Back To The Closet (746 hits)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (View user info) at 2009-05-30 01:23:00 EDT
Damn. About three hours ago I got an urge I haven't had for over four years. The feeling was too strong to resist. I went into the closet and pulled it out. It looked just like it did the last time, and it brought back many happy memories.
What should I try? The old tried and true, or something I have never done before?
I had a hard time remembering what I used to do, so I went with the standard approach.
Shit. I'm too rusty to do this. Good thing no one else is in the house. They would only laugh.
After two hours both of my hands hurt, and I had to stop.
Maybe someday I'll really get back into playing that old twelve-string Yamaha. It started to come back to me, but my fingers were almost bleeding. I love that old guitar.
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Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-05 17:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-06-06 20:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG NOEZ BUBBA STOP -2ing all of my posts. My illustrious rating might go down the toilet. Fucktard. Dont you have anything better to do with your time? No, wait, I know what it was. You actually meant to give me +2's on all of them, huh? *hands you a towel* Wipe the semen out of your eyes and you can see the difference between +2 and -2. Have a nice day. :)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-01 08:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-30 04:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's so sexy when my friend plays and plays until his fingers bleed, his passion is attractive.
Hmmm he is my friend, maybe I should sleep with him.
Fuck.
Don't mind me. I just.. Nothing.
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I was at a college party once (LOADED on tequila and Jack Daniels, mind you) and I was playing this kids acoustic guitar for a small crowd of women and dudes. I got a little over-zealous and I cut my strumming hand on a string. Being totally wasted my blood was really thin, I proceeded to bleed all over myself and the guitar without knowing it until after I had finished. I talked to a girl later who said it was the most "rock" thing she has ever seen.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-06-01 02:54:02 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/122357#2902393
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2009-05-31 15:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn. About three hours ago I got an urge I haven't had for over four years. Perhaps the specialist should've opted for the chemical castration over therapy, alas... The feeling was too strong to resist. I went into the closet and pulled it out. My special hunting, lumberjack shirt, "Kids... you know what time it is!" It looked just like it did the last time, and it brought back many happy memories.
What should I try? The old tried and true, finger in the cornhole, or something I have never done before?
I had a hard (literally) time remembering what I used to do, so I went with the standard approach. Jump em from behind.
Shit. I'm too rusty to do this. Good thing no one else is in the house. They would only bust a nut.
After two hours both of my hands hurt, and I had to stop.
Maybe someday I'll really get back into playing. It started to come back to me, but my fingers were almost bleeding. I love that old shirt.
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-05-31 10:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-05-31 03:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I use my Ibanez 12-string to play Dylan and Denver.
Most of the time I just abuse my old C&W guitar.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-05-30 22:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-05-30 16:04:18 EDT (#)
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I had a Fender acoustic, but my son decided to appropriate it when I bought the twelve-string.
We used to play together, but he likes crap that I don't consider music. Yep, the old generation gap. My dad hated the Beatles when I was a teenager, but everything works out in the end. Play a tune on your favorite guitar, and sing the words: "Bubba, he's an old dude, but he loves the music."
:D
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-30 15:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Of my many guitars - my favourite has to be my ol' fender accoustic.
The sunburst Gibson Les Paul is adorable - but heavy on stage (neck killer).
The blonde Epiphone Joe Pass semi accoustic sounds deep and honest ..
The red ibanez is low action, light, easy but...
its all about the old fender accoustic. It only cost me £500 and that was 15 years ago. Think its worth more now.
Submitted by eye_on_my_nonothing (user info) at 2009-05-30 15:42:50 EDT (#)
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I'm new here. Nice post. I thought u were talking about... uh, well, something else.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-05-30 15:17:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-05-30 15:12:47 EDT (#)
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Back in the closet?
Already?
I only just gotted out.
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Glad to hear it, Big Boy!!
:D
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-05-30 15:12:47 EDT (#)
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Back in the closet?
Already?
I only just gotted out.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-05-30 14:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only working digital camera I have right now is the one on the cell phone, and I don't have the software to put the pic on the computer. Pictures on the web are mostly crap, but you can look them up if you wish. They show the guitar listed for $399, but that is twice what I paid over ten years ago. The neck is still straight as an arrow, the action is wonderful, and the tone is fantastic, even though the strings are four years old. Imo get some strings next week.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-05-30 13:44:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-30 11:45:49 CDT (#)
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Wishing you had posted a photo....of guitar.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-05-30 13:14:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-30 08:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like a 12-string, with one caveat: it's really hard to play blues on a 12-string. They just sound so damn' happy.
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Very true. The only thing I've found that even comes close is to play something in a minor key. Minor key songs usually sound sorta sad.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-30 12:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wishing you had posted a photo....of guitar.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-30 12:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
formating was awful.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-05-30 10:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-05-30 10:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-05-30 04:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rock on
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-30 08:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like a 12-string, with one caveat: it's really hard to play blues on a 12-string. They just sound so damn' happy.
I made this 12-string out of parts. It took a lot of tweaking to get it set up right, but now it's a delight to play. http://www.ratpackcycles.com/12string1.JPG
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-05-30 08:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-30 04:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's so sexy when my friend plays and plays until his fingers bleed, his passion is attractive.
Hmmm he is my friend, maybe I should sleep with him.
Fuck.
Don't mind me. I just.. Nothing.
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Sleep with him! Maybe he's not as passionate about it as you think, maybe he's just working out sexual frustration on the guitar.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-30 07:47:37 EDT (#)
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I grabbed my Thai hooker corpse the other day and got it out to play with but... it's just not the same now the flesh has no cohesion.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-05-30 07:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in the exact same boat, I have to go buy guitar strings TODAY, because I haven't even picked it up in over a year.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-05-30 04:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-30 04:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's so sexy when my friend plays and plays until his fingers bleed, his passion is attractive.
Hmmm he is my friend, maybe I should sleep with him.
Fuck.
Don't mind me. I just.. Nothing.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-05-30 04:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought the dramatic spaces between sentences gave this a certain je ne sais quoi.
Rob Berg is drunk.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-05-30 04:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rock on
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-30 03:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops. I might be a tad loaded. Don't tell anyone.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-30 03:08:35 EDT (#)
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Quite possibly the most deserved +2 you have ever gotten from me. Well done, sir.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-05-30 02:15:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-05-30 02:05:19 EDT (#)
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