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super-geeko in under 60 seconds (1803 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.81 on 52 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by (V) (View user info) at 2009-07-26 20:38:10 EDT




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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-09-08 00:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-07-27 23:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This may be the best ever post on Ubersite, you know.
_____

:D

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-30 01:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

most clever post ive seen on this site in a long, long, LONG time.


fuck that original tattoo is gay. i mean really, really super duper gay. what a tool.

Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-07-29 13:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-07-28 19:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You are the best person ever.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-07-28 12:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2009-07-28 10:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think a kidnapping and forced tatooing is completely in order.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-07-28 08:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It took me hours to get this.

What a tit.



Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-07-27 23:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This may be the best ever post on Ubersite, you know.

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-07-27 20:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-07-27 16:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-27 15:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There is madness to this Method.

Syphillis tends to have that effect.

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-07-27 14:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-27 14:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-27 14:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-27 10:01:48 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was going to go for "super-lesbo in 60 seconds" with double ender but decided against it.
===

That would have gotten a +2 from me.

Doesn't the girl from Labyrinth partake in one of those at the end of Requiem? I know it happens, I just can't remember if it's the girl from Labyrinth.

==========

It doesn't matter anyway, Police Sergeant Foolproof says my posts suck and that I'm not allowed to post anymore. :(

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-07-27 14:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jennifer Connely - yes, she does.

It is glorious.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-27 14:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-27 10:01:48 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was going to go for "super-lesbo in 60 seconds" with double ender but decided against it.
===

That would have gotten a +2 from me.

Doesn't the girl from Labyrinth partake in one of those at the end of Requiem? I know it happens, I just can't remember if it's the girl from Labyrinth.


Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-07-27 13:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

very funny

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-07-27 13:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! The most realistic looking one yet.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-27 13:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was going to go for "super-lesbo in 60 seconds" with double ender but decided against it.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-07-27 11:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-07-27 11:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-07-27 08:06:56 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-07-27 10:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your Mom has a tattoo on the back of her neck. It says "If you can read this, you are a black guy with your cock in my ass"
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rofl

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2009-07-27 11:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-07-27 11:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-07-27 10:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your Mom has a tattoo on the back of her neck. It says "If you can read this, you are a black guy with your cock in my ass"
===
rofl

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-27 10:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOO HOO!

50% of Americans disapprove of Obama's performance to some extent compared to 49% that approve to some extent! His Rasmussen Approval Index (% of likely voters that strongly approve minus % of same demographic that strongly disapprove) is -10!!

+2s for all today's posts!

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/obama_administration/daily_presidential_tracking_poll

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-07-27 10:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That took me a while to figure out, I feel dumb...

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-07-27 10:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your Mom has a tattoo on the back of her neck. It says "If you can read this, you are a black guy with your cock in my ass"

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2009-07-27 10:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm so old now. I actually stopped a girl in the corridor at work and told her off for getting a neck tattoo because it 'won't look nice on her wedding day'

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-07-27 09:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hehe, i thought about that too when i saw her post...but nice execution. :-D

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-07-27 09:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't understand the reference!

You still get a +2 for the poster.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-07-27 08:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Do you think she's more of a Shania Twain kind of redneck, or a Gretchen Wilson kind of redneck? There's a difference.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-07-27 07:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-07-27 07:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AHAHAHAHA

Did someone do one of these with a guitar yet?

F-ENDER

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-07-27 06:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You out-Berged Rob!!




Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-27 05:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

UBER IS SAVED, THE MESSIAH IS HERE!!
















im talking bout me bra

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-07-27 05:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*golf clap*

Did not see that one coming miles away.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-07-27 03:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

METHOD!

THE CHRIST ANALOUGE HAS RETURNED!

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-07-27 01:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-07-26 23:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-26 22:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-26 22:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought you died

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-26 21:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Come on, people. There is a post at the bottom of the page that was submitted 10 days ago.

I remember when posts wouldn't last 8 hours! </whining douchebagery>

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-26 21:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

clever

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-07-26 21:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


here ya go: http://www.morewords.com/ends-with/ender/



Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-26 21:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hallelukah, got a bandwagon going. I feel like that drunk guy who starts a wave at a baseball game.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-07-26 21:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haaha

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-07-26 21:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LoL

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2009-07-26 20:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well played.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-26 20:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought that my last gem of a post might bring you out of the mental institution...

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-07-26 20:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-07-26 20:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

METHOD MADE ME LOL FOR RLZ

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-07-26 20:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


REDRUM!REDRUM!


Well played, sir.


Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2009-07-26 20:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Welcome back, good sir.

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-07-26 20:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, I get it.

Ha ha.


Um, it's like, uh ... did anyone see the movie `Tron'?

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