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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2007-11-27 13:15:44 EST


Well, not really. But I haven't been here much and I notice this website is out of breath.

I wouldn't even imply that I'm remotely important enough to be solely responsible for that, but to some extent, most of the Users like myself who commented heavily and spent half of their work days here aren't around much anymore. (Method, PFF, Apollo, iddqd, shlongy...to name a few)

All that seems left is bad writers like kaos_king or jack_catfiddler or mary poppins like that weird rob_berg.

Anyway, there used to be a lot of action on here. I could barely follow all the arguments going on at once. Now there's barely 10 posts a day.

Now that I have access from my new contract, I call upon all trolls to come out of their caves and stir some shit up.

Could someone brief me on the latest gossip? Who can we lapidate?

P.S. http://www.tinyurl.com/cob77



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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-12-03 22:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That image is a little too rightist bashing - there are at least as many itgs from the left - but it's still gold.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-30 17:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-30 16:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why do I get the feeling that Jonnyx dives through department store dumpsters at night and brings home mannequins to have sex with in the secret room behind the bookshelf in his basement?

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...after he dresses them up, of course.


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-30 16:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why do I get the feeling that Jonnyx dives through department store dumpsters at night and brings home mannequins to have sex with in the secret room behind the bookshelf in his basement?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-11-30 01:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

PFF????

Why don't you go back in your time machine to 2005, when someone gave a shit...TABARNAK

Submitted by tmpg (user info) at 2007-11-29 20:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This post was particularly parenthetical as far as I am concerned. Though there is no shortage of it here and I'm not actually complaining (some of it is class). If you are indeed a writer that contributes to the site in a "positive" manner - please apply. Ta.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-29 12:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Since most girls have had their best sex with their long-time boyfriends, it's only normal franco girls assume that french boys, who they mostly likely had long term relationships with, are better in bed.
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Sounds reasonable.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:27:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-28 11:22:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-28 08:01:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Quebec chicks are awesome. There is nothing that you can't do with them. Every girl since has been a let down sexually.
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it's not the first time i hear that from anglos but usually, they say they make good mistresses, not wives.

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We always used to say "date franco, marry anglo". Sadly though, the french girls used to say "anglo guys for money, franco guys for orgasims" so there was a bit of a disconnect. Evidently speaking English makes you terrible in bed.
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I wouldn't say english = bad in bed. For men anyway.
While french-canuck girls ARE a lot more emancipated sexually than anglo chicks, it's pretty much universal that men like whores.

Which brings me to my poit. It's easier for men to be impressed by whorish women than women being impressed by a man who doesn't know them on a one night stand. Since most girls have had their best sex with their long-time boyfriends, it's only normal franco girls assume that french boys, who they mostly likely had long term relationships with, are better in bed.

I don't know if you understand my point, but fear not, I doubt that anglo guys are bad in bed. Not that I know anything about it... 0_o

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-29 08:07:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-28 16:22:57 GMT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-28 08:01:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Quebec chicks are awesome. There is nothing that you can't do with them. Every girl since has been a let down sexually.
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it's not the first time i hear that from anglos but usually, they say they make good mistresses, not wives.

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We always used to say "date franco, marry anglo". Sadly though, the french girls used to say "anglo guys for money, franco guys for orgasims" so there was a bit of a disconnect. Evidently speaking English makes you terrible in bed.

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Apparently, so does fucking old Greek women all the time...

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-11-28 23:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

User id: 29876
Registered on or around: 2007-01-12 13:10:45 EST
# Messages posted: 46
# Reviews written: 3243
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 2215
# Hits: 100009
Average rating of all messages: 1.03
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I JUST BROKE 100,000 HITS.


EXPECT A GRATUITOUS AND COMPLETELY SELFISH POST ABOUT HOW AWESOME I AM IN THE DAYS FORTHCOMING.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-28 13:58:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-28 11:22:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-28 08:01:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Quebec chicks are awesome. There is nothing that you can't do with them. Every girl since has been a let down sexually.
===
it's not the first time i hear that from anglos but usually, they say they make good mistresses, not wives.

---------------------

We always used to say "date franco, marry anglo". Sadly though, the french girls used to say "anglo guys for money, franco guys for orgasims" so there was a bit of a disconnect. Evidently speaking English makes you terrible in bed.

Submitted by snowball (user info) at 2007-11-28 08:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

O

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-28 08:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Quebec chicks are awesome. There is nothing that you can't do with them. Every girl since has been a let down sexually.
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it's not the first time i hear that from anglos but usually, they say they make good mistresses, not wives.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-28 07:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-11-27 21:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

no ref to new girlfriend or salary increase?????
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shut your fucking trap you godamn pedo

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-28 07:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-27 22:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This place started going down hill as soon as Cigar left.
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hahahahhahahahaha, i remember that guy

Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2007-11-28 07:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-28 03:40:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:35:22 EST (#)
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....Every girl since has been a let down sexually.

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seconded - reason i left canada for europe in the first place.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-27 22:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This place started going down hill as soon as Cigar left.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-27 22:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HA!

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-27 21:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:34:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Most of us are but fortunately, we have some egghead nerdy fags who keep track of important stuff like this for us angry drunks.

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heh

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-11-27 21:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

wtf is going on??

no ref to new girlfriend or salary increase?????

Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-27 21:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Correction: EGA = Empty net Goals Against

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:54:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What's EGA and OTL?
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Overtime losses?
Not sure about EGA.


Unless he means 4-bit color graphics on old computers.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bring back Jay Peg!

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What's EGA and OTL?

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:44:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck you french fry! Why don't you go and whine to your fucking government for language laws that require every page read on the Internet in Québec to be at least 50% french with the french more predominant that the english. Suck my cock you mailbox-blowing-up FLQ espèce de crétin. Then go and say a bunch of dumb church words that you and your Pepsi drinking and Joe Louis eating frères think are obsene swear words. Well, they're not! "Câlice" isn't offensive, but the overall hygiene of your Québec women sure is. If you ever visit this site again, I will do worse than post second-rate insults about your mother. I will release the dogs on you. Then I will release the bees on you. And then I will release the dogs with bees in their mouth that spit bees at you when they bark. And then I will use my influence in the world of Québec business to get André Desmarias to shut down the Maple Syrup factory where you work so you will have to go stand and smoke in the unemployment line. Then you will go home and beat up your stripper girlfriend and listen to Roch Voisine albums.

Maudit français.... que ferions-nous sans vous?
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA...finally some spot on stereotypes instead of those stupid french (from france) jokes.

you almost sound like you live here.

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France has nothing on Quebec. It is by far the most entertaining place in the world. Nobody parties as well or has crazier traditions.

Used to date a girl from Montreal and went there to visit her friends/family a lot. Quebec chicks are awesome. There is nothing that you can't do with them. Every girl since has been a let down sexually.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:34:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Most of us are but fortunately, we have some egghead nerdy fags who keep track of important stuff like this for us angry drunks.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't know you needed a spreadsheet to watch hockey. I thought you were all angry drunks.

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Best .jpg ever.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Name Team GP GS MIN W L OTL EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
Chris Osgood DET 13 12 757 10 1 1 0 21 1.66 298 277 .930 1
Henrik LundqvistNYR 22 22 1327 12 9 1 1 40 1.81 576 536 .931 4
Pascal Leclaire COB 18 17 991 10 5 1 2 31 1.88 450 419 .931 6
Tim Thomas BOS 16 16 966 8 6 2 0 32 1.99 546 514 .941 0
Evgeni Nabokov SAN 22 22 1308 11 8 3 1 44 2.02 509 465 .914 3
Ilya Bryzgalov PHO 13 11 691 6 3 1 1 24 2.08 317 293 .924 1
Manny Legace STL 17 17 986 10 6 0 1 35 2.13 451 416 .922 1
Martin Gerber OTT 17 17 999 13 2 1 1 36 2.16 511 475 .930 1
Mike Smith DAL 9 8 466 6 3 0 1 17 2.19 203 186 .916 1
Cristobal Huet MON 15 15 905 7 6 2 3 34 2.26 470 436 .928 1


Marleau and Cheechoo have combined for either 0 or 1 power play goals so far this season.

AND NOT TOO MANY FUCKING EVEN STRENGTH GOALS.

THAT'S the problem.


Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-27 19:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i think he's #4 or 5

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-27 19:24:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Uber started going downhill at a tremendous rate of speed around June 13, 2006.
**********

i put it around October of that year, but close enough

btw...Nabokov is turning out to be a stud

2.02 ain't that bad especially when the stats incl the NE Div

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 18:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

If you're planning on driving Apollo around Montreal on a sight-seeing tour, I'd suggest you get to work on buying a convertable immediately.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-27 18:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oooh.. good try.


that was ALMOST illegible. So close.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 18:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

if i'm in mtl...i,Ll take you out honey

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-27 18:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

IMA A RAPE JOO FRENCHIE

In other news I am 100% certain i'm going to the GP in montreal next year.

Are you going to take me out for beers?

Then fuck me up my fat arse slapping my left bum cheek screeching like a fish wife?

You ARE?

Awesome.




Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:56:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

couldn't hurt getting a screening anyway.

or some good lube.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:44:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

genital warts can cause outbreaks that look like razor burn whic kinda looks like a hickey in some cases.

get that checked out.
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every time i wanna get checked out on that matter, it disappears within a few hours before i get to a clinic.

so i assume it's nothing.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:44:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

genital warts can cause outbreaks that look like razor burn whic kinda looks like a hickey in some cases.

get that checked out.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you can suck your own dick?


burst blood vessels

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Speaking of carbuncles...

Anyone seen CookieLass's boytoy in denial around lately?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

blisters sounds disgusting, like carbuncle. just images.google it.

anyway, it's more like very tiny red dots from blood circulation. just like when you suck some area of your skin for a while and small reddish dots appear.

talking about my dick on a public forum is not the wisest thing i ever did.



Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the word you're looking for, Caul, is blisters, not pimples.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:19:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*shakes head*

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:15:32 EST (#)
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i thought about herpes cuz i have tiny red pimples on my dick right now. i feared an std but i hear herpes are more like oozing blisters. then i realized i masturbate too much. i lost interest in my gf so i hide in the bathroom and jerk off rapidly without natural lubricants then i tell her i'm too stressed out to have sex.

my relationship is going great...lol

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+2 for that

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:17:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

maybe i share too many details 0_o

oh well...

IRRITATED DICK FTW!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:16:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:02:13 EST (#)
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speaking of peanuts....i worked out hard last night and i was so hungry during the night, i ate a 500g jar of peanut butter almost entirely.

this morning, i took an enormous creamy shit. it came out of my ass like toothpaste out of tube. a slow neverending stream of buttery shit.

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dude. you're fucking killing me.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:15:32 EST (#)
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i thought about herpes cuz i have tiny red pimples on my dick right now. i feared an std but i hear herpes are more like oozing blisters. then i realized i masturbate too much. i lost interest in my gf so i hide in the bathroom and jerk off rapidly without natural lubricants then i tell her i'm too stressed out to have sex.

my relationship is going great...lol

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:13:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:07:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:05:16 EST (#)
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use it in a sentence, please
===
?

ok: the blisters of my latest herpes outbreak are glistening.

is that appropriate?




Not bad, Soupy.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:07:11 EST (#)
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ok: the blisters of my latest herpes outbreak are glistening.

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Perfect, thank you.


Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:10:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

spreading the love

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:07:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Caul's too.


Creamy, meet Chunky...

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:07:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:05:16 EST (#)
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use it in a sentence, please
===
?

ok: the blisters of my latest herpes outbreak are glistening.

is that appropriate?

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:06:56 EST (#)
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So was my shit.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

y'all, not ya'll



Depends, Method. What does "it" mean?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ya'll are nuts

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:05:16 EST (#)
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use it in a sentence, please

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:04:11 EST (#)
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i just learned the word glisten.

i love the fact that all the english i learned on the internet, especially uber, is assiociated with imagery like excrements, bodily fluids and porn.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:02:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

lmao

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:02:13 EST (#)
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speaking of peanuts....i worked out hard last night and i was so hungry during the night, i ate a 500g jar of peanut butter almost entirely.

this morning, i took an enormous creamy shit. it came out of my ass like toothpaste out of tube. a slow neverending stream of buttery shit.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:01:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

did it glisten?

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:01:14 EST (#)
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I tried the ww2 thing and it looks like its going to work in that I can see the posts, but as soon as I click on one it goes to the scary scary blocked page.

fuckers

I'm a little afraid to go home right now. A couple of weeks ago I got a bonus then when I got home I found out that the washing machine was dead.

bye bye bonus

This promotion came with a pretty good raise so clearly something really bad is going to happen.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:59:49 EST (#)
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It was fucking spectacular.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:59:07 EST (#)
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came out looking like a payday candy bar did it, hadley?

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:58:01 EST (#)
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I wolfed down a bag of peanuts this morning, first thing at work. Didn't even chew em too much.

Just took a shit that included a great prostate massage.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sure that this was like a mercy promotion - the person that promoted loki was sick of hearing her babble on on a daily basis about absolutely nothing and promoted her right out of her office space and into another wing in the office - now she's someone ELSES nightmare.

YEAH...CONGRATULATIONS.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha, fair enough...

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:49:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:32:04 EST (#)
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...but the overall hygiene of your Québec women sure is.
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hey...that one isn't true! they just dress like whores and well, act accordingly. i suppose std wise, you might be right.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

CONGRATS!!!

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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:42:49 PST (#)
Ranking: 0

I am completely out of touch on here. I got blocked at work - those vicious bastards. I thought I would just log in from home, but after spending all damn day on a computer I just don't feel like dealing with them when I don't have to.

Now I can get in, but its a pain because I'm on this phone thing that I have on authority actually can be used to make phone calls.

BUT

The real point here is...

I GOT A PROMOTION TODAY

wooooo

go me

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:45:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:42:49 EST (#)
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I am completely out of touch on here. I got blocked at work - those vicious bastards. I thought I would just log in from home, but after spending all damn day on a computer I just don't feel like dealing with them when I don't have to. """"

i am blocked too but try adding a 2 to the www...it,s a mirror and it work for me.
http://www2.ubersite.com

I GOT A PROMOTION TODAY """

My 8 months contract has just been nullified :-(


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:44:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck you french fry! Why don't you go and whine to your fucking government for language laws that require every page read on the Internet in Québec to be at least 50% french with the french more predominant that the english. Suck my cock you mailbox-blowing-up FLQ espèce de crétin. Then go and say a bunch of dumb church words that you and your Pepsi drinking and Joe Louis eating frères think are obsene swear words. Well, they're not! "Câlice" isn't offensive, but the overall hygiene of your Québec women sure is. If you ever visit this site again, I will do worse than post second-rate insults about your mother. I will release the dogs on you. Then I will release the bees on you. And then I will release the dogs with bees in their mouth that spit bees at you when they bark. And then I will use my influence in the world of Québec business to get André Desmarias to shut down the Maple Syrup factory where you work so you will have to go stand and smoke in the unemployment line. Then you will go home and beat up your stripper girlfriend and listen to Roch Voisine albums.

Maudit français.... que ferions-nous sans vous?
===
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA...finally some spot on stereotypes instead of those stupid french (from france) jokes.

you almost sound like you live here.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I am completely out of touch on here. I got blocked at work - those vicious bastards. I thought I would just log in from home, but after spending all damn day on a computer I just don't feel like dealing with them when I don't have to.

Now I can get in, but its a pain because I'm on this phone thing that I have on authority actually can be used to make phone calls.

BUT

The real point here is...

I GOT A PROMOTION TODAY

wooooo

go me

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:41:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ou est Sylvie? Au lycee avec mare le Method?

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck you french fry! Why don't you go and whine to your fucking government for language laws that require every page read on the Internet in Québec to be at least 50% french with the french more predominant that the english. Suck my cock you mailbox-blowing-up FLQ espèce de crétin. Then go and say a bunch of dumb church words that you and your Pepsi drinking and Joe Louis eating frères think are obsene swear words. Well, they're not! "Câlice" isn't offensive, but the overall hygiene of your Québec women sure is. If you ever visit this site again, I will do worse than post second-rate insults about your mother. I will release the dogs on you. Then I will release the bees on you. And then I will release the dogs with bees in their mouth that spit bees at you when they bark. And then I will use my influence in the world of Québec business to get André Desmarias to shut down the Maple Syrup factory where you work so you will have to go stand and smoke in the unemployment line. Then you will go home and beat up your stripper girlfriend and listen to Roch Voisine albums.

Maudit français.... que ferions-nous sans vous?

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

damn mud, that's some funny shit you found there

thanks

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:27:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Where has that perkman faggot been lately?

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

#5 Montréal Canadiens 12-8-3

#14 Toronto Maple Leafs 8-11-5

:(
We're definitely going to have to play more desperately tonight.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

THANK GOD FOR THAT- THE WHINIEST FRATBOY IN AMERICA.

And, as an added bonus, one of the dumbest and most illiterate.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:43:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

perkman ---> http://www.ubersite.com/m/113405

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

perkman is either a hilarious alter, or a very dumb american fratboy uberuser

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

who's perkman?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

At least Perkman is still posting

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Shlongy is pretty funny today...I'll admit.

Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because this post made me out myself.

Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ghey and overtly Canadian. Both poor.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

*starts looking for the Tinactin*

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:19:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hi rob.

send me your email address.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:18:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i was going to ask shlongy what that date signified, then my mouse hovered over rob's user info as i went to rate and i had a good laugh.

---

See?

Look at my goodness spreading around. I'm like a fungus.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Uber started going downhill at a tremendous rate of speed around June 13, 2006.

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>blush<

Oh, Shlongy - you say all the right things.

Wanna hump?


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i was going to ask shlongy what that date signified, then my mouse hovered over rob's user info as i went to rate and i had a good laugh.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:10:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You know, I never really considered myself homophobic....That is, until Chaos came along.

***********************************
I seem to have that effect on people.
It's hard bein' Omnisexual, but don't hate me 'cause you're scared you might like it.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Uber started going downhill at a tremendous rate of speed around June 13, 2006.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh Crystle, No, just, No


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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Did it glisten?
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Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2007-11-27 11:43:28 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

Was that one of the infamous Urbane pics?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Say what you will about our combative ESL dork here but "I notice this website is out of breath" is a pretty sweet metaphor for the current state of affairs around this dump.



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:10:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You know, I never really considered myself homophobic....That is, until Chaos came along.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Is "grape" an acronym for "cock"?

*******************************************
Only if it's yours, Shlongy.
Only if it's yours.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


http://www.ubersite.com/m/113415#2591001

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Brilliant.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Is "grape" an acronym for "cock"?

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:03:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

don't choke chaos, the world of emo couldn't stand another loss what with the death of that Hawthorne Heights kid.


Good night sico, see you back at the grind in the AM

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

For King Retard.
I almost choked on my grape.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You're a stupid head cunt...carry on.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you're whacked bro, seriously.

just drop it instead of calling attention to it like you are and did on kaos' post.

you're the kid no one could ever get through to. you post your name on here and then clamor up and down about people saying your name, you don't want things revealed yet you out and out say what they are before anyone else does and then you cry foul if it gets brought up again.

I must say you confuse me more than anyone on this site because I can't get your logic. I get most of these fucking retards but you're like the King Retard.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

And why would you feel the need to bring that question here? Just curious is all...seems like a pretty childish thing to do considering the pretenses. I probably would have asked you in e-mail where it started. Carry on, I'll be leaving this post now.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:45:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the picture sealed it.

cob77- is that the one with the old dude fucking the green puke chick, and then he makes her eat it again? because that used to be my favorite.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Did it glisten?
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Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2007-11-27 11:43:28 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

Was that one of the infamous Urbane pics?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You two should kiss each others' dickholes - again - and make up.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i didn't reveal anything spazzoid

i just asked a question

Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Was that one of the infamous Urbane pics?

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:43:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

L'Marche Futile, Clouseau?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Really... I just called the out the obvious and evident which is common knowledge here. I was trying for a reaction and got it, just didn't think that you'd be so low to pull out personal information that I kindly asked you not to reveal after I confided in you. Way to step up to the kickball plate and display your raging skills.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LB6Q_oycfQ

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hmmm...

Never woulda figured FG for a NIN fan.
Neato.
------

anyone who works with dead people at any point in their work day probably is. although i could be confused.

forensic you see dead people right? not like bruce willis though.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:39:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

someone who's always in counseling....

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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 11:26:40 PST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://lexington.craigslist.org/w4m/458172317.html

Who describes themselves as having a good behavioral pattern

SOmeone get this chick a burger, stat.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have a date with my right hand this evening but AM willing to make it a threesome, forensic.

My hand won't mind.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BONJOUR MONSIEUR TABARNAK!

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:37:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

really?

hows that lawsuit going, Maverick?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Muddy trawls the craigslist personals under the guise of finding "funnies" then wonders why his wifey bans him from this site....the formula is pretty cut and dry to me here.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hmmm...

Never woulda figured FG for a NIN fan.
Neato.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd like a date with Trent Reznor. (The real one not the chick)

I don't think The Man would mind, and even if he did, who cares



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:18:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:14:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Caul thinks I'm weird!

How dreamy.
===
i made a typo...i meant "weirdo"

and i didn't mean that in a good way.

---

No shit huh?... Please explain more - use big words.
===
Actually, no. I wouldn't want to endure reading your long ass redundant replies, monsieur bizarro.
gtfo, thx!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Ubersite was killed by anfry jelus bicthes.


Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

YOu can have a date with Trent Reznor, all you need is a diploma or a GED

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/w4m/485035512.html



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Forensic, no beef my wife is a thin lady...I"m just pokin fun here.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:31:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Glad you posted, shit briquette.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/113345

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

P.S. Caul killed Ubraaasite with his AIDS

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Mud-
Got something against thin womenz?

Sheesh man, according to you, they're either too fat or too thin


Make up your freakin' mind already!

P.S. thinnys tend to have man-hands. Can't be helped.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://lexington.craigslist.org/w4m/458172317.html

Who describes themselves as having a good behavioral pattern

SOmeone get this chick a burger, stat.

---

HAHAHA


Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://lexington.craigslist.org/w4m/458172317.html

Who describes themselves as having a good behavioral pattern

SOmeone get this chick a burger, stat.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://lexington.craigslist.org/w4m/474652072.html

the whole breathing in out thing sounds scary when you look at her

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://erie.craigslist.org/w4m/483185551.html

Holy Man Hands....must be tuckin it back.

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...appropriate city.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://hiltonhead.craigslist.org/w4m/491094860.html


This chick is into a lot of "stuff" and stuff.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://erie.craigslist.org/w4m/483185551.html

Holy Man Hands....must be tuckin it back.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:16:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/w4m/488529885.html

when does 'plus size' change to 'plus 2' or 'plus 3'?
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ok she's the same size as the pig sculpture. how do you look at yourself when you get that big and not think shit, i could have a heart attack or stroke or diabetic crisis at any moment.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:20:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Is my opinion welcome on this post? No, I didn't think so.

Here, have your +1 regardless.

Pork.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaha

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:19:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

BMAF- are you trolling for a date , or what?

I can't even get through reading half of these things you're linking without getting seriously sick to my stomach.

These poor, dumb, fat broads.

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:19:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck you french fry! Why don't you go and whine to your fucking government for language laws that require every page read on the Internet in Québec to be at least 50% french with the french more predominant that the english. Suck my cock you mailbox-blowing-up FLQ espèce de crétin. Then go and say a bunch of dumb church words that you and your Pepsi drinking and Joe Louis eating frères think are obsene swear words. Well, they're not! "Câlice" isn't offensive, but the overall hygiene of your Québec women sure is. If you ever visit this site again, I will do worse than post second-rate insults about your mother. I will release the dogs on you. Then I will release the bees on you. And then I will release the dogs with bees in their mouth that spit bees at you when they bark. And then I will use my influence in the world of Québec business to get André Desmarias to shut down the Maple Syrup factory where you work so you will have to go stand and smoke in the unemployment line. Then you will go home and beat up your stripper girlfriend and listen to Roch Voisine albums.

Maudit français.... que ferions-nous sans vous?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:18:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:14:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Caul thinks I'm weird!

How dreamy.
===
i made a typo...i meant "weirdo"

and i didn't mean that in a good way.

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No shit huh?... Please explain more - use big words.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:14:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Caul thinks I'm weird!

How dreamy.
===
i made a typo...i meant "weirdo"

and i didn't mean that in a good way.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:16:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/w4m/488529885.html

when does 'plus size' change to 'plus 2' or 'plus 3'?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:14:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Caul thinks I'm weird!

How dreamy.


Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:11:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

if you're depressed its because you're an emofaggothomo, I didn't have anything to do with it.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Muddy is beginning to depress me.
...So many lonely people in the world.

Well, at least I'm not the only one.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

He hit Alberts of all people too. He's a shit disturber and will also probably fill Hartnell in next time these guys play each other. No suspension necessary, Alberts will get even.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:06:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this has to be fake right

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/w4m/490785193.html


Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://cnj.craigslist.org/w4m/487809595.html

*************************************

This chica made me want to give her a hug and lose myself in her pillowy goodness.
*emo tear*

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:03:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i have a membership to netflix?

how is that something to catch a man with?

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

she said

"i've never been on America's most wanted'

i might love that chick

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://cnj.craigslist.org/w4m/487809595.html


"I'm not a prude but I don't act like a whore in public"

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:59:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Muddy - I love you..


I feel a bit better about myself than I did this morning...

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The site and the posters just isnt as interesting as it used to be. If it was full of good writing instead of Habeeb more often I'd be more impressed.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/w4m/483747488.html

Complete with bignosed, doublechinned emoticon

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Mrs. Shlongy on the prowl?

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/w4m/484011953.html



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.hockeyfights.com/

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

SHlongy, you can the intent to injure wasn't there or he could have smashed that dude with his elbow.

Hartnell will and should get suspended but its not the worst hit in the world.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm just gonna learn to photoshop myself so i don't have to myspace pose.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

same girl, has BF but he's locked up

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/w4m/487129023.html



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:49:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

PS.

Here's Philly's LATEST cheap shot...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZQDjqahgM0&eurl=http://www.hockeyfights.com/

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

here, have a heart bro

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/w4m/489295210.html
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ROFL

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:47:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You're right.

There's not even anyone left around for me to insult these days.

My last post got 400 hits...I average like 2500 per post.

Now, the only way to get a flame war going is to somehow butt in to some moronic European coffee chat at 5am between HurtByThESun,Berty, Emission and a couple of shiny faced English chicks who refuse to fly over here and suck me off.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

here, have a heart bro

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/w4m/489295210.html


Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:47:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the picture.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

at least i've learned not to trust tiny urls from you.

plus i've memorized that one.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

are you laughing because my picture made your sphincter get wet and start pulsating? that's not right man.


Hey, are you going down there saturday night?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

it wasn't our players fault...who plays hockey from their knees?
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nice argument. what kind of pedestrian walks in front of a hummer burning a red light?

don't check people on their knees or with their face against the boards. simple.




Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

we can fight if you want to caul.
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ok


LOLOL @ http://www2.ubersite.com/m/112327

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

it wasn't our players fault...who plays hockey from their knees?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:38:55 EST (#)
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Mudwhistle - yes, I still take it in the ass but I haven't done it in quite some time. The day I get sphincter starts pulsating and gets wet, like a girl's pussy while watching Ben Affleck carressing Liv Tyler with cookies in Armaggedon, I will certainly go on IRC and arrange sodomy in a motel.

As for the Flyers, wow...can your players stop killing people? Your team needs conseling.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

killed Ubersite again
capitalize Users.....LOL
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it's a typo...calm down

as a matter of fact, DON'T CALM DOWN! AAAAAAAARGH!

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:32:15 EST (#)
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you could talk about how another Philadelphia Flyer smashed someone's head into the boards last night.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LOL, nice link. I just got fired.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.raygoldmodels.com



Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i've noticed that several "old" users have been back on. Uber's still kickin but there DO need to be more posts. we can fight if you want to caul. it's been a while since we've gone back and forth.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my god that link is hilarious.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i don't think kaos has been back since his little hissy fit

you still takin it in the ass?

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I haven't been on Uber in weeks, my poutine loving northern friend. I will be of no assistance in your venture.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

We need another carolrichards.

Sadly the people who make alters these days don't have the creativity or wit to pull it off.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:21:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That link is AWESOME.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+1.5 - I was amused by the picture.

Good Lord am I ever sick of COBOL.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

ADRIANNNN!!!!

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOO!!

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

killed Ubersite again
capitalize Users.....LOL


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