Twelve 80's Metal Songs I've Rocked A Billy Idol Face To (1298 hits)
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (View user info) at 2008-08-24 01:17:06 EDT
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Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2008-08-27 20:30:51 EDT (#)
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You are the hardest rocking homosexual the world has ever known.
This is good material.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-08-27 07:26:02 EDT (#)
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I have been unable to recieve road head since watching that fateful scene in Life According to Garp.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-26 16:39:56 EDT (#)
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I think my ipod is sadistic.
Your mp3 on the other hand...
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-08-26 15:20:01 EDT (#)
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You know what every single guy pictured in your post has in common?
Yup, that's right. Method's Mom. In fact, I'm pretty sure that Lemmy is Method's biological father. It really would explain a lot.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-08-26 09:04:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-08-25 18:30:06 EDT (#)
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I'll be honest, I just looked at the bands.
Where's Dio? Or Rainbow?
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-25 15:56:10 EDT (#)
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Drake: Airheads
I know this isn't a definitive list, just what happened on my MP3 player all in a row.
By the way, Anthrax "Return of the Killer A's" is a must. From Chuck D on the opening track to Inside Out that album in the shit.
Danzig does look pretty bad ass in that there pic. The wonders of Google image search never cease to amaze me.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-25 14:53:29 EDT (#)
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Chazz: Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
Chris Moore: Lemmy.
[Rex imitates a game show buzzer]
Chris Moore: ... God?
Rex: Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy *IS* God.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-08-25 14:48:36 EDT (#)
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Hell yeah.
Honorable mentions:
Rocket Queen
Burn In Hell
Holy Diver
Living After Midnight
Bang Your Head
Antisocial
...
Submitted by metalbeast7 (user info) at 2008-08-25 14:34:12 EDT (#)
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im coming back to this post specifically to look at danzig again.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-25 14:03:20 EDT (#)
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+2 80s metal!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-25 13:58:50 EDT (#)
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I listened to all those dudes, plus the hair metal stuff, and some of the hardcore metal like Anthrax etc.
Of them all I would have to say Queensryche were my favorite so kudos to this post. Now that I think of it, Fist - Fleet Street was pretty damned awesome at the time to.
And of course, AC/DC was a given in any head bangers tape collection.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-08-25 13:13:16 EDT (#)
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Speaking as someone who went through her teenaged years in the 80's, I am proud (and not at all ashamed) to admit that I rocked out to Hair/Glam metal bands and had a hoot of a time doing it.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-25 12:57:53 EDT (#)
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What? No Stryper?
Submitted by PMN (user info) at 2008-08-25 12:38:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2008-08-25 11:16:43 EDT (#)
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Pantera. Respect Walk. Every time that I hear it, I want to kick someone's ass.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-25 10:32:20 EDT (#)
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"Heads are gonna roll" FTW
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-08-25 08:06:38 EDT (#)
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where is warrant in this mess?
darrell abbott (pantera)was wicked. god rest his soul. poor bastard
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-08-25 07:50:18 EDT (#)
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I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby.
Come with me Friday, don't say "Maybe."
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
like you.
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-08-25 05:12:19 EDT (#)
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#1 - Did you know that Glen Danzig composed a classical album called "Black Aria?" It's about the battle of the rebel angels (shocker) and it's actually quite good despite only being slightly over a half hour long. My vote? "Dirty Black Summer."
#2 - Iron Maiden rules my fucking face off. I saw them live about 10 years ago with Queensryche. Who, by the way, I believe got ever MORE badass with the release AFTER Operation:Mindcrime when they came out with Empire. Dude... "Jet City Woman?"
#3 - Never understood the appeal of Judas Priest. Same with Motorhead. Early Megadeth was okay, I suppose. Metallica is fine, but I despise their fans. Crue? Seriously???
#4 - "Walk" by Pantera off the Vulgar Display Of Power album is quite possibly one of the most brutal things ever purposely recorded by humans.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-08-25 04:10:50 EDT (#)
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Though I know most of this metal stuff it's not my music.
Back in those days I was listening to The Clash, Buzzcocks, Generation X, The Specials, The Beat, The Sex Pistols/PIL and of course Leonhard Cohen.
This post still brings back some nice memories about metalheads and punks coming together to smoke pot.
Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2008-08-25 02:41:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-25 01:00:05 EDT (#)
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Have you ever seen that movie, Eat the Rich, with Lemmy and the boys? I think of the scene in that movie where Lemmy and the spy are riding a dirt bike across a field every time I see a post by Orgasmatron.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-08-25 00:02:12 EDT (#)
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My oldest brother rocked hard to Queensryche when my other dorky brother was a Firehouse freak and I loved Pearl Jam. Despite me being 12 and it probably being an incredibly un-cool thing for a 17 year old dude to do; my brother took me with him and his friends to see Queensryche (Type O Negative opened while simultaneously scaring me). It was fucking AWESOME.
ALSO: I had a friend named Gravy in high school who liked to leave puzzling messages for people when he called them. I came home one day and there was a note from my mother:
"Some English-sounding guy called for you...who is 'Dave Mustang'?"
Submitted by therealgeddylee (user info) at 2008-08-24 20:06:59 EDT (#)
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I'm 20 and listen to all of these bands on a daily basis. Especially Danzig/Misfits and Pantera. And the Scorpions. Check out the song Blackout. Actually, the entire album is gold.
I should have been born in the early 80s. God damnit, I missed a hell of a decade.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-08-24 19:59:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-24 12:49:57 EDT (#)
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Did Glenn not think that fat fuck was going to take a swing at him after he gave him a little shove? He didn't even move until his face got caved in. It was like a reenactment of the Pantera album cover.
Incidentally, the guy on that cover was a bum that they paid $50 to punch in the face or something. To lazy to look up the particulars but I'm pretty sure he got fucked up.
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That clip always cracked me up.
Totally ruined Danzig's street cred and bragging rights over studying Jeet Kune Do with Jerry Poteet.
Submitted by metalbeast7 (user info) at 2008-08-24 18:54:28 EDT (#)
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My girlfriend shook Danzig's hand.
I like to do also sorts of stuff to it hehehe.
God, i feel like getting a hand job from her so bad =(
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-24 18:45:06 EDT (#)
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Don't mind PepsiCoke. They are just someone who doesn't like anything I do and feels the need to -2 every post of mine that pops up. I get one of those people every couple of years.
Queen Ashley
your_brown_eyed_girl
And now PepsiCoke. It'll pass.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-24 17:51:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-08-24 17:22:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:31:16 EDT (#)
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Dinosaur Jr isnt a metal band
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And they are the only decent band mentioned so far.
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You say that as though it's something other that just your subjective opinion. It's not, you know.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-08-24 17:22:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:31:16 EDT (#)
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Dinosaur Jr isnt a metal band
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And they are the only decent band mentioned so far.
Submitted by Timberwolves_At_New_York (user info) at 2008-08-24 17:09:54 EDT (#)
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gay
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:33:17 EDT (#)
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Don't forget Saxon either.
hahhahahahahaha. Good times, by god.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:32:36 EDT (#)
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Ah yes. Tesla. hahaha.
Listening to Dokken right now.
I plugged in "Black Sabboth" in Pandora and all that classic shit is coming up.
God I miss the 80's. That decade was the shit, man.
The 90's were pretty cool too.
This decade can't possibly suck any more, musically, globally, financially, romantically...
fuuuuuuuk.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:31:16 EDT (#)
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Dinosaur Jr isnt a metal band
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:21:16 EDT (#)
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Director, don't forget about Dinosaur Jr., Armored Saint, Quiet Riot, Slaughter and yes, even Tesla.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:20:54 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 horrible taste in music
I watched the gold medal game at 1130 last night at a pool hall. West coast, bitch.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-24 15:48:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-24 11:54:06 EDT (#)
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I feel like if I met Glenn Danzig in real life, I'd be incredibly afraid of him. He makes me uneasy.
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My ex-wife was the same way. The song "Mother" made her extremely nervous.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-08-24 15:19:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-08-24 18:00:24 BST (#)
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Metal is really fucking stupid.
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Wrong
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-24 13:44:38 EDT (#)
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It's called "Here I go again (on my own)."
God I really am pathetic.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-24 13:43:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-24 13:43:02 EDT (#)
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Donkey's post has led me to "rediscovering" Nirvana, Guns N' Roses (Sweet Child O' Mine...still fucking amazing), Bon Jovi (Who I have NEVER liked) Aerosmith (80's version) Run DMC, Dio, LA Guns, Mother Love Bone, and, oddly enough, Shakespears Sister, Sophie B. Hawkins, and Bonnie Rait.
Thank you Donkey. I LOVE YOU MAN. <tears up>
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-08-24 13:35:42 EDT (#)
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i hate hair metal, though i sometimes (rarely) sing along to that whitesnake song. i can't remember what its called though
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-08-24 13:30:45 EDT (#)
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I liked IronMaiden in high school. What else can I say? I haven't played highway basketball in years.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-24 13:05:42 EDT (#)
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P.S.
I loved and still love Motley Crue.
I bought "Theater of Pain" and "Shout at the Devil" when I lived in Mexico.
Mexicans were stunned, frightened and shocked.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-08-24 13:00:24 EDT (#)
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Metal is really fucking stupid.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-24 12:49:57 EDT (#)
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Did Glenn not think that fat fuck was going to take a swing at him after he gave him a little shove? He didn't even move until his face got caved in. It was like a reenactment of the Pantera album cover.
Incidentally, the guy on that cover was a bum that they paid $50 to punch in the face or something. To lazy to look up the particulars but I'm pretty sure he got fucked up.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-24 12:41:52 EDT (#)
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Yeah, as he ages, Glenn still looks frightening, but in a more decomposing roid rager way than anything more sinister.
He's also 5'3, so without all the muscle, he's probably transforming into disgruntled troll.
Submitted by TooMuchMan (user info) at 2008-08-24 12:32:20 EDT (#)
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Dammit. Well, have another one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuligCUrNPs
Submitted by TooMuchMan (user info) at 2008-08-24 12:30:43 EDT (#)
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+2 Lemmy. I am a big Misfits fan, but Danzig is also acceptable.
Glenn Anzalone used to live in my nightmares, until I saw this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEehtlKVKps. Now I feel like he is sort of like Scut Farkus after Ralphie beat him up. Sure, he talked a big game, but after you see him taken down with a little openfisted bitch-slap to the head, he just isn't that scary anymore.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-24 11:54:06 EDT (#)
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I feel like if I met Glenn Danzig in real life, I'd be incredibly afraid of him. He makes me uneasy.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-24 11:10:56 EDT (#)
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KK Downing and Lemmy kicked off my dreams of being a rock star. Obviously didn't work out but I can play a bunch of Judas Priest and Motorhead tunes on guitar and bass. Maybe it's not too late - I still have the hair for it... Nah.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2008-08-24 10:58:51 EDT (#)
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Surprisingly, 80's glam and arena rock aren't my cups of tea. Well they are, but I can see a long hair floating at the top and I'm too grossed out to drink it now. Fuck. Seriously how did that get there, I don't even know anyone with long red hair. This is ridiculous.
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2008-08-24 09:35:07 EDT (#)
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Out of that list Ive seen Judas Priest, Queensryche, Metallica, Guns and Roses, Megadeth, Iron Maiden and Pantera Live. The 90's ruled. G'nR was the only gig out of them the blew monkeys. Axel kept changing his skirt twice every song for no apparent reason. Then they did a Robot Rape blowup thingy that was Spinal Tap'esq in its epic failure to be impressive.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-08-24 08:41:17 EDT (#)
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next time you're in worcester, stop by the lucky dog on a thursday. rock out to some mullethead.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55781
in conclusion, i like 80s hair metal.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-08-24 06:00:15 EDT (#)
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I rocked a guns n roses cd the other day and was surprised that I knew almost every lyric and about 8 songs I hadn't heard in about a decade...
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-08-24 05:13:08 EDT (#)
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I want Ace of Spades to be the theme song to my life. And haven't you heard the more recent Megadeth album "The System has Failed"? It'll rock your face!
Submitted by metalbeast7 (user info) at 2008-08-24 04:25:51 EDT (#)
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that is the most kick ass picture of danzig ive ever seen
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-24 04:14:40 EDT (#)
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I just watched like two hours of old glam and metal videos on Classic VH1.
Submitted by bugblender (user info) at 2008-08-24 03:56:58 EDT (#)
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would have been a 2 if you would have included RATT.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-24 03:18:08 EDT (#)
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+2 Effort.
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-08-24 03:02:02 EDT (#)
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Clcked expecting shit, discovered a decent taste in music insteadd.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-08-24 02:25:14 EDT (#)
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Though my taste in music is exceptional and precise, maybe my all-time favorite song is Dancing With Myself.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-24 01:54:44 EDT (#)
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Wow. Kicker of all ass indeed my friend. I was in high school when some of these things tore up the airwaves.
Anyone remember "Turn up the radio" by....fuck............AUTOGRAPH!
Yes, I queerly liked that song.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-24 01:35:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-23 23:01:19 EDT (#)
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I literally just shat myself.
Post to come tomorrow.
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It started about 3 hours ago.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-24 01:33:05 EDT (#)
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I feel you on the basketball game, friend. I have no idea what NBC was thinking.
As for the diarrhea, I can't help you with that. I hope to avoid mud butt after tonight's festivities. Here is to Immodium. May your shit be hard for a week.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-24 01:25:47 EDT (#)
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I'm waiting for the basket ball game whilst having one of the most painful bouts of diarrhea ever.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-24 01:24:05 EDT (#)
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I can't get into how happy parts of this post make my drunk ass. But I will say I slept in my Billy Idol 'Whiplash Smile' tshirt last night, Danzig's Lucifuge is still one of my favorite albums, and I saw Metallica live about 10 times before they started to suck in 1992. Did you know their new release actually includes the lyrics "love is a 4 letter word?" Not kidding.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-24 01:24:02 EDT (#)
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You lost me at Judas Preist.
But I came back around at motorhead.