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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-01-23 14:04:18 EST
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-05 13:58:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 10:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The pictures are cool and I don't know if it's the shirt, the expression, or just you, but you look like a crazy guy, no offense.
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I laughed so hard I cried. Honest.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-04 14:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 10:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The pictures are cool and I don't know if it's the shirt, the expression, or just you, but you look like a crazy guy, no offense.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2008-01-26 08:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great post but not a big fan of the fantasy. Don't get me wrong, Hillary's a cunt, but I've seen someone's brains in two opposite corners of a room, skull fragments on the floor, wall, and in the ceiling, and blood on the wall that looks like a Jackson Pollock painting. I can get more graphic but I shan't. Bottom line, human death sucks in person and there are few people in this world I would wish a high-powered rifle round in the coconut for.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-01-26 06:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please start with Starbucks on your killing rampage.
Please?
Submitted by mordor666 (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love the assassination fantasy, by the way.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-25 17:30:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-24 07:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-01-24 07:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus christ, you're middle aged? wow.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-23 23:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Jack, you can hack those disposable digital camera's and reuse em.
You are older than I thought you were, I had a mid 20's guy in my mind when I tried to envision what you look like...startlingly you look to be a peer in the mid to late 30's.
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Common knowledge called and said, "geez, beer-turtle, you went to razor's? And Tim, your name is Tim??"
then red from that 70's show called and said, "dumbasses."
Which Part DR? About hacking the disp cameras or that I went to Razor's?
Do you enjoy danger mr ranger?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:32:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I dreamt that people whose identity I now forget and I were in your apartment last night.
That's the second uber reference I've dreamt recently..I'm not proud of this.
If that WAS your apartment, which was a really big, open, one floor spread that was located in a converted barn behind some building, then I really like your apartment.
Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mordor666 (user info) at 2008-01-24 16:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm buying one.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-24 16:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this deserves more heat
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-24 16:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-24 15:22:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for looking alot like my boyfriend.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-24 07:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-01-24 07:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus christ, you're middle aged? wow.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-23 23:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Jack, you can hack those disposable digital camera's and reuse em.
You are older than I thought you were, I had a mid 20's guy in my mind when I tried to envision what you look like...startlingly you look to be a peer in the mid to late 30's.
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Common knowledge called and said, "geez, beer-turtle, you went to razor's? And Tim, your name is Tim??"
then red from that 70's show called and said, "dumbasses."
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-01-24 07:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus christ, you're middle aged? wow.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-23 23:38:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+ 2 my favorite city, you/cheapcam make it look so beautiful
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-23 23:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Jack, you can hack those disposable digital camera's and reuse em.
You are older than I thought you were, I had a mid 20's guy in my mind when I tried to envision what you look like...startlingly you look to be a peer in the mid to late 30's.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-23 22:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look about 60
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-23 22:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu cat herder
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-23 21:52:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-23 21:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think your sad bitterness has already been established, Hw. No need to belabor the point.
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Wet Willie, AKA the PUSSY Dipshit!!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-23 21:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey fuck you numbnuts. I said it was +1 worthy but my rating is based on how Bubba rated.
You don't have to get nasty about it.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-23 21:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think your sad bitterness has already been established, Hw. No need to belabor the point.
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-23 21:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like one of those smelly old guys with yellow teeth and tobacco-stained fingers who rush outside every five minutes to suck down a marlboro and ogle young girls they'll never fuck and bemoan salaries they'll never earn just before rushing back inside to hammer out another 'lunchtime quickie' on ubersite which has become the only place they receive even a modicum of respect because those kids don't actually read books or anything.
Gross.
Still this would have been at least a +1 for the pics and text except for my new rating system.
-2BUBBA
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-23 19:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It disheartens me to realize, after reading the reviews below, that flannel is no longer considered cool by the smart set. Still, I'll remain steadfast, and I'll be damned if I'm going to start buying my own clothes at the tender age of 40. Keep 'em coming, Mom.
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Lung. Nicest guy in the universe. . .
Pssstttt!! Flannel is cool. Uberites are fools.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-23 19:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-01-23 18:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Right you are, Sacrilicious. But the picture quality is bad to the degree that they can't even be considered "arty", just "shitty".
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-23 18:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Jack, you know they make telephones that you can carry around in your pocket now? And get this..some of them have cameras, too!
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-23 18:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-23 18:36:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-01-23 18:22:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I notice you brought your Kenora dinner jacket with you when you jumped ship (flannel will ALWAYS be cool, Lung). I dig the pictures. I want one of those cameras now.
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You can take 20 pics on the good setting (which is only so-so), 60 on the medium setting seen here and a couple of hundred on the 'looks like a thumbnail what the fuck is that' setting. I like it, though. I'm gonna make up a whole photo album of pics (color, no photoshopping). They just look so odd.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-23 18:33:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that your nose, or are you eating a banana?
With that nose you should be hawking FruitLoops.
Tip your head back and you'll look like a two-car garage.
:)
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-23 18:33:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-23 18:31:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lol
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See the size of my head in relation to the size of my neck? That's called 'normal.'
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-23 18:31:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lol
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-01-23 18:22:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I notice you brought your Kenora dinner jacket with you when you jumped ship (flannel will ALWAYS be cool, Lung). I dig the pictures. I want one of those cameras now.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-23 18:07:20 EST (#)
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Hey, orph's surgery comment reminds me... anyone seen a picture of Smokey Robinson lately? I mean, Kenny Rogers and and Wayne Newton, I could see them getting plastic surgery, they always had that disturbing womanly thing going on anyway, but SMOKEY????
JESUS! http://www.maximonline.com/StupidFun/Smokeyrobinson/slideshow/7986/484.aspx JESUS!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-23 17:05:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-23 16:52:54 EST (#)
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Oh, sorry, o. Didn't realize you were responding to lunger. I had a Caulaincourt moment and blanked out anything not referring to me.
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lol, i can't believe you made a funny comment.
or is it the percocet i'm on? o_O
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-23 17:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think he looks like he's taking a dump.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-23 16:55:45 EST (#)
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I appear to have lost the ability to cut and paste.
You look like Mickey Rouke, 9 & a half weeks era, before the surgery.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-23 16:52:54 EST (#)
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Oh, sorry, o. Didn't realize you were responding to lunger. I had a Caulaincourt moment and blanked out anything not referring to me.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-23 16:50:41 EST (#)
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Certainly gets my vote for non-sequitur of the week.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-23 16:42:29 EST (#)
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My other half is developing a beer gut. The other night, as he mounted me, it made a kinda sloshing noise, like a washing machine, it also wobbled like a jelly. Not the most sexiest thing I have ever seen.
I still did him.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-23 16:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey daddyo
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-23 16:15:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:32:27 EST (#)
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It disheartens me to realize, after reading the reviews below, that flannel is no longer considered cool by the smart set. Still, I'll remain steadfast, and I'll be damned if I'm going to start buying my own clothes at the tender age of 40. Keep 'em coming, Mom.
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I think yer cool.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-23 16:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://livingromcom.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/jp_10912102.jpg
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-23 16:09:03 EST (#)
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Yeah, well, Orphelia, you haven't seen my beer gut recently. My wife has, and she won't have sex with it.
Jack, you look a lot like John Prine, before the cancer fucked him up.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-23 16:05:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:56:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:41:08 EST (#)
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- the amount of gel i need would barely fill a water bottle cap.
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sigh
gel is pretty strong nowadays jack.
if your hair is still a little wet, with only a teaspoon of gel or less, you can get that look.
some guys have huge mohawks that hold with a only a little a few ml of fiber gums.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:58:05 EST (#)
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Cool.
Lungy, you could make a paper bag look cool.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:56:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:41:08 EST (#)
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- the amount of gel i need would barely fill a water bottle cap.
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They must sell water in big motherfucking bottles up in Quebec...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99618
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have just forwarded this post to the office of homeland security.
Dear Sirs,
Danny Bonaduce is taking pictures of tall buildings on his cellphone. unban shitfuck.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:49:01 EST (#)
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if something has to be laughed at, it's the picture just above this comment.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:48:09 EST (#)
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oh yes, jack's last-resort reaction to everything:
"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:44:07 EST (#)
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*falls out of chair laughing at response below, coworkers call 911*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:41:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:09:56 EST (#)
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-Carefully select a wardrobe of petroleum-based fibers
-Carefully pose and compose picture
-Carefully coif hair with half a kilo of KRAZY 80s brand hair gel
-End up looking like a faggot underwear model in some Italian magazine with the word UOMO in the title. """
pretty funny, but i've never did that either, since that's what you're implying.
- my wardrobe is not selected, i just dress that way.
- most of my camwhores are pictures taken by other people. nowadays people can walk around with their cameras and take hundreds of shots without having their subject "posing and composing" and select those that come out good. it's called technology, jack.
- the amount of gel i need would barely fill a water bottle cap.
- you just called me a model. thanks.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:38:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-23 12:32:27 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
It disheartens me to realize, after reading the reviews below, that flannel is no longer considered cool by the smart set. Still, I'll remain steadfast, and I'll be damned if I'm going to start buying my own clothes at the tender age of 40. Keep 'em coming, Mom.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:37:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:35:14 EST (#)
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Two comments in just a few minutes? I guess I get you all worked up, huh frenchie? """
i'm so pissed, jack. you have no idea.
ZZzzZZZzzz
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It disheartens me to realize, after reading the reviews below, that flannel is no longer considered cool by the smart set. Still, I'll remain steadfast, and I'll be damned if I'm going to start buying my own clothes at the tender age of 40. Keep 'em coming, Mom.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and on the news that night...
the bubble headed bleachblond trails off.
"...before turning the gun on himself"
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:16:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're old! You're fat! You're ugly! You're weird-looking!
-2 AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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preemptively mock people's comments on your looks.
what an old denial mechanism.
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Two comments in just a few minutes? I guess I get you all worked up, huh frenchie?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:16:01 EST (#)
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Those pics are pretty fucking cool, though.
Great waste of time.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:09:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:54:02 EST (#)
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you're ugly even with the myspace angle.
kill urself
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DID
-Raise ten dollar matchbook-sized camera in the air and snap a quick pic without looking while outside having a smoke.
DID NOT
-Carefully select a wardrobe of petroleum-based fibers
-Carefully pose and compose picture
-Carefully coif hair with half a kilo of KRAZY 80s brand hair gel
-End up looking like a faggot underwear model in some Italian magazine with the word UOMO in the title.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:08:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:06:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:05:00 EST (#)
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You're old! You're fat! You're ugly! You're weird-looking!
-2 AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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preemptively mock people's comments on your looks.
what an old denial mechanism.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:41:08 EST (#)
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Is that a flannel shirt?
Buahauahauahahahahahaha
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Hey man, for California, it's been chilly lately. Chilly and damp. Laugh all you want, but when the weather is like that, flannel is where it's at.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're old! You're fat! You're ugly! You're weird-looking!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're ugly even with the myspace angle.
kill urself
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like a Jack McCallum.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:50:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You certainly weren't lying about the pictures...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:41:08 EST (#)
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Is that a flannel shirt?
Buahauahauahahahahahaha
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're old! You're fat! You're ugly! You're weird-looking!
-2 AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:28:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:20:12 EST (#)
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Ack, you really work downtown SF scary.....
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:18:58 EST (#)
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you're right about the quality making them seem from another era.
I'm also pretty sure I know exactly which building you work in now. :-)
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Yeah, I really fit into this left-wing enclave. Thankfully I no longer actually live in the city or the county of SF. My blood pressure couldn't handle all the stupid shit they did with my tax dollars.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:23:16 EST (#)
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http://www.walden.org/About/Henley/ ???
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:20:12 EST (#)
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Ack, you really work downtown SF scary.....
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:18:58 EST (#)
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you're right about the quality making them seem from another era.
I'm also pretty sure I know exactly which building you work in now. :-)
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:15:12 EST (#)
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oh, scourge. Party pooper.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:15:00 EST (#)
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Even in B & W you still look like a ginger.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:14:31 EST (#)
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i'm emailing this to hillary's campaign
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:13:14 EST (#)
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are you ginger?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:12:35 EST (#)
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You look more like the bastard love child of Beau Bridges and Liam Neeson than I thought you would.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:12:27 EST (#)
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Get a good gun, and some high grain rounds, hollow point of course.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:11:19 EST (#)
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they look like surviellance video stills.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:08:13 EST (#)
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I see what you mean.
Nice tux.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:08:07 EST (#)
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I'm telling ya, it's nuts, I can't stop shooting shitty pictures with this cheap camera. The pics are so goddamn spooky, even in full color.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:06:55 EST (#)
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Just for you.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:06:41 EST (#)
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Turn your frown upside down, Jack.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:05:29 EST (#)
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flannel?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're old! You're fat! You're ugly! You're weird-looking!
-2 AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!