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some people just need to be shot in the face and lit on fire (1050 hits)

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Submitted by RAYG (View user info) at 2008-03-23 00:41:56 EDT


from CNN.com


http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/03/13/cat.stabbing.ap/index.html


MUNCIE, Indiana (AP) -- A man was jailed Thursday on charges that he forced his 7-year-old daughter to kill the family cat by holding a knife in her hand and making her stab the pet.

Danield J. Collins, 39, told his children during a visit to his home Sunday that he wanted them to "learn how to kill" and gave his 11-year-old son a knife to do it, according to an affidavit filed in the case.

The boy tried to save the cat by hiding it under a sofa bed and putting ketchup on a knife when Collins went to the bathroom. But when the father realized that the cat was not dead, he forced his daughter to hold the knife and then held her hand tightly as he drove the knife into the animal, Muncie police Detective Jami Brown said.

Police said Collins stabbed and strangled the cat himself, and told his son to throw the dead pet in the trash. Officers retrieved the carcass to be used as evidence.

The children told family members about the incident Monday, the day after the alleged killing, according to the affidavit. The children told police that their father was drunk when they arrived at his home and that he's a different person when he's sober, it said.

The siblings live with their grandparents.

Collins was being held in the Delaware County Jail in lieu of $40,000 bail. He's charged with one count each of animal cruelty and battery and two counts of neglect of a dependent. The battery charge alleges that the girl was injured because Collins held her hand so hard that it ached.

The jail had no record of an attorney representing Collins, and there were no published phone listings for him in Muncie.

Brown said the case was particularly troubling because Collins involved his children in killing the animal, an 8-month-old tuxedo-type cat named Boots.

"I've been doing investigations for 10 years, and this is really bothering me," the detective




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Somebody needs to give this guy a MASSIVE load of blood thinners right before some giant man forces him to chop off his own nuts and repeatedly stabs him to the tune of "Why you stabbing yourself?" "Why you stabbing yourself?" "Why you stabbing yourself?" as he bleeds to death



As for the fucktards reading this that hate cats, also consider the unreparible trauma these kids endured, the poor son will have nightmares till hes 90 about the cat he just couldnt save dispite his best efforts as will the little girl with the recurring nightmares of not being able to stop yourself from stabbing a kitten. They both should get free therapy for life


I hope that guy gets cornholed by way of shank while in jail





now go home and hug a kitten

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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-03-24 18:47:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-03-23 09:23:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-03-23 05:30:47 EDT (#)
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and people think that im a nazi for believing that legal rights should end in the prison walls and all violent prisoners (including pedos) must be parolled through the millitary first before they "earn the right" to be covered by the constitution

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From what I remember with Japan, other countries don't like it when our soldiers rape their 14 year old girls.



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i wouldnt put guns in their hands or anything (though theyd be good at it...id make them do costodial, groundskeeping and maintainence stuff like painting trucks and whatnot. things like that... the army has endless toilets and showers to clean

that or living decoys

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-24 12:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

They say there are cats out there who have a vocabulary of up to 3,000 human words; which is around 2,800 more than Sico. They can also be housebroken, while Brett usually ties him to front of the trailer when he leaves for work.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-24 11:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The problem is that this fucker knows that he'll have to perform a few hours community service or, at worst, serve a few years in a comfy jail cell, where he'll be able to life weights, take college courses, and eat free of charge. He knows that a defender will be provided to him by the public, and that he'll be able to appeal any outcome, putting it off for months if not years. If you took this security blanket away, stripped prisoners of most of their rights (as they are no longer technically citizens), and revived public humiliation/death, making the criminal an example instead of a coddled infant, I think you'd take a bigger step towards behavior modification than we have in the past hundred years.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-24 07:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Start with yourself.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-24 03:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Agreed.



oh, and:

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-03-23 19:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"I'm pretty sure there are a lot of people on the planet who have gotten over far worse than having their drunk dad make them kill a cat."


Um. Sure. Doesn't make it any less repulsive.

I am certainly thankful I have never had to deal with something like that...


Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-23 23:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

PS....having your parents do LARP is more traumatizing than killing a cat.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-23 23:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Human rights should end when you do something bad!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-23 21:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That is sickening.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-23 21:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

IT'S. A. FUCKING. CAT.

If the kids DON'T get over it within 15 minutes I'll be shocked.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-23 20:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you live like a fucking pig have you no vacuum cleaner or broom or for fuck's sake the ability to beat a rug or at least push the dirt or crumbs or whatever filth you live in out of frame i would be fucking embarrassed to show that shit have you no decency sir at long last?

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-03-23 19:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've lived in this country my entire life and I still don't understand why so many people go completely apeshit when somebody kills a cat or dog.

Read the news on any given day and you see countless stories of people killing other people, but god forbid somebody hurts an animal and you jump right out with "some people just need to be shot in the face and lit on fire".

Would you feel the same way had the guy dragged his son hunting and had him kill a deer, squirrel, etc?

And, "consider the unreparible trauma these kids endured"

Seriously? I'm pretty sure there are a lot of people on the planet who have gotten over far worse than having their drunk dad make them kill a cat. Course I'm no therapist, perhaps all hope for a happy life is forever lost for these kids. I tend to doubt that, however.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-03-23 15:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Yeah that's sick. What goes through the heads of people such as these?

There's always one who is like, "Rejoice! That makes one less cat in the world!" Fuckheads, this is a far deeper story than that. And besides, I don't understand people who "hate" cats. That's like saying you hate cows, or hamsters, or oak trees. Cats are generally quiet, self-sufficient, cleaner than dogs, friendly, good guard animals, soft and cuddly yet badass if provoked, and would out-live any dog if left in the woods alone. And I like dogs, too.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-23 13:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't like cats, but that is fucked up.

Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2008-03-23 13:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Man. Never have I felt the "Made me smile" description of a +1 was less appropriate.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-03-23 12:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Strung up and shot

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-23 10:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-03-23 09:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-03-23 05:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and people think that im a nazi for believing that legal rights should end in the prison walls and all violent prisoners (including pedos) must be parolled through the millitary first before they "earn the right" to be covered by the constitution

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From what I remember with Japan, other countries don't like it when our soldiers rape their 14 year old girls.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-03-23 05:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah i saw that one too


and people think that im a nazi for believing that legal rights should end in the prison walls and all violent prisoners (including pedos) must be parolled through the millitary first before they "earn the right" to be covered by the constitution


people like these make me want to look the other way while cops break their batons off in someones ass




police need to just shoot the fuckers, plant a gun on the body, and claim self defense already






Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-03-23 03:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

now these sick motherfuckers (in the article/link below) are the ones who make it extremely difficult for law enforcement to deal with them in a civilized manner

it never ceases to amaze me what some trash will do for a lousy fucking 800 dollar monthly government check

you'd think that would have been enough


http://www.kmov.com/topstories/stories/kmov_localnews_080311_altonmurder.441e61fe.html

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-23 01:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

good, one less cat

Submitted by Tjhom (user info) at 2008-03-23 01:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Kitty!!!!!!
Nice photos

fucking piece of shit fucking asshole. IF hes so fucked up then he shouldnt fucking drink.

Fucking douche

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-23 00:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what the fuck?

agreed.

Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-03-23 00:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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