ATTN: Shlongy (NSFWish) (2268 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.61 on 109 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Haiku Mikoo (View user info) at 2009-07-24 12:25:26 EDT
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-30 18:17:44 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHOW ME YOUR HOLE!
Wait a second...scratch that. No, I mean, FORGET that.
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-30 22:49:00 PDT (#)
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Shlongy, you have all but doomed ubersite to a permanent flashing of haikumikoo hole. Now, bask in the glory that is this post, or I shall smite you with my mighty hole.
I mean it.
Everyone, look! A picture of my butt and everyone's favorite Eskimo!
Yay!
User Reviews
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-08-19 11:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you annoy me too, now we're like Super-Annoy Eachother Buddies for life
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-07-30 12:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a nice little pile of crazy you've managed to gather here, haiku.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-27 11:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-07-26 22:25:07 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my gosh. Gayest Apartment Ever. minus the bike.
+2 though cause i tend to like you, but seriously, you're not exactly living in a masculine paradise.
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Well apparently someone didn't see the football chess on the bookshelf.
Eh? Eh?
I'm not helping my case, am I?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-07-27 08:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Reminds me of the house that I lived in during college...minus the gayness.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-07-27 01:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my gosh. Gayest Apartment Ever. minus the bike.
+2 though cause i tend to like you, but seriously, you're not exactly living in a masculine paradise.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 20:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SCOURGE. Forensic says that there is absolutely NO question that you are a fag, I said that we should stab you in the eyes with our pens which was funny because 'pens' looked like penis. Imagine skeletor with a penis lol.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-07-26 19:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow. These reviews are just... wow.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 17:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Too late scourge I had to feed my kids before they ate their xbox 360
JUST JOKES I'LL BRB!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-26 15:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You idiot haiku, FJ's ass shot was alos 'spontaneous' - on a whim he chose to do it.
Yours was 'accidental' but my guess is really 'accidental on purpose.
So the same.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-26 14:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-26 13:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
b.
the answer is b, robot.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 10:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
VALERIE FORENSIC SAYS HER PROFESSIONAL ADVICE IS THAT YOU SHOULD BE PUT DOWN. I CONCURRED.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-26 09:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit! Look at this mess!
I go on a nice long motorcycle ride, and you people turn into savages!
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-07-26 09:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uhhh.....
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 04:58:09 EDT (#)
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I don't have a penis ei, I'm 53.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-26 04:55:33 EDT (#)
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Anyway you big gay, stop camping on a post featuring haikus bare ass
put that magnifying glass away
and your penis
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 04:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BUT YOU NEVER KNOW EI MAYBE I COULD OUT-BID SIXTY MINUTES
ON WHO WOULD BOTHER DAY
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 04:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow!! I can't WAIT for the next OPPOSITE DAY so I can ADD THAT image to the next EIGHTY FORCE inSTALLment
as long as the next OPPOSITE day coincides with THE NEXT SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL DAY
WHICH I DOUBT CONSIDERING APOLLO'S APPEARED IN HIS SCOUSE THIS IS ANFIELD APPAREL a THOUSAND TIMES
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-26 04:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh, off to the future i go!
http://stuff.ubersite.com/119633851440820857/1/preview/%5C%5Cpinsdata04%5CUsers%5Chall_n1%5CData%5CMy%20Pictures%5Csupernick.bmp
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 04:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*crosses fingers on ei failing*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 04:26:44 EDT (#)
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*remarks, and choose. jesus choose is a dumb looking word. Good luck america, and godspeed ei.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 04:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
she will live if those 8 or 9 americans make disparaging remakes about your booty in less than 11 remarks.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 04:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your mission - emissionimpossible, should you chose to accept it is to take your chances on a big jet plane, go to america and have no less than 8 or 9 americans make disparaging remakes about your bottom. If you don't accept this your mum will self-destruct in 5 seconds, or assplode in 3.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 04:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ei you have been voted off the island, according to robert plant you are going to california. good luck california.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 04:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-07-26 03:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You do realize it's 4am here. It was pub time!
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yes I *realise* that captain timeclock - I'm from the fucking future. But old fatso is usually up really late, casting her critique over mental heath. I doubt she's in a pub (don't you say bar?) she wouldn't pass the dress code.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-26 03:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol cant speak english? when I stop making retarted posts and inane comments
- no more than ten million in over two months - and instead opt for a site robots,jews and really fat people comment??
lol cant speak english? erm you better find some shit to back that up bub( id still show you my cock though)?
keep trolling d_r with your tiny toes and flat chested dead people (fg will never sleep with you) you are a camp little (hey clooney minus the human/amusing part) retarded ape of a robot.
also yes i am a retard and have pet mexicans and used to mail scourge (not everyone is a twat off line too like you(ok he is, but me makes me feel better about myself) if that is all you have bravo you are completly right because i cant type, cant string a coherent sentence together, basically I AM A RETARD AND IVE HAD REAL TROUBLE REWRITING THIS COMMENT BECAUSE IM TIRED, PULLED MY HAMSTRING YESTERDAY AND MY MUMMY WANTS ME TO MOVE OUT....I HAVE RAGE ISSUES. anyway the intawebs sleep better tonight sweetheart or something x
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-07-26 03:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You do realize it's 4am here. It was pub time!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 03:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry ei if you can't speak english you can't play
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 03:43:57 EDT (#)
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Morticiant have you been pashing forensic because she seems to have caught an extreme dose of tardy
And I've been waiting for her to reply during the entire 17 minute live version of zeppelin's Kashmir, twirling around in my labcoat and high quality sennheiser cordless headphones.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-26 03:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 00:38:40 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
okay, well, that's interesting. So, how did that make you feel, NOT the not knowing where to get milk bit but me calling you a fuckwit. Was is:
a. slightly put out
b. don't actually give a fuck
or
c. dispropotionately enraged and ready to drop a hate filled -2 on the next post that remotely resembles this one.
And please hurry up I have to get my kids breakfast.
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8 hours later isnt too bad.
(b) is my answer
good to part of a social experiment.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 03:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
btw if your thyroid is really acting up you could pay a mexican to 'donate' theirs, you'd be taller that's for sure.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 03:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're too late my little shetland goth I've a new subject. but thanks for getting back to me, maybe if I ever have to conduct a mental health test on tardy halflings we can revisit your amazing feedback.
JUST KIDDING I HAVE TO QUICKLY EMAIL FORENSIC I'LL BRB!!!!1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-07-26 02:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-25 20:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
okay. But did you feel:
a. disproportionately enraged
b. not particularly or don't take the internet that seriously
or
c. too short to actually have feelings, because of your bmi and are flat out fitting in vital organs, and a healthy thyriod gland.
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B
And maybe a little bit of C. Mostly B though.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 01:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hurry the fuck up scourge I have to get my kids afternoon tea
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-26 01:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge, *you're* a little peculiar - tell me the FIRST thing you think when you see this:
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is it:
a. hey it's not that gay
b. it's pretty gay that's why I like it
or
c. you're a fucking arsehat danger
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-26 01:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6GUnX7qMGk
shame his son is such a fucking bitch, because jack was the man.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2009-07-25 23:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You have way more hats than me. I am intensely jealous.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-25 22:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've been kicked out of my own god damned living room.
Apparently I'm too drunk to watch a documentary about Buddhists.
Who has to watch a documentary for a midterm anyway? Pffffffft.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-25 22:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Been there, done that, fags and shitholes booooooooring YNH.
blah blah blah.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-07-25 21:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It looks like the foreground fag is licking his fingers after pulling them out of the background fag's ass.
You live in a shithole.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-25 20:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
okay. But did you feel:
a. disproportionately enraged
b. not particularly or don't take the internet that seriously
or
c. too short to actually have feelings, because of your bmi and are flat out fitting in vital organs, and a healthy thyriod gland.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-07-25 20:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The first thing that comes to mind? "LOL"
I just had a birthday. My friends bought me dinner and a TV. I understand robots don't relate to this. But they don't have to like me if they keep it coming!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-25 20:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-25 20:10:00 EDT (#)
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and i'm saving that horribly uncalled for stupid comment about my beloved ei (shame on a non-human casting stones that way!) for my next weeks... whatever the fuck you said but w/out the uunneecceessaarryy E's and Q's or whatever the hell your program put in there, gaybeard.
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well that's not very nice. anyway scourge you basically started all of this I saw what you left on bell's post.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-25 20:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
valerie, you're not the full packet of oreo's. What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say this:
valerie, nobody likes you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-25 20:10:00 EDT (#)
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and i'm saving that horribly uncalled for stupid comment about my beloved ei (shame on a non-human casting stones that way!) for my next weeks... whatever the fuck you said but w/out the uunneecceessaarryy E's and Q's or whatever the hell your program put in there, gaybeard.
HAhaHAha
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-25 20:06:00 EDT (#)
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omg scourge i'm saving that for next week's pot meet kettle QUOOOOOOOOOOOOTE of the weeeeeeEEEEeeek you supersized-ubercon attendee.
where the fuck is ei the stupid cunt's just up and left mid-mental exam, he's got the attention span of a monkey.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-07-25 20:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-25 19:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
morticia.
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For all you noobs, that's me!
:D
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-25 19:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what i'm getting at is the fact that if i wanted to see some obesity induced 42G's and stretch marks i'd give sgthartman a ring.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-25 19:42:53 EDT (#)
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stfu scourge i'm trying to ana....i'm trying to understand ei's brai......the gap between his ears.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-25 19:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-25 19:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-25 18:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-25 00:10:54 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/122295
done before and better
funny the yanks forgot their sense of humour when a brit did it
i fucking hate this site
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AND THAT'S THE DIFFERNECE.
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aaahahaha it's a classic 'leave fj alonnne' moment, "I fucking HATE this site." All over the picture of an arse - like it was the iliad and a bunch of hick mountainmen from america had besmirched it's beauty.
sully it probably means she wants to send you a photo of her tits, which would make you similar to lungfish, in that the coy little minx wanted to send him a photo of them too.
and hidden.
skrap.
simon.
scourge? No wait I think she's upset with scourge at the moment....
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*insert screeching brake noise here*
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this, ummmm... creature and i have ALWAYS had a hate/hate relationship.
i have always done my best to ensure that any given moment she is upset with me.
the +2 is more for the orphelia response and ensuing fun than it is for haiku ass. mid-conversation, random ass displays are pretty sweet though.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-25 19:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*was IT goddammit. (I don't think THIS little soldier got enough sleep last night)
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-25 19:38:40 EDT (#)
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okay, well, that's interesting. So, how did that make you feel, NOT the not knowing where to get milk bit but me calling you a fuckwit. Was is:
a. slightly put out
b. don't actually give a fuck
or
c. dispropotionately enraged and ready to drop a hate filled -2 on the next post that remotely resembles this one.
And please hurry up I have to get my kids breakfast.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-25 19:31:24 EDT (#)
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where do i get milk from at this time of night?
im not THAT much of a fuckwit, we compliment each other really.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-25 19:19:27 EDT (#)
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EI, work with me here. I'm going to say something and I want you to respond with the first thing that comes to mind.
EI, you're a fuckwit.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-25 19:10:28 EDT (#)
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yeah im a gentleman
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-25 19:07:21 EDT (#)
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*gentlemen
whatever.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-25 19:06:26 EDT (#)
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and NOW, ladies and gentleman it's time for THIS week's Pot Meet Kettle QUOTE OF THE WEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeek.....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/122891#2918183
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-25 19:01:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-25 18:30:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-25 00:10:54 PDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/122295
done before and better
funny the yanks forgot their sense of humour when a brit did it
i fucking hate this site
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Woah, woah, woah,
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My naked ass is spontaneous,
AND THAT'S THE DIFFERNECE.
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aaahahaha it's a classic 'leave fj alonnne' moment, "I fucking HATE this site." All over the picture of an arse - like it was the iliad and a bunch of hick mountainmen from america had besmirched it's beauty.
sully it probably means she wants to send you a photo of her tits, which would make you similar to lungfish, in that the coy little minx wanted to send him a photo of them too.
and hidden.
skrap.
simon.
scourge? No wait I think she's upset with scourge at the moment....
shlongy.
orgasmatron.
coley.
morticia. anyway just most of the internet. and what a treat that would have been for them and COULD be for you, I mean imagine, a picture of her boobs!!
And orphelia you slapper when did I call you a racist, you hate filled chav bigot.
lol *dies*
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-25 18:33:17 EDT (#)
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Seriously though, if I were to imagine a situation where my white naked ass would offend someone...
This wouldn't be it.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-25 18:30:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-25 00:10:54 PDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/122295
done before and better
funny the yanks forgot their sense of humour when a brit did it
i fucking hate this site
===
Woah, woah, woah,
Woah, woah, woah,
Woah, woah, woah,
Woah, woah, woah,
Woah, woah, woah,
Woah, woah, woah,
Woah, woah, woah,
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Woah, woah, woah,
Woah, woah, woah,
My naked ass is spontaneous,
AND THAT'S THE DIFFERNECE.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-25 17:17:30 EDT (#)
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That's exactly what I thought at first, but I'm still not completely sure if she's speaking in terms of DNA or whatever. Orph, I'm probably missing something (please don't yell at me), but it seems like you're suggesting a conspiracy of JFK proportions here.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-25 17:14:07 EDT (#)
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you both chew tobacco and eat rodents?
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-25 17:09:02 EDT (#)
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I'm referencing...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-11 15:15:19 EDT (#)
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So Sully = Lungfish. Cool.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-21 18:30:47 EDT (#)
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sully the pirate below
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-07-21 18:23:24 EDT (#)
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I tried bacon-flavored chocolate yesterday. I don't recommend it.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-07-25 17:06:39 EDT (#)
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orpheliaaaa since I have you in a good mood, please explain the Sully=Lungfish theory. I'm dying to hear it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-25 17:05:30 EDT (#)
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now whats been going on here.......
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-25 12:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol attention whore? when I stop posting and all but a few comments - no more than ten in over two months - and instead opt for a site where my posts on average receive 5 comments and 100 views??
lol racist? erm you better find some shit to back that up bub?
keep trolling d_r with your sad pathetic bunch of followers (the brits you approve of and brunettes) you are a nasty little (hey short stuff) bitter twerp.
also yes i am a mum and have kids and used to mail sico (not everyone is a twat off line too like you) if that is all you have bravo you surely win an the intawebs sleep better tonight sweetheart x
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-07-25 09:30:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-25 03:36:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-25 08:10:54 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/122295
done before and better
funny the yanks forgot their sense of humour when a brit did it
i fucking hate this site
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She has a point.....
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What point is that Joey, that she's even more mental than she is perennially pregnant? As far as I can tell, I have quickly researched the idiot bell's post and I can see - count them, 11 out of ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN reviews that might be construed as americans 'forgetting their sense of humour'. Eleven out of a hundred and eleven....
Now, according to old boogle eyes, this is a blatant, concerted effort from an entire nation of xenophobic fatty loudmouths to bring to bear all their unfounded fear and distrust against a random brit, somebody of little to no consequence to either party - she's just upset it's a brit remember, and futhermore this agenda extends to the racist north american horde not even having the kippers or good grace to appreciate or even ADMIT that the random brit's post was indeed, OBVIOUSLY better, even though we're just talking about a couple of pictures of arses, and then she does exactly what she accuses the seppos of doing by dropping a hate -2 on some poor fools post, all because....of eleven out of a hundred and eleven....reviews.
Well, she sounds perfectly stable to me. Even after reading her last post, from an attention whore who willingly swapped emails with simon - lol.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-25 03:36:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-25 08:10:54 BST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/122295
done before and better
funny the yanks forgot their sense of humour when a brit did it
i fucking hate this site
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She has a point.....
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-07-25 03:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/122295
done before and better
funny the yanks forgot their sense of humour when a brit did it
i fucking hate this site
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-07-25 01:34:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-24 21:55:54 EDT (#)
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Bzzt.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 18:16:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2009-07-24 15:04:17 PDT (#)
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I quoted all tyhat just to point out that i was indeed banging that girl. It's really wasnt good at all.
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You better not be sober with typing like that, mister.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2009-07-24 18:04:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:15:07 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I'm not really a fix-it kind of guy, skrap. There's something else wrong with it, otherwise I'd just replace the bulb. I can do that.
That was a ridiculous night; quinn, some girl he was banging, her friend, and I polished off three gallons of Carlo (mostly me and quinn). We also broke a chair on the balcony, couldn't find one of the bottles the next day (they're not exactly inconspicuous), and someone managed to poor wine on the ceiling. How does that even happen?
That actually kind of hurt my feelings, Shlongy. I'm going to blast Riverview Restaurant and cry now.
Jerk.
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I quoted all tyhat just to point out that i was indeed banging that girl. It's really wasnt good at all.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2009-07-24 17:59:08 EDT (#)
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+2 cause it has me in it
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-07-24 17:50:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 15:21:16 EDT (#)
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22 year olds are poor, have dirty apartments, don night caps on their heads, and wear pajamas with butt flaps.
It's simply the natural way of things.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-24 14:56:29 EDT (#)
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You need to clean your damn house.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-07-24 14:42:39 EDT (#)
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you wear that night cap to bed, don't you? and footie pyjamas...with a bum flap
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2009-07-24 14:37:03 EDT (#)
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I'm so glad I'm not poor.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 14:00:43 EDT (#)
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Finally, our first butt joke, huzzah!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:59:40 EDT (#)
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I just noticed Quinn is eating one of the sunflower seeds he stole from me here, http://www.ubersite.com/m/122680
Thieving bastard.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see you play clue...
do you BUTTle sir?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:38:33 EDT (#)
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is the sun hat quinns?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:24:03 EDT (#)
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+2 for this super high art picture, and for forensic's awesome LOL butt stories
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:17:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:15:07 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I'm not really a fix-it kind of guy, skrap. There's something else wrong with it, otherwise I'd just replace the bulb. I can do that.
That was a ridiculous night; quinn, some girl he was banging, her friend, and I polished off three gallons of Carlo (mostly me and quinn). We also broke a chair on the balcony, couldn't find one of the bottles the next day (they're not exactly inconspicuous), and someone managed to poor wine on the ceiling. How does that even happen?
That actually kind of hurt my feelings, Shlongy. I'm going to blast Riverview Restaurant and cry now.
Jerk.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:13:47 EDT (#)
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And here's two naked man ass stories for you.
1. When my friend Cat recovered from a surgery at my place, my boyfriend used to like to wait until she was dozing off, drop trou, and shove his ass up against the bannister that led downstairs (where her bedroom was).
I'd hear a screech as she'd look up in her pain drug haze and see two bare ass cheeks staring at her through the bannister.
2. The first night the above referenced boyfriend slept over, he woke up in the middle of the night and went to the fridge to see what I had in there. My fridge rivals those of bachelor men.
I awoke shortly after he did and noticed the light coming from the kitchen and heard my cat going "Mrow?"
Peeking around the corner, ALL I could see was a naked man ass sticking out of the fridge, and my cat sitting directly below and looking up.
I imagine what she saw was a rather abstract elephant's head.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:04:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:00:22 EDT (#)
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...
No, it's cool, ours is different because I got drunk, fell into it and smashed the bulb. We have to use those grow lights now.
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I fixed mine after the get-drunk-and-fall-into-the-lamp incident. So much for my 'parallel lives' theory.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:03:09 EDT (#)
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"That didn't sit well with my sister, who used to be a gutter punk."
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He was obviously a brain dead lettuce head. Everyone knows you don't fuck around with gutter punk females.
He got what he deserved.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:02:41 EDT (#)
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Jesus H. Christ...what kind of moron would post THIS kind of picture on Uber?
(Please forget that http://www.ubersite.com/m/111636 ever happened - I was trying to WIN A UBER CONTEST.)
But you're right. Your apartment is a hole.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 13:00:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-24 09:50:01 PDT (#)
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Oh jebus. I have an identical floor lamp in my living room, as well as the table version. That's it; I'm taking both of them back to the Habitat for Humanity Re-Store this afternoon. Maybe I can get a refund.
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No, it's cool, ours is different because I got drunk, fell into it and smashed the bulb. We have to use those grow lights now.
Here's a story, Forensic. That picture on the left bookshelf doesn't fill the whole frame because I cut my sister's ex-boyfriend out of it. He had gotten drunk and choked her a week or so before he left her. He came home drunk and was being an asshole, decided to leave her and started packing his things. While doing so, he said something like, "This relationship has been dead for a year!"
That didn't sit well with my sister, who used to be a gutter punk. She elbowed him in the face, punched him repeatedly, then threw him into their wet bar. He shattered one of the bottles in the process and had a huge gash on his shoulder which required stitches. She also gave him two black eyes and a lumpy face.
True story, I figured you'd like it since you're all like an independent woman and what not.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:55:12 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/120955#2855128
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:50:55 EDT (#)
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Ubersite cries a single, collective tear for the absence of your poop.
Didn't shlongy +2 one of those posts?
That was weird, if so. Shlongy +2ing sicosemen poop just seems to defy some kind of law of physics.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:50:01 EDT (#)
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Oh jebus. I have an identical floor lamp in my living room, as well as the table version. That's it; I'm taking both of them back to the Habitat for Humanity Re-Store this afternoon. Maybe I can get a refund.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:40:03 EDT (#)
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I've had some epic poos since my last poo post but I vowed to never share with anyone again :(
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:37:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-24 09:33:45 PDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 11:32:21 CDT (#)
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I just have a habit of taking my pants off in the middle of conversations.
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who doesn't?
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It's hard to believe, but some prefer to converse with their pants on.
At any rate, my desire to have a face to face conversation with you just went way up. I'll bring my stalking pants, and remove them shortly afterward.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:33:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 11:32:21 CDT (#)
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I just have a habit of taking my pants off in the middle of conversations.
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who doesn't?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:33:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-24 09:31:57 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your condescending wigger/jr. chemists remark doesn't bode well with my ego!
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I'm sorry, I thought our lovebonds allowed me to make comments like that.
I thought we were close, I mean, I've seen your poo.
Poo, man.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:32:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-24 09:30:35 PDT (#)
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Nice bonnet on that hat tree.
Who took the picture? There's a story here, and I'd like to hear it.
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I thought the sleeping cap would get mentioned first.
Not much of a story, my girlfriend took the picture. She also took pictures of me passed out in the bedroom, and quinn passed out behind the couch.
I just have a habit of taking my pants off in the middle of conversations.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your condescending wigger/jr. chemists remark doesn't bode well with my ego!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:30:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-24 09:29:16 PDT (#)
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I take that back. You're on a one man shit list.
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But what could have possible broken the bonds of our love?
What happened to the lovebonds for Joseph Smith's sake?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:30:35 EDT (#)
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Nice bonnet on that hat tree.
Who took the picture? There's a story here, and I'd like to hear it.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:29:39 EDT (#)
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That's a kick ass lamp. Would feel right at home in my living room with all our other miscelaneous(Fuck off spellcheck!) vine related sundries.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:29:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-07-24 09:26:32 PDT (#)
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ARGGGGGGHHHH!!! MINE EYES!!!
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Pfft, like you're not printing this out and framing it as we speak.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I take that back. You're on a one man shit list.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now boys be boys and girls be girls they like it that way
There's nothing better in the whole wide world they're all happy and gay...
At the Riverview Restaurant
Guitar!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:26:32 EDT (#)
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ARGGGGGGHHHH!!! MINE EYES!!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:26:18 EDT (#)
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+ 2 GHEY BUTTSECKS!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-24 12:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Most ridiculous thing to have reposted, ever.