Attn Australia: ASHES BITCHES! (1300 hits)
Category: SportsRating: -0.48 on 102 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2009-07-08 06:11:11 EDT
haha sucked in ei you idiot pole smoker - FUCK the ashes, fuck cricket and fuck yourself.
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-10 18:30:25 EDT (#)
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No problem, and you're still a giant douche.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-07-10 15:17:44 EDT (#)
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Thanks, ese. You're a mensch.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-10 03:43:42 EDT (#)
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100.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-07-10 02:14:50 EDT (#)
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Oh, hi. Here, I'll help your ratings. I know how important they are. I've got mine hot-linked to my CV. Also, you called me bi, which was sweet.
Hey skippy, I wasted a couple hours some time ago trying to find one of your reviews from late 2006 or early 2007. The post had something to do with which was better, chocolate or vanilla ice cream. Your review said something about your mum making custard or pudding or something for you during the war, and it tasted like chicken or something. It was the hardest I've laughed in 10 years, I reckon. Of course, I was drunk, and it probably wasn't actually funny, but if you find it for me, I'll be much obliged.
Okay, get on it, Hop-sing. I could use a laugh.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-09 10:37:19 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA flaming convicts! Good one.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-09 10:33:26 EDT (#)
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those flaming convicts are turning this match into a yawn fest
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-09 10:23:07 EDT (#)
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wat?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-09 10:20:16 EDT (#)
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bah stupid katich and even stupider ponting
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-09 09:20:13 EDT (#)
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ahah hughes, woot woot
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-09 08:58:04 EDT (#)
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They have made this pitch a batting track because they want to get 5 days cricket out of it. It will spin but very very slowly............
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-07-09 08:35:08 EDT (#)
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Is Cardiff a batting or bowling pitch? You're a local I.E. gay, what is it?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-09 08:10:16 EDT (#)
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Who does that hughes think he is...
time to get him, dirty little A RAB
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-09 06:08:50 EDT (#)
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start of day two!
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-07-08 23:44:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-08 16:16:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-08 06:50:09 PDT (#)
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Ratings not boobs. Funny story about lactating. If you orgasm while lactating, your milk comes in and starts shooting out into the air. It is like female ejaculation.
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Tis true TuTs.
Never fancied Crickets, cockroaches either. Sports joke! heh
You can smoke roaches, crickets are hard to keep lit.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-08 13:35:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-07-08 13:35:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-07-08 13:30:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-07-08 11:49:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-08 11:48:55 EDT (#)
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a pleasure indeed.
I once told this girl i met in the pub that I was Portuguese and called Julius. I took her to the park where we stared up into the sky and i pretended I could speak Portuguese....i was just talking really quickly and making hand gestures.....she asked what I was saying. So i told her I was talking about how the stars shone so bright and how the cloud formation looked like two giraffes.
it worked so well she let me put my hands down her pants.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-08 11:47:32 EDT (#)
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as opposed to this post, which is just awful.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-08 11:41:56 EDT (#)
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*smiles*
the banter has been lovely.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-08 11:37:47 EDT (#)
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fucking collingwood, ginger stupid idiot
oh well excellent come on Prior, shine your head and do something good
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-08 11:32:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-08 16:28:14 BST (#)
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'Tis a defect among the English, you know. They view rudeness as a desirable quality. That's why England has been cursed with its weather.
I know that doesn't make sense.
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BAH, BAH , BAH!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-08 11:31:26 EDT (#)
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ahh good old fashioned racism, ace!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-08 11:29:41 EDT (#)
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The problem with England, is that it's full of idiots.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-08 11:28:14 EDT (#)
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'Tis a defect among the English, you know. They view rudeness as a desirable quality. That's why England has been cursed with its weather.
I know that doesn't make sense.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-07-08 11:25:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-08 11:21:51 EDT (#)
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i just dont know when to stop, im like a really rude machine with tiny cocks for handles.
hang on that doesnt sound right.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-08 11:19:49 EDT (#)
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OML it was easily the most offensive thing on this site.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-08 11:15:36 EDT (#)
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i apologise, that was very crude
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-08 11:13:03 EDT (#)
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ei needs some banging
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-08 11:05:09 EDT (#)
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this post is ei banging free.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCVipa2ereM&feature=related
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-08 10:50:52 EDT (#)
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what the...hell?? this post has turned into a ei banging, english mocking centre of excellence!
that pesky d_r
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-08 10:49:55 EDT (#)
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Doilies! hahahaha DOILIES!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-08 10:49:35 EDT (#)
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Yeah! Fuck EI and Fuck cricket!
Yeah!
Yeah!!
YEAH!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-08 10:49:01 EDT (#)
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:(
im warm and fuzzy inside
:(
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-08 10:47:10 EDT (#)
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nobody is being racist against the boring-sexed-doilied-cod-liver-population.
you're being rude.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-08 10:42:59 EDT (#)
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PAH all this ENGLISH HATRED, RACISTS!!
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-08 10:41:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:16:32 EDT (#)
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Yeah talk dirty, but his englishness prevents him doing it anyway but missionary with the lights off.
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old, but hahahahaha
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-08 10:04:24 EDT (#)
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Glad to have helped. ;) Have a good day guys and go Australia........ woo.....
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2009-07-08 10:00:50 EDT (#)
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sorry, wrong post. I thought this was about something slightly interesting - my bad.
oops you copped my -2 anyway.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:59:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:50:09 EDT (#)
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Ratings not boobs. Funny story about lactating. If you orgasm while lactating, your milk comes in and starts shooting out into the air. It is like female ejaculation.
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TuTs fountain FTW
P.S. FJ is trying to find the softest drawer on his desk right now to bang.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:52:52 EDT (#)
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:(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:51:14 EDT (#)
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TuTs you're driving me crazy here.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:50:09 EDT (#)
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Ratings not boobs. Funny story about lactating. If you orgasm while lactating, your milk comes in and starts shooting out into the air. It is like female ejaculation.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:46:38 EDT (#)
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Do people still care about those?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:46:09 EDT (#)
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FJ was the lad in this video
http://www.ubersite.com/m/122557
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:46:05 EDT (#)
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AWESOME!!!!!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:43:44 EDT (#)
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sorry DR
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:42:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:41:55 EDT (#)
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dudes....my rating..it's kind of important.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:41:01 EDT (#)
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Lactating makes me hot. There. I've said it.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:40:18 EDT (#)
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Awful to you Tuts, boob shot to those of us with testicles.
HIYO!
I mean uhhhhh....thats sick FJ...sicky.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:33:58 EDT (#)
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You really are disturbed that is an awful picture.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:33:15 EDT (#)
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Business attire IS hot
heels that are just a bit longer than they should be for the workplace that lead into perfect teardrop calfs, leading up to a playfully short skirt, not whoreishly short, just short enought to make us stare to see if it is appropriate length or not.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:33:01 EDT (#)
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But it's fun :(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:32:37 EDT (#)
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Yeah Tuts. Behave. Else I'll print out that picture of your booby and squirt all over it. You wouldn't want THAT now would you?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:30:52 EDT (#)
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Tuts stop doing that to FJ, he has enough trouble already keeping that willy caged...
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:25:00 EDT (#)
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Business attire is hot. Besides us women know exactly what you men are thinking. Every movement is conditioned to get a physical response.
Serious.......
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:24:34 EDT (#)
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arrrrrghh, Sico, damn you!
mine eyes!!!!!!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:22:59 EDT (#)
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Don't think I don't know what they're up to. I see them glancing at my willy bulge when they think I'm not paying attention.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:20:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:15:00 EDT (#)
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It's not exactly my fault. Women seem determined to drive me into a masturbatory frenzy on a daily basis.
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yeah DAMN THEM in their smart business attire, working hard and trying to make money, all the while turning you on just by sitting at their desk typing.
bitches.
HAH
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:19:46 EDT (#)
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http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/904/thighs7bj.jpg
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:18:28 EDT (#)
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122?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:18:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-07-08 21:15:47 WST (#)
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thighs of marble sounds painful
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Did anyone else get a mental image of Xenya Onnatop then? Watch out FJ she might crush you to death.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:17:56 EDT (#)
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125 - 3
just so everyone stays updated!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:16:57 EDT (#)
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Hartman is hiding donuts in his desk. He's buried burritos in his yard!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:15:47 EDT (#)
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thighs of marble sounds painful
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:15:00 EDT (#)
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It's not exactly my fault. Women seem determined to drive me into a masturbatory frenzy on a daily basis.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:13:51 EDT (#)
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I prefer eastern european boobs myself, I know the Swedish are producing a nice breast these days as well.
+2 for hardons at work I guess.
perv.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:07:24 EDT (#)
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There's this new girl at my work, Dutch lassie. Wears the shortest skirts and has thighs of marble. I've been engorged for about a week solid now.
You can say what you like about the Dutch but they make lovely, lovely boobs.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:04:38 EDT (#)
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FJ a good breeze gives you a semi.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-08 09:02:09 EDT (#)
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TuTs gave me a semi :o(
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:52:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-08 20:44:23 WST (#)
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i was my own cricket whites and can confirm grass stains are difficult to remedy.
cum stains however are easy.
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Yes you swallow it.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:46:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:46:14 EDT (#)
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riveting
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:44:23 EDT (#)
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i was my own cricket whites and can confirm grass stains are difficult to remedy.
cum stains however are easy.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:38:48 EDT (#)
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hirsuite loving housemaiden below
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:34:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-08 20:33:23 WST (#)
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You'd think more women would like cricket, look at all those lovely white clothes they can wash afterwards.
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Those grass stains can be sooooo tricky.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:34:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-08 12:58:33 BST (#)
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oh noes my overallzrating! i KNEW I shouldn't have postedz as fathead!!
Oh well. and skeletor?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-07 12:45:38 EDT (#)
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I'd like to become an honorary Aussie. So I can be rude and obnoxious and get away with it.
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you're two thirds there, all you need is a green and gold garment to compliment your rudeness and obnoxisity. that's right, obnoxisity.
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+1 obnoxisity :-)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:33:23 EDT (#)
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You'd think more women would like cricket, look at all those lovely white clothes they can wash afterwards.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:31:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:21:06 EDT (#)
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Best thing about the game so far has been Boycott ripping the piss out of everything. And failed South African Pietersen not knowing that he's playing a Test Match rather than 20/20.
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I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THIS MEANS!
oh and D_R rules
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:28:06 EDT (#)
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man...... 0.57 on 18 reviews.....fathead is even more unpopular than I dared imagine......I may as well have posted as valerie, or sage - or ahmadinejad. or completed COMPLETE internet suicide and posted as ei.
anyhow wtf, everybody here is gay anyway, except for lungfish, who is bi.
good riddance fuckheads.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:23:43 EDT (#)
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he's called Kevin, you cant expect any intelligent play from a man called Kevin.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:21:06 EDT (#)
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Best thing about the game so far has been Boycott ripping the piss out of everything. And failed South African Pietersen not knowing that he's playing a Test Match rather than 20/20.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:17:11 EDT (#)
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90- 3 :(
oh and fg, email me you dirty, dirty stack of bones
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:16:32 EDT (#)
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Yeah talk dirty, but his englishness prevents him doing it anyway but missionary with the lights off.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:15:02 EDT (#)
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Yeah! You know I love it when you talk dirty to me!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:13:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-08 13:07:49 BST (#)
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I'd ask to be an honorary Brit, but I think I'd get tired of being pompous and arrogant.
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WHORE!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:10:51 EDT (#)
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Besides Brits are anal retentive and sexually repressed.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:10:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:07:49 EDT (#)
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I'd ask to be an honorary Brit, but I think I'd get tired of being pompous and arrogant.
I'm tired of being a Yank. Being fat and stupid 24/7 is wearisome.
I just want to try the rude and obnoxious thing for awhile.
Sorry, but green + gold together? No.
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But forensic, think of your teeth! by god think of what will become of your teeth!
think about it...
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:09:15 EDT (#)
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POMMIES FTW!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:07:49 EDT (#)
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I'd ask to be an honorary Brit, but I think I'd get tired of being pompous and arrogant.
I'm tired of being a Yank. Being fat and stupid 24/7 is wearisome.
I just want to try the rude and obnoxious thing for awhile.
Sorry, but green + gold together? No.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-07-08 08:03:27 EDT (#)
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yes, green and gold woooo.........
I hate cricket.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-08 07:58:33 EDT (#)
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oh noes my overallzrating! i KNEW I shouldn't have postedz as fathead!!
Oh well. and skeletor?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-07 12:45:38 EDT (#)
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I'd like to become an honorary Aussie. So I can be rude and obnoxious and get away with it.
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you're two thirds there, all you need is a green and gold garment to compliment your rudeness and obnoxisity. that's right, obnoxisity.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2009-07-08 07:39:01 EDT (#)
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Cricket is gay
It's like shitty baseball, but everyone wears the same colour because they don't want to get hot.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2009-07-08 07:38:56 EDT (#)
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Internet Cricket Smack is an easy auto -2.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-08 06:33:04 EDT (#)
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Even I, with my forward thinking mind do not have dinner at 11:28 am at work.
I was excited that apollo had come through for me, you impersonated him to a tee.
dont worry uber, d_r and myself are just playing, out of uber we email regukaly discussing manly things such as cars and tractors, sometimes we even cover fishing for sharks.
d_rs real name i shall keep a secret but i can confirm, despite speculation it is not KOALA JIM the cock smoking buggerer
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-08 06:26:38 EDT (#)
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I can just imagine you knocking over your tv dinner clicking on this post, "OmGZZZZ Head Zeppelin CAME THROUGH i KNEW he wouldn't let me DOWN cricKET! fwap fwap"
*blink*
god who'd want to be fucking english it'd be fucking embarrassing. I hope Lords gets aids. goodbye forever.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-08 06:19:27 EDT (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-08 06:15:51 EDT (#)
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thanks handsome!
suck my pole indeed you big gay croc