Rizzo. Sunday morning hotel room picture aftermath. (2169 hits)
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Submitted by MickGinny (View user info) at 2008-06-19 11:43:25 EDT
Rizzo you guinea motherfucker answer your cell phone when it rings! It could be a crazy drunk bastard with a hotel room in philly for the weekend overflowing with fine heinas, cheap whiskey, and skunk buds.
Seriously, I called you several times. I have the number you posted around the time of the AC ubercon (about 3 years ago) your message is still on it, so I am assuming it is an active number...but you were too much of a greasy wop pussy to pick it up when it rang.
So I had to smoke all the kind bud, drink all the whiskey, and deck all the heina myself.
It was my first trip to philly that was not business related and I was hoping you could spend some time with us to show what yogi berra lookin' dagos do in the city of brotherly love for fun> besides standing on the corner with your silk shirts unbuttoned to the waist sporting gold chains and perpetually repeating "fugetabowtit" to each other.
I also looked in the phonebook for a landline #, the only match to your name was some old miserable (and probably greasy) guinea bitch who kept asking "what chu mean antluvdog"
I am planning another trip soon so check your messages, I left my number. Call me and lets see if we can hook it up.
Here is a picture of Sunday morning in the hotel room to make you grease up with envy.
Mick.
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-06-22 08:55:54 EDT (#)
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Rizzo was too busy throwing bricks through the windows of an unabortion clinic. Those are the ones where they stuff the baby back into you.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-06-21 15:05:15 EDT (#)
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Good to see that you're alive.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-06-21 13:41:45 EDT (#)
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excuses. here is your notice: i will be in philly soon. be ready.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2008-06-21 13:05:01 EDT (#)
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AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I was out of town but I did eventually get your messages. Give me a couple days notice next time and I'll set up a tour of the Philly crackhouses. We can bang down some freebase and then I'll show you a REAL party baby, toothless hookers and all!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-06-20 09:05:19 EDT (#)
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mick
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-19 19:44:09 EDT (#)
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hey mick!
your word association bitch is still going strong.
i demand a new hellbilly story.
if you ever get to houston let me know.
i've joined the dark side.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-19 18:39:53 EDT (#)
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Nicole3 is an olllllld name. I haven't seen it in years, probably.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-19 16:04:49 EDT (#)
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No wait, AC was 5 years ago, vegas 3 1/2?
I had so much fun talking in foreign languages with you!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-19 16:03:00 EDT (#)
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Nicole, I missed you... ac was like 6 years ago, vegas was 4 I think? Time flies, huh? I hope everything is going good for you!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-19 15:53:16 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Nicole3
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Who the fuck is THIS noob?
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2008-06-19 15:49:01 EDT (#)
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It only took 3 times to remember my login. AC was more than three years ago, right? Maybe 5? I'm going to have to look that up. Good to see you and CornNugget are still here
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-19 15:12:37 EDT (#)
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I don't give a fuck if he's Bart himself.
This was boring and 'Rizzo' sounds like a poofter.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-06-19 14:57:47 EDT (#)
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welcome back ya rat bastard.
Oathy: Check #4 on MVA
MickGinny has tenure
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-19 13:51:35 EDT (#)
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Hey- How's that dumping your wife and running out on your kids deal workin' for you?
Inquiring Uber minds - and Shlongy - want to know.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-06-19 12:50:18 EDT (#)
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MickGinny fifi
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-06-19 12:49:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-19 12:22:45 EDT (#)
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that's the one
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the first place I learned how to spin yarn AND eat candy at the same time.
My friends parents volunteer there sometimes.
wow, small world.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-19 12:38:26 EDT (#)
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*sigh*
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-19 12:22:45 EDT (#)
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that's the one
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-06-19 12:20:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-19 11:58:35 EDT (#)
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you ever been to Quiet Valley?
Is it still the same as it was when I was a kid, I used to have a blast there.
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I live about 10 minutes from a place called Quiet Valley. Is this in the Poconos?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-06-19 12:13:09 EDT (#)
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tenure? are you feckin kiddin me!?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-06-19 12:08:54 EDT (#)
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no, not a hippie. an innocent country girl that i am working dilligently to fully warp and corrupt.
18 mos is the perfect age to introduce curse words.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-19 12:08:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-19 12:05:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-06-19 11:50:14 EDT (#)
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perhaps. but i really dont remember asking for contact advice. dont you have a 2 inch dick in your pants to beat off to gay porn?
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For someone with so much tenure around here you sure have shitty insults.
Just sayin'.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-06-19 12:05:27 EDT (#)
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Quiet Valley. never heard of it.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-19 12:05:16 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I read that post of yours... camels, etc... Sounds like you hooked up with a hippie!
My son is 1 1/2 years old. He's fun. Maybe not as fun as camels.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-06-19 12:01:11 EDT (#)
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mmmm, you have a kid... that means you must like to do it...well at least once.
how old?
ehh, take a look at this, it will sum up my past few trainwreck years.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113548
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-19 11:58:35 EDT (#)
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you ever been to Quiet Valley?
Is it still the same as it was when I was a kid, I used to have a blast there.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-19 11:55:42 EDT (#)
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I now have a shit ass job where I never have work to do, so all I do is spend too much time on uber. I have a kid now, too!
That's the complete rundown of my life.
What's new and exciting with you, besides the fact that anthony hoed you out?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-06-19 11:53:30 EDT (#)
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nug! you are still around as well! whats up bitch!?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-06-19 11:50:14 EDT (#)
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perhaps. but i really dont remember asking for contact advice. dont you have a 2 inch dick in your pants to beat off to gay porn?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-19 11:49:33 EDT (#)
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He's going to be so sad when he reads this.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-19 11:49:26 EDT (#)
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You don't suppose he knew it was you, deliberately avoided the call, and has now changed his number?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-19 11:45:25 EDT (#)
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Doesn't this dude have an e-mail you could have used?