Motivating the Weekend (381880 hits)
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Submitted by DeadToast (View user info) at 2007-12-01 16:36:19 EST
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Submitted by WonkoDV (user info) at 2009-08-31 13:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
some are quite good
Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-07-29 02:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can't believe this shit has a good rating!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-07-27 07:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
most viewed. eesh.
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-06-27 16:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just horrible.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2009-06-13 15:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
chuckle
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2009-02-26 00:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2009-02-25 23:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what, seriously? number fucking six?
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-01-21 22:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
catwoman
Submitted by crimebusterofthesea (user info) at 2009-01-19 07:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Few recycled.
Mostly good though.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2009-01-16 10:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2008-12-25 17:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Too many recycled, too many generic and unclever.
The entertaining ones deserve a +1.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-11-24 13:11:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by nargles (user info) at 2008-10-11 21:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
did you make all of these or are they from somewhere else?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-09-15 00:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2008-08-28 23:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just noticed this on MVM and had to triple take. These range from 'eh' to 'heh.'
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2008-08-14 14:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking awesome!!!
Submitted by Lurby (user info) at 2008-07-15 17:16:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm starting to understand Uber. Some people will give you a -2 even if it is really good.
This was really good.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-12 02:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Another thing I don't understand about uber, is how the same people that berate this place, Bart, and boredatwork.com bust all kinds of nuts when their own work makes B@W.
Or perhaps that claim is inaccurate and you're all starting to look the same to me.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-12 02:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-08 22:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now, I thought the premise of motivational poster comedy was as follows:
In the originals, the top, larger part of the text would be a single word or short phrase that stood alone and evoked it's own meaning or sensation. The second, explanatory sentence would extend that original meaning and (in the originals) give some sort of motivational message.
For example, one of the originals would look like:
Initiative
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds
For that reason, a humourous revision of the genre should take that formula and subvert it, so that you can make a joke in one of two ways, either;
1. Have an word in the top line with positive connotations but make the descriptive sentence subversive, eg:
Heroes
Because us cowards need someone to absorb enemy fire.
2. Less impressive, have the top line negative with the bottom line an explanatory sentence. The result of this is that it is a total subversion of the inspirational poster. For example:
Laziness
If i haven't seen as far as others, it is because there were giants standing on my shoulders.
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Now, the way most people are approaching these posters completely does away with that format. Someone just finds a photo and writes a caption that is split into two lines. It's not that caption humour can't be funny, it's that it makes the "Motivational Poster" format unnecessary, distracting and actually detracts from the funniness.
And this was a shit effort anyway
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-12 01:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not one of these made me laugh, sometimes uber makes no sense to me.
Kind of like how I'll never understand why Jay Leno has ratings, of any kind, really.
Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2008-05-18 05:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
made me laugh...
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the "Seriously - What the Fuck?" picture is some kind of Robert Jordan-ian marrige ceremony. Maybe something from the Ogier?
Just a guess...
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-25 11:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I really wish people would stop stealing despair.com's demotivator format. It was funny when they did it, now it's just another used-up cliche.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-25 10:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking awesome.
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
newfag
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-03-31 08:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-19 07:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Most viewed ever? Doind a b-grade job on an internet 'fake poster' application?
Yeesh.
Submitted by dougiep (user info) at 2008-02-28 11:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2008-02-17 17:37:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NICE
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:30:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, congrats on B@W
Submitted by knowledge13 (user info) at 2008-02-12 11:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want a girl like that flexible one, oh my.
and catwoman is super hot, i agree...
shadow demons and the goals one had me rollin...
+2!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-08 12:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Catwomen is super hot.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-02-08 11:31:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was great.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful. It is all I can say.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-28 19:44:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, when did this get on MVM?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, where did the "Seriously-What the Fuck" picture come from?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-01-18 15:33:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was fucking awesome.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-26 22:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow.
You bumped the dead guy off of most viewed.
Submitted by Serfuzz (user info) at 2007-12-26 13:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good to see a new entry in the top 10 list.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-25 08:02:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Most Viewed Posts.
Submitted by ArchangelOfDoomM (user info) at 2007-12-24 17:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Cats - Nature's Assholes. Priceless!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-22 10:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Let's rephrase that ; "Fucking Holy Shit!"
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-18 10:24:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
not sure why i never rated this. it had some lulz.
now i hate myself for actually typing 'lulz'
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-18 08:59:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no you didnt but i really shouldnt have to check for you madam
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-12-18 08:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this. Did I rate it?
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2007-12-15 02:59:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol rotmfflmmfao
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-12-14 16:00:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LMAO, deadtoast ftw lol omg bbq.
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2007-12-13 23:19:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://macrochan.org/search.py?tag=Themes%3AMotivational%20Poster
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 03:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd go lez for Supergirl.
Submitted by Infidel (user info) at 2007-12-10 16:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Preety good attempt i laughed at a few of them
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-10 16:38:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*Slow Clap*
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-10 16:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit! I made B@W?
nice.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:39:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B @ motherfuckin W
Dig the new logo.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Some good one-liners in there.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:26:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice. I laughed till I blew soda through my nose. Not a pretty picture.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you made b@w
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-12-10 08:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by svgwrestler (user info) at 2007-12-10 03:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic Uber post. It's about damn time!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-08 16:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2007-12-08 16:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Laughed at all of them.
Favourites:
1. The kid's drawing of a stripper
2. The flexible woman, for doing what no human should be able to do.
3. The hairy man for looking like a werewolf.
4. The unemployed storm trooper.
5. The two girls in superhero costumes because the one dressed as Superman looks like a girl I know.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-12-08 16:29:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-02 11:32:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Laughter helps hangovers.
_______
it'll come back.
it always comes back...
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-08 14:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-12-04 11:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-03 12:54:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-03 08:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Godless_dave (user info) at 2007-12-02 19:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-02 16:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Flexibility
I saw one that cracked me up. There was a fat bitch showing off her steelers shirt and the caption said: A Wild Snorlax Has Appeared. The Ultra Balls. Use them.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-02 16:07:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Yeah...
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-02 14:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, shadow demons.
Also, who the fuck put that shit on the uberboard? I'm going to be singing that song all fucking day and then practise some karate moves.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-02 11:32:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Laughter helps hangovers.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-12-02 07:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
unemployed storm trooper
thanks, i needed that.
ahahahahah!
jeez
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2007-12-02 04:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin golden
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-12-02 03:46:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Motivated am I.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-02 03:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Giggled like a motherfucker all the way through this.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-02 02:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-02 01:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It "Made me Smile", but i don't go for that way of interpreting the rating system.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-12-02 00:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I have see that "john goodman" pic before.. I always thought that was what it would look like if he and Rosanne had actually had a child together.
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Submitted by ksj3888 (user info) at 2007-12-02 00:45:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed and then yelled "zombie deer!" and hid.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-12-01 22:45:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've always liked you
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-01 19:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
god damn that's a sexy bald man
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked the one with the nerd beaves.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
catwoman
Submitted by nick44 (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That cat thing killed me.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-12-01 17:47:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm applying my powerful brain to the 'Seriously: What the fuck?' poster.
Dammit, I will figure this one out.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-01 17:29:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lolz
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-01 17:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-01 17:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-01 16:54:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
har har
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-12-01 16:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I nearly choked at Cats
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-01 16:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks, I needed that.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-01 16:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR HAR tricky abstinence
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-12-01 16:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the mother nature one is amazing
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-01 16:37:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I fucked up "Originality".
May, not Make