This picture is of greater value than this entire fucking website (1124 hits)
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Submitted by iddqd (View user info) at 2009-05-13 09:39:23 EDT
phallic has most definately seen this. probably most of you others who also are sad enough to browse /b/. i am utterly obsessed with it.
i hate. HATE. photography, but this is probably the most perfect example of photographic art i've ever seen. (yes im aware its been ps'ed) the image, the caption, all of it - it is genius.
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-05-18 04:03:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2009-05-16 14:26:06 EDT (#)
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Dude, you used to be cool.
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clearly youre thinking of someone else.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2009-05-16 14:26:06 EDT (#)
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Dude, you used to be cool.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-15 21:29:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-14 01:44:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-13 17:34:21 EDT (#)
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Rank this item:
I've seen better(-1)
Enter comment.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-05-13 17:19:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-05-13 15:07:30 EDT (#)
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you forgot rules 1&2!
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-05-13 14:03:15 EDT (#)
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as epic as that "great" first line
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-13 13:58:10 EDT (#)
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You HATE photography??????? With all the things available to hate...
WTF?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-13 12:36:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-13 12:05:47 EDT (#)
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Fuckin dope bruz!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-05-13 11:40:31 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha, fuckin sweet. I love 4chan
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-13 11:28:53 EDT (#)
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Ha!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-05-13 11:07:10 EDT (#)
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This would be the greatest picture ever if you were only on this earth long enough to see this picture and a picture of a crayon.
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/08/06/nyregion/06kiss.2_span.jpg
Maybe if I put a "Yes" on it you would appreciate it more.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-13 11:03:57 EDT (#)
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I agree with all of the above and below.
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:57:44 EDT (#)
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That is an awesome picture. Not sure about the valuation, however.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:49:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-05-13 22:37:46 WST (#)
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hey that wasnt parenting advice, it was me being nice. its about all i can manage.
the reason i say it is because im from about as disadvantaged a background an australian can have, that isnt aboriginal, and im mostly ok because my mum read to me every damn night; which is to say, one of the best things parents can do - from any background - is to read books with their kids.
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Sorry.
Just some idiots on here think that because you post, they get to comment on what you should be as a parent. When none have kids or want kids, it's just stupid. At least I've done it, no excuses, no fear and I still have a life.
My mum was single until I was six and I have to agree, the reading helps. Not only that but it's a nice way to feel close. Knowing my life with only one biological parent I would never leave my kids dad, or at least I would try my hardest to keep us together.
This is getting rather serious... So what's life like now anyway?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:48:03 EDT (#)
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4chan hasnt gone down, b and one other board have been down, but b is back up. its a ddos attack, whatever scriptkid is doing it will get bored soon enough and it'll stop.
Submitted by bromide (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:39:27 EDT (#)
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/b/ has been down for ages, 4chan's on it's ass or so I hear.
Proof skateboarding attracts the birds, hooray.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:37:46 EDT (#)
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hey that wasnt parenting advice, it was me being nice. its about all i can manage.
the reason i say it is because im from about as disadvantaged a background an australian can have, that isnt aboriginal, and im mostly ok because my mum read to me every damn night; which is to say, one of the best things parents can do - from any background - is to read books with their kids.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:32:59 EDT (#)
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What's with the parenting advice?
Look I've got my shit together now. I know that maybe before I didn't but now my household runs smooth, they get read to, they don't watch too much television, they eat three homemade meals a day, I'm at uni four days a week and instead of being at daycare for those four days, my mum has them.
Now you know my life and my kids are fine.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:27:02 EDT (#)
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make sure you read to them every night. it is one of the most important things parents can do.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:25:26 EDT (#)
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Yup, chemical spaying I chew on a pill every-night. They are lovely looking and smart little people though the world could do with more of them.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:22:08 EDT (#)
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ah, i get it.
youve got a couple kids (yeah?). you could probably do with spaying also.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:17:08 EDT (#)
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umm no spraying as in with a spray bottle. It's what we do when our boy dog gets our girl dog. ;)
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:12:59 EDT (#)
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aussies th
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:12:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:08:10 EDT (#)
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the word youre looking for is 'spaying'.
its not your fault, WA is a fair bit behind us new-fangled east-coast folk.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:06:05 EDT (#)
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I need spraying like a horny dog.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:05:55 EDT (#)
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my favourite python sketch is the one where NO-ONE, EVER repeats it. they just think to themselves 'fuck that was funny' and if they want to revisit, the watch the actual comedians do it themselves.
being a wet blanket is tops. especially when you get to stifle one of the key social faux pas: repeating python skteches.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:03:45 EDT (#)
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Omg, FJ that is my favourite Monty Python sketch.......
*humps you*
In a masculine non-ghey type way
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-13 10:01:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 14:56:14 BST (#)
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Omg, FJ that is my favourite Monty Python sketch.......
*humps you*
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I love it too.
Down, girl.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:57:50 EDT (#)
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No, it's not.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:57:13 EDT (#)
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As for the bird id, you know I love you but......
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:56:14 EDT (#)
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Omg, FJ that is my favourite Monty Python sketch.......
*humps you*
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:54:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:46:16 EDT (#)
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Do you think this would be something you would show to your real friends? Or was it something that you thought 'hey internet people will like this, grouse'
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i emailed this around last friday to my workday-stiff mates. fuck internet geekiness, this picture is fucking amazing.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:51:50 EDT (#)
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DO NOT WANT!
dude I'm running out of 4chan mems here.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:48:57 EDT (#)
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Oh, it certainly made my jocular itch, but c'mon; it's just a lolbird.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:46:16 EDT (#)
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Do you think this would be something you would show to your real friends? Or was it something that you thought 'hey internet people will like this, grouse'
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:45:09 EDT (#)
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what the hell is /b/
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:43:56 EDT (#)
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The Pet Shoppe
A customer enters a pet shop.
Customer: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The owner does not respond.)
C: 'Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
C: <pause> I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
O: We're closin' for lunch.
C: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I
purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
O: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
C: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's
wrong with it!
O: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
C: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking
at one right now.
O: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the
Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
C: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
O: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
C: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up!
(shouting at the cage)
'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for
you if you show...(owner hits the cage)
O: There, he moved!
C: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!
O: I never!!
C: Yes, you did!
O: I never, never did anything...
C: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!!
Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm
call!
(Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter.
Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
C: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
O: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
C: STUNNED?!?
O: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues
stun easily, major.
C: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this.
That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf
an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due
to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
O: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
C: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why
did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
O: The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin' on it's back! Remarkable bird,
id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!
C: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home,
and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch
in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
(pause)
O: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down,
it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak,
and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!
C: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million
volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
O: No no! 'E's pining!
C: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has
ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff!
Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the
perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now
'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled
off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin'
choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
(pause)
O: Well, I'd better replace it, then.
(he takes a quick peek behind the counter)
O: Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh,
we're right out of parrots.
C: I see. I see, I get the picture.
O: <pause> I got a slug.
(pause)
C: (sweet as sugar) Pray, does it talk?
O: Nnnnot really.
C: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?
O: Look, if you go to my brother's pet shop in Bolton, he'll replace
the parrot for you.
C: Bolton, eh? Very well.
The customer leaves.
The customer enters the same pet shop. The owner is putting on a false
moustache.
C: This is Bolton, is it?
O: (with a fake mustache) No, it's Ipswitch.
C: (looking at the camera) That's inter-city rail for you.
The customer goes to the train station.
He addresses a man standing behind a desk marked "Complaints".
C: I wish to complain, British-Railways Person.
Attendant: I DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS JOB, YOU KNOW!!!
C: I beg your pardon...?
A: I'm a qualified brain surgeon! I only do this job because I like
being my own boss!
C: Excuse me, this is irrelevant, isn't it?
A: Yeah, well it's not easy to pad these python files out to 200 lines,
you know.
C: Well, I wish to complain. I got on the Bolton train and found myself
deposited here in Ipswitch.
A: No, this is Bolton.
C: (to the camera) The pet shop man's brother was lying!!
A: Can't blame British Rail for that.
C: In that case, I shall return to the pet shop!
He does.
C: I understand this IS Bolton.
O: (still with the fake mustache) Yes?
C: You told me it was Ipswitch!
O: ...It was a pun.
C: (pause) A PUN?!?
O: No, no...not a pun...What's that thing that spells the same backwards
as forwards?
C: (Long pause) A palindrome...?
O: Yeah, that's it!
C: It's not a palindrome! The palindrome of "Bolton" would be "Notlob"!!
It don't work!!
O: Well, what do you want?
C: I'm not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think
this is getting too silly!
Sergeant-Major: Quite agree, quite agree, too silly, far too silly...
etc, etc.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:42:44 EDT (#)
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DELICIOUS CAEK!!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:41:29 EDT (#)
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say waht you will, that picture fucking rules.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-13 09:40:59 EDT (#)
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