Tell me something about yourself...(NSFW) (2589 hits)
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Submitted by Adam™ (View user info) at 2008-11-22 15:35:12 EST
Life is full of fucked up decisions.jpg (392 kB) [image/pjpeg]
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2009-01-05 03:24:34 EST (#)
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The honest answer is B.
Despite the penis, the overall look of the person is feminine, whereas the person on the left exudes masculinity.
As a straight male, I don't think I could put my penis in a vagina connected to a hairy, muscular body. Person on the right, however...well, anal would be the only option I suppose. And pretending the penis isn't there.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-25 21:12:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-11-25 18:54:41 EST (#)
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B - They're both photoshop jobs so I think I'll stick with the one who is actually a female.
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uhhhhh..... duuuuuuuuude....
no they are not. people actually do this to themselves. A is a chick that takes testosterone shots to make her grow hair like a man and develop muscles like a man-- note the scars where her mammary glands were removed. B is a dude with breast implants who shaves his whole body and wears makeup and grows his hair long and probably starves himself to be skinny. and probably also takes estrogen shots.
guess you haven't found that corner of the internet that has all the fucked up porn, huh?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-11-25 20:41:09 EST (#)
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not phoptoshop dood
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-11-25 18:54:41 EST (#)
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B - They're both photoshop jobs so I think I'll stick with the one who is actually a female.
Submitted by BigBuffty (user info) at 2008-11-25 12:43:10 EST (#)
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die fag
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-24 21:22:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-22 17:12:43 EST (#)
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C. (your sister)
hmmm, while funny, that was just rude. I'm sorry.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-11-24 20:56:21 EST (#)
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that dude has hairy pussylips
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-11-24 18:21:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-11-24 12:59:14 EST (#)
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i make it a rule to never fuck anything with a larger cock than mine.
that really doesn't answer the question now does it?
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yes, it does.
you'd go for A, unless your dick is smaller than his clit
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-11-24 18:20:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
obviously B.
A is too freakish (wtf!?)
B is not that uncommon and the girl actually looks good.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-11-24 12:59:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i make it a rule to never fuck anything with a larger cock than mine.
that really doesn't answer the question now does it?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-24 10:11:30 EST (#)
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ughhhh dude.
whichever one looks more like a chick, meaning the one on the right.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-24 10:00:34 EST (#)
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B
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-11-24 05:45:28 EST (#)
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A looks like chaosjester.
so B, which almost resembles a grrl.
hell, if it cooks, does the laundry and changes the oil, i'd consider marriage
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-23 18:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FIne,
I'll settle for a C+
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-11-23 18:34:53 EST (#)
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You changed your mind.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-23 18:32:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-23 02:32:06 EST (#)
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EASY.
THREESOME.
BOTH.
NOT REALLY.
PROBABLY 'B'
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
ALLITERATION FTW.
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That means i won.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-11-23 18:31:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyone that didn't answer "Threesome" to this question is a total faggot. Get B to lie on top of A then pound A's pussy while jacking off B with one hand and feeling B's tits with the other.
Fuck people, it was not a difficult test, and you all failed.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2008-11-23 17:46:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
id fuck the shit out of B....literally.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-11-23 17:02:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In Soviet Russia, Girls Fuck YOU!
B!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-11-23 16:07:51 EST (#)
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B
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-11-23 15:35:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-11-22 21:28:26 EST (#)
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hey is that buck angel?
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No, Buck has a wider face if I remember the interview correctly. It was quite a while ago.
B.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-11-23 15:16:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-23 00:46:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-11-23 00:15:10 EST (#)
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OK. Unlike you - I don't have gender orientation issues.
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neither do we. we just want to have sex with a man with a huge dick that has fake tits and dresses like a woman!
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I love this guy.
I would go with B.
Submitted by zajebisty (user info) at 2008-11-23 14:44:17 EST (#)
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sadly, i rubbed one off before looking at the pictures, so really I have nothing in the tank to spark anything. I'd probably go with b if I had to, just for the blowjob... at least it looks femme enough to shoot on it's face
Submitted by metalbeast7 (user info) at 2008-11-23 13:01:15 EST (#)
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saw this on 4chan too
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-11-23 10:45:05 EST (#)
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very reluctant B. I'm sorry but A is just repulsive, despite the vagina.
Submitted by Arthas (user info) at 2008-11-23 08:28:09 EST (#)
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Lame.
All men and women will go with B, because men fuck things that look good and have at least one hole and women want dick, no matter what it's attached to. Plus the man with the vagina is a douche.
Not going with one of the options has nothing to do with sexual insecurity, by the way.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-11-23 06:21:56 EST (#)
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B- I'd just fuck her up the booty hole. Though I have to admit it would be very intimidating considering thats a flippin' cannon down below
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-11-23 03:40:47 EST (#)
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B. That would be something else.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-23 03:24:49 EST (#)
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*ain't not aunt. My auntie has nothing to do with my choice or this post.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-23 03:24:01 EST (#)
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I'd fucking marry B if she/he had bigger nipples.
That pussy on A is the first pussy I'd that aun't messed up that I wouldn't touch with a barge pole.
Oh, and men fucking B ain't so bad, from what I have seen, when they take it in the ass their own cock goes flaccid.
Unless they are getting the reach around.
Is this your forte, Adam, 'cos it is all I have seen you post. Cocks and cunts.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-23 02:52:29 EST (#)
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ALTHOUGH IF WE COULD HOOK UP SOME GLORY-VAGINA-HOLE BOOTH.
I'D GO 'A'
I JUST DON'T LIKE FACIAL HAIR ON MY WOMEN.
SORRY METHOD'S MOM/SISTER/PEOPLE IN GENERAL
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2008-11-23 02:46:00 EST (#)
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B, but i'd stick it in her/ his ass.
No reach around though.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-23 02:32:06 EST (#)
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EASY.
THREESOME.
BOTH.
NOT REALLY.
PROBABLY 'B'
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
ALLITERATION FTW.
Submitted by AChtungbaby (user info) at 2008-11-23 02:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'd rather dangle my dick in the Amazon and chance some candiru swimming up it.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-11-23 01:44:34 EST (#)
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The woman on the left is more shocking than the man on the right. I've seen dick where pussy should be. I've never seen pussy where dick should be.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-23 01:37:30 EST (#)
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B.
duh.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-11-23 01:24:37 EST (#)
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Girls would definitely go for B. And uh, so would I...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-23 00:46:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-11-23 00:15:10 EST (#)
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OK. Unlike you - I don't have gender orientation issues.
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neither do we. we just want to have sex with a man with a huge dick that has fake tits and dresses like a woman!
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-11-23 00:15:10 EST (#)
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OK. Unlike you - I don't have gender orientation issues.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-11-22 21:38:26 EST (#)
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I could pretend B had a strapon, which is a best case scenario
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-11-22 21:28:26 EST (#)
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hey is that buck angel?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-22 18:58:13 EST (#)
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I'd go with B.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-22 17:12:43 EST (#)
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C. (your sister)
hmmm, while funny, that was just rude. I'm sorry.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-22 16:59:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Huh, pretty interesting.
I'm gonna say B. Actually, I think most people, regardless of gender, will say B. Maybe not.
The tattoos on A are pretty lame, regardless...
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-11-22 16:50:43 EST (#)
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I'd go with B.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-22 16:29:27 EST (#)
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lets go wiiiiiittthhh..... B
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2008-11-22 16:25:33 EST (#)
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two people living their lives to the full below.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-22 16:16:35 EST (#)
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I'd do B. A is an unattractive man with no cock, B is an attractive girl despite the cock.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-22 16:13:38 EST (#)
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Wait - as long as I'm the big spoon - definitely B.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-22 16:12:10 EST (#)
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B is prettier - barring the penis.
I don't think penises are pretty.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-11-22 16:02:37 EST (#)
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I once saw porn with one of each, performing together. It was fascinating.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-11-22 15:43:25 EST (#)
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I'd probably bang the girl with the huge dick.. Did I just say that?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-11-22 15:42:40 EST (#)
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i'm a girl but i'd go for B
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-22 15:39:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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