Some poems I wrote for my boyfriend (1120 hits)
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Submitted by Spenny (View user info) at 2009-01-27 16:27:01 EST
If I go-
Go where?
Just walking.
Would you come-
Come for?
Just talking.
If we stop-
Stop where?
Wherever.
Could we stay-
Stay long?
Forever.
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I promised God a miracle
It if wasn't such a bother.
He said he'd seen some tricks before
But could always see another.
All I did was turn my back
And walk from Him, to you.
That time I kissed you by surprise?
He blushed, I swear it's true.
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I took a book of poems
Off a shelf, at a store.
I snuck it through the exit
Past the front, out the door.
I stuck it with a needle
It was sharp, it was long.
I drew out all the beauty
Ink of life, blood of song.
I tried to draw a portrait
Pen in hand, you in mind.
But my stolen ink revolted
(No more pages, no more binds.)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-02-08 01:37:49 EST (#)
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i hope you are together forever.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-02-03 06:33:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-02-01 13:18:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2009-02-01 09:17:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2009-02-01 08:28:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-01-31 18:58:26 EST (#)
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Spare and concise, yet evocative and catchy.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-01-31 18:10:45 EST (#)
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+1 for the first one.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2009-01-30 13:11:33 EST (#)
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Awww.. you don't want to stab your man yet and that makes my heart turn to glitter.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-01-29 13:45:43 EST (#)
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I like the 1st one best. Then the 3rd.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-01-29 08:59:57 EST (#)
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homo
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-28 10:29:16 EST (#)
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Once upon a time there was a lovely sausage named Baldric
And he lived Happilly Ever After.
The End
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2009-01-28 08:15:41 EST (#)
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haha that's kinda cute
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2009-01-28 08:13:54 EST (#)
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I read these last night and for some reason I chuckled while reading them because I imagine that you did indeed right them for your boyfriend.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-28 05:01:50 EST (#)
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Lovely.
Submitted by StarBelliedSneetch (user info) at 2009-01-27 22:58:27 EST (#)
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TURKIES!!!!
Also, the first was good.
The rest were aight.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 21:26:48 EST (#)
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I enjoyed all of these, actually.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2009-01-27 20:33:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:34:33 EST (#)
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I'm plagiarizing this shit for Valentine's Day, just thought you'd like to know.
I'll probably get a blowjob out of it.
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That's cool.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-27 20:23:51 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 20:08:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:34:33 EST (#)
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I'm plagiarizing this shit for Valentine's Day, just thought you'd like to know.
I'll probably get a blowjob out of it.
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:01:30 EST (#)
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These made me smile a lot.
I wish I could write cute love-y poems for my girl, but they always fail. She doesn't like poetry, anyway.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:24:33 EST (#)
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Serious question: does your boyfriend like it when you write poetry for him?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:20:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:51:06 EST (#)
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WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO TURN INTO A DISCUSSION ABOUT BEING GAY?
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Fag.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:12:33 EST (#)
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I probably don't really have to say this but...How can I not?
Gay.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:06:42 EST (#)
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GOD DAMN IT!!!
I was JUST talking shit on you about never being around and having not posted in 27 centuries.
Fail.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:56:18 EST (#)
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What.
The Fuck?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:51:06 EST (#)
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WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO TURN INTO A DISCUSSION ABOUT BEING GAY?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:25:44 EST (#)
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coming from you though, i thought it would be funny. imagine my disappointment when it was serious poetry. poetry is number four on my list of most hated things.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:22:30 EST (#)
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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/editors_corner/article/11975/
Funny link
the first one sounds familiar, which i guess is a compliment since i read a lot of decent poetry
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:22:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:57:26 EST (#)
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I don't remember how I "came out" on ubersite but I know it wasn't funny.
The idea that I have to come out everywhere I go is a little misguided, though! For the most part I just operate under the assumption that everybody knows.
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There's a high gay population at my school, and there are three in my fraternity -- to varying levels of fagginess.
The first, everybody hates, because he wont admit he is gay even though he took pictures of his dick in a man's butthole and then of him sucking that guy's dick. and showed them to us. That is not the only reason everybody hates him but it's a contributing factor.
The second is a fat black kid who makes a goddamn spectacle of it everywhere he goes, making sure everybody knows just how gay he is. Honestly, though, between you and me, I dont even think he's gay, but that he just wants to be different and persecuted in another way. He's not really well liked either.
The third is one of my best friends and everybody likes him. He doesn't tell anybody because he just assumes everybody knows, which they do, and everybody enjoys hanging out with him. He was the first gay guy in our fraternity and the other two kids here say all the time how much they admire him for blazing that trail for them and gay people everywhere, and he thinks they are stupid faggots who should shut the fuck up. I've always liked to think that you are like him.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:19:02 EST (#)
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That is sweet.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:16:17 EST (#)
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*screws up face*
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:13:21 EST (#)
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Unfortunately :(
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:11:36 EST (#)
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Are you a lady?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:10:09 EST (#)
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I, too, have a boyfriend!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:00:57 EST (#)
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http://www.handturkeys.com/archives/
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:59:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:49:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:42:57 EST (#)
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Try and stop being gay.
Also...
GO CARDINALS WOO!!!
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It's good to see your taste in sports has improved, Beeb. But baseball is still months away.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:57:26 EST (#)
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I don't remember how I "came out" on ubersite but I know it wasn't funny.
The idea that I have to come out everywhere I go is a little misguided, though! For the most part I just operate under the assumption that everybody knows.
Submitted by Cheddar_Is_Better (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:54:57 EST (#)
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What Sandman said. Would also like to add that when I read the title, I thought to myself "Wait, isn't spenny a guy? Oh, he's probably gay." Then for some reason that got me wondering about how funny it would be for a guy to have a sort of "coming out" on ubersite. I don't know why though.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:54:52 EST (#)
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I had all the Hand Turkey stuff backed onto a flash drive. Someone erased all my stuff when they tried to steal my drive. The turkeys are dead, guys. I'm sorry.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:53:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:49:54 EST (#)
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lol
you've got a boyfriend and you are a boy.
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hahaha
Wait... how does that work?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:49:54 EST (#)
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lol
you've got a boyfriend and you are a boy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:49:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:42:57 EST (#)
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Try and stop being gay.
Also...
GO CARDINALS WOO!!!
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It's good to see your taste in sports has improved, Beeb. But baseball is still months away.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:47:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:45:55 EST (#)
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Handturkey, motherfucker!! Do you draw it!?
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Awww- These are sweet, but I must agree with skrap.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:45:55 EST (#)
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Handturkey, motherfucker!! Do you draw it!?
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:42:57 EST (#)
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Try and stop being gay.
Also...
GO CARDINALS WOO!!!
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:33:34 EST (#)
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I second the turkey resurrection.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:32:38 EST (#)
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I read the first one and liked it. I'm not going to read any more, just in case I change my mind.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:31:03 EST (#)
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Turkeys! If the Y is preceded by a vowel you simply add an S to pluralize it.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:29:01 EST (#)
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My favorite faggot.
BRING BACK THE TURKIES QUEER
...turkeys?
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:27:49 EST (#)
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fag