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Submitted by coley (View user info) at 2009-05-13 04:56:59 EDT


a series nobody asked for.

PP #1: Oregon coast.

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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-05-14 06:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey you with the face!



Sup?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-14 01:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-13 17:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Purdy.


Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-05-13 17:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-13 16:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There's a difference between being dependent on your family and wanting to be near them. I am a 34 hour drive away from my family, and I miss them but I loooove it here.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-13 16:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-13 11:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd totally move to WA if it wasn't so far away from my family.
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you still rely on your family?

you are quite the independant woman.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-13 16:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If I wasn't so "special" and could make photo montages I'd show more of the coast. I've lived in Oregon for 8 years and every time I go to the beach I take a load of photos..I never want to get used to the beauty.

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-05-13 15:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cannon Beach in Oregon is awesome. At least for the three weeks a year that the weather is nice.

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-13 15:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oregon!
I lived in a mud hut in Takilma that had windows that rolled up and down with handles because they were recycled windows from old cars....
AND
The World Peace And Music Festival {harvest ball} still rocks on near Ashland. This festival is held on private land and ....excuse me while I close my eyes and ruminate the experience.
The wolf sanctuary is nearby and there were wolves attending the festival and all the growers were there to show off their latest crops. Music was good too!

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-13 11:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The West Coast is fucking insanely gorgeous.

I'd totally move to WA if it wasn't so far away from my family.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-05-13 11:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is that a big lizard or just sand?

Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Pretty

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Never been - yet - but it does look nice...almost, but not quite, as nice as the Hilton Head coast.

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't know why I said inbreeding.

LOL LOL LOL fuck I think I'm broken

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ohhh well EI I won't mention bad teeth and inbreeding.


Better? :)

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-05-13 14:42:13 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

great!
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BE NICE!

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

looks like the beach where I grew up..

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

great!

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Tuts im English, not American

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Which basically means he likes kidnapping children just for 'fun'

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Tuts im English, not American

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No one sweetie.

They started it.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hoo u callin illiterite tuts?


skeez

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I'd quite like to go to Australia one day. I have a cousin there. Apparently.

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Stop picking on my country muthafucks. I'm not mentioning sheep rooting (NZ) or illiteracy (US), you know why because I am an easy-going Aussie and at least I'm not cold.

God I'm touchy today. I might just go away.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Travelling between places in Australia was much like having bland smoke stained wallpaper shoved in front of my face

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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No not maybe I'm right and your wrong. Now eat your words......

I hope you get a nicer seat though. Airplane seats suck.

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you're australian and i'm a kiwi which makes you always wrong, silly.

Hell yea airplane seats suck;

Smelly aussie; You're kicking my seat

Toe: Sorry, was just putting the seat tray back up

20 SECONDS LATER.....

Smelly aussie: Stop kicking my seat!

Toe: I have no idea what you're going on about, I'm just reading my book

ONE MINUTE LATER

Smelly aussie: You're still kicking my seat!

Toe: Take your fucking pills motherfucker! i'm nowhere near your fucking seat!

Smelly aussie turns to the person next to him and says 'She's kicking my seat'. Then I got accusing glares from two complete strangers.

Not fair.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

duz what it sez on the tin.

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-13 19:45:15 WST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Pfft, the Queensland rainforest, anywhere down southern west Australia, up north during winter. Is all very alive, green, wet and pretty.

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Maybe. Whenever you fly over aussie it's dry. Just how it is.

Probably should eat my words though, it's fucking cold in NZ right now, and supposed to be flying to Brisbane in two weeks, And hopefully I can use my broken leg to get myself into a first class seat.
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No not maybe I'm right and your wrong. Now eat your words......

I hope you get a nicer seat though. Airplane seats suck.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Pfft, the Queensland rainforest, anywhere down southern west Australia, up north during winter. Is all very alive, green, wet and pretty.

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Maybe. Whenever you fly over aussie it's dry. Just how it is.

Probably should eat my words though, it's fucking cold in NZ right now, and supposed to be flying to Brisbane in two weeks, And hopefully I can use my broken leg to get myself into a first class seat.
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Isnt it always cold in NZ?

Fly to the US toe!, the wife and I will take you out for drinks

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Pfft, the Queensland rainforest, anywhere down southern west Australia, up north during winter. Is all very alive, green, wet and pretty.

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Maybe. Whenever you fly over aussie it's dry. Just how it is.

Probably should eat my words though, it's fucking cold in NZ right now, and supposed to be flying to Brisbane in two weeks, And hopefully I can use my broken leg to get myself into a first class seat.

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-13 17:47:10 WST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh yea me too, me too, totally have no puking photos. I'm ALL class.

Plus, there's no good photos from Australia, it's a wasteland. And dry. So very dry.
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Pfft, the Queensland rainforest, anywhere down southern west Australia, up north during winter. Is all very alive, green, wet and pretty.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Could be anywherre but it is a nice picture.
I can't wait for my holidays, I have two booked, one without kids! Hurray!

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz-mJed_bP0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 06:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

excellent!!. ive just realised i still have your email address, hurrah, hurrah!!

heh

*rubs hands*

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-13 06:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the two terms are virtually interchangeable!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 06:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ok companionship is the wrong word,


naked photos is what i meant

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 06:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i have a feeling you wont fall for my charming yet desperate attempts to gain your companionship :(




Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-13 06:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

GUILTY AS CHARGED!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 06:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heartless and fat/freaky toed

:(

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-13 06:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i can't be internet friends with internet friends

the two cancel themselves out

Submitted by paranoiadestroya (user info) at 2009-05-13 06:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 06:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:55:15 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

I deleted most internet people from fb. Thanks for making me reference a "social networking site" on a SERIOUS WRITERS FORUM!
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im just an internet person to you :(

THE SHAME



Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-13 05:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I deleted most internet people from fb. Thanks for making me reference a "social networking site" on a SERIOUS WRITERS FORUM!

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-13 05:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh yea me too, me too, totally have no puking photos. I'm ALL class.

Plus, there's no good photos from Australia, it's a wasteland. And dry. So very dry.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 05:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i thought you looked through all my photos on fb? its a seperate folder than my wrinky headed photos.

I could put them on here but I was going to do a voicewhore next, any ideas what i should read or quote or just say?

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-13 05:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't see your Aussie pics. Put them up!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 05:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

as you well know, i took a fair few photos when I was in Australia. I found the most popular one was either me tickling a kangeroo or me dressed as a gimp


hang on i didnt put that second one on...............forget that

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-13 05:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

agreed, toe. And those pics of me (not that they exist!) belong nowhere near uber.

EI: yes. Of course. I take a shatload of pictures and like to share them as well :)

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-13 05:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like pretty places. Ever noticed whenever you go away and people see your photos they don't really care for the 'magnificent view' photos. They pay more attention to the ones where you're puking off the side of the deck.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 05:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

only girls use the word pretty, not you



p.s you are obsessed with going on holiday, arent you


Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.

Pump Jockey:
It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump.

Homer: Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.

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