My 3 year vacation from reality. Part 1. Rise of the Unicorn. (1470 hits)
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Submitted by MickGinny (View user info) at 2009-01-27 14:41:17 EST
The following is a series of e-mail contact shared between my girlfriend and I and a woman we had a 3sum with in upstate New York recently. Listen to me when I tell you that intimacy shared between a man and two women is a soul clarifying experience. I have experienced a lot of things that I wish I would have waited until I was more mature to enjoy fully. Sex with two women would have been wasted in my youth...the fact is that it was wasted.
I will not describe the sex to you. That is for me. I will tell you a little of the back story so you are able to follow the corrospondence.
My girlfriend and I enjoyed a night of intimacy with a beautiful woman. When we woke in the am, she was gone. She sent an email when she arrived back home that morning. We responded back, then did not hear from her for 9 days. She was not a stranger but not someone that we knew well either. I called her at work on the tenth day. She said she would write to us that evening.
Do you want it real?
I cant produce plastic for you.
E-mail received the morning after:
Thanks :)
That was fun.
Email sent by us that afternoon:
Kristin,
YES! It was fun.
And you are wonderful and lovely and beautiful and a considerate
uninhibited lover and and and AND!
Thank you for being so kind and sharing yourself with us. Talk soon
and hopefully see each other again soon and perhaps reexamine
boundaries.
And Damn! We didn't want you to go! And wished we could have shared agoodbye kiss since you apparently had to. We remain warm in afterglow
this afternoon.
Friends and Lovers,
Suzanne and Brian
email sent by my girl 5 days later:
Hey Kristin,
Since Saturday I have been trying to decide how to approach this
email, I am uncertain because of the way you left. Are we still
friends? We hope so!
Brian and I had a fantastic time! You thought your ears were ringing
in the bathroom at the café! Have you been able to hear anything going
on around you since? Did you share what happened with Steve? I can't
imagine being you and having to keeping it to myself.
I thought I was going to be extremely nervous (I guess the whiskey
helped) but it felt so natural, I had fantasized about doing it for a
long time but never even thought about doing it until Brian and I
started talking about it. It has been a long time fantasy for him too.
My mother was right he is a deviant and a corrupter.
The two of us decided from the very beginning we were going to be
honest and open and tell each other how we feel about everything.
There is not enough time to dwell on the bad stuff. So, we want to
include you in the pact. I know you said you had a lot on your mind
and that is why you went to your sister's. I hope what we did didn't
complicate things more. Your ex-husband and ex-boyfriend are foolish
for losing you, you are an incredible person. (and I'm not just saying
that because I want to sleep with you again. LOL)
So to change the subject.... If we are not vanilla anymore what flavor
are we? I have no clue what the lingo would be, but I want to be
peanut butter and you can be chocolate and Brian can eat us like a
giant peanut butter cup. LOL
If you want to just talk between you and I, you have my phone number,
or if you just want to email some girl talk you can email me at
We hope to see you soon, Hugs and Kisses
Suzanne and Brian
email sent by our Unicorn after I called her @work:
Let me first apologize. I have not checked this email since the day I got home. It is not my normal email account. So please forgive me for letting you hang that way. Never in a million years would I want to make you feel that way.
Second - let me say that Brian loves you to pieces to search me out via the bits of information I gave.
Third I will now get on to addressing your email.
I had a really good time last saturday. It was incredible to be a part of something so far outside of my element and comfort zone. I am sorry I bolted but it was really late and I did come home to a huge mess. Also, I was very nervous about how comfortable everything was going to be.
Ok in accordance with the pact I am going to be as up front and honest as I am with myself.
I enjoyed getting to know the two of you on lots of levels. You are wonderful people with awesome senses of humor and incredibly warm and wonderful personalities. I think that it was definitely something that I will never forget. I am having some trouble however. As you mentioned in your email I do have a lot going on in my life. A lot of things that are pulling me in different directions. The addition of what went on last weekend had truly made me sit back and think about my life and where I am going. I stayed in bed all of Sunday and did not work monday or tuesday. I felt like I had lost a piece of myself. I felt that I had crossed over into someone that I do not know for a bit of time that I will never get back. I have not discussed this with anyone but I have spent countless hours thinking about what went on, how it came to be and of course my reactionary feelings to it all. The two of you have the priceless piece of being able to bounce it off each other. To talk about it. To ensure each other that all is well. I do not have that so it is a completely different perspective that I have. I have myself and my conscious to deal with and although I had an incredibly good experience I am having a hard time not feeling like I have done something "wrong". I am the kind of person that typically has a relationship before I add sex into the mix. With Rey it was about a month and a half before I had sex with him. I put myself in a position that I am not neccesarily sure was in the best interest for me (although I will say that the woman standing before you then begs to differ with me!) I will not discount the fact that I had an absolutley wonderful, safe and comfortable experience but right now I am dealing with the aftershocks of how that has made me feel and I am not alltogether sure it is a good trade for me.
I am sorry. Truly truly sorry that I am surely upsetting you both. But I feel that I need to be as honest and upfront with the two of you as the first time we emailed and I told you how vanilla I was. As much as Suzanne was not sure if she would be jealous I had no idea I would feel this way inside myself as I do now. It is truly unsettling. I am sure you will not want to remain friends and to that end I want to wish you both the best of luck. You are truly a beautifuly exquisite couple - not only in how you are as individuals but how you act and treat eachother as a couple. I cannot thank you enough for making my exerience the best that it could possibly be.I do not for one moment think that it could have gone any better.. I am not sure if I can ever explain the dichotomy that I feel over the situation but I keep coming back to how I feel right now and it is a big burden for me to carry. Please understand that in no way is this a reflection on the two of you but on me and apparently my insufficient coping skills. Does this make any sense (please remember you are the first to hear about any of this as I have not talked to anyone about it)
Please feel free to comment or question.
Again I am so sorry.
Kristin
Email sent by me 2 days later:
Kristin,
I almost feel the need to apologize for coming away with such a positive feeling about our experience since it has apparently caused internal conflict for you...I almost feel the need to apologize. But I cant and I wont. Even though I do sympathize with how you feel.
Thank you again for sharing yourself with us. I hope that in the future you will reflect on it and crack a cute crooked smile. The offer of friendship to you remains. Although at this time distancing yourself may be more of a comfort than friendship. Please be assured that it is there for you in 5 days or 5 years. This wonderful thing that we shared created a bond that I intend to honor. If it was just sex, I might feel lousy about myself as well.
Sex occurred. However, the level of intimacy and caring that was shared that night pushes back the sex to a very distant second for me at least. I cannot help but feel fortunate to have been included in this experience of three people being so kind and giving and caring to each other considering how wicked this world is and how terrible people treat each other.
It is unfortunate that something viewed as a wonderful experience cannot be shared by all involved.
I have banked our experience. There is nothing more I could have wished to occur than what I experienced.
Your Friend,
Brian.
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Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-01 15:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-01 14:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I stopped at "3sum"
jesus fucking christ i'm glad you "got some" but no need to be all frank the bear" about it
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2009-02-01 08:28:51 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-01-30 17:00:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-28 02:12:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:11:28 PST (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 20:02:00 EST (#)
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You called her at work because she chose not to contact you?
Let me help you decipher the intricate language of the menage a trois:
What she says: "Thanks. It was fun."
What she means: "It was utterly unmemorable and now I'm wondering why I bothered."
What she says: (condensed)"It's not you. I'm having an internal conflict right now."
What she means: "It ain't happening again, skippy, so chalk it up as a loss."
I wonder if posting her very personal emails here would negatively impact the friendship. Surely she didn't ask you to stand on the mountain top and scream, "I have sexed two wimmenz at once!!!"
Wow.
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This is precisely the point I was to lazy to make.
Submitted by slank (user info) at 2009-01-29 00:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You obviously have a tiny wang. Bank that!
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2009-01-28 13:09:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2009-01-27 22:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ.. come back when you have another Red on the Head.
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Yup - time to go back to what you do best.
Stop trying to convince us that your shambles of a life means you are living life more fully than the rest of us. You've fucked up your life six way from Sunday and now you want an audience to feel cool about what's left to you, which apparently involves a lot of drugs, alcohol, and casual sex.
On the the other hand, there are a lot of twenty-somethings here on Uber that probably do find that sort of thing impressive.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-28 13:02:03 EST (#)
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However, the level of intimacy and caring that was shared that night pushes back the sex to a very distant second for me at least. I cannot help but feel fortunate to have been included in this experience of three people being so kind and giving and caring to each other considering how wicked this world is and how terrible people treat each other.
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-28 12:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So, basically, she got wasted fucked a "fat chick" and now wants the "fat chick" to stop calling and e-mailing her. Leave her alone you stalkerish weirdo. She regrets what happened and wants no contact with you ever again. Take a hint. I can't believe you called her at work you freak.
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2009-01-28 08:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations, I guess.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-28 02:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:11:28 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 20:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You called her at work because she chose not to contact you?
Let me help you decipher the intricate language of the menage a trois:
What she says: "Thanks. It was fun."
What she means: "It was utterly unmemorable and now I'm wondering why I bothered."
What she says: (condensed)"It's not you. I'm having an internal conflict right now."
What she means: "It ain't happening again, skippy, so chalk it up as a loss."
I wonder if posting her very personal emails here would negatively impact the friendship. Surely she didn't ask you to stand on the mountain top and scream, "I have sexed two wimmenz at once!!!"
Wow.
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This is precisely the point I was to lazy to make.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-27 23:13:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This isn't just airing your dirty laundry; it's airing your skid-marked boxers. This is what the internet is for. Decades of work and thousands of RFC's so some moron can post the letters Penthouse rejected.
Seriously dude, it's a preamble to a restraining order. I'd fuck off before you get maced.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-01-27 23:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There's nothing wrong with anything the three of you did, and it sounds like it turned out pretty well considering how difficult it is to make something like that work. Mutual respect and open communication goes a hell of a long way to getting your fantasies realized. Or something like that. I need booze now.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-01-27 22:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't read it all, because I started scrolling, but it's fairly safe to say that I would be embarrassed by this.
+1 made me smile.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2009-01-27 22:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ.. come back when you have another Red on the Head.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2009-01-27 21:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was fucking retarded.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2009-01-27 20:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're one creepy motherfucker.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-27 20:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 20:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You called her at work because she chose not to contact you?
Let me help you decipher the intricate language of the menage a trois:
What she says: "Thanks. It was fun."
What she means: "It was utterly unmemorable and now I'm wondering why I bothered."
What she says: (condensed)"It's not you. I'm having an internal conflict right now."
What she means: "It ain't happening again, skippy, so chalk it up as a loss."
I wonder if posting her very personal emails here would negatively impact the friendship. Surely she didn't ask you to stand on the mountain top and scream, "I have sexed two wimmenz at once!!!"
Wow.
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This is precisely the point I was to lazy to make.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 20:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You called her at work because she chose not to contact you?
Let me help you decipher the intricate language of the menage a trois:
What she says: "Thanks. It was fun."
What she means: "It was utterly unmemorable and now I'm wondering why I bothered."
What she says: (condensed)"It's not you. I'm having an internal conflict right now."
What she means: "It ain't happening again, skippy, so chalk it up as a loss."
I wonder if posting her very personal emails here would negatively impact the friendship. Surely she didn't ask you to stand on the mountain top and scream, "I have sexed two wimmenz at once!!!"
Wow.
Submitted by HurtMeSoul (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
a little strong with the feelings, but even stronger with the debauchery. good work.
Submitted by Sidivan (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:17:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because, based on how you handled the fallout, I can't believe you actually pulled it off in the first place.
"I have no clue what the lingo would be, but I want to be
peanut butter and you can be chocolate and Brian can eat us like a
giant peanut butter cup. LOL"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Here's a good rule for orgies and/or 3-ways: Going into one, you have to be prepared to simply walk away from anybody involved. Don't fuck it up by wanting to talk about your "Connection" you now have. That's all horseshit. It's just like having a "friend with benefits". Don't fuck it up by talking about your feelings. If you don't talk about it, you might have a shot at doing it again, but you have to be 100% ok with the fact that it probably never will.
That is the zen secret to orgies.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
English IS your first language, right?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I know THIS much- I last used the brutally tiresome expression "banking it" 25 years ago, Howie.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:32:26 EST (#)
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you just wanted to brag about shagging two chicks.
and there's nothing wrong with that, who wouldn't, but you could have done it a little less homosexually.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
She's just not that into you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm NOT having a mid-life crisis, as you seem to be doing, thank you very much
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:07:53 EST (#)
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Oops, wrong alter.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:07:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:01:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:55:29 EST (#)
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its like three emo teenagers shagged.
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Now thats what i am talkin about!
My man!
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:00:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How you manage to bang two broads at the same time and STILL come out of all of it looking like a gaping vagina is beyond me
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
whatever i appear to be or not be doesnt mean jack shit pencil dick.
I am bankin' it! I am banking life by the fistfuls!
What are you doing alter boy?
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I'm doing just fine.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:01:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
its like three emo teenagers shagged.
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Now thats what i am talkin about!
My man!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:00:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How you manage to bang two broads at the same time and STILL come out of all of it looking like a gaping vagina is beyond me
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
whatever i appear to be or not be doesnt mean jack shit pencil dick.
I am bankin' it! I am banking life by the fistfuls!
What are you doing alter boy?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
its like three emo teenagers shagged.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:52:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
um, kudos?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How you manage to bang two broads at the same time and STILL come out of all of it looking like a gaping vagina is beyond me
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cartoons are excelent lovers
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:36:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:34:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck
are you babbling about NOW?
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certainly not golf or all the things I did 25 years ago.
I am babbling about banking life right now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:34:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck
are you babbling about NOW?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:29:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:24:45 EST (#)
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Holy crap!
someone bring me a mop so I can clean up all the estrogen flowing out of my computer.
"I'm so glad shared with two wonderful loving people an intimate"...............BLARF
the three of you killed a bottle of JD and the phrase "it's not gonna suck itself came up"
the rest is history.
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HA!
good one.
but actually, it was a beautiful experience.
if you ever have two willing maidens dedicated to a moment you will understand. until then keep whackin it to cartoon porn.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:25:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You have a Kristin fetish.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:24:45 EST (#)
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Holy crap!
someone bring me a mop so I can clean up all the estrogen flowing out of my computer.
"I'm so glad shared with two wonderful loving people an intimate"...............BLARF
the three of you killed a bottle of JD and the phrase "it's not gonna suck itself came up"
the rest is history.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, I anxiously anticipate the comments that may be posted due to the following statement: I get down motherfucker! in so many more ways than sex alone. I get down like 99% of you can only ponder, especially shlongy. And that is no macho bullshit, just a bold statement that happens to be true.
when you can walk the walk then talk the talk with me. until then, i view you as a poser.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:18:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck
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That's right what the fuck!
How does it feel to be a poser? Maybe once upon a time shlongy.
I live it every fuckin day! You would be bailing at 5am.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:16:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There's not enough bandwidth on this website for Shlongy to post about his threesomes.
Or, foursomes.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:12:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:04:32 EST (#)
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HAHA I'm so far from it- on a scale, I'm closer to celibate than promiscuous. But this past summer, I found myself in a unique situation with the very first woman I was ever attracted to, over 10 years ago. Many smiles ensued and she and I regret nothing.
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MMMMMMM, smiles......
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:10:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 21:04:32 GMT (#)
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HAHA I'm so far from it- on a scale, I'm closer to celibate than promiscuous. But this past summer, I found myself in a unique situation with the very first woman I was ever attracted to, over 10 years ago. Many smiles ensued and she and I regret nothing.
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I think this calls for a post.
Saccy, mail me!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:10:22 EST (#)
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What the fuck
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:04:32 EST (#)
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HAHA I'm so far from it- on a scale, I'm closer to celibate than promiscuous. But this past summer, I found myself in a unique situation with the very first woman I was ever attracted to, over 10 years ago. Many smiles ensued and she and I regret nothing.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:03:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:57:48 EST (#)
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Method's Mom once tried to send an email out to some peiople that she had group sex with, but nobody got it. Apparently, spam filters don't like emails with over 100 recipients
methods mom.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:57:48 EST (#)
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Method's Mom once tried to send an email out to some peiople that she had group sex with, but nobody got it. Apparently, spam filters don't like emails with over 100 recipients.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
saccy = the voice of experience :)
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:48:28 EST (#)
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Sacrilicious<<<<<<<<<<<super swinger.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:45:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:33:07 EST (#)
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is it wrong that something like this makes me want to shout?
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I had to have a conversation like this once and I understand. Posting the e-mails does seem a bit much, but an experience like this is not always something a mature person who has to live in the real world with the repercussions can run around and tells their friends, so uber is where you're shaking out your sillies, so to speak. The sexual aspect aside, I think it's more telling and probably more satisfying that you attained such a feeling of intimacy- because that can go entirely the other way when it's not just the 'right' people involved.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:41:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're not a degenerate/sexual deviant. Threesomes are apparently your cup of tea.
Personally, I'd feel jealous if I was dating (or married to) a dude and he was all over some other female, and as much as I love the female form (it is beautiful...who DOESN'T love it except for teh gheys?), I'm not interested in sexually expressing/demonstrating my appreciation for it.
Have points, ass.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:38:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:35:31 EST (#)
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Interesting...
I think you handled her email pretty poorly, but in the end there isn't much you can do about those kind of feelings after an orgy.
Did you grow a mustache?
It's kind of the rule.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
OH FUCK!
That moustache shit made me bust up!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
actually.... no
good for you fella. Enjoy.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:35:31 EST (#)
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Interesting...
I think you handled her email pretty poorly, but in the end there isn't much you can do about those kind of feelings after an orgy.
Did you grow a mustache?
It's kind of the rule.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:33:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:26:27 EST (#)
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not being mean... jusat don;t get.
have a +2 cos I normally like your posts.
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keep your rankings. just read.
is it wrong that something like this makes me want to shout?
ehhh, you probably dont have an answer for me.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:29:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:25:29 EST (#)
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I'm trying to work out why you put this on here..
for interest?
bragging?
bizarre and just a teeny bit immature
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all of the above i suppose.
i will own that.
it was such a beautiful experience for me that i want to shout it out loud. uber is NOT the best palce for this. but my venues are limited.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:26:27 EST (#)
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not being mean... jusat don;t get.
have a +2 cos I normally like your posts.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:25:29 EST (#)
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I'm trying to work out why you put this on here..
for interest?
bragging?
bizarre and just a teeny bit immature
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:16:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
well it did
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:11:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You may be clever but you sound like a whistling pussy in your reviews. I didn't bother reading the actual post itself but the last several posts all I read were reviews of you whining and the such. I've avoided reviewing until now because I feel like you need to know what gargantuan sized pussy you've become.
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well, you are what you eat. so i guess i am cool with your description.
thanks jerkass!
now read the post.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You may be clever but you sound like a whistling pussy in your reviews. I didn't bother reading the actual post itself but the last several posts all I read were reviews of you whining and the such. I've avoided reviewing until now because I feel like you need to know what gargantuan sized pussy you've become.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lol ok
ha, ha, ha! lol! that means laughing out loud. ha!
you are one clever motherfucker!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lol ok
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for the info.
no problem motherfucker. tis a shame you will probably never know how to use the info.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for the info.