Mind If I Get In A Set? And... Where Are My Pants? (4572 hits)
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Submitted by Bart Cilfone <uberuser.at.cilfone.com> (View user info) at 2008-03-11 03:33:57 EDT
I know I'm not the only one who's thought this, but I don't know how common it is.
I've been going to the gym for a little over 3 years now. In that time, I've gotten into decent shape, although my body building career is probably still a little ways off.
I wear snap pants when I'm doing my workout. Unless you play for a Division I college basketball team, there is absolutely no reason to appear in public wearing snap pants, ever. Because of this, I always wear my street clothes to the gym and bring my workout clothes in a backpack. I change in the locker room and then walk out and go do my thing.
Even though it's been 3 plus years, every single time I walk out of the locker room I worry that I forgot to put my pants on. As soon as the first person looks at me with an expression that could possibly be interpreted as concern or embarrassment, I immediately reach down to make sure I'm wearing my snap pants.
To this day, not once have I made the mistake of revealing my pride and joy to the strangers at the club. Sorry ladies, maybe next time.
User Reviews
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-04-05 11:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Smiles. This has never concerned me at the gym.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-02 06:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Something is wrong with the ads, they cause a giant white space above the posts before they show up.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-02 03:33:00 EDT (#)
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he put themm down for FIVE minutes and VAZOOOOMMMMM, gone they were.
Submitted by Caulfield (user info) at 2008-04-02 01:22:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-01 01:20:26 EDT (#)
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Can I have my ratings back?
..............
How did you lose your ratings?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-01 01:20:26 EDT (#)
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Can I have my ratings back?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-03-24 11:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Creep just told me the SS showed up at your doorstep. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard. Thanks for the sacrifices you make so the rest of us can act like complete douchebags.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is the gayest looking gym ever. Look at those old mens lusty expressions.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-03-18 00:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-13 07:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by NUW (user info) at 2008-03-11 16:18:38 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu n00b
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-03-12 19:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks for the visual
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-03-12 17:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for reminding me why I never go to a gym.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-12 16:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you've been going to the gym for three years to do what exactly?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-03-12 16:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the fuck are snap pants?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-03-12 16:34:36 EDT (#)
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are snap pants for incontinence or something?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-03-11 23:05:03 EDT (#)
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Did Marcos take that picture?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-11 21:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-03-11 14:46:18 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gonna be honest here - that was probably the worst story I have ever read in my entire life.
I have the answer to your query about how many people wonder if they forgot their pants: 2. You and the crayon-eating down syndrome kid down the street from me.
On top of it all, the story had absolutely no purpose. You didn't one day forget, nor did you ALMOST forget. Hey guess what? One day I might forget to put clothes on and walk out of my house naked. So far it hasn't happened though. The End.
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Funny.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-11 19:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
rather disappointing
Submitted by NUW (user info) at 2008-03-11 19:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu n00b
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-03-11 17:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gonna be honest here - that was probably the worst story I have ever read in my entire life.
I have the answer to your query about how many people wonder if they forgot their pants: 2. You and the crayon-eating down syndrome kid down the street from me.
On top of it all, the story had absolutely no purpose. You didn't one day forget, nor did you ALMOST forget. Hey guess what? One day I might forget to put clothes on and walk out of my house naked. So far it hasn't happened though. The End.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-11 17:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What is wrong with you?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-03-11 16:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are strange
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2008-03-11 16:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's hot...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-11 15:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i have another question. are those light-up shoes like the old British Knights? they are either really reflective, or those are robot shoes!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-11 15:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think so. I suspect he's fully erect in this picture.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-11 15:19:24 EDT (#)
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did you tuck your dick between your legs to play "ugly woman", bartbart?
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-11 14:16:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-11 13:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rorrim, I think it's just you, me, and Bart on uber.fm at the moment...
without hits and so, no idea whatsoever. I'll have to trust Bart's blue eyes, i guess.
The movement of the player is an improvement,maybe he should give some tracks for free, as an apetizer to new visitors.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-11 13:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is some high quality cut-and-paste there, bartbart.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-03-11 13:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I love the fact that theres a skinny old homo in the background looking right at Bartbart
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-11 13:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rorrim, I think it's just you, me, and Bart on uber.fm at the moment...
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-11 08:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ban yourself...this was shit.
Also, when are the statistics on Uber.fm for februari in my mailbox?
And am I unpolite to ask for some statistics on Uber.fm? Just curious if its really as deserted as it looks...I do like the new layout without the pop-up player. good improvement, there.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't stand dressing in the mens locker room at my gym with all the old, wrinkly, naked men so I always dress out at home.
once I wore my gym clothes out to eat afterwards...it was embarassing.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I walked out of the locker room in highschool once thinking I was wearing my And 1 shorts, but after feeling a little more cold than usual jogging down the corridor and entering the gymnasium, I found that they were just my boxers.
I ran back in quickly.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:18:51 EDT (#)
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Jesus christ, Bart.
http://www.dri-line.com/buy/product_info.php?products_id=59
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-11 11:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-11 10:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
snap pants?
i dunno....they sound pretty gay.
They are. Consider the source.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-11 11:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-11 11:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This sounds like one of my recurring dreams. Or I guess I should say nightmares, because it involves the gym and being pantsless in public.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-11 10:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok.
at least i learned what snap pants are
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-03-11 10:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice shoes.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-11 10:22:21 EDT (#)
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i don't understand why you worry that you forgot to put the pants on.
are they so light and comfortable that it's as if you're wearing nothing at all? because if so, i see plenty of reason why people should wear them in public at all times. to the office even.
red is right, you suck at photoshop. even worse than me. and that's saying a lot.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-11 10:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Disturbing.
You + gym = paradox
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-11 10:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ps: i love the posters on the wall behind you
and your glowing elfin shoes
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-11 10:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
super hot.
thanks for the heads up, b.
now send me something even sexier.
no, rick astley doesn't count.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-11 10:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHY-EM-CEE-AY!
Bart works out at the WHY-EM-CEE-AY-AY!
They have every-thing that young men enjoy
Bart can work out with ALL THE BOIZE.
Sico is right - this is shit.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-11 10:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
snap pants?
i dunno....they sound pretty gay.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-03-11 09:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how do you people not know what snap pants are??? like track pants with snaps up the side...
http://dsp.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pG01-835808p275w.jpg
we wore those for gym at my highschool...
at least one person got "pantsed" every class...ah, memories
time to fail my exam.woo
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-11 09:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whoa, I really did not want to see those hairy legs. Remove them from my sight.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-11 09:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-11 07:00:28 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where do you work out...Curves?
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*snort*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-11 09:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just -2 you so I look like an internet tough guy = (
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-11 08:59:10 EDT (#)
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Ban yourself...this was shit.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-11 08:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-11 08:03:15 EDT (#)
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What the hell are snap pants?
glad someone asked it.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-11 08:07:10 EDT (#)
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I'd pay for a year of your membership if you'd jump up from you next session, hit play on a boombox you brought with you pumping out 'Baw Wit da Baw', ripped off your snap pants and started pelvic thrusting everything within a 20' radius through the entirety of the song and had someone tape it and post it on youtube.
this should be executed in a brightly colored banana hammock
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-11 08:53:43 EDT (#)
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Great.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-11 08:37:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-11 08:07:10 EDT (#)
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I'd pay for a year of your membership if you'd jump up from you next session, hit play on a boombox you brought with you pumping out 'Baw Wit da Baw', ripped off your snap pants and started pelvic thrusting everything within a 20' radius through the entirety of the song and had someone tape it and post it on youtube.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-11 08:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell are snap pants?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-11 08:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where do you work out...Curves?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-11 07:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who cares about pants, I want to talk about your magic shoes!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-11 07:32:32 EDT (#)
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When I think of snap pants, I think of tear away pants. When I think of tear away pants, I think of strippers.
So now, thanks to this post here, I'll think of you as a stripper.
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-03-11 07:29:33 EDT (#)
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horrifying
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-11 06:39:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-11 06:11:29 EDT (#)
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When you are on a bus and you have a spare seat next to you and dont want anyone to sit there dont put your bag on there! Instead, When someone walks past, wink and pat the seat, works a treat.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-11 05:59:07 EDT (#)
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I'll one up you on embarrassing, and it wasn't imagined.
Occasionally I take the bus to work. Today was one of those times. In my backpack I had a cold bottle of water. Halfway through my trip, as the bus began to fill, I took my backpack and placed it on my lap, thereby freeing up the seat next to me. When my stop came I made the standard I'm-obviously-alighting-the-bus-here adjusting my backpack from comfortably lying on lap to held somewhat awkwardly in front, coughed politely and lifted my posterior a couple of inches off the seat. The Asian girl sitting next to me smiled shyly and rose to let me past.
Imagine my horror when ducking under the arm she held up to steady herself on the crossbar above, I noticed the massive wet patch spreading across my crotch. I had nowhere to go - hide, the bus was inconviently without an overhead p.a. system I might have been able to use to explain to the packed vehicle that condensation from the water bottle in my backpack had caused the obvious black wet patch on my slate grey trousers.
Worse still the bus was fifteen seconds from the stop. Something like that alarm on the deck of an aircraft carrier was blasting on the inside of my head, punctuated by big fucking neon signs that said SIT DOWN, HIDE, RUN, AND SHOOT YOURSELF. Those fifteen seconds seemed like a lifetime. I made a mr bean-esque show of how oh-no my backpack did this, holding it as best I could out in front of me, twirling it by the stitched carry handle on top for the benefit of my fellow commuters, the vaguest hint of water dripping from the bottom corner.
The five minute walk from the stop to work was even worse. I crossed a four lane highway with my dick and balls apparently caught in the zipper of my pack, walked down the corridor to my office still muttering good mornings slumped down in my chair, stared at myself in the tinted window and punched a number on my phone.
"Get me the heat gun from the warehouse."
"excuse me?"
"JUST FUCKING GET IT!!!"
true story.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-11 04:46:13 EDT (#)
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it's possible that you and I should collaberate in a photoshop extravaganza, thought i dont know how to spell collaberate.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-03-11 04:41:48 EDT (#)
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nice glasses
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-11 04:32:46 EDT (#)
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nice impression of a 70 year old with dementia and a weighted-down diaper that's two sizes too big.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-03-11 04:01:36 EDT (#)
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I kick ass at photoshop.
I prefer the snap pants over jeans because they're lighter and more comfortable. I prefer them over shorts because the snap pants hide my sexy legs from prying eyes.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-03-11 03:49:30 EDT (#)
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See, whenever I work out, I skip the "other clothes" part. It's unnessisary, and hazardous. I instead wear the safest thing ever.
Old jeans with holes in the knees that I refuse to throw out because they're my favorite pair, and what I have dubbed "the poncho-vest" which I can only assume was just an old hippie poncho cut into the shape of a vest, and retouched with what I assume to be yarn.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-11 03:48:17 EDT (#)
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you truly suck at photoshop
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-03-11 03:39:38 EDT (#)
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I chuckled.
I wear snap pants when I'm doing my workout.
And so do I.
Thanks for the unban.