THis is not a video of a one armed midget jumping off a cliff with no parachute and landing on a school bus full of nuns. The midget survived. (2497 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.17 on 163 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by (V) (View user info) at 2008-12-10 15:04:01 EST
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2009-02-04 13:42:29 EST (#)
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too manee werds and not enuff pikturs
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2009-01-06 03:01:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-06 01:58:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-17 13:35:40 PST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:02:33 CST (#)
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I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS, ARE YOU SAYING I DO STEROIDS? GOD IM SO ANGRY AT YOU RIGHT NOW, I COULD TEAR THIS PHONE BOOK THAT IS CONVENIENTLY IN MY HANDS IN HALF
LOL
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-12-15 10:36:03 EST (#)
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this was dull, and you promised me your next post was going to be a picture a dump you had taken, wrapped in tinfoil.
oh, wait.
good to see at least one greek is a man of his word.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-12-15 00:56:41 EST (#)
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hi.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-12-13 18:02:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-12-13 18:02:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-12-12 16:35:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-12-11 20:59:30 EST (#)
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This was beautiful. Thank you.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-12-11 18:26:42 EST (#)
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Who the fuck is this rubbermaid cunt anyway?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-12-11 17:22:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:18:08 EST (#)
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Forensic, I'm glad you're here. I went to that Sharia petition site, but I can't figure out exactly what Sharia is.
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Post +2.
Ignorance -2.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-12-11 13:20:22 EST (#)
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I look around me, and I see a field of win.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-11 12:49:43 EST (#)
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heh.
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2008-12-11 12:06:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-11 06:19:20 EST (#)
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boring
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-12-11 05:25:22 EST (#)
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meh
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-12-11 02:22:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-12-10 23:15:45 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-12-10 21:33:19 EST (#)
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Rape
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-10 20:59:31 EST (#)
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Don't tase me, bro!
<GZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAK>
I love that video.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2008-12-10 20:47:57 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-12-10 20:04:26 EST (#)
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For the reviews. Laughed out loud twice (Method, Method). Smiled three times (Method, Method, Harmon).
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-10 19:57:08 EST (#)
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140 reviews? lol
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-12-10 18:45:47 EST (#)
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...because the reviews etertained me.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-12-10 18:43:20 EST (#)
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eh
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2008-12-10 18:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 effort
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-12-10 18:27:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-10 17:47:09 EST (#)
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Now that I think of it, you really should have included a porn video site. You know, so you would have a nice swath of the online video market represented.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-10 17:40:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:10:08 EST (#)
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The apology was facetious.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/facetious
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-10 08:49:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No, Doodles, I got why he mentioned Fight Club. I know how to read the reviews. I was being facetious.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/facetious
That's why you are a twit.
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HAHAHAHA
WHAT, IS FACETIOUS YOUR WORD OF THE DAY, CHAMP?
Also this post didn't mae me laugh.
or really smile.
but then I'm supposed to +2 so bubba can say that i suck up to you, and he is already fragile enough as is.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-12-10 17:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fo sho
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-10 17:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Combine Method's Geek Squad-taught computer skills with Shlongy's brains, looks and personality, and Uber would be the envy of planet.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-10 17:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-10 17:21:21 EST (#)
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Well, it sure looked like a lot of work went into this.
I just wish you were funny.
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Give him a funny lesson, Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-10 17:21:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, it sure looked like a lot of work went into this.
I just wish you were funny.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-10 17:20:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Slowed down, huh? Method, say something controversial.
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2008-12-10 17:05:49 EST (#)
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Method sucks.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-10 17:00:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
greekgreekgreekgreekgreekanalrapegreekgreekgreek...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:56:18 EST (#)
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i signed your thing, forensic.
i assume i win some sort of prize? maybe a toaster?
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is some funny shit
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:55:16 EST (#)
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You, sir, are no meth- oh well would you look at that.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:53:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120174#2829570
COME ON LET'S GO!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K7fL5s_1ac
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:52:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:45:06 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a set of barbaric Islamic religious laws that violate basic human rights.
The fuckers have forced Britian to honor Sharia Law courts. They squeal and say it's only for domestic, property law etc. to try to make it seem harmless. So if a wife is beaten, and the husband insists the matter be handled by a Sharia court, she must comply since the husband has the final word and the British courts can't help her.
In Islamic countries, Sharia law can sentence anyone to death for insulting Islam, adultery, homosexuality, rape (they sentence the rape victim to death), mutilations (cutting off hands and feet), and so on.
FUCK SHARIA LAW
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Mark Steyn has been talking about the ever increasing influence of Islam on Western nations for awhile now, and written a book on it. For simply stating facts, he got himself dragged through the pseudo-court of the Canadian Human Rights Commission along with McCleans magazine for "inciting hate agaisnt islam" when they printed an excerpt from his book America Alone. One of the excerpts they used to "prove" this was a direct quote by a muslim imam that he included. It's crazy. Google it.
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Yup. That's how they're winning ground. They're saying ANYTHING that is spoken against Islam is a "hate" crime.
So in western countries that are tolerant to cultural and religious differences, they cave into these mulahs and imams.
Meanwhile, Islamic countries are by and large highly intolerant of cultural and religious differences.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:49:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:42:50 EST (#)
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Do you have to search for that every time you post it, or do you have it on a piece of paper pinned to your overalls?
^^^^^^^^^
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!!!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FTR, one armed midgets command a lotta respect these days.
Fuck these hoes and their 'rules'.
And they have failed to pass on the interest cut to the consumer.../
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:46:42 EST (#)
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commesst?
wtf?
i'm retarded, too.
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SCOURGE FUCKS UP!!! FILM WHENEVER.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bubba alter below
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you know that Bubba was the chief editor of "Made in the U.S.A" by famed internet author Jack McCallum, available now on Amazon.com?
Makes a great stocking stuffer! Buy one for yourself and for your loved ones! Buy one for your cat too! I can't feel my legs!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:48:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:45:21 EST (#)
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the more bubba commesst the worse this post gets.
was there ever a final decision on how to handle the man and his special needs, or is fervently praying for an aneurysm on his part still cool?
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Don't speak of Bubba. It only encourages him to shit up the thread more with his boring comments.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:45:21 EST (#)
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the more bubba commesst the worse this post gets.
was there ever a final decision on how to handle the man and his special needs, or is fervently praying for an aneurysm on his part still cool?
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Pray away, Herr forfeit. Gutless fuckstick.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Guys, the midget is ok.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:46:42 EST (#)
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commesst?
wtf?
i'm retarded, too.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:44:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Watching sandman lurch around here like a 4 month premature baby trying to cling to someone's shoe is disgusting me.
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Then take your little, flaccid dick over to a Sage post.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the more bubba commesst the worse this post gets.
was there ever a final decision on how to handle the man and his special needs, or is fervently praying for an aneurysm on his part still cool?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's the difference between coveralls and overalls.
Which one has the sassy straps?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, chump, I've got it on my desktop in a file called: "Crapola" Fitting, huh?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:45:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a set of barbaric Islamic religious laws that violate basic human rights.
The fuckers have forced Britian to honor Sharia Law courts. They squeal and say it's only for domestic, property law etc. to try to make it seem harmless. So if a wife is beaten, and the husband insists the matter be handled by a Sharia court, she must comply since the husband has the final word and the British courts can't help her.
In Islamic countries, Sharia law can sentence anyone to death for insulting Islam, adultery, homosexuality, rape (they sentence the rape victim to death), mutilations (cutting off hands and feet), and so on.
FUCK SHARIA LAW
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Mark Steyn has been talking about the ever increasing influence of Islam on Western nations for awhile now, and written a book on it. For simply stating facts, he got himself dragged through the pseudo-court of the Canadian Human Rights Commission along with McCleans magazine for "inciting hate agaisnt islam" when they printed an excerpt from his book America Alone. One of the excerpts they used to "prove" this was a direct quote by a muslim imam that he included. It's crazy. Google it.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:44:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Watching sandman lurch around here like a 4 month premature baby trying to cling to someone's shoe is disgusting me.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Be careful what you write, dude. Some old asshole may throw it in your face. . .
:)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you have to search for that every time you post it, or do you have it on a piece of paper pinned to your overalls?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-24 09:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-24 08:00:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
There are quite some conclusions and noteworthy facts in this comment .
1 method is not a reject ?
2 method is not a sociopath ?
3 method is not a socially inept retard ?
4 If we would take away 99% of the population , there's just U left . It seems to be happening , or are we talking different tongues here ?
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I'd actually like to address the above comment just for shits and giggles.
I am all of the above when it comes to the role I play around here. That's all it is, a role. If you pulled your head out of your ass long enough to look around, you'd see that I have always played along with everything that's been thrown at me because it's funny and entertaining to myself and others. That's because i'm a good sport and not insecure with myself. I can take it just as well as I dish it out. I've been called a fat, metrosexual, homosexual, insecure, greasy, slimy Greek, just to name a few of the tamer personal barbs thrown my way, and I take it all in stride because it amuses others, and that's really why I come to ubersite; to amuse myself and to amuse others. If you look at some of my older posts, all I did was write stories to entertain and amuse others. People aren't amused by a +2 "You go girl", they get amused when I call some girl that camwhores a "fucking horrid shovelfaced monstrosity".
The difference between myself and most people here, however, is that I can differentiate between real life and the shit flinging on uber. Most people around here are too sensitive and can't handle the abuse because they really are insecure, socially inept retards. A -2 and a nasty comment means the world to them, and have their feelings hurt like there's no tomorrow. My opinion should mean nothing to you, all your opinions definitely mean nothing to me, and that's the way things should be.
I don't even remember what post this is anymore = (
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I love peas in any form, you bozo.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You could have made him left handed.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:39:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know you don't like strained peas Bubba, but they're good for you, eat them all up NOM NOM NOM
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Webcastr shot himself, I had a hard time doing that so it was obvious
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you caught on yet, Method? I understand how Uber works every bit as well as you. I can take a joke like anyone else, and you are the biggest joke in the universe.
:D
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did Hulu shoot webscastr or did webcastr shoot himself, much like the passengers on airplane would when Striker would talk about his troubled past?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-10 13:10:08 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
The apology was facetious.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/facetious
I insulted Simon because I think he's a dick. The 'fitting in' part is a non-issue.
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Meh, I seriously doubt that you weren't being entirely serious, or you wouldn't have said you didn't see it posted.
And didn't I see you babbling about how you want to be on an uber list the other day? Maybe if you drop a few more first name bombs you'll make one!
Seriously, in my head, you are the jizz bag of ubersite.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jizz%20bag
I have to go take a nap in the shower now.
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Does anybody have a link to the face-palm guy?
I'm face-palming to this willful idiocy.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you make poopies today Bubba?
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What? Why? Are you hungry again?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:33:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, come on. Don't make this piece of art into a place for your immature jokes.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-10 21:30:12 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a set of barbaric Islamic religious laws that violate basic human rights.
The fuckers have forced Britian to honor Sharia Law courts. They squeal and say it's only for domestic, property law etc. to try to make it seem harmless. So if a wife is beaten, and the husband insists the matter be handled by a Sharia court, she must comply since the husband has the final word and the British courts can't help her.
In Islamic countries, Sharia law can sentence anyone to death for insulting Islam, adultery, homosexuality, rape (they sentence the rape victim to death), mutilations (cutting off hands and feet), and so on.
FUCK SHARIA LAW
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Hey is there any room on that soapbox?
heh
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you make poopies today Bubba?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyway, speaking to the content, I've always thought the folks that get pissed at ebaums are fucking idiots. If you put a video of your dog getting mounted by a billy goat on the internet, you have to expect that it will become part of the public trust.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:28:19 EST (#)
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Bubba I can no longer in good faith -2 you or ridicule you after I was informed of your....mental condition. I'm sorry, my friend, have a twizzler
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ONLY if it's a strawberry twizzler. See Apollo's milkshake post.
PS: Everyone knows Doodles is a liar. Try to keep up, OK??
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:30:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
O well, that feeling didn't last very long.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a set of barbaric Islamic religious laws that violate basic human rights.
The fuckers have forced Britian to honor Sharia Law courts. They squeal and say it's only for domestic, property law etc. to try to make it seem harmless. So if a wife is beaten, and the husband insists the matter be handled by a Sharia court, she must comply since the husband has the final word and the British courts can't help her.
In Islamic countries, Sharia law can sentence anyone to death for insulting Islam, adultery, homosexuality, rape (they sentence the rape victim to death), mutilations (cutting off hands and feet), and so on.
FUCK SHARIA LAW
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm laughing at bubba, by the way. Method rules with impunity.
Where are the sodomy jokes?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahahaha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba I can no longer in good faith -2 you or ridicule you after I was informed of your....mental condition. I'm sorry, my friend, have a twizzler
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
See how this shit works, people? I +2 Method and he is afraid to give me shit for fear I will change my rating. No problem. His ancestors fell for the wooden horse trick.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just so proud of everyone for not responding to........
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:26:38 EST (#)
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This post is out of control. That's what happens when you let a Greek guard the voice bubbles.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-10 21:25:13 GMT (#)
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and Hulu for the win.
I met a guy who works for the company once. He told me I should spread the word about it. He was really gay.
I think he wanted to molest me.
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Did his dog get in the way?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:25:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and Hulu for the win.
I met a guy who works for the company once. He told me I should spread the word about it. He was really gay.
I think he wanted to molest me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:24:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, working with only one window. . .
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:22:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:18:08 EST (#)
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Forensic, I'm glad you're here. I went to that Sharia petition site, but I can't figure out exactly what Sharia is. It doesn't mention anything about it anywhere, just that it's incredibly horrible
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You'd better sign it. I understand they frown on the ghey buttsecks, which could be a bit of a downer on your lifestyle if it was inacted as law :(.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:21:41 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/120075
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:20:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-10 13:10:08 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
The apology was facetious.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/facetious
I insulted Simon because I think he's a dick. The 'fitting in' part is a non-issue.
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Meh, I seriously doubt that you weren't being entirely serious, or you wouldn't have said you didn't see it posted.
And didn't I see you babbling about how you want to be on an uber list the other day? Maybe if you drop a few more first name bombs you'll make one!
Seriously, in my head, you are the jizz bag of ubersite.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jizz%20bag
I have to go take a nap in the shower now.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't google, my browser window is open to the Sharia petition site
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:19:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 21:18:08 GMT (#)
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Forensic, I'm glad you're here. I went to that Sharia petition site, but I can't figure out exactly what Sharia is. It doesn't mention anything about it anywhere, just that it's incredibly horribl
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She sings that song.....Hips Dont Lie
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:19:16 EST (#)
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I put the Sharia Law link up. Sorry about the guy's voice. He IS British afterall. :P
'Tis a worthwhile petition.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:18:08 EST (#)
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Forensic, I'm glad you're here. I went to that Sharia petition site, but I can't figure out exactly what Sharia is. It doesn't mention anything about it anywhere, just that it's incredibly horrible
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Ever heard of Google?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:18:08 EST (#)
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Forensic, I'm glad you're here. I went to that Sharia petition site, but I can't figure out exactly what Sharia is. It doesn't mention anything about it anywhere, just that it's incredibly horrible
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:17:41 EST (#)
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What the hell is that sharia's law site on the uberboard? The guy doing the narration is creeping me out.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:17:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:15:09 EST (#)
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Webcastr makes me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
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Aren't you about to deplete your supply of jizz?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's A-list? I forget.
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I'm Y-list.
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Before I get started
HEAT
Anwyay, don't sell yourself short. The coolest guys are the ones who don't know they are cool.
Like Electro.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not on a list. The alphabet doesn't stretch that far. . .
:(
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok it's 4:15 now.
Peace, bitches.
ZZZZZZZZZZZ
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Webcastr makes me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z285/octopicore/fuckheads.jpg
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This ain't a forum forum, forensic. You can't make comments with captioned pictures. That's what the lesser nerds do.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's A-list? I forget.
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I'm Y-list.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z285/octopicore/fuckheads.jpg
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who makes these "lists", and more importantly, who gives a fuck?
~Z Lister (and damn proud of it) Sage
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I predict 2,300,340 Kilojoules of heat for this piece of shit.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Something like that.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:10:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:06:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not *my* joke, it's probably used on uber once a week. Also, I'm not sure if it's this massive hang over, but the fact that you apologized for something so arbitrary and incredibly unimportant to me made me rage a little.
The "ugh" was for the "I want to fit in on uber so I'll bash on sico/oathmeal/whoever" nonsense.
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The apology was facetious.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/facetious
I insulted Simon because I think he's a dick. The 'fitting in' part is a non-issue.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's A-list? I forget.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh wait, he's a sidekick to a B-list villain?
I get so confused.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, he's a B-list sidekick
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:08:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Semen is a B-list villain?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:05:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Also, I bet you LARP with Frankthebear and Kuruoneka.
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Only on the weekends, fuckstick.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:07:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In direct opposition to your wishes, Bubba2341 is now the most well-known personage on Ubersite.
Have a nice day, greek.
:D
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:06:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm guessing that this would be funny if I knew what many of these things are...or cared
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, I don't fight with Oathmeal's lackeys, only the man himself. I'm too A-list to fight with any B-list villains, let alone sidekicks such as yourself, Sico.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:06:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-10 12:59:23 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, I'm sorry I stole your joke Haiku. I didn't see that you posted it.
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It's not *my* joke, it's probably used on uber once a week. Also, I'm not sure if it's this massive hang over, but the fact that you apologized for something so arbitrary and incredibly unimportant to me made me rage a little.
The "ugh" was for the "I want to fit in on uber so I'll bash on sico/oathmeal/whoever" nonsense.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:06:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:05:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Also, I called you 3rd grade, you can't call me 3rd tier.
You mUST USE ANOTHER NUMBER!@!!!!!!
Argggghhhhhhh!
Also, I bet you LARP with Frankthebear and Kuruoneka.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:04:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1st, I have no harpies, maybe herpes but not harpies. God I'm funny.
If I'm 3rd tier that renders you back in the 7122nd tier, letter J.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry = (
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:02:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OOOH
Look at you and your fancy shadows.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-10 16:02:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
more 2's!
Maybe I'll post that posts i thought about posting but wasn't going to post because it's iffy comedy wise.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This rating is unfair!
I make a living on peeps talkin to other peeps posts.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:59:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm back.
Sandman, way to steal haiku's joke, you unoriginal 3rd grade bag of obesity.
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So... some 3rd tier, lifeless twit and his harpy think that I'm unoriginal?
I'm crushed.
Also, I'm sorry I stole your joke Haiku. I didn't see that you posted it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-10 20:58:07 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
whoops...program
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-10 20:57:50 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL
Ok TARP is the troubled assets relief plan and I can tell you what I know at BL later. I need many drinks.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 20:57:30 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nevermind...TARP = Troubled Asset Relief Program
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-10 20:56:58 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sico...text me if you're going to BL...I might come out. Or, now that you know I wanna come out, don't text me...what the fuck ever. I'm taking my ball and going home to study. :(
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 20:56:25 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sage, what is TARP in regards to investing? You tell me, bitch, or I'll slice your fucking face.
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EMAIL mother fuckers - use it.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whoops...program
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:57:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL
Ok TARP is the troubled assets relief plan and I can tell you what I know at BL later. I need many drinks.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nevermind...TARP = Troubled Asset Relief Program
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sico...text me if you're going to BL...I might come out. Or, now that you know I wanna come out, don't text me...what the fuck ever. I'm taking my ball and going home to study. :(
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:56:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sage, what is TARP in regards to investing? You tell me, bitch, or I'll slice your fucking face.
BL or no?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:55:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-10 12:44:38 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You might install them but you asked if you could interest me in one as if you were selling them...
+1 for jumping to conclusions.
This is boring now...I'm out.
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Oh no! What will we do without you?
</sarcasm>
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Ugh...
**************
Full disclosure, Sandman...I'm not picking on YOU. Just repeating what HE said.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm back.
Sandman, way to steal haiku's joke, you unoriginal 3rd grade bag of obesity.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic! Why didn't you make it into a gif?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-10 12:44:38 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You might install them but you asked if you could interest me in one as if you were selling them...
+1 for jumping to conclusions.
This is boring now...I'm out.
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Oh no! What will we do without you?
</sarcasm>
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Ugh...
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:44:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You might install them but you asked if you could interest me in one as if you were selling them...
+1 for jumping to conclusions.
This is boring now...I'm out.
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Oh no! What will we do without you?
</sarcasm>
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 12:40:11 PST (#)
Ranking: -1
You might install them but you asked if you could interest me in one as if you were selling them...
+1 for jumping to conclusions.
This is boring now...I'm out.
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And you were *this* close to an entertainment center...
/:
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You might install them but you asked if you could interest me in one as if you were selling them...
+1 for jumping to conclusions.
This is boring now...I'm out.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:37:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually we do install home entertainment theaters. We can come to your house and wire it up for you.
LCDs, Plasmas, HDMI cables, you name it, we'll set it up for you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:37:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 20:32:58 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Does it really matter? Besides, this was posted under romance, not comedy. Furthermore, I'm no junior chemist, so it's safe to say that I know nothing about comedy. I'm just a lowly Geek Squad employee on the bottom of the totem pole = (
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You suck totem pole
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the sweat coming out of break when youtube entered was a nice touch
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:36:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just a lowly Geek Squad employee on the bottom of the totem pole = (
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I didn't know you were in IT.
/sarcasm
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm no rebel, I assure you but I'd like to catch you in a big, huge lie!
Everyone here thinks you are a Geek Squad member but EVERYONE knows that the Geek Squad doesn't sell Home Entertainment Theaters, however they troubleshoot computer problems.
THEY ALSO DRIVE MOTHERFUCKING VW BUGS TO THE SITE, SPADE!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://v.wordpress.com/GZz0nZqM
= (
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:33:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, but I used bubba not as a noun....I WIN.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Does it really matter? Besides, this was posted under romance, not comedy. Furthermore, I'm no junior chemist, so it's safe to say that I know nothing about comedy. I'm just a lowly Geek Squad employee on the bottom of the totem pole = (
Can I interest you in a home entertainment theater?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm guessing he's going to go with a Lauren Hanley or "post more pictures of your cock" "joke."
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I'd say that's justified as you DID make a "joke" involving bubba's name, which is about as fresh as a sico v. icarus "debate."
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Interesting haiku.
Method, am I rebel because I didn't find this funny or because I blew the -2ba?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, well this may turn your lip corners:
Last night I was quite drunk and thought this was the deepest thing I had ever heard, then I guess I was banging into stuff because my lady got up and made me go to bed.
Where I banged into more stuff, allegedly.
Oh, here's the "deep" thing, that I feel incredibly ridiculous for thinking was the wisest thing I had ever heard, it's from the new The Streets album:
"For billions of years since the outset of time, every single one of your ancestors survived, every single person on your mum and dad's side successfully looked after and passed onto you life, what are the chances of that like?"
The fuck, right?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You try so hard to be a rebel, it's adorable!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:27:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I were Method.
Except for the buttrape. Is there a non-buttrape option?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not hungover and while I may be committing uber sin by not agreeing with the greek I didn't smile, have the corners of my mouth turn in the slightest bit, grin, or otherwise become overwhelmed with the tiniest, most miniscule amount of elation while reading this. AS a matter of fact I feel as though I wasted my time and am dedicating the next period of whatever time I stay on here to -2ing while camping on this post.
So....who wants to go bitches?
By the way, I do realize that while I'm typing this Method is trying to precisely configure a witty reply.
I'm guessing he's going to go with a Lauren Hanley or "post more pictures of your cock" "joke."
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:22:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 12:21:27 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Way to a bubba an otherwise potentially funny premise, fucko.
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Really? You must be as hung over and anfry as I am right now.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Way to a bubba an otherwise potentially funny premise, fucko.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:18:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:17:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's homie.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now if only I could only.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IS THERE NOT ONE MAN'S ANUS THAT IS SAFE FROM YOU?!?!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
or is it homie?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:12:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why the hell would I do that? Dan's my homey
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:11:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So have you actually e-mail this chap and threatened him that if he doesn't stop posting, dreadful things will happen to him?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:10:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's about right.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-10 15:07:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So who is the bitch exactly?