Uberdirectory camwhore (1269 hits)
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Submitted by Abbey (View user info) at 2007-05-25 12:47:27 EDT
Sorry...no tits. Or hole. Or slot. Geez...
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-06-01 22:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
tear out your uterus. it's for the best.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-28 21:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy...you are a pill.
Am I old? Heck, it's only in the mind. Somehow I refuse to grow up.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-28 18:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-05-28 17:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, you look "old". What the hell are you doing here?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-28 18:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She's chasing Shlongy...what the hell else would she be doing here?
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-05-28 17:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, you look "normal". What the hell are you doing here?
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-26 15:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-26 02:41:31 EDT (#)
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my guess for the redness is burst capillaries in your nose, brought on by either excessive drinking or a nose candy habit.
YHBT
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haha...wish it could be. Nope, just meds reaction. Don't do candy, never have, never will.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-26 02:41:31 EDT (#)
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my guess for the redness is burst capillaries in your nose, brought on by either excessive drinking or a nose candy habit.
YHBT
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-25 18:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just a big walking penis.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-05-25 17:18:48 EDT (#)
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HAR HAR YOU TWO ARE HILARIOUS
NOT!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't worry...no one does.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't believe it
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i knew it! i can spot a cougar from a mile away.
i went on a date with a chick around your age and i have to say it was more enjoyable than going out with girls around my age in their twenties. then again, i've always been a few years ahead of my age maturity-wise, believe it or not.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
srsly...ur nose.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot older women slumming it up on this site is hot.
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry...no tits. Or hole. Or slot. Geez...
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Thank God for that!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah...you're still breathing.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're my kind of chick
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, that eliminates Hidden from any consideration.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-05-25 14:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you never answered my question
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Sorry. Age (legal, of course) doesn't really matter to me as long as they're intelligent and have a great sense of humor. I'm not much of a macho man kind of gal. Too self centered.
Shlong...kiss my ass. *smack*
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-25 14:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another +2 for filename.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-25 14:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot damn!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-25 14:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-25 14:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
We're the exact same age, although, through smoking, drinking and fucking, I've obviously taken much better care of myself over the last 46 years or so than you have.
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Shlongy's become dyslexic in his advanced age...he meant to say he's 64, not 46. ^_^
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-05-25 14:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you never answered my question
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-25 14:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
We're the exact same age, although, through smoking, drinking and fucking, I've obviously taken much better care of myself over the last 46 years or so than you have.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-25 14:18:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-25 12:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay for women over 60
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haha...You know what really sucks? I'm 46 and last week I got an application in the mail for AARP. Christ, can you give me a few years?? I'll take the discounts, though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Then what's the fucking point?
I'll give you a +1 because I'm 100% certain you'd do me.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay! Normal people.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-25 12:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay for women over 30
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No slot? No hole?
You mean this is just a regular picture of a regular person, with a slight Hint of Cans?
Fascinating.
I'm trusting your hands are playing with each other because you've got to keep them occupied lest you give in to your crippling handjob addiction?
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Aww, that's nice. What retirement home is that?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y HALO THAR GERIATRIC BUTTSECKS!?
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:02:50 EDT (#)
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lol u fotoshoped your nose from another picture onto this one lol
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Naw...just tried to highlight the rudolph nose and lighten it a bit.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-25 12:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay for women over 60
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HI MUM!
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:02:50 EDT (#)
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lol u fotoshoped your nose from another picture onto this one lol
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay! Normal people.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look very lovely.
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-05-25 12:58:02 EDT (#)
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lol ur a cougar lol
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-25 12:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, there IS a square. Good eye. If you look real close you'll see my left arm as well. Hugely sunburned by a reaction to an antibiotic. Not pretty. You should see my feet. This happened to a person who can sit in the sun all day. Bastard pharmacist. How about a WARNING???
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-05-25 12:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
do you like younger men?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-25 12:51:59 EDT (#)
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rofl
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-25 12:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Filename.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-25 12:49:19 EDT (#)
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poor poor abbey
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-05-25 12:49:18 EDT (#)
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Is it just me or is there a...square around your nose?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-25 12:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay for women over 30