Lishy! (947 hits)
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Submitted by coley (View user info) at 2009-07-14 04:16:12 EDT
I can't believe nobody else did it. I was gonna make you a proper birthday post. Then I got drunk, so this is all I've got...
and thirty-something spanks. Come and get em! (there's a slap chop in it for ya....)
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2009-07-17 12:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It has been awhile. How have you been?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-07-16 21:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brdn? MyTee? Wow, I sure can get them to come out of the woodwork, huh?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-07-16 20:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-07-16 17:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2009-07-16 15:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birfday Lishy!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-07-16 08:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-07-16 04:32:41 EDT (#)
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I LIED
**HERE** is the slapchop rap.
Awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
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He and that hooker proved that you CAN slap your troubles away..until the cops come!
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-07-15 16:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Li-SHY
You put your hands on me
I've got electric blood
Come on over and do it again
Just like a bad girl should
(an' you should)
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OH MMM
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-07-16 04:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I LIED
**HERE** is the slapchop rap.
Awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-07-15 16:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Open your mouth a little wider...... I'm almost there
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-07-15 16:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Li-SHY
You put your hands on me
I've got electric blood
Come on over and do it again
Just like a bad girl should
(an' you should)
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-07-15 15:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that looks a lot like a walgreens. they are everywhere here. as are PDQs. I was not surprised to see comments about you being on your knees with your mouth open since that sadly was the first thing that came to mind.
Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-07-15 14:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
On knees, mouth open; I cant -2 that.....
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-07-15 11:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretteh.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 05:40:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-07-15 05:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tada
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-15 04:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, i think you look lovely.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-07-15 04:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was waiting for a thigh-specific comment; if not about mine then about Lishy's.
I'd take you to that store in Orygun but sadly, it was in Wisconsin where I made my mom take it. At least three times, while I was perfecting that pose, she said "are you serious?"
Clearly she's never watched the slapchop rap. (see first review for link).
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-07-14 20:38:48 EDT (#)
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I got her something for her birthday too. Wait for it, wait for it...ahhhh. That feels better.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-07-14 20:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did I tell you guys? About 10 of my friends surprised me with an LCD TV for my BD, my first HD. Wow, that's a lot of letters.
Anyway, All-Star Game + HD TV=HOTNESS.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-07-14 18:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-07-14 16:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
don't hate me. my youth is all i have over you. that and nine inches.
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Don't worry, Katy. I don't hate you because your box is nine inches wider than mine. I'm just a bit more selective is all.
*runs away*
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-14 17:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-14 17:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-07-14 16:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not many people do as it's hard to bend down that far to hear her.
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HA HA!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-07-14 16:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not many people do as it's hard to bend down that far to hear her.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-14 16:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday.
I do not know you on a personal level.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-07-14 16:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
don't hate me. my youth is all i have over you. that and nine inches.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-07-14 16:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not 40 yet?
<3
happy birthday.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-14 15:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-14 14:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Needs more breasticles.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2009-07-14 14:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fat and a pointy nose.. eww
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-14 14:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISHY!!!
<3
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-07-14 11:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aaahahahahahaha... what sico said. Lord help us.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-14 11:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey, nice head you've got there
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-07-14 10:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You've lost weight in your face.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-07-14 10:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Happy Birthday Lishy.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-07-14 09:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All Sacrilicious spanks must be approved by me first.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-14 08:02:26 EDT (#)
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Something tells me you are used to being on your knees smiling like a doughnut.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-07-14 07:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA I LOVE YOU NICOLE. And I love BD spanks, obviously.
BEST PHOTO EVAR. I bet you're GREAT with a slapchop!
Now I wanna come to Oregon if only to make you take me to that store.
It's OK, I got drunk too. I was 'done' drinking, sipping on a diet pepsi like a good girl, when cute bartender walks up and says "Are you Valerie? Your friends at the beach say Happy Birthday, and want to buy you a shot." (A bunch of my friends are down the shore on my BD). That was the nail in my coffin. I am about 45 minutes late and I can't remember the last time I wanted to stay in bed so badly. The only reason I even happened to see this is because the tab was open from last night and I refreshed out of habit. I can only get to ubersite.net at work, where you can't log in. What a tease. Someone yell at Bart for that. I'll probably be dropping a few poorly constructed reviews via my cell phone today.
This makes my morning, Coles. THANK YOU!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-14 07:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how economical!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-14 06:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2009-07-14 05:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
filename
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-14 05:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
speaking of cheaper than I imagined!
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-07-14 05:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did not make you a birthday post saccy...I did post a happy birthday in a review of your last post. That MUST count for something. Kudos to Coley.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-14 04:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are cheaper than I imagined!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2009-07-14 04:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOURE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-07-14 04:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know, it just sells itself.
https://www.shamwow.com/ver8/index.asp?did=&refcode=1002