Are Cripples Dangerous? (651 hits)
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Submitted by MegaManfre (View user info) at 2007-04-13 09:57:04 EDT
some people have their own parking space at work. Others their own coffee mug. Me? I have my own toilet. Its the second on the left. Right next to the wall that seperates the crip stall from the rest of the bathroom. Thats right. There is a 6 inch concrete wall seperating the crip stall from the normal people. Who said JNJ are descriminatory? Sure the fuck wasnt me! So while im sitting here in the can (yes im takin e crap as i speak) i cant help but wonder their reasoning. Is there something they know that the rest of us dont? They are a pharmeceutical giant, an i dont give a shit i cant spell it. Kind of like a fictional company from a video game i used to play. You know, they made zombies an shit and the zombies killed an entire town or some shit. Yeah, cool game, but in reality, zombies fucking suck, and not in the good moon juice spewing sort of way. Well either way, Im sitting here taking a shit, typing on my phone to post something that just came to me. No worries, I usually take a 30-45 minute shit break at least twice a day, so Im using my morning shit break, before my morning smoke, to post my thoughts on the seperated crip stall.
So they have this stall seperated worse than the black on the back of the bus. I mean, theres a fuckin 6 inch concrete wall, and a doorway to get to the normal stalls, sink, towels an urinals. The doorway, really isnt all that big though. I mean, I fit through it, but I aint a cripple. I have working legs. Mentally, thats a diff story, but whatever. Im talking physically. A wheel chair cant fit through the door. At all. Basically, if a crip wanted to wash their hands after dragging their gimp ass onto a toilet, and back onto his chair, hed have to throw himself on the floor, and drag himself over to the sink, and then lift his gimpy ass up and wash his hands. Unless hes a dirty fuck, and just goes back to his desk.
Now, Im a pretty sick and twisted fuck. I kinda get a few chuckles at watching retards, cripples, gimps, waterheads, midgets, and just about any other deformity, do anything. But this, this is too much. I mean, its like torture for the gimp that rolls on in the bathroom. If he pissed all over himself, hed be wet all fucking day. Couldnt even get his lil crip ass up to paper towels to dry off. I dont even see a video camera to watch for a gimp to come in and try getting to the sink. At least make it viewable on a webcam or something. Id call it Gimpolympics, and charge people to watch.
Maybe they do it, because they know that cripples are powerful beings. More powerful than a human being. More rage. More, retart strength if you will. All powerful. All dangerous. All deadly. Terrorists? Nah, we need to worry about the cripples. Theyre here. Theyre everywhere. They even have the best parking spots, and represent the greatest threat. Maybe theyre the ones that planned 911. Maybe, they just got tired of being called gimp and crip and retard an shit. They orchestrated the whole thing. They have nothing better to do, sitting in that chair all day, doing jack shit. Who knows.
Well, Im kinda running outta steam. I think Im gonna go have a smoke, and maybe powder the nose a bit to get me till 3:30 when I get the fuck outta here.
With that, I leave you with this image, to say to yourself "what the fuck"
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-14 21:35:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-04-14 00:14:52 EDT (#)
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he looks like hes quite content in that..... the center support must be floating his boat
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2007-04-13 15:22:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-13 14:54:26 EDT (#)
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Where have you been you lobster nuker.
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HAHA! Ive been around. Lurking mostly, but only a lil bit. I now have freedom to do whatever I want at work, so Im making a come back =0)
How have you been?!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-13 14:54:26 EDT (#)
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Where have you been you lobster nuker.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-13 14:33:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:37:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:43:01 EDT (#)
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This has a positive rating?
I'd forgotten what passes for good around here these days.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:37:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:28:55 EDT (#)
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Hang on that looks like me
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:17:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:02:48 EDT (#)
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It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
-- Homer Simpson
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Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:00:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-13 12:38:14 EDT (#)
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Uber has gotten incredibly vicious, as of late, if you haven't noticed = )
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I used to love the vicious arguments! I can dust off some of those URLs with internet argument pics on them now!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-13 12:38:14 EDT (#)
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Uber has gotten incredibly vicious, as of late, if you haven't noticed = )
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-13 12:36:03 EDT (#)
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that's Bunny, right?
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-13 12:29:28 EDT (#)
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There's a slight difference between cripples and retards. Funny how you placed yourself in the latter category by failing to distinguish the two.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-04-13 10:13:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sliver (user info) at 2007-04-13 10:09:10 EDT (#)
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Did you at least wipe ur ass?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-04-13 10:02:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-13 09:58:57 EDT (#)
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Producer of Big Brother in picture above.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-13 09:58:57 EDT (#)
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Winner of Big Brother in picture above.