ATTN: Poms - Fifth Test -or why us Aussie's wear such tight little shorts (1353 hits)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (View user info) at 2009-08-20 09:25:52 EDT
Because we're super gay obviously.
Anyway, to cricket!
Because of our general, massive, inferiority complex beating the English is how we define our entire notion of self worth.
So naturally, we are extremely nervous about losing the ashes again especially as only about 18 people play cricket in England.
We're rubbish at rugby now too, the sweet chariot swings very low when we play England when it matters, and of course the saffas and kiwis twat us all the time.
The Americans rule at swimming now. Still there's rugby league!!! Because lots of people outside of the north of england care about that! we could have a world cup every 6 months!
But I digress.
A solid start from England.
P.S
I'm gay and lonely.
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Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-24 11:04:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-24 07:44:49 EDT (#)
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Beaten by the Poms in the Rugby World Cup twice, then in the Olympics and now the Ashes. I'm moving to New Zealand
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Ha.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-24 05:47:29 EDT (#)
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Ponting got a great reception when he came out to bet, probably something to do with having two bloody lips and no teeth left but still.
Phallic, im not sure money and population has much to do with cricket, we only see ourselves as underdogs because you have been so much better than us for fucking years and have a different mental attitude that seems to get one over on us everytime. Also, the thing is, we arent that great really. Our attitude changed in this match, came back from losing by an innings to beat you by nearly 200 runs. I think that's what were happy about.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-24 05:18:22 EDT (#)
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I've had a bit of a think about things and yep, yesterday was still awesome.
That wicket was shit though, good job the Aussies decided to run each other out and generally fall on their stumps. I was getting concerned that I'd have to bunk off school today.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-08-24 02:01:50 EDT (#)
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Yawn get over the ashes already.......
And we aren't gay, we wear them because we are sexy.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-24 01:32:36 EDT (#)
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From the BBC itself, a place that usually has at least a relatively opaque patina of objectivity:
"victory in The Oval sun was reminiscent of England's famous 2005 Ashes win"
It's this attitude that makes England struggle. The belief that "we're supposed to lose but it's nice when we don't".
You've got 5 times our population and probably 20 times our money, stop playing the bleedin' underdog.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-23 21:17:04 EDT (#)
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I'll compliment you on a series well won on one condition.
If you agree that our teams are now reasonably comparable in skill (which I think is pretty clear), you can no longer refer back to prior victories when they are no longer the most recent.
In other words, have one year of gloating to your heart's content but, if we win it back next year, you can no longer say "What about 2009?! What about 2005?!". It's a level playing field now. Glory goes to the team that most recently won it.
But well done to everyone except Freddy who i still think is a douche who believes himself to be the messiah.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-23 20:16:15 EDT (#)
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seriously, hussey essentially carried his bat, and ponting was looking even more solid than him. without that runout, those two would still likely be out there. one bad call for a run and the match is over.
still, it never should have got to that point. some more aggressive decisionmaking in the first test and this doesnt happen at all. that first draw cost us the series - not just the result, but with the win there, englands attitude would have been completely dfifferent. ah well, good series again, see you in 18 months for your 5-0 unwatchable drubbing over here.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-23 20:09:13 EDT (#)
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and mitchell johnson didnt get a single decent score over the entire series. he can bat well, dunno what happened there.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-23 20:08:25 EDT (#)
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well done england. you got a couple of chances in teh field and took them. first freddie with his runout of ponting. jeez hes a cock, though. if he had the same accent, same everything, but wore a baggy green, you cunts would have been booing him more than ponting.
then clarke. how freakishly unlucky, but a well-taken chance. those little things are the things we are sposed to do to teams.
mike hussey gets a hundred, but runs out the captain (and the guy who was really the only chance of saving the match), and basically loses us the game. absolutely no need for that run whatsoever.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-23 18:53:31 EDT (#)
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you lucky bastard dervel!
what a splendid day.
strange the aussies are so quiet?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-23 16:29:48 EDT (#)
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good old dervel!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-23 16:25:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-03 06:14:55 EDT (#)
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It's going to be a draw today.
Then England will wrap up the series on day 4 at the oval, because I'm there.
And lets face it, I deserve to witness more sporting triumphs.
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Fuck me, that was an awesome day.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-23 16:17:54 EDT (#)
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get in
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-23 12:12:53 EDT (#)
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Great catch!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-23 11:50:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-21 18:11:35 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-21 04:57:24 EDT (#)
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the first innings isn't the end of it!
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Unless you, you know, score 160.
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Hahahahahahahaha! Truth.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-23 00:47:48 EDT (#)
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fuck you in a nice way mate btw
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-23 00:47:25 EDT (#)
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you'[ve had extraodinary talent for 20 years, now you have normal talent as do we.
but fuck it and fuck you, you don't know what its like pretending to be good humoured about losing constantly.
we fucking deserve to enjoy this.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-22 21:01:45 EDT (#)
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We need to lost the ashes more often. That way, England won't be able to claim underdog status and quote 5 year old victories as some amazing achievement. It's basically a level playing field now anyway, you guys shouldn't get too excited about winning.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-22 20:35:49 EDT (#)
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i have watched a baseball game. i found it overall very slow. though i saw the end of a yankees/mets game a few weeks ago that was really entertaining, the yanks were 1 down in the bottom of the 9th, 2 guys on bases and i think rodriguez (though i cant exactly remember who) came to bat, skied a ball super high, high enough to give the guys on base time to run in, fielder gets under it its a total sitter and dropped it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-22 19:24:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-21 12:35:16 EDT (#)
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@ skeletess: think of it like baseball, only that it takes five days to play, yet ironically, somehow manages to be slightly less slow - but not by much.
also, increase the overall skill level, and take away the orgasmic release of the home run. baseball is about providing enough time to create a single memorable moment. a cricket test match (there are 3 different formats of cricket) is about an accumulation of moments that (hopefully) build to a dramatic crescendo.
when 5 days of tactics and slander and panic and bravado and deteriorating pitches and ragged nerves and bloody-minded concentration somehow manage to boil down to the last session of play, down to the last few moments before the fading light of day and we have to accept, not simply obey an arbitrary clock, but accept that - yep, the day is done; thats when this slow, boring, somewhat confusing game really comes into its own.
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not trying to start an argument, just a question to frame some things up for myself:
have you ever watched a baseball game?
also, can someone provide a link where i may watch some of this krikkit?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-08-22 19:13:25 EDT (#)
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Sets alarm for 8am. Because I've got tickets.
Makes note to congratulate self on excellent day selection. Possibly. Will review tomorrow.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-22 16:37:00 EDT (#)
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not looking like a draw now is it sonny jim?
pitch is breaking up, two full days to bowl you and a ludicrous target for you to reach.
J.U.I.C.Y !
<sets alarm clock for 4am>
+2 England
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-22 13:29:34 EDT (#)
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and batting
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-22 06:04:47 EDT (#)
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this pitch looks very very good for bowling
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-21 15:11:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-21 18:16:09 BST (#)
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england will bat for a bit too long,
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im not sure thats actually posible. we will be all out by tea tomorrow, if not before.
58/3 at the cop, reckon we will get a similar score to you.
even North looks dangerous and Johnson produced a few brutes of deliveries.
i have no doubt it will end in a win.....for someone.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-21 13:16:09 EDT (#)
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this match is a draw. england will bat for a bit too long, then be unable to reproduce this insanely amazing effort theyve managed in the first innings, and we will actually escape with a draw.
this sums up pontings career as a captain. he should never have been skipper. it should have been warne, then clarke. great batsman, in the top 3 ever - outside bradman, of course - but a shit captain.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-21 13:11:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-21 04:57:24 EDT (#)
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the first innings isn't the end of it!
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Unless you, you know, score 160.
D:
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-21 12:56:29 EDT (#)
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warne apparently actually put his hand up - the selectors said no.
wisely, i think.
he retired, let him remain retired. we need some other bowler to come in and be useful. we had two amazing legspinners come up at the same time in warne and mcgill - warne of course was better, but mcgill was better than any other spinner ive seen who doesnt cheat - yes im looking at you, subcontinent, yes ALL of you, and now we have fucking hauritz, who is about as dangerous as swann.
though, we have to give them a crack. our problem now is that we expect any cunt who has a 6-pace walk-up before bowling to throw down the ball of the century every single delivery.
the problem is warne was a freak - legspinners are supposed to go for runs, but get wickets (which is exactly what mcgill did) he somehow managed - if he wasnt going through the top order like a dose of salts - to lock down an end.
how the fuck is an upcoming bowler supposed to live up to that?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-21 12:39:37 EDT (#)
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i really thought warne would have his arm twisted for one last hurrah.
I think we will have a result here.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-21 12:39:08 EDT (#)
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that was beautiful
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-21 12:35:16 EDT (#)
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@ skeletess: think of it like baseball, only that it takes five days to play, yet ironically, somehow manages to be slightly less slow - but not by much.
also, increase the overall skill level, and take away the orgasmic release of the home run. baseball is about providing enough time to create a single memorable moment. a cricket test match (there are 3 different formats of cricket) is about an accumulation of moments that (hopefully) build to a dramatic crescendo.
when 5 days of tactics and slander and panic and bravado and deteriorating pitches and ragged nerves and bloody-minded concentration somehow manage to boil down to the last session of play, down to the last few moments before the fading light of day and we have to accept, not simply obey an arbitrary clock, but accept that - yep, the day is done; thats when this slow, boring, somewhat confusing game really comes into its own.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-21 12:27:41 EDT (#)
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nothing beats a consistent line and length. glenn mcgrath basically became one of the best 3 fast bowlers ever based on it.
seriously, fuck our selectors. clark bowls from the first match and this game is a dead rubber.
they even had the hide to act all hoity-toity after the last win like it was them out on the field. they got utterly lucky with watson (which was a terrible selection, based on panic, and completely the wrong point of view - our bowlers are underperforming, quick, lets drop a batsman and put in another part-timer, holy shit he got some runs, guess we're fucking geniuses then, isnt that lucky?) and they made out like that justifies every fuck up theyve made since warne hung up the playboy g-string.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-21 12:25:21 EDT (#)
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Anyway, being a Yank and never exposed to this particular sport, I had no earthly idea what I was seeing.
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Apparently, the first ever international cricket match was played between the U.S. and Canada. Canada won by 33 runs. No wonder you don't like the sport.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-08-21 12:22:10 EDT (#)
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Haik-
I got curious too yesterday and found a link to live streaming video of the match. Their server is apparantly down and EI was no help stating that his link was at home and that he was at work shouldering his share of the white man's burden.
Which I think was some gay code or something.
Otherwise, I'd throw the link up here.
Anyway, being a Yank and never exposed to this particular sport, I had no earthly idea what I was seeing.
About the only thing I was able to do was pick out the names of the players the Brits and Aussies hate.
I do see why they call Ponting a smug cunt. He did have that look about him.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-21 12:21:16 EDT (#)
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hey at least when we appealed for everything and intimidated umpires it had class. not like india and the rest of the subcontinent trying on some of the white-man magic.
ahh racism. you can always feel comfortable with a nice warm blanket of racism.
though enjoy this frankly amazing display while you can - this match is a draw, im telling you now.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-21 12:14:57 EDT (#)
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its always sunny when frddy bowls
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-21 12:14:12 EDT (#)
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It's even sunny in Newcastle at the minute!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-21 12:12:27 EDT (#)
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fuck this slower ball nonesene freddy just keep a good line and length
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-21 12:11:54 EDT (#)
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i hate this appealing for everything
we learned that from you cunts
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-21 12:10:21 EDT (#)
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i know mate, we're delusional.
being in the usa I am apart from the hysterical media in england we are either the best in the world or the worst.
its crazy.
p.s. your jibes about the sunshine don't work on me, I live in Texas where its always sunny.
:)
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-21 12:03:06 EDT (#)
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dont do it to yourself.
your selectors desperately want him to be, but freddie is basically your shane warne. broad is just a chump who has just gotten lucky at the exact wrong (or right, if youre a pommy cunt) moment.
ah well, guess we're in for a draw. watch clarke block out another 80-90 runs in the 2nd innings.
great first innings, poms, shame its going to peter out into nothing.
we suck so hard at sport now. aside from coal, what the fuck else does this country have? well i spose summer is around the corner, so i guess i'll have to console myself with golden sand and fresh seafood on balmy neverending afternoons for the next 5 months.
still, it's just a bit bitter now.
why couldnt it have been harmison. i could have respected harmison.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-21 12:02:09 EDT (#)
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fucking loving thisw
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-21 11:35:14 EDT (#)
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is broad the new freddy?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-21 11:34:27 EDT (#)
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so, tea.
that was a collapse of english proportions
73-0
133- 8
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-21 11:31:05 EDT (#)
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hahah sam, sometimes you just have to hold your hands up and say 'ah fuck it'.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-21 11:30:34 EDT (#)
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shane warne is an ace commentator
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-21 11:27:07 EDT (#)
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yes!!!
got him!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-21 11:25:35 EDT (#)
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ah jesus. what a shit night.
first a gay fight over nothing - which probably means it is in fact my fault, and im going to have to make up for it - with the tart, and now this.
i dont know which is worse.
stuart fucking broad. seriously, i reckon i could bat against him and be reasonably confident.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-21 11:15:33 EDT (#)
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this is magnigicent!!!!
i fucking love cricket
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-21 11:04:39 EDT (#)
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Bye Haddin. This is getting tiring!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-21 10:58:53 EDT (#)
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Bye North & Katich.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-21 10:58:26 EDT (#)
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Bye North.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-21 10:39:05 EDT (#)
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i know.....
Broad
wow
haik, i would post you a link to live coverage but i dont know of one, at work im afraid!
c'mon freddie, do somethng in your final match
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-21 10:33:18 EDT (#)
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and we get taken down by your least capable bowler...
katich to get 150+ if hes not out now, all he needs is SOMEONE to not get out and hes all good.
seriously, BROAD?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-21 10:31:06 EDT (#)
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What the devil are you people talking about so I can look it up on the internet and see if it doesn't bore the shit out of me.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-21 10:29:05 EDT (#)
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need to snag katich
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-21 10:28:03 EDT (#)
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33 - 4 this session. Nice stat.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-21 10:26:07 EDT (#)
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This is going rather well!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-21 10:25:29 EDT (#)
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you can see into the future
get out clarkey boy
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-21 10:16:37 EDT (#)
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Hussey, even.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-21 10:15:34 EDT (#)
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Bye Clarke.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-21 10:09:49 EDT (#)
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bye ponting
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-21 09:49:15 EDT (#)
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NOT because your side did anything particularly noteworthy.
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Come on, Collingwood had that one good innings!
Bye Watson.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-21 09:28:21 EDT (#)
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though this post-duel was tops and made the front page interesting. i'd buy d_r a beer, but i'd also let fat head watch him drink it. that's how highly i regard them.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-21 09:26:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-21 05:59:30 EDT (#)
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Yeah that was a shame.
If Harmison can get his shit together and Fredalos knees don't totally collapse I reckon England'll win. A good bit of spin from Swann will help too!
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seriously, you are fucking kidding yourselves.
those two guys are match-winners (hence harmison's selction: he does do a lot wrong, but when he gets it right, it is match turning, unlike the REST of your bowlers - except fattie)
australia, going through the first 'rebuilding' phase in 20 years, still has more than enough to mop all of you up without batting an eyelid. the closeness of the series has been purely because of bad play on our behalf, and poor captaincy (let alone our selectors). if we were to lose this series, it was because we played badly, NOT because your side did anything particularly noteworthy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-21 07:08:28 EDT (#)
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3 LBWs not given and two wickets of no balls that werent picked up in our innings, the cricketing gods are spitting in our pasty white faces.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-21 06:58:31 EDT (#)
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That's what, 3 LBW decisions not given? Hmmm.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-21 06:20:07 EDT (#)
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*sigh*
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-08-21 06:16:22 EDT (#)
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Are we winning?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-21 06:09:49 EDT (#)
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apparently freddie will be out for a year after this match lol
i dont have high hopes for harmy but he owes us, how he kept his place is beyond me
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-21 06:08:48 EDT (#)
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anderson, how could you....0?? really Anderson, it cant be
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-21 05:59:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-21 10:07:05 BST (#)
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I cant believe Bell is still getting stick for not going on to get a hundred. he batted really well and was out on a no ball. what can he do about that? some people are never fucking happy.
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Yeah that was a shame.
If Harmison can get his shit together and Fredalos knees don't totally collapse I reckon England'll win. A good bit of spin from Swann will help too!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-21 05:18:30 EDT (#)
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clarke is the big wicket and unless he throws it away ala ponting then i cant see him getting out
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-21 05:14:53 EDT (#)
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i think most people think 300 is a poor score as the pommy bowling attack hasnt really looked threatening for much of this series.
think of the one we 'were lucky to get a draw out of' - if theres not 2 days of rain, it would have been a different story - clarke and north have been carving your attack up at will.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-21 05:07:05 EDT (#)
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I cant believe Bell is still getting stick for not going on to get a hundred. he batted really well and was out on a no ball. what can he do about that? some people are never fucking happy.
collingwood looks like a fish out of water
i pray that we bowl the correct length when the aussies bat, we cant let them get away to a flyer.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-21 05:03:30 EDT (#)
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Trott was very unlucky indeed. Given that the pitch is looking a bit fucked, it could be an interesting day - make 350 or so, bowl out the convicts for 300 then give them 450 or so to aim at with plenty time to get them out.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-21 04:59:15 EDT (#)
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good point hurty, i think its because the wicket is pretty good, most of the batsmen have got themselves out and i just think most people reckon the sussies wont do that, they are in no rush and under no pressure.
Bell and Trott batted well.
Trott was very unlucky.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-21 04:57:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-21 08:24:24 BST (#)
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Id, you should get the game "Cranium". It's basically pictionary but with more things (like clay sculptures, blind drawing, moulding your partner's body into a position etc).
Get 4-5 mates, a big bag of weed, heaps of edibles and cranium and that's a great social night smoking bowl after bowl and laughing your face off.
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They've stopped making it, in the UK at least, but it's a fucking class game.
Also, junkies, what of the cricket?
Why does everyone think that 307/8 is such a shit score? Granted it's not the best it could be, and another 50 runs would be nice, but it's a test match for fuck sake - the first innings isn't the end of it!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-21 04:22:22 EDT (#)
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just interested if anyone has ever had any luck with legal highs?
i tried spice gold the other day and although when smoked, tasted a bit odd, it had a pretty good and lengthy effect
unsurprisingly they are trying to ban it now
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2009/may/07/spice-gold-herbal-high-drugs
review here
http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=253047&page=4
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-21 03:24:24 EDT (#)
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Id, you should get the game "Cranium". It's basically pictionary but with more things (like clay sculptures, blind drawing, moulding your partner's body into a position etc).
Get 4-5 mates, a big bag of weed, heaps of edibles and cranium and that's a great social night smoking bowl after bowl and laughing your face off.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-21 02:56:57 EDT (#)
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yeah, acid will ALWAYS blow your mind... but over the decade or so i toyed with it? the later times, last couple years or so, were definitely not nearly as intense as the times i dropped the first few years.
i agree with you about weed being a social thing though. not a babble on and on i'm-so-super-popular-and-witty coke sort of thing, but definitely a group sport if you want it to be.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-21 02:53:27 EDT (#)
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the acid ive had hasnt really 'blown my brains out', i have to say. good, but not fuck-my-mind good.
i think youve been lucky with your procurement of it.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-21 02:51:18 EDT (#)
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i didnt say anything about acid being for sitting indoors - i posted a story here about one of my birthdays a mate and i took a bunch of acid and went to a rodeo. usually when i take acid, its at some place, like theme parks, or festivals etc. apparently (this is what i heard from a mate who used to deal it) most acid you buy now (and apparently has been so for ages, without either being lucky or having rock-star connections) is dregs.
weed i dont feel is social at all, personally it makes me paranoid and less communicative (though the funniest moment of my life was whilst ripped), and in general i think of weed as an 'end of night out' sort of drug.
as i said however, i am the worlds lightest lightweight, particularly with weed.
and by no means am i some sort of hardcore badass drug-veteran who can one-up your tales of use and abuse with vastly more debached stories. i take drugs maybe once every few months, tops.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-21 02:31:01 EDT (#)
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Weed not being social. I love smoking with/around people.
Something you said earlier about acid being for sitting indoors and shrooms being for going outside for adventures. I love doing anything on both, ranging from rolling around on my bed pretending to be a sea monster to running around sand dunes.
Something you said about modern acid being weak or something. Acid blew my brains out pretty well.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-21 02:08:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-21 01:02:21 EDT (#)
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You say a lot about drugs, iddqd, that, while I'm not saying they're wrong, have no resemblance to my experiences with those drugs.
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yeah, its pretty funny how drugs dont have a uniform effect...
what comments are you talking about exactly?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-21 01:02:21 EDT (#)
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You say a lot about drugs, iddqd, that, while I'm not saying they're wrong, have no resemblance to my experiences with those drugs.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-08-20 23:58:46 EDT (#)
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...gayer than a berg_burn?
Samwise - that was... um, well, gay.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-20 20:35:54 EDT (#)
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well this is gayer than hidden and ddt.
one might say its even gayer than a berg_burn. but i wouldnt be that one, as im too nice.
ive never been big on weed myself. its ok and all, but its just not social. though, i am the worlds lightest lightweight.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-08-20 20:19:13 EDT (#)
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I want to live in Australia and hang out on the beach all day with my top off, eating barbecued meat.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 15:09:05 EDT (#)
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I'm telling bart
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-20 14:49:50 EDT (#)
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HAHA
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-08-20 13:02:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-20 11:04:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-08-20 10:49:36 EDT (#)
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Equally lame.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-20 10:37:41 EDT (#)
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fucking collingwood, for fucks sake you fucking fuck fuck
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-08-20 10:22:24 EDT (#)
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Found one I think. A commercial is on right now.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-20 10:14:15 EDT (#)
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yes fg, i dont have the link here, its at home and its a free one
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-08-20 10:10:49 EDT (#)
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Is there a site where you can get live streaming video of this match?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-20 10:06:05 EDT (#)
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nice and solid england, keep it rolling
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-20 10:03:38 EDT (#)
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uh oh
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:56:46 EDT (#)
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if you're so gay and lonely come over to my place
please.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:48:53 EDT (#)
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you should go see if thorpes in, he's awesome at WoW
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:48:04 EDT (#)
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isnt it POHM?
as in Prisoner Of Her Majesty?
or am I wrong...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:47:20 EDT (#)
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anyway i might be gay but i'm far from lonely
i've got my WoW crew
okay avatar
:(
god i want to shoot myself in the face
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:45:22 EDT (#)
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BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:36:42 EDT (#)
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this was far more realistic than gi janes post
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:35:29 EDT (#)
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32
yes
and its still super awesome.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:34:31 EDT (#)
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PS: Apollo;
1) What is your approximate age?
2) Do you still smoke weed? How often? Is it still badass?
Seem to remember you talking about being high some time ago.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:34:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:33:31 EDT (#)
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This was a gross abuse of MVA power, apollo.
Danger_Geddon will be horrified.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:31:18 EDT (#)
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the robot likes lacrosse, it likes to toss its girlishly cut grey hair 'seductively'
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-08-20 09:30:42 EDT (#)
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Lacrosse anyone?