Uberotica - Lovin Aint Always Easy (1111 hits)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (View user info) at 2008-04-16 12:15:52 EDT
His hand gently brushed the hair out of her eyes and then followed her slender neck down to her shoulders. He ran his fingers lightly across her collar bones and then back up her neck line until his hand reached the back of her head. Weaving his fingers into her hair he pulled her in and kissed her deeply.
I shuddered at the feeling of ecstasy I felt run through me as I watched this disgusting scene. Resigned to stay silent through the whole of it I tried to close my eyes and ignore what was happening. Unfortunately I could hardly lay there and not watch as this man took that which I could not have.
He released her and let his fingers again trail down her neck, across her collar bones, and this time continued down the front of her blouse unbuttoning it as he gazed into her eyes smirking his smug grin. Her blouse fell away with a whisper and in one deft movement he had her bra off. He kissed her again and let his hands continue their exploration. Again I shuddered as I felt his hands cup and hold her breasts before lightly pinching each nipple between thumb and forefinger. I heard her suck in a breath as he continued playing with her deliciously pink nipples, now hard with excitement.
He began kissing her neck and tracing an invisible pattern with his tongue and his hands continued to roam her body, trailing his fingers over her abdomen and then running them quickly back up to her breasts. I giggled then as I felt the tickle he caused and he turned and glared at me.
I glared back but said nothing. After all, I could not have that which he planned to have this night. I gave him the finger and stuck my tongue out at him.
He scowled but returned his attention to the woman lying beneath him. His hands made the circuit again, slowly lightly caressing her navel and then briefly cupping and holding her breasts while pinching her pert nipples. Releasing her heaving breasts from his grasp he let his hands wander back down to the waistline of her skirt. Undoing the buttons on the front of the skirt he gently tugged down her legs and dropped it on the floor next to the bed.
Kissing the inside of her calf he worked his way up before planting a brief kiss on her pubic mound. Instead of lingering he continued kissing up her belly and then to her breasts while his hand slowly caressed the soft skin of her inner thighs.
Feeling every sensual movement and the excitement she felt I began to forget that he was taking that which I coveted but could not have and surrendered to the pleasure.
He continued kissing her beautiful round breasts as his hands moved to caress her pussy. I could see the moisture on his fingers when he pulled them away to pull her lacey thong off before returning to their work. As he sucked a nipple in, he slowly pushed a finger into her silky wet hole and began fingering her. She moaned and writher in pleasure.
Feeling her pleasure I felt myself getting hard and began touching myself and as he brought her to climax I too came in a great eruption of cum. Her lover glowered at me and I returned the angry stare.
Trying to ignore me again he pulled his own clothing off now and both of us saw the erection he sported. He slowly crawled back up between her legs, kissing as he came until he was able to run his tongue across the lips of her already wet box. Sucking her clit one last time he continued moving up her body letting his tongue trail across her skin until finally he was able to push himself into her.
We gasped in unison. Her at the pleasure of having him inside, I at the pleasure I felt from feeling her pleasure in tandem.
He glanced at me again but continued moving slowly in and out of her occasionally pulling all the way out before slowly sliding back in. She began again to moan and rocked to match his movement. As her second orgasm built I could feel my own coming close.
Unable to contain his desire any longer he began thrusting harder and faster until finally, in unison, we all three came at once. In an inspired fit of irritation I vocalized my orgasm as loudly as I possibly could causing him to falter.
He abruptly stood, cum still dripping from his cock, and glared at me.
"Can't you get rid of him? Isn't there something you can do? I love you but this is too much."
"You knew when we married that my brother and I are attached. It can't be helped."
"You're right honey I'm sorry."
He turned to me then; "You, can't you do something else? Can't you pretend you're not here?"
"Honestly no. I've always wanted my sister and being conjoined I feel so much of what she feels it's really quite impossible."
Disgusted, he turned away muttering "fucking conjoined twins. What the fuck am I doing?"
"Well you said it, "fucking conjoined twins""
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:41:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-04-17 11:20:24 EDT (#)
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i am on medication
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-17 08:18:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2008-04-17 08:04:37 EDT (#)
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Well at least you proved that "box" cannot be taken seriously in this context.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-17 05:39:24 EDT (#)
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One thumb up.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-16 17:34:27 EDT (#)
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Fucking awesome.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-16 16:09:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-16 16:01:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-04-16 15:27:01 EDT (#)
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The English language does not contain the words to fully describe the awesomeness of this post.
I award you 2 points sir.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-16 15:14:41 EDT (#)
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It might be the greatest post I've ever written.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-16 15:09:46 EDT (#)
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Hey, I wrote about conjoined wimmenz too: http://www.ubersite.com/m/98218
I forgot all about that until just now.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-16 14:49:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-16 14:31:07 EDT (#)
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Yeah, but Stuck on You sucks, Big Fish rocks.
NEENER NEENER CUNT!
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hahaha no argument there!
TWAT lips
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-16 14:31:07 EDT (#)
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Yeah, but Stuck on You sucks, Big Fish rocks.
NEENER NEENER CUNT!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-16 14:29:20 EDT (#)
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We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
We are from a residence of Siam
There is no finer cat than I am
Do you see that thing swimming round and round
Maybe we can reach on in and make it drown
If we sneaking up upon it carefully
There will be head for you and a tail for me
We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
Now we're looking over our new domisile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while
Meow.......here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty
Do you hear what I hear a baby cry
Where we finding baby there's milk near by
And if we look in baby buggy there could be
Plenty of milk for you and also some for me
We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
Now we're looking over our new domisile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while
We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
We are from a residence of Siam
There is no finer cat than I am
There is no finer cat than I am
There are no finer cats than we am
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-16 14:26:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-16 14:23:31 EDT (#)
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Big Fish wasn't.
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stuck on you was, neener neener
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-16 14:23:31 EDT (#)
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Big Fish wasn't.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-16 14:21:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-16 14:18:28 EDT (#)
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There were conjoined twins (sort of) in Big Fish as well. No sex scene, but I've got a healthy imagination. Big Fish was also a million times better than Stuck on You, which was embarrassingly bad.
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already referenced by me below
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-16 14:18:30 EDT (#)
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you're welcome
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-16 14:18:28 EDT (#)
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There were conjoined twins (sort of) in Big Fish as well. No sex scene, but I've got a healthy imagination. Big Fish was also a million times better than Stuck on You, which was embarrassingly bad.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-16 14:18:03 EDT (#)
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oh yeah, btw, i did write about conjoined twins in this one too: http://www.ubersite.com/m/116070
they were both girls though.... dining at the W.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-16 14:17:13 EDT (#)
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THIS has been done in the movies? i mean, there IS a sex scene but nothing like this. I wondered whether you can have conjoined fraternal twins but didn't bother to look it up. the idea seemed ammusing to me and i didn't have another for this contest so there you go. thanks all for reading.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-16 14:15:43 EDT (#)
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only flaw....
Conjoined twins are usually same gender identical twins that failed to fully develop independently.
and this has been done already in the movies... Stuck on You I think was the title.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-04-16 13:37:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-16 13:28:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-16 18:16:34 BST (#)
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it's called foreplay hurty... girls seem to like it sometimes. make a not of it for when you first get to touch one.
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Weep.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-16 13:28:04 EDT (#)
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The real question is if they are conjoined twins and one says no but other says yes.....is it rape?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-16 13:19:05 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKvMuvMgZas&feature=related
Someone really missed the boat by not casting Paul Simon as William Shakespeare back in the day.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-16 13:16:34 EDT (#)
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it's called foreplay hurty... girls seem to like it sometimes. make a not of it for when you first get to touch one.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-16 13:14:57 EDT (#)
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Did he do nothing else for the first three paragraphs apart from admire her nipples, collar bones and breasts?!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-16 13:12:50 EDT (#)
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so many unanswered questions O.... maybe I can go through this whole comp writing of conjoined twins and thier sexual antics.... assuming I make it to the next round of course.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-16 13:08:52 EDT (#)
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I saw a program about 'conjoined' twins that shared a normal body but had two heads.
They're 16 or 17 now and I think each one has control over whatever side of the body her head is on.
Some questions I have are:
1. Is masturbation considered incest?
2. Do each of them get to marry their own husband?
3. If one consents to sex and the other doesn't, who's in the right?
3A. This gets tricky if they both eventually get married to different men. Does Husband A only get oral from Head A, and Husband B from Head B? Or do they both just try and decide on one guy, who shares them both?
4. Can one head be compelled to testify against the other?
5. What if Head B suffers a stroke and kind of dies off, leaving a slumped over and ashen head lolling to one side while Head A goes about her business?
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-16 13:06:31 EDT (#)
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Haha.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-04-16 13:02:59 EDT (#)
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creepy.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-16 13:02:02 EDT (#)
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Bueno
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-16 12:55:39 EDT (#)
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Um.
YUCK.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-16 12:41:11 EDT (#)
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Disturbed, but awesome.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-16 12:23:42 EDT (#)
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I caused this.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-16 12:23:08 EDT (#)
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jesus christ dude, disturbing.
all I could think of was that terrible matt damon movie where him and greg kinnear are joined at the hip.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-16 12:16:54 EDT (#)
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hmm, hung up on siamese twins? no not really, just funny to think about. are there male feamle conjoined twins?