It's not us, it's you. (1555 hits)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (View user info) at 2009-08-17 07:56:43 EDT
Sometimes when I get cross or upset I hyperventilate, sweat angry exasperation and TOTALLY FREAK OUT. I'm basically pretty calm most of the time but I like lose my bottle on all the other times that I'm not.
It's cool though because most of the time I can email the offensive people who've irritated me, I've emailed benny hinn ministries, bill o'really, rove I'm not funny mcmanus (kind of like dave letterman but even less funny - SERIOUSLY), the lotto people, Nelson Mandela, kevin federline, valerie and sepp blatter (the FIFA president he's a big fan).
Most of the time they don't respond, well actually never, I get automated 'thank you for emailing us' replies but not an actual personal response.
On Sunday morning past, I was lying on my couch hoping my coffee machine would make me coffee all by itself, bored, one eye open because I was still half in the throes of my beauty sleep which is ridiculous of course, I mean how handsome do I need to be, flicking channels and silently cursing my swollen bladder because it was as dumb as my stupid coffee machine.
I settled on a morning breakfast show, you know the ones that have half hour news segments broken with light (read bland) 'news'.
It was the top of the hour and the 'real' news lead into the sports report, I watched half-interested, Australian rules football highlights, rugby league (bleah - should have taken the opportunity to get up and take a piss), football - first from the Australian league and then some highlights from the English league.
"lol" I thought, "the 'premier' league - with wolves and burnley, and liverpool lulz."
I watched with mock curiousity, watching Manchester City belt somebody with a big wad of oil dollars, Chelsea with that dickhead drogba crossing a ball into the area and accidentally scoring - then claiming that's what he meant to do, and then arsenal tear I think everton? a new one.
"dennelsin" said the idiot sportsdesk guy. And then "feybragarse."
"WTF?" I thought, sitting upright and totally feeling the heat rise from my bladder up into my cheeks.
"dennelsin, he just scored. And so did feybragarse."
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU STUPID CUNT SPEAK PROPERLY"
"okay well thanks for that sports report 'Slats"" said 'Cam' the anchorman. "Great job do you think arsenal can be brought back to the pack?"
"FUCKING HELL YOU IDIOT WHAT SORT OF QUESTION IS THAT. THE SEASON HAS JUST STARTED. AND WHO THE HELL SAYS DENNELSIN AND FEYBRAGASRSE!??"
I looked around frantically for something to breathe in, found an empty iced coffee bottle on my coffee table and when I tried to draw a deep, calming breath on it my lungs contorted and twisted into a half-pretzel shape, eyes bulging and the aroma of warm iced coffee residue reaching deep inside me and yanking on my penis, causing a *possible* slight leakage.
"FUCKING HELL" I thought, gasping for air and lifting my well shaped bottom off the couch, legs apart and staring down at my jeans for any telltale sign of pee-pee. "THOSE FUCKING CUNTS CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE PEOPLES NAMES PROPERLY!!"
Channel Nine, self proclaimed purveyors of sport - OUR sports network. 'Slats', or michael slater the sportsdesk guy, is an ex-cricketer of some description, apparently he's not in the team anymore because the coach didn't *support* him - *cries emo* there's a new rub, and the anchor guy Cameron, or just 'Cam' to we the viewers, in a gay arsed attempt to make us feel like we KNOW him and have over for fucking bbq's all the time, who comes from a sports journalist background, but NEITHER of these CUNTS KNEW how to pronounce SPORTS PEOPLES NAMES. I was going FUCKING MENTAL.
I went to CRUSH the iced coffee bottle with BRUT STRENGTH, but out of the corner of my eye spotted my laptop, paused, the firefox quicklaunch icon leaping from my quicklaunch bar to sit on my shoulder.
"email them" it said. "email them and tell them how fucking angry we are..."
GAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHRHHHHHHHHHGHHRRRRRRRRR I yelled, and looked furtively for somewhere to put the iced coffee bottle down. I couldn't find anywhere suitable so I got up and rinsed it, stacking it neatly in the recycling bin.
I settled back down in front of my laptop, blinked, and forgot what it was I was doing. I then got distracted by a 'human interest' story on channel nine between the news breaks. It was about some kid who got mauled by a great white at a beach much farther north than you'd expect great whites to be, they usually like the colder waters down south.
The kid said that he wasn't afraid to go back into the water, showed us his wounds I nearly barfed as the familiar scent of tepid iced coffee rose with the bile in my throat, and he said that it's not like a great white would actually bite him again so he wasn't particularly worried about surfing again, even though his mum was having kittens.
"fair enough" I shrugged, and then it was news time again.
"dennelsin scored and then feybragarse put one away."
ARRRRRRRRRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"EEEEEEEEEEEMAIL THEM MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSS" coaxed firefox icon.
TYPITTY TYPE TYPE TYPITTY BASH, SMASH, BASH!
Subject: stop being retarded
From: d_r.at.YOUSTUPIDFUCKINGCUNTS.com.au
Date: 16/08/2009 8:38 AM
To: today.at.nine.com.au
Can someone tell that arseclown 'Slats' that it's pronounced de-neil-son, not dennelsin, and fab-bre-gas, not feybragarse. Jesus christ you'd think your sports reporters would know how to pronounce the names of some of the more well known players in the most popular football code on the planet, or that at least 'Cam' who has a sports background would correct him sometime during the whole bloody half hour it takes between news reports. Or failing that surely a cameraman or producer or sound guy, the intern that brings you stupid fucks muffins knows the correct pronunciation, or maybe you could take your lead from THE FUCKING COMMENTATOR FROM THE GAME YOU LIFTED YOUR FOOTAGE FROM. YOU KNOW FOR A STATION THAT CLAIMS TO PROVIDE US WITH THE 'WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS', YOU GUYS ARE STUPIDLY INSULAR. I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE *THINKTANK* LATER THIS MORNING [a direct slight on a rugby league show that I play in the background as I make my kids their power lunch to prove to them that league is run by rapists and tools] AS THEY SIT AROUND LAMENTING WHAT A GREAT 'PRODUCT' THEY'VE GOT BUT THEN CRY ABOUT LACK OF CROWD ATTENDANCE AND HOW THOROUGHLY UNINTERESTED MOST OF US MUST BE.
sigh. SEE? I'M FUCKING SIGHING HERE.
*taps fingers*
*snorts distaste*
*email notification sound*
Subject: RE: stop being retarded
From: TCN Today Show todayshow.at.nine.com.au
Date: 16/08/2009 8:38 AM
To: d_r.at.YOUSTUPIDFUCKINGCUNTS.com.au
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I was totally FUCKED OFF. FUCKING AUTOMATED REPLIES. I watched the next news segment, 'dennelsin and feybragarse'. I wanted to CRUMPLE SOMETHING and squeezed the shit out of my doona (duvet seppos). Half an hour later, I stood sipping coffee I had to MAKE MY FUCKING SELF, and nearly blew it back out my nose when that FUCKstick 'slats', said De-NEIL-son and fab-bre-gas. mind you he stumbled a bit on fabregas, he kind of said "feb..fabBRAAAAGAAAAARSE". I ran back to my laptop expecting an apology or at the very LEAST a thank you, but i had nought.
I composed myself and made a silent, solemn vow to write to the Executive Producer, Today Show, PO Box 27 WILLOUGHBY NSW 2068.
Today, before getting the chance to pull my crisp, d_r watermarked stationery and embossed eighty force waxseal and stamp from my desk drawer - directly under the one that I keep my dueling pistols in, I received a single, one line reply from 'nicky_b' at channel nine.
Subject: RE: stop being retarded
From: TCN Today Show <todayshow.at.nine.com.au>
Date: 17/08/2009 10:01 AM
To: d_r.at.YOUSTUPIDFUCKINGCUNTS.com.au
lol u r angry. get sex much?
nicky_b
Fucking, CUNTS.
Dallas Crane - Lovers and Sinners.wma (3 MB) [audio/x-ms-wma]
User Reviews
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-29 18:41:34 EDT (#)
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omg taht was so funzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-08-22 13:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny.
I don't email strangers often. I wrote Sean Hannity once, after the 2006 vote. All I said was, "Har har." He didn't respond.
I wrote Frank Schaeffer last night, just to compliment him on his recent book.
That's about it.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-08-19 08:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mudwhistle, describing d_r as smooth and mysterious is a serious stretch. It's closer to being danger_ranger the deranged. And anyway it's fawns.
- Fey Brag Arse.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-19 00:55:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-08-18 08:51:41 EDT (#)
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i didn't read it but thought "like OMG its Danger_ranger, that smooth mysterious guy everyone fauns over" and rated accordingly
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-08-18 07:33:53 EDT (#)
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Daniel?!
So you've seen Firefly's post?
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2009-08-18 03:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sometimes when I get cross-dressed or upset I hyperventilate.....
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I feel you dude. Those corsets can pinch like a bitch.
Peace ol friend, even if winning a bet, I couldn't let you kiss my ass, hot as it is. BTW (I heard) we got some "decent" waves from that pussy storm, but nothing to write Down Under about. I didn't get out, broken ribs if you recall?
I see you've still got a hard-on for ubersite, that's cool, really, gives me good things to peruse whilst bedbound. You're a funny mofo---- and apropos of the above, water is HEAVY, and hurts when it's 12 feet over your head crashing upon you. Fuck it, i'll be back out there in a week-- bring it, natue.
-daniel
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-18 01:09:05 EDT (#)
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So I booked into a hotel and said to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
"No," she said, "it's regular porn, you sick bastard."
http://instantrimshot.com/
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-18 01:06:10 EDT (#)
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yep, fair enough.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-18 00:46:59 EDT (#)
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actually id just be happy if he could manage to get a pass or two onto giteau's chest every now and again.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-18 00:33:35 EDT (#)
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I believe that if we keep the penalties to a minimum we have the sub-humans measure and will send them packing
we let them off the hook over there and they look a bit rubbish
and cro-magnon
LIFT YOUR GAME LUKE BURGESS AND HIT THE LINE YOU'RE NOT A CATWALK MODEL
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-18 00:18:53 EDT (#)
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we're actually not looking too bad, even though we havent won yet we are the only ones with a bonus point, and i reckon only the all blecks are capable of getting any themselves, as the saffas dont actually seem to have the tryline involved in any of their gameplans. if the games all go on home advantage, that bonus point might be real handy.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-18 00:15:57 EDT (#)
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29-23 us.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-18 00:10:07 EDT (#)
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bah. my obvious troll was too obvious.
whats your pick for the score on saturday?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-17 23:57:23 EDT (#)
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wait
are you counting lynching?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-17 23:53:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by angrydrunk86 (user info) at 2009-08-17 23:47:43 EDT (#)
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karma's a bitch douche bag
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wah wah wah
not at all samuel I named my dog cleveland after the browns but TWO american sports??? surely you jest.
Submitted by angrydrunk86 (user info) at 2009-08-17 23:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
karma's a bitch douche bag
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-17 23:20:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-17 22:56:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-17 22:32:09 EDT (#)
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soccer doesnt count. hell even a couple of american sports are better than it.
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oml
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what, youre suggesting soccer is better than, say, nfl?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-17 22:57:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-17 22:49:18 EDT (#)
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Who's in charge of my annual birthday post tomorrow?
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the nursing home?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-17 22:56:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-17 22:32:09 EDT (#)
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soccer doesnt count. hell even a couple of american sports are better than it.
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oml
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-17 22:49:33 EDT (#)
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and dallas crane - really?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-17 22:49:18 EDT (#)
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Who's in charge of my annual birthday post tomorrow?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-17 22:32:09 EDT (#)
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its much more satisfying to log onto some advice blog on news.com.au (i prefer 'bossy') to berate the idiotic responses to the obviously fake 'oh noes i has a problem, help meeee' letters.
i mean really, if youre going to ineffectually flail against people for no other reason than to let of steam, at least do it to people that are likely to take your words seriously and even (hopefully) get a little offended by it - it really is MUCH MUCH more satisfying.
and one day you'll learn to appreciate other sports than rugby-i went to a private school and was systematically raped into liking it and only it-union.
soccer doesnt count. hell even a couple of american sports are better than it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-17 20:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and also, wma files on posts are auto -2's.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-17 20:40:13 EDT (#)
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the robot is scared of human female contact, don't worry its harmless.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-17 20:36:22 EDT (#)
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:(
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-08-17 20:31:42 EDT (#)
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Yeah, how do you think I feel? You're the felching expert.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-08-17 20:29:51 EDT (#)
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That firefox icon can be such a DICK sometimes.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-17 20:29:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-08-17 20:27:20 EDT (#)
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That's not true, I always reply with the personalest of replies. You said something really nice to me once, in like complete confidence, so I won't ruin your reputation by mentioning it.
I thought I was the only person to take the time to pound out angry e-mails to people who will never read them. I feel so close to you now.
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gross
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-08-17 20:27:20 EDT (#)
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That's not true, I always reply with the personalest of replies. You said something really nice to me once, in like complete confidence, so I won't ruin your reputation by mentioning it.
I thought I was the only person to take the time to pound out angry e-mails to people who will never read them. I feel so close to you now.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-08-17 19:48:45 EDT (#)
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you're getting old, and it's only going to get worse
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-17 18:55:42 EDT (#)
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anybody who knows anything about felching knows there's no t in it rob
:o
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-17 18:48:08 EDT (#)
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Feltcher below.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-17 17:54:41 EDT (#)
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Tool below
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-17 16:25:49 EDT (#)
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Fey below.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-08-17 16:22:22 EDT (#)
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I'm going to go ahead and do you a favour and assume it's just an unfounded coincidence of association that you heard him say Fey Brag Arse.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-08-17 15:47:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-08-17 15:44:49 EDT (#)
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spaz
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-08-17 14:41:26 EDT (#)
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God bless you. I've felt like screaming cunt into the face of every man, woman, and child for months now.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-17 14:20:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-08-17 14:10:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-17 16:24:27 BST (#)
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we're going to win the league.
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LOL, can't even beat spurs.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-08-17 13:22:52 EDT (#)
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silly robot. You don't have 'emotions'
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-17 13:02:19 EDT (#)
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I think the "you bring nothing to the internet" argument is on par or near the same level as "you live in your parents basement." It's old, pretty irrelevant, and simply dumb. Like the internet police badge that people like to wear it is fake. Obviously you reacted in such a way that something had to be brought to the internet, or else you wouldn't have formed such an opinion.
But hey, what do I know.
+1 for your loads of content, dude! Thanks for bringing this to the internet!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2009-08-17 12:59:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-08-17 12:17:26 EDT (#)
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Explosive personality,hmmm? Welcome to the world of sparks.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-17 11:24:27 EDT (#)
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we're going to win the league.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-17 11:12:21 EDT (#)
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I got bored when you got angry about soccer, but I think there was a smile at some point.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-08-17 10:06:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-17 10:05:02 EDT (#)
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okay well bye pete.
Now,
I'll...'tend' to unbaffle you sage. I don't like you because you bring absolutely NOTHING to the internet (it's a pretty big place right?), and yet all you've got is your mug and/or how stoned you are or LATEly, and how cool is this to know, how your pee is job-friendly. You are like a vapid slag version of skynet, you have the capacity to break humanity's will - through sheer boredom, not it's technology you could overtake that just mankind's go forward, and if my great grandchildren have to play running man or some kind of car wars against a grey, forlorn backdrop I will climb over your FUCKING mother to make sure it's not your ugly, bile inducing FACE they flash past on the big screen in their armoured, gattling gun grilled, sidewinder ensconsed apocalypse death bugatti's. m'kay?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-17 09:56:52 EDT (#)
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This place is a bit too "middle aged dating website" for me to be comfortable at the moment.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-08-17 09:37:32 EDT (#)
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GAGGING ON SPOILT ICE COFFEE DREGS AND SPILLING HOT COFFEE ON MY DICK,
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Sorry. It's an understandable mistake to make when some one talks about coffee and his dick in the same paragraph. And sometimes I can't understand a word you say so I just kind of fill in the blanks of my understanding.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-17 09:36:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-17 09:31:22 EDT (#)
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okay war-nok it is. btw,
I'M FUCKING SORRY FARTMAN THAT YOU HAD TO AGREE WITH HBTS, THAT FORENSIC DIDN'T TAKE BASIC REMEDIAL READING WHEN SHE WAS DOING HER PSYCH MASTERS AND DOESN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GAGGING ON SPOILT ICE COFFEE DREGS AND SPILLING HOT COFFEE ON MY DICK, AND THAT EI KEEPS WANTING ME TO SEE THORPE IN MY DREAMS SO EVERYTIME HE SENDS ME HIS MEATSPINNER ADDRESS THERE'S THE OFF CHANCE I MIGHT RESPOND.
HERE'S AN AUTOMATED REPLY EI,
FUCK OFF HOMO.
EVERYBODY ELSE -2 DIE
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Like I said, you can taste the hate, and it tastes bitter...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-17 09:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sage made me do that
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-17 09:35:51 EDT (#)
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meatspinner1977.at.aol.com
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-17 09:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read this and tend to baffle at why you always -2 and insult me.
But who am I to fuck up a good rating?
Have points.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-17 09:31:22 EDT (#)
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okay war-nok it is. btw,
I'M FUCKING SORRY FARTMAN THAT YOU HAD TO AGREE WITH HBTS, THAT FORENSIC DIDN'T TAKE BASIC REMEDIAL READING WHEN SHE WAS DOING HER PSYCH MASTERS AND DOESN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GAGGING ON SPOILT ICE COFFEE DREGS AND SPILLING HOT COFFEE ON MY DICK, AND THAT EI KEEPS WANTING ME TO SEE THORPE IN MY DREAMS SO EVERYTIME HE SENDS ME HIS MEATSPINNER ADDRESS THERE'S THE OFF CHANCE I MIGHT RESPOND.
HERE'S AN AUTOMATED REPLY EI,
FUCK OFF HOMO.
EVERYBODY ELSE -2 DIE
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-17 09:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well yeah, but on this occasion, it couldnt have happened to a more unsporting fellow. The fact we then went up the other end, with two minutes left in the game and score the winner, makes it oh so much sweeter.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-17 09:25:16 EDT (#)
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We can't have managers, players and Chairmen refereeing games or having them replayed every time a wrong decision is made.
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Nope. We should just get goal line technology.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-17 09:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
war-nok or fucking penis as he's better known
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-17 09:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-17 14:12:14 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-17 13:44:22 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Neil Warnocks a cunt
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Your entire team are un-sportsman-like cunts.
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Ha, dont be a retard. No team would have gone up to the ref and gone
' scuse me, he did score y'know'
warnocks a miserable cunt, in case he has forgotten there was that match at Bramall lane where he got his players to feign injury so the match got abandoned
It was a goal - as was Paul Hartley's second-half strike for City but no five or six replays by the BBC coverage of that one or any sign of Warnock tapping the fourth official on the shoulder and asking the officials to award it to us in the name of fair play. Palace are an awful team since Simon Jordan has been there and fully lived up to this reputation on saturday.
Also forgotten is that the ref Shoebridge was in charge of City's game at Sheffield Wednesday last season when City had what appeared to be a good goal which would have won the game disallowed.
We can't have managers, players and Chairmen refereeing games or having them replayed every time a wrong decision is made.
shit happens warnock, get the fuck over it
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-17 09:14:26 EDT (#)
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is that war-nok or war-nuck
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-17 09:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-17 13:44:22 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Neil Warnocks a cunt
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Your entire team are un-sportsman-like cunts.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-08-17 09:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh no dammit! Don't start with the So-and-So's a cunt business. I mean, I've just gotten to the point where I know who Ponting is and why he's a cunt. Go slow when you introduce somebody new, hey?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-17 08:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Neil Warnocks a cunt
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-08-17 08:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ToMAYto, ToMAHto.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-17 08:38:24 EDT (#)
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im not sure i would call this rage. more like the ramblings of a senile old man, with nothing to fill his days.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-08-17 08:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rage, me?
!!
Did we read the same post, EI? This post is chock full o' rage. I can't even compete with this.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-17 08:33:54 EDT (#)
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*twirls new toilet roll, fascinated...*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-17 08:30:51 EDT (#)
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he cant handle your rage fg. he probably just hops up and down, blinking at the screen furiously in his tighty whities whilst looking at photos of Thorpe.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-08-17 08:28:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-17 07:17:43 CDT (#)
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he's probably doing it on purpose, you know like some idiots who change peoples names when they reply on here, thinking its funny.
oh i dunno
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And you notice that when he does post, he always fucks off and doesn't come back around for hours and when he does he's full of indignation at what we've left as reveiws.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-08-17 08:28:03 EDT (#)
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Easy killer. It's only a game.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-17 08:20:48 EDT (#)
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Subject: RE: stop being retarded
From: TCN Today Show <todayshow.at.nine.com.au>
Date: 17/08/2009 10:01 AM
To: d_r.at.YOUSTUPIDFUCKINGCUNTS.com.au
lol u r angry. get sex much?
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heh heh
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-17 08:17:43 EDT (#)
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he's probably doing it on purpose, you know like some idiots who change peoples names when they reply on here, thinking its funny.
oh i dunno
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-08-17 08:09:41 EDT (#)
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*blinks at computer montior*
I don't know what to say. There's always self love?
I'm trying to figure out the whole spilling coffee on your penis thing. Seems like a dangerous thing to do when you already have to use the bathroom urgently.
Listen, I understand you better than you think. I mean I've actually gotten to the point where changing the toilet paper roll is considered fun.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-17 08:03:41 EDT (#)
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sadly im with HBTS, you could taste the hate
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-17 08:01:10 EDT (#)
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Good hate.