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SPT: I'm Aiming for a -.81 Rating on THIS Post (4143 hits)

Category: None

Rating: -0.77 on 459 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-12-13 11:03:39 EST


Help me out and make it happen. Remeber -.81 as in negative so no matter how much you love me make sure that you tweak it just right. I like the word tweak. Good day, Lass' and Lads.

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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-11-05 11:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What happened to no comment?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Can't anyone get this right?

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Rating: -0.76 on 456 reviews

oops

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-11-05 10:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Rating: -0.77 on 455 reviews

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-11-05 08:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is still going?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-11-05 08:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Heh.

Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2009-11-05 05:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-11-05 03:37:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

lol

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-11-04 13:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ruffled feathers ARE hysterical!

Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-11-04 08:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ridiculous (user info) at 2009-11-04 07:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

lets see if he can pull it off

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-04 04:07:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

boo hoo sage

Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-11-04 03:45:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No comment

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-11-03 20:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-11-03 18:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-11-03 17:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nagger!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-06-22 10:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Failures!

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-04-30 11:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-30 11:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-30 10:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It will never make most viewed but will pass the lower end of the list for most reviewed before long:

http://www.ubersite.com/?xyz=Advanced&num_reviews=&rating=&after_ date=&before_date=&max_results=&sort=MOST_REVIEWS&user_id=&category_id=

Adjust the space in the middle of the url and you'll see.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-30 10:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wouldn't it be funny if this dumb ass post ended up making Most Viewed Messages? Bwaaaaahahahaha! Bart Bart probably has ways to ensure this will never happen, but at over 400 reviews and nearly 4000 hits, this post should surely be in the running.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-30 10:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Stop being ghey, EI. I know it's hard, but...try.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-30 10:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonOfMBI (user info) at 2009-04-30 01:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Needs just a bit more....

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-04-29 23:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i'll try

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 13:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fey failed.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-04-26 07:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bugger.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-04-26 07:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

In order to be able to do this!

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-04-26 07:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Äh, it's already broken, may as well broke it some more.

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2009-04-25 10:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yep.

Submitted by THERAPlST (user info) at 2009-04-24 04:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-04-24 04:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fag!

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-23 23:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Dimenhydrinate (user info) at 2009-04-23 23:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I GOT A GIRL TO ADMIT LIKING ME TODAY. I'M SO HAPPY, HAVE A +2!

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-04-23 15:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2009-04-23 15:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-23 11:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-22 14:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-22 14:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-22 09:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-22 08:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-23 11:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-23 08:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-22 14:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-22 14:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2009-04-22 14:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-04-22 11:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-22 09:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-22 08:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Submitted by slank (user info) at 2009-04-22 06:27:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

and a third time cunt

Submitted by slank (user info) at 2009-04-22 06:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

cunt again

Submitted by slank (user info) at 2009-04-22 06:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cunt

Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2009-04-22 05:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-22 05:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2009-04-22 02:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my last review brought it to -.81. you are welcome

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lol

Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2009-04-22 02:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my last review brought it to -.81. you are welcome

Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2009-04-22 02:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-04-22 01:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-04-22 00:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck that

Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2009-04-21 23:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I FUCKIN DID IT!

Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2009-04-21 23:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

-0.83 on 404

Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-04-21 16:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

think of the CHAOS!

Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2009-04-21 16:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yeah, don't wanna cause any MAYHEM on the internet

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-21 16:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Haha, fucking orphelia trying so desperately to cause mayhem and failing makes me laugh. It's okay sugar, I'll still let you sob uncontrollably in my depantsed lap with an open mouth.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-21 16:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

damn it doesn't count

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-21 16:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SPT: I'm Aiming for a -.81 Rating on THIS Post (3248 hits)

Category: None

Rating: -0.81 on 398 reviews (Rate this item) (V) (Label this item)



Awesome. you owe me.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

should do it.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

worth a shot.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

ooooh, -0.8

SO CLOSE.

That's the best i can do, I'm afraid.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-04-21 15:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

lesse, you've got -0.79, so a -1 should do it.

Let's find out.

Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-04-21 14:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck. There was a reason I was a History major. Mathing is not a yay thing for me.

Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-04-21 14:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Maybe?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-21 12:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HeyJude?

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-21 12:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Submitted by MitchTheComic (user info) at 2009-04-21 12:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Couldn't resist trying again.

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2009-04-21 10:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

see?

this one.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-21 10:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

not me, yo.

i've said it a million times, i have just the one, flakmonkey, and i've probably logged into that twice in the last 9 months.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-21 10:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Alters now, Scourge?

I fucking hate your liver. Rookie!

Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-04-21 10:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Die

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-21 10:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ruin what?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-21 09:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't no one fucking ruin it!

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-21 08:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Submitted by jared.melton (user info) at 2009-04-21 04:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

MEHR!

Submitted by jared.melton (user info) at 2009-04-21 04:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

eh?

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-04-21 04:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2009-04-21 01:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oops

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-04-21 00:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ha! I did it.

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-04-21 00:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck.

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-04-21 00:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Here goes...

Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-04-21 00:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

CRAP!!!

Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-04-21 00:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I hoped I mathed this correctly...

Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-04-20 23:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2009-04-20 21:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Maybe this will help

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2009-04-20 21:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ok. it's -0.8 now.. on 370 reviews... so this -2 should have a tiny little impact... maybe just enough.

Submitted by MitchTheComic (user info) at 2009-04-20 20:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Blah blah...giving up after this.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-20 16:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2009-04-20 15:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

i'm really bad at biology, but i think that the score you need me to give you is platypus, which i can't find anywhere on the ratings list here.

i'll write a scathing email to bart and ets.

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Fuck wardy. I think you are forgetting someone.

Someone, go ahead, I'll wait while you think of it.

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ELECTRO, DUH!

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-04-20 16:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2009-04-20 15:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

i'm really bad at biology, but i think that the score you need me to give you is platypus, which i can't find anywhere on the ratings list here.

i'll write a scathing email to bart and ets.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-20 15:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


: (


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-20 15:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Only to be helpful.


Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-20 15:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by congo (user info) at 2009-04-20 15:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

there ya go.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-20 15:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Motherfucker.

Submitted by MitchTheComic (user info) at 2009-04-20 14:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't think it's even counting mine at this point :(

Submitted by MitchTheComic (user info) at 2009-04-20 14:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I think I did it!!!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-20 14:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And bwahahaha getting this back on MH.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-20 14:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So close. I don't know if it'll happen.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-20 14:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

BOMB THIS POST

TICK

TICK

TICK

TICK

TICK

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

tough actin tinactin.

Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2009-04-20 14:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-04-20 14:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-04-20 14:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I suspect I've minus two'd this before, but here's hoping this little bit helps...

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-04-20 14:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hope this helps.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's an elusive bitch.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How fucking hard can -.81 be?

Submitted by MitchTheComic (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

thanks Sage.
You'll know it's me from the same moronic username I have here.
Unfortunately I don't have anything at the moment, but since I was able to grab your attention I wanted to make the request when I could.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Maybe if you're cool but I dont know who the fuck you are. What the fucking fuck hell, email it to me: astrasoleil.at.gmail.com


Just cause I'm nice and I'm also very bored. I just wanna watch playoff hockey and smoke weed. Alas, I'm stuck at work since my client is unprepared.


PS: This is actually quasi-amusing, B@W!!!!

WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!




Submitted by MitchTheComic (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sage, you said you like to proof read on another post about 2 weeks ago. Would you be interested in reviewing some of my stuff before I submit it here?

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

ok?

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hahahahaha I did bestow a bit o' rage, there, didn't I?

Submitted by MitchTheComic (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

God I hate my life. This is what it has become.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No excuses.

Just kidding. :) I forgive you.

Submitted by MitchTheComic (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I have a GED and haven't had a decent nights sleep in 3 months. I'm sorry my math skills are shit.

Submitted by MitchTheComic (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

and thanks for pointing out my ignorance Sage...I figured it out on my own, but it's nice to know people are paying attention.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sage RAGE over integers! LOLLOLOLOLL

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Now you're getting it. :)

Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Roll call! What?

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Epically failing at life, below.

Wow, learn how fucking integers work.

Submitted by MitchTheComic (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by MitchTheComic (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

it's gonna happen soon

Submitted by MitchTheComic (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

bad math below

Submitted by MitchTheComic (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

same as before, I will make this happen.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No dummy below, -.81 is lower than -.72.

Submitted by MitchTheComic (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

sorry for the +1, but to make it happen it had to be done..

Submitted by weather (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Go down, ye bugger!

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This helps?

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That should bump it a little closer

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-20 13:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

one step closer

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:21:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OOOh!! Close...

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

there

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Going for it.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-05 15:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-05 14:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

SOLUTION:

22 negative one ratings and 5 zero ratings

-22/27 = -0.814814814... = ~-0.81

Smallest answer I got so far, any others?

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-11-05 14:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

don't sell yourself short. you can get a -2, set the bar a little higher.

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-11-05 14:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-05 13:57:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by elkay94 (user info) at 2008-11-05 13:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fun.

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-05 13:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-05 13:46:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-12-19 15:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-12-19 14:43:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-12-19 05:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i halped?

Submitted by His_Infernal_Majesty (user info) at 2007-12-18 18:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-18 12:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You haven't won because you haven't hit -.81

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2007-12-18 12:35:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ha ha.
























I win

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2007-12-18 12:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-18 12:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm stuck at -0.79

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-18 12:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck this, someone else try.

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-18 12:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

.....

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-18 12:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Getting to -0.81 here is taking longer than the line up to Method's Mom on a Saturday night

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-18 12:21:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Come on...

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-18 12:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Almost there....

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-18 12:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Maybe 3 more

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-18 12:21:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not quite yet

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-18 12:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

A few more of these should do it

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-18 12:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oops


Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-18 12:19:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2007-12-18 09:14:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-12-18 02:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Close.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-12-18 02:47:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-18 02:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-12-18 01:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I did what I could

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-12-18 01:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

no comment

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-17 18:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm good with #'s

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-17 17:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm the guy that pulls the hair of the birthday girl.


Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-17 17:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:07:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2007-12-17 15:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

why am i bothering...

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2007-12-17 15:21:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-17 12:44:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

gay.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:53:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ha-Ha!

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-12-17 11:53:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ZERO?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-17 10:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

zero?

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

0?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Circe is teh awesome.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

If this doesn't tip it off -.8 I give up.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:06:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

And fails.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:06:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

One does one's best....

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:06:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sigh.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:05:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nope, one more.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

And this one.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:05:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Gah.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Two more should do it.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Maybe...


Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-12-17 09:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I had it perfect and you wankers broke it.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 07:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 06:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

So bored.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 06:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Big boobies.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-17 06:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Boobies.

Submitted by something_or_other (user info) at 2007-12-16 19:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Choke yourself.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-12-16 19:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-16 13:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's been rated by a bunch of people so many times that I don't think it's really gonna matter unless someone else, that hasn't already, rates it.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-16 11:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Not gonna happen

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-12-16 06:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

SPT: I'm Aiming for a -.81 Rating on THIS Post (1586 hits)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-12-13 11:03:39 EST

only me and sico should comment here from now on.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-12-16 02:13:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hmm. How about this?

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-12-16 02:01:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

die

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-16 00:09:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

lijgh

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-12-14 23:38:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

YES!

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-12-14 23:37:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

GET THERE YOU FUCKING FUCK

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-12-14 23:37:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

TOTALLY

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-12-14 23:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

H9I

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-12-14 23:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-14 23:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-14 21:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

you're welcome

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-14 21:41:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-12-14 21:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 17:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what the fuck is cv?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-14 16:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Nah. Looks like this fucker is tapped out.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-14 16:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


See if that works...


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-14 15:56:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

cv

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 15:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

My god! I knew I was hit whoring with this but the blatant idiocy of this is just shocking. It's like a game for people. This fucker has more reviews than my penis exposing post.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-14 15:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

haha

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-14 15:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by ELG (user info) at 2007-12-14 15:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2007-12-14 15:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck. .79

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2007-12-14 15:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

...um and again

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2007-12-14 15:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

now this again

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2007-12-14 15:13:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

now this

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2007-12-14 15:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ok so what did this do

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-12-14 14:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

cool

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-12-14 14:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

im so bored.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-12-14 13:50:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Uh... here?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-14 13:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oops

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 07:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hahaha below.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-14 04:35:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

SPT: I'm Aiming for a -.81 Rating on THIS Post (1099 hits)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-12-13 11:03:39 EST


----

I fucking win AGAIN.


I rule at this game.


Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-14 04:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

omg it changed. peace out home squad.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-14 04:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



ahh...




Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-14 04:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

right, well, im going to bed.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-14 04:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


um...

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-14 04:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i dont think im helping...

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-14 04:33:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nigger Comment

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-14 04:33:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

fucking nigger post, come on.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-14 04:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i've rated this about ten times since that last one and it wouldnt register them. i was furious for a moment.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-14 04:32:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you cant write consecutive -2 no comments?

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-14 04:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-14 04:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-12-14 03:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

My Recent Reviews

SPT: I'm Aiming for a -.81 Rating on THIS Post (Rating: -0.81 on 215 reviews, last by joedaddy 6 minutes ago)
Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-12-13 11:03:39 EST
Rating: -2 (#)


Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2007-12-14 03:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-14 03:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

-0.81


yeah!













uh oh

---

Oh, c'mon. It was intentionally modified.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-12-14 03:29:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-12-14 03:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-14 03:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

-0.81


yeah!













uh oh

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 00:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

<a href="http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=47641218jv9.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/9258/47641218jv9.th.jpg" border="0" alt="Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us" /></a>


http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/9258/47641218jv9.jpg

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 00:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

oh come the fuck on

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 00:39:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 00:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

lol\


Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 00:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

what?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-14 00:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cant believe i'm doing this

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-14 00:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

thought so

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-14 00:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

is that Tom Bosley?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-14 00:22:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i say

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-14 00:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bn

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-14 00:21:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

,,,

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-14 00:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

...

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-14 00:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

LOL I DID IT!!! WOOOO!!!!

IF I ONLY KNEW HOW TO SCREEN PRINT ON A MAC!




Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-14 00:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-12-13 23:52:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

or this?

Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-12-13 23:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

helping hand, I think

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by LiamG (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

zz

Submitted by LiamG (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:24:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by LiamG (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

bing

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

dammit!

Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

maybe one or two more

Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

hrm

Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this should do it

Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:19:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

wait wait..

Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

nope i fucked it

Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:18:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

how about..

Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:17:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

hrm.. maybe if i...

Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:16:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

oops heheh

Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-12-13 11:03:39 EST


wooooooo!!!! i did it!!

Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This really was some pretty ingenious hit-whoring.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

hahahaha at blt and phallic

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-12-13 21:59:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I am here for you.


Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-13 20:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

-2

Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2007-12-13 20:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-12-13 20:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

money

Submitted by SanDee (user info) at 2007-12-13 20:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Tough!

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-13 20:26:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

y

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-13 20:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-13 20:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-13 20:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Lemme help.

Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2007-12-13 20:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-12-13 20:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2007-12-13 20:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-13 18:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ahhh, you've overtaken me!

Your dirty pictures are in the mail.

Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-13 18:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Catchin' up to me there, hoss!

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-13 17:54:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NOT IF I CAN HELP IT! CELEBRATE! CELEBRATE!

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-13 17:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

there we go. it should stay the same with this one if the first -1 kept it the same.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-13 17:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

correction

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-13 17:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

whattya know, the future is now. the rating stayed the same.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-13 17:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

this rating will fuck it up but its a +2 in spirit so i'll try to help you out with ratings in the future.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2007-12-13 17:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Correctional rating

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-12-13 17:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It would've been more -2 worthy if it had included one of those "scratch'n'sniff"-lookin' camwhores, but what the hell. Merry Christmas.



Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-13 17:25:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i'll pound this bitch down just a taste more for you

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-13 17:09:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It's odd, whenever my upstairs neighbor's daughter/s are crying, I play music to tune that shit out. Every single time, when there is a break of silence between the first song and the next one about to start, I notice the little bastards have stopped.

Obviously music soothes them into shutting the fuck up, when will my dumbass neighbor realize this?

So, why -.81?

Submitted by Unwell (user info) at 2007-12-13 16:57:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Stuck at -0.78

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-12-13 16:52:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

getting there

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-13 16:25:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-13 16:22:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Unwell (user info) at 2007-12-13 16:09:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I failed.

Submitted by Unwell (user info) at 2007-12-13 16:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

...or this.

Submitted by Unwell (user info) at 2007-12-13 16:07:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I think this will do it

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-12-13 16:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

tweak

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-12-13 15:47:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Unwell (user info) at 2007-12-13 15:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-13 15:13:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:51:41 PST (#)
Ranking: -2

You need psychiatric help.


And, plastic surgery and lipo, but that's a different story.
-------

While Sico may be a fatty, at least he didn't immortalize one of his rolls on Uber.

I'm just sayin'.

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-12-13 15:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-12-13 15:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 15:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Leonore...it would go over swimmingly so long as you show me your cunt and tits. I'm a site administrator, you know. Seriously, these people are lemmings. If I +2 something first they will follow in my foot steps. Take this post for example. I told them to give me a negative rating and look... VOILA!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-13 14:51:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You need psychiatric help.


And, plastic surgery and lipo, but that's a different story.

Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-13 14:39:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey, sico, I had a question. If I wrote something in grandiose and sometimes ridiculous language but made it a comedy, would it go over well here?

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-13 14:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You really should read them, I'm quite awesome.

Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-13 14:38:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why not? Anything I can do to help.

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-12-13 14:31:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Stop fooling aroung on this post and go Elf Yourself.

http://www.elfyourself.com/

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-.81 MUSH MUSH

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

hehe

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:44:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ummm

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:31:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:30:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

jesus christ...i haven't lol'd this many times because of uber in a long time...thanks skrap. also, everyone, or anyone who wants to--read this and tell me if you laughed. i actually couldn't finish it for a while because i was lauhing so hard. http://www.ubersite.com/m/260

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:29:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

umm does this help

Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nothing personal. I kinda like your stuff, and would only ever rate it negatively if, you know...you asked.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hahah, fuck scourge and mudwhistle...jackasses.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nah, Sico, if my mom fucked this post up it'd stay fucked up until she gave it permission to fuck back down. So, it must've been someone else's mom. Good guess, though.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ooops, I meant to +2.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You want to get on the MVA, don't you?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by avatar_23451 (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:09:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Some fucking dipshit fucked it up. It was probably your mom. OH SNAP!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It was there once. Dunno what happened.

Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

One more for the cause.


Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2007-12-13 13:05:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-13 12:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll help with that.


Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-12-13 12:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

*blush*

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-12-13 12:54:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

uh, ok.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 12:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Understood...I'm just trying to get a -.81...is it that fucking hard? Get some alters or something. Oh, and drake...I'd fuck you so hard.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-12-13 12:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-12-13 12:46:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i DO like you, though.

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-13 12:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-.81?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 12:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Just send the fucking picture and I'll photoshop whatever condiment I want on it, at any time. VOILA!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-13 12:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Suck your own dick

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 12:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Had, I was only banking on there being one lass on uber.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 12:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ok. Agreed. Margarine or butter?

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-13 12:12:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-13 12:12:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Lass'? Are you serious?

LASSES!!!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 12:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Needle was giving me a bit too much credit. You can get a picture of my starfish in return.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:59:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh well that is incentive.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 die!!!
hahahaha!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

A picture of his needle dick probably.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hmmm?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What do I get in return?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hurty, I do not want to see your cock. Orphelia, I DO want to see your snatch and tits. Just fucking send them already and quit being so fucking suburban.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:51:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What is going on with the ratings?

Hurty, you asked all wrong. Men!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:49:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hmmm, that was a bad conversation:

Me "Hey dollsnatch, do you mind if I take a picture of my cock and put it on ubersite?"

Her "..."

Me "Honey?"

Her *CLICK*

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:48:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 16:46:58 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Also I have a thing about guys like The Hitcher. My best mate dressed as Papa Lazarou the other year - i so wanted to do him.

===============

The Hitcher > Papa Lazarou.

In anycase, I'm halfway there now, the hat is an integral part of the costume. Now I just need a greatcoat, some green paint and my 'solo polo vision'.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Tell her to get her bits out too. I am very interested in both. Must not rate...

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:46:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Also I have a thing about guys like The Hitcher. My best mate dressed as Papa Lazarou the other year - i so wanted to do him.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

There are many women and men who want to see my cock. Alas, I will consult with my fair lady before I let uber see it. It's not that she's a prude, but I doubt she wants to share.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry, to mess it up and all, but can i have one of those pics too please Hurty?

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Or this one?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 16:38:37 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/100515

hurty, send me pictures of your cock, STAT!

=======

Is that a genuine request? I'd fucking do it you know.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:41:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

damn... .82

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

That should do it.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Could this be the one that does it?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OOOOOoooh I would like to see that.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/100515

hurty, send me pictures of your cock, STAT!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 16:35:18 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1

I did it TWICE. THE END. Screw the Hitcher.

=======

Such is my love for The Hitcher my friend Kim made me a Polo Top Hat. Camwhore (maybe) later.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:35:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I did it TWICE. THE END. Screw the Hitcher.
(Not the real one, he scares me a little - hold my hand)

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Orphelia....put margarine and on your cunt and show it to me...NOW. I'm being completely serious. I'm trying to shuck corn at work and I need your cunt and tits to help me. I've got a semi-pants triangle going right now but I need something to send me over the edge. A visual...ASAP

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 16:26:33 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1

I did it once The Hitcher buggered it up. Where is he anyway?

========

Hopefully getting ready to be on The Boosh tonight. He did it first anyway.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ooops

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:27:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

closer

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

here to help

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

K

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I did it once The Hitcher buggered it up. Where is he anyway?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:26:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

SPT: I'm Aiming for a -.81 Rating on THIS Post
Category: None

Rating: -0.81 on 64 reviews (Rate this item) (V) (Label this item)
X
Labels:

Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-12-13 11:03:39 EST

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I WIN!


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was gonna bugger it up anyway. I will never leave you satisfied Sico

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oi how come you never wanna see my beaver, only my boobies?
--

I'd go for both


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:25:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


math


Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Dammit


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oi how come you never wanna see my beaver, only my boobies?

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Christ this is what sex must be like. Uphoria followed by dissapointment


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:24:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Lordy

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:24:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ghola, send me pictures of your shaven beaver...STAT!

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:23:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

to fuck it up.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't know who TLSUDA is but I want to FUCK HIM SO HARD...after I pull out of orphelia of course. Orphelia....I'm dead serious right now. Put your tits in my email...seriously.

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

now

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:19:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

this should fix it

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

OK stop stop that's it

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:19:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OOOH...so close scourge but you just missed it.

Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:19:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://img249.imageshack.us/my.php?image=donerz6.jpg

Don't lie to yourself Orphelia.

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

how's that

Submitted by tlsuda (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Will you touch me like you did last night?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:18:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

why aim so low?

this is worth at least a -1.86

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I feel like The Uniter

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:17:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I see dead users

Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:17:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh dear, I think I overshot the target there a little bit.






Oh well..

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

odd

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:16:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Glad to help you out.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Slag

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

HUXXASXEHE

Submitted by tlsuda (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I still love you

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:15:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Drogo! I did it the hitcher ruined it

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Huh

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I saw it it worked Halleluia


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Stop it!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Now fix it, Hitch man :(

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I hate you so hard

Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Piss.

Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wrong, I did slag.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

haruumphhh...it can be done...now leave this post immediately and never return to it.

SPT: I'm Aiming for a -.81 Rating on THIS Post
Category: None

Rating: -0.81 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V) (Label this item)

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:12:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I think I have done it!

Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:12:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:12:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

this one


Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

By the by...it's been a while since I made a sexual pass at drogo. Drogo, I want to dip my wick in your wax pot, hunky.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

wait this must help


Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

...

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

bwahahahaha, *cry* *laughter* I'll never see -.81 in my time :(

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Um...

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I suck at this can I go back to the corner? Dont worry about the hat I have my own!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:10:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

what about?

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:09:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oops!

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:09:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

maybe

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hmmm what to do what to do?

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

good luck

Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

damn. overkill

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't think I've ever seen the -.81 rating on this site. One of you nerds look it up for me.

Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

hope this helps.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:06:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:05:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

i am no good at maths
===
clearly, no

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hahah @ orphelia.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:05:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

i am no good at maths

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:05:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:04:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:04:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll start.


The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes
... Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty -- that was our planet! You
maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

-- Homer Simpson
Deep Space Homer