It rubs the lotion on it's skin. (3316 hits)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (View user info) at 2009-02-22 09:46:56 EST
I've been at this hospital for around nine months now and I'm up to my neck with Pharmacology (that's the study of pharmacy for people who are scratching their heads with bemused looks), trying to keep up with ward rounds and rotations. Some people are natural students and others of us have to work like stink just not to kill anyone. After picking up the nick name Grim and people singing the jaws theme tune as I approach a patient, it's clear to all which group I'm in. At least on this rotation I don't have to deal with so many patients and the ones I do have to go see are generally out for the count or so far gone they couldn't careless what's being pumped in or out of them. I'm not very good with people, to be fair though, they don't like me either. Witnessing my bedside manner it has been said is something akin to watching a monkey fucking a football.
I'm currently in the Aseptic clean rooms and to be frank most of the people in there shouldn't be within a mile of the general public. The fumes and pressure does something funny to a person after a while. I thought path lab was bad for nutters and the mentally unsound (sorry FG) but this lot leave you uneasy about ever turning your back on them.
It was my first day and I was keen to be using the isolated cabinets and actually making the drugs, I had been studying the theory for long enough. Instead I was passing vials and crap to people who couldn't remember my name. I was bored and beginning to wonder why I had bothered to scrub in at all when someone handed me a large glass vial and then promptly stared at my hands and the tiny stream of liquid running out from between them. She didn't even blink before she started screaming and running for the intercoms. I remember my legs feeling a bit funny, holding my breath and watching in horror as everyone got as far away form me as possible.
Turns out it was just a joke and the rest of them had known all about it and played along. The banging at the door begging to be let out, screaming for help down the intercoms etc. My brain took a while to remember that we don't keep anything in those clean rooms that would be a problem airborne and I damn near shit myself. Amazing what a leaking vial of water and some good acting can do.
I try and bear this experience in mind when I get presented with a patient that's done something stupid. Take for example the guy who was in for a knee operation and during his stay managed to eat half a 500g pot of Epiderm. Epiderm is a very thick emollient and it was being used to help treat his eczema. At some point during the afternoon a nurse left the pot by his bed and he ate half the pot. Apparently he thought it was ice cream (he was assessed and deemed mentally sounds, just stupid). We were called to find out if there were going to be any consequences to this and whether he was in any real danger. Our recommendations were pretty much revolved around telling them to keep him near a bathroom at all times. Then we realised he couldn't get up to go the toilet because of his operation and so we told them to get the nurse who left the cream in his reach ready with a bed pan, give him plenty of fluids and if he's sick, let him be sick, if he cramps, give him an anti-spasmodic. Other wise he's just going to have to ride it out.
Then there was the lady who was getting through her eardrops really quickly and no one could work out why. In the end someone told her she should ask for help in administrating them, to reduce spillages. Apparently the lady was horrified at such an idea and ranted about her dignity and such like. The senior clinical pharmacist had a sinking feeling and investigated the instructions on the bottle.....
'Put 4 drops, 3 times a day into the R ear'
Some how he managed to gently explain to her that they ear drops do indeed go in her right ear and not up her arse with a straight face. All our labelling has to be written without abbreviations now.
I've had to deal with a guy who was being seen at the asthma clinic as he was having horrible reactions to his dog. He kept coming back because the inhalers he was using were having no effect at all. It left everyone stumped and slowly doses were increased and steroids introduced. Still no improvement. One day the clinic called asking if we could give some drug counselling to this gentleman and reduce his doses back to the original prescriptions. The doctor in charge finally in exasperation with this patient asked the man to demonstrate exactly how he was taking the dose (we have seen more than one patient spray inhalers up their noses). With equal frustration the man replied that he "had been spraying the dog morning, night and whenever necessary" just as he was supposed to.
Nothing compares to what comes into A&E on a regular basis though. Often eye watering, mind boggling accidents, that leave everyone a little more cautious and wiser in the ways of the world. It's startlingly common to have people coming in with things in places they shouldn't have.
"I tripped"
"I fell"
"I had an itch"
"I was bored"
"I was trying to break the world record"
"I was drunk and it seemed like a bet I could win"
The tireless surgeons remove endless sex toys, house hold objects, more recently a rolled up magazine (paper cuts anyone) and we try and do it all without taking the piss too much or being to curious about the motives. That was until I got called down to a patient in majors who had managed to get a toothbrush stuck in his penis. IN HIS PENIS. He gave no explanation and it was only under considerable pressure he confessed to having something lodged firmly in his rectum too. Pain killers, muscle relaxants, tranquillisers, you name it you got tanked on it all, but nothing was budging. The surgeons got him in the end and I heard nothing more until I took him his take home drugs. He was sore but hopefully going to make a full recovery and he faithfully promised never to insert things where they shouldn't go again. He smiled at me ruefully, shrugged and asked:
"Do you think I can have my toothbrush back?".
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-09-24 14:44:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-09-24 11:30:46 EDT (#)
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Over here we call those who live on boats "Water-Pikeys"
But you have beautiful eyes so I'll let you off.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-09-23 09:35:44 EDT (#)
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GAAA! You put me off soup for a month.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-09-23 08:54:32 EDT (#)
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No. The ex got the boat when everything went royally tits up.
Shame. I was a great pirate.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-09-23 02:26:55 EDT (#)
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still live on a boat?
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-09-22 22:17:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2009-09-22 20:31:04 EDT (#)
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going to vomit.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-02-25 20:27:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-02-25 17:39:22 EST (#)
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I bet you bump your boobs against your patients a lot. I also bet a good portion of the 14+ year olds have stored those incidents in there spank bank. Not to weird you out with any mental pictures, but you should look over at the nearest male patient you've helped. He's one of them!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-25 03:36:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2009-02-25 05:22:26 GMT (#)
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Everytime I see someone in scrubs I can't help but imagine Dr. House naked and covered in coconut.
God Hugh Laurie if fucking hot.
Is there a pill for that?
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coconut?
Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-02-25 03:32:22 EST (#)
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it's
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-25 03:04:26 EST (#)
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That's what they do with you in pharmacy when you start out. Things get a lot nicer when they realise you will be in charge when you graduate. I still get treated like a monkey when I screw up.
I was reading a neonate chart and the wee beastie woke up. It had just had it's canular dicked about with, but no, it was my very loud reading that woke it.
I would like to specalise in nuclear science. Interesting as hell and I don't need to see so many patients.
P.P - there is no cure and why would you want one? I don't even have a TV and I know that it is perfectly acceptable to drool over hugh.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2009-02-25 00:22:26 EST (#)
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Everytime I see someone in scrubs I can't help but imagine Dr. House naked and covered in coconut.
God Hugh Laurie if fucking hot.
Is there a pill for that?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-24 19:03:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:52:37 CST (#)
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I started at the bottom end of pharmacy when i first stared studying....it's a realy rough if you aren't going to be advancing quickly.
I'm hopefully going to go into neuclear medicine when I graduate. Or maybe even forensics....
Hey FG! How life for pharmacy cretins down your end?
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For those low on the totem pole, pretty rough. They were the ones who did the most of the running and fetching.
Then again, I was lab so I didn't do a whole lot of associating with pharmacy. But they didn't really associate with us either. We were all too busy.
I can say this, when I was a n00b lab tech/phlebot, it was rough. It's like they heap everything on your head and try to run you to death.
The philosophy was, sink or swim. If you couldn't hack it, they got rid of you fast. I kept my head down for a year or so and busted my ass. I eventually rose through the ranks until I was the evening phlebotomy supervisor.
You may think that was a good thing, but if something, ANYTHING went wrong with one of my phlebots, it was my ass that got chewed.
I got bitched out by an administration type because one of my phlebots took too much time drawing a patient.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-02-24 18:07:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-24 17:26:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 20:00:22 GMT (#)
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for halloween you should now be a nurse from silent hill.
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As if we all haven't had that fantasy.......
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-24 16:52:37 EST (#)
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I started at the bottom end of pharmacy when i first stared studying....it's a realy rough if you aren't going to be advancing quickly.
I'm hopefully going to go into neuclear medicine when I graduate. Or maybe even forensics....
Hey FG! How life for pharmacy cretins down your end?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:37:12 EST (#)
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I do not envy you, not even a little.
I've always heard that medicine is one of those areas you only approach if you love it, love the people, and "hear the call." The local radio stations are broadcasting adverts for nursing/pharmacy schools to get people into "stable growing employment." I wonder how many of the duped and hopeful wage slaves actually realize what they're trading in for...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:00:22 EST (#)
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for halloween you should now be a nurse from silent hill.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:55:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2009-02-24 01:35:50 EST (#)
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Is it me or are you lookin' extra immunocompromised this evening?
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Brilliant!
Orphy - I'd rather not having anything to do with your boyfriends rash or penis if that's ok with you :P
I can't promise the drugs, but feel free to send harbio......if you've been near your boyfriend first, wash your hands eh.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-24 12:53:49 EST (#)
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Dont know you but you look hot in scrubs. :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-24 11:59:16 EST (#)
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Can I email you pictures of my boyfriends penis rash? Can you identify it?
lol
Send me some drugs LM. I will pay you handsomely in Haribo
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 10:32:02 EST (#)
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!!!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-24 03:29:33 EST (#)
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Awesome.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2009-02-24 01:35:50 EST (#)
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Is it me or are you lookin' extra immunocompromised this evening?
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-02-23 18:34:07 EST (#)
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Just kept laughing.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-23 15:40:10 EST (#)
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Nothing wrong with being a nurse they are the backbone of any hospital
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-02-23 15:32:11 EST (#)
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"The surgeons got him in the end"
great line
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-23 15:31:51 EST (#)
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Dude....erm....as flattering is that is, you masterbating over my picture and everything, I'm NOT a nurse.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-02-23 14:55:06 EST (#)
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You make a very sexy nurse. I didn't read this post, but I masturbated to your picture.
Twice.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-23 14:36:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-23 19:18:39 GMT (#)
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Shush!!!
for gods sake joey! Keep it down! Next you'll be dropping Emission in it for being the honey trap!
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Now, now, I thought the whole 'Joey-and-Emission-and-the-jar-of-honey-incident' was put behind us.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-23 14:18:39 EST (#)
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Shush!!!
for gods sake joey! Keep it down! Next you'll be dropping Emission in it for being the honey trap!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-23 14:06:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-22 20:59:16 GMT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-22 14:48:11 EST (#)
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You sometimes wear 'Mum' roll-on deoderant.....but not today.
I also ate Drogo's liver with some fava beans (ok, baked beans - I was skint), and a nice Chianti (read: Blue Nun - we're in a credit crunch).
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So that's what happend to drogo.....it all makes sense now!
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Stop acting the innocent, it was you I bought his corpse from.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-02-23 13:43:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-02-23 12:58:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-23 11:44:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-22 14:31:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-22 14:22:34 EST (#)
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i expect free hospital slippers in the mail.
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They are truely awful! Why on earth would you want foam slippers? Do they remind you of "home"?
I will do my best to smuggle someout for you if you're sure.
Do I get porn in exchange?
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porn and toys are always free darling.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-23 10:57:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-23 09:51:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-23 14:25:13 GMT (#)
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I'll paypal you 4 Australian Dollars to pull your tits out.
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Classy.
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I've forgotten how ubersite is known for it's world touting class and refinement. How undignified of me?
The offer stands and Red is a pussy.
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If you had just a little of either, maybe you wouldn't look so undignified?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-02-23 10:52:55 EST (#)
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well turn my head and cough this was a nice slice!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-02-23 10:30:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-23 10:21:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-23 09:51:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-23 14:25:13 GMT (#)
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I'll paypal you 4 Australian Dollars to pull your tits out.
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Classy.
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I've forgotten how ubersite is known for it's world touting class and refinement. How undignified of me?
The offer stands and Red is a pussy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-23 09:51:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-23 14:25:13 GMT (#)
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I'll paypal you 4 Australian Dollars to pull your tits out.
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Classy.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-23 09:25:13 EST (#)
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I'll paypal you 4 Australian Dollars to pull your tits out.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-23 06:10:21 EST (#)
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It will do enough Red, it will do enough.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-23 05:35:45 EST (#)
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Been working and studying in it for some years now berty, we just haven't caught up in ages.
That is aside from the break for the boat.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-23 04:56:35 EST (#)
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10 grams of the Midwest Direct Marketing Association is not going to do a lot for you Bertles.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-23 04:26:59 EST (#)
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Now you work in healthcare? What is next? Will you be an engineer? A builder? An airline pilot?
On a serious note though, can you make me 10 grams of MDMA? I can pay you money.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-02-23 02:53:15 EST (#)
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it's
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-23 01:28:46 EST (#)
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No, not at all, I had a discussion with LM about this yonks ago, besides, she knows I am joking and that really I want to see her boobies. And experimas.
Do people still say 'yonks'? What about 'ace'?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-02-22 22:22:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-22 17:34:58 EST (#)
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Novel way to hide the chins me lady.
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Good Lord, you are a catty bitch.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-22 17:57:59 EST (#)
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Get four different pics of boobs from the net, post them along with yours (no heads required) and get uber to guess yours. Oh my god, hing of the hits woman!
Wouldn't have to worry about the chin twins ;)
(All british girls have 1+ chin it's the law)
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-22 17:48:23 EST (#)
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Did you see what happend last time I put up a pic that had some cleavage in it?....
will think about it, maybe on my birthday or something. I would have to be very drunk.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-22 17:44:52 EST (#)
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yeah lm, show us your boobies - that's ten posts there, just to show us one.
get you on the mva
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-22 17:44:51 EST (#)
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So are people who work in path lab
:)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-22 17:43:34 EST (#)
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i have some pics ready to post and one of me with no make up on at all. dun dun duuun
i worked at the hospital path lab doing lab work / phlebotomy, sick people are weird.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-22 17:40:58 EST (#)
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And the breasts
*looks glum*
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-22 17:39:41 EST (#)
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Rather elaborate I know, but it works for me!
Keeps my nose out of sight too, not to mention the teeth.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-22 17:34:58 EST (#)
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Novel way to hide the chins me lady.
emission, I am doing a post for you tomorrow. It has monkeys and everything.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-22 17:10:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-22 22:08:28 GMT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-22 16:54:39 EST (#)
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I can't get Twitchers Weekly anymore after they said I had to stop writing in with helpful hints.
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I thought that was Mens health that asked you to stop....you know, what with them not being an openly gay magazine and all.
Thanks FG, but seriously, yours really was much better!
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It was Braggarts International actually - but I was too good for them anyway. Bunch of small timers.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-22 17:08:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-22 16:54:39 EST (#)
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I can't get Twitchers Weekly anymore after they said I had to stop writing in with helpful hints.
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I thought that was Mens health that asked you to stop....you know, what with them not being an openly gay magazine and all.
Thanks FG, but seriously, yours really was much better!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-22 17:01:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-22 14:56:18 CST (#)
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You're proberbly thinking about FGs post toe. You can find that on B@W I belive. that had bits in it about removing things from people, but it's much better than this post.
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No, I think your post blew mine out of the water, my dear.
BART! Put this on B@W please.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-22 16:54:39 EST (#)
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I can't get Twitchers Weekly anymore after they said I had to stop writing in with helpful hints.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-22 16:52:36 EST (#)
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I will see your Angling times and raise you a Twitchers weekly.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-22 16:50:46 EST (#)
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It's witchcraft or alien influences. Either way I'm going to fetch the silver, fire, garlic and copy of Angling Times.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-22 16:49:57 EST (#)
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Because.....because.....fuck. I don't know why.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-22 16:48:49 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116988
How come your eyes change colour eh?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-22 16:48:26 EST (#)
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No sweets, it's just tied back. The caps make everyones hair look darker.....and a bloody mess.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-02-22 16:43:14 EST (#)
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<3
Did you cut/dye your hair?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-22 15:59:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-22 14:48:11 EST (#)
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You sometimes wear 'Mum' roll-on deoderant.....but not today.
I also ate Drogo's liver with some fava beans (ok, baked beans - I was skint), and a nice Chianti (read: Blue Nun - we're in a credit crunch).
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So that's what happend to drogo.....it all makes sense now!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-22 15:56:18 EST (#)
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You're proberbly thinking about FGs post toe. You can find that on B@W I belive. that had bits in it about removing things from people, but it's much better than this post.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-02-22 15:08:05 EST (#)
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this post seems familiar.
But I'm not in the mood to ruin streaks. Maybe tomorrow.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-22 14:49:34 EST (#)
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If you close your eyes and concentrate *real* hard, Blue Nun tastes just like Chianti.
Now I'm just lying to myself...
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-22 14:48:11 EST (#)
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You sometimes wear 'Mum' roll-on deoderant.....but not today.
I also ate Drogo's liver with some fava beans (ok, baked beans - I was skint), and a nice Chianti (read: Blue Nun - we're in a credit crunch).
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-22 14:31:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-22 14:22:34 EST (#)
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i expect free hospital slippers in the mail.
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They are truely awful! Why on earth would you want foam slippers? Do they remind you of "home"?
I will do my best to smuggle someout for you if you're sure.
Do I get porn in exchange?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-22 14:22:34 EST (#)
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i expect free hospital slippers in the mail.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-22 14:17:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-02-22 13:53:14 EST (#)
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or else it gets the hose again
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was wondering when someone would pick that up
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-02-22 13:53:14 EST (#)
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or else it gets the hose again
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-02-22 13:19:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-02-22 13:01:39 EST (#)
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This was delightful.
R ear
haha
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-02-22 12:29:27 EST (#)
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What a tool. The nurse should have left a pot of steroid cream and watched as his gut melted away.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-02-22 12:22:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-22 11:55:31 EST (#)
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Now anytime I read hospital shenanigans I'm reminded of Scrubs.
My dad was an RN in the ER back when people could barely conceive of males in the profession. My mom earned her RN soon after. Dinner conversations in our house were at times vomit inducing for my sister and me.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-22 10:21:53 EST (#)
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Not a doctor of medicine that's for sure.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-22 10:18:29 EST (#)
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Maybe you will start dating a doctor!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-22 10:13:06 EST (#)
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I know what you mean, sometimes it just gets too silly. Usually when phyc patients end up roaming the halls naked apart from a bed pan on thier heads, making mooing noises at everyone they come across.
At the time you can't wait to get home to share your stoey of mirth, but then you remember that if that was your parent you wouldn't want someone laughing at them too hard down the pub and then you realise everyone would think you're making it up anyway.
Seems like you've come across Aseptics before then. It's not just me, they really are off thier heads!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-22 10:07:51 EST (#)
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Now see, I love it when other healthcare workers post their stories. Together, we shall gain credibility! Sometimes when I tell people my stories, they look at me like I'm lying.
LM, get used to people cramming stuff up their bums.
Oh, and...
"I'm currently in the Aseptic clean rooms and to be frank most of the people in there shouldn't be within a mile of the general public. The fumes and pressure does something funny to a person after a while. I thought path lab was bad for nutters and the mentally unsound (sorry FG) but this lot leave you uneasy about ever turning your back on them."
Hahahahaha! No need to say you're sorry. There's more than a little truth to that. ;)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-22 09:52:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*rubs eyes*
A little monster post?
AND a camwhore?
What next, a bickerstaff review?