Head to Head - Mystiamoon and Orphelia (USA vs UK) Who is the biggest freak? YOU decide! (1905 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.17 on 141 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-05-15 09:04:50 EDT
Whilst discussing on another post entirely who we'd like to be 'special friends' with that wasn't the excepted 'norm' of Brad Pitt etc Mystia decided we'd have a freak off.
She had the nerve to accuse us Brit's of being odd but I said I bet her choices were just as 'unusual'.
So look below and cast your vote.
The most freakiest will get a picture of FJ's man meat outline.*
*unconfirmed prize, we hold the right to change prize to a prize of similar value at any time.
Judge's decision is final. The judge is FALLEN - his name is in the CAPS.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-20 12:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-20 09:34:56 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
looks like TPT
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yep, I figured you Brits would get it quickly - Americans would have no idea.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-19 08:29:45 EDT (#)
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You have mail
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-05-18 14:38:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-18 08:31:28 EDT (#)
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I'll get onto FJ about the pic.
Though he has shown me worse.
in the shower.
:)
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-18 08:11:52 EDT (#)
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Well, I spent a lot of time over the weekend mulling this over
(not really)
and after review of the evidence, virtue of my all CAPS username, and the boob pics e-mailed to me.
I hereby proclaim the biggest Uberfreak to be............................
Orphelia.
Any woman that would get horizontal with Boba, rabbits, and/or Muppets, is a true freak.
That and the Mouth of Sauron just skeeved me out.
Blarghhhh!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-05-18 01:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:01:48 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tim Curry x 2 = win
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-17 22:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111524
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-05-17 16:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-17 09:56:12 EDT (#)
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haha no i was still drunk and trying to get attention
I just left a message for you on robs post
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-17 09:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you really leaving, skeez?
Hell, you and our little morning posse is the only reason I come back here. :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-17 01:00:01 EDT (#)
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it's alright sphaggy baby, I reached over 100k hits so it's farewell from me bitches
see you on the other side
*roger, out*
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-05-16 19:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish Ubersite was the only interesting thing in my life too...
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-16 15:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done! This post had me pondering and peering for a loong time.
heh
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-05-16 06:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-15 17:03:47 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought HBTS was dead?
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Malicious rumour. That hopeless faggot EI has nothing to do with this account either.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-16 05:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am a sucker for a guy in a uniform with a gun.
I won't date anyone who has less than 10 confirmed kills.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-16 04:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if you want a geek you have to speak geek.
i have always been a sci-fi geek, i can't help it.
I love Star Wars and all the rest.
The sound of light sabers will make me instantly drop my pants!
true story
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-16 03:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am waaay too hot and sexy to know of such things - do you think the playboy mansion bunnies know that? Exactly. However I don't mind if some geeky man cares to explain it all to me, geeks are sexy and him explaining it all would turn me on. And in return I would take his, apparent, virginity.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-16 02:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i was going to call out the expanded universe stuff too but i didnt want to be the first to expose my geekiness.
the audio books are awesome, they have music and sound effects, i listen to them while cleaning and stuff.
Thrawn is still the best EU character...
all i'm saying.
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-05-16 01:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who would win, Agent Smith or *Terminator ?
*the latest model
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-15 23:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-16 01:29:59 WST (#)
Ranking: 2
magwa ftw!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SoeDAPj6gg (6:52)
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MMm Daniel Day Lewis in anything, the name of the father with the hot irish accent, I even like him as Bill the Butcher.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-05-15 22:51:06 EDT (#)
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I can't even begin to take this seriously until you list at least one female.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-15 21:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-15 18:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Interesting to know that eyebrow quirk of his is real.
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Very real..mmmm..
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-05-15 18:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like them all..
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-15 18:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-15 15:27:28 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No girls excited that I met Alan Rickman???
Forensic?
Umm..
Even though I made an utter twat of myself?
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I am. I'd probably make an utter twat out myself too if I found myself in Alan Rickman's presence.
I'd also probably have an attempted sexual assault record as well after I attempted to suction his face off.
Interesting to know that eyebrow quirk of his is real.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-15 18:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
While they did get progressively better, I still consider Episode III a laughably awful smelly shitpile. I hope I can go the rest of my life without ever having to see it again, which shows how I feel about I and II. Just cringingly embarrassing. Every second of it. Obi-Wan Kenobi riding a fucking cartoon for 2/3 of the movie and... fuck I'm just gonna stop before I get worked up.
The terminator movie looks kinda good but it's directed by fucking McG. The Charlie's Angels director. What a buzzkill.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-05-15 18:05:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Extended Universe does too count! My understanding is George Lucas personally approves all story ideas.
But like most fans, I'm selective in what i count and don't count and like and don't like.
For example: Episodes I-III = shit (although progressively less shitty as the went on, but shit nonetheless)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-15 17:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD33JomKQB0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-15 17:56:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-15 17:49:54 EDT (#)
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HAHA
I thought the same thing when I read that and figured there was no point in explaining that.
Thats awesome.
I keep hoping Lucas will set aside his giant ego and hire a good writer and director to explore the bounty hunting side of the Star Wars universe. That would be incredible.
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oh god, please no.
enough reboots already. there's way too many sequels around nowadays.
except for the upcoming Terminator movies! :-D
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-15 17:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-05-15 17:30:50 EDT (#)
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I only read until Boba Fett, because you said his death was total shite.
I assume you are referring to him being swallowed by the Sarlac, HOWEVER that does not kill him. he does not die. He blasts his way out and lives for like 20 more years at least, during which he teams up briefly with Dengar, has a few more encounters with Han Solo, captures the Butcher of Montellian Serat, and has ships numbering up to the Slave IV.
So clearly you don't know what you're talking about.
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HAHA
I thought the same thing when I read that and figured there was no point in explaining that.
Thats awesome.
I keep hoping Lucas will set aside his giant ego and hire a good writer and director to explore the bounty hunting side of the Star Wars universe. That would be incredible.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-15 17:40:06 EDT (#)
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Expanded universe or whatever the fuck.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-15 17:39:05 EDT (#)
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NERD ALERT. Cue Conan O'Brien nerd voice: Extended Universe doesn't count, CATAL! Fett's fate was changed by some pimpled Lucas loving SW novel writer who knew no one would argue bringing Boba Fett back from the dead.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-05-15 17:30:50 EDT (#)
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I only read until Boba Fett, because you said his death was total shite.
I assume you are referring to him being swallowed by the Sarlac, HOWEVER that does not kill him. he does not die. He blasts his way out and lives for like 20 more years at least, during which he teams up briefly with Dengar, has a few more encounters with Han Solo, captures the Butcher of Montellian Serat, and has ships numbering up to the Slave IV.
So clearly you don't know what you're talking about.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-15 16:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-15 13:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I notice a pattern in most heated:
1. Multiple Orgasms (141 heat) (picture has boobs)
2. Head to Head - Mystiamoon ... (67 heat) (poster has boobs)
3. Things that scare the Hell... (63 heat) (poster has boobs)
4. Poem: The End (60 heat) (argument)
5. Age bandwagon post. (53 heat) (poster has boobs)
6. More Things That Scare The... (38 heat) (poster has boobs)
7. Fun With Over-The-Counter ... (38 heat) (poster has boobs)
8. Crabs, Crotches and Dirty ... (34 heat) (poster has boobs)
9. Breaking News - Celebrity ... (32 heat) (poster is a boob)
10. Another "getting old" post (29 heat) (poster has boobs)
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-15 16:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No girls excited that I met Alan Rickman???
Forensic?
Umm..
Even though I made an utter twat of myself?
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-05-15 16:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-05-15 16:14:03 EDT (#)
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" that wasn't the excepted 'norm' of Brad Pitt"
It's "expected" you dyslexic bitch.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-15 15:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 13:11:59 EDT (#)
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I appreciate your curves and freckles, sgt!
:)
Now i am outta here. i gotta walk in the rain and as I found out earlier my white dress goes see thru when wet.
Just ask FJ, he has the pics.
FALLEN i expect results in my box no later than midnight sunday.
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are "results" brit slang for penis?
**goes to google Brit+Penis+Slang+Terms"**
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-15 13:42:53 EDT (#)
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And coincidentally this marks the 118th consecutive week a post involving Kermit the Frog has been on Most Heated.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-15 13:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(poster has boobs)
Allegedly
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-15 13:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-15 13:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I notice a pattern in most heated:
1. Multiple Orgasms (141 heat) (picture has boobs)
2. Head to Head - Mystiamoon ... (67 heat) (poster has boobs)
3. Things that scare the Hell... (63 heat) (poster has boobs)
4. Poem: The End (60 heat) (argument)
5. Age bandwagon post. (53 heat) (poster has boobs)
6. More Things That Scare The... (38 heat) (poster has boobs)
7. Fun With Over-The-Counter ... (38 heat) (poster has boobs)
8. Crabs, Crotches and Dirty ... (34 heat) (poster has boobs)
9. Breaking News - Celebrity ... (32 heat) (kermit)
10. Another "getting old" post (29 heat) (poster has boobs)
JUS SAYIN'
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-15 13:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
100
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-15 13:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking LOVE that scene.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-15 13:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
magwa ftw!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SoeDAPj6gg (6:52)
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-15 13:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're dead
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 13:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I appreciate your curves and freckles, sgt!
:)
Now i am outta here. i gotta walk in the rain and as I found out earlier my white dress goes see thru when wet.
Just ask FJ, he has the pics.
FALLEN i expect results in my box no later than midnight sunday.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-15 13:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 13:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Spam. Mystia secretly lurves him.
:)
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Oh...
That wasnt the answer I was going for but...alright.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 13:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-15 18:04:34 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-15 12:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Santa Claus guys i find hot but not bizarre
Silent Bob
Uncle Buck
Tommyboy
just to name a few
And i used the character names because it's the character personalities that I find sexy
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Wow, who has two thumbs and is JUST LIKE those guys...
go ahead, take a guess...
I'll wait...
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Spam. Mystia secretly lurves him.
:)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-15 13:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-15 12:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Santa Claus guys i find hot but not bizarre
Silent Bob
Uncle Buck
Tommyboy
just to name a few
And i used the character names because it's the character personalities that I find sexy
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Wow, who has two thumbs and is JUST LIKE those guys...
go ahead, take a guess...
I'll wait...
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-05-15 13:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tim Curry x 2 = win
Add in a dash of Alan Rickman for QUADRUPLE the win!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-05-15 13:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-15 13:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know Tom Cruise is a loon, but this is hot,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17G4bd_RWx8
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-15 12:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*smiley face*
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-15 12:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
twat.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-05-15 12:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
KALI! KALI-MA!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-15 12:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Santa Claus guys i find hot but not bizarre
Silent Bob
Uncle Buck
Tommyboy
just to name a few
And i used the character names because it's the character personalities that I find sexy
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-05-15 12:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehehehe....
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-15 12:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BIGWIG!!!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 12:21:40 EDT (#)
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i love a big guy, tall, with a beautiful face and massive smile
*laughs to herself*
i once made a totally inappropriate gesture at a santa in his grotto when i took my two kids once (when i had two) but that is a whole other post
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-15 12:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy slut? :)
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-15 12:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-15 12:15:50 EDT (#)
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I first learnt about child molesters watching that movie when I was ten. When the Uncle Diddly in the bathroom get him to touch his willy, turned into a two hour lecture on my "special places."
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-15 12:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Skrap I love that movie. Hugo Weaving rocks but is only sexy as Agent Smith.
Alton Brown was on my list but he got left off and pee-wee and max aren't dark guys.
I find much tamer and cuddly things hot too but this was meant to be a list of the most bizarre not anything I find hot.
And orphy was a bit rushed getting hers together to get the post up, I dunno if that affected her choices or not. I had these pics set aside for awhile , so i had more time to really find the weird for my half, lol
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-15 12:13:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-15 17:10:37 BST (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-15 12:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Has anybody else noticed that Orphelias list of strange attractions is chock full of fun-looking jolly santa-clause types, yet Mystia's all kind of look a bit twisted and Macabre?
I'm not saying its a reflection on their respective psyche's or anything but...
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and what the fuck is wrong with a fun-looking jolly santa claus type!?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/121932
NOTHING thats what...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Walk away.
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Nothing at all dude, I totally look like Santa claus before he got the job and went gray. I was just pointing it out.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-15 12:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-15 12:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Has anybody else noticed that Orphelias list of strange attractions is chock full of fun-looking jolly santa-clause types, yet Mystia's all kind of look a bit twisted and Macabre?
I'm not saying its a reflection on their respective psyche's or anything but...
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and what the fuck is wrong with a fun-looking jolly santa claus type!?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/121932
NOTHING thats what...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Walk away...
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-15 12:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Has anybody else noticed that Orphelias list of strange attractions is chock full of fun-looking jolly santa-clause types, yet Mystia's all kind of look a bit twisted and Macabre?
I'm not saying its a reflection on their respective psyche's or anything but...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 12:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ei took over Hurtys account, god rest his AIDS ridden soul
that was an awful way to go
I mean the sausage factory was TOTALLY to blame
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-15 12:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DJC-ECU8IE
Agent Smith, but different.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-15 12:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought HBTS was dead?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 11:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-05-15 16:46:47 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Gayfest.
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it made you all hard and hot in your special place didn't it?
:)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-05-15 11:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gayfest.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-05-15 11:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I think you all already know how I feel about Bigwig, I agree with both you gals, except for Peewee Herman on Mystias and the random old english guy on Orphys, so I don't know who to vote for. Glad I logged in b4 bed.
Severus is sooo hot, I have a thing for old guys though.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-15 11:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-15 11:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is gonna be like 50 pictures of Caul, Orgasmatron and FJ
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shorter - just Orgasmatron.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2009-05-15 11:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The hit whoring on the post is so thick you can get crabs from just reading it.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-15 11:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it would be a short post
Me.
done
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-15 11:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 11:08:30 EDT (#)
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Ok mystia the next one we do we stick to the original idea - male uberers we like but know we shouldn't
ie me and frank
goes on your account
:)
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this is gonna be like 50 pictures of Caul, Orgasmatron and FJ
Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-05-15 11:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 rating the poster, Pictures are too small for me to see on the Blackberry.
Sidebar: I would, however seriously consider going gay for Alan Rickman. I'd kill to have his voice!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-15 11:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
psh im not ready to admit i find any of these dudes cute yet..
i need more time to ponder my feelings on the subject.
plus i only sent you 15 pictures
your list of uber men would be like 50 or more
would take me till 2010 to get it done :D
<3
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 11:08:30 EDT (#)
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Ok mystia the next one we do we stick to the original idea - male uberers we like but know we shouldn't
ie me and frank
goes on your account
:)
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-15 11:01:19 EDT (#)
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it really is US vs UK because I dont know who half of hers are..haha
omg you have famous people and movies over there too??? who knew!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have mail ;)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, be a good girl.
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how many times do I have to tell you FJ...
IM A GUY, not a very manly one but a man nonetheless.
wait....OHHHHHH
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Judging by only the above, mystia is by far the bigger freak. Panthro, The Man From Del Monte, John Sergeant, orph? Just way too obvious. It's like asking someone what their favorite flavor of ice cream or species of cacti are. Chocolate Chip-Cookie Dough and Calymmanthium duh!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was posted under "Romance", too:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111636
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, be a good girl.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwwwwwwwww
ok I'll wait then.
I am just going to set up a goddamn cot at work and sleep here tonight.
I am never leaving today.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hun i gave you full credit for assembly and work.
i only said it was my concept and that i sent you my half
go back and read what i said
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn the rules Orphelia, OR you could send it to me and I'll post it for you
that shitty post I did yesterday doesnt have to be on the front page anymore.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:45:08 EDT (#)
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obviously though i will be a good girl and wait for fj to post it.
(before you text me)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:43:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-15 15:38:15 BST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:36:41 EDT (#)
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You're sure it won't make me the butt of everyone's jokes?
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I WANNA SEE WHAT ALL THIS FUSS IS ABOUT
but I cant Uber on the weekends really, someone e-mail me
I dont wanna be left out of the loop!!
I wanna be in the loop so badly!!
*weeps*
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Stop crying hot stuff, he will post it next week.
Oh god, it is too cool.
I wanna post it NOW though.
:(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:40:07 EDT (#)
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Mystia it was a pleasure a good idea but my choices are mine i'd like to make that clear and whilst the idea -or concept as you say is yours- the execution which took hours is mine.
So i'd say was an equal effort.
Although i think you will win.
:)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:38:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:36:41 EDT (#)
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You're sure it won't make me the butt of everyone's jokes?
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I WANNA SEE WHAT ALL THIS FUSS IS ABOUT
but I cant Uber on the weekends really, someone e-mail me
I dont wanna be left out of the loop!!
I wanna be in the loop so badly!!
*weeps*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:38:01 EDT (#)
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I hope it's clean.
*uses zoom*
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:37:36 EDT (#)
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ty a million times for doing this for me
I owe you one, lady!
<3
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:36:41 EDT (#)
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You're sure it won't make me the butt of everyone's jokes?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:34:18 EDT (#)
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ok ok but hell that is AWESOME
(do not post a bunch of cocks...)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:30:24 EDT (#)
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Hey, don't be so impatient. I'm going home in an hour for the weekend, and I've already posted today, and just hold your horses, woman!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:29:00 EDT (#)
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Hey rorrim!
FJ - IF YOU DO NOT POST THAT CAMWHORE NOW I WILL POST IT ON MY ACCOUNT NOW THAT IS THE STUFF LEGENDS ARE MADE FROM AND OH MY GOD DO IT
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:27:50 EDT (#)
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Do you ever fantasize about being the bride of Satan? Yeah, me neither.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:23:43 EDT (#)
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this smells like an Ubercatfight...
Bullshitlink : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlP5ekdGwik
Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:20:13 EDT (#)
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Del Monte
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-15 10:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
From Mystias List:
Edward Scissorhands - not that I particularly like Johnny Depp but he's cute in this
Agent Smith - cool
Darth Vador - because I like powerful men
Dracula - partly because I have a crush on Gary Oldman
Severus Snape - only because I have a serious crush on Alan Rickman. Although I prefer him in Truly Madly Deeply. Incidentally, I met him at the premiere of Robin Hood, as my acting tutor at the time was in the show. I said hello to him in a voice that sounded like I'd been on the helium. Dogs were howling outside. He raised an eyebrow and replied hello politely and I never saw him again *sob* (true story that.)
From Orphelias List:
Blackadder - because he is so, so clever
Mola Ram - the power thing again
Frankenfurter - totally cool. Although, after being married and divorced to a cross dresser - it's not so cool men in stockings until you have to live with it.
To sum up:
I have closer taste in men to Mystia.
Orphelia is the most freaky with taste in men.
Going by my agreements, I'm a bit of a freak too.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:57:23 EDT (#)
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your title makes them think there will be nude pics of us in here with various power tools and farm animals.
I would find a way to +3 that
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:51:32 EDT (#)
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Power tools mystia?
I assume we aint talkin bout no circular saw huh?
freaks da both of ya
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:49:12 EDT (#)
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I told you to title this something like...
Orph and mystia confess bizarre attractions..
your title makes them think there will be nude pics of us in here with various power tools and farm animals.
hahahaha
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:46:19 EDT (#)
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Plo-Koon
JEDI
also good guy
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:45:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-15 14:35:54 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lots of effort- which I will give you credit for - but unfortunately, nothing funny here.
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Clearly posted under romance, shlong, no funny here.
Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:44:32 EDT (#)
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i would say mystia......
but thats because im secretly trying to get into orphelia's pants......
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:40:18 EDT (#)
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actually snape is a good guy too, just not very friendly...match made in heaven.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:39:54 EDT (#)
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orphelia's hot for muppets.
Muppets!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:37:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-15 08:36:21 CDT (#)
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Orphelias are kinda cute and cuddly, mystia, you seem to be turned on by the kind of people that would wrap you in a blanket and throw you in the trunk of their car...
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I was thinking that as well.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:37:32 EDT (#)
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not always.
pee-wee
alton brown
edward scissorhands
silver surfer
all GOOD GUYS!!!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my vote for freakiest goes to...
MYSTIAMOON
Orphelias are kinda cute and cuddly, mystia, you seem to be turned on by the kind of people that would wrap you in a blanket and throw you in the trunk of their car...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:35:54 EDT (#)
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Lots of effort- which I will give you credit for - but unfortunately, nothing funny here.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:35:47 EDT (#)
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103129/
Where the freakiness began.
haha Fg you are such a fan of him it's cute.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:34:38 EDT (#)
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Oh by BK you mean burger king post.
durh
that makes it easier
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:34:11 EDT (#)
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FALLEN you decide you are in charge as the oldest here.
Teehee.
Mystia, link the post I couldn't find it!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:32:09 EDT (#)
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so do I have to add up votes (which no one is doing)?
do I tie break if it comes down to it?
or do I pick who is freakier?
after reviewing the choices, I have never wanted a three-way more than right now.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:31:27 EDT (#)
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What kind of a weirdo talks about fucking bunnies.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:31:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 08:26:15 CDT (#)
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FG http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103129/
it will even melt your icy heart :)
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I think I've seen just about everything he's been in.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:30:15 EDT (#)
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this all strted when they went on for an hour about bunny fucking on my BK King post.
It got me thinking about what weird things I get turned on by
and alas a post was born.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:27:43 EDT (#)
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um..... wow
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:26:15 EDT (#)
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FG http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103129/
it will even melt your icy heart :)
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:22:19 EDT (#)
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Freakheat.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:22:02 EDT (#)
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I loved him in Sense and Sensibility.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:20:51 EDT (#)
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alan rickman in die hard is hot
in love actually i hate him
i have never seen harry potter
ever
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:19:35 EDT (#)
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I shall now torture myself by listening to Youtube videos of Alan Rickman all day.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:17:41 EDT (#)
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I'm with you on the Alan Rickman/Severus Snape one. EI was horrified and repulsed when I explained to him that Alan Rickman did funny things to my nether region.
"He's an old man!" EI said.
I then tried explain how it didn't fucking matter because that voice of his can be really goddamned sexy. Jeremy Irons has one as well.
"Another old man! There is a name for women like you!"
To reassure myself, I checked the internet and found there are indeed women like me who are convinced that Alan Rickman could make them cum by only reading the phone book to them.
I refuse to apologise for this, EI.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:16:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 14:12:52 BST (#)
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i still have the shower one FJ!!
IT'S MY SCREEN SAVER
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I am much bigger now, I've been jelqing.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:15:56 EDT (#)
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what have you two gotten me into?
I'm going to look now, so last chance to send boob pixs to sway my decision.
fallen.uber AT gmail.com
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:15:38 EDT (#)
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i think you have the evil edge, mystia, i just like animals it seems
:(
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:14:19 EDT (#)
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WOOOOOOOOOOO
ty so much for putting it all together , lovies!
you left off Alton Brown, Food Geek Crush from my list but it's still awesome.
Is it just me or is my list a bit....darker?
hahahahaha
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:12:52 EDT (#)
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i still have the shower one FJ!!
IT'S MY SCREEN SAVER
hey sgt, cast your vote!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:11:51 EDT (#)
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Nah, people think I'm weird enough without having pictures of god-knows-what on my screen.
I thought you wanted that crotch-shot for your private collection, hussy?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:09:55 EDT (#)
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oh fj i forgot!!!
oh can't you sneak a peek during break?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:09:48 EDT (#)
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Oh, and with BOTH of your names in the title, this post will get INSANE heat.
Im getting out my hot dogs now.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:09:00 EDT (#)
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big thanks to mystia who without her input and coming up with the idea in the first place, this post would never exist!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:08:52 EDT (#)
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I think you both need a therapist right quick.
Freaks.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:07:52 EDT (#)
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I couldn't look at this :o(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-15 09:06:12 EDT (#)
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what is wrong with bunny sex, exactly?