ATTN: Aussies - Third Test (1841 hits)
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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2009-07-29 12:42:28 EDT
Freddie's GONNA GET YA.
Discuss.
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-10 21:39:46 EDT (#)
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what with them selling everybody to real and only being able to afford johnsons
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-10 21:35:18 EDT (#)
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settle petal, you're obviously under the influence of your opiate and upset about city having so much monies. Maybe you could buy tim cahill from your merseyside rival if liverpool ever win the lotto, which is a lot better odds than them winning anything domestic or european.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-10 21:10:58 EDT (#)
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'jerseys' 'callers fee' wtf you seppo cunt?
you'll be adding a 's' to 'offside' the way you're going.
offsides and winningest are the two most fist curling words that americans use.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-10 20:53:03 EDT (#)
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not to mention a team full of dicks.
oh wait.
lolz.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-10 20:49:56 EDT (#)
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and you know if you DID sell torres to city you could probably get enough to buy three or four more of those johnsons, that way you would save money on jerseys and probably martin tylers caller's fee. win win.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-10 20:43:13 EDT (#)
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stop calling me brian you massive ten gallon arsehat
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-10 20:20:39 EDT (#)
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that just sums you up brian.
you have NO class.
you actually have no die hard loyalty to any team or any person other than yourself.
you're a pig. not a man who used to be a pig. just a pig.
pig.
PIGGY GPIGGY PIG PIG GPIG OMG I SURF AND I AM SO MYSTICAL AZND UNPAAPROACHABLE AND I SUR F YEHA AND IM IRONIC AND I CAN TYPE YEAH THAT S RGHT
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-10 16:39:44 EDT (#)
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you should sell torres to City, they've got some money you could have.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-10 12:24:07 EDT (#)
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yes liverpool are poor.
some seppos bought us for stupi money then put that stupid loan on the club and even though the club made 40 million quid profit the 'group' i.e. their fucking holding company with the huge fucking loan, made a loss servicing interest payments on their fucking loan they took out to buy our fucking club.
its madness.
i'm going to buy Shell for $1trillion. Then I'm going to get a loan of $1.2 trillion and secure it against Shell. The profits from Shell will go to pay 'Shell Holdings' loan interest obligations. I will still own Shell you understand.
THAT WOULDN'T BE ALLOWED AND IT IS ONLY ALLOWED IN FOOTBALL. You can't leverage 100% for fucks fucking sake you stupid cunts.
Well, they're not stupid, they're sneaky sly and clever in an oily way - the fucking rules are stupid an inadequate in a multi billion dollar industry.
So yes, we're poor.
touched a nerve there gaynger raynger.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-10 04:24:14 EDT (#)
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Ramprakash?
Key?
*sigh*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-10 00:47:43 EDT (#)
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who the fuck is johnson he sounds cheap or worse, scottish. are liverpool poor?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-10 00:44:09 EDT (#)
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johnson and aquilani.
one more to come too prob.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-10 00:39:12 EDT (#)
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who have you signed this season apoofo? I see alonso's gone to real.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-10 00:29:27 EDT (#)
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it was all my fault.
there was no fourth test post.
rest assure, universe, there will be a 5th test triumphant victory / heroic loss post.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-09 19:33:16 EDT (#)
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stupid touchpad
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-09 19:29:16 EDT (#)
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i didn't particularly care who won but lol
in fact +2 for the hilarity
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-09 05:59:52 EDT (#)
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A half fit Flintoff would be more effective than Harmison.
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Not true. At all.
Innings defeat on the cards. Well played, convicts.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-08 03:43:30 EDT (#)
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it is amazing how Clark hasn't played so far. We would far rather face Brett Lee than him.
Our selectors have decided to repay the favour to your selectors in this match by not including sidebottom and consistently picking Bopara at number 3, if anything he should be batting at 5 or 6 where he may get away with his loose strokes.
A half fit Flintoff would be more effective than Harmison.
Why we persisted with banging it in short for half the day is amazing.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-08 01:57:06 EDT (#)
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seriously, england's best player this series has been the australian selectors. basically gave them a 3 match headstart with their shit decision-making.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-07 23:53:24 EDT (#)
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what did i say about clark?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-07 16:49:08 EDT (#)
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footie season starts next week anyway.
(this week for bottom feeder clubs like norritch)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-07 08:16:54 EDT (#)
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oh yeah, excellent. guess his could make the final test quite interesting, though, you never know, super steve harmison could rattle through them.............
ha, yeah right, still we must believe.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-07 08:10:35 EDT (#)
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Well this sucks.
Good job footie season starts today.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-07 08:07:28 EDT (#)
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It's gonna be funny if England don't make 100. Very funny.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-07 08:01:30 EDT (#)
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72-6
SUPER!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-07 07:45:12 EDT (#)
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deep deep trouble
this is close to being a disgrace
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-07 07:26:04 EDT (#)
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*SIGH*
im very glad i took the day off work to watch this
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-07 07:10:30 EDT (#)
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cheers Dervel.......good innings by Bell :(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-07 07:06:43 EDT (#)
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Good move by Australia bringing back Clark, but he looks like he's bowling with a pole stuck up his arse and no, i dont mean orphelia.
Our batting looks very weak.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-07 06:31:19 EDT (#)
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16-2! Fucks sake.
Enter Belly to steady the ship...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-07 04:35:09 EDT (#)
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4th test POST!!
anyway, Flintoffs out....
hmmmmmm
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-06 07:22:44 EDT (#)
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*will
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-06 07:13:28 EDT (#)
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I dont actually think they well, he must have really annoyed Ponting or not be fit enough. I think you will play the same team, apart from possibly dropping Siddle/Hauritz and bring in Lee if he's fit.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-06 07:03:15 EDT (#)
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they just have to pick stuart clark for the next game, they HAVE to.
if they pick him in the first match instead of fucking siddle, its a completely different series.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-06 05:05:21 EDT (#)
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With that in mind, it is now inevitable that the Aussies will triumph.
Seriously though, neither team can easily bowl the other out, it's almost painful at times. Watching Peter Siddle trundle up to bowl like a constipated Merv Hughes and Stuart Broad whirl his way to the wicket , only to bowl so wide of the wicket that Inspector Gadget would have trouble reaching it, leaves me feeling empty inside. Bowlers aren't actually getting many wickets with good balls, it's because of inept batsmen such as Bopara and Hussey being present that we don't have five days of one team batting.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2009-08-06 04:47:39 EDT (#)
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if poms can somehow win the serious comfortably, could be end of ponting as captain!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-06 04:12:08 EDT (#)
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I propose:
Strauss
Cook
Collingwood
Bell
Bopara
Prior
Flintoff
Swann
Anderson
Sidebottom
Onions
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-05 07:04:24 EDT (#)
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look, ive been to a few places in Australia and yeah, if i wante dnice beaches, sexy women and a beer belly, hell i would move. but no, i want gloomy days, darkness and bad teeth
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-05 07:03:07 EDT (#)
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EI, why exactly have you copied and pasted a chunk off of the visitbristol website? You daft lad.
And why did you omit this:
"HorseWorld - Meet rescued horses, ponies and donkeys and take part in hands-on feeding activities and fun games for all ages."
Horse based fun and games for all ages? I bet it isn't Buckaroo. Perverts.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 06:55:58 EDT (#)
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weather aside.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-05 06:55:10 EDT (#)
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right now, im the fucking don juan.
good news though, if trott and sidebottom play you should have the next test wrapped up within 3 days.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-08-05 06:52:59 EDT (#)
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Actually, having now read some of the replies, it's kind of offensive to be called a 'Miserable whining cunt' by you.
I guess if I was to try and find the positive it would be that you appear to be an expert on the subject.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-05 06:49:44 EDT (#)
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my g-sting was caught in my foreskin, i couldnt help it
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-08-05 06:48:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-04 18:01:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-08-03 18:10:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 18:17:00 EST (#)
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probably a draw but if we bowl REALLY well we have a chance.
Chasing 220 off 30 overs would be interesting.
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You really are a fucking retard, aren't you?
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fuck off you miserable whining cunt
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Awww, isn't that sweet?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-05 06:45:30 EDT (#)
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*blinks*
*opens eyes really wide, puts thumb and forefinger either side of chin and contemplates*
hmmm so basically your saying that you want in on my gaydom corral
hey do you know Mick Turner?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 06:38:29 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry ei did I give you the impression that I actually LIKE cricket?
There's a reason the play.....participants are fat ei it's because it's not a sport.
Sure there's an element of 'science' to them all standing out there slinging insults at each other but it's pretty fucking boring for the most part. "oe'r er wuch wheyyyyy wull the bowler bowl ut thus teme I wunder" sud the fat commentator, "not lark last time I expuct unluss e's going to be vurry BURing laark what befure..."
Fuck test cricket. A piss poor excuse for fat lazy cunts to stand around for FIVE fucking days and probably not get a result, at least in football in last sixteen cup fixtures they get to fire short volleys at a hapless deer in the headlights goalkeeper, or if your david beckham half of portugal. It's not perfect but YOU GET A RESULT, THERE'S A REASON THEY DON'T HAVE A TEST WORLD CUP AND THAT'S BECAUSE IT COULD GET RAINED OUT AND TOTALLY FUCKING BORING IN A SEMI-FINAL. WHAT WOULD THEY DO IF THEY HAD A DRAW - HIT BALLS AT THE WHITE SCREEN? IMA JUST TRYING TO THINK HERE EI OF ANOTHER SPORT THAT HAS TO CHANGE IT'S RULES SO IT CAN BE PLAYED IN AN INTERNATIONAL WORLD CUP FORMAT AND I'M SORRY BUT YOUR STUPID GAY CRICKET IS THE ONLY ONE I CAN COME UP WITH. FLAWED MUCH!!???? IN YOUR ARSE!!!?!!!!!!111
but i'm sorry i'm arguing for you. how else would cricket work it's not designed that way. to entertain or achieve anything other than an insipid result THIS much <holds finger and thumb really close together> of the world cares about. England, australia (for shame), the sub continent (that includes new zealand) and the racialist boers. oh and the dutch who spanked you. lol.
it's cool that you like it just please respect that I don't, stop trying to rope me into your gaydom corral. put down that lasso special soldier.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-05 06:31:13 EDT (#)
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yeah we have a zoo, bring it on, do you have a zoo? we also have brunel, ummm,
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Clifton Suspension Bridge - Enjoy an entertaining free guided tour of Bristol's most famous landmark and take in the incredible views of Avon Gorge and the city beyond.
Old City - Explore the narrow cobbled streets and magnificent buildings of Bristol's original old town. Don't miss the Llandoger Trow on King Street or the Corn Exchange in Bristol's old financial quarter.
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The Edward Jenner Museum - Located in Berkeley next to the famous Berkeley castle, this museum gives a fascinating insight into the home of the vaccination pioneer Edward Jenner, who discovered the cure for smallpox.
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Berkeley Castle - Explore over 900 years of history at this impeccably-preserved medieval fortress.
Blaise Castle Estate - Wander the splendid grounds and folly castle of this romantic estate.
The Red Lodge - Historic Elizabethan house and tranquil walled garden located in the heart of Bristol's West End.
Thornbury Castle - Magnificent Tudor country house hotel which was once owned by King Henry VIII.
Ashton Court Estate - Historic park and country home covering 850 acres of woods and grassland just minutes from Bristol's centre.
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John Wesley's Chapel 'The New Room' - Step back in time and visit the world's oldest Methodist building as it was in the 18th century.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-05 06:25:31 EDT (#)
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Well you started it on both posts.
It does amuse me that someone from Bristol would mock Norwich about diversity though. You've got a zoo, two shit football teams and the Clifton suspension bridge. Go Bristol, woo!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-05 06:11:58 EDT (#)
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i like how were back an forthing on two seperate posts but it still comes down to you insulting Bristol in some way.
where's berty , lets make of him for having no legs
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-05 06:09:01 EDT (#)
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To a Brizzle boy, I'd appear an expert on most things.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-05 05:55:25 EDT (#)
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ok Mr Turnip expert
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-05 05:52:26 EDT (#)
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Turnips in Norfolk? Turnips are mostly grown as fodder so you'll be wanting pastoral farming areas.
Like the "culturally diverse" West Country.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-05 05:48:55 EDT (#)
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gaydar ranger watching Sky Sports' coverage of the Ashes, rum and coke in hand attempting to become part of the cricketing community.
"why do they have to run," he muses.
"woof"
"here boy sit on my lap, oh yeah, right there, thats the spot"
"woof"
"oh you like that do you, dirty bitch"
"wooooof....ummmmmm....look g_r can i stop pretending to be your dog, im just the paper boy, now take your copy of bumming monthly and give me my sack back, stick to sewing and kittens, right,ok?"
ranger sits back down, flicks the tv off and solemnly makes the 2hr trek to his bed in the woods, napsack flung over his shoulder.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 05:26:58 EDT (#)
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seriously just IMAGINE it
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-05 05:25:51 EDT (#)
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personally I can't wait for the 4th test, two draws, one ending in a gentlemens' agreement that playing on was pointless because fuck it, it was only going to end in a draw, after '5' days even though it really wasn't because a good portion of those days was rained out with the inclement english weather - in summer. WHAT an excitement fest. Only bettered by the australian broadcaster playing re-runs of what happened last week - even though we knew on account of it having already happened, whenever it was raining. Imagine the nail-biting. if you can.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-05 05:23:49 EDT (#)
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shut up farmer boy, go tend to your turnips and no, we dont want to hear your cunning plan
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-05 05:02:58 EDT (#)
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Bell is quality he's just underachieved, he is to English batsmen that Liverpool are to the Premier League.
And Collingwood is a great player and has been in top form since the Windies.
To conclude, you're both nuts. Prior should be the target of your irritation, closely followed by Broad who's not done much at all.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-04 10:57:01 EDT (#)
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I hate Collingwood for no reason, its the great thing about sport, you get to hate people for no reason and they never know
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-04 10:56:19 EDT (#)
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He's played twice in 20/20 matches and failed but been in awesome form, playing against underarm bowling by the local butcher on the local green.
bells a dashing batsmen, just ginger, dont hold it against him, if you do, he'll touch it
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-04 10:44:24 EDT (#)
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i don't know much about this trott chap either.
I know he's been pasting them for Warwickshire - is he a dashing batsman in the FF/KP mold? Or another bell type tool?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-04 10:41:42 EDT (#)
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i don't see the point in bopra.
or bell.
i hate bell in fact.
i'm not sure why.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-04 04:43:14 EDT (#)
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he should also make a mental note to string Bopara up by his big fat nose.
he has to change the order as we cant really drop Bopara (we have no one else) and if anyone mentions Rob 'Pie' Key, I will kill them.
Swap Bopara and Collingwood around.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-04 04:33:34 EDT (#)
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I think we should be more worried about our fielding, there were dropped balls and piss poor attempts at boundary saves all over the park yesterday. It was like having 11 Matt Prior's on the field.
Strauss should also make a mental note not to get Bop to bowl a few overs, Colly's your man for that.
I'm starting to think the series will be a draw, we've lost all momentum since Lords.
But then I remember we're playing Australia not a decent team like NZ or SA, and I'm happy again.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-04 04:18:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-04 02:40:56 BST (#)
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to be honest, it looked to me by the end that if the second day doesnt rain out, this is more likely to be an aussie win than an english one
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Clarke is batting brilliantly at the minute, looking good racing down the wicket to Swann and playing any swing well from Anderson et al.
Could be interesting if Harmison comes back in in place of Broad on Thursday but i cant see it. Id rather have Sidebottom coming in.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-04 04:01:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-08-03 18:10:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 18:17:00 EST (#)
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probably a draw but if we bowl REALLY well we have a chance.
Chasing 220 off 30 overs would be interesting.
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You really are a fucking retard, aren't you?
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fuck off you miserable whining cunt
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-04 03:09:43 EDT (#)
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sure sure, still - I'll never understand what THAT was all about.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-04 02:56:41 EDT (#)
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dont you mean your ex-wife?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-04 02:29:57 EDT (#)
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Once, I called my wife fat when she was pregnant, and she got really fucking hormonal and incensed and launched into this TOTAL fucking tirade which really fucking pissed me off because she WAS fat.
it's not like I'd just SAID it.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-03 21:40:56 EDT (#)
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to be honest, it looked to me by the end that if the second day doesnt rain out, this is more likely to be an aussie win than an english one.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-08-03 18:18:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-03 10:18:21 CDT (#)
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good morning chaps.
point of interest, if your air conditioning breaks and it's 100 degrees outside and your missus is sweating and whingeing, don't slap her arse and say 'if you lost a bit of pork you'd be cooler'.
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Hahahahaha!
You didn't! I hope the dear woman has sense enough to fire back. You do sleep with one eye open, right?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-08-03 18:10:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 18:17:00 EST (#)
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probably a draw but if we bowl REALLY well we have a chance.
Chasing 220 off 30 overs would be interesting.
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You really are a fucking retard, aren't you?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-03 12:03:28 EDT (#)
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i know mate, here I am selflessly offering her suggestions on what to do to avoid such an issue in the future and she throws it back in my face!
I'll never understand 'em.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 11:23:10 EDT (#)
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you were just trying to be helpful too.
i have to tread really carefully with my gf with regards to weight.
especially when i told her i didnt like 'really thin girls anyway'
:( bad move
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-03 11:18:21 EDT (#)
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good morning chaps.
point of interest, if your air conditioning breaks and it's 100 degrees outside and your missus is sweating and whingeing, don't slap her arse and say 'if you lost a bit of pork you'd be cooler'.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-03 08:44:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-03 08:24:23 EDT (#)
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Babies don't have knee caps.
I think that's right, I think babies grow them as they get older.
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What you have to remember is that it is the blind leading the blind.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-03 08:24:23 EDT (#)
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Babies don't have knee caps.
I think that's right, I think babies grow them as they get older.
As such it would be pointless trying to break them with hammers, they'd be better off taking bolt-cutters to their tendons.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-03 08:08:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 07:54:19 EDT (#)
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berty actually thought i was coherent the other week.
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You were! I was well proud. Like the first time a father watches his son run the full length of the garden without falling over.
And Dervel, the disabled community is both active and pervasive. It is just there is only so much time you can spend in the company of young married couples talking about smashing their babies' kneecaps with a hammer before it all gets a bit claustrophobic.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 07:54:19 EDT (#)
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berty actually thought i was coherent the other week.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-03 07:35:48 EDT (#)
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So it's agreed by popular consensus that IE's a Welsh nancyboy who may or may not be a bit thick?
Fair enough.
I was just retaliating to his drivel comment really, but I accept your judgment.
Though IE's assertion that Berty has no friends certainly looks like it may hold water. The impaired are too embarrassing to be chummy with.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-03 07:35:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-03 12:21:15 BST (#)
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Then again, I have a friend
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All lies.
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*dangles painfully from own petard*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 07:24:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-03 12:21:15 BST (#)
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Then again, I have a friend
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All lies.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-03 07:21:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-03 07:15:56 EDT (#)
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Ipswich?! How bloody dare you!
And I'm not hanging around with EI. He's quite clearly thick, Welsh and a bit of a nancy.
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Actually I think he went to a good school and became a quantity surveyor, so he is probably quite bright.
Then again, I have a friend who studied Human Resources at university, failed, and the retrained as a quantity surveyor so perhaps I am giving him too much credit.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 07:18:51 EDT (#)
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*takes leek out of handbag and puts behind left ear*
How Very Dare You
*makes complicated hand gesture reminiscent of bertys old hand gestures*
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-03 07:15:56 EDT (#)
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Ipswich?! How bloody dare you!
And I'm not hanging around with EI. He's quite clearly thick, Welsh and a bit of a nancy.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-03 06:58:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-03 06:50:44 EDT (#)
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I'm going to have to move to Dubai. I hope you're happy.
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Pfft. It's a hell of an upgrade from Ipswich. In Dubai they have doors and big, big, men to keep the poor people out of sight and mind.
Wait, it was you who lived in Ipswich wasn't it? Or was it Canterbury?
Anyway as a serious point I will be unavailable for cricket or other attendance so you could hang out with EI without fear of me or the inland revenue swooping on you.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-03 06:50:44 EDT (#)
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I'm going to have to move to Dubai. I hope you're happy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 06:48:21 EDT (#)
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See, this would be the type of ubercon i would be interested in, going to watch a day's cricket, getting drunk, so drunk that i could just wander away from dervels incessant drivel, hop over the barrier and cup Freddie's ass with both hands.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-03 06:45:35 EDT (#)
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:(
This is the problem when you get tough with the non-doms.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-03 06:36:57 EDT (#)
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I can't afford Berty's outsider tax. :(
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-03 06:30:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 06:16:53 EDT (#)
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dervel, get to edgbaston today, theres probably a few spaces, actually lets all go, i'll make the home brew.
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That isn't a bad idea. We could make a day of it.
EI could buy me that pint he owes me.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 06:16:53 EDT (#)
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dervel, get to edgbaston today, theres probably a few spaces, actually lets all go, i'll make the home brew.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-03 06:14:55 EDT (#)
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It's going to be a draw today.
Then England will wrap up the series on day 4 at the oval, because I'm there.
And lets face it, I deserve to witness more sporting triumphs.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-03 06:13:17 EDT (#)
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Point of discussion:
Cricket is the best game ever because it has hovercraft.
Hovercraft racing is only not the greatest sport in the world because of the terrible let down that is motor sport.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 05:59:29 EDT (#)
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looks like i may well be talking to myself on this post today
ok, time for play
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-03 04:17:00 EDT (#)
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probably a draw but if we bowl REALLY well we have a chance.
Chasing 220 off 30 overs would be interesting.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-02 20:58:22 EDT (#)
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some actual verbal back and forth today. good to finally see.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-02 14:00:11 EDT (#)
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play due tommorow, weather according to the BBC is sunny intervals but another website has rain forcast.
fingers crossed
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-02 13:47:36 EDT (#)
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splendid.
Presume they're playing tomorrow?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-02 13:39:11 EDT (#)
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swann looks unplayable
ive never been so excited watching something on the internet!
hang on....
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-02 13:38:24 EDT (#)
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YES YES YES YES CUNTING HAS GONE!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-02 13:38:16 EDT (#)
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fuckinggg ponting
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-02 13:34:05 EDT (#)
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dems onions are tasty!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-02 13:29:45 EDT (#)
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Katich bitch!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-02 11:05:49 EDT (#)
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what the fuck was Shane Watson bowling
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-02 10:26:10 EDT (#)
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um, derr fred, i know people found our team unlikeable because of the sledging. what the sledging also did was get into professional sportsmen's heads and make them play more shite than they actually were. now we arent allowed to do it, for fear of making the precious little teddy bears cry again.
i dont want them to be likeable, i want them to win. when fattie flintoff points someone to the stands, i want no less than three players to get right in his ear when he comes out to bat, and then have siddle put the next two overs on his fucking chin. send a couple beamers at his head, and ask him if he's got some more poses he'd like to share.
steve waugh was not what youd call a likeable guy, and could largely be credited (maybe along with allan border?) for the 'sledging' mindset that was so successful, but i, and you, and most aussies would have his babies - probably more than a few people of other nations also, despite his - as i see it - unlikeability.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-02 08:06:20 EDT (#)
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with that wicket of collingwood, the match takes an interesting turn. I fancy us to get a similar total to yours and then it's game on.
Bell/Koertzen needs to stay there and get a hundred.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-02 07:59:41 EDT (#)
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iddqd the reason people find/FOUND our team so unlikeable is BECAUSE of the sledging. They were hands down the best side on the planet and when they were serving up inept opponent arse on a platter, they sledged. 'Back to the sheds with you ineptitude we're winning because we're so awesome, btw, we fucked your mum.' It wasn't nice. It wasn't sporting, it certainly wasn't underarm bowling but it was close. It WASN'T our football team defining our sporting spirit on a global scale. therein lies the lesson.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-02 07:46:11 EDT (#)
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he's 31 (i think) and still bowling pretty much just as well as he was a year ago, which is to say, he would be first picked if he was english - but somehow our moron selectors think siddle is a better option.
clark has at least 2 years of excellent form left in him. use it while we can.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-02 05:56:37 EDT (#)
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p.s they are hoping for play in the next hour
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-02 05:56:08 EDT (#)
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Yeah you can point to umpiring decisions but as you alluded to, your bowling is poor. Clark should be in the team, but even then he's 34? What happened to all your young bowlers other than Johnson? Who was that shaggy haired bowler....Nathan something?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-02 00:11:44 EDT (#)
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yeah, youre right, the poms are the masters of sporting behaviour.
flintoff imperiously pointing (whichever batsman it was, i think katich) to the stands after dismissing him (like the utter toolbag he is) is of course the height sporting behaviour. we can all take a leaf out of england's book of chivalrous sport, especially strauss' chapter where you claim catches that hit the ground.
bitchy, circular back-and-forth's aside (because australia are no less guilty), the point is that these guys are professional sportsmen. there is verbal niggle in every sport, and its one of the things that really made the australian team so very strong for so very long - getting inside opposing teams heads and making otherwise extremely talented and capable sportsmen fail at the things they can do in their sleep. see 'south african cricket' in reference to this.
after all, the old adage, what happens on the field, stays on the field is in my mind, a - if not the - core definition of 'sportsmanship'. its not like we had a copyright on sledging, anyone is able to do it. further it doesnt just involve sledging - in fact it can largely be done without, particularly racist stuff (though i personally couldnt care less if they are being racist), we seem to have been shoe-horned into behaving like meek little lambs, as opposed to the confident, arrogant douches that you guys friggin hate.
when strauss says 'australia have lost their aura' he (whether he knows it or not) is talking about this. we have lost our 'aura' because we have been henpecked by media (and probably a cricket board nervously looking after the almighty sponsor dollar, forgetting that the arrogance is what got all the sponsorship in the first place, with all teh success) into playing in some silent, almost antiseptic manner that is completely at odds with our sporting culture - a highly successful sporting culture at that.
that, and our bowling attack is FUCKED, and they WONT FUCKING PICK STUART CLARK THE FUCKING MORONS.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-01 23:22:44 EDT (#)
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so go straight to being unsporting when the chips are down?
how very ponting.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-01 23:14:25 EDT (#)
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that blind old cunt gets a MINIMUM of 3 decisions utterly wrong (not jsut a little wrong, that happens, especially with dodgy edges or line-ball LBW decision) - like the 'catch' that wasnt - he had already sent one such decision (rightly) upstairs to be looked at, but not the second one, which clearly on replay had hit the ground WELL before strauss' hands.
now on the news today we have warney telling the aussie team EXACTLY what i said just a bit further down the page, just the other day - they need to sledge again, and use that mentality to impose themselves on players and teams.
political correctness is beating australia, rather than cricket teams.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-08-01 20:33:18 EDT (#)
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It sure is. I'm not really annoyed, I just don't understand how he keeps his job even though he has been making howler after howler for years.
Good luck to him, I just hope he doesn't have the final say on one of these test matches.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-01 13:07:47 EDT (#)
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nah, bell's lbw wasn't hard even for me, a non umpire watching it in real time on a shitty internet feed.
it even SOUNDED like pad.
I can understand why you are annoyed.
i would be.
that's the game though isn't it?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-08-01 05:53:05 EDT (#)
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Agreed
That guy is fucking crap. Johnson's decision was terrible when he was batting, Clark's was certainly doubtful enough to be given not out.
Bell should certainly have been out last night before stumps.
I can't believe he can give a decision like Clark's and not give Bell out. It just doesn't make sense.
I'm fine for him to give Johnson and Clark but he certainly has to give Bell as well if he wants to remain consistent. The fact that he didn't do that suggests that he is just guessing and therefore should never be a 1st class umpire again.
And yes, for all you fuckheads who are about to tell me how hard it is, I do it all the time so fuck off.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-31 23:43:09 EDT (#)
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coertzen is a terrible umpire who should not be given ANY more test matches
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-07-31 13:16:07 EDT (#)
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that was absolutely 100% certainly out LBW.
Brilliant.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-31 12:56:25 EDT (#)
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Very similar decision went against us in your innings.
oh well.
Could be a very interesting test match.
350 would be a good score.
Rain tomorrow.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-07-31 12:45:39 EDT (#)
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Cheatin' cunts. You've got Rudi on the take again.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-31 12:37:23 EDT (#)
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I think I shall pull up all sports posts by the Brits and the Aussies, open an Excel or SPSS spreadsheet, and run some stats. Specifically I want to look at the word 'cunt.'
Hmm, yes. A nice little time wasting project for me.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-31 11:29:27 EDT (#)
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I fancy 180 - 200
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-07-31 11:24:22 EDT (#)
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i say swing the bat.
If we closed at around 350-3 that would be a fantastic effort.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-31 10:13:57 EDT (#)
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oh FFS
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-31 09:58:56 EDT (#)
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right, plan of action pollo
we go out , all guns blazing, 280 -1 at close
or
we make things tricky and lose Cook,Bopara and Bell and Collingwood before close of play
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-07-31 09:47:15 EDT (#)
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hahah
i know.
i bowl like that.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-31 08:56:51 EDT (#)
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for the love of god stuart broad, you run up like curtly ambrose and bowl like curly watts
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2009-07-31 08:48:34 EDT (#)
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I don't get it, but I suppose it's sporting in which case may the best team win.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-07-31 08:33:26 EDT (#)
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Attn: iddqd.
Wrong.
It is your girly men who desperately wish a draw.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-31 08:16:19 EDT (#)
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you may be watching the rain fall tommorrow
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-07-31 08:10:21 EDT (#)
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I'm going to enjoy watching this one over the weekend. Australia will be battling for a draw. Again.
In your piggy face Ponting, you cunt.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-31 08:02:27 EDT (#)
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this is quite amazing
though i fancy facing Siddle and Hilfethingy will be quite tricky
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-07-31 07:54:11 EDT (#)
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Quality batting
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-31 07:51:37 EDT (#)
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You boys are getting fucked.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-07-31 07:42:35 EDT (#)
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Manou has been around for a long time. Don't know whether he can handle this though
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-07-31 07:40:02 EDT (#)
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We're shit
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-07-31 07:33:12 EDT (#)
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Hey Skeletor, what's happening? Long time no speak...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-31 07:30:30 EDT (#)
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he doesnt seem to be firing on all cylinders this match
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-31 07:28:18 EDT (#)
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Hi Sphagy
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-07-31 07:26:01 EDT (#)
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Good catch Freddy. What a hero.
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2009-07-31 07:01:36 EDT (#)
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I escaped after reading your warning.
Thanks.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-31 06:50:58 EDT (#)
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Onions bringing tears to Australian eyes.
Onions running rings round the Aussie batsmen.
The Aussies are finding Onions unpalatable.
Onions cutting Aussies off at source.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-31 04:19:12 EDT (#)
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we cant put a roof on the stadium, it would stop Freddie walloping Siddle into the next millenium.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-30 22:43:43 EDT (#)
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this is their game plan - play one good test, get up 1-0 and wait for rain. you saw them looking imploringly at the skies in the first test. it was pathetic.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-07-30 22:03:03 EDT (#)
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Fucking rain.
Put a roof on the stadium, you prehistoric motherfuckers.
It never stops raining in that shithole
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-30 17:10:01 EDT (#)
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yeah, true, but he's also doubled in every game but one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-30 17:04:05 EDT (#)
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From what I read, 3 of his first 4 hiin a redleg uni were bloopers over the infield...He's been exposed as another Coors Field fraud.
Good riddance, Matt...Thanks for nothin'.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-30 16:59:35 EDT (#)
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wallace is a demon with the bat, but a shitty 3rd baseman. he plays 1st pretty well but if we hang onto albert, which they fucking better, what good does THAT do us. we've still got a few great hitting prospects down in the system, so...
either way, holliday is obviously just a rental here as well to boost us into the postseason, but he's doing that. hitting a fucking blue streak since he came over.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-30 16:48:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-30 16:39:12 EDT (#)
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good point, sir.
what do you think about the A's dumping Holliday to the Cards?
Looking back on how excited I was when we first acquired him... who they gave up initially to get him...and knowing full well that they were not going to try and sign him long term this year...and then watching him play in TB and looking like complete dogshit...
I don't care that he's gone. He didn't do a fucking thing in 4 months as an A.
But we gave up 3 big leaguers (last year) to get three "prospects", and the number 1 prospect appears to be a fatass.
I'm kind of surprised that you're not pissed that they gave up Wallace. He would seem to be your future favorite player.
I know one thing...the A's have the Red Sox number at Fenway, for some reason.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-30 16:43:31 EDT (#)
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well that was a bit dissapointing
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-30 16:39:12 EDT (#)
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good point, sir.
what do you think about the A's dumping Holliday to the Cards?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-30 16:36:15 EDT (#)
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Nahhhh...if it was, I have to think it'd have more than 410 hits.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-07-30 16:30:00 EDT (#)
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this is some convoluted shlongy reference, right?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-07-30 15:10:03 EDT (#)
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I have no clue. Never did.
Cricket is a bug, huh?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-07-30 14:40:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-07-30 12:43:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-07-30 07:31:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-07-29 15:42:51 EDT (#)
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i hate ian bell.
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What? Seriously, what?
Belly is awesome!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-30 06:57:16 EDT (#)
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he's the epitome of 'meh'
he'll bowl a steady line that does nothing but aggravate a batsman into making a poor shot after 3 hours, and he'll get 30 with the bat in an uninteresting way.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-30 05:19:01 EDT (#)
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Whats this Macdonald guy like?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-30 05:12:31 EDT (#)
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hilfenhaus is good... IN ENGLAND. thats it. everywhere else he gets carted for billions.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-30 05:11:16 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pZuGJW08Uw
He's obviously lost his dignity too
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-30 05:09:28 EDT (#)
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hilfenhaus is good, just feel sorry for Hughes and I have never rated Watson, he's like a slightly squashed version, minus the talent, of Michael Clarke.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-30 05:08:48 EDT (#)
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lee is at least 2 years past his best.
he bowled well in that tour match, and it would have been nice to see him bowl at cardiff, but he was always about the super-pace, which he doesnt have anymore
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-30 05:06:51 EDT (#)
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mitchell johnson, when not bowling like a fag, is probably the best bowler in the world, at least in the top 3, and certainly of greater value than anyone else in the australian side. however, clark is basically a poor-mans mcgrath, which is still more mcgrath than anyone else in the world has, so i was just dismayed - DISMAYED - when they chose not to play him, particularly at lords.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-30 05:05:15 EDT (#)
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hughes hasnt performed. its not like we're short of batsmen, we have run scorers all over the place. our bowling, however, has been (aside from hilfenhaus, who was born to play in england, but almost nowhere else, like most english players) WOEFUL, and we need another option in attack. plus i dont htink anyone knows or remembers how watson bats or bowls, and the last footage is too scratchy and difficult to see from having been in archives for so long that i think the plan is noone in the england side will know how to bowl to him or face his deliveries
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-30 05:03:04 EDT (#)
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they seem worried about Clarks fitness but I would have thought he was your best bowler behind Brett Lee. I fancy him to replace Siddle in this match, Siddle looks angry but a bit toothless.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-30 05:02:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-30 04:59:06 EDT (#)
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oh and Kallis is a fatter cunt than Flintoff
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hes also one of the most prolific bowlers AND batsmen ever to do either, let alone both.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-30 05:01:18 EDT (#)
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i dont get why they have dropped Hughes, seems really harsh. IF they are basing it on his mental fragility (getting out to the short ball on leg stump) then surely Watsons mental fragility is FAR worse, he averages something like 19 and is always getting injured.
he makes freddie look fit
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-30 05:01:04 EDT (#)
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in my opinion, if you guys actually win this series, you can thank whatever idiots who were responsible for not selecting stuart clark to play in the first two, ESPECIALLY at lords.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-30 04:59:06 EDT (#)
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if you dont understand a sport you're unlikely to like it
oh and Kallis is a fatter cunt than Flintoff
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-30 04:58:27 EDT (#)
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he didnt adapt. and our selectors have had a raging megahuge boner for watson for the better part of a decade now, and want to actually get some of all the money we've paid him before he picks up injury #93,741 iwithin the next week or so.
though in 3 years, maybe less, hughes is gonna be averaging 60.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-30 04:57:12 EDT (#)
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http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12123_5461105,00.html
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-30 04:56:40 EDT (#)
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and seriously, can the yanks fuck off?
this is a sport almost none of you are remotely capable of understanding as it involves more than 3 seconds of attention every 10 mintues, and is tactically more demanding than your average game of hop-scotch. (though NFL is pretty tactically interesting, if boring as fuck).
actually, fuck it, im wrong to say the above, i like most sports, and i like stuff about yank soprts also (ive played basketball since about the age of 10, and love it intensely) - even baseball, although it mostly sucks. the mindlessly patriotic bleating about other nations sports is just so typical of the laughably loud, ignorant and just purposefully stupid yank stereotype.
isntead of going DERP LOL YUR DUM SPORTS IS DUM AND STOOPID LOL GO BEARS WOO AMURICA RULES USA USA USA why not try and see what makes a sizeable chunk of this planet's population (probably more than a 1/3 of the population, seriously) fanatical about a sport that appears on the surface to be boring as fuck and takes 5 days to play...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-30 04:56:22 EDT (#)
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apparently hughes has been dropped, watsons in.
Hughes announced it on his twitter page..........
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-30 04:46:50 EDT (#)
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meh, freddie is merely ok. ive never been a huge fan, despite his successes vs australia, on english soil. id take kallis LONG before freddie and mitchell johnson before him aslo (when hes not bowling utter shite, which has been doing for the last year or more (bowling well, that is), before this ashes) - kallis is as good with the ball and far better with the bat, johnson is better with the ball and better with the bat (though not as good as kallis). still, i wouldnt say no, i suppose to a *healthy* freddie. though he only really seems to perform in england.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-30 03:59:06 EDT (#)
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and its raining, lots and lots.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-30 03:58:05 EDT (#)
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Im afraid Flintoff is fucking amazing!
Then again we would hate him if he did all those celebrations against us.
However I and many other England fans like Brett Lee and IF you had the chance you would take Flintoff into your team any day of the week.
Rob Key is a fat useless cunt. Ian Bell is talented but has no bottle.
This test match will be a draw.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-07-30 01:51:16 EDT (#)
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just an utterly poor performance almost all around from australia in the 2nd test. except for clarke's 2nd innings.
should be 1-1, but for ponting's mystifying bowling selections at the end of the 1st test.
and i have no fucking idea why they refused to play stuart clark. really irritating. i like siddle, hes a try-er and works his arse off all game, but he isnt worth a clark who is at 50%.
and freddie is as big a toolbag as any aussie cricketer - EVER. if he was playing for us you'd see how much of a cock he is with his gaylord poses. and can you imagine the whining of your bitchy old media if one of the aussies pointed a pommy batsman to the stands after getting a dismissal.
the major difference between this current australian side and the sides of the last 20 years (aside from shane warne and glenn mcgrath) is that they have been henpecked by handwringing milksops in the media (yours AND ours) bitching and moaning about how mean they are, and have had to adjust a tactic that had professional sportsmen crying into the post-loss beers - as waugh overdramatically put it: mental disintergration. OH NOES DA BIG BAD MEAN CRIKETERS DONE SAID A MEAN FING ABOUT HIM.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-07-30 00:26:43 EDT (#)
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soccer, right?
thats about as interesting as discussing the WNBA playoff picture to me.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-07-29 23:59:42 EDT (#)
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I justed realized I have a post on the mvm.
This means I'm "a-lister" now, right?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-07-29 23:17:21 EDT (#)
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rain tmorrow.???
to set the alarm for 4am or not
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2009-07-29 19:58:32 EDT (#)
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BRING IT ON
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-29 19:21:26 EDT (#)
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That's great- I'm getting abuse from the guy with the enormous noggin.
Shlongy's Uber stock has fallen oh so very far...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-07-29 18:01:59 EDT (#)
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WHAT I CAN"T SEE ANYTHING PAST YOUR HUGE CONK
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-07-29 16:13:04 EDT (#)
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Discuss THIS.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-07-29 15:42:51 EDT (#)
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i hate ian bell.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-07-29 15:07:41 EDT (#)
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If England win the ashes, I'll spoon with you.
Not in a gay way, but in a completely hetero way...... if there is such a way.
You're right. There isn't a hetero way. Maybe we can just punch each other in the face instead.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-07-29 14:33:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-07-29 14:15:43 EDT (#)
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Die
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-07-29 14:10:07 EDT (#)
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You have to admit Flintoff is a fucking dickhead.
I can admit that Brett Lee is a tool, but "Jesus" Flintoff makes Lee look like a saint.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-07-29 13:48:01 EDT (#)
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Much as I'd enjoy an England victory, I reckon this'll be a draw or a loss. KP will be a big loss and leaves a hole that I don't think Bell can fill. At least Rob Key didn't get a look in. Fat useless cunt.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-29 13:41:31 EDT (#)
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http://www.convictcreations.com/research/australianstereotypes.html
http://www.funtrivia.com/playquiz/quiz99842b705f8.html
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-07-29 13:25:21 EDT (#)
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nasally cunts.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-07-29 13:06:23 EDT (#)
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Nurrrrr! I'm surprised you could find the rate key as retarded as you are :(
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-07-29 12:57:26 EDT (#)
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Nurrrrr! I'm surprised you could find the submit key as retarded as you are :(
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-07-29 12:51:10 EDT (#)
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It's the middle of the night there. Let's use this time to sling some shit at the Aussies while they're asleep.
Submitted by Ebenezer_Spooge (user info) at 2009-07-29 12:47:41 EDT (#)
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Another great post from ubersites' least interesting idiot