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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2009-07-10 16:55:49 EDT
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
2. What frightens you the most?
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-09-25 04:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What do you consider to be your best feature? I have what they refer to in the industry as a "juicy fruit butt" so I'll go with that.
2. What frightens you the most? Wasps and/or nuclear war. OR Nuclear war and then giant mutant wasps that emit scary noises like that girl in Ring.
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about? Fuckin.
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is. "He's flying the fuck-juice" - Rimnasium 3
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life? Hearing a dutch person speak for the first time. It was then that I realised that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
Submitted by gazaroo82 (user info) at 2009-09-25 04:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. What do you consider to be your best feature? My 2 inch long nipple hair
2. What frightens you the most? Chuck Norris coming into my house and me having to kill and eat him(nobody wants chuck norris dead)
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about? A girl from say Kansas who during a storm gets transported to another place filled with witches, wizards, cowardly lions, tin men that want hearts and flying monkeys
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is. "NOW SUCK MY COCK"
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life? When I realised that my spiritual guru was a cunt and had to kill him
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you? Something that i must see
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2009-07-16 01:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
my randomness
2. What frightens you the most?
failure
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
a series of short stories important to my life
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
i like to party
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
still waiting on that one
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
adult swim.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-15 21:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus H. Christ...I just saw that Badlands stole my TV shows....that fucker.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-15 21:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
My sphincter
2. What frightens you the most?
THE Burger King mascot - that head never changes expression
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
Either last weekend in Tampa or my weekend with you
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
So many to choose from..."I sure hope this is the mess hall...How's it goin', Eisenhauer..." and "Have that removed" come quickly to mind, as does every single line from Caddyshack, Slap Shot and Animal House.
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
The first time I came in some chicks face, I think I saw God. Or I was God. I know God was in there somewhere.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
Rescue Me and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia...both F/X originals.
Once again, my answers rule the roost.
PS: http://www.ubersite.com/m/122829
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-07-15 17:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
my sexy body...or my modesty
2. What frightens you the most?
losing someone i love
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
remembering a past life
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
"there's only one instant, and it's right now. And it's eternity."
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
i was born..that's pretty profound
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
i don't really watch tv, but my friend recently got me into true blood..i wouldn't say it's must see..i just watch it for the sexy swede...mmmm
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-15 16:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-07-11 20:13:53 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Joey: There is a new device out there now, called a remote. :)
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But my remote didn't work when there was a crate of stella blocking the sky box.
So I just ate the remote. Fucking thing had it coming.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-15 15:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
DEEZ NUUUUTZ
2. What frightens you the most?
DEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUTZ
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
DEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTZ
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
...
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
DEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTZ
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-07-15 15:19:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
Eyes
2. What frightens you the most?
The loss of a child
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
Crazy, bat wielding monkeys that I have to fight off with a giant dildo.
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
"I am not a vigilante. I am just trying to get home to my little girl's birthday party and if everyone will just stay out of my way, nobody will get hurt."
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
Birth of my first child was my most profound, spiritual is for the birds.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
Hockey.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-15 06:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
My laziness. It means all my solutions are simple, elegant and never unneccesarily implemented.
2. What frightens you the most?
Nuclear war, for real.
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
A guy who lives inside the walls & ventilation ducts of an office building.
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
Anything from Whithnail & I
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
Define "profound", "spiritual" and "moment". For the want of any clarification I am going to go with taking a dump for the first time unaided.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-07-14 20:34:44 EDT (#)
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1) My badonkadonk ass, my eyes, my scintillating wit, my creative genius...oh, you said ONE. Damn this is hard. I quit.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-14 19:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Got lost in the borderlands and forgot to rank....
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-14 19:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
My cloak of translucence.
2. What frightens you the most?
The fact that most people consider shapeshifters evil.
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
The borderlands between this world and the other.
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
"Some people hear their inner voices with great clarity, they become crazy or they become legend".
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
Flatlining.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
Reno-911
What? This is not Friday? Lost another three days....again.
heh
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2009-07-14 19:07:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-07-12 09:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What do you consider to be your best feature? My cock.
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Ha! That cracked me up. Honesty is the best policy.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-07-14 15:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-07-14 11:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What do you consider to be your best feature? My hair. It's better than Gisele's.
2. What frightens you the most? Tie between death of a family member and my boyfriend going to jail. Or dying. Also getting murdered. I watch the First 48 too much.
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about? Drugs and/or college. I'm a big fan of Bret Easton Ellis.
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is. Any one of Kenny's lines from "Half Baked"
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life? I don't know that I've had any moments like that. Maybe one of the times I ate mushrooms.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you? Squidbillies
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-07-13 16:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck You!
Submitted by spuj (user info) at 2009-07-13 06:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
ive been told i have a nice ass
2. What frightens you the most?
murderers
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
zombies and vampires.... go back to the after the pandemic series on this site.
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
either: Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
or:All right. Well, I know what I gotta do. We're in a 200-foot aluminum tube and we're 30,000 feet in the air. And any one of those slimy little pieces of shit can trip a circuit or a relay or a hydraulic and this bird goes down faster than a Thai hooker. So my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are, and then find some way to keep this mother in the sky another two hours. Figure that out.
i enjoyed the actual film as about as much as i would enjoy gouging my eye out with a rusty spoon but some of the things said were pure gold.
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
seeing an anorexic friend go from not eating anything to out of the blue eating anything and everything she good get her hands on
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
top gear!!
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2009-07-12 21:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
My Imagination
2. What frightens you the most?
Usually? My Imagination
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
A genetically engineered trio of superpsionic brothers. one of whom turns evil and tries to off the other two.
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
Tie between several
"Let's show this prehistoric Bitch how we do things downtown!"
"KLATUU VERADDA NIc*cough*cough* There I said the words."
"Look into the eyes of the Dragon and despair!"
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
If any one moment could be said to have changed my life it would be the first time I held my little girl.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
Sci Fi
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-07-12 20:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
my hairy asshole
2. What frightens you the most?
stupid people
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
pussy i have turned down
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
"Fill your hands you son of a bitch."
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
never had one
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
dont have one
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2009-07-12 19:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
Sense of Humor (basically I'm good at random laughing at people)
2. What frightens you the most?
Spiders and Death
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
Demons and Magic
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
"He was already dead. He died a year ago, the moment he touched her. They're all dead, they just don't know it yet." ~Eric Draven, The Crow
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
Something to do with children... just too many moments
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
I don't really watch TV, by Dexter is good shit
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-07-12 09:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What do you consider to be your best feature? My cock.
2. What frightens you the most? Bears, sharks, tigers...basically, I only fear the things which can devour me. I mitigate that fear by avoiding their habitats.
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about? See #1.
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is. "A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dali Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life? I have never had a "spiritual" moment. I don't know if I would recognize one if it occurred considering I am an Atheist and think pigeonholing moments of your life into the guise of spirituality is utter horse shit.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you? Monster Inside Me on Animal Planet. Fuck nature.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-12 07:07:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-07-11 20:38:56 EDT (#)
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3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
-Little Lord Fauntleroy Redux with Danger_Ranger playing the part of Little Lord Fauntleroy.
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that's not funny lungfish YOU try being adopted and spending a 45 minute car trip staring vacantly forward into the back of the front benchseat of your parents late model EH flanked by a cruel and uncaring brother and an older sister who was twisted facing me and plaiting my hair for the very last time
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-12 04:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
My back. Its tanned and clear skinned and well shaped.
2. What frightens you the most?
Someone hurting someone I love
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
Human endurance
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
"We are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss." (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
Hmmm. I'm not sure I like the word. Spiritual can mean religious (I'm not particularly although was brought up Irish Catholic). It can mean supernatural to some. I'll try and use a terminology which would be more towards 'intellectual nature' relating vaguely to the soul.
The most intelligent moment of my life was..my whole life and learning from it.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
Nothing specific actually. I rarely watch tv so nothing has to be seen. I like watching the news in the mornings now and again.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2009-07-12 01:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're still a sweetheart Katherine.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2009-07-11 22:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2009-07-11 19:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What do you consider to be your best feature?
- While I'd LOVE to say my dong...most women say my dimples
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I'd say both are really nice.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-11 21:48:38 EDT (#)
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well at least you're honest.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-07-11 20:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
-My willingness to work everyday for two months so I can take my daughter to the beach whereat she will play with the sand crabs and I plan to drink fruity cocktails all day whilst reading a large backlog of books I have and sunning my gut all alone because my wife is self-conscious about her body and probably will be shopping anyway with her other daughter who invited herself and her husband, which is cool, I guess, but now we probably can't bring the dogs, which sucks.
2. What frightens you the most?
-That hell will consist of being locked in a shabby room for all eternity with Ted Nugent, and "Afternoon Delight" is on continuous loop, and there's nothing to eat but raw onions, and we are provided no toilet paper, and Ted snores, and Satan gives me a lisp.
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
-Little Lord Fauntleroy Redux with Danger_Ranger playing the part of Little Lord Fauntleroy.
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
-There's only one thing you can do with a girl like this. Walk naked into the sea together as the sun sets. Make love once... Then die.
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
-What Badlands said.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
This year: nothing.
Next year: D'backs baseball
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2009-07-11 19:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What do you consider to be your best feature?
- While I'd LOVE to say my dong...most women say my dimples.
2. What frightens you the most?
- My daughter dying before me.
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
- Funny. Its been written. And it's being published. Tentative, March, 2010...stay tuned. ;)
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
- "You're a smelly pirate hooker."
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
- Easy. The birth of my daughter.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
- The Office. Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Rescue Me.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-11 18:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
My ability to adjust to different situations.
2. What frightens you the most?
Stagnation.
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
Travel, probably.
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
"...and I thought of that old joke, you know, the, this, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, 'Doc, uh, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken,' and uh, the doctor says, 'Well why don't you turn him in?' And the guy says, 'I would, but I need the eggs.' Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships. You know, they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd and - but uh, I guess we keep going through it...because...most of us need the eggs."
Annie Hall (1977)
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
No Comment.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
I don't own a TV...I like Seinfeld...Frasier sometimes.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2009-07-11 16:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, my third must see TV is, of course
Family Guy.
Giggy Giggy.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2009-07-11 16:07:32 EDT (#)
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1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
Probably my eyes or butt
2. What frightens you the most?
My parents dying
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
It would be about my husband and how he survived falling off a horse which fractured his skull in 17 places. He died and came back to life times. What saved him were the fractures in his skull which gave his brain room to swell. He woke up 8 weeks later from a coma. Shortly thereafter once he back at home and living a normal life he started having strange visions and dreams that came true
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
"If God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
Humm, well not sure this is the correct answer but the day that I finally came to grips with the fact that I'd never be able to run and play and do normal kids activities. Realizing that had I not been born with a birth defect I would be a completely different person and if I had two 'real' legs I would not be anything like the person that I am and I know I'm a good person.. I do not take the little things for granted and am blessed that I had a strong family. A family that God chose to raise a 'handicap' child because he knew they were strong people and although challenged with facing the fact that their baby daughter had to go through a shit storm as a toddler - surgery after surgery they/we became stronger because of it. As an aunt and step mother now, I can't even begin to imagine what my parents went through when I was born. Having no idea if their daughter would ever walk or live a normal life. That had to be so unbelievably challenging as young parents. To this day my mother blames herself although she never did anything that would've potentially caused any medical problems. To know she blames herself, breaks my heart into pieces but then we see children and or adults that are paraplegics or severely retarded and we thank god and count our blessings. To me having one leg is to someone else, having green or blue eyes. I don't know anything else.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
I have three:
48 Hours Hard Evidence with Maureen Maher
And
Intervention
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2009-07-11 15:14:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-10 22:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-09 00:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't you use to be funny/interesting?
Or am I confusing you for one of the other slags who frequent this site?
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No and No.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-07-11 15:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-11 10:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
Humility. You only truly have it if you can admit it.
2. What frightens you the most?
The thought that if I had children, they would go through the childhood that I had.
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
The childhood that I had.
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
"Brutus, stop playing about with that knife, you'll end up hurting somebody"
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
Being beaten half to death outside out a nightclub, waking up in hospital and realising that there were bigger things in life than just me.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
A clear path between my sofa and the television.
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Joey: There is a new device out there now, called a remote. :)
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2009-07-11 15:02:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-07-10 18:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2. What frightens you the most? ---- Home invasion. hands down. There is nothing more fucking scary that thought of a stranger standing over my bed whist i'm sleeping. *shivers*
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My husband works night dealing at a CT casino so i'm alone and the only thing that gives me piece of mind is our security system. Totally worth the monthly payment. If you interested I have this coupon for a referal and free installation. You can have it.
Just pulling into my drive way and seeing my glowing lighted sign makes me at ease.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2009-07-11 15:02:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-07-10 18:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2. What frightens you the most? ---- Home invasion. hands down. There is nothing more fucking scary that thought of a stranger standing over my bed whist i'm sleeping. *shivers*
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My husband works night dealing at a CT casino so i'm alone and the only thing that gives me piece of mind is our security system. Totally worth the monthly payment. If you interested I have this coupon for a referal and free installation. You can have it.
Just pulling into my drive way and seeing my glowing lighted sign makes me at ease.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-11 10:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
Humility. You only truly have it if you can admit it.
2. What frightens you the most?
The thought that if I had children, they would go through the childhood that I had.
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
The childhood that I had.
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
"Brutus, stop playing about with that knife, you'll end up hurting somebody"
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
Being beaten half to death outside out a nightclub, waking up in hospital and realising that there were bigger things in life than just me.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
A clear path between my sofa and the television.
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-07-11 06:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
To be more of a man than anyone else that I've ever met.
2. What frightens you the most?
The idea that any one of you reading this might someday run for public office.
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
Go plagiarize someone else because I'm done with allowing people to steal my genius.
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
The movie I would prefer to see has not yet been made. When it is (and only if it's done correctly) the quote will be: "I was as hard as stone, dark as soil, and mean as hell once more."
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
The moment when I told granny (a Baptist preacher) that if I were going to hell on her say so that I would be sure to tell her 'Hiya!' once I arrived. Judge not lest ye be judged, biznitch. I hated that old buzzard. Still do.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
Television is schlock. If I watch television, it is for pure entertainment. I don't want news, I don't want sports, I don't want to know what women want, I don't want a moving emotional experience, and I don't want to know what you did last summer, you vacuous bitch. I want to be entertained. So 'Burn Notice', 'Royal Pains', 'CSI', 'CSI: NY', 'The Mentalist', 'Dexter', 'Fringe', 'Eleventh Hour', 'Life', and re-runs of 'M*A*S*H*'. Yes, I know some of those have been cancelled. Damnit. And 'CSI: Miami' can kiss my pasty white ass. Horatio blows.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2009-07-10 23:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What do you consider to be your best feature? My ass.
2. What frightens you the most? Wasps/Spiders/Misc. bugs
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about? I don't even know.
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is. "Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!"
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life? I am not going to answer a spiritual question on Ubersite. Why? Because no one cares.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you? Oh my Jesus! I am in love with 24! (And you honestly have to admit, ladies, that Kiefer Sutherland is fucking hot... for a semi-old-dude)
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-10 22:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love these.
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
My rapier-like wit.
2. What frightens you the most?
Children. Not the concept of them, but the reality of them. They are horrible.
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
Probably nothing original or really entertaining. Some sort of space battle, I guess.
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
"Sterrrnnnn. He's nuthin' but a low-down, double-dealin', back-stabbin' larcenous perverted worm. Hangin's too goood for 'im. Burnin's too good for 'im. He sould be torn into itsy bitsy pieces, and buried aliiiive. I'll KIIIIIIIILLLLL HIIIMMMM! RRRRAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH!" - Hanover Fiste
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
One of the things my-friend-John said a couple days before he died made me think hard. He said, "It'll probably be OK."
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
either a) there's no such thing, or b) the blackness of a turned-off TV screen.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-07-10 22:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
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being 5 and having an 8yr old neighborhood girl convince me to play pull-down-pants and noticing for the first time in my life that she didn't have a jimmy like mine and believe you me i looked
everywhere
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-10 22:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-09 00:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't you use to be funny/interesting?
Or am I confusing you for one of the other slags who frequent this site?
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2009-07-10 21:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What do you consider to be your best feature? My eyes. Or my penis. it's prehensile, like an elephant's trunk.
2. What frightens you the most? Groups of stupid people.
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about? Snakes, death and fire.
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is. "We can't stop here, This is bat country!"
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life? The 5 seconds after i bust a nut. What can i say? i'm a spiritual guy.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2009-07-10 21:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What do you consider to be your best feature? my ability to negotiate.
2. What frightens you the most? seeing my dog hit by a car.
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about? ax murder
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is. "we're on a mission from God"
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life? porch, grass, horses, dogs and the whole thing is made for man's use...
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you? HBO On Demand 'the wire'
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-07-10 21:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-07-10 20:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooops. Must see TV is any rerun of "Welcome back Kotter."
Damm, I remember that show too.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-07-10 20:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooops. Must see TV is any rerun of "Welcome back Kotter."
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-07-10 20:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
No one here would agree, so forget it.
2. What frightens you the most?
It happened two days ago.
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
How we think bad things always happen to others.
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
"Badges? We don't need to show you no stinking badges!"
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
When the doctor told me yesterday about my wife.
sorry.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-07-10 20:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What do you consider to be your best feature? My weight to age ratio.
2. What frightens you the most? Fear itself.
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about? Why my band didn't make it 'big' from my pov.
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is. The man said 'clean him up' so clean him up.
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life? Performing at my brothers' funeral.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you? "Scheibenwischer" (windscreen/windshield wiper; German political satire/cabaret)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-10 19:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh my god, your words cut deep catal.
hate radiates from my monitor.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-07-10 19:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-10 19:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
catal, that guy fucking hates me
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I'm butting in - I'm good at that - which guy? danger? he's australian - you pay him no mind.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-07-10 19:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pardon? Who's talking?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-10 19:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
catal, that guy fucking hates me.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-07-10 19:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-06 03:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I remember when I was three going to pick up my baby sister (we're all adopted) from the hospital. My brother six years my senior explained to me in the backseat or my parents old '64 general motors E.H. that I wouldn't be coming home with the rest of the family because basically it was a baby exchange. My parents didn't think I was girly enough apparently and were going to upgrade. According to my brother he had argued FOR me that I was indeed girly enough, but my folks weren't convinced because they thought I was too fat and ugly.
Naturally I was upset and aghast, but too young to know what aghast meant, so I asked my parents through my snivelling tears if they were indeed going to swap me for a better baby because I was ugly.
"Don't be silly danger" they said, staring straight out the windshield and without looking back, exactly the way my brother said they would. "We love you JUST as much as the new baby, we just want another one."
I was upset and I would miss my new sister but I had already been given up by one set of parents - why not another?, I was going to really miss Mr. Pockets though, my plush toy monkey, who my brother said I couldn't take in the car on the way to the hospital because I would need to learn how to be a man and not always have him around, and that to trust him because now was as good a time as any to start learning this lesson, and that he knew what he was talking about as he condescendingly patted me on the head and threw Mr. Pockets to our dog who LOVED plush toys, and then told me as he held the car door open that I couldn't have a window seat.
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and people wonder why i'm all angsty and neurotic.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-10 19:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What do you consider to be your best feature? My glass eye.
2. What frightens you the most? Childbirth and/or werewolves.
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about? It would be diary form and about being fat/getting laid/being single/getting drunk. I wouldn't use my real name, i'd be called bridgit or something.
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is. Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me... please?
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life? Childbirth.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
Southpark, ANTM, anything with Tim gunn, Project Catwalk/runway anything with michael McIntyre
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-10 19:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
being amazing
2. What frightens you the most?
experiment's oldest camwhore
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
it would be about a story dumbarse. what was your brain attached to that leg?
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
"I'd rather be a pig than a fascist." - Porco Rosso.
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
realising I'd probably be okay, even without Mr. Pockets - probably.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/122721#2913157
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
Family Ties reruns, shaking the tv everytime alex is in shot and saying in a frail and quavering voice, "oh noes an earthquake..."
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-10 18:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What do you consider to be your best feature? -- hmmm,my hair, its amazing
2. What frightens you the most? ---- anything ever happening to my family,weird huh
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about? ---- a badger, an elf, a packet of starburst and Lulu
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is. ----- not necessarily my favourite but;
I am Heinz Hummer. I'm the gigolo with the most below. Okay? I can give you a Filthy Lopez like you never had before. I could give you a Cambodian Creamsicle... that will make you scream all night. Okay? But not now because I'm busy. So leave me alone, bitch..
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life? --none in particular but seeing my sisters boy for the first time did make me very happy and thankful to be alive
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you? --- 'Monkey Love'
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-07-10 18:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright, I'll play along, but only because I am incredibly bored with nothing to do, just waiting for the work day to be over.
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
Physically, I think I have a handsome face.
Characteristically, I'm eccentric.
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2. What frightens you the most?
Toliet snakes.
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3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
Some sort of futuristic dystopian society or some sort of satire/adventure similar to Gulliver's Travels or Candide.
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4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
I have no idea, there are far too many. Here's one:
"Exhibit D! Jimmy! What is this? Too late! Chip!
Looks like a pen.
Exactly! I bought this pen one hour before my bike was stolen. Why? What's the significance? I DON'T KNOW!"
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5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
I'm too young to be concerned with such things.
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EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
Breaking Bad and Mad Men
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-07-10 18:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know that's it's a favourite pasttime of australians Danger, but not all of us are inbred - we just don't like it.
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-07-10 18:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll save my breath for this one.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-10 18:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-07-10 18:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2. What frightens you the most? ---- Home invasion. hands down. There is nothing more fucking scary that thought of a stranger standing over my bed whist i'm sleeping. *shivers*
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-07-10 18:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What do you consider to be your best feature? -- Physically? my eyebrows, I can maneuver them to suit any facial expression.
2. What frightens you the most? ---- Home invasion. hands down. There is nothing more fucking scary that thought of a stranger standing over my bed whist i'm sleeping. *shivers*
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about? ---- Zombies, or anything that deals with a world that has been deciamted. I'm not eloquent enough to write sweeping epic love stories of a woman's journey to enlightenment or a touching portrayel of war.
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is. ----- my user name.
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life? ---- I don't know if it was profound or even spiritual for that matter - but I met a woman one night, and what she told has me definitly affected how I live my life now.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you? --- 'True Blood'
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-10 17:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-07-10 17:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1- My even-handedness when it comes to racial issues.
2- A nigger with a gun.
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I don't normally find racism all that funny - but I laughed right out loud at this.
Well played, sir.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-10 17:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What do you consider to be your best feature?
~Physical: My eyes. Non-Physical: Self sufficiency
2. What frightens you the most?
~Not being able to take care of myself.
3. If you were to write a novel, what would it be about?
~Don Quixote Redux with Lungfish as Quixote and Shlongy as Sancho Panza.
4. Tell me what your favorite quote from a movie is.
~"You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
5. What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
~I wouldn't use the word spiritual, but probably the first time I saw deep space images and began to get an idea of just how big the universe is and how utterly inconsequential we are.
EXTRA CREDIT: What is must-see TV for you?
~Nothing network.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-07-10 17:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1- My even-handedness when it comes to racial issues.
2- A nigger with a gun.