Spencer Thompson is a fag who can't grow facial hair, whereas I am a fag who can. (3202 hits)
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Submitted by Tom (View user info) at 2007-04-24 21:03:17 EDT
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-05-04 13:18:17 EDT (#)
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Exhibt A was more controversial than informative.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-25 17:27:49 EDT (#)
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you stoner
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-04-25 16:39:05 EDT (#)
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Hehehe
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:21:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:20:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-25 12:59:25 EDT (#)
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What's manly is the inch-deep layer of hair and dust covering the rim of your toilet.
Oh, and whatcha hiding under the towel? The purpleAfropickcomb gives us hintses, yes it doesss..
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 12:18:39 EDT (#)
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ok, good enough response
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:05:50 EDT (#)
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Looks like the old bathroom sink could use a cleaning.
By the way, you look a lot like Seth Green.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:56:25 EDT (#)
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You badass!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:37:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:24:31 EDT (#)
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Here's a REAL Uber-man's beard: http://www.ubersite.com/m/98335
And exhibit B, Orgasmatron: http://www.ubersite.com/m/87267
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:16:06 EDT (#)
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I gave him a +2 so I can't very well not give you one too huh?
You look like an older Scott Farkus in the second headshot.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:15:04 EDT (#)
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Nice picture, Andy Aick.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:48:03 EDT (#)
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PEACH FUZZ
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:42:55 EDT (#)
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disgusting
you look like on the verge of down syndrome
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-25 05:57:14 EDT (#)
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Its not often I can say this so here it goes: What a skinny dork
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-04-25 04:24:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-25 04:16:30 EDT (#)
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How Very Dare You.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-04-25 04:08:58 EDT (#)
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http://a408.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/41/l_a7ef57ab626df4a041295a019a80dd3f.jpg
Forgive the myspace link.
Forgive it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-25 03:45:15 EDT (#)
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Show your hair, Im imagining sideshow bob here.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-04-25 03:22:43 EDT (#)
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Yes. It keeps my enormous hair out of the way.
I'm having a friend cut it sometime soon. I'm super super serial.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-25 03:00:30 EDT (#)
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You wrap a towel around your head?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-04-25 02:35:19 EDT (#)
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Eeeeeeeewww, your toenail is purple.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-25 00:43:12 EDT (#)
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I smiled twice.
Your feet are heinous.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-25 00:29:17 EDT (#)
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You look like this dude on my floor. He has public hair.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-04-24 23:41:52 EDT (#)
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No comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-24 23:30:18 EDT (#)
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Some of you fuckers cultivate on your face what grows wild around my asshole.....
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-04-24 23:11:15 EDT (#)
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I like your purple Afro-Pick.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-24 22:47:18 EDT (#)
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I have the most brilliant photo on my harddrive of me pressing my face up against a mirror showing off the faint inklings of whiskers I grew over a week last December. I would post it but I'm saving it for something else.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-24 22:07:01 EDT (#)
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Holy crap.
Tom posted.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:35:08 EDT (#)
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP MY PUBLIC HAIR TO MYSELF? YOU MAKE ME SAD.
I never post so I'm entirely okay with spamming my own shit.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:34:29 EDT (#)
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Silence. My public hair shall remain public.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:33:38 EDT (#)
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eew!!
Keep your public hair to yourself.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:33:18 EDT (#)
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Oh man, I totally meant scalp, not face. So yes, I guess it is true. I HAVE PUBES ON MAH FACE.
But not on my nipples.
Promise.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:31:39 EDT (#)
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Bad :-(
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:28:15 EDT (#)
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How does it feel to know that a 17 year old has more facial hair than you?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:26:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:05:05 EDT (#)
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Way to not being able to grow facial hair there Pubeface McNohair
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HAHA!
"Pubeface McNohair"!
That is...
um, wha...?
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:12:12 EDT (#)
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Your insults are old and tired. Technically all hair except upon your face is public hair.
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Old and tired? Oh. Sorry Jack. Apparently Captain public hair here has deemed your humor 'unfunny'.
My bad.
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:23:52 EDT (#)
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+2 because we use the same kind of shaving cream.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:22:58 EDT (#)
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This was a lot better than his.
Chuck Norris is short and bald.
My ex danced for him at a club in Dallas, and the guy nearly had a heart attack when she tried to run her fingers through his hair.
He was a lousy tipper, too.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:20:34 EDT (#)
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Im kind of drunk but I think I thought you were old for some reason.
Grrr, you sxy tiger.
+2 soul patch.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:17:24 EDT (#)
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I have more hair than that in my teeth.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:15:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:12:12 EDT (#)
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Your insults are old and tired. Technically all hair except upon your face is public hair.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:06:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:05:43 EDT (#)
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My moustaches were darker.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:05:05 EDT (#)
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Way to not being able to grow facial hair there Pubeface McNohair