Repost with spaced paragraphs: Adam
My first post: Adam
Why do I have a loathing vexation for most, or all of you?
Stick People War: The Stickenberg Rallies
Stick People War: A History in Tapestry
Stick People War: The Doughboys
Why do guys do that humping motion behind a girl whenever she is bending over to pick something up.....
Medieval Stick People (nsfw)
RIP Alberto Gonzales
The Truth Behind Nick Hogan's ecent Car Accident... DUN DUN DUN
medieval stick figure war
Medieval Stick People War: A Warlord's Last Stand
Medieval Stick People War - The Trojan Goat...
Medieval Stick People War: The Naval Fleet Has Arrived
Midievil stick people war, the secret weapon
Medieval Stick People War - Surprise Counter-Offensive
Wii have us a waaaaaaaaaaaah on our hands
I'm.... a bad lay.
Medieval Stick People War: Viking Air Raid
CAMWHORE-Update (NSFW)
CAMWHORE-Update
Medieval Stick People War- The Irish
Urban Planet Outlets with 10% off any additional CAMWHORE
Medieval Stick People War - Unexpected Ally Support
Medieval Stick People War - Unexpected Ally Support
The Ink Stays the Same
Medieval Stick People War - The Defense!
You're My Little Bird
Medieval Stick People War
Medieval Stick People War
Here on Ibitus 412N (part 8)
CAMWHORE-Reality!?
CAMWHORE-better?
What i do with my spare time.
My future son – (according to that fat old bitch who lives next door)
Why you shouldn't get a Hair Cut Drunk (NSFW)
Well, I'm back...for now (Warning, little original content)
Opening couple of paragraphs...
Be with us next time for "Steak Returns to Sillyness" or "Steak 'em if You Got 'em"
The joys of life
How I got my mad parenting skillz
look around you. Any co-workers' computers open?
CAMWHORE:No boobs out, sorry
I'm Not That Person............
God's warriors
Be careful what you hold as the truth.
Cyclops Really Exist..Or..Why I Wear This Foil Helmet
Why I can never go back to McDonalds ever again
i strongly advise you to watch this woman run if you ever get the chance
A Resolution for Andrew Washington
Cool Beans Becomes a Fava... Or... FUCK YOU DIRECTOR YOU SLIMEY ALCOHOLIC CUNT
What Mrs. Shlongy REALLY looks like
Concert Review - Def Leppard/Foreigner/Styx 8/24
Happy Caturday!
Summer in the Park
About My Bad Reviews
TTC: The Legend Continues
Unemployed? Looking For A Meaningful Career?
GPF (dedicated to Wildman, no content, just a link) NSFW
GPF (Dedicated to WIldman...no content, just a link) NSFW
GPF (late and contentless...just a link)(NSFW)
GPF (no content just a link)
gpf no content, just a link
Our Blue Couch
Shlongy, make love to me in the desert!
That was NOT me!
I got drugged. But not raped. I hope.
fuck it
SGPF (nsfw) Camaron Diaz boobies
Coincidence
Meant to be?
Boy and Dog #1
Hunting Season Has Begun
GPF: You're A Complete Bastard
Whatever the fuck happened to Pavement?
It's the Weekend... You've got loads of Work left... 10 minutes before the end of your shift... (GIF)
Fine. I admit it. I'm a pussy.
Undercover Cops Caught In Protest
GPF: I Wish This Was 3 Seconds Longer
sicosemen transformers!
GPF - Jackass Therapy
GPF - Jackass Therapy
Coming Out Party: Yes, I'm Gay.
SunnyG Exposed
Thankyou & Goodnight
Oh and i'm not gay
What the hell is this flikky.com bullshit?
Yellow-Man: An Man's Perspective
Discovery
UGR: Bleached White
High School Musical 2: Overrated or Underrated?
Yellow Fever: An Asian Man's Perspective
UGR: This New Moon Shines
I have a ploblem to suck with Tunis.......spt
Heroes are born at karaoke bars
Hold Onto Love
UGR: Building a Better Mother
UGR: Backing out
Something in the Way She Moves (Gingerbread part 3)
Fun With Real Craigslist: Looking For a Roommate; Featuring Genuine Craigslist People!
Gestalt
The Online Journal of Wilgo Weems, Space Diplomat, 20710909
UGR: Building a Better Mother
Tom
UGR - Little Plastic Army Men
So there was this thing called faith in mankind I used to have.
SPT - old but gold
Three Scenes From Lost Plays
UGR--Bleached White (Action/Adventure)
Modus Operandi
UGR - A Perfect Exit Ruined
UGR - I need a Wrench
What's that white crap on your face?
A Story About A Fieldmouse
Once again Atlanta has managed to piss me off.
holy fucking fucking shit
How 'bout dem O's
A breakfast gone bad or my intro to ubersite
Bart Bart Goes to Buy Some Shoes
Vaginal rejuvenation surgery
Uber Go Round (UBR): This New Moon Shines
URG - Little Plastic Army Men
UGR - Six Toes to Paradise
UGR - Gather up the Guns :: SPECIAL BOSH MAN EDITION!!
UGR: Shag On My Carpet and Semen Stains
UK Visa
UGR: Photographic life
UGR: Total Dissatisfaction
UGR: Nose Garden
I'm STILL a Dick, and this time It was on Purpose ( The AMEX Chronicles)
Art with no name...
The Greatest Metal Band to Ever Fuck You Up!
Lunch Time CAMWHORE!
The Goomba Complex
Alters & n00bs
The day I found God
The best way to mourn 9/11
Here in Ibitus 412N (part 7)
It’s Never Good To Chunder On A Girl You’ve Just Undressed.
It’s Never Good To Chunder On A Girl You’ve Just Undressed.
I'm The Drummer
I've never been closer to getting on a roof and taking people out. Fuck the USPS.
Get Awesome
shinebox returns to the internet machines
Attn: Ubersite - Your Boss Does Not Like You (A List Of Reasons Why I Am Actively Seeking Alternative Employment)
Dirty Stinking Rat Bastard N00b Alert
ok, here it goes........
UGR: Photographic Life
Baseball Play-Off Predictions that have Very Little to do with Actual Baseball
sorry
UGR: Rob the Peeping Tom
UGR: Rob the Peeping Tom
Repst- THE GREAT ESCAPE VOL.2
The Great escape Vol. 2 "why I did all this"
UGR - Freckles That Kill
"I'll put my plonker on the table unless you give me the mushy peas."
Happy Face!
2007 uber popularity poll*
Fresh
From the CookieLass School of Arts...
UGR - "Freckles That Kill"
Throw Away Money
Just Got Dumped
UGR - A Perfect Exit Ruined
to dabble or not to dabble
So Sam, really, what's doing..
December 12, 2012
The Art of Seducing Women
The Art of Seducing Women
The art of seducing women
I'm being super cereal now guys!
The Art of Seducing Women
IQ tests should be compulsory to buy anything in the UK
Another Attempt at Zombie Fiction (Sober for the first half)
Shut up faggot, you don't know me!
Nostalgia
The Art of Seducing Women
Slypher's got a Severe Head Injury
daa BEARSS!!!
Shlongy gets some on his birthday...
Pity's Daughter
The True Identity of azurfroz For All the Non-Believers
Gosh I hope Helen has a good lawyer
The Story of My Invasion: Ozone Park (final chapter)
Here on Ibitus 412N (part 6)
How i blew a fag in his gangsta place
Mica.
The Town of Zera
Warped Tour 2007
How I put a Gangsta in his place
attn uber females: are you aware of physical contact with men?
a fascinating study of 80s amateur porn (nsfw)
.....Retrospective
You'll all hate this
My Lolcat
Strangest laws in the U.K ()...
What kind of memories do you make?
Important query..
Perspective, and.....
2 weeks early (camwhore)
Wally's Movie Reviews
You want a damn good reason gay people shouldn't be allowed to marry? Fine.
REPOST .. The Great escape..
My TTC Adventure
The Great Escape... Throw it away well make the great escape...
PORN.... its all lies (NSFW )
I'm Done (NSFW)
wrongs
The Story of My Invasion: Unafraid
Ancient Spirits of Whisky...
If you think size doesn't matter, think again.
Its Good to be back
so anyway....
Bart is pretty much a blubbering pussy
Sometimes Fun Things Happen To Boring People.
Goodbye Ubersite
Goodbye
Uber Mythology 101
Tribute: Dave Berg
GPF : Les Dents
Vermin's Final Post
Ah, Mexican.
BANDWAGON! POST. Friends you love and have done crazy shit with..
It's Yo Birfday Today, Shlongy!!! Happy Fucking Birfday!!!
Books You Should Read But Probably Won't Part I - The American Plague
The Importance Of Stem Cells
Apples and Skeletons
Google Shit Friday: Happy Birthday, Shlongy
Wtf, FTW ?
GPF: Hard Asian Schoolgirl Action!
Here on Ibitus 412N (part 5)
Tribute: James Berg
Random: Five Question Friday
The Story of My Invasion: B Block
GPF Warped Tour!!!
GPF- There will be at least 10 of these guys at the bar tonight...
GPF - You will fetch me some tuna...
UBER GO ROUND 2007 - Rules, Matches, and Famous Titties for 500
moments that make work worthwhile
Practising Safe SEX
SGPF: Waterbaby *NSFW*
SGPF: w
ATTN: Ghey Mnstrz
GPF: In The Eye of the Beholder -or- Throwing Grapefruits is FUN!
GPF: Rock on, you crazy diamond!
GPF: Don't Fuck With Kirk
SGPF - Keeley - NSFW
SPT Good to Go Sir!
Alive (2)
The Title Has Nothing To Do With The Post.
SPT - Guess My Rack Size for No Prize At All (just a boner)! *NSFW*
hahahaha
SPT: A Day in the Park
APW: A Day in the Park
Meta-writing
(A)SP(W)T: Dani and the Shower of Gold
Everyone is jealous of me and doesn’t even know it yet.
Here on Ibitus 412N (part 4)
SPT - Guess my rack size for fabulous prizes! - Round 2
VPT (Vagina Post Thursday) NSFW
The Coming of the Messiah (Part III)
Work has been tough
So you have a good reason to ban gay marriage? Back it up!
So I'm at a gay party.....
On Spirituality and the Cosmos
Ooh Woo Ooh - Take Chance On Me.
Civil Unions vs. Marriage
Monday with Rain
Drunk post verion.... one million
Video from the Last Ubercon
So I havent posted in a while
Alive (1)
Crack in the Egg
Coming to my senses: Taste
Marijuana really fucks me up.
Marie Aldwell's Daughter: Antigone's Waiting (Part Two)
I guess you could say he was like a 'bat' out of Hell.
The Making of a Young Killer
It Can Only Get Better
Another Short List of Things That Truly Bother Me... But Probably Shouldn’t
Rescue effort in the mine.
Uber-Go-Round 2007 Sign Up
Why did you do it, Michael Vick??
Transformers Movie
Here on Ibitus 412N (part 3)
An Adventure In Knitting
Chief of My Tribe
Green Lights and Yellow Lines
Deserted Town.
Stabbing/Piercing/Cleaving/Cutting the World's Evil
Bitch with a Midget, I mean Little Person, Ahhh fuck it I mean Midget, for a Sibling...
The pursued (uncensored!)
Hell's Rebellion(Hell Part 4)
Tasting Illegal Fruit
Monkey Porn and Ninja Cheerleaders: What have we come to as a society, or maybe it just me?
Dark Abyss
Settle for the Dirt
Kiddies would do well to stay off the adult internet.
Strange Happenings in My Bed
Employment: Fuck Yeah!
Marie Aldwell's Daughter (Part One)
I seriously hate Ubersite
SFH07 - Wrap up/continuation?
Good Heavens! Look at the Time!
By the time you read this, I'll have 200 posts and 300,000 hits.
The Best Comic Strip Ever Created
First Post or A Drunken Night Gone Bad
Here on Ibitus 412N (part 2)
Anyone for some sacrilage?
Reckless with Life and Martyring Those Who Do Not Deserve It (Slight Hint of Rant)
Becoming a Man - MILF style
What Has Seven Arms And Sucks?
Buttons Are Trying to Break My Fingers
I Think I Am Mildly Grumpy And A Little Allergic To Stupid Sluts.
UBERMURDER in New York, 9am Monday morning = OR = A List That Crystle DID Make?????
Back, Back in the Karl Roooove....
You people are all disgusting, miserable fucks.
Narcotics 2120 AD
Is The US Government After ETS?
A Request.
Adore.
How I confronted the man who raped me, or "Conquering the Monster" by Fat Tony.
On Alters.
Unpacking Boxes
Inspiration.
Masturbation Is Blind (no scary pictures)
Never a cross word mes amis!
Never a cross word mes amis!
Never a cross word mes amis!
Some Things That Confuse Me
Drear Diary
The Most Life-Changing Advice Anyone Has Ever Given Me
American Political Quotes
The First Kiss
Here on Ibitus 412N (part 1)
Man About to Die for Crime the State of Texas Knows He Didn't Commit
Reference chart for men (NSFW)
My generous offer:
I don't get it........
Limited Power, 1
As-Matik
Touch
Limited Power
It seems that everybody is leaving
Wanna Buy A Bike?
Are there people here in hiding?
Oh, to all those Wonderful People, that make you say "WTF?"
R.I.P. Merv Griffin
R.I.P. Merv Griffin
Boozing, Cruising and a pimp with a Shotgun.
sup
What is death? In Memorium: Merv Griffin - Grandfather of Jeopardy
Hungry Ghosts (MS Paint)
Fuck off, DCWoody et al
This Guy is Hunky and Super Cool!
White House Against Masturbation???!!
The Adventures Of Steak And TTOM.
Flash Non Fiction
These pictures have something in common but I can't figure out what it is (you probably should not view this at work)
Stop.
Tribute to Service Members...
blah
Please don't drink from the river.
Pathetic Ramblings
The irony, it burns
"Dubya Made Useful!" or How to Free Up our Resources in Iraq
Frog Leap Brainteaser
a la droite
GPF: Rag Doll
Bipolar Brother (Gingerbread pt 2)
REPOST- Sometimes it just doesn't workout no matter how hard you try.
Sometimes It just doesnt work out. No matter how hard you try....
I Just....
Why A Commercial Is My Favorite Show : The Owl And The Man
SGPF - Plenty MORE where this came from (NSFW)
GPF: Om Nom Nom
GPF: +2 this...
camwhore picture
Post History Change for User#31699
Status/class and page remove question
Ahhh its an old lolz Cat GiF hehe plus quiz
GPF: I lose!
GPF: Horse for the Win
GPF - To Boldly Go? (some what NSFW)
GPF: Pedophile Ewok Getting a Hanny
GPF: What Makes You Hot and Sweaty? (NSFW if your boss is a donut puncher)
GPF: What Makes You Hot and Sweaty?
I'm new
GPF. Nature 2:The Revenge. This Time it's Personal.
GPF - It's like Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, but with action figures.
GPF: Makes perfect sense. Right?
-o-n-e-
How I confronted the man who raped me, or "Conquering the Monster"
Fire In The Hole
Lolcats are funny enough to make other funny things even funnier
It's All Brdn_Nkd's fault -or- You Probably Shouldn't Waste Your Time Reading This
Reasonable Conclusions
SPT: Dick in a Box
Loved the right way...
Important question for British uber users
SABPT: Shitty Asian Bastards Post Thursday
SPT - The unwritten rules of urinal selection
SPT: New Insurgents Assaulting our Troops...
SPT: It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
SPT: Dear Marco (aka The One Who Can't Stop Posting Ads on the Uberboard)
SPT - Guess my rack size for fabulous prizes!
SPT - Is today kicking your ass?
SPT: Perception v. Reality
SPT - Extra Painting
What the Fuck is Going on Here?
Constitutional Freedom is not PC
Boblobla goes to the beach, gets a little bit country and gets fucked in the ass by United.
I'm Having Treatment for the BIG 'C'
Camwhore : Me And A Kid Having An Attitude
SunnyG has self-reflective dream: more answers needed
SPT: These Made Me Laugh
Ubersite fantasy football
SPT Good to Go Sir!
SPT - Not all Japanese school girls are pretty.
SPT: Wasting Time I'll Never Get Back (*Warning*, just a big Jpeg compilation...no talent needed)
On Suicide
Coming to my senses: Sight
Perspective
Pavements (a day in the life of)
Seven Fifty Six*
WTF, Bart ?
He said what!?!
Uber-Causerie : Have you experienced this too? Part 2
Turns out that I am a Racist Cunt
am a
Breaking News!
Why I didn't submit for the Sci-Fi contest.
Forever I Remain
AWP: Egon Schiele is AWSOME (NSFW art)
my 198th post wooo!! or, who are all these people? or Uber census of sorts? who cares
APW: Taco Bell's New Sponsor
Love him or hate him 756 is a big fucking number
Flushed
Oh, CNN. I love your sense of humor.
Unlocking Your True Potential As Management
7th Annual Ubersite Poetry Contest
Virgin Festival (non-pictorial) ReCap (Pictures Come Later When I'm Not Too Lazy To Upload Them)
An Ode to Spam
APW: Betsy Lute
The Price of Heroism
My rundown on the different types of wrestlers
Aural Insanism
Have you guys heard of this new thing called an iPod??? (NSFW)
Benton MacHuklefuck (WILL) Fall Down Some Stairs
APW - Circle Girl Series
Break my fence down will ya ???
MS Paint: Questions I'm Saving for Jesus (kinda NSFW)
New jobs, crappy blog posts, and hot rod hearses.
flight of the god damn conchords
High on globalization
I saw Muse with Cold War Kids at MSG in NYC last night and it was fantastic
Reality TV Sinks to an All-Time Low, Or, Why Am I Not Surprised?
Iraq war... a better Idea?
I’m sorry Pat Tillman died really I am but what exactly is this inquisition supposed to accomplish?
The gay myna bird, Rockaway Beach, and my grandfather
They should print the warning a bit larger
I think HurtByTheSun is trying to tell us something by picking the name "The Flambouyant Tramps".
Rio Celeste- I WILL live in this area someday (with camwhore!)
Megadeth vs. Metallica the Legendary Saga....
I'm Getting Ready For The Rugby World Cup
I'm Getting Ready For The Rugby World Cup
Post Rock Dreaming: Journey.
I'm Finally old enough to join Ubersite!
Turruncún - I want to live here one day.
Dont Call It A Comeback!
All Mascots Should Be Banned
SCH07 Last Chance Gas (sorry for lateness)
Mutant Rabbit from Hell
SHF'07 - I'm Lazy As Shit And I Can't Believe I Entered This Thing
SHF'07 - I Can
Iraqi insurgency – America’s Fault?
Riddle Me This
Jack McLellan (pedophiles) should be castrated
We'll be okay, right?
Picture Of My Wife Doggy-Style (SFW)
SHF07: Sentience
SHF'07: Silent Bear
Christ, you people suck.
I was manipulated by the Simpsons
SFH07 - Constantine's Folly
She longed to return like a magnificent queen
SHF07: Gray Matters
Ghost Town
The Charvaes Alphabet: ABCs for Social Scum
SFH'07 - "For Lore Of A Fasting Earth"
My laptop is jesus
3 Sentence 1 Picture Contest Entry
3 Sentence 1 Picture Contest Entry
Prayer
My review of Alexander Revisited - The Final Cut
A 9 minute video of a lion attacking a man. SFW but horrifying
Gingerbread Houses (pt 1)
SPlNAL TAP!
Check These Monster Tits (And a pussy too!) [NSFW, but hey, it's Sunday.]
Startled Angels
Breaking Windows On My Street
Suburbia
Unlikely Rap: H to the Itler.
Mystery-album inspired mspaint thingy......An insight into my psyche ANSWER EXPLAINED
The Fisherman
Dark Night
The Ten Best Tattoos in the World
(SPF) How, Where, and When to use a pistol
(GPF) How, Where and When to use a pistol
RUGBY WORLD CUP starts in only 34 days - Holy Leather Balls!
Fire
FOOTBALL Season Starts in 33 Days, Holy Shitballs
I'm back, fuckers!!! With all new camwhore awesomeness!
Hello Ubersite!
GPF: How a pistol works.
3 Sentence 1 Picture Contest Entry
New Wolverine Trailer Released!! Why I Need To See This Movie
3 Sentence 1 Picture Contest Entry
Nooberfest 2007!
SGPF - Very NSFW - Inion Gives a Blow Job - Plus Bonus Three Sentence Contest
3 Sentence 1 Picture Contest Entry
3 Sentence Contest
FAO: Jake and Katy
FAO: Jake and Katy
Excuse me...I too would like a blowjob
3 sentence contest for the masses - An Oathmeal/Sicosemen production (complete with camwhore)
GPF - My Force Brings All The Jedi To The Yard...
GPF: Notes From God
Flower post friday
GPF - A little pancake action.
flower post Friday
GPF Random Internet Guy
GPF I am Your God
GPF yeah last one
GPF WW2 defined
NSFW GPF: Super Prize---SUPRIZ! NSFW
So You Want To Rule The World? Helpful Tips From The Failures Of Others.
SGPF.........Meh (nsfw if your boss is a homo)
The funniest picture on the internet
GPF: Duckhunt Men's Edition
GPF: I'm Batman....
GPF: How to Make a Vageen Unnatractive (NSFW)
There's something a bout you.....
Making other people happy is for chumps
False Gods
NOOB Camwhore
There's something about you...
There
Goodbye Ubersite
Help Decide A Bet ( The Results May Lead To Toplessness)
Help Decide A Bet ( The Results May Lead To Toplessness)
Catalogued
I Don't Know What to Call This
There's something about you...
There's Something About You...
there's something about you........
(NSFW-esque) You deserve...
The REAL Poet Laurete of the U.S.
Awwwww, Fuck It (probably NSFW).
Ahh, fuck it.
Pop Quiz Hotshot Thursday: Poet Laureate or Internet Hack Poet? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
What a day Or Why coffee makes us weak
There's Something About You
Honesty, Religion, and the Real World
There's something about you...
There's something about you...
There's something about you...
There's Something About You..
There's something about you...
There's something about you...
There's something about you...
there's something about you...(NSFW)
There's something about you....
There's Something About You...
There's Something About You......
There is something about you...
There's something about you.......
There's something about you...
There's something about you....
How the British Have Difficulty Keeping Up To Date with Current Affairs.
There's something about you...
There's Something About You...
There's Something About You...
SPT: There is something about you ...
There's something about you...
There's something about you...
There's something about you... (spt)
PSA: Help Control This Terrible Epidemic That is Sweeping Nations
There's something about you........
There's spmething about you........
The American's Guide to Canada
SPT - 10 Points Once More (slight NSFW)
Congratulations, You Win! SPT (No Content, NONE)
Interrobang
What does God mean to me now?
The Hotel
I Am A Dick, But Not On Purpose
My first Paint!!!
Amazing Meteor Footage on Liveleak
This makes me so angry, I can taste it in my spit... Hey look, I just stole a Dane Cook line.
No, seriously this time...Caulaincort's future wife.
Hi! We're from the IRS and we're here to help you
Well I thought I liked this book.
A question of selfishness, or something more?
Is your child an 133t computer haxxor?
So I decided to Love you...
A work of fiction
"Cockslap death" and four other shameless lies that retrospectively withered my childhood
Asphyxiation
This Is For Those Of Us Who ..
My attempt at Flash Fiction...
What do murderous teens, pedophiles, emo kids, and Fox News have in common?
One Memory, One Love
Hate crime?
The Travels of TTOM: Newcastle
"300" is an awesome movie.
Wear Sunscreen, and drink lots of water.
“I love you. Are you ready to take it as far as you can?” or “The House is on Fire. Turn Down The Stove.”
everyone keeps going on about fish and banana LEAVES
Dear Electro: I Hereby Challenge You, Sir, To A PostDuel
The Engineers vs. The Artsies
All these scars are mine
Posting: Because I Can. (Now in Lappyvision)
SREL funding and your importance
You know how I know you're gay?
Video Of American Soldier Massacring Iraqi Children
Update! Sci-Fi Horror Fest 2007
Waiting for the Next Moment
Expose your alter here
I can't belive I'm doing this....
Fuck you Uber
Sexy Time - inspired by http://www.ubersite.com/m/110605
-2 Reference Post.
Waiting For The Next Moment
It's True, Jack Mc is a Pedophile! A West Coast Expository ~ 1/3 Made Up
And come he slow or come he fast, it is but Death who comes at last.
Read someone else's email
Simpsonized (and then some)
Illustrated News: Dont Fuck Wit Jerks on Da Interwebs...
Simpsonized (camwhore)
Simsonized
simpsonized bitches
The Rant... FUCK YOU FAFSA! SCHOOL! UBER!
Normally I don't give a rat's ass about Paris Hilton
Drunk and Rambling, Soon To Speak
The Lake
simpsonized bitches
Michael Vick is banned from training camp! Why?!?
Matt Maiorano's Back-From-The-Grave Video Game Review: Chip's Challenge
My First Time...
My First Time...
My First Time...
Mystery-album inspired mspaint thing
Baaaaaa
I've been Simpsonized! Doh!
New Videogames Suck Ass
What do USA, Liberia, and Myanmar have in common?
Post Rock Dreaming: Precursor.
Monday Morning Toilet Inquiry
Concentration Test for Men
You just experienced the worst day of your life, what are you going to do now?
Opinions
I Tried To Simpsonize ETS, But Failed.
Mystery-album inspired mspaint thingy......An insight into my psyche
Loitering with the best of them: Simsonize Me
I Fell In To A Burning Ring Of Fire- PG-11
I Fell In To A Burning Ring Of Fire!!!
Unknown Son (work in progress)
Nuclear waste is great fun: Simponized Forensic
Director Simpsonized - Where are the children?!?!?!
The most painful experience of my life occured 2 days ago
Urban dictionary: Bloodclut....
That one moment
Camera Phone Rule!
Camera Phone Rule!
Camera Phones Rul!
How to Ruin a Perfectly Good Life
MURDER...At Oaklands Nursing Home.
Cool Beans Simpsonized - Ladies Beware
God, Uber's slowing down
Simpsonize yourself
A thought.
Songs I Hate Enough to Torture an Innocent Child: "Ironic", "I Want it That Way", and "Umbrella"
Disco Stu sucks
fishbowl
How Harry Potter Should Have Ended
How Smart Am I?
The Second Annual Geek-Off Results
Weir facts in USA
How dare this faggot
The REAL Da Vinci Code
Forgive them, they know naught what huge douchebags they are (camwhore)
Worst moment of pain in your life.
I've been away, I can't remember who I like on here
GPF and Camwhore at the same time
I Have The World's Shittiest Job, And THE FAT CHILDREN Frighten Me.
Emus can't pick up their dreams aka what else can I fart on
How long?
Mother Nature: MILF, or Mother Fucker?
Falling Into You
uberboard alternative
Bath and shave your Armpits... before going to public places
Dreadful Hemoglobine
Retarded
I hate you, you frigid Icelandic bitch
When will this happen to ubersite?
Manly Men
GPF: A TTOM Productions Cartoon
GPF - Colin Farrell
GPF - Tits of GTFO (NSFW)
What Makes a Monster?
GPF - What Scares You???
Heaven is boring! Hell is a party.
OMG I AM So Happy.
Have you ever seen a necrophile?
Post History Change for User # 28571
Post History Change for User # (29566):
Post History Change for User # 30701
THis better work beano
Suicide?
Buckfast
GPF Human Skatboarding GPF
GPF: Heal Your Eyes
Just Once
Optimus owns your ass
Social Scientific Experiment
The elephant and the rabbit
GPF: Warning, this is possibly the longest gif in the history of all the internet.
GPF: How Posting on Uber Makes me Feel (violent content).
Pussy of death with bonus GPF
How to look like an asshole without even trying
GPF: Oh wow!
Old School Uberer Role Call
Ubersite Blues – or – The Doogie Keebler Experience
Raping little girls, grandpa's stuck in filing cabinets, and throwing kittens out of speeding cars.
Who is the Alpha Male?
Atten Hurtbythesun: UCSB Camwhore
I'm as mad as hell, and I am not going to take this ANYMORE!
.. now with 100% less UCMJ threats from my command
I'm Leaving
What not to do online
Sci-Fi Horror Fest 2007!
Stop Staring at my Knockers
How Posting On Ubersite Makes Me Feel
$2500 Reward If Found
Why are you being so mean
Conspiracies Run Deep
How posting (about religion) on Uber makes me feel
Stuck In The Middle
How Posting On Ubersite Makes Me Feel
How feelings on ubersite makes me post
Why we can't have a woman as president.
Vietnam: More Than Just Lives were Lost
Some Pics from My Vacation...
Falling into You
Compare and Contrast: A Camwhore Odyssey.
Song to Story - When The Tigers Broke Free
How Posting On Ubersite Makes Me Feel
SPT - 10 Points Again (slight NSFW)
Creationism in Texas
note to self: wanting v. sharing
Stupid baseball player....
Twist
The Year of Living Celibacy. The very next day.
Some fucking advice................
Important notice Re: Gabbly
British Politics: A Guide for Colonial Types
RoFL
I Just Managed to Piss All Over Myself [Little Content]
Taser Tag
The Top Ten Misconceptions About Atheists
Comparing The Matrix to various philosophies.
I don’t need a woman…I have my dog
I'm Opening My Own Restaurant
Socialism
Electrictoothsyndrome's Wet Dream
Forget Me Not
The Sum (w/Camwhore)
The Sum (w/Camwhore)
Hope.
Ron Paul News - 'NYTimes', 'LATimes', and 'The Nation' Cover Paul; New Paul Video; Evansville Meetup Group News
The Sum (w/Camwhore)
Why logic defies a Christian God
TTOM Productions Presents a Rob Berg Fantasy in Association With Caulaincourt Industries: A Threesome With Freddie Prinze Jr. and Daniel Radcliff
Rob Berg - Illustrations (Eh PW)
Another Boring Post on the Stupidity of Youth (APW at the End)
Another Boring post on the Stupidity of youth (APW at the end)
Shlongy Goes for a Stroll
APW - Orthopaedic Art
I Want To Have A Threesome With Freddie Prinze Jr. and Daniel Radcliff
APW - Welding
The true measure of a man.
A stripper dented my car today
bedroom fire works
Great Britain?
Overcoming Pestilence
The Year of Living Celibacy. New years Eve
APW - Fantasy Hero Junk
If I called any of you nerds, I was just joking.
Getting down with the biggest crap or always close your mouth when you fall
Post Rock Dreaming.
Song to Story: Visual Aids
John Bonham & Suggs: A Hitchers Tale of Love and Happiness.
Motivation (lack of)
motivation (lack of)
motovation (lack of)
House Arrest.....
Hang in There Kitty (NSFW)
UberMotivation
this poster should bring some new hope to our situation in iraq
motivational bandwagon contribution
This poster should bring some newfound hope to our situation in iraq.
Fungah Are Having Motivations Inserted Into The Facial Regions Through The Crotch
Motivate THIS, Bitch!
A Foray Into a Head Shop
Ironic Motivational Poster
Motivation from Baby Jesus
Drunk Fun
Motivation
I hate bandwagons, but...
Motivate my one-eyed yogurt slinging monster
Motivation?? You betcha!!!
of course you realize this means war
Motivate me
Motivation (such an aggravation)
Motivation Day!
Motivation?? You betcha!!!
Motivationizing poster (me, not the image)
AWESOME MOTIVATIONS! (Extremely NSFW)
Song To Story Challenge: Deep Puddle Dynamics
One does not simply monorail cat into Mordor (extremely motivational)
I Has a Motivationz.
Song to Story - Together on the Sand
Song to Story: This Shit Sucks
Together on the sand
Song to Story Challenge
Song to Story - Second Meeting
It's Motivation Day! Let's Motivate Each Other!
Song to Story: Whole Wide World
Canada: Better than the USA?
Song to Story Seven Bridges Road
Emo Song Revisions #1: Blondie
I hate FatTony. Even moreso now that he changed his name from FatTony to Fat Tony.
Can your logic explain this? (regarding my Christian God)
Dear Boston (and secret message which isn't so secret anymore I guess)
You caught me Bret, I'll out my alter.
America, The Beautiful Democratic Propoganda Machine or Just The Propoganda?
Song to Story CHALLENGE!!!
A Chance Encounter with Bryan Ferry.
Phuzzy Learns You Delicious English: How To Talk Foreign.
The jig is up - claps all around for FOOLPROOF
Parasite
APex - The future of AI
MYTHOLOGY of memory
Like a lion
Who lacks any talent and only survives here because of the masses of pathetic hard-ons constantly +2ing her every move?
Available at Comic-Con this week!
You douchebags are just too easy.
LOLAZ A fataxoTTsteaOazoMIkarieShlonbee prod suction, Actually more harry potter non sense NSFW
Two One Three
Superheroes Cause Crime
Superheroes Cause Crime
How To Deal With A TeleSales / TeleMarket Person Norther Style (little content)
UK weather 07: An investigation
RPM: A Decent Goddamn Uber Post
Caulaincort's Future Wife
86 reasons the for the next election
Yours Eternally
Anime Conventions & ZZ-Top (Terrible writing and boring story enclosed. Don't say I didn't warn you.)
Dr.'s Appointment
My First Game - Getting my ass kicked on the Rugby Pitch
When Not To Hyphenate Your Name
Hell's Kitchen
In Memorium: Tammy Faye
RIP Tammy Faye Bakker
Show of Hands, Please -2's Accepted
Passing..........................................
OBX - I'm going to be in a foul mood tomorrow
So I'm ballz deep in er'
Yeah, im new. Why dont you shut the fuck up??
What An Awesome Fucking Tattoo Camwhore
Healthcare Cost Solutions, a Letter to Ron Paul
What a Stupid Fucking Tattoo Camwhore
Blade's Daycare Center
I almost got beat up by a pregnant bitch.
Songs I Hate Enough to Torture an Innocent Child: “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” by Deep Blue Something
Harry Potter....
Why do all guys treat theyre women like bags of sheep shit?
All new years resolutions go to shit.
the state of society is so magnificent these days...
A Different Point Of View
A Different Point Of View
White people suckass
Are you fucking kidding me?
Harry Potter: Ending Spoiler
It's meant now to feed iron oxide and look unsightly
It's meant now to feed iron oxide and look unsightly
I feel compelled to refer to negroids as "It".
Harry Potter - SPOILERS AHEAD
Why logic defies a Christian God
Doctrine and Covenants Interpretation
Congressional All Stars
A Few Things To Try And Think Again.
I can't make it in a realtionship... Shitty deals...
Geek off contest.
Man I'm fucking hot
Geek Off contest entry
Pfft, I could write a commercial.
Pete Rose is banned, yet Barry Bonds is praised or Why Bud Selig is a fucking pussy.
TRUE STORY episode two: Fun With Willie (long)
A man walks into a bar and goes.....
Remember the trees?
Holy fudge you guys are totally interesting and witty
Workin' at the Porn Shop
Holy fuck you guys are boring
Holy fuck you guys are boring
Holy fuck you guys are boring
Geek-Off Contest (WARNING: Horrendous Camwhore)
Geek Thing'um
Ubersite Geek Off 2007
You Ever Feel The Love?
geek off entry
geek off entry
geek off entry
the potter craze
Geek Off Entry
geek off (with equally geeky camwhore)
Geek-off Entry
Geek Off Entry (NSFM)
The Genius of the Crowd
I know how Harry Potter ends.
GPF: What Game Is This?
Pooping in a hammock aka Jesus cries for shell-less hermit crabs
Geek-off Entry
Geek-Off Entry
Paragon of Oriental Faggotry
The Second Annual Übersite Geek-Off!
GPF: Jesus VS Frankenstein
What's your most embarassing one night stand?
Open Debate
Hungover (or Gay Post Friday drivel plus camwhore)
GPF - Linkable Gif
GPF: Giant Pitbull Friday
Michael Vick is my fucking hero!
Michael Vick: Total Piece of Garbage
GFP: Roomate Stickball
GPF: Coffee Break of Dooooooooooom
test
SGPF (Big Tits nsfw) - A quick flash
GPF: Stupid Sexy Flanders!
Wow you people are fucking paranoid.
GPF: Sumbitch!
GPF - Feel Like Death
FOTC shitty GPF great show
Friday joke
The Butcher and the Beast...
GPF: I always knew Tom was a perv
GPF: Computer Games Based on Movies
Maltese's First UBERVERSARY!!!
GPF: I saw this and thought of you
GPF - I will profit tenfold
What the Hell?
GPF: Hitler Knocks...Err....
A Pile of Shite Saved My Life
GPF: I usually don't like anime...
A very Jewish GPF
GPF: Shoop da Woop: Reloaded.
Cooking lesson with Ramen Noodles (Pay attention Ghola)
Video: ETS LIVE!
It's not funny if i have to explain it.
SPT - fergie in real life.
Den of Solitude
Scott Baio is 45 and single parrells my pathetic life...
SPT: Cat Ass To Mouth
The Unity War - Chapter Two: Recovery, Interrogation, and Flight
SPT: Regional Superheroes!
This contains a Virus.
As CRABS Have Been Known To Do ..
My meal for this evening
Nugget Swarm: The Revenge of the Limbless
Just Like Jim
An Album Cover
An Album Cover
SPT: No content
The Unicyclist's Favorite Balloon Animal
if kids understand sex, why deprive them of it?
The Vacation
SPT:Oh Bugger!:SPT
Sidewalk Reminiscence
Ah. Oh Bugger.
Top Ten surprises in final Harry Potter novel
Vickomon!
I Laughed I Lost....
I laughed, I lost...
Mr Thug Beats Up an Asshole From Seattle
So you think sharks are baddass? OR A true story of two men's imagination, OR hey, It's Thursday on the East Coast
My Third (and probably last) Surfing Adventure with slight camwhore
Indeed!
Is existence fair?
Top Ten Comedians Stats Pack.
APW - Album Cover Contest
battery testing
California Wine
Who thinks the majority of you are idiots and could crumple you with barely a hard stare?
APW: Album cover contest...
Gayest Album Covers Montage
This Is Your Brain On UBER .. .
Overly Ghey Albums
Sort Of Like A Gay Album Cover, Only You Can Masturbate To It
Overly Ghey Album Covers
A selection of gay & strange covers
Who got a $1.50 cent raise and can afford the extra large pack of Ramen Noodles?
gay album cover
Album Covers: A Selection
Irony.... its what's for dinner.
Gay Album Cover...
Gay Album Cover or I Reek of AWESOMENESS
APW: Summer
Album Covers (NSFW)
I Was Victimized!
Gay Album Cover
Fishing in the Canadian Wilderness - with 34% more camwhore!
Definitely Not Gay Album Cover Contest
Album Cover Contest: Some Gay, Some Just...Disturbing.
APW - Bryan Hitch
gay album cover contest
Notes Pt. 1
The contest is over......
Sicosemen's Best (Insert) Album Cover--APW inspired
APW: World's End Girlfriend
Drear Diary
The Last Ones
So you think sharks are baddass? OR A true story of one mans imagination
Sometimes Cartoonists Are Incredible People.
A formal apology
The Fall of a WARRIOR
Hades' Gate
America: Can't Be All That Bad
We ALL fail.
PHPT: An Uber Guide to the Patrick Henry
The State of internet gaming
Illusions of Grandeur...
What The Fuck Is That!? (NSFW)
Oh Noes...! Here Comes Another Anti America..What The Fuck Is Happening... Fuck Off Limey Post !!
"Life Is Not Fair"
Top 10 Funniest Comedians (Warning: Contains Ellen)
Activating All Alters!
E-thuggary Storm
What brought you, what kept you and why will you stay?
It's been a long ass time bitches
Jerry Nadler is a fat ignorant fuck
It's been a long ass time bitches
Penalty for fucking with large animals that can own you with barely any effort
Flawed
Diary of the Unemployed
Three Fingers Of Liquid
The Green Marble
Pornography and Jamaicans: Tale from my Adolescence
Gastown 5:50 a.m.
Gastown 5:50 a.m.
Here's a Comprehensive List of Things I Can Do But YOU Can't + Camwhore
yaaaaaa bro' like fully
Everlasting Night (Part Seven)
The Failing Federal Government
Thoughts from a blue chair.
Ever teed off a Dreamcast controller?
Wanna be pissed about something? For America! and ETS- I'm with you!
New time zone new post!
Humoresque
Reflections on Mortality
Tutorial: Burning DVDs from YouTube and Google Video Clips
Are you really that stupid?
Tutorial: Burning DVDs from YouTube and Google Video Clips
To Catch A Predator*
RPM: Full Body BBQ
Reflections on Mortality
RPM: Full Body BBQ <i>homo sapiens</i>
RPM: Full Body BBQ <i>homo sapiens</i>
Read A Book: Has The Face Of Black Entertainment Television Changed For The Better?
Uberdrama: Susie Derkins in her Unadulterated Top Heaviness
Dear storm...
Delaware: The Forget-Me State
Tea & Gazebos
Allow me to make one thing quite clear.
This is where your cat farts
Susie Derkins ruined my shit
I'm Calling ALL of YOU Cock Touchers Out...WOMEN Too
Cupid`s Chokehold
Why Is This Happening???
Why Is This Happening???
Fat People Want To Invade Your Privacy
Lazin' on a Sunny Afternoon, In the Summertime, In The Summertime
The king of cheese demands you dance like an idiot in public situations.
Sit Down, Have a Beer
Masturbation: Then and Now
Seriously, There's Probably A Puppy Or Something In Here. You People Like Puppies, Right?
camwhore for the haters
Ubersite Truths
Death from a Honey Badger.
I'm the janitor from Scrubs.
So...anybody miss me?
Blink
Thanks Chuck
The Eagle and the Wolf: Subtle Differences
Some Random Thoughts on Some Random Subjects Like Dancing
Cockyness Aside
I wrote it so you'll read it
RPM: Cat Sandwich
Halloween
Cockyness aside
I Watched An Incredible Submarine Race This Weekend.
sleeping rules
I ate blended pig parts.
Epistolary Writing Contest
The Most Comfortable Jeans I've Ever Owned!!
The Toke Bug
Camel Wanted
New Life
Woman Behind The Glass
Woman Behind The Glass
So I spent some time in a psych unit....
Huh...Even sea life can be retarded.
The Message In "Munich"
could we suck anymore???
Not that i really care
Maybe it is...
This looks about right.....
it took long enough
Get To know Md
Get
i knew there was something wrong with that man
Rob Schneider ruined Candlebox's career.
Where the FUCK where you?
Where the FUCK have you been?
G0 RUSH W00!!! KEEL DEM UPPlTY SAN JOSE SABRECATS, W00!!!
Enough Dristan to Kill a Man
Chain Link Fence
The Bee Story
if only
Prepare Yourselves!
GPF: Get out of the way, Honkey!
Uberdrama: Susie Derkins vs Icarus1987 - The Rebuttal
GPF: Pelosi says, "Pull out before it is too late!"
GPF: Natural Selection
happy birthday mamalicious!
Four Great Drakes
Chapter 1.... Yes, it's long, no it doesn't have a title. And it doesn't really have anything to do with the military... alright, well it kind of has something to do with the military, but not really. Yeah.
On the Moon, Nerds Get Their Pants Pulled Down and They Are Spanked With Moonrocks
Scourge is a big giant doodyhead
Random: Five Question Friday the 13th.
Uberdrama: Susie Derkins vs. Icarus
rob berg and O present : Little Red Hood Riding
It had to happen sometime, prepare for.......CAMWHORE
GPF - I Love Crazy Telepathic Ninjas. (plus stuff about movies)
Robby Says I Gots to Talk about Issues + Bonus Short Poem
The Fear that Holds America
GPF: I..... am..... Iron...... Man!!
SGPF (Almost certainly nsfw) For EI
GPF: a delicate situation that requires immediate assistance
GPF: Top 7 Reasons Not To Drink
A Collection of Great Dance Songs
GPF: The Proper Application of the Force
A list of my most favoritists reviews.
Desktop Romance
GPF - Masters of Rap
Tnx 4 Th Mmries.
GPF: Best Dad Award goes to... (NSFW-esque)
GPF: I see yuou, yes i do!! I see you!! Im gonna eat you later....yum yum
GPF: BestMum and dad award goes to... NSFWish
GPF: Best Mom Award goes to... (semi-NSFW)
ATTN: Dr. Daniels (pt 1 of 3)
GPF: Shoop da woop!
Flight CSA 1006 to Warsaw, another dull trip
So I got hitched the other night
The Way We’re Born
What most of my IM conversations look like
were the 'good old days' of ubersite really the good old days?
The Bible, Stars, and Some Other Stuff
Does Fucking A Ghost Make You A Necrophile?
Older for younger
Waboom
SPT: little late for the bandwagon
The Unity War - Chapter One: The Incident at Wabash Field
I got nothing
Oathmeal Makes the Cover of People Magazine!
Breaking News: Terror Weapon Used in Iraqi City of Basra
dsklafjsdi'mstillfuckingtitlesasdlkfjlksdjfhahahaha
SPT: Pure, Gonzo Adrenaline
The Guardians- Chapter 2
SPT: What's upside down in YOUR custard?
Great seats at a comedy club = I got shit on all night.
BIH — Lady Bird Johnson — December 22, 1912 — July 11, 2007
SPT - Top of the muffin TO YOU!!
SPT - Secret Message - or Yes. I really am this bored
SPT - ATTN: Galactus
Hi!
SPT: Good Will Hunting II - The San Quentin Years
10 painful experiences
SPT: Good Will Hunting II - The San Quentin Years
SPT: Don't Rape Me, I'm Not a Kitten Anymore.
SPT - Top of the muffin TO YOU!!
SPT - OathMeal's Uberdirectory Thoughts 2007 + Medical Commentary
VerySPT: Tranformers inspired
SPT: The Most Mortifying Thing Happened To Me Yesterday
"I Witnessed A Murder Today."
I Witnessed A Murder Today.
The Problem with Jews in the UK
SPT - Hey Boo-Boo, its a bird feeder!
Research into the Self
Merlina's Uberdirectory Thoughts 2007 - What I Thought When I Saw You
Roll Tide
I like potatoes
THIS is wat i think of you ubah-bastards!,../ NSFW!!!
Steve Irwin is dead!!!!!!
Problems with Muslims in America
The Source of Shlongy's Mental Agility and Acerbic Wit Revealed!
And in unnecessary information news...
Where Peoplings Happen
DeadToast's Camwhore for Future Directories.
APW: Hop Louie
My Painting Ate Me - The Importance Of Gender Specification
Transformers: A Modest Review By A Modest Geek
Shlongy's 2007 Uber Directory Review (With Camwhore)
Awake I dream
APW: Sarah Mensinga
APW: So I found this tapestry...
Well the whole US of A thing was always just a big experiment anyway
Best Venn Diagram EVER.
My Mom is My Aunt & My Brother is My Cousin & My Sister is my Neice ??!!??!
The Eagle and the Wolf: Acceptable Loses
The 2007 UberDirectory
I Can Handle a Certain Amount of "Cultural Integration," But THIS Has Crossed The Line
I Can Handle a Certain Amount of "Cultural Integration," But THIS Has Crossed The Line
test - last one - don't bother opening.
test - don't bother opening.
What American foriegn Policy SHOULD be
4 Things Harry Potter Needs
4 things Harry Potter needs....
4 things Harry Potter needs....
What should REALLY happen in the 6th HARRY POTTER film
I don't look 'tardy, but I feel 'tardy.
Round 1 Results/Round 2 Match-Ups
Junk Mail: Part II
camel toe for all!!!!!
Rate Your Movie Frachise!
(honey, at the crossroads now
Life is what happens to you when you’re busy making other plans – John Lennon
Life is what happens to you when you’re busy making other plans – John Lennon
Zombie Armageddon: The beginning
Misconceptions of Racism and Slavery
Who Saw The Movie Transformers?
RPM - Apple Cider glazed porkchops and Sweet Potato-Andouille Hash
Waiting in Line
The Endgame
Jaheesus!
ZPT: I Like Bandwagons ...
What a Bunch of B-Listers
She's My Little Slave
She's My Little Wave
ZPT: Please, no bandwagon!
Blasphemy, ZPT bandwagon-ish
ZPT: Please, no bandwagon!
ZPT: Please, no bandwagons.
Do It Again
Creepy
first post kill all the tards
Addison Island
The Girl, The Grail, The End (Part Three of Three)
Impeach Bush!
injustice
The Strange Cowboy
Tuesday
A Zoo Story
Below everthing & On everything.
2 Minute Story: Mr. Webber’s Nipples
RPM-To Help With Ebolamays Recipe
RPM - Best Cookies Ever
RPM: A Glass of Jizz
G0 CHlCAG0 RUSH W00!!! KEEL DEM FAGGY L.A. AVENGERS...
RPM Cookies... No-one has done Cookies yet??
-2 all u want pricks, this was so ironically funny I HAD to link it for u.
RPM - Mom's Homemade Potato Salad
RPM - Tuna Pears (+ OBLIGATORY RAPE)
Thinking & seeing with your heart.
"It's bullet proof, man."
Are you ready for that?
Can We Get Some Reality TV, Please?
RPM: 15 years post-college fare
Wonder Years
Mischa Barton's Depp crush
RPM - Boblobla Pulls His Meat
Rape.
RPM The Easiest Meal
Are there acronyms for every day now?
RPM - Some Great Summertime Road Trip Recipes
RPM: hot stuff..............srsly
RPM: Lean Pockets
RPM: College Student Gourmet
RPM: For the Poor/Single
The Prodigal Son Returns
Round 1 Contents
Hey You! Wanna Learn How To Be A Dumbass?
Potato and Potato Skin (entry #2)
Potato and Potato Skin (entry #1)
Underwear (Boxers, Panties, etc.) and What's in Them (entry #2)
Underwear (Boxers, Panties, etc.) and What's in Them (entry #1)
RPM - Soups On, Bitches.
RPM: Chicken with a bang
How to Stand On Your Rights Against Overzealous Police
RPM - JoeyG's Red Hot Molten Lava Chernobyl-o-Chilli
Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk.
Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk.
The Adventures Of Snookums P1
Pre Ubersite Vs. Post Ubersite, a comparison...
The Jalopy, Part I
Mirror and Reflection (entry #2)
Mirror and Reflection (entry #1)
Table and Chair (entry #2)
Table and Chair (entry #1)
Oven and Heat (entry #2)
Oven and Heat (entry #1)
How to gang bang a kindergarten teacher
Misconceptions of my penis: I’ve broken my wife again.
The Game of Life
You know what I want to say.
Men get fucked in this department...
Ron Paul...Now With 500% More Money
quarry quandary
Uncool Banning Offense, the SONG
I thought this was very accurate.
signs bandwagon: pointing out the obvious
Into Korea's Mountains (with paragraph breaks)
Into Korea's Mountains
No Content: I have Simpsons Stuff.
Masked
I fucked a walrus
Mamma had a baby and his head popped off...
Signs that require captions.
As far as you are concerned, there is no message 109927
Yet Another Detective Story
I have been decieved, the TV lied to me...
The South Will Rise Again!
Synonyms
Sign (me up for the bandwagon)
Signs I Seen
Woman Politics: The Drama-Case and the Douchebag. NSFW
You want a sign? I'll give you a sign.
why
a long sleepless dream #25
Joyce Hotel
For those ladies doing the walk of shame this Saturday morning...
For those ladies doing the walk of shame this Saturday morning...
Signs, signs, everywhere the signs
Hey Baby, Cody Likes Peanut Butter!
Nighttime Thoughts a Month Later
homesick city
TGPF = Totally Gay Post Friday
GPF - People do still steal stereos.....
TGPF = Totally Gay Post Friday
My Nuberpost: Now with more Rape!
The Terminator!
GPF : Wal-Mart Strip : *NSFW*
Random: Five Question Friday
GPF Man Boob Tastic!
The Adventures of the Sherlock Holmes Club: The Case of the Golden Trophy
GPF - Footage From Chris Benoit Death Tape
link-able GIF
GPF : Chuck The Fuck Up
GPF: Stereo Picture
GPF - I haven't got a clever title, so just have a good Friday and a great weekend, y'all.
Anyone know any guitar tab sites left online?
There are 10 kinds of people in the world......
GPF - Classic Movie Fusion
GPF - Waiting
Random Conversations for a Friday.
Truth or Dare: LOTR Style.
I got really pissed at a myspace survey and this happened, and I don't know why.
An Ode to Glasgow Airport Disaster (in Scottish )
Radio
No rights in america? What the fuck? July 4th the worst day...
exciting new uber contest! win the chance to bare shandy's children!
The Chuck Palahniuk Kit
SPT - Whoa whoa whoa!
exposed - the granny / urban youth cover up
Things you see in a Brasilian Hospital
Thought Bubbles
SPT: The Gods And The Giants Got Mad At Me And Knocked Me Off My Pterodactyl
Black Snake Moaaaaaannnn (a SPT movie review)
OathMeal's Mum Bakes a Cake
(SPT) - 10 points - a painting.
Unrelated Title: People In Bamboo Houses Shouldn't Throw Pandas
SPT: National Celebrations
SPT-What the Fuck
SPT: The Grim Reaper
turns out, I’m a complete prude – who knew
Airport Literature: Drawing a Crowd, Black Flaps, Movies vs Real Life
The Commoner
SPT - How fast can you run?
SPT - How fast can you run?
SPT - Camwhore with BOOBS!
Cheating at Solitaire.
SPT - 10 pts w/ a painting
The Eagle and the Wolf
Haha kids these days!!
SPT - 10 pts w/ a painting
UK Smoking Ban
I Need A Womanly-Type Perspective On A Matter Of Delicacy. Please.
The Lion, The Witch and The Tide of Low Quality User Created Content
Those paintings, you know the ones
Trickle
SPT: The deadliest of all deadlies with bonus comic
SPT - 10 pts w/ a painting
Van
I'm Bored, So I'm Just Gonna Post Some Random Crap
SPT: America vs. Glasgow.
Happy Fourth
So Did Any Canadians Celebrate Canada Day?
independence day
independence day
(eh) PW - The Water Pump
I'm going to chase that feeling. Fourth of July.
Happy 4th of July
APW - Because THIS is a piece of fucking art
From Autumn To Ashes
WTF are you listening to? A cry for help on APW
I will lick the tits of satan-
Happy Birfday 'Merica!
apw
APW: now we can't even touch it, afraid it'll fall apart
cheating at solitaire
The Sins of Red Lobster
APW: UgrASS
APW: Ugress.
12 random mini quasi rants in the back of my mind (along with other things)
I don't know why anyone hasn't said this yet but...
Charminglybeef's Night on the Town!!!
I need help.
Amon Tobin Concert Review
I don't know why anyone hasn't said this yet but... (NSFW)
I don't know why anyone hasn't said this yet, but....
APW - Imunme (slight NSFW)
I <3 Rob
Junk Mail
I'm looking for a girl who will do what ever the fuck, I say every day she be givin it up
How To Make Proper Water
To: Oathmeal...
RPM-Because your recipes are gay..at best
RPM - Eggs Florentine
I'm Sorry, man.
G.I. Joeeeeeee
Cheating
Cheating
Cancel My Subscription
Are you comfortable?
We're all in Georgia, so fuckin' BRING IT, PUSSIES
First Post: Round and Round
K-fox retransmisson of 'Allyabazz' + additional bullshit commercial
lets all just take a moment....
Lots of absurdity but no splendid. A tale of Uber.
detox rox?
How Big My Penis Is (Safe for Work, Photo is linked)
Berty returns to his home away from home
How to make proper mac and cheeze.
Presidential Candidates' Site Rankings Make For Interesting Comparisons
A Rather Splendid & Absurd Tale of Uberland
who has the fat tony alter
Practical application of multiple experiences teachings, or Racism?
Allan Ginsberg ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
But a Few of My Favourite Things
Webcam Sluts / Internet Scams
RPM - Tonight's dinner
song lyrics
I'm Back, Bitches!!
Have you come to the realization yet?
To: Ubersite
Looking Through the Microscope
RPM - Double Baked Mac-n-Cheese
Internet Etiquette
Shut The Fuck Up, Donny
lT BEGlNS.....
it's been three years and all i have to show for it is a bunch of imaginary friends and a collection of drivel
About.com and my Wife Are Conspiring to Kill Me
Dear Oathmeal....
RPM-Monkey Bread
Whorage of the links
Step back from the Edge
RPM - I don't cook, but she does
One sad fuck
Turns out I don’t really know my parents all that well (yawn – no really this is boring and I’m going to post it anyway because I don’t have sense enough not to)
To: Shinji
RPM - Most Important Meal of the Day!
Google........ is God?
Birfday remix
To: OathMeal
HighVoltage900, Please Dismantle your Fort and Come Out for Your Birthday Cake
So your loved one is a Time Traveller...
RPM - Food For Guys
Number 4
How I Create a TTOM Comic
Fuck Centerfolds.
Shandythedog and the 13 year old Boy - a new concept in ubersite short story competitions
Merlinas Recipe Post Monday – Two for the Price of One!!!
This Story Sucks Almost As Much As This Site Does
Freddy Got Fingered
Does Anybody Know Somebody Hiring Bartenders?
Non-American Football Fucked Me Over, and Over, and Over Again
I HATE Hitwhoring Commercials!
While all of you dicks have been sat on ubersite.....
I love sundays with camwhore
Singing Dancing Meat
How do you know when a midget is on her period?
its sandy out here.
TAFFY F0R All
Epistolary Writing Contest: Round 1 Bracket and Meet The Judges
Fail
oh yeah
you wanna know something stupid
i <3 Caul.
i <3 Caul.
I love Ubersite.
Gaunt
Random Camwhore.
I hate Steve'sJob
Charlie Goes To Candy Mountain!
Big Ole Rack (SFW)
Big Ol' Rack (SFW)
I hate Steve Jobs
A poem I wrote...
Dad
The Necklace... (for EmoJean)
White Rabbit
Will SOMEONE please, ANYBODY, do something ineresting on this godforsaken relic of a website
I left you behind...(ex bestfriends can fuck off)
I left you behind...(ex bestfriends can fuck off)
The Guardians- Chapter 1
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (excerpt)
Big Ol' Rack (SFW)
save your breath
morning again?
TTOM Horror Theatre Presents: Rancid Hat Will Never Die
crow
I hate Ubersite
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Strength Greater Still
GPF - The Essence of Ubersite
GPF- its friday and things are good
SGPF (nswf ish) I told you... twice today. I really just don't give a fuck.
Things that fucking irk me (LPF)
GPF - Bring that weak shit!......Whoops!
GPF : Perv Duck
GPF - Scammers are out of control.
Blind Discrimination
My Attitude.
Tom Cruise: Deranged Midget.
Because its Quiet, Because I Want To, Because I can . . . The Failed London Bomb This Morning... OR How Gordon Brown Gets To Prove He is Tough On Terror!
GPF - Workin' overtime
GPF: You see what you get when you fuck people!?!
There's no such thing...
GPF: Pussy
That Which is Within
GPF - Everybody Deserves A Drink!
Exclusive Joakim Noah Draft Day Picture
hummers are weak little pussy cars
The Lietenant Dan-o-saurus jumps the shark
woo i finished my last exam today
Hey I Need To Delete A Post
Fuck Vonage! How to Reduce Your VOIP Phone Bill
I made a GIF!
Why the Muslims will NEVER take Israel...
Brief thoughts on Chris Benoit
old souls
f!
Burn In Hell: Chris Benoit
I Hate To Bore You With This Again But...
Epistolary Writing Contest: Final Information, Rules and General Operations
Uber Hate-O-Meter
Lamest Front Page in the History of the Chicago Sun Times...
WD-40 (spt)
My War (kinda SPT)
Dear God I made it.
In Her Memory I Do This.. vol 1
Advertising Techniques: Sex Sells
Careful how you tell your 13yr old to break up with her 24yr old boyfriend...
SPT - Things that are pissing me off lately
Are you experienced?
SIP - Suicide Is Painless
SPT - Another 10 Pt Rambling (*NSFW*)
Freshen Up For Da Laydeez!
The Lieutennant Dan-o-saurus strikes again
is bart strangling ubersite: the victimisation of Dr Pussy
Number 3
Number 3
Snakes, the VFW, C-130 flights, and Tequila- Lessons Learned
Former child stars who got HOT
Former child stars who got HOT
You British Bastards
A Day in the Life of...
I took a dump outside once...
Lyric Contest: Born Slippy
alieNATION
Skateboarding
Perfec.t (nsfw text if you're a virgin or angry at the world)
10 things, hahaha
I'm a twisted pervert - Peeping Tom
APW - Beer
one man's trash (mine)
Games
APW: Who says an album cover cant be art?
A review of Hannibal Rising, a novel I had long anticipated. (From a lifelong Thomas Harris fan who considers every earlier Harris novel a modern classic worth the long wait betwen books.)
Is this a request?
APW: Michael Parkes
Sincerity vs. Truth
Hens and Justice
Dogs and Love
Kittens and Death.
APW: Masters of Songwriting: Tom Waits
Bloody Sunday
Eeek! Guy likes tight jeans!
This Is My Release... **
Is This Considered Art? APW?
How to Get a Huge Raise, a Lot More Responsibility, and Your Own Team of Programmers
APW: Texas Art n' Stuff. (NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Snowflake
APW: Texas Art n' Stuff.
I Farted On My Collegue
I Eated A Butter
Dear ETS,
We have all met one!
APW - Alphonse Mucha
News just in: Some fucker screwed up the end of the month.
Why Her?
is penis size a factor in the reckless driving of youth?
Epistolary Practice piece
The One Thing the French got Right.
Abuse of power? It is just a perk of the job
ATTN: Austrailian Uber Users!!! I'm coming to your country! PLEASE PARTY WITH ME!!
Soups ON, Bitches. (or, this shit is driving me nuts!)
On Loneliness (Warning: Emo)
Vacation time for Steak
Driving Through the Snow in Jozi – For Me. Really Long. Really Pointless. But For Me.
She waits
Mineta Reiterates 9/11 Commission Testimony
Enter the Colonel
White Trash Under the Tuscan Sun
My Juliet
I’m sitting in a meeting right now and have absolutely no idea what is going on.
Plagerism? I didn't think it was THAT good!
so... you have something to say, do you?
Epistolary Writing Contest - More Information, Sign Up Deadline and More
Sage Francis: Runaways
So I think these people hate the blues
EyeBALL Camwhore--NO COntENT
Want to earn a quick $100 for reading ubersite?
Uber Caption Contest: A response to ih8u2man
The Village Fayre
The Intruder (slight NSFW pic)
Airport Literature: The Lie
Number 2
R.I.P. Chris Benoit
So You've Got A Tattoo Huh? (NSFWish)
Paris Hilton.... (I know, I know..Who Gives a Shit!)
Encrypted file-sharing!
Discussion topic
st-jean backlash.
The Rich Fisherman
FIRED - Liberdad! (part 1)
Please...stop
Electric shock syndrome? A god among men?
Priests rub me the wrong way
The world ate some bad fish and our existence is just a shitty side effect, like gas or hair loss.
Cowboy Story
Eat Crow
RIP Chris Benoit
RIP Chris Benoit
Prairie Grass
The Tinfoil Fortress (2 of 2)
Fat = Stupid? Maybe Just Hopeful.
Something that I don't think you've seen before
Tokyo: Revelations and Observations
I always knew NFL players were pussies......
Pfft, rolemodels, who needs 'em...
Anus- A hard hitting tale of sphincter abuse
Moolie will be home tomorrow!
You win God, I'm done fighting, I GIVE UP
We Don't Need Any Of That There Science Shit
bloody mary
Lou Pearlman Arrested, Headed Back to U.S.
Until Death Us Do Part.
Acts Of War
Hole
Roommates
It's a Hitchers Tale..........
Bit of help? To do with a girl, funnily enough.
Male Bonding Is Fine, And I'm Comfortable With My Sexuality, So Why Am I Afraid To Use The Toilet?
UBER, HELP! I'm In Grave Danger and I Fear For My Life!
School Sucks, But At Least I'm Gettin' Laid
What a man looks like after accidental buttseckz
Color Blind Discrimnation... Nintendo = Fascists
There's wrong with assisted suicide, let 'em die if they want to. Cmon people.
wanderlust
Fire, school and why the hell am I not expelled. Part 1.
Number 1
Brain Freeze.
Fun in a shitty bar in southern Kentucky
After The Fall Of 2012- The Complete Story With Alternate Ending
Regarding Redneck Neighbors
..... Don't Vote for Ron Paul .....
Titty response to the challenge *NSFW*
Probably old news
The catalytic reduction of iron into sulphur using newtonian dialysis
Starlight In Her Eyes
Daniel (Graphic Violence)
Epistolary Contest Entry
funny convo with smarterchild
Ubersite's First Annual Epistolary Essay Contest
Bubbly Bath. My Day Begins.
I choose to be happy....
The Pulse
To all you lovely uber-ladies out there: Want a piece of Fungah? Now's your chance.
Never Alone
To My Fellow Edmontonians
Bound In Blood
Like a Yellow Cable.
Re submittal of my last post if this doesnt work im gonna go out into the field and shoot myself ok? Thank you
Arthropod 101
funeral attendance...good idea?
The Tower of Google
The Tower of Google
When the Cat’s Away, the Mouse will be as Lame as Ever, but will, Nevertheless, Continue to Have Fun
Nice ass Bun B when I met him at the source awards....
I am leaving!
Life Lessons: Star Wars
Is video-game addiction a mental disorder?
CIA Coming Around? I Doubt It.
GPF - The Coolest Sci-Fi TeeVee show evar!
The Moment it Hits You
The Moment It Hits You.
We can now end GPF because The Coolest, Most Interesting gif ever has been discovered.
The Deal of a Lifetime
GPF Friday: Conspiracy
GPF - Is anyone else still at work? I think everyone went home already. I missed the Memo. (possibly slightly nsfw)
The Moment It Hits You
SGPF (nsfw) Anna Kournikova Shows Her Pussy
THE weekend, to rock my socks.
Deer
Facts
Millie!
GPF: Mother's Milk?
The little boy that lives down the street
*NSFW* Find A Better Pair of Suckables, I Dare Ya *NSFW*
GPF - "Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."
Deep sea organisms
Philosophy Majors: Too Much Learning or just Douchetards?
The Past Two Years
Count Down
More on Niggers
Random: Five Question Friday
Stop and Listen
Stop and Listen
Stop and Listen
Will Zone on MTV tonight and Immediately tells the World.
EXPERlMA lS MA BlTCH
fuck Jeff Foxworthy. He is a pedaphile
Meta-Cow 2.0 (Beta)
Enough
As Long As It Doesn't Taste Like You've Just Eaten Kellogs With Crayola Brand Milk. Now with 100% More Purple Taste
how to get everyone mad at you
Ranting from an average guy
sorry
SPT - Freak of Nature
The truth about the numbers 666
Re: Good Writing Pls - The Shatner/Sagan Incident
im bored
Animal Cruelty, Children and Bad People - Another Tiger Rant
SPT - 10 Point Ramblings
Re: Good Writing Pls
SPT - That Old Woman Next Door
The Children Of Iraq
SPT: "Bored with reading about ghey AIDS and but secks?" Not Really!
After The Fall Of 2012- Final Entry
Help a UberLurker/Wannabe UberUser and his buddies out...
Thou Shalt Not Jump the Shark (SPT)
Killer Sand, Killer BMWs, and Two Dead Naked People.
Name That STD (A Brand New Disgusting Game With No Content and Plenty of -2's)--SPT
100 Greatest movies, a list I disagree with.
Don't drink my orange juice.
Simpson's* movie*
bomb terroists
SPT: I Found Squattail A New Toy
Okay, New Rule: Eight Movie Sub Genres That Can Shrivel and Die For All I Care
All the evidence one would need for proving any conspiracy.
Visit Today!
SPT - A Real Legend
Evicting a Predator
Lyric Contest OR I cant think of a post so i'll join the bandwagon
Fucking Niggers Ruining this great Country
SPT - Fuck you Denny's!!
Lyrics Contest - The Great Below
goodnight
We're given the privilege of persective. What do we do with it?
Do you know what the fuck I'm talking about?
I'm not finding any of these lyrics posts interesting....I'd go through and rate them all (95% -2s), but I can't be bothered.
Lyrics Contest - Judith
mind your own fucking business
Lyrics
10 things
Eternal fleas and time traveling chickens
Lyrics Bandwagon? Oh Come ON - Hippy Music HAS to Win!!!
Lyrics Bandwagon? Oh Come ON - Hippy Music HAS to Win!!!
Why I hate Life
Lyrics Thing
Not another clinton!
Ironic Lyrics
The satisfying "Fuck" (the word)
Beautiful Monster
After The Fall Of 2012- Nineteenth Entry
More Lyrics..Yes ! More...No Really
How to get an alien
Lyrics Bandwagon Double Feature From The Hip
They want to kill my dog!!!!!!! HELP!
i agree
Jesus Christ You People Are Retards
Lyrics (and My First Bandwagon)
Hide and Go Poop?
Lyric Contest
Lyrics Contest
Lyrics? I can paste that...
LYRIX: Neutral Milk Hotel
APW: Masters of Songwriting: Biz Markie
Lyrik Kontest
lyrics contest: Aquabats
Sico's Lyrics Contest
Lyrics Contest
Fuck Germany
Lyrics Contest
APW: Masters of Songwriting: Bob Dylan
It's Lyric time
Lyric Contest
sico's lyric contest
Wrath
Lyrics Contest
Lyrics Contest
Sico's Lyric Contest - Cash
Lyrics Contest
Lyrics Contest EL-P
Lyrics Contest
Anyone know this band from Maryland that FUCKING ROCK YOUR SOCKS?
Sico's Lyrics Bandwagon... er... Contest: Blue October
For Your Consideration
Awkward Picture Post Wednesday (APPW)
Good Writing Pls
Matias Klarwein - Art Post Wednesday
Japanese schoolgirls, porn and where the two meet.
Lyrics Contest - 90'S THROWBACK!!!
Lyrics competition - We Will Make Everything... METAL! (Repost... You can guess why)
Lyrics competition - We Will Make Everything... METAL!
The BOSH Man! Posts MUSIC LYRICS!!
Sico's Contest: I Like Music.
Lyric thingy.
Best Lyrics- Everybody else, might as well give up
Lyrics Contest
Lyrics Contest - Counting Crows
Lyrics Contest
FUCK Ron Paul or How to Piss Off ETS
New Girl. (Irvine Welsh Would Kill Me)
Television, raising our kids since '93
Bestest Lyrics Thingy Run By Sico-Whatshisname
Best Lyrics Contest
Best Lyrics? I got 'em.
Best Lyrics Contest
Music Lyrics Contest
S.I. Co. 's Best Music Lyrics Ever Contest
The Dimensionaut - pt2
Greed
Your Grandma Might Be Al-Qaeda !!
APW: Jorge Rodriguez-Gerada
I Met Her at Alcoholics Anonymous
Randomness. Mild.
If There is No Sound in a Vacuum.....
Where do you draw the line?
love poem #73
Lap Dogs (Nsfw image at bottom of post)
Lap Dogs
daily senryu
Kaos is a racist cop?!?!
- everybody on über sucks at photography -
name association
Uber Caption Contest
SPT: Familiarity
I Think Mexico Just Got Out of National Debt -or- I'm In The Wrong Profession
My Adventure to Best Buy -or- Taking Adolescents to School
F.Y.I. Ipod Play List So Far
The Middle of Nowhere
Ever seen Scooby Doo crowd surf? Report from Bonnaroo
The Boy without a Spacebar
The Dangers of Firefighting--A Tribute To Growers
Hey Beano! I found it and will collect my 50 +2's Now
The Dimensionaut
It's SFW
Clintons, Bushs, The CIA, Cocaine, and Murder
Career Change
Something happened on the beach (part 1)
Eogs and Alteregos - OR - Sometimes I wish the Sun Would Explode
Me and My Pepsi Bottle.... HUH???
Answers to Lifes Greatest Questions family style
Answers to Life's Greatest Questions family style
Proper Conduct
Why I recommend WWIII
Farewell For Now, awesome_face!
shunyata
An open letter to the united states government and its affiliates
I didn't know caves like that existed!
Airport Literature : Introduction
Getting Darko's Ratings Back: TRH Edition
http://www.ubersite.com/m/10933
Do attractive people know less?
Lions
Answers to Life's Greatest Questions
Hypocritical History
Getting Darko's Ratings Back Since 2007
I will be on the news today!!
Missing Maddie's parents to record duet with Bono
Lets play spot the plane. No really.. lets do it.
A very special episode of "AQUAMAN & The Amazing Barbel Fish"
Piece of The Pie
Bias in the news? Say it ain't so!
Loaded Comments.
The ultimate squish
Girls VS Girls (a pure hitwhore poll)
Stoopid Fish.
Teh Hotness: Teh Resurrection
Help me kill myself :D
Rules are for the weak!
Life Lessons: Women and 'Being the Nice Guy'
My Adventure to Best Buy -or- Taking Adolescents To School
London Zoo - A Disturbing (And Occasionally Dull) Insight Into Animal Life
Coincidence?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Is there a logical contradiction between our Ideals of Goodness, and all the starving children?
An Open Letter To M. Night Shyamalan
Turning Japanese? Sadly....no.
Being Matchstick Man
Fuck yer Ribs, DA BEAN Wil swallow yer soul and make u go Blind, Bitch
The Orbit Room: or how I broke two ribs.
I mustn't run away! (+ camwhore)
My taste of hell.
Squirrel army invades Germany
Along for the Ride
How You Know You're Modern And Pathetic
The Armada Of Sensation - pt5
Nerd Wars: End Game
SGPF (nsfw) Late AGAIN
The Future Of War
Shit -House Gossip
I think we might be fucked......
Proof that not only am I a pussy, but an idiot to boot.
Our dearly departed
TheTruth.com is right
Hey, it's the old dude!
Seriously, .BMP's are Allowed
Ubersite Now Accepts .BMP Format
After The Fall Of 2012- Eighteenth Entry
After The Fall Of 2012- Eighteenth Entry
It's a minimum wage job. What did I expect?
Southern Comfort Proof
Summer's Proof
Finding War
Gee, Thanks…
Gee, Thanks…
GPF: Moment of Zen
Hassan Chop!
Hey Caul You Cunt - Translate this for me.
GPF: Ow. (NSFW if your boss is a nazi)
GPF: Good ole Japan.
Random: Five Question Friday
The Child Sex Taboo: is it rational? A Rebuttal
Looking Up
GPF: Whoops!
GPF. Evidently there's a bunch of stuff I just don't understand.
The Child Sex Taboo: is it rational?
GPF : Belgian Dance
Good Advice From Doctors!
Kick Prints, A Stamp Of Permanence
GPF: Bang!
Gay Bomb!!
PoMHF - Black & White Bush Adventures
Office life; like pond life, just without the slime
GPF: My first, and my last.
The Armada Of Sensation - pt4
GPF: Chunk Will Destroy You
GPF: This is the best GPF ever...... seriously
TTOM: A Hate Post
Spurs 07 Champs
I forgot what I was copying, and I refuse to read it.
Exhaustion
Kitorak: Fall of an Empire
I forgot what I was typing, and I refuse to read it.
If the government knew how to make a good PSA...
I feel the need
I quit my job today - was that a good call?
Rap=Disco, and Will be Popular in France 30 Years From Now
Re: UCSBguy
3 Chords 2 Late and 1 Shlongy; OR How to Make An Ass Out of Yourself on SPT
On The Off Beat
Unban Sicosemen
What I Have Learned By Thirty (and a half)
Schlongy is Kenny G
After The Fall Of 2012- Seventeenth Entry
Shlongy=Freddy Krueger, Foolproof, and hutbythesun, Redskies analysis
SPT: Amazon.com Employees are Pussies
no1hasdis Went Down to Georgia...
strippers are dead inside
A long time's passing.
The son of a Preacher Man
I'll Rip off Your Testicles, Chew On Them, And Spit Them Out
How to void your warranty
Uber - help me before I do something really bad
SPT - I made up a joke! AND IT'S FUCKING FUNNY!
Direction of Change (Part 2)
Working Together - The Ultimate Way To Destroy Morale And Crush Team Spirit
Cheesesteak And Ass
The Armada Of Sensation - pt3
IRS/Federal Income Taxes Unlawful? Why should we support Ed and Elain Brown?
Motivational Posters For Gamers : Be Motivated, Nerd
Help me with my futuorz!
lol, so my mom'z likez: omg Sam, you're covered in shit <3 soOOooO I'm all: NO I'm not mom! lol
Okay, I get it...
duhhh, 10 things
Helpful Energy Saving Tips
I can't wait to find out how many people hate Texas
Mashups!
http://www.createaustin.com
Horrible person?
Shlongy's G spot is swollen and tender
NSFW.... Is your bitch whoring around??
Bohemians? In the street?!
Shit You Should Know
40 to 45. Let's keep it going, shall we?
Worlds Biggest Tongue
APW: I'm So Gay That I Shit Rainbow Coated Rainbows
APW - A Streetcar Named Desire
You are a human and think you know what matters at all
RIP Mr. Wizard
Lik I know; or give a fuck.
Like I know; or really give a fuck
Hey french canadians, listen up!
RIP: Mr Wizard
RIP: Mr. Wizard (Don Herbert)
The Mother of All Evil: Women
johnny and sid - profitable merchandising
johnny and sid - profitable merchandising
APW - Beauty In Bed (slight NSFW)
Any Age You Are, You Know This One Thing
Name the N00b – whore, blow job, gash, cocksucker, jism
Y0U ARE .05 M0NTHS AND Y0U THlNK Y0U KN0W WHAT lTS LlKE T0 BE A BULLET lN a MACHlNE GUN!!!!!!!!!! FUCK U Y0U D0NT.....
You Are Twenty One and Think You Know These Things...
101 in the ninth...
The Apes Were Better
40's of High Life and Cavs
noodles
breath whisper soul
A fun new peenos game!
You are Three and Think You Know These Things:
23 to 40, an addendum to kaos-kings post
Approaching the Dirty Thirty (or more useless knowledge passed off to the younger generation)
Submit a message
God?
Camwhore from Afghanistan
Islamberg, NY
This child will be abused!
rob_berg and O present: He For God In Her
I always knew it wasn't that big a deal
Why is Al Sharpton famous? Does this mean Paris Hilton is a nigger?
New Testament - The Gathering
The Crazy Chicken
Donkey shows
It's been 5 years... wow.
Gl3
The flight of the giant piece of corn
Implications of Knowledge
Is It Not Enough That You Beat The Shit Out Of Me?
Moving Boat Illusion (repost *Now with more Bold, More Italic and more Moving Boat*)
Moving Boat Illusion
How to do three important things.
Black Units Sortie
Religion: The Mother of All Lies
God?
Tables and Cigarettes
God?
23 to 30: Rebuttal to Ghola
Wemon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"A working man's backbone"
I'm not an alcoholic, I just crush easily on bartenders
Human Cloning
a game of dice
US Arsenal : Gay Bomb
Cool Dude of History
Eyeballed: Episode 9 - Eyes On Drugs (TTOM Guest Comic)
A Little Story
My WWIII prediction
So, you're 30 ? What have you figured out?
LPM: I bought a truck... (camwhore!)*
You are Twenty-Three and Think You Know These Things:
An Inconvenient Banana : A Mind-Shattering Documentary of Revolutionary Power (that the big Banana industry doesn't want you to see.)
Stabilized GIF of "Bigfoot" movie.
News at 11
My Buffet Experience, or, Will This Look Good On My Resume?
WTF? The Sopranos ending sucked (spoiler warning)
My Buffet Experience, or, Will This Look Good On My Resume?
If there isn't an open bar what's the point?
If there isn't an open bar, what's the point?
ETS = AJ from the sopranos
McCluster and the case of the Lavender Lady pt 5
Hellmans Whacko Mayo Ad !
FCC Schooled by Court.
The Hitchers World........
An open invitation - meet me at Bonnaroo!!
Everlasting Night (Part Six)
Is This Worth $175.00 USD ?
My Zoo
My Circus
The Week Needs An Eighth Day.
Newest Weird Invention
Did Anyone Else Feel Ripped Off After The Last Episode Of The Sopranos?
ZOMG HAi UBER FRENZ!!1 ^____^
Just because I can...shit post monday...
The Slab
TTOM Goodness
You've done it this time Uber. Way to go, jerks.
guitar improv #2 (now with 100% more .mp3)
I know nobody probably cares but: My photography
I know nobody probably cares but: My Photography
I'm feeling depressed
The Ballad of Rob Berg
That's what.
I'm drunk. So what?
How They Are Funnies, or, I dont have a title for this so I am stealing one from Dave Eggers.
the half face in dreams of the green parrot.
" New force headed to Iraq"
"Gimmie a Beer"
They're everywhere now......
the scent of stale urine is actually quite pleasant
Bored?
gone mad?
MOP Saturday! (Monkey Orgy Post)
MOP Saturday! (Monkey Orgy Post)
Defense Breach
EiEiO(Propaganda)
The Pencil
The Ban!!
Camwhore of the shameless variety
BUY CHEAP Tramadol ONLINE.
Get In Mah Belly
Get In Mah Belly!
Why does everybody hate Paris Hilton? JEALOUSY!
10 things
10 things
Neocon Bullshit - For ETS's Consideration
I now know how "alters" are created!
Debilitating Lame Gas
Your Favorite Alter's Favorite Alter: I'm Back, Bitches!
GPF - Street Fighter Mario
And the award for Ugliest Camwhore goes to...
And the award for Ugliest Camwhore goes to...
The Vixen Killers
ebay sucks
We're not ready for Round 5, which I guess makes last night the 100th flash in an all too familiar pan.
Attention: Women
? h ? i ?/? t ? h ? e ? r ? e ? end transmission
Sheep
nsfw - gpf - drink your milk
NSFW GPF Binoculars or Magnifying Glass
For the love of a traitor pt 2
Can You Guess Which Are Blonde? NSFWish
Execution Dayz 2007
Blood Cocoa? WTF?
More Sex, Rape, Vagina, and Penis in a Post Than Ever Before!
When I Was Young, Taking a Shit, Uberdirectory Camwhore Fiesta
Feel Good Fridays: Robots In Disguise
Paris Hilton's Early Release Slammed By L.A. City Attorney.
GPF - Death by Rabbit Squad
I'm Still Drunk
Sexy GPF NSFW? Who cares
GPF: Castle Illusion
Never Learn
Harsh lesson learnt when setting fire to a manic Golliwog
ETS vs. Neo-con Writer: FamilySecurityMatters.org Writer Schooled on Military Industiral Complex, History
apollo 88 is dead!
Daddy's Guns
I have no idea what dat today is.
The Un-Hold Up
MURDER FIGHT: Part 12
For the love of a traitor pt 1
PWT Quote of the Week
Fool...
SPT - A Strong Sense of Britishness
SPT-Yer gonna poke out my eye
I need a long, long break from Ubersite.
SPT> Fuck Sponsoring Children OR Why I'm Glad I Don't Have Shitty Dating Judgement Anymore
Greatest News Article Evar!
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad needs to be treated like Saddam Hussein.
SPT : Everybody Looks Like A Cunt Who Did Something Stupid That He Is Never Going To Be Able To Live Down Thanks To The Wonder Of The Internet. (NO CONTENT AT ALL).
Gin + Shrek 3
SPT : Everybody Looks Like A Cunt Who Did Something Stupid That He Is Never Going To Be Able To Live Down Thanks To The Wonder Of The Internet. (NO CONTENT AT ALL).
Sewer drownings, shitty verse and O Rly Dogs (SPT flea market)
SPT: Shit
SPT - Survival of the Fittest
The Illiad for the Really Hard of Thinking
If I kill someone, I am gonna make sure I get Paris Hiltons lawyer to defend me... (SPT Rant)
The Iliad for Dummies <AND> My 401K Update
Self Realization
naked pictures of a sexy male robot
SPT - Gotta love them genius kids
Project Search and Destroy
Uberdirectory Camwhore
Sounds of Summer: Grownasskid's Guide to BBQ Music
Camwhore
Camwhore
i want a moustach like this
Take 5 Seconds To Do Something Fairly Good.
So Fresh, So Clean (The Early Years)
Looks Like I'm Stuck
Hail Mary
Why there's a Big 'Keep Out' sign in Heaven that's meant for me...
The Entire Internet. Two Users. One Unspeakable Love.
THe futer
Arrested for asking a question
SPT - 2007 Stanley Cup
I CRAVE VENGEANCE (spt)
My message for Thorpe
APW - Monk.e
The different types of women, and how to have sex with them.
wanderer by trade
Never Forget - V.S.F. (Very Short Fiction)
I'm Convinced My Accountant Is A Sex Offender
CHUCK NORRIS Vs. STEVEN SEGAL!
MURDER FIGHT: Part 11
rob_berg and O present - APW: Phil and Error (Written All Over His Face)
Thanks, Uber.
Uberdirectory Camwhore
Uberdirectory camwhore
And yet again, more photography
Organized Racism Gave Me a Promotion!
It's demon possession.
Why Males Love Video Games…
Uberdirectory Camwhore
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, the moment you have all been waiting for. Thats right, I, Boblobla, CAMWHORE.
Vegas Baby, Vegas!! (APW)
Queer Dude in the Water
Attention Uber-Wimminz: Sure fire way to put a smile on your face and a spring in your step - severe priapism
pictures of you naked (nsfw)
I'm Taking Dano To Tenerife. Hilarity Will Now Ensue.
Today's Comic.
Negativity
Three Blocks.
Apparently Buying a Digital Camera Turns You Into a Tard
Apparently Buying a Digital Camera Turns You Into a Tard
APW: Waterfalls
Die Vereinigung
Boom Chicka Wah Wah. Funny Axe Commercial!
Uberdirectory Update – Who is Playing, Last Rounds, and ‘To Do Or Not To Do’.
At the Side of the Road.
Advice...
Negativity
Angels Part 2 and Ending
"The Night was Young."
Competitive Advertising is Getting a Bit Ridiculous...
Gamers, Artists, and People with Eyes: Suggestions Please
Republican Debate Tonight...Will They Attack Ron Paul or Ignore Him?
The Armada Of Sensation - pt2
The Armada Of Sensation - pt2
Ubercon Toronto/Twin Cities
APB (All Points Bulletin, for you Retards): Missing Hair, Please Report Any Sightings Immediately
Why wouldn't ETA end the ceasefire?
-2ing an Alter is pointless.
Everlasting Night (Part 5)
crysis tech demo leak download (2.7gb)
Slamming the Door - A Retro Challenge
A Guide to Negativity
Nobody's Perfect
MURDER FIGHT: Part 10 (End)
For my next trick - a shit post.
A Guide to Being Positive for Ubersite
Five en Francais
Five
Five
Ubersite: poisoning my life since 2003.
I am bored with the Internet
God is....
Direction of Change (Part 1)
Paris Hilton and Me!
What's the difference between....
The Breaking Point
20 Reasons Why I Wish Optimus Prime Was My Dad
Aspartame Onions Keep Rice Fresh
For the Virgins: A Guide to Un-Hooking Bras.
Ron Paul's Giant Pet Goose Egg-Bombs Washington!!!
My Crotch Smelt Of Roquefort
Maybe the horse could play for the Bengals....
MURDER FIGHT: Part 9
Simon L and Brett ARE GAY
Come play with my Longfellow
If You Can't Keep It In Your Pants.....
I can’t think of a title. Maybe I’ll come back later and put one in.
I'm The Best Looking Guy On Ubersite.
I'm The Best Looking Guy On Ubersite.
Show host has one thing on her mind: The contestant's huge rack
Fucking Monkeys
R.I.P. Soprano Family. (and finale predictions)
The Armada Of Sensation
Tinfoil Lance Bass
Fuck You, GM
Anyone here speak French?
I'm Mother Fucking Mensa Level and I'm Better and Smarter Than All of You
So all those teachers got Ray wrong
Hell's Point
camwhore for uberdirectory
Summer Rain
We're Drifting, the Land of the Brave and the Home of the Free...
Poseur with a U
Ron Paul to Appear MONDAY on The Daily Show with John Stewart
Almost Said It
Disclaimer
I am worth more than one million dollars!!
One Thing That Girls Can Do
Who is this and why?
Hung Up In Love
Round like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel - Uberdirectory
Evolution
Happy Days
MURDER FIGHT: Part 8
Frosty float
Super Action Infused Adventure with Vitamin BEE!
Random Song Post Saturday
Don't litter you fucking pig!
the fourth and final self portrait
Jiggles
The most motivating post of all time!
I cant spell butt... true story
Because it's the weekend and I'm too drunk to write...
bet you never guessed this
GPF (Saturday version)
Something different
Tourette's Post Saturday/Pig's in Zen
City Lights on a Foggy Night
Slowly
Campaign Finance FUN! Giuliani's Mob Connections, Murdoch's Support of Hillary, and much much more.
GPF: Captain Chunk!
GPF: UFC Owns You
TRUE FACTS: Volume Two
I just lost 40 lbs. OR Don't read if you're eating
The Stink of Money
MURDER FIGHT: Part 7
US Military forces have captured the sister of Khalid Sheik Mohammed
SPF: Scot Post Friday -or- aaaaaand it's dead.
My hero
Buboes
Bets on Ron Paul...Anyone?
Welcome home Dr. Kevorkian
Pic of my dog in rare form
project search and destroy
Cross This Here Line, I Dare Ya
Everyone Looks Like Someone Famous - Adamdidit2U
Random: One Question Friday
My Top Ten Console RPG End Bosses
Be careful what you post here
Random: Five Question Friday
NWO: Requiem For The Empire
Jack's Back, Baby!
ATTENTlON UBERSlTE MUSlClANS and General Musical Congregation
Sexy Raul
Dear Ubersite;
Still Alive...
Speaker for the Dead (And Chlamydia)
My slightly long attempt at flash fiction
Did Anybody See the Cavs-Pistons Game?
Lesbians and Gentlemen: Miss Emily Scott (NSFW)
super sexxxy camwhorez...
I've been gone a long, long time
Murder Fight: Part 6
I've been gone a long, long time
School admission is "horseshit" fuck cali'
School admission is
Uberdirectory Camwhore
SPT: Scot Post Tuesday
SPT - Scot Post Thursday
SPT - Scot Post Thursday
Goddamnit! SPT
SPT: Scot Post Thursday
SPT: Scot Post Thursday
SPT: Scot Post Thursday
SPT: Scot Post Thursday
I won't be held responsible for what happens
SPT: Well, Ubersite, It Looks Like They Found You Out
SPT: Scot Post Thursday
SPT: Scot Post Thursday
Moo SPT
Superhero Confessions
SPT-Scot Post Thursday
SPT - Scot Post Thursday
SPT - Scot Post Thursday
SPT - Scot Post Thursday
Mélissa Theuriau
Media's Claims To Health Benefits/Detriments
Don't Fuck With a Man's Chili Sauce
life in a nutshell.
E.C. (Equestrian Crying)
Uberdirectory 2007: My Ugly Mug Updated
Amazing Advances in Technology
Nigger Please and the Word Ups
Uber directory camwhore- repost.
Uberdirectory Camwhore - plus random Shaz
Uber Dungaree Camwhore, plus an extra funky jumper and im not ginger either....
Uberdirectory Camwhore
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip
SPT, NSFW, Azn-style
my attempt at teh flash fiction
self portrait 3
MURDER FIGHT: Part 5
Bored of Uber
The Welcomed Scent Of A Night Out (rework)
APW: I hope this works but it probably won't
Our last talk......
Guitar improv
Dear Ann
Fuck not with my Muffin Happiness
A Burst Of Super Happy A+ Internet Love
FGT: Feel Good Thursday - Lucky
Coke
My Hate Gun
My Hate Gun
Night (A poem)
We Know Where You Live!: David Rockefeller Confronted About His New World Order Cheerleading
"Hey, easy there...you really don't wanna do this." (flash fiction)
Maine
Badass Bands #2 - Against Me!
APW: "Beautiful Graffiti"
Gay flag at the U.N. Gay History month & general gay bashing.
APW : Pregnancy
Uberdirectory Camwhore
Things We Wish We Had
APW: Persian Carpets (large graphic)
APW: Dr. Seuss
shlongy's home address and ph. #
Everlasting Night (Part 4)
APW: The Birth of The Orgasmatron
The Drooling Soap Opera
5 Things that make me *weep*
I Love You, Method
An Atypical Invitation
Just Some Art - APW
I fucking hate mosquitoes...
APW: The Zimmers
Who has the Fat Tony Alter?
The Story of Terry Avenue
The Samaritan
Picture of me for the Uberdirectory
uberdirectory camwhore
How to Sell Beauty Products to Women
Breast Appreciation Week! (potentially NSFW as a judgement call)
I was not ginger
Bill Maher/Ron Paul 2008 coverage here! Register Republican and vote for the "right candidate"!
Eating
Picker Upper
Uberdirectory (no content)
An Army Of Whispers
Superman n' Friends Wallpaper
ITT you laugh you lose
Habit vs. Habitual, Ep. 1
Habit vs. Habitual, Ep. 1
Camwhore From The Womb
Uberdirectory
My Trip to London...
Flash Fuction
Attn: Ottawa. This just in from Anaheim.
Attn: Ottawa. This just in from Anaheim
Ron Paul News: CNN Coverage and YouTube Support Explodes
Uberdirectory camwhore
UberCamwhore Directory, or, Let the Abuse Begin
self portrait 2
My First Time
(repost) Would you leave the Game?
Would you leave the game?
OMG I want to be a whore too!!!! Uberdirectory
Measure this, you little Canadian Bitch! (nsfw)
Tango to Meet Yoou
Camwhore for directory (NSFW)
Forget Me Not
Camwhore for directory
Camwhore for directory
UberDirectory Camwhore
Owch!
MURDER FIGHT: Part 4
Removing Other Post That Removed Other Post From Front Page - for you Arcanis
Removing Other Post From Front Page
Funny Shit!
lurkerdirectory camwhore
Dragonstone IV
where do NASCAR drivers pee? plus, uberdirectory pic
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lol with me
Gone Fishing, Won't Be Back Until You've Fucked Off
excuse me
Why Don't You Like Me?!?!
Senior Citizens - Plague of the Pavement
Time to camwhore it up
Why Don't You Like Me?!?!
Drinking Buddies
Alright...Enough already. Shlongy's in for the Directory
Hoi Polloi
Moving day, "Bumper-hunting" and my luck with cars continues (plus uberdirectory camwhore)
Moving day, Bumperhunting and my luck with cars continues (plus uberdirectory camwhore)
Black Widow - Flash(esque), Ghola(esque) Fiction
I fucking got shot!!! Camwhore for proof.
Midnight Drive
Rock, Paper, Scissors
Me and my Squeeze - Uberdirectory candid-cam (we like monkey-sex)
Some Pictures of My Balls
Great read into the mind of an autistic/asberger's/savant person
My top 5 videogames of all time
Consider it Crafted
Punk'd: The Fucked Up Edition
We All Go To Hell
Uberdirectory 2007 Camwhore + Bonus Cartoon
An Attempt at a Serious Comic Book Article... (NSFW)
Trash
MURDER FIGHT: Part 3
GPF- The Emo Orange
GPF - Camwhore, as inspired by Beano
I Am Suing Google For One Million Dollars And A Buck 50 Canadian
ubersite is cock full of rampant retards, part III
Uberdirectory 07
Uberdirectory pic, this time not friggin huge
Uberdirectory entry
Uberdirectory camwhore
SGPF - Weekend Joyfulness Brought To You By Beano
Sexy Road Map!
GPF: I loves teh wkkend wooo!!!! YOU DIES WKKDays
Uberdirectory pic 07
How Randomly Weird
Random: Five Question Friday
I got a letter...
let's try this again
Angels Part 2
Hi. Ubersite is a serious writers' forum.
Got your towel?
Interactive UBERDIRECTORY: A or B, You Choose Motherbitches
It's Friday - a good day for MILF
GPF: The X Files.
GPF - Dayum that be some good chicken!
Do you think Jesus jerked off often/ + Uberdirectory camwhore!
superior GIF
GPF - History for Today's Children Part 2: WW2, The Game
GPF - If You See This Guy...
391981 to 1
Uberdirectory Cam-Ho' mo'fakka - Still here (and still queer.... as in strange... not gay... but not like not happy... just odd... agghh...)
Uberdirectory 07 camwhore
Merlina Camwhore for the Uberdirectory thingy
More Reviews that Deserve +2's (+ Urbandictionary Cumwhore)
Star Wars celebration 4
uberdirectory 07
Uber Directory Camwhore
Camwhore: I'm never shaving again.
Uberdirectory Camwhore: NOW WITH 25% MORE HAJI!
Uberdirectory camwhore (cause I don't do it enough...)
There's still a long way to go.
its no big deal if you're wrong
Why my grandfather hated cigarettes
How I kill people
a fat ass waste of time
Click it or Ticket scam + a NSFW link
Uberdirectory Camwhoreish thingie
God is....
self portrait
Oh that just sucks. Now I'm pissed.
Uberdirectory Camwhore 07
SPT - Everybody Looks Like Somebody Famous
Uber Directory Camwhoreingnessisms.
Little Brown Birds
uber directory camwhore
YAYY!!! I'm in the Uberdirectory!!! YAYYY!!
i ejaculated on my son's head (nsfw)
SPT: How Things Work - The Government of the United States of America
The BOSH Man! IS GONNA NEED TO START RECYCLING POST TITLES BECAUSE I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS! CONSIDER THIS THE CONTENT OF MY POST! UBER DIRECTORY EXTRAVAGANZA!!
My first dead body
Candid Camwhore!
Siren's photographic prostitution- Circa 2007.
Uberdirectory Camwhore - Corporate America FTW
Uberdirectory Cam-whore + (bonus 'ho')
2007 Directory Camwhore: This time with 100% more chin!
Uberdirectory Camwhore
They have finally got it right... (SPTish)
Uberdirectory Camwhore Etcetera
Ooh La La SPT
Uberdirectory Camwhore 07
Ron Paul Discussed on "The View", Loose Change Producers Preempted by Bush Speech
Dorky camwhore (for the directory, *resized*) and the first disappointing installment of TRUE STORY
Dorky camwhore (for the directory) and the first disappointing installment of TRUE STORY
Uberdirectory Camwhore 07
to all who want to know why i am called buters
Uberdirectory Camwhore
Uberdirectory Camwhore
MURDER FIGHT: Part 2
Top 10 Scariest Things to Ruin my Childhood
Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Fuckscrews, or "Get your entitlement gene off my planet!"
Uberdirectory Camwhore
spt - everybody looks like someone famous: noonie edition
I've Lost My Leg....Shitcamwhorepostthursday
Same Old, Same Old
Strange Holes in Space
Uberdirectory Camwhore
The Worst Bishop in Christendom
SPT - Everybody Looks Like Somebody Famous: Poet Edition
Everlasting Night (Part 3)
My Entry
My Entry To The Uber Directory : Be Warned, I've Matured A Bit Since I Last Uploaded My Picture
Poetry is gay,,,unless there's a Stratocaster involved
Allow me to Uberdirect myself to your nucleus accumbens (VROOOOOOOOM)
UberDirectory Camwhore W/ Ramblings
UberDirectory Camwhore W/ Ramblings
Real Camwhore for Uberdirectory
Uberdirectory Submission (NSFW'ish)
Uberdirectory - in all my glory
Camwhore For Uberdirectory '07 - A Pic Of Me With My Hot Neighbors
Photo for the Directory
Only one person can save Ubersite! (SPT)
Tupac Resurrected
*solo*
Uberdirectory 2007 - Bring Your Face
AC Milan 2 - 1 Liverpool
Today I have decided is feel damn good and happy about yourself day
Seriously, what has happened?
Seriously, what happened here?
So apparently conspiracy nutjobs are a "Target Market" now...
MS Paint: Just foolin around with paint...
The "News" has reached an all time low
I'm totally out of the loop
Read the below concerning the new entries into the animals of Uber. (This will be SPT by the time you read this.)
uberpalooza 07 (changed lyrics)
I used + and - way too much in this article.
My friend is a fucking loser. She doesn't like you Fatty!!!
Things a Woman Should Not Do After the Age of 30
Things a Man Should Never Do After the Age of 30
Dog Walking... Is NOT for Bitches
I used + and - way too much in this article.
Man Busted While Drunk Driving in Wheelchair
Bart I want you
Name that Conspiracy #1
Ubapalooza Updates
Even More Photography
Mr. Rodgers was a pot head.
I came naked, wet and screaming
The History of The Goat : Part One
HATEMADNESS: Bart and Lemming Lackeys
Animals that are awesome V2.0 - Underwater Tigers
Paris Tokes it Up!
Normal Service is Resumed
Bundle of nerves
Beano Camwhore - Cos I'm So Pretty (repost)
Beano Camwhore - Cos I'm So Pretty (repost)
Broken Key-Broken Car
Beano Camwhore - Cos I'm So Pretty
APW: Surrealists
Anybody Got Ice
The Game
That's all, folks, nothing to see here...
Shit Post Everyday™- lolcat # 3.86 x 10^80
Better than the 'Best news ever' - POINT BREAK 2!!1!
Reasons to get in shape
Fuck the Cable Guy
even though i have recently recovered from my sex obsession, when i make my son a ham sandwhich i still often feel sordid
End it Now and We'll All Be Happy!
The Deal (Warning, mildly long)
MURDER FIGHT: Part 1
We're a lot more alike than we think
GOP Leader Backs Down on His "Ban Ron Paul" Rhetoric and other Ron Paul Campaign News
...from the sidelines:
The Increasingly Insulting Role of Gender on Television
HateMadness - Round ll
LolPepperz
Winnie the Pooh is a pot head! Rabbit is his dealer!
Posting just to piss _One_ person off
Latest Edition of the Uber Caption Contest: 2 bears in a hot tub
Fateful Journey
Best News Ever : Rambo...FOUR!
I love this picture
My confession of animal cruelty :(
Ubapalooza 07
I figured them out
Non-reality
I love you
Love Songs
25 Reasons Why I Am Moving To Tibet To Become A Goat
I actually felt myself getting dumber for hearing this.
Everlasting Night (Part 2)
Forget What You Thought You Knew About Africa
It's Champions League Final Eve......
I Pooped Myself!!!!!
I Pooped Myself!!!!!
Both -Cides: A Revision
Trippy tree
Dear Desolate Misanthrope/ D.A.M/ ampersand/ whoever you are.
Hatemadness: Ubersite
i have recently liberated myself from sexual obsession, but nevertheless would like to go on a sex tour to japan
Pocahontas, Playboy, and Mormons
El Monumento Mundial del Amor
Good Today, Bad Tomorrow
Fart
For You Consideration...
Witness to racisim. It's fucking ugly. No really.
lolcat - WAY overdue
Book Release Party
WW2 map of europe gif
Egghead!
Proof That ChaosJester Is a Faggot Retard: (hahahahahaha)
Not Just A Pretty Face. Book.
Everlasting Night
Not Just A Pretty Face. Book.
Sorry chaps i know you've been desperately wating for the 4 days to go post
Shuffle
What is the most average thing you've ever masturbated to?
RE: Everyone with an opinion
Just Playing (flash fiction)
Stupid
Stupid
When Militaries Attack...
Eyes
Image 004
The top 3 places in the world I want to visit (NSFW)
Introducing... MADNESS MADNESS!
Lip Service
Lip Service
Book Fight
Blast From the Past: The Gulf War, More Evidence that Doesn't Add Up
To Run Blindly.
Dearest Uber,
Wow...that's good....
Wow...that's good....
Wow...that's good....
Wow...that's good....
Wow...that's good....
Wow...that's good....
Wow...that's good....
Wow...that's good....
...but you do have to admit
Dearest Uber ...
You’re a Fucking Liar, Mr. Giuliani
LOLcat - Entertainment edition
Is It Just Me Or Is Filthy A Fucking Proper Vile CUNT?
Dearest Uber...
Dearest Uber...
Dearest Uber,
"$10/hr is not enough for this job"; or "every other day enemas and my left breast"
Cocktails and Broken Hearts
Computers are the devil...
HateMadness - Adamdidit2u
GPF: NSFW or During Meals
I normally hate sports but . . .
I normally hate sports but . . .
i love...
Dearest Uber,
Quest for Drunkenesssss
Ye likes to bet high
GPF - Illusion
one for your dartboard shlongy
Forgotten TV Sidekicks!
GPF: The Home Stretch
Ampersand!=Desolate Misanthrope
Inserting a brain would be helpful
HATEMADNESS: Orgasmatron (probably NSFW, if you work for mormons)
McDonald's Pushes The Limit!
GPF - Looky at the panda!
Hatemadness: Scourge
Love...
Cat's out of the bag, people. Come - be educated.
Salvation.
Hatemadness: BLITZKREIG_BOB
Sexy Apple
Dumpster Dwellers & Decayed Chicken For Freedom
"Velvet On The Inside" - (NSFW Audio)
HateMadness - Hilarity-Ensues With My Foot Up Your Ass Bitch.
I Am Offended By Affirmative Action
Hatemadness® - Thorpe, Imo keel joo until you die from it
Yeah, I know it's too late for SPT, but I figured, "What the Hell?"
5 days to go..... 5 european cups won....coincidence?????
SGPF (nsfw) Staying on the Arse Theme.
anal penetration
Hatemadness: Nothing's Foolproof... or Foolproof is nothing.. meh. Can't bring myself to care.
HateMadness: The wrath of Drogo falls on SkrapMetal
GPF: BULLZWNED!1one1! Episode 2: This Time its Personal
GPF: VanDamme-age!
GPF: Saddam Hussein
HateMadness: ATTN ROB_BERG
HateMadness: Apollo88, You Pussy Bitch
Feel Good Fridays: Clicky Click Delight
whoever you are...
Things I have learnt in just one week.
go
To You Know Who
What the Hell is Wrong with the Right?
Hatemadness: COMountain
SPT - If This Is What It's Like Being Old, Then Bring On The Senile Dementia
Dragon's Breath
GOP Leadership Calling for Ron Paul to be Barred from Future Debates
Reduce your time on uber to just a few keystrokes
Hatemadness: I tried, by I can't hate Forensicgirl!
Naked Lady
Batting - Flash Fiction
Re: SPT - My Testicles Just Farted
SPT - LoveMadness: All
Hatemadness - Everyone
Hatemadness - Maioroiano or something like that, you hairy homo.
SPT - My Testicles Just Farted
SPT - Do you like my Hat? (Last Bandwagon out of Saigon)
Hatemadness: Crystle. Here's your list, bitch!
kid's say the funniest things!
SPT - I'm Poopin'!
The correlation between silicates and carbons. (SPT)
Bandwagon Jesus Ü MotaFÜka's !
Getting out of a speeding ticket.
I'm new
Hatemadness: GnarlsBarkley
The Addict Sister
I need the name of a post....
Adamdidit2u, the only man emotionally decimated omg to liek the 500 millionth degreez
HateMadness: Darko
hello
6 days to go......
HateMadness 2: Director/PokeyPecker/EbolaMay/ThatIsMyStapler
HateMadness: Sicosemen
HateMadness: Drogoroch
Last Day in Baltimore, II
Aint that a bitch
If This Is What It's Like Being Old, Then Bring On The Senile Dementia
Orgasmatron, 500 million other men emotionally decimated
Happy Thursday
In order to be able to work correctly; one must have ones posterior placed on a comfortable cushion.
Hatemadness: Oathmeal
Things that cannot be done without looking Ghey.
Requiem Aeternam and Jerry Falwell
cut off your dick
Tony Hart and Andi Peters
Be Fashionable, And Not Dead. All At Once!
SPT - Best Photo Ever.
SPT - Pictures of men getting punched in the face
I Stopped Calling Because I Hoped You Were Dead And I Didn't Want to Dash My Hopes
Environmentalist Propaganda
151 or My Ambitious Attempt at Mad Science which will Inevitably Fail Horribly
Oh boys. Oh girls. Oh cuntywuntywunties......
Shlongy cam whore request
Jerry Falwell - RIP? I think not
Jebus?
And now for something completely random
The First Time I Got Pulled Over…
HateMadness - Circe is a dirty pig fucker!
I carry it with me (flash fiction)
An Illustrated history of Man: (I am better then cavemen)
The Tinfoil Fortress (1)
Can You Blame Him? (Warning: Jessica Alba and a boner)
APW: Albrecht Durer
Is This A Cube?
What to post about?
Last Day in Baltimore
Photo Question For Back Of Book
HateMadness - Round I
A reply to ETS as to that 2nd place finish, explaining the media bias
APW: Spring
Let a Smile be your Umbrella
Fatal Attraction OR Why Some Need Prescription Medication
Okay - we've all been hearing about the 'power of the internet'....
Ninjas vs. Al Sharpton
APW Driftwood Horses
Yet another asinine conspiracy theory
Electro Finger
APW: Another Miracle of Nature, NO DOUBT!
Why are YOU on Uber?
The Gym Sucks. Help Me
Polish Casino
Don't Pump Gas May 15th?
Hurty....HELP
APW: Darkbuster: The 3 Tenors of Punk.
People piss me off sometimes...
Oathmeal Penis in a Sock Post ??
HateMadness : Warm up: iddqd
i FEFUSE to drink my own shit
Where the fuck is Al "da nigga" Sharpton now? (Oprah racist comments)
Where the fuck is Al "da niga
Ron Paul Places 2nd in Fox Poll, but is Again Openly Railroaded by the Establishment
State patrol plane
ATTN: Ubersite
Fiction for people who watch TV and read the gossip. Peppered with pop culture references and Meta Awareness for your protection.
Living a lie...?
In Memory of Jerry Falwell
Where we are right now.
Goodbye Uber.
2nd Republican Presidential Debate on Fox at 8 Central
NSFW You better buy gas today you dirty little slut
My Greatest Hits CD
Alright Uber, for my next trick...
Why Are You On Über?
R.I.P. Jerry Fallswell
RIP Jerry Falwell
In Memory of Jerry Falwell
Hey Bart...
RIP Jerry Falwell
Thanks Ubersite...
Reserving my spot in hell
HateMadness
Contemplation: How to Change a Life (NSFW?)
Complete freedom is free falling 7000 feet in less than 40 seconds
super Double Happy ARROW CAT GOLF!!!
Minutes to Midnight
Why I hate Republicans
What Are People Chewing on These Days?
Misunderstood
I want to rip off his nuts, fry 'em up really golden-like and make him choke on them
How Is This Possible?
Don't Think About It. Just Go "Oooh, Clever, Pretty."
Hey, It could happen...
Bart's Game: Episode 5
Ninjas v Pirates: The rape.
If I were rich enough to quit....
Bart Bart and His Fit Mom Getting it on...(Completely Werk Safe!!!)
We're Baaaaaack!
Fuck most of you!
Maltese, let's have a discussion. A fireside chat, if you will.
This is Spencer and I have hacked Maltese's account!
The messages at 4chan disappear after about a half an hour or so, don't reply and it'll go away
Maltese, come down from the ledge, you're being a total faggot
Why?
Somebody get this kid a helmet, as he clearly does not know how to use the internet.
Maltese, you are a cuntblister and I hope you die
Why Are You On Über?
ATTN GHEY MENZ, i mean, Lurkers and n00bs
Reprise: "Uber Poll: Dog, No Dog, or Undecided?", or Just a Fucking Asshole?
Uber Poll: Dog, No Dog, or Undecided?
Mister True went to see the FBI guy.
Misadventures in Pubic Hair Removal: A How-To Guide
Super Awesome Plan to be Trendy in June
A Joke and a Game for u all to Enjoy...HUUGG
If You Were Rich Enough, Would You Stop Working?
Kevin Sorbo Says: (With More Content)
Lost Sheep - Finale
Oh Bart, You Little Curmudgeon!
Your mom
Is it to be possibility of come back into country now?
Uber Poll: God, No God, or Undecided?
Cindy Salsa
later, ubersite.
Dont Get Gas May 15th
BeautifulAlone
Uber Photoshop Tennis: A 2007 Collaboration
Ultimate MS Paint, da joos get involved DUN DUN DUN
MS Paint
why can't the fucking cunts on Prison Break wear disguises?
MS paint Art Collaboration
Anyone Have A Happy Mothers Day? (nsfw)
Eulogy (repost)
Eulogy
MS paint Art Collaboration
Yet Another Internet Thesis on Why Kirk is Gay (NSFW Humor)
Soundtrack of my depression...
Do you like my hat?
The Second Ever Ubersite MS Paint Art Collaboration Of 2007
Coyote
The Tennis Racket
Do you like my DAT?
Do you like my bat?
Which Do You Prefer? My Hat, My Limp Wrist, or My Gimpy Friend?
Do you like my hat?
Do you like my hat?
Do you like my arse.... I mean Hat? (nsfw)
Debilitating Gas
Do you like my hat (repost with bonus camwhore)
The incandescent light bulb,
The incandescent light bulb,
Do you like my hat?
Look at my fucking hat!
I feel dirty bandwagoning . . .
Hmmm.....Oatmeal?
No, I do not like your hat.
Why Dogs Aren't Allowed At The Museum
Joo u leik my hat?
Haha! I beg your pardon, do you like my hat?
Do you like my hat?
Do you like my hat?
Do you like my facemask?
Do You Like My Hat? (NSFW)
Excuse Me, Good Sir......
Do You Like My Hat? A Guide For Confused White People.
Do you like my hat?
Do You Like My Hat?
Dost Thou Like My Hat?
Camwhore - It's about time......
Do You Like My Hat?
Do you like MY hat?
Teeth.
I do not appear to be related to famous American gunfighter Ben Thompson...
Do you like my hat?
Who puts the FUN in FUNeral?
I've not actually cooked my steak yet but i'm going to...
Tony Is Retiring
Tis the Season....
Stickers
17 start of jury trial datesa derailed by corrupt judgees and prosecuters
Corrupt judge and prosecutor caught in act at my rigged prop 36 revocation hearing.
Random, Fun and Semi-Useless Fact Friday!
Gif Post Friday: Cylon Cat
GPF: BULLZWNED!1one1!
RIP Susie Derkins, you Filthy Irish Mudblood
SGPF - It's Friday Mofo's!!! (nsfw)
Lost Sheep - Part Two
Non-Animated Gif Post Friday!
I Need The Name Of A Song
A great day for democracy!
Fuck St. Patrick's Day: The Diary of a Binge Drinker
Random: Five Question Friday - GPF
Paris Hilton's short sentence
In love with a juggalo
In love with a juggalo
Y Helo Thar Buttsecks!?
GPF: This one requires some effort on your part
Dimensia is Contagious
Chance Abandoment of Acquiescence
GPF: Bjork jumps the band wagon
GPF: For PFF
fuck you all
GPF: Sexy sexy.
GPF: Yes. Yes. I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density. I mean... your destiny
EN:GPF: Spin City
GPF - Christopher don't be Walken...
STranGE haPPenninGS
I made Shepherds Pie today
SPT : Catfish, Shaving Cream and a Bottle of Piss.
"THERE’S A DOUBT IN MY MIND (BUT ONLY ONE, AND IT’S SMALL) AS TO THE VALIDITY AND ABSOLUTE (AS WELL AS ABSTRACT) TRUTHFULNESS OF MY ARGUMENTS AND BELIEFS REGARDING ALL THINGS EXISTENT AND NOT" by CATAL
Best Game Ever
Twice the Fiber!!!
.....and GO!
Boobies
SPT: Sweet tat, man
GoGoGo!
Hay guys, am i doin it rite? (SPT)
How Have the Media Turned Me Into a Conservative? Ron Paul, Fox News, Steven Colbert, John Stewart, and Keith Olberman
My Chemical Romance!
SPT- I need glasses
I almost wiped out a kid yesterday on my way home from work.
SPT: Chink Stink - An Inquiry
SPT - My Personal Experiences with LIGHTNING BOLT (Live RPGs)
A Hatch For Anonymous Dropoff of Unwanted Babies
SPT - LOLGodz get Olde Skool
Canada, please, for every one's sake, STFU
SPT - Nice tits (nsfw)
3 Things I Love About Summer - SPT
SPT Marathon Poll
SPT - I'm Speechless
SUPA: SUPA's off, bitches
SPT - Absolutely Pointless Ramblings
SPT: Lost Sheep
Victory
SPT: Dear World of Warcraft, Please Get a Grip
Uberabusers of the wide world please help!
Angels
why ubersite sucks
SPT: Found Jesus?
Starving from Hunger
A waste of human life.
SPT: Lmao
The Elvis That Men Do
Be happy!
Three Cars, Two Jobs, And A Bear
Dumb Bitch
Matrix
I came as soon as I heard
Ode to Ubersite...
Sectarian abuse
if POST.text = "" then goto ErrPost Else post.submit end if end function
Lurkers can be artistic too... sometimes
APW - Redheads Again (SFW)
APW: The Elvis Men Do
Terrorists FTW?
APW (not really) More photograph
This Isn't What It Looks Like
APW - After Sagan: Afternoon Delight
Decisions....
Evidence Linking Cylons to 9/11 Declassified!
Anyone here speak Italian?
APW- Anyone up for some Sagan in the afternoon?
Myspace
APW: Ferromagnetic Fluid
Faith Healer
everyone is an asshole
Anyone got life figured out yet?
APW: Lightning
Who is your favorite male porn star?
Putin the Pedophile
beats the problem
Messiahnex
Messihanex
APW - Fridge Magnet Edition (repost with apologies to your eyes)
Turning Philosophical Thought into a Career + pics from Peachtree Road
Memes, Uber style (nsfw)
Memes, Uber style.
APW: Derek Riggs.
APW - Fridge Magnet Edition
Perfect From Now On (Part 1)
A Retort (Reds, I'm looking at you.)
Show Me Your 'BOX' Art - Post - Wednesday
APW: (nsfw-ish)They only want you when you're seventeen
Figure IT Out, Bitches: Edition 3, 258-200-232-32-175//&//Open Uber Casting Call
Just Stop It. It's Pointless, Irritating, & Means Jack In The Eyes of the Law.
Man 'Flu is not a joke
The Evils That Men Do (Part 2)
Evidence Linking Israelis to 9/11 Classified?
Great moments in bad babysitting!
Hi. My name is cindy and i love to stick franfurters up my cunt.
SUPA Finals: I Heard the Owl Call My Name
This New Dawn (nsfw?)
Forget the GGazongas, I make Gene Simmons jealous!
Life Observations That Will Blow Your Mind.
Home is where the heart is. And where the bed vibrates.
Har Har Socialized Medicine!
Corporate Free...
Why can't I own a bear?
I am a rapist. nsfw
Cute 22 F
May 15th is “Don’t Pump Gas Day!”
Request from your friendly banker
Kevin Sorbo Says:
At the end of the day...there is lemon poppy seed poundcake...
What a Way to Go
Still MORE proof that the American Government is OUT of it's collective mind (lack of any intelligent content, it IS the US after all)
I found your Bible
The Rapist Checklist - nsfw
The Most Ridiculous Song In The World.
The Most Ridiculous Song In The World.
i knew i'd seen frank the bear before...
Figure IT Out, Bitches: Edition 2, 343-143-342-387-330// & //PAGING GRANDFATHER SHLONGY FOR A QUESTION
Sunset on The Cresent Moon - Ending !
SUPA Final Round: "A Past Divine"
The Laws of Robotics
I'm making hotdogs
Spiderman 3 Questions:
The Trooper
Spring time finally!
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Happy Birthday to Me
I've Had Enough - It isn't Terrorists that are atacking our way of life its our Government.
Can I Play With Madness?
Ghostly Encounter
Cinco de Mayo is FUN
LOLZKAT am i too late guys!!!?!??!
At the end of the day...there is lemon poppy seed poundcake...
Spider Man Supervillain Origin Stories... In Real Life
hello uber - a brief introduction
Who in their right mind?
Car Anyone?
Brett Hull can kiss my ass.
response to first post
niggers
The Evils That Men Do...
Forboding Post Monday
Figure IT Out, Bitches: Edition 1, 239-151-345-303-86
MLMT - Snakes On A Plane
LOcal Fatass gros a Mustache....
Local Favorite Will Zone gets interviewed about being on Cable TV
Garageband, The Monotony Breaker-
Here's to you, A.
SNL: The Best of Jimmy Fallon and Chris Kattan
Boobs and Bar Fights (Take 2)
Boobs and Bar Fights
Escape
A double standard
Inappropriately Touched by an Angel
French Election: Sark Wins!
Bill Gates is the Anti-Christ Theory
Oscar De La Hoya was fucking robbed
Social Responsibility and the #52
Here lies the brother
amazing discovery and etc...
LOL rolf KATZZZZZ!
I Am Unaware of Alcohol!
Volume
A Hallucination
LOLCat: Redux
dsaifkldasjfkljdsakfjkdsja;lfjkasdjf fuck titles dfalsjkljsljafsdakljfsdklfjsd
LOL Dogz!!1
LOLCat: give it a rest
A very important message
LOLCat: Never Let A Bandwagon Die!
Star Wars without Objectives can't be Won
Wars without Objectives can't be Won
lolcat contest (repost)
lolcat bandwagon (repost)
lolcat bandwagon (repost)
LOLCat & a Har Har Rabbit
I'm bored with playing nice.
Gender differences in reaction to odiferous stimuli
Shlongy's Nighmare Revealed: the real reason hes a Bitter Washed Up Nobody
Suggestions to improve America sports:
L0LL3Rk@tz!11!
It's Friday! Party With Me To Folkore Music!
Lolcat...I'm gonna get -2'd for this
[Camwhore] One pretty good and one awesome reason to dress like a Secret Service agent.
GPF: The Obama Question
Get Ready for Four More Years of Republican Presidency
L0LSTEKAtZ!
Gah.
lolcatz-i don't think i did this right but i don't care
Finish This Story..
LOL-CAT: Marsupial and Monotreme Edition PLUZ BONUZ!
hello uber (first post)
GPF - Have a Great Cinco de Mayo Everyone
WTF - bart
lolcatz...uber oops!!
Razor Endorses A Republican Candidate (WTF?!?)
Mr. Wilson Gets His Freak On
FF: 1810's
Monkeys With Guns
SGPF - Its Friday! Woo!.... (nswf?)
This can't be true!
LOL katz
Would you buy a house where someone had been murdered?
Lolcat...you tell THAT man that he's the jam in my jelly roll! Oooooooh!
GPF: Old-fashioned girl-on-girl action
Lolcat
more q for z i
Random: Five Question Friday
a q 4 z ai
Lolcat - Better one in the head than...
LOL-cat
lol cat gangsta-style
Dear Stripper Woman, (I'm Not A Stalker)
GPF - The Only Thing She Actually Deserved From The Divorce Settlement
nsfw - remember the dogs?
LolCat: The Filthy Slut Edition.
GPF - The Only Thing She Actually Deseved From The Divorce Settlement
GPF: Illustrated History Of Scientology, it good yah
GPF: Hope it works
Feel Good Fridays: Bring The Light.
Feel Good Fridays: Bring The Light.
GPF: Knock Knock
Sunset on The Cresent Moon - Part Four
My Tribute to Kaos-King...
Ron Paul TROUNCES Opponents in GOP Debate...Yet Gets Almost ZERO Face Time
LOLcat: My Hero?
Bladeraver (pt60)
LOLcat
lolcat - tastes like...
lolpussy
Lolcat: 300 edition
LolCat - Whooo!!!
LolCat: Can I Has UR Attn?
Fuck it most of these aren't cats but enjoy
How I found...LolCat?
Lolcat submission
My first post; my first orgasm
Dramatized version of one of the most offensive things ever to come out of my mouth...
Lolcat - Someone had to do it eventually edition
Lolcat?
Lolcat contest: Where's MY Academy Award, Buttmunches?!
Lolcat
Ubercontest- LolCat: Incest Edition
Ubercontest: Create A Lolcat
Lolcat: I'm such an asshole
Lolcat.
Ubercontest: Create A Lolcat
Ubercontest: Create A Lolcat
The Largest Maze in the World (WARNING: Your browser might freeze)
Bladeraver (pt59)
Jesus had Two Daddies (SPT)
How We Could Have Won in Vietnam (and Possible Solutions for Iraq)
Bullshit: A Few Words on Bilingualism in Canada
Cracking the HD-DVD Code: A Comment on the Evolution of Popular Trends in Technology and Culture
SPT: Play Hard...Don't get shot...camwhore...
SPT- How much is your mom worth?
Sleep Sold By The Dream
SPT- Man up, for shit's sake!
SPT - Toxic Frog, Bitch
SPT - Toxic Frog, Bitch
So... who lives near me? (With Bonus Material!)
SUPA: Final Round Matchup
ATTN: Stagger Lee and all the other manc glory hunters.
heroin addicted chihuahuas
The Diamondback Rap
Women, What's The Weirdest Thing You've Put in Your Pussy/Snatch/Cunt/Twat/Hole/Wombat Hider? SPT
shitty pink floyd covers suck balls
Maggie & Me
Maggie & Me
Sunset on The Cresent Moon - Part Three
SPT: Bristol City
How I found my God
Basketball and Creationism: Both Legit?
So...do you know what your 'War-Face' looks like?
If Yer Hoe Only Know, that She was Gettin FUCKED on da Seventh Flo...
my trip to the beach, or: ooh! there’s my shirt
Uberland Part 1
depression photo
Rush: "Snakes and Arrows" One word Review
Super Special Post for BLITZKRIEG_BOB (SPT)
APW : Raft of the medusa
Let's try this again shall we?
APW - Yep. Another babe. But this one is black!
Marie Aldwell's Cats
skin, salt, and breath
4-9 at a donut shop
How I found God.
Bladeraver (pt58)
APW: How I Found God
How I found God NSFW
How I found God
Destiny: The Writer
Episode 2: The Encrusted Filament
How I Lost God
How I Found God
Hit the bricks, Pedro, and tear down your own walls before stopping us from building ours.
Where Smilies Come From!
APW - Global Warming
Who needs god? I found all this shit on the intarnets
So.... Canadian jail's aren't bad.
How I Found Waldo
Dog Dnuof I Woh
How 'I' Found God - AWP
How I Found God
Faggots
Space titties hyper remix!
How I found God
A Show of Hands: Finale
Wish? Did Somebody Say Wish?
How I Found Gold
How I found ghod
depression photo
APW: Jellyfish
Can Someone +VERY KINDLY, I ADD+ Tell Me What These Are In The Camwhore *FOLLOW ARROWS*
The Boyhood Of Jack
How I found Godot
How I Found God
How i Found Dog
How I Found god
How I found God
Ubersite is all about free speech, right?
APW: Literally
Sunset on The Cresent Moon - Part Two.
Agony/Ecstasy
APW: Thom Yorke - The Clock [D&AD '07]
I'd Like You To Meet Me
Click Clickety ClickClick Click
Let's go MAAAAAAAAVERICKS
I don't know about you, but I'm thinking blackberries and rhubarb
H0W l F0UND G0D
H0W l F0UND G0D
Today
How I Found Rod...
How I found God
I Didn't Find God
How I Found God
How I found God
How I found Zod
This is what I have...
How I Found God
God Hates
How I found God
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
How I found God
How I Found God
I Held Onto AND Sucked A 2 Foot Penis .... All Night Long
Bay Bridge Collapse vs. World Trade Center Collapse: A Brief Comparative Analysis
How I Found God
How I Found God.
How I Found God
How I Found God...
How I Found God...
Bladeraver (pt57)
SUPA- ROUND 4 - The Return of Shlongy (NSFW)
Subcultures (w/ camwhore)
How to lift a steel beam that is blocking your way
You're gonna meet my friend paaaaaaaaaaaaaain!
You're gonna meet my friend paaaaaaaaaaaaaain!
Making a Difference
30 Second Political Solutions - The War in Iraq
Man's inhumanity to man, Part 1
SUPA- Whatever
Why I Am So Awesome, And You're Not
Is it the post, or the poster?
Naked old man with big balls (NSFW)
finger my ass
As time goes by
(camwhore) What has one thumb and thinks Beano is a fucking pussy?
SUPA R4 - "Bloodlust"
Sunset on The Cresent Moon
ChaosJester is a McDonald's SPY!
(sigh) Well, I did promise... (Camwhore I am most certain to regret)
ILIKESTEAK Gets Beebed
Hey...
Steak Shorts
The Rocks
Bladeraver (pt56)
There’s no such thing as bad publicity
Op. 41 in G Minor - 'Winter By The Sea'
Shandythedog is no longer with us.
Eye Jewelry
The things I see
Stupid Phone Calls
The Interstellar Lizard Conspiracy
Adventures in Bar Tending: The Girl From Vegas (or "The First Time Drake paid for sex)
30 Second Political Solutions: Global Warming
The ETS Conspiracy Theory Sweep! (with added Camwhore)
I'm sure this is forbidden, but another camwhore.
The Wedding.
OMG! Conspiracy! ETS: Get on teh case!
Funniest Reply Ever
ok, correct camwhore
ok, correct camwhore
camwhore
Enter Room 101. Time To Vent Your Spleen, Uber
My teeth-gnashing rant of the day...
Insomnia
Insomnia
Unconscious Past
Breaking Your Heart
Army Chief of Staff caption contest.
The worst decision of my life.
When Do You Get "Old?"
Bladeraver (pt55)
Sunday post. Fruit is good.
Mr. Wilson's Wild Ride
free pills click here
No way. That JUST happened. Pointless camwhore.
The Thing That Happened to Mr. Canter
Message
Akon in Trinidad at Zen controversy
Sean Paul blanks media and fans in Tobago
Akon in Trinidad at Zen controversy
Camera whore.
Great car wallpaper site (1600x1200)
All the cool kids are doing it
Bob;s awsme night
From the Mouths of Babes
Under the Moonlit Sky (erotica)
The Carpenters, or: If you ever find me dead in the bath, you know who to blame.
WTC7: Truth Revealed. John Kerry Did It.
Unauthorized Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Re-Presents: Waiting for Godot; now with a bonus scene that in retrospect maybe isn't quite as funny as I originally thought.
Failure
SUPA: Whispers
A House Fire
The Gabbly Chronic-les - part 1
Evicted, Shaking Hands, Fleas
What Sould I Do Now?
HAPPY BlRTHDAY SADDAM!
What does marriage mean to you?
Freedom of speech my ass
A Note To My Wife
Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: The Negotiation
GPF: Harry Reid
Careful what you write, it could cost you $1500
Name the Baby
A world without tigers
GPF -Treadmills are fun
Hard gay Fathers day!
SUPA R4: Arsonist’s Prayer
Gif Post Friday: ORLY?!
GPF - Here's to getting porked this weekend (Might be NSFW if your boss sucks or NSFL if you're Muslim)
The Case for Dividing Up Iraq
Iraq In The War Pictures
SGPF - Horrah its Friday (NSFW)
The Iraq war in pictures
The Iraq war in pictures
The stupidest decision of my entire life
GPF - Do your part. Recycle.
GPF: Please don't feed the alter
GPF: Someones had too much bread
Bob VS. Dragon (Part, uh, 2?)
It could always be worse; you could be me.
GPF: Have a Good Weekend
GPF: Exchanging Pleasantries With Hitler.
What happened to your so-called "great" britain?
I work at a School Library
Wonder (warning - poetry)
Anyone Know How To Make Turtle Soup????
Pedo Bear GPF
Pedo Bear GPF
eAT gNOMES AND Fuck them.Gnomes are the reject spawn of niggers and Jews and Virginia Tec family Victims AND THEY WILL KlLL U
Façade
If you are easily offended ... or have small e-peen ... please click here (NSFW-lolz)
Not as bloody as the pranks JoeyG gets away with
outward
God did these for the lulz
Do Not Eat Gnomes - A Heartwarming Story Of Gnome Based Hardship
flame away but this is making me crazy
Bladeraver (pt53)
My Photography *with mysterious camwhore! :O
A Stunning List of My Personal Contributions and Accomplishments On Ubersite
Founded on Fables and Mythologies
So Round, So Fresh, So Fully Packed (So SPT)
What Makes For An Unhealthy Relationship With A Substance?
Uber Roll Call. (SPT)
The Internet: Good or Bad?
More Of My Favorite Music Videos Vol. 2 - Windowlicker
L@@K! For Sale: 3 Carbon Credits - $60 o.b.o.
Recycling is gay! (SFW)
SUPA Round 4
Is it me or have the gun control freaks been unusually levelheaded in regards to the VT shootings? OR Fuck You Wayne LaPierre
Jesus Christ just pay the cashier you old hag
How to Properly Leave Uber.
Hmmm, Help me on this one
Mexico and Texas
BAPT – Bus Anecdote Post Thursday
Later, Uber
SPT: Party in Canadia w0O0O0O0!!!!
Narcissus
I Know It's Hard To Believe, Baby, But I Totally Caught This Rash From A Lamppost
planning australian ubercon (nsfw)
SUPA: Round 4 Pairings
SUPA Exhibition: Ludicross
Drogo goes to war!! Blood letting never felt so good.
Lucky Day
Niki Belucci Can Scratch On My Deck Any Day... (NSFW)
36% of Americans believe victory in Iraq can be achieved
DISTANTLY RELIABLE UNDERSTANDING (and) GETTING SERIOUS
Name the new pup
4 Humorous Bus-Related Anecdotes Which Have Occurred Within the Last Two Weeks
Ever spent 13 hours in a school bus with 72 12-year olds??
Hillbilly's Quarter
IRC people are funny
The Pink Flamingo Hobo Marching Band
The Art Of Adam's Son
SPT: Assbag
Confessions of Exhaustion
Bubba
Orgasmatron: Your Future Is Secure
Space Titties the Rap!
The ilikesteak Uberversary Post (With Mandatory Camwhore)
Bladeraver (pt52)
APW: My Favorite Music Videos Vol. 1 - Twisted Transistor
...just one quick twist...
Damn the Gov't. DAMN THEM ALL!!!!!!
Can we please give Texas back to Mexico?
"The best mirror is an old friend."
Ride Her Until the Fender Crumples
A Womans Place!
Trashy Wonderful
APW: Charles Bukowski
Yet another Bush/Cheney Lamentation
The Light Torn Asunder
rob_berg and O present - APW: A House Below a Heart-Halved Moon
quick poll
advice (nsfw)
Jessica Lynch is a Hero
APW: Andy Riley
ATTN Saffas and ATTN: Chelsea cock bags.
This post is for entertainment purposes only
To Secretaries Everywhere
What would your cult be?
Electric Dreams
Captain America! How Could You?!
Maggie Gyllenhal NOT in bondage
Administrative Professional
Job Advertisement
I'll see you in four years time.
Congress investigating your death? You must be Pat Tillman!
National Impeachment Day April 28th 2007 - OR - Show concern and start arguing about things happening in a different country from you
National Impeachment Day April 28th 2007 - OR - Show concern and start arguing about things happening in a different country from you
Spencer Thompson and Tom Have Nothing On Me, Mainly Because I Am An Old Man
Jay "Bird" Formers
Ballpoint pen + paper + ooQueso = X
First Do No Harm (Is SUPA still going on?)
Playful and Capricious Fates (SUPA - Round 3)
What The Bulls did to the Heat tonight...
Hybrid II
Happy ANZAC Day!
Spencer Thompson is a fag who can't grow facial hair, whereas I am a fag who can.
Creatures Of The Night: The Beginning - Part 10
Mustaches or Moustaches?
STAR WARS lV
STAR WARS lV
STAR WARS lV
Some words, and some pictures.
would you rather (part two)
Here's something to really freak ETS out: Wal-Mart begins building their own CIA.
Idiots of the World Unite
Picture of My Cock + camwhore nsfw [REPOST]
Picture of My Cock + camwhore nsfw
Lets not ever post passwords again. Ever.
Adios uber.
Attn: the rest of the world
3 Brazilians killed in Iraq
SUPA R3: Forgiveness
Looking for coke postings
fuck yeah
Darkened Pathways
SUPA R3: Necropolis
Body Talk
I Am 8-Bit
Bob vs. Dragon (Part 1)
I Will Get That Emu!
While wise men talk
Homo Sapien.
I Never Met Him, But I Miss Him Deeply.
Hybrid
By the time I finally reached orgasm I had cut off half of my arm with a steak-knife in my kitchen
Habeeb Camwhores.... giggle
hunting
Why I am destined for greatness
John Kerry Admits Building 7 Was Controlled Demolition
Camwhore - I've been lied to all my life
SUPA- The Reincarnation
Ramblings.. I wonder.....
R.I.P. Drive By Punch ( 1997 - 2007 )
Bladeraver (pt51)
Herpes
Hey, Guys, So I Had A Boner The Other Night, And
Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Waiting for Godot
I Don't Have a Title For This
Heaven In My Arms
Boris, Absolut You!
R.I.P. Boris Yeltsin.
Boris, I salut you
R.I.P Boris Yeltsin
Weep For The Gravest Of Our Misfortunes: Old Man, Finish It
where's my nsfw category???
Boris Yeltsin - In Memoriam
The Scent Of A Saturday Night
Solitude: Convergence
So you googled my name and this is what you found...
So you googled my name and this is what you found...
So you googled my name and this is what you found...
A Piece of My Own Heaven
Beer. Girl With A Great Ass. Whip Cream.
Bladeraver (pt50)
Fun with Google Maps.
Childish exuberance
fun with hamsters
fun with hamsters
"Movies are my life..."
Give them nothing! But take from them everything!
Different
Happy bEarthday, redskieslookfake
What does the Top of Everest and Virginia Tech Have in Common?
While good men die
SUPA: Chaos Sutra
A Labor of Lonliness
What's going on guys?
First post... hope y'all like it
Man and Salesman
so i'm a day late - who gives a shit - gpf
God Against Us: Alien Spaceman Jesus, the World Trade Center Attack and More
A handy little trick for finding your most recently reviewed posts
A trip to work...and camwhore I guess?
SGPF(nsfw) (last fucking try)
SGPF - (repost)
Why we fight
sexy gpf (nsfw)
After The Fall Of 2012- Sixteenth Entry
Pictures of My Pussy
Computers are sucking the life out of us
Here's your size limit jack (GIF) nsfw
Hmmm... there appears to be a SIZE limit on gifs...
Obama Tongue-lashing
sieg fucking heil
Three Hundred Thousand
GPF: I'm going to hell with the rest of you
Hello, Uber
Repost GPF: Al Gore, Gasbag
GPF: Al Gore, Gasbag
I was on CNN (for those who did not believe my criminal past)
Tramp Idol
Waste of Time
Random: Five Question Friday
"This is the end...my only friend the end"
SGPF - Lets have sexy gif post Friday
GPF: Your Fung Fu is strong Grasshopper
GPF: Your Fung Fu is stong Grasshopper.
GPF: I don't trust technology
Back With a Vengance - Teeph Reviews Nine Inch Nails' "Year Zero"
GPF: One does not simply walk into Mordor
Jew know what time it is....
GPF - Mice really aren't the problem anymore
Sheep's Clothing
GPF - Predictions for the Weekend
Supervillain and Hero
Stoopid Door
Bob the Barbarian
GPF: Not for the Faint of Heart or, Fireworks are Fun!
GPF: Dont mess with birds...
The Beginning
I always wake up the same
Fuck You, I'm Drunk
Ubersite's First Annual Cock-Sucking Contest! (NSFW)
Flower Eater
Bullying Works. It just does. ( V-Tech Killer)
Random Thoughts That Entered my Mind In the Past Five Minutes
Would you rather
Attn: Lungfish (SPT)
SPT - You don't need to be racist to find this funny
This will change your life
Apology
Happiness SPT.
SPT good to go Sir.
Myspace free ringtone ad goes too far.
The Corporate Grind
Finishing Things
Facts of IRAQ
SUPA R#3: The Bear in Winter: A Study in Hendecasyllable and Trochaic
SUPA: Supa's On, Bitches
Shlongy Quits Ubersite
Shlongy Quits Ubersite
Retired
SUPA: R3 Original Sonnets
SUPA WRAP UP - WlNNER ANNOUNCED INSIDE!!!!!!!
plpsdgdsgf
how to be banned
Banning
Banning
Banning
Banning
Montucky?
SPT - Rare camwhore
SUPA: Round 3 Pairings
Cho Suing-Hui is an anfry jelus bitch
Cho Suing-Hui is an anfry jelus bitch
April Showers: A Brief History of this Bloody Month
SUPA: An Ode to Shlongy
Cho Suing-Hui is teh winnar!
Princess hot hands plus bonus camwhore
Retribution For Corporate Bullshit Is Nothing To Be Sneezed At (The Day Just Got A Lil' Bit Better)
SPT (NSFW maybe): Pictorial evidence of Pavlovian debauchery
Listening to Women Can Lead To Strange Behaviour
Mystiamoon + Lojope =
The Tech Shooter's Writings Show He Was "Disturbed"
lol
Forgive The Flesh
Would you like some Thumb with your pasta?
Weep For The Gravest Of Our Misfortunes: Two And A Half Rolls
I Realized Down In Tampa....Bonus: Topless Blonde Chick With Cute Pussy...Double Bonus: Goodbye Uber
Kiff Pics - Love, Sweetness, & A Samurai Monkey.
nsfw
Random Photos Taken by Me (2)
Everyone looks like someone famous: Director / EbolaMay
Sometimes, Life is just too damn surreal for me...
It's A Fact.
Please delete Darko's account
Press Z To Murder 32 People?
Scandal Part 2
Space Titties
SPT: Pleeze d-1337 me eckount
SPT- Everyone looks like someone famous...
Pictures for M.
muslims..............
Bladeraver (pt49)
Please deleate my ubersite account
Goodbye
Delete my Ubersite account.
APW: Writings on the Wall
APW: David Hockney
APW: Famous Arts
Err.. ummm...What?
APW: The Boys Of South Park
The RIAA Strikes Again: Internet Radio in Danger
The Empiricism of Mein Kampf vis-a-vis the VTech situation
Anyone here speak German?
lulz
Pretending I'm TTOM: Only with guitarists, not animals.
Pretending I'm TTOM: Only with guitarists, not animals.
Inspiration
APW: Cities at Night
Finding the Perfect Tramp
RICHARD McBEEF
tragedy of the week
Drugs
Ira&Emma's night out (Part the Second)
APW: Banksy
Let's Go Shopping!
Word to the Wise- Don't Gas Me or Anyone I Work With if You Aren't Ready to Accept the Consequences for Your Actions.
Wanderlust - The beginning
Life is good.
SUPA Round 2: Crash
Can you buy your way into a University? I don't think so
SUPA R2: Love is a many-limbed thing
Let them Fail.. Not everyone is a road scholar..
Examining violence: Why didn't we shoot up our schools?
I am attacked by cougars
Fuck School! Fuck the V-tech killer.. Schooling were their crazy's?
My Schooling. social class, type of school and could it have been shot up?)
SUPA-Round 2 - Shlongy's Mea Culpa
i suck at computers
is there anyone worth reading on ubersite (apart from myself, of course)?
Ismail Ax
SUPA- The Boyfriend
Half-Assing Twice as Hard* *Note 2 halves does not equal a whole
I quit!
SUPA R2: Amongst the Long Shadows
Bladeraver (pt48)
After the Pandemic - Smith: The Last Breath (1)
SUPA R2: Armageddon
Animal Series: Platypus
25 Drinks to Life (SUPA - Round 2)
New Image Of Vtech Shooting
SUPA R2: Armageddon
Flame on, Hurt By The Sun
What is rape?
seven - SUPA
Why Sleeping With Work Is So Much Fun !!!
SUPA R#2: A House, a History
A Big Pile of Really Hot Chicks
Supa R#2: A House, a History
um I had BETTER be getting a balloon or at least a fake ring out of this.
SUPA ROUND TWO: A Cluster Of Haiku
Gun laws could have prevented this? Fuck you.
Gun Control NSFW Anna Nicole Smith fucking The Olson Twins with a strap on!!!
Loves me some Walgreens
My first post, with camwhore!!!
And They Say I'm Too Angry ...
V Tech UPDATE
Ache In The Starshine
woah, trolls got in quick
Rip-O-Matic Tuesday - Get Yerself Badge'd.
Rip-O-Matic Tuesday - Get Yerself Badge'd.
The Perfect Society
Ira&Emma's night out...
Ubermenz & Uberwimenz Contest 2007 Results Award Show - and yes you are invited. Yes, even you.
SUPA R2 - "The Pleasures Of My Pain"
Homecomings
DeSol in the storm
Scandal Part 1
Home-Schooling: Their safety vs mine
Port Arthur- 35 we still win.
Confirmed: Face of V. Tech Killer
Virginia Tech
Uranium, birds, and clerks
Face of VTech mass murderer Wayne Chiang, 24
:-l
Vtech Shooter's xanga/livejournal Found!
The Vtech shooter's xanga/livejournal have been found!
Bladeraver (pt47)
Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Present: Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton
Virginia Tech Memorial site vs. The Internet
2016 : Chose Chicago- CH00SE AMERICA!!!
A biting of TIDS if you will.
Creatures Of The Night: The Beginning - Part 9
Ok let's have another look at school shootings.
Ok let's have another look at school shootings.
Art majors and Art Schools are bullshit.
no, he can't get no relief...
I have Habeeb
The Rapture - Will you miss me when I am gone?
Totally Gay Feel-Good Post
SUPA r2 - Simple Pleasures (or 'How to get votes from Jack')
SUPA: The Phoenix
TigerLilly's New Leg
one/zero
Never Date an Actress - Reason #1
Coming of Age Tale That Has Nothing To Do With The Title
Ubersite is rotting my brain
g
I have no idea what i'm doing
The Time Hs Come 4 Unfucking Predictable Goodness ( FIXED )
Animal Series: Giant Water Bug
Epitaph
Stress
The Time Has Come.. 4 Unfucking Predictable Goodness !!
Weep For The Gravest Of Our Misfortunes: The Hard Evidence
0057 Sunday 11th March, 2007
The Ascension Of Quincy Hospital
The Strangest Website I've Ever Seen...
Is that the time?
attn: canberra based uberites
For all of you who've ever wondered what it's like to grow up in the country...
SUPA - Round 2 - Childish Eyes
Rant from the aged - this makes sense
Double Standards
The GAYS are Cumming!
Storm
my virgin post please be gentle
Another Day Under the Rain
just another cliché manifesto
my virgin post please be gentle
Forty-Two
Bladeraver (pt46)
IT Call Center Stupidity (aka People are Dumb as Hell) -- Call of the Day: 4/15/07
By the fire side
IT Call Center Stupidity (aka People are Dumb as Hell) -- Call of the Day: 4/12/07
A Guy's responsibility
been a while, new tattoo
After The Fall Of 2012- Fifteenth Entry
The Difference between a Dude from chitown and a random Nigger From Another town
SUPA: I was the first into Dunsinane
go manly
The GAYS are Coming!
Sidney
Random Five Question Friday? If it means I don't actually have to write anything original, then sure. Oh shit, it's Saturday isn't it? Damn. Oh well. Here you go. Proles.
Random Five Question Friday? If it means I don't actually have to write anything original, then sure. Oh shit, it's Saturday isn't it? Damn.
Humor for my first post
Read The Filename and Tell Me What You Think?
I like to pretend that I just dont care, but if you ignore me I may just cease to exist.
I like to pretend that I just dont care, but if you ignore me I may just cease to exist.
"Of Lasting Afternoons"
"Washing Awat Yourself"
"Going Through The Motions"
Sometimes I take requests
Sometimes I take requests
Women outnumber men online in the United States
NSFW A Hog, A Man in Galoshes and a Sausage-stuffed Woman Covered in a Gelatinous Substance
A Warning to All
How to Catch a Penguin in the Sahara Desert
The Story of My Invasion: Treblinka
uh oh
Ballpoint Beast of Boredom and Abused Woman in Pencil
GPF van damme
Wtf?
Random: Five Question Friday
What I have accomplished today
Oh, look! The REAL Camwhore!
GPF: Showdown Between Don Imus and Al Sharpton
Shit Post Every Day : An Apology For $2.50 Soda At Restaraunts
GPF: I feel threatened by this baby's ninja skills
SUPA: Infinite
GPF - Thank Fucking God It's Friday
GPF: Ghost in The Machine
GPF : Headshot!
GPF: Don't Fuck With Stick Figures
GPF: Don't cross the penguins.
How to catch a lion in the Sahara desert
Name That STD (A Brand New Disgusting Game With No Content and Plenty of -2's)
A refreshing diversion from GPF
Super Chaos Brothers
The color of my nigger is Sofa-Brown
Who Really Gives A Fuck You Bitch
Are Cripples Dangerous?
Im back again
We got it all on GPF!
What if...
Joyage
not SUPA Round 2: I Wrote a Poem, Too
GPF: Caul's Wet Dream
GPF Beatles
I nearly wrote some fiction, instead I produced this shit Jpeg.
GPF: Safe Sex
GPF: Peek a Boo
Imus Fucked Himself Out Of A Career HA!
SPT - The colour of my sofa is Nigger-Brown
Look ! Some more Hellraisers !
Look! Some more hellraisers!
Random Pictures Taken by Me
Jitsu
Hahaha I Just Owned Myself
R.I.P. Captain Kirk
Oh, look! Another camwhore...
Gokudo &#26997;&#36947;
GPF - ike got owned
We All Die One Day
GBF Zangief
HEY! Shithead...
GPF - Not The Father
Wet Dream (GPF)
Cube
GPF- A Few Minutes Early
Fucking Happy Easter, My Ass!
Why my school should be burnt to the ground.
The Story of My Invasion: Auschwitz
Irezumi
wow...
My Run-In With Eavesdropping-or-NEVER EAVESDROP IN ON NERDS!
Maine: The Way Life Should Be. (If you like bullet holes.)
Mike was keen to show me his googly (more AUTHENTIC aussie dialect for american students)
Fuck Al Sharpton.
Twenty-one XA
They Don't Make 'em Like That Anymore
Who the fuck is Kurt Vonnemuthafucker? BFG?
0MG l DlED!!! l'M S0RRY F0R WHAT l SAlD
Commitment and women
A Day in the Wait
I have no words for this.... (SPT)
The BOSH Man! FORMS A NEW BAND! AND REUNITES WITH LONG LOST FRIENDS!!
The BOSH Man! FORMS A NEW BAND! AND REUNITES WITH LONG LOST FRIENDS!!
Girls aren't allowed to eat breakfast cereal in Saudi Arabia
A sad day for the beat scene....
SPT- for all you math genius' (or those bored at work)
snacks that smile
SUPA R2: Children Can Be Alcoholics Too
anticlimax
God Bless You, Mr. Vonnegut.
SUPA: Round 2 Pairings
This Applies to the Next Person Who Makes a Kurt Vonnegut RIP Post
Yawn... Wait who the fuck are all of you people?!
RIP Kurt Vonnegut
R.I.P Kurt Vonnegut
R.I.P Kurt Vonnegut
R.I.P. Kurt Vonnegut
Wrinkle
How Did This Happen..
Free Speech is based on the color of your skin
Free Speech is based on the color of your skin
Talking To Myself
Doors
R.I.P. Kurt Vonnegut
When are Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson going to the UK?
Mzansi Stories IV - We Call Traffic Lights 'Robots'
R.I.P. Kurt Vonnegut
R.I.P. Kurt Vonnegut
gif post now
The Beauty of Rhythm
Ronquido
R.I.P. Kurt Vonnegut
Genji
Question
I Love Rainy Days OR Puck Gets A Girlfriend (semi-NSFW text)
Loss.
High School Sweetheart
i think i may have fucked my son up (just a few moments ago)
An intruder at my brothers house
Everlasting consequences
Popping my Uber cherry!
My Adventures In Wally World or My Princess Has A Dirty Dirty Mouth
APW: couple things I made
APW: Photo's What I Have Taken
The Secret to Life. example included!
art students are the worst.
The war with a Tree...
With Friends Like These, Who Needs a Demented, Maniacal Stalker? (repost)
Can It Be I've Stayed Away Too Long ? You don't Gotta Worry No More People..
My Head Is In The Clouds Today (APW)
Camwhor + I Brought Sexy Back Bitches
I vomited into an NJTransit bus, and nobody ever found out
I'm Back!
The Crito Dialogues: As Told in MSPaint
Its a beautiful day.
Weep For The Gravest Of Our Misfortunes: I Find The Pretty Girl
internet horse update (NSFW)
APW: The Moon
Cashiers. I hate them.
APW: William Blake
Underground Heroes
Sorry Stevie, Detroit Will Flame Out in Round One...
Video games... what happened, man?
SUPA - poetry is for queers
Crazy Old Lady
SUPA Round 1: Rhythm Run (Love is an Old, Gold Frame)
Tread Wear on Pavement (SUPA - Round 1)
Karma's right index finger, or how to make a sixth grader toss his cookies.
The Lie of the Lollipop Tree....
A Serious Inquiry (spt)
The Metamorphosis of Narcissus
I Am....
the marriage of heaven and hell - SUPA
You all Look Like a Bunch of Nappy Headed Ho's
SUPA R1: remind me why I signed up for this?
SUPA: I'll Do What I Want
SUPA: I'll Do
- Neverending Joke Thread Below -
Would You Bang My Mom?
A little info about the legal system in reference to Ebola May's DUI/Waiter post.
SUPA R#1: Three and Three
Deformed Animal Post!
internet dog (nsfw)
internet horse
Nappy headed hoes! Imus is a pussy. Sharpton is racist.
The Unsuave
Would You Bang My Mom?
Justify
If You Want To Get Your Freak On With Me, That’s Fine, But You Just Better Not Be Wearing Sandals
SUPA- The Artist
Scene One. Introduction.
Dear Mother and Father
No Guts No Glory
The Year of My Birth: In Pictures
Too late for regrets
Fishing in the dessert
Fishing in the dessert, or breathing in space? I rather have a beer!
On the Hazards of Sleeping on a Suspiciously Well-Made Bed
Anyone know Bill Gates?
My Grown-up Daughter
you know who you are.
My response to Kamau Kambon
After The Fall Of 2012- Fourteenth Entry
The Valley of the Shadow
What's my age again?
Steve’s Official NHL Playoff Pick Party of Penile Penetration
Is it actually WRONG for the West to coerce/invade/steal/rape the Middle East?
So...Do Halliburton know something we don't?
SUPA: The Ballad of Gentleman Jim
The Easter Bunny take this issue up I read the news today its Easter you know I think a really fat woman at work ate about 3 pounds of candy?
SUPA: Namedropping in the Wind
lkjafdkljsfkl;jl;akjlfkdjsljfioewjflksd
i propose and experiment on caulincunt
Chaotique
SUPA: Curve
ETS: We know where you live!
“Strawberry Quick”, and no, you don't mix it with milk
The Easter Bunny took everyone’s recycling bins away and left us unattractive, boring cardboard boxes instead.
INFO You Should Know (zimm0r): Thank The Internet Nazi For Spoiling Your Fun
re: 22 y/olds
You do not deserve a tip! (ebola may)
SUPA: I've Been Waiting...
When I Was Fourteen
It's My Birthday Today
STFU ets
SUPA : The song reminds me of her face
This is a bad idea, and I know it.
SUPA: "Tuesdays with Worry"
Pep Rally Bloodbath At Cannibal Camp part 4
Shucking Corn @ Work
Who wants a lick of my creamsicle?
There's No Such Thing As Conspiracies...idiots
How is Sanjaya still on Idol? Answer...
Regression
Why I Hate The Christian Right. And Fat People. And Fat Christian People Worst Of All.
The Critic's Camwhore
The Critic's Camwhore
In This Manner It Was Decided
Happy Easter!
I don't care what anybody else says: I'm funny
The Face of Jesus Christ -or- Why I hate White People.
What happened here?
Let's Eat Jesus!
"I live in a metal box" or "Its better than a tent"
Jesus Painting (x2)
Something Very Important and Engaging
Why New York Sucks
Easter Questions For Picasso Berg
Jesus Painting
I fucking rock...
I Love Flossing My Teeth
WUBR Uber Talk Radio - Better Ingredients, Better radio
After The Fall Of 2012- Thirteenth Entry
the moment i would take back
Bob Villa is My Homeboy
Never Mind the GPF...
The Fucked Up NHL Format : And My Replacement
Bart's Game: Final Chapter
Zebe
The Fiction Understood
attention americans: can you understand this?
See-through Dress (SFW)
The Eleventh Station
Alter for sale
gpf bobbleheads
GPF: Italian Love
SUPA: Pinned Down
Random: Five Question Friday
Random: Five Question Friday
gpf - calvin and hobbes
GPF - Halloween
SUPA - Internal Cell
Statistically Speaking,
Declaration.
Hulkamania: A Rebuttal (GPF)
Give me attention...I command it! (my very first camwhore)
GPF: Ahmadinejad is as sane as the rest of us.
Uber's First-Ever Scavenger Hunt!!! (Sweet Prize)
Uber's First-Ever Scavenger Hunt!!! (Sweet Prize)
dpgpf
I fink i'm gowna frow up or why i love potty mouths
What'cha Gonna Do When Hulkamania Runs Wild On You? (GPF)
Life's Little Moments
GPF - Need Anyone Say More?
The face of goatse
SUPA - The Crematory Urn
Happy GIF Day! everso slightly NSFW
SUPA Round 1 - "The Reasons Why I Love Sluts"
GPF: Rather NSFW
GPF: I am...
Gif Post Friday
GPF: Happy Friday everybody!
I made this with photoshop (SPT)
I made this with photoshop.
paint portraits
SUPA: Maleficarum
Julius Caesar.....salad......Caesar Salad......see? there's a link.
Homemade rocket bike with picture
The Court of the Underworld
At least he's not Welsh
SUPA: Gone
SUPA: Ovis dalli dalli
SUPA: Lectorium Rosicrucianum
Fourteen
Fourteen...the HARD WAY
Fourteen
Sico Is So Fucking Precious...Just Look At This
Cute As Hell
Fucking Shit
Precious
The proper way to interdict shipping in Iranian waters
The Most Quality Post on Ubersite...
D-Prime Madness SP - Intro and Suggestions
SUPA: Make Sure You Go Before Work
Chavez has gone too far!!
SUPA: Shocks R US
Supa: Mary's Missing Mammaries
Supa: Mary's Missing Mammaries
Please take this issue up with God and/or Julius Caesar
SUPA: Acrostic
SUPA: Ode to a Monkey
FMQ - Favorite Movie Quotes
Eat My Shorts
Gah
I Stumbled Upon This...
The Story of My Invasion (5)
SUPA: Round 1 Pairings
SPT: All You Need Is Lurve
My Plan
Loser Hall Of Fame
TRUTH Allergies: Wanna Know Why You Can't Fucking Breathe Outside Anymore? TRUTH
Happy Birf'nday Phuzzygish
loser hall of fame
SPT: Happiness Is...
SPT: Happiness Is...
Allergies: Wanna Know Why You Can't Fucking Breathe Outside Anymore?
Pope-based happy easter fun
Allergies: Wanna Know Why You Can't Fucking Breathe Outside Anymore?
Allergies: Wanna Know Why You Can't Fucking Breathe Outside Anymore?
ATTN: U.S. CITIZENS, Important Tax Info Released by IRS for Apr. 15th Deadline + Bonus For Men (SPT)
ATTN: U.S. CITIZENS, Important Tax Info Released by IRS for Apr. 15th Deadline + Bonus For Men
Andrew's Big Day
Look to the Future.
Zeus is Quite Mighty (Part 1...?)
SPT:Tiny Camwhore
What sort of shitfuckery is this?!
Fractal
paint portraits
The Adventure of Del Rosa
Best Fractal Yet!
My Fantasy Baseball team is a Stunner!
SQL Tutorial
Somnus
History of the Gods
Fractal Contest
Fractal Contest
Fractal thingy...
Can't Resist the Fractals
Happy Easter From Ha Ha Rabbit!
Art Post...no Fraggles or Fractals located within.
Illustrated News: Coyote walks into a Quiznos...Chills
Bored at work/school?
Fractal Competition
New Bacon Ranch Pringles, mmm, delicious
Ratings
What has two thumbs and gives blowjobs?
Absolut APW
Flirt lines, hand grenades, and scaring the crap out of a fat man- recipe for a great 30th birthday.
Fractal Competition
where is that mellon head Apollo
The BEST Fractals Yet
HAPPY 30TH BlRTHDAY APOLLO!
Fuck Fractals
Fractal Hotness
Fractal Contest Winner - Shlongy
Fractal Contest
Fractal Contest
fractal contest
Foosh Woosh
Fractal Contest....... The colors Duke! The colors!
Factual art contest
Fractal Contest
APW (read: cop out): Fractal Dyspareunia
APW - I like drawing women
Fractal Art
Fractalicious!
Fractal Contest Submission
fractal contest
ONCE In a Lifetime Oppurtunity + First Camwhore, NO JOKES
Fractals Image Contest
Fractal Image Contest
nigger cunts
APW: Caravaggio
Flags T’ Burn
Fractal Contest Thing-a-ma-jig
APW: Fractals (Part 1) and Fractals Contest
Ticket Daze: A Drogo & Fletch tale of Daring Do; actually with no daring whatsoever, but lots and lots of Do. So much Do in fact that it won't all fit in the titl
Tripping through my nights...
APW: Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn
If You Can Eat A Battered Bourbon, And Still Look Your Teacher In The Eye, Then You're A Better Man Than Me
RIP Stan
i am outraged by the dog life expectancy rate
See you in the semis Jose - and my I remind you of what happened last time? Thanks!
Final Post
Gandalf was my University Exam Co-Ordinator
Violence in ink or too much free time
Don't let idiots near computers.
Bladeraver (pt45)
Da Cubs are for Sale
This is a Democray (I reserve the right to summarily remove your voting right at any moment without prior notice)
Mysterious Anal Leakage
Hospital Dream
... even more nostalgia
Youth & Young Manhood
A rational way to approach conspiracy theories.
Maryland to Apologize for Slavery.
Which Harry Potter Girl is the Hott