I know you've missed this (2011 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.32 on 53 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2009-05-24 14:13:45 EDT
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-23 00:30:17 EDT (#)
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you look like hidden101's ugly brother
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( in reference to the comment here- http://www.ubersite.com/m/122295 )
i'm going to assume he was implying that i am the good-looking one. here's your confirmation of that fact.
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Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-10-05 17:15:05 EDT (#)
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We've been over this. You look like George Michael's younger, gheyer brother. Are you what happened to WHAM!?
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2009-10-05 17:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Id do ya. Right in the pooper.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-29 13:50:59 EDT (#)
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I think I was a dick to you for no reason this one time.
My bad.
Submitted by chitowngirl (user info) at 2009-06-06 01:23:43 EDT (#)
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Jerry: I'll have the salmon.
Waiter: And you?
Bania: Ahh, you know what I think. I'm just going to have soup. Yeah, I'll save the meal for another time.
Jerry: Another time? What other time?
Bania: I had a hot dog earlier. I'm not that hungry.
Jerry: No, no, Bania, no. This is the dinner. The soup counts.
Bania: Soup's not a meal. You're supposed to buy me a meal.
Jerry: I'm not stopping you from eating. Go ahead and eat. Get anything you want.
Bania: I don't want anything but soup.
Jerry: Then that's the meal.
Bania: But I had the hot dog.
Jerry: I didn't tell you to have a hot dog. Who told you to have a hot dog?
Bania: Hey, I give you a brand-new Armani suit, and you won't even buy me a meal?
Jerry: All right, fine. Get the soup!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-05-28 16:29:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-28 06:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like Lebowski John Goodman
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Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-28 13:55:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-05-28 13:37:54 EDT (#)
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I don't think this is a stretch, you fat faced mother fucker: http://drrockshow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/walter.jpg
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lol, jaypeg made a funny
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-05-28 13:37:54 EDT (#)
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I don't think this is a stretch, you fat faced mother fucker: http://drrockshow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/walter.jpg
On the suit note. I have an Express suit that is ~$6-800 that doesn't look nearly as cheap as that one :) I kid. Their suits are nice.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-28 11:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Missed you stud muffin
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-28 10:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FJ stop being SUCH a dork and talking smack about Hidden's suit. Express makes nice clothing that, if taken care of well enough, can last AND look sharp.
I think it's a good looking suit.
Love the specs.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-05-28 10:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like my brother in this picture.
He's good looking and gets along well with the ladies so good for you.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-28 07:57:01 EDT (#)
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Beard suits you.. lovely.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-05-28 07:49:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-28 04:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome-looking beard.
Cheap-looking suit.
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i think it's the lighting. it's a nice looking suit in person. come on, it's me. do you really think i'd wear something that wasn't completely awesome?
ok, it was one of those $600 suits from Express. it's a business suit. i'm actually practical when it comes to clothes i wear to work. i very rarely have to hob-nob with generals and congressmen and other government officials. and a lot of times when i do, it's in a less formal setting anyway.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-05-28 06:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like Lebowski John Goodman
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-05-28 04:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome-looking beard.
Cheap-looking suit.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-28 01:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well that was a lovely exchange I could have gone my whole life without reading
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-05-27 23:19:07 EDT (#)
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stay away from me with that! the last time we had sex during one of your yeast infections, i got it on my dick and i thought it was going to fall off! luckily the penis cream cleared it right up, but man was it scary.
well, at least you're one of those girls that will give blowjobs until it clears up. i always liked that about you.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-05-27 21:51:03 EDT (#)
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Tom Cruise! I loved you in that movie where you uncovered the biggest lumberjack conspiracy in history on behalf of the CIA.
I would masturbate, but unfortunately the mother of all yeast infections has eroded the delicate skin of my hoo-ha and caused a boogery discharge. Is that sexy or what?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-27 08:02:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-05-26 23:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Solid camwhore. There were no doubt some wet panties on ubersite today.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-05-26 22:35:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2009-05-26 22:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Perfect example teh $99.00 off the rack suits arent worth the money
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well, it was a choice between the one i'm wearing in the picture or this one-
http://www.ugo.com/dvd/hip-to-be-square/images/napoleon-dynamite.jpg
i picked the cheaper one because i'm on a budget.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-26 22:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2009-05-26 22:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Perfect example teh $99.00 off the rack suits arent worth the money
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OMG I SPEND $100,000,000 ON SQUARES OF FABRIC TO COVER MAH BODY SO I AM A BETTER PERSON.
Fashion faggots need to be shot out of a cannon into a spike made of AIDS.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2009-05-26 22:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Perfect example teh $99.00 off the rack suits arent worth the money
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-05-26 21:46:58 EDT (#)
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Hi:)
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2009-05-26 21:35:40 EDT (#)
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you got old.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-05-26 17:55:33 EDT (#)
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auto
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-05-26 17:41:14 EDT (#)
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all the girls ask me that!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-05-26 15:50:41 EDT (#)
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TAKE ME FOR A RIDE IN YOUR AWESOME CAR WITH ANIMAL SKIN SEATS
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-05-26 14:37:39 EDT (#)
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Nah. Not really.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-05-26 11:34:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-26 06:42:08 EDT (#)
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You look like a redneck.
you know, one of those rednecks from a tiny village whose really dumb and his main job of the day is going out to chop hay. Taking his red chequered shirt off because the sun is just too, too hot , whilst lisa the milkmaid hides behind the old oak tree touching herself with a long strand of grass.
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i have no idea what to make of any of that, but thinking about "lisa the milkmaid" touching herself with a long strand of grass caused me to masturbate furiously.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-05-26 11:00:50 EDT (#)
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+2 Hidden
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-26 10:28:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-26 01:22:53 EDT (#)
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Why isn't this most heated?
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because now, more than ever before, uber is populated by vile wretches and drooling imbeciles.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-05-26 08:08:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2009-05-24 17:35:01 EDT (#)
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an avalanche of semen just rumbled down mount urethra
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Ahahahahaha
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-26 06:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like a redneck.
you know, one of those rednecks from a tiny village whose really dumb and his main job of the day is going out to chop hay. Taking his red chequered shirt off because the sun is just too, too hot , whilst lisa the milkmaid hides behind the old oak tree touching herself with a long strand of grass.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-26 01:22:53 EDT (#)
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Why isn't this most heated?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-05-26 00:12:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-25 01:04:18 EDT (#)
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i said he was uglier than you
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that's good enough for me!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-05-26 00:10:45 EDT (#)
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i'll have you know, Shlongy, that the suit is Armani.
ok, it's from Express and it is cheap. i usually only wear it for business purposes. it's certainly not a pussy-getting suit.
BREAKING NEWS: i got laid after a long dry spell (hard to believe, i know. the dry spell, that is). i'm a new man, i tell ya.
i'm surprised this post has a positive rating. you really did miss me!
=*) <--tears of joy
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-05-25 23:04:11 EDT (#)
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meh
lol @ the sunglasses, tho.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-05-25 10:18:25 EDT (#)
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That suit looks like it made of shitty material. It looks like it would go up in flames if you lit a cigarette anywhere near you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-05-25 08:44:00 EDT (#)
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Hick
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-05-25 02:30:13 EDT (#)
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don't shave for hockey season, nanuck?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-25 01:05:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2009-05-24 17:35:01 EDT (#)
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an avalanche of semen just rumbled down mount urethra
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lol
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-05-25 01:04:18 EDT (#)
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i said he was uglier than you, not that you're good looking.*
*now that i got your attention from an inferred compliment, i am unexpectedly acting like a bitch so you see me as a challenge. i learn this from women and hopefully it will make us fuck! :-O
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2009-05-25 01:00:02 EDT (#)
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yes
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-05-25 00:51:31 EDT (#)
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Damn, and these were fresh underwear, too.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-24 23:09:20 EDT (#)
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Excuse me Ma'am, but would you have a second for me to introduce you to the wonders of the Hoover 6000 Electro Deluxe carpet cleaning system?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-24 21:56:46 EDT (#)
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Lisa is gonna shlick herself to this SO FUCKING HARD.
And so am I.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-05-24 21:16:43 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA!!!
Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal" just popped in my head...
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2009-05-24 17:35:01 EDT (#)
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an avalanche of semen just rumbled down mount urethra
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-24 16:36:35 EDT (#)
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WEBSITE???
BARTBART REPORT TO MISSION CONTROL PLEASE...WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-24 16:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When did you start driving for the Persian mob?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-24 14:42:41 EDT (#)
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What the fuck is attacking your face?
Who are you again?
P.s.I have a big bag of rape for you!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-05-24 14:40:38 EDT (#)
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Some people cultivate on their face what grows wild around my asshole.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-24 14:38:55 EDT (#)
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I did not miss this - and now that it has returned I can honestly say I don't care.
...but you are one hot lookin' man whore.