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Just in case the world ends today, at 0830 GMT, I would like to say... (868 hits)

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Submitted by DeathJester (View user info) at 2008-09-10 02:46:12 EDT


... Didn't we just fucking deserve it?



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Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2008-09-11 06:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2008-09-10 19:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Are we in the clear yet? ...What if we are all slowly going to die? Maybe it's not immediate.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!


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just by saying that, you've increased your chances of getting cancer

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-09-10 22:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yup

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-10 20:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you guys do know we've been using particle accelerators for quite some time now, right?

here's a couple that interest me-

http://www.bnl.gov/rhic/
http://www.fnal.gov/

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2008-09-10 19:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Are we in the clear yet? ...What if we are all slowly going to die? Maybe it's not immediate.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-09-10 16:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

life's not fair...nothing new there

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-09-10 15:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I bet the little guy is sitting in the big one's fridge waiting to be devoured

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-09-10 15:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FINALLY. Yes. And can you think of a better way to go than to take it all out in one, final, fantastic blunder of hubris?

Submitted by jtrujillo34 (user info) at 2008-09-10 14:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks for making me and everyong else feel like an asshole.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-09-10 13:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Preach the fuck on.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-09-10 12:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't do it for today (As I already knew about this only being an accelerator test), but I fully intend to have REM's "It's The End of The World As We Know It" on my MP3 player just in case it happens.

I'll also have a bottle of good beer and a decent cigar on my person that day.


Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-10 12:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes. Yes, we did. And when the world blows up, I want to be listening to Destiny's Child at top volume.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-10 12:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-09-10 11:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-10 14:23:58 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Uck.

Yes we do.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-09-10 09:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah, fuck us

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-09-10 09:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-09-10 09:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Half the world's problems would be solved if the guy on the right ate the kid on the left.


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80% could be solved if the kid on the left and a few of his buddies at the guy on the right.

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-09-10 09:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-09-10 09:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Half the world's problems would be solved if the guy on the right ate the kid on the left.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-10 09:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Uck.

Yes we do.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-09-10 09:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh yeah. actually it's gonna end oct 21. that's when the smashing starts.

Submitted by bugblender (user info) at 2008-09-10 09:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Obviously, one of these people has bad genetics and that's why they are the way they are...just ask Hershel Walker.

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-10 09:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't know what theory you are referencing here.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-09-10 07:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Too bad it didnt.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-09-10 07:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well fuck. Now I don't want my breakfast.

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-09-10 07:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We really do, it's probably the best thing we could do for the world, ending it. We've fucked it royally.

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2008-09-10 04:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well done DJ, you made me log in.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-09-10 04:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

When I see people like that, I wish that I was capable of murder.


Submitted by 200killerwasps (user info) at 2008-09-10 03:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The world won't end today, it's (once again) a load of media bullcrap.


I saw on the news (ha! i realise what this means when i say this) that they based the theory of the world ending on some theory from 1912, which was disproved theoretically in 1915, then practically in 19...whatever, but you get the point.


Now, I don't know what theory it is so you guys will have to look for it on Wikipedia yourselves.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-10 03:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're a clever Jester!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-10 03:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2008-09-10 08:16:46 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

i bet he hasn't seen his balls in years...
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good job, he'd probably try to eat them.


Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2008-09-10 03:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i bet he hasn't seen his balls in years...

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-10 03:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what a post, dj.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-09-10 03:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-09-10 02:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


yup.



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