I'm baaaaa-aaaack! (2631 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.52 on 81 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fat Tony (View user info) at 2008-06-17 10:33:15 EDT
NIGGER!
It's good to be back bitches.
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Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2008-09-27 00:39:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2008-09-06 10:33:09 EDT (#)
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Your posts used to be good.
Now you drop a two-liner with the fucking word "Nigger."
That makes you the equivalent of a diaper full of baby shit.
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no, because you can usually find a use for a diaper full of baby shit. You can throw it away, or throw it into a car with the windows down, etc.
When he used to have posts with substance he was entertaining, but now it is all crap.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-09-27 00:10:13 EDT (#)
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I love you fat tony. Stay forever here with me.
Or I'll fucking kill you. :-)
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2008-09-06 10:33:09 EDT (#)
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Your posts used to be good.
Now you drop a two-liner with the fucking word "Nigger."
That makes you the equivalent of a diaper full of baby shit.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-06-20 10:23:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FannyGrady (user info) at 2008-06-18 22:48:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-06-18 22:07:24 EDT (#)
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are you sitting on someone?
Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2008-06-18 06:21:46 EDT (#)
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Fuck off and die randomly!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-06-18 02:39:08 EDT (#)
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Thank God you're back, you fucking redneck bigot.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-06-18 01:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There is nothing I find more unfunny and annoying than someone actually saying, "I'm baaaa-aaaaack." I heard a co-worker say it the other day over the radio and I just about threw myself in the garbage compactor.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-06-17 20:49:24 EDT (#)
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hey look who made bail
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2008-06-17 19:22:04 EDT (#)
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I remember you.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-17 19:14:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-06-17 12:18:03 CDT (#)
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Well, that was fun. See you in another six months.
LOL.
I was just thinking 'he gets unbanned after popular (three people) demand and then posts THIS?'.
CILF0WNED
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-17 18:47:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:50:45 EDT (#)
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I never liked you. You're a fat racist pig. Go away.
And yet somehow, you're even more unlikeable and considerably less successful than Fat Tony.
Imagine that, pigfucker.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-06-17 17:25:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:18:03 EDT (#)
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Well, that was fun. See you in another six months.
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CILFOWNED
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-06-17 17:21:40 EDT (#)
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This is the greatest day of my life
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-17 17:08:41 EDT (#)
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Is Tony banned from Most Heated?
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-06-17 17:07:28 EDT (#)
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fat cuntrag
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:51:23 EDT (#)
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Bart? http://manbabies.com/images/70.jpg
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:50:45 EDT (#)
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I never liked you. You're a fat racist pig. Go away.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:50:16 EDT (#)
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Glad I was proved right
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:40:19 EDT (#)
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http://www.dhmo.org/
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:18:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:16:03 EDT (#)
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aruging is when you pin a guy down and rub his balls forcefully against shag carpet samples.
sematics is scitames spelled backwards, and if I really have to explain what scitames is then it is YOU with the problem not me.
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You sell carpet, don't you?
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:16:03 EDT (#)
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aruging is when you pin a guy down and rub his balls forcefully against shag carpet samples.
sematics is scitames spelled backwards, and if I really have to explain what scitames is then it is YOU with the problem not me.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:13:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:01:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-06-17 15:58:22 EDT (#)
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va·cant (vknt)
adj.
1. Containing nothing; empty.
2. Without an incumbent or occupant; unfilled: a vacant position.
3. Not occupied or put to use: a vacant lot.
4. Law Not claimed by an heir: a vacant estate.
5.
a. Lacking intelligence or knowledge: a vacant mind.
b. Lacking expression; blank: a vacant stare.
6. Not filled with any activity: vacant hours. See Synonyms at empty.
now stop aruging sematics you retarded webmonkeys
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You're only a couple of hours late. BTW, what is sematics? What is aruging?
:)
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-06-17 15:58:22 EDT (#)
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va·cant (vknt)
adj.
1. Containing nothing; empty.
2. Without an incumbent or occupant; unfilled: a vacant position.
3. Not occupied or put to use: a vacant lot.
4. Law Not claimed by an heir: a vacant estate.
5.
a. Lacking intelligence or knowledge: a vacant mind.
b. Lacking expression; blank: a vacant stare.
6. Not filled with any activity: vacant hours. See Synonyms at empty.
now stop aruging sematics you retarded webmonkeys
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-17 15:52:44 EDT (#)
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Fat Tony is an alter? But I have seen pics and stuff.
I always find his stories very entertaining (what I read in the archives and when I was a 'lurker').
His views on certain topics are a bit controversial, but I welcome his return.
Uberboard = genius.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-17 15:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah. My phrasing is unique.
You don't want to try, do you?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-06-17 15:50:01 EDT (#)
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i was hoping you were going to tell us about the special part you had to machine for the space station and how they sent you up there all on the q-t to install it
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-17 15:49:18 EDT (#)
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Actually, it was the way the statement was phrased. But I'm glad your guilty conscience got the best of you, Slappy.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-17 15:49:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-06-17 15:16:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2008-06-17 10:41:21 EDT (#)
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If my body was rotting in a FEMA trailer, it wouldn't exactly be vacant, would it?
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-06-17 10:39:26 EDT (#)
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liked it better when I believed your corpulent body was rotting in a vacant FEMA trailer
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No vacant is correct.
They always find bodies in vacant rowhouses in Baltimore.
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Look up vacant. You are wrong.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-17 15:46:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-17 11:25:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2008-06-17 10:41:21 EDT (#)
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If my body was rotting in a FEMA trailer, it wouldn't exactly be vacant, would it?
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Vacant means unoccupied, not empty. If you were dead, it would be vacant (unoccupied by any living person) but not empty.
Christ, you're still fucking stupid. And why the fuck did your comment remind me of Bubba?
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No, Hadley, you didn't call me an idiot. This time. You simply referred to a statement YOU thought was wrong and said it reminded you of me. Stop trying to weasel out of what you intended to say.
Y'know, you and I could get along if you stopped trying to stir shit every time I comment.
Wanna give it a try?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-06-17 15:16:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2008-06-17 10:41:21 EDT (#)
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If my body was rotting in a FEMA trailer, it wouldn't exactly be vacant, would it?
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-06-17 10:39:26 EDT (#)
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liked it better when I believed your corpulent body was rotting in a vacant FEMA trailer
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No vacant is correct.
They always find bodies in vacant rowhouses in Baltimore.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-17 15:15:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-17 14:32:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:50:43 EDT (#)
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Bubba = Fat Tony
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I love it!! Hadley calls me an idiot, I prove him wrong, he becomes a bigger idiot!
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I never called you an idiot, I called Fat Tony an idiot. Getting confused?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-06-17 15:03:05 EDT (#)
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I never noticed that you requested all your posts and account get deleted.
Oh well. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-17 14:32:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:50:43 EDT (#)
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Bubba = Fat Tony
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I love it!! Hadley calls me an idiot, I prove him wrong, he becomes a bigger idiot!
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-06-17 14:31:26 EDT (#)
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you moved to the South?
where?
nothing specific of course just wondering general area like which state.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-17 14:10:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:18:03 EDT (#)
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Well, that was fun. See you in another six months.
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Best Review Ever
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-17 14:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well this was fun.
Bye now.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bubba = Fat Tony
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:46:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:20:18 EDT (#)
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Please regale us with yet another semi-illiterate editorial on the virtues of wife beating, cheating and playing the system, racism, and generally being a fat, disgusting, tub of lard who only has a vague memory of being able to see his own penis without the aid of a long handled mirror.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:45:37 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/84217
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84477
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:32:56 EDT (#)
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Good. Use your aggressive feelings, Uber. Let the hate flow through you.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:32:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:18:03 EDT (#)
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Well, that was fun. See you in another six months.
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heheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
whoa, almost died.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:25:01 EDT (#)
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At least there'll be something entertaining on here instead of the amazingly gay "Love In" that's been happening of late.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:21:43 EDT (#)
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Just to help keep you on the front page because you need more abuse. It'll be good for your fat clogged heart.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:20:18 EDT (#)
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Please regale us with yet another semi-illiterate editorial on the virtues of wife beating, cheating and playing the system, racism, and generally being a fat, disgusting, tub of lard who only has a vague memory of being able to see his own penis without the aid of a long handled mirror.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:19:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:18:09 EDT (#)
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Hadley, stfu. Why are you always wrong?
va·cant Audio Help /ˈveɪkənt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[vey-kuhnt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
-adjective
1. having no contents; empty; void: a vacant niche.
2. having no occupant; unoccupied: no vacant seats on this train.
3. not in use: a vacant room.
4. devoid of thought or reflection: a vacant mind.
5. characterized by, showing, or proceeding from lack of thought or intelligence: a vacant answer; a vacant expression on a face.
6. not occupied by an incumbent, official, or the like, as a benefice or office.
7. free from work, business, activity, etc.: vacant hours.
8. characterized by or proceeding from absence of occupation: a vacant life.
9. devoid or destitute (often fol. by of): He was vacant of human sympathy.
10. Law.
a. having no tenant and devoid of furniture, fixtures, etc. (distinguished from unoccupied): a vacant house.
b. idle or unutilized; open to any claimant, as land.
c. without an incumbent; having no heir or claimant; abandoned: a vacant estate.
s. of vacāns, prp. of vacāre to be empty); see -ant]
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:18:03 EDT (#)
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Well, that was fun. See you in another six months.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:17:07 EDT (#)
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I hope your dog died while you were gone.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:08:58 EDT (#)
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Begone, foul shitstain!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-17 13:04:51 EDT (#)
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:)
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-06-17 12:35:50 EDT (#)
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there's enough pathetic toolbags around here with superiority complexes despite their disgusting, shameful lives. get lost.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-17 12:35:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-17 12:09:45 EDT (#)
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awesome!
Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-06-17 11:51:31 EDT (#)
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hang on are you ALF?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-17 11:42:15 EDT (#)
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I specifically did not mention you in my last post.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-17 11:38:12 EDT (#)
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Only if you promise to have (another) heart attack.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-06-17 11:37:10 EDT (#)
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Welcome back! Things will be more like they used to be than they ever were, now.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2008-06-17 11:31:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-17 11:25:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2008-06-17 10:41:21 EDT (#)
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If my body was rotting in a FEMA trailer, it wouldn't exactly be vacant, would it?
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Vacant means unoccupied, not empty. If you were dead, it would be vacant (unoccupied by any living person) but not empty.
Christ, you're still fucking stupid. And why the fuck did your comment remind me of Bubba?
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If a coffin had a dead body in it, would it be vacant?
If a hotel had a dead body in it, would it be vacant?
No.
Bubba? I do live in the South now. That might be why.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-17 11:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-17 11:25:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2008-06-17 10:41:21 EDT (#)
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If my body was rotting in a FEMA trailer, it wouldn't exactly be vacant, would it?
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Vacant means unoccupied, not empty. If you were dead, it would be vacant (unoccupied by any living person) but not empty.
Christ, you're still fucking stupid. And why the fuck did your comment remind me of Bubba?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-06-17 11:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-17 11:17:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-06-17 11:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
now?
uber needs something to talk about.
get back up there
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-06-17 11:16:18 EDT (#)
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front page yet?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-06-17 11:15:45 EDT (#)
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wait, you wanted back in but yesterday, if not before, the name on the MVA list changed. How could you have done it with out your account??
now post something, it's like a ghost town arround here.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-06-17 11:05:23 EDT (#)
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just couldn't stay away ya fat bastard could ya?
welcome back dude...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-17 11:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method alter.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-17 11:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Off you fuck bellend.
Go on....
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-06-17 10:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fun
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-17 10:49:07 EDT (#)
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Then why did you come back? There's absolutely nothing going on here either.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-17 10:48:25 EDT (#)
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Turns out it does bother me.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2008-06-17 10:48:05 EDT (#)
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Problem is Method, there isn't much going on.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-17 10:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeh. This'll save Uber.
Enjoy it while it lasts, whoever's ego needs this tiny shot of endorphins.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-17 10:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Off the front page before lunch...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-17 10:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
welcome back, beaner.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-17 10:42:29 EDT (#)
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Great, now tell us the latest bullshit story that you fabricated in that giant fucking block you call a head - you know, the thing that rests on that disgusting package of bratwurst normal people call a neck? Don't disappoint
God, you must smell like damp cave and farts
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2008-06-17 10:41:21 EDT (#)
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If my body was rotting in a FEMA trailer, it wouldn't exactly be vacant, would it?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-06-17 10:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
liked it better when I believed your corpulent body was rotting in a vacant FEMA trailer