Deep Thoughts. No, Really. (1877 hits)
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Submitted by Anansie (View user info) at 2007-09-14 16:58:08 EDT
I just moved to a shitty, semi-quaint little town. Damn near everyone in this town drives slower than I would like them to. It's the kind of town where when Eula Mae turns 100 she gets a two page write up in the local paper. The truth is though, I love it. I love it because my yard is huge, because it's full of flowers, because I am going to put a vegetable garden in, and because the only thing behind it is a field, followed by woods.
I also love it because I have a huge moonflower plant that I can sit and admire every night. Speaking of which, there is a drawback to having moonflowers. Huge bat-like moths come out of some Stephen King mist to feed upon them at night. I'm pretty sure it's only a matter of time before they catch the t-virus and try to drink my spinal fluid.
I live down the street from two gun shops, so it's kind of nice to know that when THEY rise, I have a place to go.
This place has one grocery store, and one bank, but TWO gun shops. It's good to know they've got their priorities in order.
A psychopathic cat has adopted me. Word to the wise, it's best not to taunt a psychotic cat. Don't tie string to her collar thinking she will be cute with it like other cats. She will flip the fuck out and run up and down the hall crashing into walls and shit, then maul you when you try to take it off her. I'm actually kind of worried that she already has the t-virus.
Resident Evil was a really shitty movie, you know? I mean, it's not like I had high expectations of a video game movie or anything, but it was about as much fun as watching Orgasmatron give Method a reacharound. Milla Jovovich side-boob aside, I mean. That didn't really do anything for me but I imagine it helped for some of those Han-shot-first-shirt-wearers who've been waiting for another brief boob shot since The Fifth Element (which by the way, wasn't anywhere near as boring as Resident Evil). Actually, I think that would be kind of interesting in a train wreck sort of way. The reacharound part I mean. It would make me feel better about myself.
I've kind of gotten over my immense irritation with the kids at my college. Unfortunately, I've turned into that older student who has the "been there, done that, like, eight years ago" bit down pat, at least in my head. I don't lord it over anyone, though. Everything that everyone says sounds like everything that everyone said when I was twenty. Knowing I have nothing new to add, I tend to stay quiet a lot of the time. I do pipe up once in a while because I know the professors grade you on participation. The only thing college has taught me is how to manipulate my professors, which is why I'll probably go back for a zoology degree, which is what I should have done to begin with.
I'm not looking to make new friends or anything. Every time someone new comes into our circle I have to go through the effort of getting to know them. I feel like Seinfeld in that episode where he told the guy that he already had enough friends, except I'm too polite to say that. Sometimes I just yawn when they start talking.
I kind of want to smack the shit out of Jane Austen. I finally got around to reading one of her novels and it was nothing but women gossiping. That and she rails against marrying for money while having her characters end up with very rich men. Of course, now I have to go and read more just to shore up the walls of my irritation.
You know what irritates me? When you've been with a guy for going on five years and he starts to forget that when you started dating him he was just another guy out there trying to get laid, just about ready to do anything so long as it meant busting his nut in something other than his hand. And NOW he won't touch you because you have a cold, one that he gave you, by the way.
"Get away from me you're sick."
"Wtf, it's YOUR cold."
"Well, what if it mutated?"
"Are you joking?"
"You can give me a blowjob if you want, though."
"Eat a dick."
I'm sure some of you will pipe up with, "oh, you've got a real winner there," etc, etc. Everyone on the internet is an armchair psychiatrist/relationship expert, and an office chair warrior, internet Freuds and Rambos... only with carpal tunnel from too much alternation between typing and masturbation...
Speaking of which, my wrist hurts, and I have some P.O.Ws to save, right after I go onto the bipolar message boards and cure those losers with all my common sense, but not before I tell them how much I don't care. By the way, a relative of mine was in Rambo: First Blood, Part II. We were all kinda excited about it, but then his career went nowhere after that. Still it's pretty cool to see his face when it comes on tv.
I feel pretty safe about posting this because it's 4:40 on a Friday. Not that it matters, I'm an internet warrior and can't be bothered with the opinions of you mere mortals. I feel so safe, in fact, that I don't think I'm going to try too hard to come up with a snappy closing line.
The truth is, I'm bored, and mediocre, and very aware of both.
User Reviews
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-17 13:08:19 EST (#)
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So yeah, um, you were kind of in my sex dream last night.
How'd you do that?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:41:36 EDT (#)
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haha.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:41:13 EDT (#)
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without rules we live in anarchy
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-22 12:39:28 EDT (#)
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rules are rules
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-18 00:45:37 EDT (#)
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I kind of want to smack the shit out of Jane Austen. I finally got around to reading one of her novels and it was nothing but women gossiping. That and she rails against marrying for money while having her characters end up with very rich men.
YES
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-17 22:09:11 EDT (#)
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Oh get a ROOM, you two.
(Adopt me?)
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-09-17 21:32:36 EDT (#)
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All the booze you can drink... I'm hardly going to stop you from drinking yourself into a stupor, am I? It makes life SO much easier for me.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:59:16 EDT (#)
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"Get away from me you're sick."
"Wtf, it's YOUR cold."
"Well, what if it mutated?"
"Are you joking?"
"You can give me a blowjob if you want, though."
"Eat a dick."
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I've used these lines many a time.
The results are hit and miss.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:13:37 EDT (#)
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But there will be alcohol right? The kind you drink?
You must understand this is *the* most salient point to me.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:07:09 EDT (#)
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It's only stalking after she files a restraining order.
Before that, it's courting.
My parole officer spelled it out real clear for me.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:03:56 EDT (#)
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Mmmmmmm...
Circe Stalker-lust.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:03:24 EDT (#)
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Yes.
A metal bar, positioned vertically.
Some people call it a stripper pole.
I prefer bar.
It's more misleading that way.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:00:31 EDT (#)
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ok... if you're serious about the bar.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-09-17 10:54:49 EDT (#)
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I don't HAVE a basement. If I did, you wouldn't need to talk to pickled heads... you'd have a lot of company.
But my closet is this huge walk-in thing half the size of my entire bedroom... there's room for you to have a bed and a tv and a bar and I'll only really tie you up on special occasions, like our anniversary and my birthday and at night and sometimes in the morning.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-17 10:46:26 EDT (#)
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The closet? Hayseuss, can you at least keep me in the basement with the pickled heads? I need something to talk to, for fuck's sake.
Otherwise, no stockholm syndrome for you!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-09-17 10:40:17 EDT (#)
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You make me happy.
Also, that one spot on the back of your neck, just below the hard curve of your skull and above the complex musculature of your shoulder... that one spot, soft and vulnerable... not only tastes like saltwater taffy....
It's where I'm going to inject the morphine when I knock you out, kidnap you and tie you up in my closet.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-17 10:14:47 EDT (#)
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+2 alone for "eat a dick"
I forgot about that one. i have to start saying that again.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-17 10:04:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-17 09:46:41 EDT (#)
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Which dude in Rambo II?
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No effing way dude. We have the same last name.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-17 10:04:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-17 03:52:19 EDT (#)
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jane eyre is by charlotte bronte, not jane austen.
and its much better to read than anything by austen.
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So true.
CJ, you ass, confuse them again and I'll keel you.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-17 09:58:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-17 09:46:41 EDT (#)
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Which dude in Rambo II?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-17 04:20:18 EDT (#)
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It's all a bit dark really.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-17 04:19:54 EDT (#)
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Whoops.
iddqdpwned!
Once again, I feel teh dumb.
Oh well. Once you've read one Victorian-style novel, you've pretty much read 'em all.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-17 03:52:19 EDT (#)
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jane eyre is by charlotte bronte, not jane austen.
and its much better to read than anything by austen.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-17 03:32:57 EDT (#)
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So 'you' CJ is complaining about gayness??
*slaps forhead*
aichewowwa
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-17 03:23:33 EDT (#)
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Fuck Jane Austin.
When I read 'Jane Eyre' in High School, I wanted to rip out my eyes.
Mr. Rochester was the gheyist character ever.
I will never, ever, EVER read another epic fail by that dead-ass chica.
Seriously, I'd rather read 'Crime and Punishment' again. Russians may all be suicidally manic-depressive, but at least they're interesting.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-17 03:07:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-09-17 02:59:13 EDT (#)
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I didn't think I would like this but there you go.
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I didn't think you had it in you to be anything but a miserable little shit-stain.
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-09-17 02:59:13 EDT (#)
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I didn't think I would like this but there you go.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2007-09-17 01:20:15 EDT (#)
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yip
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-09-16 21:00:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-16 20:36:06 EDT (#)
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What you sais wasn't deep. How you said it, however, was close
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-16 12:06:26 EDT (#)
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I'll have you know that my reach arounds entertain millions around the world each year
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2007-09-16 11:09:03 EDT (#)
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awesome bit.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-09-15 13:45:06 EDT (#)
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I think you are one of the best uberers.
You post and review with wit, intelligence, and good nature.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-15 10:10:02 EDT (#)
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I grew up in a small town... And (as I'll point out again and again that I'm an Aussie) there was one store, one butcher shop and three pubs. One of which had a drive-through bottle shop. Yanks like to shot shit. Aussies like to drink shit.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-09-15 10:06:13 EDT (#)
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I internet heart you.
You're the t-virus of love.
Please be my friend. I'm so very unhappy.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-15 09:19:29 EDT (#)
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According to my watch, I don't care...and couldn't get past the first 6 words because I don't care.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-15 02:06:38 EDT (#)
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the fifth element was way better than just 'less boring than resident evil'
you suck.
not as much as jane austen sucks though. if i had one use of a time machine, id go back and assassinate her.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-14 20:59:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:11:51 EDT (#)
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I, eh... I kinda liked "Resident Evil."
Not so much the second one...
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Funny, I liked the second one more. Oh well, no matter.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-14 18:58:52 EDT (#)
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How about a "deep picture of your ass" for me to jack off to.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-14 18:47:51 EDT (#)
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Give Jane another chance. The characters she likes/admires marry for love, only the ones she hates marry for money or whatever. I think the fact that the good women want true love is why they end up with rich men- they are rewarded for good character.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-14 18:43:29 EDT (#)
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You also love this town, because you are the biggest sex freak in it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-14 18:39:59 EDT (#)
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AS LONG AS YOU RECOGNIZE THAT I AM AND WILL ALWYAS BE AN e-STUD, ALL IS WELL IN THE WORLD.
+2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-14 18:34:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-14 18:29:46 EDT (#)
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okay. fine.
post a picture of your bodily waste, be it in the form of a liquid or a solid.
i'll +2 it.
i was just trying to be a super cool renegade, and rob had to go and rain on my parade. fuck you rob. fuck you in the eye.
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Don't you worry scourgey - yer just as cool and renegadish as always, you glorious e-stud.
Oh, and stay the fuck away from my eye. I still have trouble hearing in my left ear from your last visit.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 18:32:52 EDT (#)
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hello, this was very good.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-14 18:29:46 EDT (#)
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okay. fine.
post a picture of your bodily waste, be it in the form of a liquid or a solid.
i'll +2 it.
i was just trying to be a super cool renegade, and rob had to go and rain on my parade. fuck you rob. fuck you in the eye.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-14 18:20:52 EDT (#)
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let's have the sexxor
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 18:19:41 EDT (#)
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Don't worry TTOM, you'll always be the king.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 18:17:54 EDT (#)
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Like I'd actually post a picture of my shit, scourge. Pfft.
Maybe my urine...
At most, I'd google, "shit on toast" and post that.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-14 18:17:09 EDT (#)
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which is why I'll probably go back for a zoology degree
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GET UP OUTTA MA YARD, BITCH! *rotate head, extend palm*
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-14 18:13:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-14 18:00:25 EDT (#)
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no, by no I mean, 'doing that would be about as lovable as posting a pic of tubgirl, lemonparty, goatse, your own dick in a sock, your own dick inside of a diseased skank, or your ass with a handprint on it.'
it would be shit.
on a crouton.
and there is nothing endearing about that to me.
maybe you're into that sort of thing, rob, i don't know.
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Maybe I am.
Ok, I'm not. But I DO find the thought of someone actually testing out that particular theory strangely amusing.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-14 18:00:25 EDT (#)
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no, by no I mean, 'doing that would be about as lovable as posting a pic of tubgirl, lemonparty, goatse, your own dick in a sock, your own dick inside of a diseased skank, or your ass with a handprint on it.'
it would be shit.
on a crouton.
and there is nothing endearing about that to me.
maybe you're into that sort of thing, rob, i don't know.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:55:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:53:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:14:50 EDT (#)
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Christ people, I could scrape shit on toast, post a picture of it, and you'd still love me for it, wouldn't you?
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No.
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And by 'no' he means you should totally try that.
Like, so hawt.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:53:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:14:50 EDT (#)
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Christ people, I could scrape shit on toast, post a picture of it, and you'd still love me for it, wouldn't you?
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No.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:51:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:49:49 EDT (#)
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I have to go bake brownies for my guests tomorrow. LATAR.
Did I mention how much I don't care?
Submitted by Nyrea (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:47:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:46:26 EDT (#)
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Speaking of which, my wrist hurts, and I have some P.O.Ws to save, right after I go onto the bipolar message boards and cure those losers with all my common sense, but not before I tell them how much I don't care.
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I think that is one of the best sentences I have ever read.
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:43:21 EDT (#)
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"The truth is, I'm bored, and mediocre, and very aware of both."
I dont think you are mediocre.
But even if you are, there are a lot worse things to be.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:41:57 EDT (#)
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you're probably fun to hang out with
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:39:33 EDT (#)
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"I haven't any right to criticise books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.
- Letter to Joseph Twichell, 9/13/1898"
ahahaha... I love mark twain.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:38:15 EDT (#)
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To me his prose is unreadable--like Jane Austin's [sic]. No there is a difference. I could read his prose on salary, but not Jane's. Jane is entirely impossible. It seems a great pity that they allowed her to die a natural death.
- Letter to W. D. Howells, 1/18/1909
Jane Austen's books, too, are absent from this library. Just that one omission alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.
- Following the Equator
I haven't any right to criticise books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.
- Letter to Joseph Twichell, 9/13/1898
Samuel Langhorne Clemens "Mark Twain" quotes
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:37:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:14:50 EDT (#)
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Christ people, I could scrape shit on toast, post a picture of it, and you'd still love me for it, wouldn't you?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:36:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:22:31 EDT (#)
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I'm sure some of you will pipe up with, "oh, you've got a real winner there," etc, etc.
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actually he seems like he's got a great sense of humor if that was close to real dialogue.
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That's verbatim.
He's pretty funny. He disarms me with his oddness. Once I was angry at him and he dove onto the bed jumped under the covers yelling, "NARNIA!"
It was really weird to see a very similar joke on scrubs a year later.
He looked at me, and narrowed his eyes, and said, "Did you tell anyone about that!?!"
As if I had connections to the people who write scrubs.
He'd probably die if he knew I just told that story.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:28:11 EDT (#)
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The truth is, I'm bored, and mediocre, and very aware of both.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:25:23 EDT (#)
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Yay!
I just realized, I've made it through the workday today without killing the nasaly, whiney bitch around the corner from me.
Geeze.
Our boss asks her to do a spreadsheet to send to biostats and she acts like it's the end of the world.
Sometimes I want to call her on the phone just to tell her to shut the fuck up.
I don't because I like this new job of mine and want to keep it.
Besides, rumor mill has it that she's about ready to be shitcanned for all of the above reasons.
Happy Friday everyone and have a great weekend.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:24:17 EDT (#)
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Fine, Skeletor-no-more. From now on I will refer to you as "Bones."
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:23:49 EDT (#)
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Well now, that was actually rather enjoyable.
Deep?
...ish.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:22:31 EDT (#)
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I'm sure some of you will pipe up with, "oh, you've got a real winner there," etc, etc.
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actually he seems like he's got a great sense of humor if that was close to real dialogue.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:20:43 EDT (#)
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I watched some old he-man episodes the other day and skeletor really did seem like a nancy boy. I mean, when I was a kid he was so badass. He had a skull for a face. Now, he just seems like the screech of supervillians.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:19:46 EDT (#)
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No, really. In case you missed all of my 374 whiney references AND my so-bad-it's..-still-bad sonnet, I was recently diagnosed with carpal-tunnel. I can do a lot of things lefty, or with the brace on. But in all seriousness, the masturbation situation was possibly the biggest challenge. Protect your hands and GO ERGONOMIC, people.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:19:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:18:29 EDT (#)
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How many times do I have to tell you people?!
Skeletor is a pansy-assed, Sundress wearing, cookie baking, Nancy boy.
He's queer-er than a $3.00 bill.
He's fat too.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:18:26 EDT (#)
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WINNER
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:17:21 EDT (#)
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My morning coffee colon cleansing.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:16:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:14:50 EDT (#)
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Christ people, I could scrape shit on toast, post a picture of it, and you'd still love me for it, wouldn't you?
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It would depend on where the shit came from.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:16:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:14:51 EDT (#)
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I really enjoyed this.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:14:50 EDT (#)
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Christ people, I could scrape shit on toast, post a picture of it, and you'd still love me for it, wouldn't you?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:14:37 EDT (#)
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Yes, buttsekcs. Deal with me I'm huge.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:13:58 EDT (#)
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See, Curly saw the Hint of Milla Bush and enjoyed it.
Too much ghey buttsekcs on this post, eh? I've got another bone for you, Skeletor.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:13:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:08:15 EDT (#)
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Ummm... okay, rock on.
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By the way, I wasn't making fun of people with bpd, just people who think they are psychiatrists.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:11:51 EDT (#)
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I, eh... I kinda liked "Resident Evil."
Not so much the second one...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:11:28 EDT (#)
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There's an awful lot of ghey buttsecks going on for a chick post.
Kill the moths!
Do it!
Before it's too late.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well at least you put us in the right positions. No way am I bottoming for a jewelry salesman who works a gyro pushcart on the streets of NYC as his daytime job. I will not allow hands that stink of lambmeat, old metal and failure touch me.
Though between you and I, Method's really been into laying on his back during the lovin'. He thinks it makes it more intimate. Me? I can't stop looking at his forehead and wondering how much I could rent it out as an advertising space. Fucking BILLBOARDS, man. Er, woman. Hot woman. Rawr.
I'm wondering what's going to happen at the end of the new Resident Evil movie. Like the end end, not the "thrilling" (read: "douchey") climax. If I recall correctly there was a Hint of Milla Bush at the end of either part 1 or part 2. Maybe part 1, and then part 2 began with some sort of bushage or nippleage. I think it's a deliberate attempt to reward the nerds who go out and see these movies by giving them some little almost-pleasure that they can think about while beating off with a necktie or belt around their necks later that night.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
only with carpal tunnel from too much alternation between typing and masturbation...
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SCREW YOU, LADY
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I'd offer a retort but typing one-handed makes me less clever.
Although you probably have to be clever to begin with in order to be less so.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ummm... okay, rock on.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
only with carpal tunnel from too much alternation between typing and masturbation...
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SCREW YOU, LADY