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Submitted by (V) (View user info) at 2008-10-09 10:58:22 EDT
Tigerlilly insists that she's hotter (and more qualified) than Sarah Palin. She specifically said "I like cheesy nachos in my orifices", but she said it in a way that implied that she both believes that she's way better looking than this piggish brute running for office, as well as considering running for VP in 2012, just because it's the cool thing for republican broads to do nowadays.
The question I pose to you, dear faggots, is simple: Who would your rather bone? The pitbull in lipstick, or Sarah Palin? I'm not qualified to answer this, as I am the father of Sarah Palin's waterhead baby.
Discuss.
P.S. Word on the grapevine is that Tigerlilly is married. This is not confirmed yet, but let's keep it civil anyway, mmmkay? We don't want an angry Mr. Tigerlilly creating an ubersite account just to tell us to be nice to his broad.
This is a serious writers forum.
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Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-11-30 11:37:09 EST (#)
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That is a serious ugly face.
Submitted by johnsull69 (user info) at 2008-11-09 13:02:52 EST (#)
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Where is the serious writer in that piece? I bet you hang way to the left Butterballs.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-05 22:04:05 EST (#)
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ha - didnt' see this first time around. guess that's what happens when uber dies. weeeeep.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-11-05 21:37:33 EST (#)
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hahahaha good call
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2008-10-31 19:35:25 EDT (#)
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I would rather vote for Tiger anyday....
But I will take this +2 back if you are no longer hot!
P.S - Fuck Sarah.... where's my goddamn child support?!?!?!
Submitted by Jordan85777 (user info) at 2008-10-26 22:57:35 EDT (#)
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being that sarah palins pic is probably airbrushed past recognition and the other girl's pic is all pixilized and she's not wearing as much makeup, I would have to guess in person i'd rather bone the chick from uber but comparing just the pictures I'll go with just the republican vp nomination.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2008-10-19 00:23:02 EDT (#)
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ah, Method.. how i've missed you, friend.
<3
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-17 04:45:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-16 09:56:43 EDT (#)
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But Sammy - I am married and own a semi luxury vehicle.
You are...well, understandably single and drive a vespa.
I'm just not seeing these areas in which you claim to be so much 'better' than me, is all...and you have once again failed to illustrate anything tangible to support such a silly notion.
Now, enjoy your thrilling upcoming cut n' paste job there sweet tits - as for me I'm off to Vegas for the weekend to celebrate my birthday.
I'm sure you have something equally exciting planned with your mom.
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haha, nice comeback douchebag - way to not even come close to understanding what i said. Wait! yes you did, you were just faking me out!
"I'm just not seeing these areas in which you claim to be so much 'better' than me, is all" - that really burned you, didnt it? you just cant let it go... maybe if you tell us all something else about your splendiforous life, youll finally put it to rest.
Im sure you'll enjoy it just as much as me, because im positive youll take time out from your vegas holiday to check in and see how ive burned you yet again.
as a matter of fact, i do have something planned with my mother - its her birthday soon, so im surprising her by flying down and spending the week hanging out. see, rob? we all have banal little adventures.
you boring fucking peon.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-16 12:17:35 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry F.J. - Clinton let us all down. What with her womanizing ways and such.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-16 12:07:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-16 17:00:27 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-16 11:33:50 EDT (#)
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sarah who? I don't think she has been mantioned on this site before?
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She's running for vice prez. That's her picture up there.
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srsly? I thought Clinton woz gonna be vice-prez? :o(
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-16 12:00:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-16 11:33:50 EDT (#)
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sarah who? I don't think she has been mantioned on this site before?
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She's running for vice prez. That's her picture up there. Not the ugly one; the stupid looking one.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-16 11:33:50 EDT (#)
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sarah who? I don't think she has been mantioned on this site before?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-10-16 11:17:04 EDT (#)
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orphelia - Sarah Palin.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-16 11:09:52 EDT (#)
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WHERE DO I GET SUCH A BREAST?
I'd like mine to secretly shoot real bullets. Then I could cold bloodedly murder my spouse and have no evidence of gun powder on my hands and the bullet trajectory would be so mind bogglingly low the cops would only suspect a midget or child.
It's a plan.
Either that, or I'd like it to dispense Maltesers.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-10-16 11:04:03 EDT (#)
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One can now shoot BBs.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-16 11:01:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-10-16 15:39:08 BST (#)
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I'm married. With stepkids. They play football. The twins are 10. The Boy is 15. His socks are crusty and I have no conditioner.
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Come on, quit telling us stuff personal to him.
I wanna hear more about this bionic breast. I mean, really?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-16 10:57:10 EDT (#)
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Yes, how ARE your wonderful jubblies doing?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-16 10:56:11 EDT (#)
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anytime
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-10-16 10:52:04 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the visual.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-16 10:48:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-10-16 10:44:21 EDT (#)
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I have two. One real, one bionic.
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*shocked*
*masturbates while choking self*
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-10-16 10:44:21 EDT (#)
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I have two. One real, one bionic.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-16 10:42:46 EDT (#)
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Wait: I'm interested in a TigerLilly update...How are your tremendous titties doing? I miss them.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-16 10:40:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-10-16 10:39:08 EDT (#)
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I'm married. With stepkids. They play football. The twins are 10. The Boy is 15. His socks are crusty and I have no conditioner.
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Yes, BUT HOW MANY LEGS DO YOU HAVE?!?!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-10-16 10:39:08 EDT (#)
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I'm married. With stepkids. They play football. The twins are 10. The Boy is 15. His socks are crusty and I have no conditioner.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-16 10:35:43 EDT (#)
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It was your birthday? Next thing you know, Tigerlilly will be telling us that she's married!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-16 10:33:04 EDT (#)
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HEY... I'm not sure if you realize this, but yesterday was my birthday.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-16 10:27:07 EDT (#)
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What else could she tell us in the Bizzaro World? That she only has one leg due to a birth defect? I mean; aren't we pushing the bounds of credibility here?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-16 10:20:29 EDT (#)
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She has stepkids, and they're awesome??? Next thing you know, you'll be telling me they play football, and they're really good at it!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-16 10:13:14 EDT (#)
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Tigerlilly's married?! Next you'll be telling me that she has stepkids, and that they are awesome.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-16 10:08:54 EDT (#)
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It's your birthday? Next thing you know, Tigerlilly will be telling us she's married!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-16 09:56:43 EDT (#)
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But Sammy - I am married and own a semi luxury vehicle.
You are...well, understandably single and drive a vespa.
I'm just not seeing these areas in which you claim to be so much 'better' than me, is all...and you have once again failed to illustrate anything tangible to support such a silly notion.
Now, enjoy your thrilling upcoming cut n' paste job there sweet tits - as for me I'm off to Vegas for the weekend to celebrate my birthday.
I'm sure you have something equally exciting planned with your mom.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-16 06:35:28 EDT (#)
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and i think im just gonna copy paste what i just posted to answer anything you have to say to anyone, ever.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-16 06:35:18 EDT (#)
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and i think im just gonna copy paste what i just posted to answer anything you have to say to any, ever.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-16 06:29:24 EDT (#)
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that might count for something, if you didnt trot out your 'accomplishments' every time someone challenges you, like its your ultimate comeback combo.
"oh yeah! well im married!" POW "and i have a semi-luxury vehicle!" BAM
i can just imagine you at your high school reunion, walking in in your medium-cost suit and (probably) novelty facial hair, with a mid-level position at a firm, and possibly even a girlfriend on your arm, and walking up to that group of guys that gave you so much shit back then like youre hugh hefner, or michael j fox in whatever films he did before he caught retarded and acting like "you guys put me down, but look at me now! LOOK AT ME NOW, SUCKERS!" even though, theyre living the exact same middle of the road life as you and couldnt give a fuck about your mediocre achievements - just like everyone else.
no-one is impressed with your life, rob, and noone is impressed that you are impressed with your life. we just dont give a shit.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-15 14:41:51 EDT (#)
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Well Sammy - in all fairness it WAS a direct response to your fairytale claim about how much 'better' you are than me.
I felt highlighting my glowing pile of win and your sad sack of fail was rather appropriate.
You are a much better suck hole, I'll give you that.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-15 03:50:47 EDT (#)
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yes, thats right rob, sometimes i like to do stupid shit like try and get a post on most, just for the hell of it, cos im just that crazy.
meanwhile, why dont you tell us all some more about your life? we're all enthralled about your car payments and your grocery bills - and it really is the ultimate comeback.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-10-14 20:36:15 EDT (#)
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great post you big ummmmmmmmmm right. anyway nice post. awesome. so proud.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-10-13 06:28:56 EDT (#)
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wow.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-10-12 21:01:41 EDT (#)
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Either way, i'd need a paper bag and at least six beers. Republicans in bed = epic fail. It's statistically proven.
Just kidding Katie, you know I still love you(r soapy tits). :)
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-10-12 11:11:15 EDT (#)
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Nothing came up when I searched Ubersite for "sex." WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS SITE??
PS. Sex - I love it.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-10-11 16:08:59 EDT (#)
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Sarah Palin so hot right now
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-11 14:28:45 EDT (#)
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ROB BERG GO OUTSIDE JESUS CHRIST
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-11 13:25:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-11 12:30:27 EDT (#)
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well, i went out of my way to try and top your post for heat and hits, and got close. im pretty happy with the result.
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Well... it's important to have goals.
You smelly heap of fail.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-11 12:30:27 EDT (#)
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well, i went out of my way to try and top your post for heat and hits, and got close. im pretty happy with the result.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-10-11 01:54:27 EDT (#)
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Palin's skin looks soft and smooth. I dont know if it's just the camera or what just tigerlilly looks like she has scales and denticles instead of skin cells.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-10 16:01:03 EDT (#)
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Thank you for the title of this post and for helping us TAKE BACK UBER!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-10-10 13:36:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-10-10 13:00:05 EDT (#)
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http://brooklyn.citysearch.com/profile/7330795/
i went there the other day.........just wasn't the same
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Ah yes. What a lovely bathroom they had. What a lovely bathroom they had. It definetely was superfine.
I passed one warehouse/truck stop and Gold Club on my way to the Nissan Dealer.
Truck stop & parking lot for sale.
http://www.loopnet.com/property/13658905/239-West-Service-Road/
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-10-10 13:34:31 EDT (#)
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let's change the subject:
movie quotes.....
"You couldn't carry my jock strap in a suitcase."
"Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!"
"What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus."
"The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they've abolished all lawyers"
"I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, the price per paper clip. We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how the hell we did it."
"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."
"Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo"
"You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?"
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-10 13:26:55 EDT (#)
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Heh!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-10-10 13:23:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-10 13:14:39 EDT (#)
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youre both fucking fat, stfu and get off my post
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sorry, Karen Carpenter.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-10 13:19:58 EDT (#)
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hahahahahaha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-10 13:14:39 EDT (#)
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youre both fucking fat, stfu and get off my post
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-10-10 13:10:22 EDT (#)
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well as long as it brings some joy into your otherwise meaningless life, carry on little soldier, carry on.
ps, i could beat you up.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-10 13:04:31 EDT (#)
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but doesn't it get old sitting around with your half erect penis in your hand all day waiting for my handle to show up as the most recent review on a post so you can say something 'hilarious'?
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No.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-10-10 13:03:44 EDT (#)
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whatever you say, porkchop.
but doesn't it get old sitting around with your half erect penis in your hand all day waiting for my handle to show up as the most recent review on a post so you can say something 'hilarious'?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-10-10 13:02:41 EDT (#)
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Given her latest rant, they both seem equally qualified to shut the hell up.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-10-10 13:00:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-10-10 12:39:22 EDT (#)
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We never had sex in hay. We had sex in lots of random public places, but never in any hay.
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http://brooklyn.citysearch.com/profile/7330795/
i went there the other day.........just wasn't the same
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-10 12:58:05 EDT (#)
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*up
=/
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-10 12:54:56 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck Scourge you fat pussy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-10-10 12:46:26 EDT (#)
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palin's head.
so square.
japanese watermelons.
SERIOUS WRITER'S FORUM
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-10-10 12:39:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-10-10 11:13:49 EDT (#)
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So, it's come down to people arguing about not wanting to argue....but still throwing the low blows in there for good measure and one-upedness.
i find that awesome. and sad. which are the two basic emotions that navigate throughout the interconnected sewers we call ubersite.
and re: the original point of this post....well....i wouldn't mind another roll in the hay with TL, but she's married now. to steven. who is great. with step-kids. who are apparently amazing. and they play football.....i know more about them than i do my own cousins. for real.
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We never had sex in hay. We had sex in lots of random public places, but never in any hay.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-10 12:02:20 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahahah
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-10-10 11:13:49 EDT (#)
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So, it's come down to people arguing about not wanting to argue....but still throwing the low blows in there for good measure and one-upedness.
i find that awesome. and sad. which are the two basic emotions that navigate throughout the interconnected sewers we call ubersite.
and re: the original point of this post....well....i wouldn't mind another roll in the hay with TL, but she's married now. to steven. who is great. with step-kids. who are apparently amazing. and they play football.....i know more about them than i do my own cousins. for real.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-10 10:16:46 EDT (#)
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Empty his cleap?? Are you cereal???
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-10-10 07:17:48 EDT (#)
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I was watching Heroes, series 2 and there was a bit where the telepathic policeman is doing some kind of excercise involving a hostage. Anyway, he busts in and he confronts this man and a woman who're both claiming to be the hostage. He reads their minds, figures out which one is the hostage and then shoots the other one (the woman).
Just BANG, blows her away. Then he gets made a detective.
She didn't have a gun in her hands, certainly wasn't pointing a gun at anybody. Apparently she had a gun tucked into her trousers but I am pretty certain that police procedure at least requires you to ask them to surrender before gunning them down.
Unless you're in England, of course, in which case he wouldn't have been able to fire unless he had two other officers hold down the suspect so he could safely empty his cleap into her head without harming any innocent, non-brazillian, bystanders.
So yeah, just thought I'd mention that. Cool tattoo by the way.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-10-09 23:57:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-10-09 22:22:34 EDT (#)
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Tigerlilly is evil. I've always said it, and will continue saying it. She is pure, malevolent hatred. She's stepping in a pile of dog shit on a beautiful June day. And then getting sodomized by a rodeo clown.
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Clows? Sodomy? Dude, thats like my best day EVAR!!
Submitted by OminousFate (user info) at 2008-10-09 23:16:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-10-09 23:07:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-10-09 22:22:34 EDT (#)
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Tigerlilly is evil. I've always said it, and will continue saying it. She is pure, malevolent hatred. She's stepping in a pile of dog shit on a beautiful June day. And then getting sodomized by a rodeo clown.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-10-09 20:59:43 EDT (#)
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***psssst***
Method refused to give McCallum the reach around...
pass it on.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-10-09 20:52:19 EDT (#)
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Banjo - I'm sure I'm much older than you.
Hidden - Wrong! I live in a van, down by the river.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-09 20:32:38 EDT (#)
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You look like the lady who manages my office. As in does all the invoicing and booking of team away days and stuff. She's ace, therefore, you're ace. But I wouldn't do you because I'm not that way inclined and you look a tad old for me.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-09 19:50:41 EDT (#)
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and by "house" she means "trailer".
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-09 19:39:13 EDT (#)
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this just in:
tiger lilly owns a house.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-10-09 19:29:51 EDT (#)
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gee thats a pretty hard question... no its not I pick Palin. We can shoot a few wild animals after.
Sorry tigerlilly It's not that you're ugly or anything, I jus dig bitches with guns.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-10-09 19:01:54 EDT (#)
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That's an interesting blouse that TL is wearing. Where does the neckline end??
Submitted by nargles (user info) at 2008-10-09 17:16:42 EDT (#)
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the spoon... is in... my throat...
Submitted by DTII (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:58:00 EDT (#)
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All right! Stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants and I even got my own dance
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me but ya can't get near me I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, all the girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere 'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge, both how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid, I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it, I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right hereOh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself let me tell ya a little bit about this dance It's real easy to do--check it out
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy wack funky People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty That's all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump, and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:48:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:08:29 EDT (#)
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THIS IS NOT JUST A WEBSITE, THIS IS WHERE DREAMS COME TRUE
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:46:35 EDT (#)
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PEPSICOKE THINKS CRUSH VIDEOS ARE FUNNY.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119220#2795630
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm going to go with Palin. she's been letting her hair down lately and she really looks like a naughty little slut. i'd rail her like the girls i've grudge-fucked in the past.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a very serious thread.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-10-09 15:40:42 EDT (#)
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Jack's not just the president. He's a client.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-09 15:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:12:57 EDT (#)
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"wispy-haired?"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118047
I've got a fuller, thicker head of hair than half the balding twentysomething douchebags on uber.
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Full head of hair my ass Count Ginger
It's plain as day that that hair line has slid way back along your temple, and the feeble attempt to fluff out that narrow V that still reaches your forehead to hide the fact.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-09 15:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Great stuff.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RAWR!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:31:00 EDT (#)
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"cat crooning ginger faggot with no future."
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seriously, im a fucking rank amateur.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You two nimrods should see the hair on my balls.
I've even had the tips frosted for that "modern, on-the-go, metrosexual" look.
My stylist trims them, too....with her teeth.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice try, Jack. Did you expect me to get all riled up and start yelling "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW, I HAVE A FULL HEAD OF HAIR"?
You're not very good at this, I must say.
It's cute to see you get so defensive, though. I see that hair, or lack thereof, is a real touchy subject when you're a middle aged, brittle boned, balding, cat crooning ginger faggot with no future. Way to show everyone at the table your cards, you transparent simpleton.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:12:57 EDT (#)
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"wispy-haired?"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118047
I've got a fuller, thicker head of hair than half the balding twentysomething douchebags on uber.
How about you, Method?
How are you enjoying the emergence of one of those typical Greek bald spots that is becoming harder and harder to cover with carefully arranged strands of moussed hair?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:10:56 EDT (#)
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Only if you promise to fulfill my lifelong dreams and hang out with me some day, Cat Stevens
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:08:31 EDT (#)
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Method, your Frenchanadian rage can only lead to one thing; a tragic penis-tasting incident which you will surely regret. Take a deep breath and step away from the computer. You can do it. Come on now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-09 14:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't drink.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:57:10 EDT (#)
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you're sounding a lot like caul now. i dunno if that's a good thing or a bad thing but at least it will be an entertaining thing.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:52:18 EDT (#)
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That's your response to anything ANYONE says to you, you wispy haired faggot:
Jack: You're an asshole, no wonder I don't like you
Random Joe: Haha! Jack thinks I give a shit whether he likes me or not! Go fuck a cat you loser.
Jack: Wow, I must be important, it's really easy to get an adverse reaction out of you. Look at this guy getting his panties in a bunch!
Random Joe: Are you serious? I just told you to go fuck a cat....what are you babbling about?
Jack: SEE! HAH! OMG I REALLY RILED THIS GUY UP, LOOK AT HIM FLIPPING OUT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Random Joe: ........
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok the "kitty" diddling made me laugh. god the stupid things i laugh at...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:45:42 EDT (#)
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Boy, it doesn't take much to get your panties in a bunch, does it?
v
v
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:29:26 EDT (#)
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SO you're saying that you WOULDN'T hang out with me, Jack? Is that supposed to make me somehow feel dejected?? Being rejected by a disgusting, delusional, (self published) ginger, kitty diddling divorcee isn't really a fucking insult in the real world, you stupid asshole.
I'm also pretty sure neither Apollo or Shlongy would ever be caught dead in your general vicinity either, but if that's how your tea parties, as Jeannee so eloquently put it, play out in your head, more power to you.
You are vomitous.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:11:58 EDT (#)
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Jack has practiced all this during his backyard tea parties.
J/k Jack, you know I'd bong a beer with your ginger ass. Let's hug.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:07:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:48:40 EDT (#)
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haha I wouldn't be surprised if it is Jack, Ubersite means everything to him. He's completely obsessed.
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Uh... which thing are you talking about? That swarm shit? The Apollo thing? I'd just be rude to Apollo's (online) face. Remember, I wished him well before the hurricane. Despite our online emnity I bet he'd be a fun guy to have a beer with, especially since I lived in the UK, and now he lives here, it could make for some interesting discussion. Same thing with Shlongy, actually, I bet we'd have a blast together while I stood there feeling extremely tall. Method, I'd just laugh at.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-09 13:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not better than the Cyst Master's comics.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:32:58 EDT (#)
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jesus fucking christ that is the best comic strip ever
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:32:58 EDT (#)
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jesus fucking christ that is the best comic strip ever
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahah
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:28:48 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/40524
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:26:21 EDT (#)
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needs more rape
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:23:41 EDT (#)
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http://www.electricretard.com
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:16:01 EDT (#)
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>EXPLOSION<
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:10:51 EDT (#)
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You people are being uncommonly assholish today and I don't get it.
I'm taking my nunchucks and going outside for a few. Later, pricks.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:10:29 EDT (#)
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PLUS 3 BECAUSE YOU LIVED IN LICHTENSTEIN
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:08:29 EDT (#)
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THIS IS NOT JUST A WEBSITE, THIS IS WHERE DREAMS COME TRUE
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:07:33 EDT (#)
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"You have consistently been a thorn in my side since I even began posting on this website."
honestly, the few times i have given you any shit is just because youve basically asked for it and im a weak human being, but seriously, how can someone, ANYONE on ANY website ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD be a 'thorn in your side'?
its a website.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, Shlongy!
I'll get on that right away!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut the fuck up, oathmeal.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck are you talking about, Katy?
You have consistently been a thorn in my side since I even began posting on this website. What gives? What about me spurs you to constantly chirp in from your trench there in the bowels of Ubersite's peanut gallery?
Maybe is the trauma caused by staring a penis all day. I don't fucking know. What IS clear however is that you get off on the wayward comment about ME when I say NOTHING to you.
Fuck right off. Seriously. You are a right cunt in every way.
Oh and here's a +2, Method. Those aren't my alters.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-09 12:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:53:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lexykaye (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am OathMeal
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You people are fucking idiots. Cut the shit, Jack. And I didn't put that uberboard post up, either.
Looks like it's 'all sights on OathMeal' today.
AND YOU HAVE A LITTLE MINI 2-INCH HARD-ON OVER IT, DON'T YOU CORKY?
"I'M GETTING THE ATTENTION THAT I NEED SO BADLY! YAY FOR ME!"
Retard.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:53:32 EDT (#)
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Looks like it's 'all sights on OathMeal' today.
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if you stand out by the targets on a shooting range expect to catch a bullet.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"
Looks like it's 'all sights on OathMeal' today. "
you wish.
no, seriously, you do wish. and that is sad.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Walters
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:53:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lexykaye (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am OathMeal
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You people are fucking idiots. Cut the shit, Jack. And I didn't put that uberboard post up, either.
Looks like it's 'all sights on OathMeal' today.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"This guy's getting a pipe wrench in his ass."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ
And I would tear TigerLilly out the frame. No question.
Submitted by lexykaye (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am OathMeal
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHUT THE FUCK UP DIPSHIT!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:48:40 EDT (#)
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haha I wouldn't be surprised if it is Jack, Ubersite means everything to him. He's completely obsessed.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:48:05 EDT (#)
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you just HAPPENED to register the same day as them?
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:47:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:45:22 EDT (#)
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Looks like Oathmeal put another ad up
_________
????
You come up with some pretty crazy shit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking oathmeal tries to ruin Ubersite for everyone...especially the cool kids like Shlongy and
....and...
Uhhhhhhh...OK.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't look at me, man.
I registered this account on the same day Jack started harvesting new alters. And who knows what sico's been up to (aside from digging through dumpsters for spent pudding cups).
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:46:15 EDT (#)
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can you explain how they used to crack old accounts with numerical passwords?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:45:22 EDT (#)
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Looks like Oathmeal put another ad up, he pays people in India and Bangladesh $1 via paypal for each verified account they provide him. I wish I was making this shit up.
Submitted by tammysmith (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus, did bart have an alter fire sale on 9/25?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:43:29 EDT (#)
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How many alters do you and sico have between the two of you, Oathie? You've got JGreening beat in that department, holy shit. That's really sad
Submitted by romanbust (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lamb =/= ditz on a spit, stupid.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:36:06 EDT (#)
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My alters are getting out of hand = (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GOGNE0nWHk
Submitted by getgrams (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
great post shithead
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:34:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:03:54 EDT (#)
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Since I cannot actually get a grasp on the issues with my own two hands I will have to work off of information provided by the internet. To make a fully informed decision I need to see a photo of the contender with less cropping at the bottom.
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Creepiest thing I've ever heard.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They're both pretty repulsive.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:20:49 EDT (#)
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That was a deadly serious and very literary strip tease. I refuse to accept any blame for the lack of seriousness
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Link?
Submitted by kimster (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking idiot
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They're both pretty repulsive.
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Agree 100%
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:27:42 EDT (#)
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actually she probably is more qualified... almost any one on uber would be more qualified.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They're both pretty repulsive.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:24:10 EDT (#)
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OH SNAP
MCCALLUM SEX TAPE RELEASED!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gknp-8ltmE
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:21:55 EDT (#)
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I have an actual picture of Bart being fisted. It's his profile picture on facebook. I believe it was taken at his birthday party.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:20:49 EDT (#)
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That was a deadly serious and very literary strip tease. I refuse to accept any blame for the lack of seriousness.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
actually i rememeber that drinkDDT was still making some waves when i first got here because he posted a badly ms-painted picture of hidden sucking lorens dick. GASP OMG PORN. now youd have to show an actual picture of bart being fisted.
ah, the old days.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WAIT A SECOND! NO ONE TOLD ME THAT TIGER LILLY IS MARRIED!
WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?
I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO TOSS A BATCH ON HER YET.
NEXT, YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME SHE HAS GREAT STEP KIDS.
PS. I'm voting for Shlongy for pretty much every office.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Boys will poke asses
Of girls who wear glasses
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the downfall of this site started when jeanneee did that strip tease
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:17:20 EDT (#)
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You could have found a better picture of Sarah Palin...that being said, based on these two photos, I'd pork...
TigerLilly
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah well... a good burn doesn't have to make sense, does it?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:17:03 EDT (#)
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McBain and Blink182 kids.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:16:51 EDT (#)
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Hey what the fuck, I'm in the negatives, my overall rating is dropping, where are all my alters when I need them
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And cob77
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:15:53 EDT (#)
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And flute boy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:15:13 EDT (#)
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Don't forget Electro and his original games
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:14:30 EDT (#)
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you know i remember when it seemed like it was almost gonna get to the promised land of 'serious writers forum'. then cunts like you came along and fucked it all up with your rape and your dan fogelberg and your pac man video games.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just kidding this is a serious writers forum
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:12:45 EDT (#)
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Well that's usually the case for you anyway, Jennifer Maniston, so it works out in the end, eh?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:11:40 EDT (#)
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I'm not into chicks with glasses. I prefer chicks who are completely blind... and preferably profoundly deaf and mute as well.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:11:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:08:10 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't bang Sarah Palin with your dick and John McCain pushing, Method. As for TL, well, let's just that I'd have to be drunk. And coked up out of my gourd. And dead.
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How did you know I was a necrophiliac?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:09:43 EDT (#)
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excellent. now we can only hope it pays off.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:09:33 EDT (#)
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hey^) how are you?) do you have a girlfriend?)... i have not boyfriend(( I very want to meet real men...which will know woman's need ...like in a cinema ... you know)))) lets chat!) i am pretty girl)) I have a lot of time for meetings and if you have any ideas how to spend it with me... just email me back at MARIAH.at.flasheon.com and i will reply back with some nice ;) photos with me ...and maybe, you will want to write me again)))
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:09:13 EDT (#)
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Consider it done
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:09:09 EDT (#)
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STFU my husband thinks Uber is a melting pot for retards. Myself included and he has no interest whatsoever in this place.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:08:44 EDT (#)
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ha, its been like 15 seconds and youve got 8 responses.
can you just post a piece of shit wrapped in tinfoil, with only the words 'soups on bitches' for your next post, cos im pretty sure that will garner more attention than this whole shitty 'gruebersite' crap, and i want everyone involved in that to feel as shitty as possible.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:08:10 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't bang Sarah Palin with your dick and John McCain pushing, Method. As for TL, well, let's just that I'd have to be drunk. And coked up out of my gourd. And dead.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That is one hell of a nose.
Wait.
Is...is...Shlongy TG's father?
OMFG.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess the fact that Sarah Palin has kids proves that at least someone is willing to fuck her. Regarding TL, I'd hit it.......with a sack of nickels.
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you really think you have the nickels to spare right now?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:07:23 EDT (#)
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-2's make Tigerlillys husband cry, stop it
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:06:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess the fact that Sarah Palin has kids proves that at least someone is willing to fuck her. Regarding TL, I'd hit it.......with a sack of nickels.
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Hahaha..just hit my wooden leg. Then at least I won't feel it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For the record, I did NOT say any such thing. Then again, this is a political post so believe what you want.
Oink oink.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bugger off alterkunt
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess the fact that Sarah Palin has kids proves that at least someone is willing to fuck her. Regarding TL, I'd hit it.......with a sack of nickels.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
personality wise...I'd rather have Palin
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:03:54 EDT (#)
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Since I cannot actually get a grasp on the issues with my own two hands I will have to work off of information provided by the internet. To make a fully informed decision I need to see a photo of the contender with less cropping at the bottom.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
File name.
You can dress up a pig, but it's still a pig. Oink. Oink.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-09 11:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ALTER!