Uber Cribs - the Jack McCallum Edition! (2016 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.52 on 88 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by (V) (View user info) at 2008-09-23 14:32:59 EDT
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Submitted by johnnybegood (user info) at 2008-10-01 10:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow this sucks
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-10-01 01:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
some asshole like maltese is sitting there with a semi-flaccid penis without internet connection so he can't continue whacking off to pedo porn and you guys rescue him in 22 minutes or less, huh?
I'm actually not on the tech side. I'm home entertainment sales manager. We guarantee our installation for LIFE. Earthquake? We'll buy you a new entertainment system and put it back on the wall for free...forever.
call me if you ever need a job but I imagine my company will go down before yours. I think our stock is at 77 cents or something tragic like that.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-30 15:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We have a 22 minute response time for emergencies. What do YOU have????
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-09-30 15:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw your little gay beetle the other day. Moron Patrol.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-30 13:44:27 EDT (#)
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Nice lime green shirts and shoes, faggot!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-09-30 13:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-29 15:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Listen Jack, most of us are here to keep ourselves entertained during our shitty jobs. I, personally, hate working for the Best Buy Geek Squad, so I fuck around on Uber a lot. It's a way to pass the time.
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holy shit i'm online with the competition...I'm firedog, bitch.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-09-27 15:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEHOLD: You have discovered my HELL.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-09-26 12:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-26 01:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-09-25 19:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You people should watch the BBC sometimes.
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What the hell do you mean, "You people"?
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-09-26 00:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That looks like your mom's place, without the big pile of used condoms and empty lube bottles.
I'm just kidding.
Your mom doesn't need lube. It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-09-25 19:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You people should watch the BBC sometimes. They chronicle Jack's entire family. Its called How Clean Is Your House.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-09-25 19:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cat Fucker Extraordinaire!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-09-25 16:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*BOKE*
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-09-25 12:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jack McCallum is a published author. You can buy his books on Amazon.com
http://www.amazon.com/Made-U-S-Jack-McCallum/dp/0738867764
Submitted by Gyro_Gearloose (user info) at 2008-09-25 12:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-09-25 04:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
playboy mansion hahahahaha
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-09-25 01:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 17:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahahahahahahaha
definitely looks like the kind of apartment a cat herding RACIST would live in.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-09-24 21:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus. I thought I was a filthy pig.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-09-24 17:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Atrocious
Entertaining
Interesting
Outstanding
Unbelievable
(and sometimes Yucky)
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-09-24 16:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
do bubba next
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2008-09-24 14:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LMAO
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2008-09-24 14:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-24 13:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-24 13:59:31 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-24 06:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But can someone please explain to me why he is so dreadfully protective of Jack?
Jack himself seemed to take this post well, Hell, it is funny, so why all the Bubba -2's?
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I've never met Bubba so I can't speak for him. Maybe he just feels there should be a bit more balance in the uberverse. And if that doesn't make sense, it will after you see me take part in a contest that is not unanimous...
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Huh?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-09-24 13:13:59 EDT (#)
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Logged in to rate.
this is sickening. The photo's - the post was clever and giggle/gag inducing.
my no-bigger-than-my-foot puppy is cuter than yours! THHHHHHHHHHHHHPT :-)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-24 10:21:19 EDT (#)
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Yes, I used "jack" and "me" in the same sentence, but I'm sure the tard patrol, AKA Bubba, will be around to correct my grammar
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-24 10:20:25 EDT (#)
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Unanimous?
As in "there should be a unanimous consensus that Jack is the greatest author in the world, and if not, it must be a conspiracy against me?"
Yuu make no fucking sense, stop hanging out with Bubba
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-24 08:59:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-24 06:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But can someone please explain to me why he is so dreadfully protective of Jack?
Jack himself seemed to take this post well, Hell, it is funny, so why all the Bubba -2's?
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I've never met Bubba so I can't speak for him. Maybe he just feels there should be a bit more balance in the uberverse. And if that doesn't make sense, it will after you see me take part in a contest that is not unanimous...
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-24 08:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lamia (user info) at 2008-09-24 05:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha ha ha. Put him forward for how clean is your house!
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English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-24 07:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, I have alzheimers
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-09-24 07:26:03 EDT (#)
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remember when this would have 300 reviews and 3k hits
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-24 07:21:35 EDT (#)
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I think his hatred of me outweighs any sort of social decorum that Bubba may have had if he wasn't complete white trash in the first place.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-24 06:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-23 21:24:42 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Newport filters are brown.
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Right, I like Bubba, I like most folk on this site.
But can someone please explain to me why he is so dreadfully protective of Jack?
Jack himself seemed to take this post well, Hell, it is funny, so why all the Bubba -2's?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-24 06:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DO MY TRAILER NEXT!
Submitted by Lamia (user info) at 2008-09-24 05:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha ha ha. Put him forward for how clean is your house!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-09-24 02:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-09-23 18:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's the scratching post?
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In his pants. Weren't you paying attention?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-09-24 02:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow. that's all. wow.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-24 02:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-28 10:55:55 EDT (#)
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OH YES THE FUCK STAINS OF HUMANITY BURN MY URETHRA SO GOOOOOOOOD!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-09-24 00:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-09-24 00:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shenanigans
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-09-23 23:50:00 EDT (#)
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Man, that's gross. That is definitely the work of a mentally ill person. (Not this post, the apartment. Okay, maybe the post too.) And why do they always have such bad diets?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-09-23 23:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-09-23 22:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Donde estas los gatos?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-09-23 22:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i love the garlic butter saw
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-09-23 22:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DO ME! DO ME!
NO WAIT!
DO THAT HIPPY SUSIE DERKINS! I HEAR SHE LIVES IN A COMMUNE THAT SMELLS LIKE FEET!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-09-23 21:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN MOTHERFUCKER
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-23 20:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-09-23 20:19:19 EDT (#)
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Not a cat in sight, can't be the right apartment.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 19:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
as disgusting as this was, that Taco Cabana cup made me want some TC BAD!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-09-23 18:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
there's no whataburger here in san francisco, I'm afraid.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-23 18:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Next time the 'cable guy' comes and wanders around with a goddamned camera I'm asking him to show his ID.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-23 18:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-09-23 18:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's the scratching post?
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It's up your ass, right next to your head.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-09-23 18:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's the scratching post?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-09-23 17:38:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 17:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahahahahahahaha
definitely looks like the kind of apartment a cat herding RACIST would live in.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-09-23 17:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-23 16:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-09-23 16:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I loved the ironing board...
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Seriously. This person irons? Why?
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-09-23 16:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A - In Jack's arms, silly.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-09-23 16:54:37 EDT (#)
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Q - Where does Bubba sleep?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-09-23 16:29:13 EDT (#)
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I loved the ironing board...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-23 16:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Newport filters are brown.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-09-23 16:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-22 12:32:34 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-22 07:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Zombies like Chokomut icecreams too"
"But whom killed him and why"
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If I am assigned one of these titles I'll engrave it on a forty pound block of granite and drop it on Method's head.
Come on, dude. Why sign up if you're just gonna fuck around? Why waste the energy? It doesn't make any sense. You want to be an anarchist, start making pipe bombs in your garage and leave this shit to people who actually have fun taking part.
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Yeah, I guess that isn't happening.
I was really hoping Jack's computer would be in the mix, still funnier than most posts that make an attempt at humor.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-23 16:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This would have worked just as well with you, KK, and I was really tempted, but in the end, Jack's complete and utter fuckery won out.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-09-23 16:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bored @ home.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-23 16:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA! Jesus fuck, dude...
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-09-23 16:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-23 15:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Worth the wait, you greasy short order cook, you.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-09-23 15:55:20 EDT (#)
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I was thinking more along the lines of cardboard walls with previously used toilet paper floors.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-09-23 15:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This better be a series.
Submitted by Sincere (user info) at 2008-09-23 15:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont get it
Submitted by Jack_of_Spades (user info) at 2008-09-23 15:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-09-23 15:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hhahaahhhahahahhaha
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:46:47 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I had a chick for a roommate, and she never once cleaned up afterself. After about 14 months, she movied out and left her bathroom in worse condition than that picture. There were used maxipads, kleenexes, toilet paper, and q-tips shoved into a corner and piled chest high. The smell of rotted menstrual blood was nauseating. There were also a couple pairs of panties in the pile from times that she apparently shit herself. I'm not talking skid marks... I'm talking lumps of human shit in her stanky underwear.
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That's fucking foul, dude. Jesus.
I will never take my roommate for granted again. The worst thing she does is leave coffee cups in the sink and flip-flops on the dining room floor.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please do! I'm OCD and anal retentive enough that I keep things clean. My car however does get a bit cluttery if I'm not careful.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:54:58 EDT (#)
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It was a traumatic experience, no doubt. She had a dude in her room once. I never saw that guy again. He's probably gay now.
If you don't take care of your living area, what are the odds that you take care of your body?
festering hatchet wound and what not...
I have some pics on my phone. I'll collage them and post them.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some people just need to be shot.
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:48:56 EDT (#)
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like that on the keyboard some keys are clean, so it must still be in use!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:48:50 EDT (#)
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Women really are vile creatures sometimes. Worse than men could ever be.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:46:59 EDT (#)
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Oh my dear Satan... someone fetch me some kerosene and my flame thrower post-haste.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:46:47 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I had a chick for a roommate, and she never once cleaned up afterself. After about 14 months, she movied out and left her bathroom in worse condition than that picture. There were used maxipads, kleenexes, toilet paper, and q-tips shoved into a corner and piled chest high. The smell of rotted menstrual blood was nauseating. There were also a couple pairs of panties in the pile from times that she apparently shit herself. I'm not talking skid marks... I'm talking lumps of human shit in her stanky underwear.
I live alone now. I'll live in a tool shed before I ever have roommates again.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:45:30 EDT (#)
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Holy shit, that place looks eerily similiar to Jacks apartment!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:45:29 EDT (#)
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Oh, er, and anyone else who's curious I suppose.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:44:43 EDT (#)
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Forensic:
http://www.houston-imports.com/dirty/dirty.html
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:44:08 EDT (#)
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holy shit, wut the hell happened there?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:42:27 EDT (#)
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Thanks muddy, I knew I could count on you, you've always been my biggest fan!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fuck, where did you find these at?
My wife's aunt is a crazy old cat lady somewhere in Kansas. Apparently when they finally had her put in a care facility, they had to clean out the trailer she had lived in for several years.
At some point, she just stopped emptying the litter box, and started pouring the cat litter directly on the carpeted floor.
At some further point, she herself decided to stop wasting time with the toilet, and live like a cat.
Needless to say, they only "worked" on making sure it burnt completely to the ground.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy living christ...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:38:45 EDT (#)
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Based on the available material I thought this would be better
ho hum...so goes the mediocrity that is uber
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Christ you're mean!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Incidently, where did you find those pics?! That CAN'T be someone's actual apartment.