Dear Laudry Lady (Plus random picture of Captain Dangerous on the boat) (1960 hits)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (View user info) at 2008-06-03 09:03:04 EDT
Dear Laundry Lady,
I know we have only met a few times, but I really feel we have a connection. I know so little about you and yet I feel I know you almost intimately. It is forever your greasy sagging bras and sweat stained knickers that I find myself hauling out of the washer on a regular basis. The aroma of your unwashed garments waiting their turn, still leaves goosebumps on my skin after all this time. I know you feel it too, or else why would you leave your washing in the machine for hours on end (some times even days) knowing that I would have to remove it to do my own? Why do you never put in enough coins for your drying to actually complete, making it necessary for you to return to the driers at least four times every cycle? Is it because you're hoping to see me?
That day when we met for the first time and you spoke to me in that engaging Manchurian accent, I felt my pulse quicken and my palms go sweaty. The light and refreshing shower of your spittle rained on me like light a summer drizzle as you asked what I was doing in the laundry room. You were so kind too; raising your voice to make sure I could hear you over the gentle chirp of the birds outside. It is just one example of your kind and considerate nature; after all (as I believe you even once asked me, but not at that time) I could have been hard of hearing.
I know the aggressive way in which you told me to "get the fuck out your way" was just a cover for the deep longing we both feel. The way your jowls wobbled and you tossed your frizzy mud coloured hair gave you away. I know you didn't mean offence when you called me a retarded cow when I refused to take out my washing I had just put on, so you wouldn't have to wait. I know it was only the frustration of your love for me that made you state that "people like me shouldn't be allowed out". I know this because I hid my true feelings for you behind a shroud of indifference. The raw emotion I felt for you has been untouched since.
No longer though you scum sucking piece of shit. I'm writing to inform you that people like me really shouldn't be let out and if you remove my washing before the end of it's cycle again, I will hunt you down and stamp on your filthy fat throat until the rage passes and blood pours from your eye sockets. Until now I have been content to rip out the last chapters of your shitty little romance novels you leave in the baskets, in case you decided to guard your fetid, rank track suits. It would be more satisfying if I weren't utterly convinced you would have an aneurysm if you even attempted to read anything meant for people with a mental age above four. I have found small releases in adding red socks to your white washes and permanent markers to your bed linen. Yet nothing gives me what I crave. I long to rip off your grubby fingers and ram them down your throat. I want to watch those watery, bug eyes of yours roll back in to your head with pain. I want you to recognise the ignorant, selfish little bitch that you are and kill yourself.
Fuck you Laundry Lady. Fuck your week and pasty husband. Fuck the hideous cretins that you dare to call children. Fuck off back to where you came from and let me do the washing in peace.
Yours sincerely,
Little Monster
User Reviews
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-09-06 16:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So this is what happens when you piss off an Englishwoman.
Huh.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-21 14:19:28 EDT (#)
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Just a week ago you were accusing me of not responding, you little monster.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-15 08:41:17 EDT (#)
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I'm sure there's plenty of other worthy prey around.
Oh, wait, no, I promised the judge I would stop trying to coerce people into homicide.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-15 06:56:22 EDT (#)
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Awwwwwwwww pickle, how could I forget! I'm so sorry, we have met before, I'm just a crazy fool.
I don't live next door to Alan anymore so you can't try and get me to kill him!
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-14 14:04:43 EDT (#)
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Ofcourse we did, dear.
A quick ruffle through your previous posts brings up this little gem: http://www.ubersite.com/m/98954.
At first I'd've thought you saying;'I don't think anyone has ever creeped me out quite like you just have. I like it. Just stop trying to get me to kill my neighbour, what have you got against Alan anyway?' would at least mean you'd remember it, but then I saw the date. Okay, it's been over a year, so I'll let you off the hook.
Just know that I remember it like it was yesterday *sobs, mutters incoherently about Russians, flees to room and slams doors*.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-13 05:22:50 EDT (#)
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What in Gods name are you talking about? You were pretending to be who?! When did this happen?
We have history??!?!
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-11 09:13:11 EDT (#)
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A. I'm no writer
Yellow. Ubersite is filled with the kind of people that would seriously dislike things I'd want to say (Most Americans).
€. Ubersite is more like the first place I go to when I'm bored and online, and not something I feel I need to check every day.
Still, you can bully me all you want. You'll never be as annoying as Shlongy or as persistent as the only other Dutch user on here, rorrim.
We do already have a history together, if you can recall it. Too bad my picture serves as evidence that I'm not your next door neighbour or whatever the hell I was pretending to be.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-05 09:35:18 EDT (#)
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Just outside southampton. Swanwick way.
Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2008-06-05 09:28:27 EDT (#)
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Thats not in Southsea is it?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-05 08:45:34 EDT (#)
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Well then, I shall just have to bully you.
Consider yourself a victim please.
Why don't you post? Not that I am in a firm position to throw stones from, but I'm busy. Why don't you?
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-05 08:42:44 EDT (#)
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If I ever start posting more, you might get a glimpse. But don't go holding your breath, I've been here since 2004 and this was my ninth post.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-05 08:21:56 EDT (#)
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I don't belive you. I need more photographic proof of your Manly (yes with a capital) ears.
Also I'm not a very emotional person. I'm very constant. Actually that is a whopping lie. I am very emotional, just on limited emotions. For example I am very bad at being sad (just can't stay sad for longer than 30 seconds), but I do rage very well. You see? No?
Ah well, I know what I meant.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-05 07:52:45 EDT (#)
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You're of the passionately emotional sort, aren't you?
Also: my Ears aren't tiny. At the time that picture was taken I just had huge sideburns covering up most of my Manly Ears. That's right, it's spelled with a capital, that's how massively cool they are.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-06-04 23:18:22 EDT (#)
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PS Captain Dangerous is cute.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-06-04 23:17:38 EDT (#)
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I have so many "Dear ____" letters in my head....just like this one. I may write them yet. Either that or paralyse my enemies and messily devour their still-beating hearts.
What?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:25:31 EDT (#)
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gypsy = land pirate
OR
pirate = gypsy of the sea
"Land pirate" sounds better than "Gypsy of the sea" though.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-06-04 15:33:22 EDT (#)
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I love this.
I hate ignorant people at the laundromat.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-06-04 00:04:42 EDT (#)
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Such rage.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-06-03 23:50:39 EDT (#)
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the end of it's cycle
its.
It doesn't really make sense that it shouldn't be it's, though, does it? After all, if you were to have written "my washing" in place of "it" then it would have been "my washing's cycle," with a possessive apostrophe. So why shouldn't "it" also get an apostrophe? Isn't "it" just as possessive as "my washing?"
Ah, you say, but then how would we know the difference between "it's" possessive and "it's" the contraction for "it is"?
Well, how about the context? It wouldn't make sense to say, "the end if it is cycle," would it? How is that any different from any homonym?
Anyway, all that pales in comparison to "Laudry" in the title.
Your cat looks as though it's wearing a sweater with only its top button buttoned. Your cat looks as though its sweater is only buttoned at the top. It's your cat, isn't it?
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-06-03 22:20:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-03 21:25:16 EDT (#)
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wow.
ten out of ten for creativity.
hope it works out.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-03 20:40:10 EDT (#)
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When I was living outside I used to love laundry day, because there was a bar next to the laundrimat. That doesn't look right. The laundry place. The place where some people go to do laundry.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 20:34:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:49:15 EDT (#)
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what kind of boat?
are you a gypsy?
houseboat like?
ronny wood was born on a boat, nothing to be ashamed of.
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Boat in the picture. Lots of work to do.
Yacht. Sail boat.
I'm not a gypsy, I'm a pirate! RAGHHHHHHHHHHHH! Ok, I'm a gypsy. But a pirate really.
House boat, as in I live on her all of the time.
I'm not ashamed. The amount she will be worth when I'm done compared to what she was paid for will make me not ashamed.
Come play. You would make an excellent pirate!
CJ - my darling, the beers are cold and waiting. Missed you whilst you were gone.
my god I need to sleep, too much wine and not enough to distract me. boooooo
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-06-03 18:23:13 EDT (#)
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Vintage 'Monster.
*Mmmwaah*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:49:15 EDT (#)
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what kind of boat?
are you a gypsy?
houseboat like?
ronny wood was born on a boat, nothing to be ashamed of.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:48:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:22:04 CDT (#)
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On the brightside, 'dangerous' is correct.
If I still posted, I'd make a dictionary of all your spellings.
Your version of certainly ('cirtinly') makes my day.
On you, it's cute. If you were fat, ugly and had a dick, I'd probably not think it was cute though.
<brushes up on spelling>
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:45:52 EDT (#)
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What the....hurty! What have you started?!?!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:39:39 EDT (#)
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wait a second.....
you live on a boat?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:38:39 EDT (#)
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1548. You tell me shlongy! (didn't even say hi on my camwhore)
FG. Isle of man - TT I'm there baby.
Orphy - the sweets you are talking about will make you blind.
Hurty. As gay as it may sound, if there is any way I can help the cause to find your cat, let me know...as long as it doesn't involve money.
Em - Sorry about your kitty. Would give you a hug and get you drunk if I could.
I'm steaming and can almost type, that is a gift.
Plus in my last two posts (albeit one of them camwhore) two of my favourite uberererereres have reviewed. Thank you O man (though I'm sure it was because you were bored) and Snark, who I'm just praying id going to post some day.
Must go find more warm wine. Uber and out.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:26:31 EDT (#)
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722 hits WITHOUT a tittie shot?
How does one do that?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-06-03 15:51:43 EDT (#)
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Awesome cat name.
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-03 14:00:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-03 13:22:26 EDT (#)
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Incidently, can one of you Britishers please explain to me, a Yank, the uniqueness of the Manc accent? I do know that Manc = Isle of Man. Yes?
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No.
It's unique because of it complete and utter shitness and ability to make the spewer of it sound like a retard.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-03 13:44:15 EDT (#)
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EVERYONE LOOK AND POINT AT THE STOOOOOPID 'MERICAN HERE.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-03 13:43:44 EDT (#)
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OH MY FUCKING GOD SHIT!!!!
I'm not this dense. Really.
I really fucked the dog on this one.
I meant to say Manx. I got Manc and Manx mixed up.
SHIT!!!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 13:39:24 EDT (#)
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FG: Manc is someone from Manchester.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-06-03 13:36:11 EDT (#)
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The Isle of Man's flag is exactly why I'm interested in Tiger's leg.
Leg is one of the fabled Three Lost Legs of Antiquity which, once united, offer an almost limitless amount of supernatural energy. The destructive capabilities of these appendages have been well documented over the last eight centuries.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-03 13:31:48 EDT (#)
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Oh, and the Isle of Man has an awesome flag!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bc/Flag_of_the_Isle_of_Man.svg/800px-Flag_of_the_Isle_of_Man.svg.png
I plan to go there one day. I'd like to try and time it to see the TT race.
It really looks like a great place.
At least to a flatlandlocked Yank.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-03 13:22:26 EDT (#)
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Incidently, can one of you Britishers please explain to me, a Yank, the uniqueness of the Manc accent? I do know that Manc = Isle of Man. Yes?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-03 13:16:09 EDT (#)
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experima, if you ask someone from Somerset anything, you'd get the same vacant, glazed expresion.
:)
Oh well, I'm off to quickly tidy and make dinner so it doesn't look as if I have been sat eating haribo and rubbing my swollen belly all day.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 13:09:11 EDT (#)
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well i imagine it's a bit like asking someone from Somerset whether it's "North Carolinians" or "North Caroliners."
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:53:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:53:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:15:28 BST (#)
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that cat looks just like my beloved one...how old is it Little Monster?
oh, and I know Mancunian from Manchurian.
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One out of a thousand or so.
:)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:48:45 EDT (#)
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Single guy with a cat? Sadly not, I live with my girlfriend and we don't have a cat no more. Which is a bit of a bummer really. Stupid cat, and stupid lack of ability to leave wet towels and empty beer cans around the place.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:44:48 EDT (#)
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it's not that gay i guess hurty. at least you're trying to find pussy. then again you seem to be a single guy with a cat.
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:44:44 EDT (#)
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LOL at below.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:37:32 EDT (#)
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I've even set up a group on FaceBook. How gay is that?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:35:49 EDT (#)
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Oh hurty, that's horrible. I guess you will have done the ring around and evrything? posters and the like?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:32:36 EDT (#)
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My cat has been lost for 10 days. I am very sad about this.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:30:54 EDT (#)
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He's a little scamp. Very well known here in the yard. He's a compleate whore with the yard hands
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:26:22 EDT (#)
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yes, that was my post. mine was 13. i bet if i saw your cat in person i'd go to pieces it looks so much like him.
i bet he's got a little personality on him, doesn't he?
sigh.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:22:41 EDT (#)
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Hi Em, he's just coming up to eight months.
Am I right in thinking yours isn't around any more? Or was that someone else post. If it is yours then I'm sorry. I would miss the little critter horribly if he weren't around.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:15:28 EDT (#)
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that cat looks just like my beloved one...how old is it Little Monster?
oh, and I know Mancunian from Manchurian.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:13:14 EDT (#)
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Classy, all of it...
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:09:02 EDT (#)
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You have a very hairy pussy.
AND YOUR CAT IS ADORABLE ROFL!!!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:04:11 EDT (#)
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It has been pissing it down here since last night. Getting might bored of it. It's forced me to do paper work and sort bills and things. I want to be outside finnishing the hull.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:02:39 EDT (#)
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*if *talk.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:02:00 EDT (#)
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There is no one else on here but us anyway. f anyone else came along, I 'd keep quiet.
Tlk about the weather. (We may all need your boat!)
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:56:55 EDT (#)
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For someone who was all for keeping it quiet and hoping no one would notice. You're as subtle as a brick my dear. It's very charming orphy. A bit like when you worked out you didn't need to type No Comment in to the review box.
I nearly burst something laughing at that one!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:55:40 EDT (#)
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It's Mancunian, dipshits.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:53:16 EDT (#)
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Yeah, but Hurty missed the obvious one. So he is no better than you!
No Yank would know if Mancurian was spelt wrong or not anyway.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:48:15 EDT (#)
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Yes you did hurty. Thank you
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:45:25 EDT (#)
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Kitty!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:43:08 EDT (#)
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I also pointed out your fuck up about 'Manchurian'.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:35:06 EDT (#)
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Ta orphy, I spell so badly that I don't even realise when I'm getting them wrong sometimes. Typos don't help either.
Thankyou hurty. I knew I could always count on you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:22:04 EDT (#)
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On the brightside, 'dangerous' is correct.
If I still posted, I'd make a dictionary of all your spellings.
Your version of certainly ('cirtinly') makes my day.
On you, it's cute. If you were fat, ugly and had a dick, I'd probably not think it was cute though.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:18:30 EDT (#)
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And put out again.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Consider yourself burnt.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:16:15 EDT (#)
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Cheers orphy, but in truth I deserve to be burnt for that mistake.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:15:21 EDT (#)
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*twice. :(
It's contagious!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:06:38 EDT (#)
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I haven't read all the comments, but I assuming no one else has seen it.
Shush, lets keep it to ourselves. :)
ps this was really good. I thought it should have a perfect +2. I even checked my own rating teice, just to make sure I made no mistake.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:03:40 EDT (#)
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for fucks sake. I just clocked it. Once again I fail
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:58:50 EDT (#)
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Dear god woman, I just noticed the spelling error. :)
And I can't spell!
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:36:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:36:45 EDT (#)
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Also, I love your kitteh.
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Me too. Lets see more photo's of your pussy.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:33:59 EDT (#)
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Agreed, Captain Dangerous looks like a badass. Nice rage, too.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:24:09 EDT (#)
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Hurty, you have inspired me. Mojitos baby! It's going to be a good night.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:21:57 EDT (#)
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Vodka and Orange/Cranberry/Pineapple is a breakfast drink, one of the five a day!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:16:52 EDT (#)
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remeber, beer is niot just a breakfast drink.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:13:53 EDT (#)
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bwahahaha, sorry about your finger.
No, not the only one. I drink every day with a Y in it. If the sun approaching it's highest point, it's time to open a beer.
Day drunk FTW.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:10:50 EDT (#)
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apologise for my atrocious spelling, i have six fingers on my lefty hand, one always gets in the way. had it attached planning to be the worlds fastest guitar player. it didnt work out. now i have one more finger and one less testicle - paymenty.
am i the onlyu one that here that drinks during work hours?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:09:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:06:26 EDT (#)
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nuthin, juts kinda funny calling yhou a boat person.
land lubber? i se no H2O under that leaky tub...
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HEY! she only leaks when it rains.
There is water not 40ft from her. I don't want to be here! IT'S COSTING A FORTUNE TO BE ON LAND. I want to be rocked to sleep like a baby. Instead the only rocking I get is when a forklift accidently clips the cradle.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:07:33 EDT (#)
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I retract previous question......
Leave us alone, we're a peacefull people.
Until we're not.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:06:26 EDT (#)
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nuthin, juts kinda funny calling yhou a boat person.
land lubber? i se no H2O under that leaky tub...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:05:45 EDT (#)
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If you have to ask...
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:05:19 EDT (#)
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What's the problem landlubber?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:04:19 EDT (#)
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fucking boat people!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:04:08 EDT (#)
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:( not in the water as I still have lots of work to do. At the moment she's like a glorified, yet incredibly awkward caravan.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:58:40 EDT (#)
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Oh, you live on it? That's cool.
Where's the water..?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:51:58 EDT (#)
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I live on a boat, yer great fool. This one isn't big enough to justify one, the next one will be though. That in itself is enough to make me work harder at getting this one finnished.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:50:40 EDT (#)
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Captain Dangerous is almost as awesome as Chairman Meow.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:46:59 EDT (#)
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What are you, a student? Buy a washing machine!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:39:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:33:59 EDT (#)
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Ooo I hate to be an OathMeal here but:
"Fuck your week and pasty husband."
:(
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Neither supprised or dissapointed Oathy.
I'm a terrible proof reader.
Shadow - I shall open a beer to toast this joyful occasion!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:36:45 EDT (#)
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MY NEW APT HAS A WASHER AND DRYER IN THE UNIT WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I really can't tell you how much joy this brings, but I'm sure you understand.
Also, I love your kitteh.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:33:59 EDT (#)
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Ooo I hate to be an OathMeal here but:
"Fuck your week and pasty husband."
:(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:33:52 EDT (#)
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My gran met my doppelganger in Tenerife. She had to chase him up the beach to check it wasn't me.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:31:36 EDT (#)
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I don't know what's going on, but I'm begining to be thankfull of my survival kits and battle plans for when the zombies come. I think it wont be long now.
I do know though, that I have a double running around southern spain. Apparently she got mistaken for me a lot, she even put a drink on my tab once which pissed me off to epic preportions. I only saw her once and tried to chase her down the street like a crazy woman. Thankfully my friends saw her too, so I didn't get locked away.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:25:35 EDT (#)
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Either that, or you are from the future coming back to warn me about something.
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I don't know but there is something very sinister and quantum physics-y going on. Why do we have these dopplegangers?!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:22:09 EDT (#)
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Ah, yes. That's what I meant.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:21:29 EDT (#)
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Not likely FG. She's all yours if I've managed to get her to move on.
On the other hand....doupleganger (how in the fuck do you spell that? - I'm too lazy to look it up).
Either that, or you are from the future coming back to warn me about something.
No more coffee for me.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:19:51 EDT (#)
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You said she has a Manchurian accent... Did you mean filthy Manc scum?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:15:24 EDT (#)
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Ok, this is weird. Really spooky like. First, I have your hooligans stomping around my neighborhood and vandalising the graves. Now I have your laundry lady. She sounds like the exact same one! From the greasy bras all the way to the rancid track suits, mutant children, and skid marked underwear. <shudder>
Fortunately I don't have to see her that often. Only when I have to launder quilts and other things that don't fit into my washer.
Seriously though, come get her and take her back with you. She's yours.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:15:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:05:17 EDT (#)
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She's Chinese/Russian?
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Who? The woman or the cat?
FJ - Dangerous is as dangerous does. The little bugger likes scaring the crap out of me by climbing along the top of the guard rails.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:06:52 EDT (#)
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Captain Dangerous living up to his name here, I see.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:06:10 EDT (#)
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Haha awesome.
:)
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:05:29 EDT (#)
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Kill the bitch.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:05:17 EDT (#)
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She's Chinese/Russian?
And OH MY GOD YOU LIVE ON A FUCKING BOAT?!