Must be Shlongy day (Sort of a repost) (804 hits)
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Submitted by Vulva (View user info) at 2007-11-02 18:58:08 EDT
This was a post I did about two and a half years ago. I just couldn't resist the urge to fit in today with all of the Shlongy bashing. Trust me, its just a waste of time, right Shlongy? Even he will tell you, he's like ubersites case of herpes... HERE TO STAY -AND FLARE UP IF YOU SCRATCH HIM!!
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This post originally went something like yadda yadda, I hate Shlongy yadda yadda whaaa whaaa I want to fit in as a new guy! Boo hoo stop picking on me Shlongy.....
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Remember this one old chum?
Repost (last paragraph) ---->...Shlongy mainly. This cat is a joke!! Living on this website and going through the posts with a "these are my toys" attitude and stomping on everything in his path...except for the posts and comments of his little goons. If shlongy says its bad, weeeell by god it sucks!! So to you Shlong - I pay hommage and bow down before your greatness, you are the King, or perhaps its not a king...maybe more like that resident advisor in his 7th year of college who only lives in the dorms to push around the little freshman...yep, thats it!! I know who it is you remind me of now...
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-06 21:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The good ol' days...
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-05 08:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this post blows ass but he does kinda look like him and it is content on an otherwise contiuining slow day soo what the fuck.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-11-04 13:22:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-02 23:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is it normal that reading this post at once fills me with a great sense of pride and an incomprehenisble urge to drive a dull machette through my skull and try beating off before I die in a twitching pile of human viscera and severed nerves?
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And we all thought the only two choices were a shit sandwich and a giant douche! Thanks for the third option, dickmouth.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-11-03 21:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: Uhh, no, not on me man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-03 20:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-03 14:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-02 23:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is it normal that reading this post at once fills me with a great sense of pride and an incomprehenisble urge to drive a dull machette through my skull and try beating off before I die in a twitching pile of human viscera and severed nerves?
Probably not, eh?
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Go ahead and DO IT!
Post about how it works.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-02 23:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is it normal that reading this post at once fills me with a great sense of pride and an incomprehenisble urge to drive a dull machette through my skull and try beating off before I die in a twitching pile of human viscera and severed nerves?
Probably not, eh?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-02 22:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS. That is a really great movie.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-02 22:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This improved with age.
Granted, I'm hammered but it's probably funny anyway.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-02 21:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-02 21:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Just fuckin' around Bubba. Now it's beer time.
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I knew that. I'm well into the beer stash myself.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-02 21:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Just fuckin' around Bubba. Now it's beer time.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-02 21:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-02 20:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But, on the other hand, has anyone here ever called Lunger an ass kisser?
I don't believe I have. I have been maligned by fools and dipshits unending, but
I am an innocent.
Lung, A.K.A. Danny, I've never done you no wrong, so don't start with me. . ..
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-02 20:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-02 20:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I remember my first -2 from Shlongy. For half a second, I thought, "Oh you cock." And then I remembered I was all grown up. And then I remembered it was a stupid meaningless number on a ridiculous website. And then I remembered that Shlongy is funny. And then I remembered that the post sucked.
Shlongy cracks me up.
Bubba calling me an asskisser above.
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Oh, BLOW me, Lungfish. You're not an asskisser.
The Shlong IS kinda funny, in a Manson sorta way. . .
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-02 20:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-11-02 20:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont hate him anymore. Now he just makes me laugh, and he fully admits I will whip his dipshit ass on the golf course ANYTIME!
HuH....sort of
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Shlongy?? Whipped by a VULVA??
We can ALL visualize THAT!!
<sorry, shlong, but i had to say it>
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-02 20:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I remember my first -2 from Shlongy. For half a second, I thought, "Oh you cock." And then I remembered I was all grown up. And then I remembered it was a stupid meaningless number on a ridiculous website. And then I remembered that Shlongy is funny. And then I remembered that the post sucked.
Shlongy cracks me up.
Bubba calling me an asskisser above.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-11-02 20:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont hate him anymore. Now he just makes me laugh, and he fully admits I will whip his dipshit ass on the golf course ANYTIME!
HuH....sort of
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-02 20:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We ALL hate Shlongy. That's a fact, Jack.
Well. . . . . . . . .
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-11-02 19:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
check out Shlongy Jr. in the 5-hole
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-02 19:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
rocky mountain way