Welcome to Singles Awareness Day, or SAD for short (834 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.14 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MegaManfre (View user info) at 2008-02-14 01:11:50 EST
Well, today is what couples like to call Velentines Day, and I have for years, when single, called Singles Awareness Day. Just google Singles Awareness Day. Youll find no mention of it at all. Its a phrase I, and I alone, have thought up, and coined. Like Ubercon. Its my own creation. No one elses.
Lotta people think that today is the day for romance and shit like that, for people with significant others. It really isnt, its more a day for everyone thats single, to be pointed at, laughed at, kicked in the nuts, and then spend the night in the corner in a fetal position masturbating and crying, while not watching porn. Its the staplemark for those that are single, on Feb 14th.
So while I go through another day single, and unable to stuff the envelope, I maintain hope. One day, Ill find a girl, to share this holiest of days with, and will then be able to stuff the envelope with her.
Couldnt find a picture on envelope stuffing, so I figure Id use this instead.
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-11-22 19:43:08 EST (#)
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Read it.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-18 12:07:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2008-02-17 22:30:41 CST (#)
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Wait, Urbane posted pics of her bush an all? Where the fuck is this? I cant find her username doing the search. Shit, I still think I have her away message somewhere in the bowels of my PC.
+2 for possible snatch shots
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Since you asked for it....don't say you haven't been warned, though.
http://tinyurl.com/cob77 (original archived courtesy of MeTHod)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80739
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112385
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113194
There's plenty more blatant uses around Uber if you're THAT hard up for 'em.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-18 05:36:21 EST (#)
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Social Avoidance Disorder, or 'tragicitis', is a genuine disorder which attacks socially retarded losers, making your little acronym pointless.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-18 04:52:52 EST (#)
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DON'T CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-17 23:46:56 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/113194 has one of the pics. the original post was taken down, there are plenty of other reposts of it but i don't know the title of them and can't be bothered to search. Found this one by searching rotting oyster.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-14 14:01:26 EST (#)
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The worst is when you've JUST started seeing someone, so you don't want to make a big deal about it, because at this point it's just 'casual but exclusive' - so you tiptoe around it all day not wanting to be the one that mentions it first.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-14 12:24:31 EST (#)
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If your single every other day, why does today matter?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-14 11:04:46 EST (#)
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You shouldn't be single.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-14 10:10:53 EST (#)
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Nice spelling, jackass. If you had run this through a grammar and spelling checker first, it would have been a -1. The other -1 is for this:
Web Results 1 - 10 of about 164,000 for Singles Awareness Day. (0.22 seconds)
So I say to you:
ORLY?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-02-14 08:45:29 EST (#)
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which post had the picture from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom yesterday? the pic was of the dude holding up the burning, still-beating heart with an "I" and a "U" so it said i <3 u?? huh pleeeease?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-14 08:37:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2008-02-14 04:40:46 GMT (#)
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I actually went through all the posts of orphelia, and thank god it was like 12 in total, and I found the pic of her with the too much make up thing, and I gotta say, I dont mind that much of the blue stuff around the eyes.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-14 07:25:37 EST (#)
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Don't knock Valentine's Day - its a great excuse for a hand-job.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-02-14 07:20:09 EST (#)
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I forgot it was valentine's day. So did my boyfriend. Valentine's day is just another stupid excuse to blow money on shit neither of us needs anyway. It's not a real holiday.
Thank god that fucking jcpenny commercial will quit airing now.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2008-02-14 03:22:47 EST (#)
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Ive known about the 1 per day rule since it started. Actually I think it started out as 2 per day on the front page, but ended up going to 1. I dont actually remember, its been a while.
I just wanted to get this one out there before someone stole my so witty usage of Singles Awareness Day, which I and I alone came up with and invented all on my own. I swear.
I just went out and bought myself candy for myself. Rainbow Twizlers kick ass.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-14 03:06:43 EST (#)
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oh well in that case this post kind of sucked
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-14 02:56:36 EST (#)
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sorry ta burst everyones bubble but no double post
just before and after midnight
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-14 02:49:05 EST (#)
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i'm all for throwing up a big middle finger at the one post a day rule so here you go. have fun with your wanking.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2008-02-14 02:40:33 EST (#)
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I feel like I'm stepping into the past. How bleak it was, back in 2003.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-14 02:36:46 EST (#)
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It's official, I'm gay! Murphy, give me a call!
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-14 01:42:26 EST (#)
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i can name at least 3 times in the past 10 years i heard single awareness day
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-14 01:39:22 EST (#)
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but my pic was better
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-14 01:38:18 EST (#)
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hooray for using the title
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2008-02-14 01:31:55 EST (#)
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Fuck you for trying to steal the acronym my psychiatrist gave me.
asshole.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-14 01:17:22 EST (#)
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ONE POST PER DAY NOOB.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-14 01:12:49 EST (#)
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Great picture, but one per day etc.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-14 01:12:19 EST (#)
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