Merry Christmas From Bart (5065 hits)
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Submitted by Bart Cilfone <uberuser.at.cilfone.com> (View user info) at 2007-12-25 04:07:22 EST
It's audio. That means there's nothing to read.
Holiday Greetings.mp3 (370 kB) [audio/mpeg]
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-12-18 06:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
didn't read it
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-12-18 04:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Christmas Bart
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2008-12-18 03:37:32 EST (#)
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It is almost Christmas again.
I am looking forward to this years message....
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-26 11:34:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know if other people submitted it too, or if you saw the site on some other place, but this is likely the first time you put something on bored at work that i sent you.
Submitted by JacobKReist (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Pre-Clears,
The aims of Scientology are: A civilization without insanity, without criminals and without war, where the able can prosper and honest beings can have rights, and where man is free to rise to greater heights. The application of Scientology technology, developed by L. Ron Hubbard, can resolve the major social issues we face in the 21st Century, including drugs, illiteracy, the breakdown of moral standards and consequent soaring crime rates. The Church of Scientology International and Scientology churches on five continents sponsor programs implementing L. Ron Hubbard's technology to resolve these and many other social ills.
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REVEREND JACOB K REIST
Submitted by iacobus (user info) at 2008-02-08 16:57:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-24 04:00:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whips and chains, handcuffs, smack a little booty up with my belt!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2008-01-04 22:22:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2007-12-31 00:58:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Which pretty much sums up the entire line up that Ubersite currently has to offer, based on a few random clicks.. I must have missed the evolution to "Web 2.0" where this site was moved to 100% camwhoring, one word references to prior posts, and animated GIFs.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-12-30 20:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-12-29 13:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks bart, i got it late but appreciate the sentiment anyway
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-28 10:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
TheDoctor: Fucking with EI since God was a boy.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-12-28 07:08:53 EST (#)
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Fuck you Santa, here you go yet again taking christmas away from Jesus. Go find your own holiday you fat bastard!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:21:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:28:45 EST (#)
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Bart, let's get high and watch Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:27:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-27 11:27:18 EST (#)
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I allowed Quint to write my material since I'm a bit stressed for time today.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-27 11:06:58 EST (#)
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Is that a compliment? Besides, the mom jokes are about as old as you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-27 10:49:27 EST (#)
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Oh yeah, sico...bart and I are real "tight" - like your mom's anus.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-27 10:45:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 10:38:43 EST (#)
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Barts post always end up in some gay argument.
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Besides longevity, it's the secret to the MVA.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-27 10:38:45 EST (#)
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Yeah shlongy, shouldn't you be fellating bart?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 10:38:43 EST (#)
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Barts post always end up in some gay argument.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-27 10:35:05 EST (#)
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Alright...one of you just has to sit in the front seat of the short bus...the other in the back seat.
Problem solved.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-27 10:33:10 EST (#)
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I disagree with that. You give helmet wearing retards something to be proud of.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-27 10:24:13 EST (#)
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edit: in an attempt to look or sound
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-27 10:21:14 EST (#)
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what if it just meant that I'm not trying to be a dick
as in I genuinely want an answer I'm not just some sico-douche dropping in to leave a witless comment to look or sound cool
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-27 10:18:29 EST (#)
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Because you're another muppet, that's why. Why you felt the need to include "not being a dick" gives the impression that you are afraid of the site moderator.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-27 10:12:33 EST (#)
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shut it sico, you're the fucking posterboy for slackjawed dipshits and thus shouldn't even attempt to point out the idiocy of others.
why would i seriously care if bart got 'mad'?
i rephrased my question because I wanted an answer to what I was really trying to ask in the first place.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-27 08:33:50 EST (#)
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Watching mudwhistle fumble around his words while trying not to piss bart off is funny. It's like a little kid asking questions about sex, not quite sure if he's gonna get smacked or answered seriously.
Jack, you fail.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-27 07:23:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-26 17:30:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-26 15:35:14 CST (#)
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so are these last ditch efforts to save a dying site?
I'm not being a dick, it's a serious question.
This place is slow slow lately so is are these new tags your last shot at keeping her afloat?
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No offense, but do you have any idea how ridiculous this comment is? This isn't Ubersite Inc. a subsidiary of Halliburton that's going to get sold off if it doesn't mean next quarter's revenue targets. The site has always been completely free and makes next to nothing with or without ads or digg links. The way Ubersite stays afloat is by my having money or having a job that pays money and as far as I know, my employer isn't going to give me a raise if Ubersite gets more traffic through StumbleUpon.
This is what it is and I said exactly what it is:
"I figure Ubersite should have some kind of connection to the outside world and the 'social bookmark' sites do provide some value that isn't available on the site otherwise."
Promotion is good, visibility is good, and more users are good. Bored at Work has no growth potential as is and we're finally at the point on the web where there are other sites that have come close to the level of functionality Ubersite had in 1999. It's time to start marching forward.
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having re read the comment..it was ridiculous because the wording was awful.
what I meant was is this your attempt to keep this place interesting to the wider spectrum than the usual 20-30 people that come here.
not a commentary on the monetary value of the site. You commented once before that uber can stay up and running so long as you are interested in keeping it up so I was more wondering if you were losing interest because the site is less interesting and you were taking a stab at bringing in fresh talent so to speak.
no offense taken, I openly admit that I sound like a retard now and again.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 05:57:43 EST (#)
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you sound like a dork, my favorite!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 05:51:57 EST (#)
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its lucky im naturally da bestest ummmmmmmmmm. although I have just realised I spend £12 on tigi hair manuplator. Hurty doesnt use hair product, mainly because he has no hair.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 05:49:47 EST (#)
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TheDoctor WAS stolen. I even sent an email to Bart but I think he has bigger fish to fry.
And Em, it is inner beauty what counts. Well, that is what my mum and dad told me :(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 05:46:24 EST (#)
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Darn those alter thiefs! haha yeah right.
I say if people cant be themselves then whats the point, I would be rubbish with an alter, mainly because I cant spell.
I cant believe how ugly hurty looks in that camwhore of his.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 05:44:17 EST (#)
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It is pretty desperate to STEAL an account.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 05:43:17 EST (#)
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Alters are for losers. Heh, I love it how alters get STOLEN. heh.
Oh well it sure is quiet on here today.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 05:40:18 EST (#)
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Why assume you are??
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Other than DreamWeaver and formely TheDoctor before it was STOLEN you have accused me other having others and knowing of others. I know nothing.
DreamWeaver was meant for me to post stupid stuff ie the spoof of Ax's post. Alters have a purpose. Mostly.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 05:32:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 10:24:51 GMT (#)
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Alters for this reason are pathetic, fair enough if they want to post different work that will not get rated fairly on their original account. There are two people, neigh 3 on here whom I know own the majority of active alters and its pathetic.
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I better not be in that three, Em.
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Why assume you are??
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2007-12-27 05:30:32 EST (#)
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http://www.break.com/index/the-man-with-another-100-voices.html
What are the odds randomly surfing the internet would lead to me accidentally finding you? (Look in credits)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 05:24:51 EST (#)
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Alters for this reason are pathetic, fair enough if they want to post different work that will not get rated fairly on their original account. There are two people, neigh 3 on here whom I know own the majority of active alters and its pathetic.
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I better not be in that three, Em.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 04:13:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-27 03:01:29 GMT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-26 21:48:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 21:23:34 EST (#)
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If everyone just licked ass all day long like Sac-timonious it would be boring as hell.
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Alters often like to generalize. You're about as desperate to pick fights on the internet as Caul is. Only Caul's pretty funny sometimes. Shouldn't you be trying to impress someone somewhere with your impressive knowledge of "the business?"
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buahuahuahuahuahuahuah
Alters often like to generalize, huh?
What the fuck does that even mean? Everybody generalizes, you daft cunt. And everybody specifies, too. It's called communication, discourse, intercourse, alter course and full speed ahead there's always another ass to kiss!
Tell me more, Sac-timonious.
I want to learn the ways of uber, oh wise one, oh inter-sage.
First question: Who the fuck is caul?
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Alters for this reason are pathetic, fair enough if they want to post different work that will not get rated fairly on their original account. There are two people, neigh 3 on here whom I know own the majority of active alters and its pathetic.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-12-27 03:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, keep my ratings. But at the very least give me back my ability to post. Cause clearly that's why I haven't posted in 5 months and only made liike 13 posts all of last year, yup nothing to do with me being lazy at all.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-12-27 03:45:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Give darko his ratings back. You can have mine instead.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-27 01:58:30 EST (#)
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The way I see it, giving darko his ratings back would be like giving Arnold Schwarzenegger a Midwestern accent or giving Steven Hawking new legs.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-12-27 00:16:34 EST (#)
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This was the worst Darko Getbackhisratings Day ever! :'(
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-26 23:28:15 EST (#)
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Sorry darko, I agree with genko.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-12-26 23:03:19 EST (#)
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Sorry, darko old son, but Ubersite just wouldn't be Ubersite if you had the ability to rate things.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-12-26 22:20:52 EST (#)
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How about you help me celebrate a Happy Darko Getbackhisratings Day? It's like Canada's boxing day, but with more rating restoration.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 22:20:37 EST (#)
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Merry Christmas, Scourge!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 22:19:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-26 22:03:49 EST (#)
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oh my zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Bart's post was boring, I agree.
But answer the fucking question, Sac-timonious:
How much ass does an ass-kiss kiss when an ass-kiss must kiss ass?
You know you know.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-26 22:15:10 EST (#)
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the moron festival being hosted on this post by Willie and Bubba is really fucking pathetic.
merry christmas, willie!
fuck you, bubba!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-26 22:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 22:01:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-26 21:48:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 21:23:34 EST (#)
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If everyone just licked ass all day long like Sac-timonious it would be boring as hell.
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Alters often like to generalize. You're about as desperate to pick fights on the internet as Caul is. Only Caul's pretty funny sometimes. Shouldn't you be trying to impress someone somewhere with your impressive knowledge of "the business?"
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buahuahuahuahuahuahuah
Alters often like to generalize, huh?
What the fuck does that even mean? Everybody generalizes, you daft cunt. And everybody specifies, too. It's called communication, discourse, intercourse, alter course and full speed ahead there's always another ass to kiss!
Tell me more, Sac-timonious.
I want to learn the ways of uber, oh wise one, oh inter-sage.
First question: Who the fuck is caul?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-26 21:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 21:23:34 EST (#)
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If everyone just licked ass all day long like Sac-timonious it would be boring as hell.
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Alters often like to generalize. You're about as desperate to pick fights on the internet as Caul is. Only Caul's pretty funny sometimes. Shouldn't you be trying to impress someone somewhere with your impressive knowledge of "the business?"
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-26 21:37:01 EST (#)
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Willie, guess how wrong you are. In about a month you will know.
Saccy, tell him to fuck off.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 21:23:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-26 21:04:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:49:34 EST (#)
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So you want to dabble in things that interest you.
Why didn't you say so before?
You could have saved me a lot of heartache listening to sadie73, Ira.
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So, you listen to the written word? Idiot.
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I'll be goddamned. It IS Bubba.
You dumb fucking geezer, why are you pretending to be Sadie when everyone is familiar with Bubba?
Oh, right.
Shit, that's funny.
The next alter you make, try and actually be funny and don't correct people's grammar and shit.
I didn't mind you as Bubba, by the way. A site such as this needs a lot of different types of assholes to be interesting.
If everyone just licked ass all day long like Sac-timonious it would be boring as hell.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-26 21:04:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:49:34 EST (#)
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So you want to dabble in things that interest you.
Why didn't you say so before?
You could have saved me a lot of heartache listening to sadie73, Ira.
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So, you listen to the written word? Idiot.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:49:34 EST (#)
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So you want to dabble in things that interest you.
Why didn't you say so before?
You could have saved me a lot of heartache listening to sadie73, Ira.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:49:30 EST (#)
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im crap at your stupid italics.
bollocks
*sulks*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:49:03 EST (#)
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See, the problem is I already make a very good living doing something else entirely. I have no interest in trying to do normal professional voice acting, although I would be willing to work for money on something that was small and independent. Also, we're using the phrases "small and independent" differently where you're talking about production companies and I'm thinking more like amateur online videos or games.
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Voiceovers for german pornos?
American DJ Voice: "See the problem here is your cable isn't plugged in"
Excited German Woman: "OOOOH JAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
American DJ Voice: "Lemme fix that right now..."
Excited German Woman: "Das ist guutt!"
Bart "You will notice at this point that the cable <i>was</i> plugged in"
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:41:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 18:14:19 CST (#)
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1. I never said I was interested in "professional" voice acting. I think people in pocketed niche industries like that get off by claiming they're the professionals and people on the outside are amateur nobodies. If I was going to do voice acting, I would do it for something small and independent, not for a useless titan like...
So you want to do "amateur" voice acting? Even small and independent production companies, who are in business to make money, use the best voice actors they can get, which means "professionals." When I called you a 'nobody', that means in the realm of voice actors, that's exactly what you are. It doesn't mean you couldn't become a 'somebody,' which is only someone who makes a living doing it.
If it's any comfort, you are a 'somebody' on ubersite.
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See, the problem is I already make a very good living doing something else entirely. I have no interest in trying to do normal professional voice acting, although I would be willing to work for money on something that was small and independent. Also, we're using the phrases "small and independent" differently where you're talking about production companies and I'm thinking more like amateur online videos or games.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:38:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:19:37 EST (#)
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Wait a sec...you took a SECOND job at Jack in the Box? Don't you get confused as to what uniform to put on in the morning? And the paper hats...Must be a nightmare around Hot Willie's mom's house in the morning while you get ready for work.
Bubba's not the sharpest pencil in the deck, if you catch my drift.
(Pssstttt!!! Shlongy: Pencils don't COME IN DECKS, ya fuckin' douche!!!) :)
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:35:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:19:37 EST (#)
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Wait a sec...you took a SECOND job at Jack in the Box? Don't you get confused as to what uniform to put on in the morning? And the paper hats...Must be a nightmare around Hot Willie's mom's house in the morning while you get ready for work.
Bubba's not the sharpest pencil in the deck, if you catch my drift.
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C'mon, Shlongy, don't jump on the train that says I'm Bubba. I like you, but if you start calling me Bubba I'll, I'll, I'll..... Oh, fuck it!!! Call me whom you will. I've given you nothing but +2s, So, if you want to degrade me, fuck off and die.
<dipshit>
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:30:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:24:07 EST (#)
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Hey motherfucker, I'm shift supervisor now.
Show me some goddamn respect.
Did you want fries with that?
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Heh. Willie, you're OK, for a retard. :)
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 19:38:47 EST (#)
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Hot Willie- Do you have reading comprehension issues or do you just need your teeth punched in? That, I'd do gratis.
Where the fuck did I say ANYTHING about making "big bucks" doing voice work?
I've been paid for it - and if they won't pay, someone else has to do it. BFD...That's what I said, you fucking illiterate dicksmoker.
I don't lie about anything in this shithole. I don't have to. My stories are more interesting than everyone elses' fiction.
If bart or anyone is interested in doing ANY voice work, I'm fairly certain that he'd be starting BY doing local radio spots for "Al's Diner and Lube Service" before Hollywood comes calling, you fucking jagoff.
You've yet to prove you know anything about anything, HOT WILLIE, if that IS your real name.
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Shlongy ten thousand, WQillie -19.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:24:07 EST (#)
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Hey motherfucker, I'm shift supervisor now.
Show me some goddamn respect.
Did you want fries with that?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:19:37 EST (#)
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Wait a sec...you took a SECOND job at Jack in the Box? Don't you get confused as to what uniform to put on in the morning? And the paper hats...Must be a nightmare around Hot Willie's mom's house in the morning while you get ready for work.
Bubba's not the sharpest pencil in the deck, if you catch my drift.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:01:16 EST (#)
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Shlongy, you'll have to raise up a little taller and speak directly into jack's mouth, okay sport?
Throw a couple of phone books in the car next time.
And to answer your previous question:
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 19:38:47 EST (#)
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Where the fuck did I say ANYTHING about making "big bucks" doing voice work?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 19:17:02 EST (#)
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Of course I don't "make a living doing voice work", you arrogant prick.
But I've been paid plenty to do them...sometimes in cash...sometimes in trade.
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I like arguing with you, Shlongy. At least you're more entertaining than Sadie.
But then, so is gargling with razor blades.
Gimme another one of those older than Bubba gems you use on the college kids.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-26 19:54:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-26 18:55:30 EST (#)
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3. I am a software engineer, website operator, grass roots libertarian, and a damn fine lover. I wish to bring change to the world by empowering individuals to better themselves and their surroundings.
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*swoon*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 19:53:50 EST (#)
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Hot Willie; When I want to have a "discussion" with you, I'll just pull up to the drive-thru.
HOW'S THAT SOUND TO YOU?
Or, can you not hear me unless the voice is coming through one of those speaker boxes?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 19:45:33 EST (#)
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JUST ANSWER THE QUESTIONS DICKNOSE.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT MRS SHLONGY'S IMPLANTS?
Seriously, I chipped a tooth and I'll have to do 37,348 local promos to cover the dental work.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 19:38:47 EST (#)
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Hot Willie- Do you have reading comprehension issues or do you just need your teeth punched in? That, I'd do gratis.
Where the fuck did I say ANYTHING about making "big bucks" doing voice work?
I've been paid for it - and if they won't pay, someone else has to do it. BFD...That's what I said, you fucking illiterate dicksmoker.
I don't lie about anything in this shithole. I don't have to. My stories are more interesting than everyone elses' fiction.
If bart or anyone is interested in doing ANY voice work, I'm fairly certain that he'd be starting BY doing local radio spots for "Al's Diner and Lube Service" before Hollywood comes calling, you fucking jagoff.
You've yet to prove you know anything about anything, HOT WILLIE, if that IS your real name.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-12-26 19:30:23 EST (#)
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Shlongy and I may not agree on many things...but he is damned right about clear channel.
I had an interview a few weeks ago with a westwood station in raleigh. they loved my voice, but I didn't have enough experience to suit them. I guess I should try and get an internship or something first...weird though a 35 year old intern is just, well, weird.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 19:24:07 EST (#)
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Yeah, Shlongy, those local radio spots pay big bucks, all right.
If you'd move up to nationals, maybe you could get Mrs. Shlongy's implants fixed.
I felt a little knot in Righty when you were on the field during the pre-game salute to Trannies On Parade.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 19:17:54 EST (#)
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PS. Clear Channel is the fucking devil.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 19:17:02 EST (#)
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Of course I don't "make a living doing voice work", you arrogant prick.
But I've been paid plenty to do them...sometimes in cash...sometimes in trade.
I bet you get your share of "trade" too, like when you're picking up someone's trash at 6am on a Wednesday morning, and there's a perfectly good chair with 3 legs...or a nice B & W TV set just sitting on the curb, next to the garbage cans that you have to empty....You can take it home and it doesn't cost you a thing!
That's KIND of like what I'm talking about, only smellier.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 19:14:19 EST (#)
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1. I never said I was interested in "professional" voice acting. I think people in pocketed niche industries like that get off by claiming they're the professionals and people on the outside are amateur nobodies. If I was going to do voice acting, I would do it for something small and independent, not for a useless titan like...
So you want to do "amateur" voice acting? Even small and independent production companies, who are in business to make money, use the best voice actors they can get, which means "professionals." When I called you a 'nobody', that means in the realm of voice actors, that's exactly what you are. It doesn't mean you couldn't become a 'somebody,' which is only someone who makes a living doing it.
If it's any comfort, you are a 'somebody' on ubersite.
2. Clear Channel is one of the very few very evil companies in the world. The media companies, the war companies, and the oil companies are all as close to pure evil as soulless economic entities can be. They exist to restrict access to resources through war and propaganda and to rake in billions for the politicians and executives in charge at the expense of everyone else their black hate touches.
I agree with this completely.
3. I am a software engineer, website operator, grass roots libertarian, and a damn fine lover. I wish to bring change to the world by empowering individuals to better themselves and their surroundings. Voice acting would be fun, but I have no desire to spout off lies about why black people should smoke menthols or why you need to get lasik eye surgery to be more attractive. I also have no desire to pitch songs for major record labels or read government propaganda and present it as news. There is no room for someone like me in the radio world because the radio world has no place in the world I want to see in the future.
I agree with 90% of this.
Guess what the other (damn fine lover) 10% is?
And you would slit Bubba's mother's throat to make a living doing voices for video games or cartoons.
You just would.
Ask your buddy JMG.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 19:01:34 EST (#)
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Shlongy's probably talking about local radio station promos where they pick out the staff member who can actually read to speak into the microphone for 30 seconds without stumbling over anything more than three syllables.
No offense to him, but I doubt he makes a living doing voiceover work in commercials, cartoons, and video games, which sounded like what Bart was talking about when he said 'voice acting' and what I was talking about when you jumped into the conversation and displayed your ignorance.
You sound like that prick Bubba who used to tongue McCallum's anus on a regular basis and prowl his posts for any sign of dissent.
Is that you, Bubs? Did you get banned or something?
Go fuck yourself, regardless.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-26 18:56:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 18:53:42 EST (#)
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But it WAS funny....
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Agreed. . .
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-26 18:55:30 EST (#)
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1. I never said I was interested in "professional" voice acting. I think people in pocketed niche industries like that get off by claiming they're the professionals and people on the outside are amateur nobodies. If I was going to do voice acting, I would do it for something small and independent, not for a useless titan like...
2. Clear Channel is one of the very few very evil companies in the world. The media companies, the war companies, and the oil companies are all as close to pure evil as soulless economic entities can be. They exist to restrict access to resources through war and propaganda and to rake in billions for the politicians and executives in charge at the expense of everyone else their black hate touches.
3. I am a software engineer, website operator, grass roots libertarian, and a damn fine lover. I wish to bring change to the world by empowering individuals to better themselves and their surroundings. Voice acting would be fun, but I have no desire to spout off lies about why black people should smoke menthols or why you need to get lasik eye surgery to be more attractive. I also have no desire to pitch songs for major record labels or read government propaganda and present it as news. There is no room for someone like me in the radio world because the radio world has no place in the world I want to see in the future.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 18:53:42 EST (#)
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But it WAS funny....
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-26 18:51:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 18:40:47 EST (#)
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Exactly. Don't quit your day job.
Or in Sadie's case, find a day job to go with that night job in the alley behind the pool hall.
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Willard, at least Shlongy comes across as a human being (imagine that!) rather than an asshole. He obviously has years of experience in radio. What do you have, other than a superiority complex? People on this site write great stories and you slam them because you cannot separate the writer and his good works from his personality/political leanings.
You probably don't even see my point in all of this, but I tried. Nice attempt at pissing me off with the alley comment. It didn't work.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 18:40:47 EST (#)
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Exactly. Don't quit your day job.
Or in Sadie's case, find a day job to go with that night job in the alley behind the pool hall.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-26 18:39:29 EST (#)
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Willie, you're a nasty, holier-than-thou prick who knows more than The Almighty hisself. If you are so great, why do you waste your time here with the rest of the rabble?
Take a swipe at anyone you wish; pass out a -2 to a good story simply because I pissed you off. You're the type of guy who punches his mother because your brother made you angry. Get a life, dipshit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 18:36:47 EST (#)
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Yeah...it's real difficult to get "VO" work.
I've done about 500 radio ads and a small number of TV voiceovers over the years and I'm just an idiot without an agent.
So what I'm saying is, that even a doofus like bart can probably find a gig....but as always, "don't quit your dayjob".
...or you'll starve to death, most likely.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 18:30:58 EST (#)
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stfu sadie, you moron.
Bart said he was interested in "voice acting."
But no agent takes on a client who will only go on voiceover calls unless they sound like James Earl Jones. Unless they're doing you a favor (connections)
But anyone with a pulse can get a commercial agent. They will expect the actor to go on all commercial calls.
If the actor books work, that makes the agent money, and the agent will be more likely to send them on voice calls.
Voiceover work is very difficult to do well for reasons I'm not going to explain to an idiot like you.
It's also very lucrative because when they find people that do it well they use them again and again, which explains why you hear the same voices over and over in commercials.
They also use alot of celebrities which narrows the field for nobodies. (like Bart)
And I'll swipe at McCallum any goddamn time I want to.
Who the fuck are you, his girlfriend?
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-12-26 18:27:04 EST (#)
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I like Bart's voice. It reminds of of one of those books on tape voices. Very pleasant to listen to and non-abrasive.
If I only knew how to put up sound files here.
BTW Ubersite has had an impact on the user-submitted content: I travel far and wide on teh intartubes and I have seen in several places (like Fark) in which a particularly funny item will get a +2 in the comments.
Makes me smile.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-26 18:09:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 16:43:00 EST (#)
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You don't have a good voice for radio in the way others have said.
But your voice sounds good for commercial work, which is altogether different.
Voiceover work is a tough fucking field to break into without connections.
But seeing as how you've got that Ira Glass flat midwestern everyman intelligent-but-wimpy look and sound to match...straight commercial agents are easy to get because no one cares about experience, it only matters what you look like. And they do a ton of regional shit in Chicago.
You could try and break into commercials and if you book your agent will probably be glad to throw you into the pool of voiceover work. It is actually very difficult, but one of those things everybody thinks they can do well but very few actually can.
Like telling jokes or cunnilingus.
Or you can use the patented McCallum system of self-recording!
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Careful,Willie, your ugly green monster is creeping out of its cell. "OMFG, Liek, its SO hard to get int0 widdout connekshuns!!"
How about that backhanded slam at McCallum? What's wrong, Willie, are you so jaded by all the money you make from your published material and your vocal works that you can't stand the anticipated competition?
Get a fucking life.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-26 18:04:01 EST (#)
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Shameless hitwhore : http://www.ubersite.com/m/113937
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-26 17:36:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-26 02:00:21 EST (#)
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....I think I have more to offer by doing other things.
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and the other things are?...
just being nosey is all
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-26 17:34:32 EST (#)
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I fear change. I want to keep Uber my dirty litle secret...
Those symbols took me to a place where people seemed happy and normal and the world seemed bright. I didn't like it.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-26 17:30:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-26 15:35:14 CST (#)
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so are these last ditch efforts to save a dying site?
I'm not being a dick, it's a serious question.
This place is slow slow lately so is are these new tags your last shot at keeping her afloat?
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No offense, but do you have any idea how ridiculous this comment is? This isn't Ubersite Inc. a subsidiary of Halliburton that's going to get sold off if it doesn't mean next quarter's revenue targets. The site has always been completely free and makes next to nothing with or without ads or digg links. The way Ubersite stays afloat is by my having money or having a job that pays money and as far as I know, my employer isn't going to give me a raise if Ubersite gets more traffic through StumbleUpon.
This is what it is and I said exactly what it is:
"I figure Ubersite should have some kind of connection to the outside world and the 'social bookmark' sites do provide some value that isn't available on the site otherwise."
Promotion is good, visibility is good, and more users are good. Bored at Work has no growth potential as is and we're finally at the point on the web where there are other sites that have come close to the level of functionality Ubersite had in 1999. It's time to start marching forward.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-26 16:43:00 EST (#)
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You don't have a good voice for radio in the way others have said.
But your voice sounds good for commercial work, which is altogether different.
Voiceover work is a tough fucking field to break into without connections.
But seeing as how you've got that Ira Glass flat midwestern everyman intelligent-but-wimpy look and sound to match...straight commercial agents are easy to get because no one cares about experience, it only matters what you look like. And they do a ton of regional shit in Chicago.
You could try and break into commercials and if you book your agent will probably be glad to throw you into the pool of voiceover work. It is actually very difficult, but one of those things everybody thinks they can do well but very few actually can.
Like telling jokes or cunnilingus.
Or you can use the patented McCallum system of self-recording!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-26 16:35:14 EST (#)
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so are these last ditch efforts to save a dying site?
I'm not being a dick, it's a serious question.
This place is slow slow lately so is are these new tags your last shot at keeping her afloat?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-12-26 16:00:51 EST (#)
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It's Christmas?
Now I feel bad for punching that charity collector in the face.
The last time I answered the door to a bearded fellow in red clothes he muttered something about 'joy and good will to all men', I presumed he was just another gay tomato.
I get them all the time.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-12-26 15:47:19 EST (#)
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You sound like a radio DJ or announcer.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-26 15:24:19 EST (#)
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You make me so wet, Mr. Cilfone.
I've got the mistletoe ready.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 15:17:38 EST (#)
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So what exactly does this do for my entertaining and excellent, yet unappreciated by those outside of Uber, body of Uber work?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-26 15:01:10 EST (#)
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I'm playing around with things. I put yahoo ads on the pages if you're not logged in and then last night I added the links to digg and stumbleupon.
If you look at the MRTG graphs:
http://adam.ubersite.com/mrtg/localhost_2.html
The huge bump this past Friday was due to the traffic from StumbleUpon to the Demotivating the Weekend post. I figure Ubersite should have some kind of connection to the outside world and the "social bookmark" sites do provide some value that isn't available on the site otherwise.
I'm not going to add the huge box of little icons linking to 50 different sites, but I chose Digg and StumbleUpon as the most relevant and appropriate for Ubersite.
Also, the icons should be right aligned in the window to be as unobtrusive as possible. If you see them left aligned, your browser has an old version of the stylesheet cached. You can hold shift and hit the reload button to fix that.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-12-26 14:29:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-26 07:00:47 EST (#)
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Whoever suggested to you that you do voice acting played a cruel, yet hilarious joke on you.
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Your opinion is worth less than the piece of underwear lint I just pulled off the end of my dick.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-26 08:51:18 EST (#)
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It looks like MySpace. I am disgusted.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-26 08:48:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-26 06:06:01 CST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-12-26 10:48:40 GMT (#)
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whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
what's with this submit to digg and stumbleupon shindig?
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ANSWERS DAMNIT!!!
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All in good time.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-26 07:06:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-12-26 10:48:40 GMT (#)
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whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
what's with this submit to digg and stumbleupon shindig?
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ANSWERS DAMNIT!!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-26 07:00:47 EST (#)
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Whoever suggested to you that you do voice acting played a cruel, yet hilarious joke on you.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-12-26 05:48:40 EST (#)
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whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
what's with this submit to digg and stumbleupon shindig?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-12-26 05:46:07 EST (#)
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Merry Christmas
Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2007-12-26 03:24:49 EST (#)
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I plus two this only because you bothered.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-12-26 02:40:06 EST (#)
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WTF IM NOT READING ALL THAT
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-12-26 02:31:20 EST (#)
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JIHAD! JIHAD!
ALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-12-26 02:23:07 EST (#)
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You must have had a terrible childhood!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yon2YuXssvo
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-26 02:00:21 EST (#)
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I have no idea what heat miser is.
Jack, thanks for the compliment. I'm interested in doing voice acting, but I don't think I would want to be on radio. I could never in good conscience work for Clear Channel and radio people make dick until they work their way through the field and either get onto a big show or get into a big market. Plus, I think I have more to offer by doing other things.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-12-26 01:43:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-25 21:59:42 CST (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-12-25 14:51:42 CST (#)
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The audio ended at 13 seconds yet the damn file kept going to 18 second. 5 seconds of dead air. Thanks a whole lot, Mr. Audio.
Make another .mp3 with you singing the "heat miser" song and I'll forgive you.
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I noticed that, but even though I know a lot about encoding and streaming audio, I don't know much about editing it using GarageBand. It turns out there's an "end of project" indicator that was set wrong and caused the dead air at the end of the track. I fixed it, but it's not worth uploading it again.
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But no "heat miser"? WTF?!?
I started garage band on the new iMac I just gave as a gift for X-mas and promptly shut it off as I was completely lost. At least I can surf the net on the thing and DVD's play real nice and look good on the 24" screen.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-25 22:59:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-12-25 14:51:42 CST (#)
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The audio ended at 13 seconds yet the damn file kept going to 18 second. 5 seconds of dead air. Thanks a whole lot, Mr. Audio.
Make another .mp3 with you singing the "heat miser" song and I'll forgive you.
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I noticed that, but even though I know a lot about encoding and streaming audio, I don't know much about editing it using GarageBand. It turns out there's an "end of project" indicator that was set wrong and caused the dead air at the end of the track. I fixed it, but it's not worth uploading it again.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-25 20:20:53 EST (#)
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Merry Christmas. Sorry about the Elvis thing.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-25 20:02:25 EST (#)
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I wish I knew where our thing was
Merry Christmas, Bart.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-25 17:53:40 EST (#)
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i smiled.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, BART!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-25 17:22:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-25 08:45:29 PST (#)
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"Mmmmmghfm Rrrmmmghths"
That was Method's Mom saying "Merry Christmas" with my cock in her mouth.
Still funny, dude. Srsly.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2007-12-25 15:57:07 EST (#)
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Happy merrimas, Bart.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-12-25 15:51:42 EST (#)
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The audio ended at 13 seconds yet the damn file kept going to 18 second. 5 seconds of dead air. Thanks a whole lot, Mr. Audio.
Make another .mp3 with you singing the "heat miser" song and I'll forgive you.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-12-25 13:12:36 EST (#)
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Holy shit. I hear this said about a lot of uberusers who do audio and just wince, but in your case it's true-- that would be a great voice for radio.
Why don't you send a cd to Clear Channel? You could probably get a show. Here are a few starters...
"Harry Reid is a delusional psychotic, and here are five examples of his insanity in play..."
"If you think we've seen violations of privacy law under the current President, just wait until Hillary gets into the White House. Every time you and your significant other get naked in the bedroom, it's going to be a threesome because Hillary will be right there with you..."
"Am I the only one who thinks 'parboiled' whenever Nancy Pelosi's face appears on TV?"
(See? No Ron Paul jabs. I would not vote for Ron Paul, and I would not vote for Mike Huckabee, but what I admire about both men is that they have the balls to speak their minds, when they could very well walk the middle ground to greater popularity.)
Merry Christmas, Bart.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-25 11:45:29 EST (#)
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"Mmmmmghfm Rrrmmmghths"
That was Method's Mom saying "Merry Christmas" with my cock in her mouth.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-25 10:16:56 EST (#)
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Just think, in 4 months time the little fucker will be born AGAIN!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-12-25 10:11:59 EST (#)
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By the way, Shlongy is a proper cunt. I hate him.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-12-25 10:09:37 EST (#)
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Fuck you, Bart. I am Uber pissed, so...........
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-25 08:22:04 EST (#)
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STFU Noob.
Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-12-25 05:59:38 EST (#)
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A happy Christmas and new year!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-25 05:40:51 EST (#)
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'Happy jihad'... That was ok. Have a good time.
Submitted by Adaman (user info) at 2007-12-25 05:36:56 EST (#)
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Comment Here. Merry christmas!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-25 05:05:46 EST (#)
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Mmmmmm...
Naked bart.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-12-25 04:42:28 EST (#)
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or was jesus a muggle???
what is that muggle business all about, anyway?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-12-25 04:40:52 EST (#)
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did jesus have magical powers when still a baby???
like harry potter????
or was he just a regular kid?
or was he a childhood celebrity??
did everone go, fuck, that's JESUS, the famous chosen one, when he rode past on his tricycle???
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-12-25 04:38:33 EST (#)
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happy birthday to you!
happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Jesus!
You look like a monkey and smell like one too!
happy birthday to you!
happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Jesus!
Happy birthday to youuuuuu!
Hip Hip
HOOORAY
Hip Hip
HOOORAY
Hip Hip
HOOORAY!!!!!
now it's time to raid the cake, chocalate crackles, fairy bread, chips, sausage rolls, etc
good old jesus.
DID JESUS HAVE NICE BIRTHDAY PARTIES IN HIS CHILDHOOD???? how was it celebrated?
WHAT DO WE KNOW OF JESUS' CHILDHOOD YEARS????????
/it's odd, in some countries they call their children jesus.
soccer playing wogs seem to like it.
imagine being called Jesus
if i'd called my son jesus i would have condemned him to a very odd childhood, if not life.
but amongst the soccer playing wogs it would have been fine.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-25 04:19:31 EST (#)
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POST YOUR TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT
lets all sing happy birthday to jesus now
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-12-25 04:18:26 EST (#)
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All I want for Christmas is for you to pay me the $220 it cost me for you to sleep in my room at the Flamingo because you gave me a really bad itchy rash. The maid never gave us clean towels.
Did you ever get cream for that?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-12-25 04:14:31 EST (#)
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lovely
UBERSITE IS THE ONLY PLACE LEFT IN TEH WORLD WITH ANY SENSE OF COMMUNITY
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-25 04:10:30 EST (#)
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Is your voice actually that tone?