I loved my Mommy. (1497 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.1 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MickGinny (View user info) at 2008-11-10 16:32:44 EST
Method made disrespectful comments regarding my Mommy a long time ago. It was one of the worst periods of frustration I have ever experienced. I wanted so bad to step on his dick and shove a broken lamp up his ass.
People feel quite safe saying whatever they please to whomever they please on the intarweb.
This is quite foolish- It is a false sense of safety.
I got over it- for the most part- after a couple of years.
When I saw this picture posted here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/119726 I instantly wanted to pull a potato hook, handle first, through the center of methods intestines. Don't ask me why. Seriously, DON'T ASK ME WHY!
I may have some problems.
I loved my Mommy.
Yours in the Lord,
MickGinny.
User Reviews
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-11-13 16:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 03:59:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow this was brillzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-11-11 01:54:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
this is stupid.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-10 22:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu you fucking pathetic faggot.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-11-10 18:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thats what im talkin about!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-10 18:09:33 EST (#)
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holy shit, what a crazy coincidence.... i just went to the site where that comic came from and saw this one-
http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=1244#comic
i was at PF Chang's here in Atlanta last night and some hot cougar blondie wanted to read my fortune. the fortune read something like "you will receive a surprise gift very soon". then she said something about adding "in bed" at the end of the fortune to me. thinking she was flirting with me and feeling a bit frisky (note: i was hammered drunk) i said i preferred "in your mouth" and winked at her. i thought i was going to get a drink thrown in my face for the third time in a row. she got the check and left. then the bartender brought my check. i asked my coworker if he had asked for the check and he said no and i told him that i hadn't asked for it either. it's a good thing i can take a hint. i didn't need to get any more drunk than i already was.
so now i know that adding "in bed" to the end of fortunes is a common joke i never knew about and that older classy broads don't like it when you treat them like a slut when you just met them.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:44:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:36:44 EST (#)
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what exactly is going on here, Mick? i'm completely baffled.
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Finally! someone who will understand what sandmantate inserted into that GIF file. and a million other transgressions personal and otherwise.
Hidden, you get me the info i need, you will know how to do it. then leave it to me fella you know i'll hold up my end.
just like always>> http://www.ubersite.com/m/6894
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 cheese and baloney sandwiches.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have it on good authority that Barney Fife is on his way to your cabin, mick.
BARRICADE YOURSELF.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:40:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasted.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:37:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:31:33 EST (#)
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Never mind Uber...Mick's just hammered.
It happens a couple of times a year.
Soon, the cops will be called, he'll be taken away...again, to dry out.
And everything will be back to normal by Thursday.
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You have no knowledge if i have imbibed. there are no accidents.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:36:44 EST (#)
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what exactly is going on here, Mick? i'm completely baffled.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:34:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:28:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:19:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:17:27 EST (#)
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I, uh, don't see how that picture had anything to do with Method insulting your mom, but whatever dude.
I didn't insult your mom.
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you didnt insult her? what do you call posting that picture asshole?
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You're joking right? Because either you are absolutely insane or you think it's funny to streach the fact it says "YOUR" Mom way too far. And it's no even remotely funny.
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Is this your way of insulting my mommy like a pussy would? by putting it on someone else?
I never even read the text! sandmantate knows exactly what he impregnated in that GIF file.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:31:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Never mind Uber...Mick's just hammered.
It happens a couple of times a year.
Soon, the cops will be called, he'll be taken away...again, to dry out.
And everything will be back to normal by Thursday.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:28:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:19:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:17:27 EST (#)
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I, uh, don't see how that picture had anything to do with Method insulting your mom, but whatever dude.
I didn't insult your mom.
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you didnt insult her? what do you call posting that picture asshole?
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You're joking right? Because either you are absolutely insane or you think it's funny to streach the fact it says "YOUR" Mom way too far. And it's no even remotely funny.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:27:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DON'T SKATE ON THIN ICE!
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I got a toolbox for you shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:26:59 EST (#)
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Mick- are you into the moonshine again?
You're not making any sense...or should I say, less sense than usual.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:25:36 EST (#)
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how can i have an argument with an image of an image? are you smoking crack?
i have no problem with that old man. his cheese and baloney sandwiches are just as tasty as the next guys.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DON'T SKATE ON THIN ICE!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:21:33 EST (#)
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WTF? That picture is insulting your mom? So, you and that old animated guy are having an argument in real life?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:19:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:17:27 EST (#)
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I, uh, don't see how that picture had anything to do with Method insulting your mom, but whatever dude.
I didn't insult your mom.
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you didnt insult her? what do you call posting that picture asshole?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:17:27 EST (#)
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I, uh, don't see how that picture had anything to do with Method insulting your mom, but whatever dude.
I didn't insult your mom.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:05:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DID I REALLY DESERVE A -2 FOR THIS?
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did you not post the picture?
yes motherfucker you deserved it.
now, i will give one to myself...because I deserve it!
like i have always said ratings dont mean shit. CAt BRain.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I FORGOT TO RANK
NOTICE I DIDN'T RETAL?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DID I REALLY DESERVE A -2 FOR THIS?
Submitted by RoscoMalosco (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:00:37 EST (#)
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Come on guys. Didn't the great Mr T sing "Respect your mother" at one point. I think he was on to something.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-11-10 16:57:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
its striped ass hillbilly apeshit.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-10 16:56:02 EST (#)
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oh yeah...redheads.
i think it was number 13 i liked. maybe 4. shit...?
label that shit bill goldberg, so i don't have to go scrolling through all 800 of your posts.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-11-10 16:55:53 EST (#)
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shlongy, you are on thin ice.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-11-10 16:54:21 EST (#)
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perspective.
usually, i have always been able to persuade myself into a "justifiable" reason for the release of frustration.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-10 16:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How's your mom and my kids?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-10 16:52:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember you also got really pissed off at me when I said your dog pissed on your wife or something. Perhaps some male figure in your life was cruel and/or abusive to a woman that you held in high regard?
Just curious, don't go all hillbilly apeshit on me now.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-10 16:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You seem awfully focused on Methods ass and dick.
Shame on you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-10 16:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha I can't believe that a passing comment from an internet stranger about your mom was "one of the worst periods of frustration you have ever experienced."
If you're not kidding about this, you really need to get things in perspective dude.
By the way, know anyone that wants to adopt a dog? Do YOU want another dog?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-11-10 16:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
like i stated, i am over it...for the most part. I dont think i would ever stalk you and torture you when you went to your room at an uberthon or whatever the fuck you kids are calling it nowadays. Seriously, I like you buddy! we should get together one day real soon. just you and me. what is your street address, I'll pick you up nigga.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-10 16:45:29 EST (#)
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i'm not sure how to feel about this, but if you do eviscerate method with a potato hook (whatever the hillbilly fuck THAT is) i'd strongly advise that you video the event and post it here for everyone's amusement.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-11-10 16:42:48 EST (#)
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hahahaha dude... just asking.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-10 16:40:48 EST (#)
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Dude, seriously, there's a user here that has based his entire uber CAREER on making fun of my mom.
Black guys running train, truck stop rest rooms, you name it, he's said it about my mom.
GTF over it.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-11-10 16:38:38 EST (#)
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snark, you are officially on the list.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-11-10 16:36:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Was your Mommy a redhead?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-10 16:35:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-10 16:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY FOR MOMMY