Random...extemp...or something...boring, in any case, but whatever, I have to pee, which is a non-sequitur (842 hits)
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Submitted by Lungfish (View user info) at 2008-12-01 21:28:20 EST
Holy Hell, I'm bored. My arm hurts, and Campbell Brown only appears occasionally on CNN. Of course I have other channels...oh there she is again. Hold on.
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Okay that chick's hot. She's boring the fuck out of me, but she's hot. Hmmm...just had a closer look at her nose. Okay she's still hot, but maybe not goddess like. No...she's a goddess, and my arm still hurts.
My arm is fucked up. I turned 41 in September, and shit started falling apart. Well, just my arm, I guess. And my marriage. But hey...marriage is a fine institution, but who wants to live in an institution? When you have nothing to say, turn to Groucho Marx. He always had something to say.
"Go, and never darken my towels again."
I like this. I hate people using my towels. Bring your own towels, cretin. And before you do that, don't come to my place. You piss me off.
Fucking Netflix. I search on Groucho Marx quotes, and the Netflix popups come cascading into this shitty laptop.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
Ha.
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
Ha.
Jews crack me up.
"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."
Oh shit. He got serious. Anyway...
I appear to be blogging.
Whatever...I've got some whiskey, beer, smokes, and pretzels, and I've got a motel room with Campbell Brown on the TV. And whiskey. And spellcheck.
"I drink to make other people interesting."
Hmmm. Christopher Hitchens said this too. How true. How true.
This is cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYH8AILcqmk
Ignore the guy's ass that is displayed for about 0.5 seconds. It's gross.
I like when I light a cigarette only to find that I already have a lit cigarette, thus giving me two lit cigarettes. This usually means I getting, or indeed am, drunk. This also means you are more interesting, perhaps.
Fuckin' hell. Sarah Palin is on TV. Good grief.
I don't necessarily think that SNL guy...what's his name...the guy running for Senate in Minnesota...Franken...yeah...that's it. I don't really think he'd be a good senator, but Norm Coleman got the job because somebody killed Paul Wellstone, who was the only guy I've ever admired in politics. Evidence? No. None. Suspicions. Intuition. I also believe that LBJ killed Kennedy. Evidence? No. None. Hey...it's not like I believe that Jesus was the Son of god. That would be just silly.
I was gonna vote for Jerry Brown for President in 1996, but I threw my back out on that very day and said, "Fuck it." Silly.
I used to have a Jerry Brown for President sticker on my truck. My uncle made fun of me. He's a rich Republican. I like him, but he's dying of cancer. He never smoked. I figure, "What the fuck? If you can get cancer without smoking, I'm fucking smoking." I'm kind of sick of all your puritanical sin taxes, motherfuckers. Lighten the fuck up. $7/pack. I hate you all. My wife voted for raising taxes on cigarettes. I have been deducting the difference from her weekly allowance ever since. I'm kind of a dick. But she needs to get a fucking job.
I have tennis elbow. I don't play fucking tennis. And smoking didn't cause my tennis elbow. Tennis elbow sucks, by the way.
I'm going to Vegas soon with my oldest brother. My brother is rich. He's also cool. The Rio. I don't know the Rio, but that's where I'm going. My oldest brother is one of two guys I know that can out-drink me. Now, I'm not proud of the drinking thing. Well, yes I am. In fact, I'm smug about it. Sure, the fucker can out-drink me, but he's allergic to the sun. That, too, is silly. Allergic to the sun. Pshaw.
Well this was boring too. No picture.
Oh fuck it.
User Reviews
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-12-02 15:18:53 EST (#)
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drinking and smoking. oh yea.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-02 14:11:32 EST (#)
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$7 a pack?!?!?! That's highway robbery. Thank God I live in the tobacco belt and still only have to pay $3.50 a pack for Parlies.
Friend me on facebook! To hell with all you haters, I love facebook. Search Emily Heikkila. I'm the one with the seashell ears.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-12-02 10:38:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-12-02 08:51:51 EST (#)
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Well, this is all a little readers digest.
I hate facebook, I used it to get hold of some old school friends ie ex shags. Now my inbox gets cluttered with shite like 'Anna is feeling like a fish today!'
I hate mobile phones, too.
I miss the old days.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-02 08:25:52 EST (#)
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Lung-
After not fucking with it for almost a year, I signed into my Facebook the other day. Now comes the second step, staying on long enough to seek you out.
I tend to get bored very easily. :/
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-02 08:20:50 EST (#)
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You should drink more-in moderation though.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-12-02 08:06:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-12-02 05:02:21 EST (#)
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for christ sakes! facebook?
you're dead to me now
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It's only for the chicks, a few of which are not complete freaks.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2008-12-02 07:13:26 EST (#)
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Nice quotes
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-12-02 05:02:21 EST (#)
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for christ sakes! facebook?
you're dead to me now
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-02 04:17:35 EST (#)
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you know when you smoke when your ill it feels like some kinda out of body experience?? and its disguting?? yet you still do it?
yeah?
thats what im doing, i wil probably make myself sick
i think my lungs appearing
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-02 04:05:59 EST (#)
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facebook is fun, sammich.
You just have no friends cuz yer a crusty boob.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-02 03:46:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-12-01 21:37:02 EST (#)
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Post, Scourge, please. I'm bored and am seeking human interaction. My facebook friends are freaking me out with their god and biscuits and vacations. Jesus.
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facebook is for fucking pussies. literally and figuratively.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-12-02 02:46:52 EST (#)
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I vote for sheep. Steve votes for Dogs.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-02 01:04:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-02 00:59:42 EST (#)
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i know, bubba.
see fg's response and then my following clarifying remarks that followed up on my nyquil fueled first attempt.
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Yeah. I responded before I read all the comments. . .
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-02 00:59:42 EST (#)
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i know, bubba.
see fg's response and then my following clarifying remarks that followed up on my nyquil fueled first attempt.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-02 00:18:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-01 21:36:38 EST (#)
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the thing about marx getting serious reminded me of albert einstein. every time i read some of his writings or things about him, i am, like most normal people, very impressed. then i remember he believed very strongly in god. this fucks with my head in strange ways.
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How strange. I'm currently readins a book about Einstein. The God in whom/which he believed was not quite the same as the Christian or Jewish God. More of a "force behind the energy" kind of God.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-01 23:16:53 EST (#)
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Yes, do.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-12-01 22:47:56 EST (#)
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I'd be up for that, but I just spent most of my vacation pay taking care of my estranged wife and her sand-filled gallbladder and blocked bile duct and inflamed pancreas (she doesn't drink, fuckers). What a fine vacation that was.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-01 22:19:20 EST (#)
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Looks like it's time for a roadtrip to SC.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-01 22:18:45 EST (#)
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it was just how my drug filled head got from one point to the next and then there i was all unclear.
OMG!
i just had an epiphany. here isn't the place to share it.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-12-01 22:15:04 EST (#)
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I've smoked 2 1/4 packs today so far. I work outside, sometimes.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-01 22:14:16 EST (#)
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eh, didn't really type what i was trying to, which was when i 'READ' that he believed strongly in god, i.e., in stuff others wrote, rather than 'REMEMBERED'
it was me being bewildered by the concept that people still attribute this strong religious nature to him even though he spoke about it at length.
I'M FULL OF COLD MEDICINE AND PAINKILLERS...CUT ME SOME SLACK, OKAY?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-01 22:12:44 EST (#)
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sigh....
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-01 22:11:29 EST (#)
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*inhales deeply, relaxes*
;)
Just for you, Mystia!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 xoxo
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-01 22:10:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-01 22:05:39 EST (#)
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I'm going to go smoke one of my fun Camel Menthol Lights right now...then, my study break is over.
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Now that's just mean, you floozy!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-01 22:05:39 EST (#)
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This was relatively amusing, actually. Aaahhh, the musings of the drunk mind. Just aaaaaahhhhh.
I'm going to go smoke one of my fun Camel Menthol Lights right now...then, my study break is over.
Gotta write a SOX 404 Compliance paper!! JOY!!!! RAPTURE!!!!!! What the fuck ever. At least my classes are over on December 12...i.e. a week from Friday.
Now I'm just procrastinating. And I have to pee...then I'll smoke, etc.
Peace, naggers.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-12-01 22:05:14 EST (#)
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Old and downright sexy, FG. Just like me, after I shave my knuckles, which is going to happen tonight.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-01 22:03:14 EST (#)
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marriage is a fine institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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S'wot I've always said.
Scourge, I really don't think Einstein believed in god, as in a personal god.
If he believed in a concept of god, it was more like Spinoza's god; impersonal (or non-personal?) and uninvolved. The whole 'god doesn't play dice with the universe thing' meant that the laws of physics are constant.
Or so I've been told and/or come to understand.
In fact, I think that Einstein got rather upset when people kept assuming he did believe in god.
Christopher Hitchens however is very clear on the matter. Not only does he not believe in god, he is an anti-theist. Much more rabid than a garden variety atheist.
Plus he's an expert on Orwell, probably one of my most favoritest authors ever ever.
Then again, what do I know. I ramble like Lung. It's a side effect of gettin' old I suppose.
Fuck, now I'm depressed.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-01 21:57:12 EST (#)
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Ahhh...I quit smoking almost 2 years ago.
Every now and then i still miss it...not often, but alot lately.
Holidays, job worries, mommie dearest at Christmas...I wish i had a menthol light real bad.
I used to love to play cards both online and in real life. It's just not the same without smoking.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-12-01 21:53:10 EST (#)
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Sorry, Rob. Truth be told...Campbell's eyes are also too far apart, like the new chick, who's really an old chick, apparently, who's been here forever, but I was really kinda busy on that trip, except for that night I just stayed in the room and masturbated to the porn that the hotel so kindly provided for a small fee. (Sorry man, I've got priorities.) And I was tired, as I'm old. I'm coming to Calgary soon for another fucking talk, maybe, but eh...whatever...eh...long way away, maybe. Eh...hoser...I'll let you know.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-12-01 21:50:47 EST (#)
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HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
I'm also intoxicated.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-01 21:47:19 EST (#)
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..except for that time you didn't call.
That hurt, man.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-01 21:46:30 EST (#)
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You consistently make me happy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-01 21:40:40 EST (#)
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i usually only post after i've been drinking heavily and smoking cigars and spending quality tme with myself.
right now i'm just fucked up and have cabin fever. pinched nerve in back. head cold that has been here for five days. these things don't really go hand in hand with smoking maduros and drinking.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-12-01 21:37:02 EST (#)
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Post, Scourge, please. I'm bored and am seeking human interaction. My facebook friends are freaking me out with their god and biscuits and vacations. Jesus.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-01 21:36:38 EST (#)
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the thing about marx getting serious reminded me of albert einstein. every time i read some of his writings or things about him, i am, like most normal people, very impressed. then i remember he believed very strongly in god. this fucks with my head in strange ways.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-01 21:33:51 EST (#)
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well if you're posting, maybe i should too.
if ratings are a contest, though, you'll definitely win.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-01 21:32:51 EST (#)
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ok