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Submitted by RoadSong (View user info) at 2009-08-26 17:30:37 EDT


The Blue Hole. Mysterious and irresistable to all who see it, above and below. This is the most desired destination in The U.S., if you are a diver. I met people from all over the world here, the coolest of the lot were locals who told me stories. They told me that the portion the divers are allowed to enter is but one feather on a hummingbirds wing and that it is a mystical and mysterious place with the aura of terrible danger and desire, where you can dissapear and your remains are found naked and shredded, thousands of miles away in some lake in another state.

Some believe the Blue Hole to be the longest underground waterway in the world. There is a metal grate under the water at 81 feet that prevents people from trying to go in further. From this grate 3000 gallons of the bluest, coolest water comes gushing forth each minute. Never has the end of the sealed off portion been reached. Before the grate was installed, divers insisted on trying....

Sorry bout your luck.

Rescue divers made a few maps when they went down to find Joe Blow from Kokomo. They mapped only 250 feet with passages going beyond forever. Divers have died here, but the people who live nearby consider the Blue Hole to be the best swmming hole on the planet.

Mike Poucher, cartographer for the National Speleological Society Cave Diving Section, said. "How far does it go? No one knows."

Before the grate was installed, young divers swam their ways silently through dark caves deep beneath the New Mexico desert, feeling the walls for a way back out. As they lost their way, their headlamps dimmed and died, their air supplies seeped away, and they swam from this life into the Great Beyond.
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Ah, but that was then and this is now. I arrived before dawn and sat on the ledge with Tweeter and watched the squirrels. Soon came Amanda and Rueben for their morning swim and the tales they told kept us too long and Amanda was late for work. I gave them some beautiful crystal specimens in exchange for the stories they gave me. I will see them again on my way back west. They have many more stories to tell me, for I am the story quilter.



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Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2009-08-28 21:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-08-28 16:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-28 01:09:54 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1

how about trying a different kinda post, i mean this is all very charming but all im doing is checking the photos to see if i can see your breasts. now, whilst that may say more about me than your post, cant you be a bit more daring.
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Possibly




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Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-08-28 00:43:41 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Great post, i had never heard of this, and it is definitely something to look up some day when i'm rich, when i'm free.(thinking happy thoughts...;p)
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Oh do go to Santa Rosa New mexico and check it out. It is so amazing, and the divers leave the place to the locals and go back to their hotels when it gets dark. THAT is when it starts to get...

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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-08-27 23:32:51 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome! I would like to dive there.

Thanks.
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I have not wanted to dive since my incident off Maui, but the swimming here is finer than any place on earth except for Rainbow Pool near my Yosemite hut.

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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-08-27 22:14:50 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-08-27 12:42:05 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The blonde lady came from Texas and some of the others came from Kansas just to dive here.
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There are divers in Kansas?
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There are divers from all over the world that make the trek to dive here.

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Submitted by Ms_Ann_Thropic (user info) at 2009-08-27 14:23:15 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I do love reading your posts; I feel like I'm on the road too.
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Thank you, that is my intent.


Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-28 11:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good post

And this made me laugh:


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-28 04:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

how about trying a different kinda post, i mean this is all very charming but all im doing is checking the photos to see if i can see your breasts. now, whilst that may say more about me than your post, cant you be a bit more daring.

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Submitted by ndn27 (user info) at 2009-08-28 08:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-28 04:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

how about trying a different kinda post, i mean this is all very charming but all im doing is checking the photos to see if i can see your breasts. now, whilst that may say more about me than your post, cant you be a bit more daring.




Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-08-28 03:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Great post, i had never heard of this, and it is definitely something to look up some day when i'm rich, when i'm free.(thinking happy thoughts...;p)

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-08-28 02:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome! I would like to dive there.

Thanks.

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-08-28 01:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-08-27 12:42:05 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The blonde lady came from Texas and some of the others came from Kansas just to dive here.
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There are divers in Kansas?

Submitted by Ms_Ann_Thropic (user info) at 2009-08-27 17:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I do love reading your posts; I feel like I'm on the road too.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-08-27 16:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Mr.Bun (user info) at 2009-08-27 15:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mr.Shlongy is not very polte is he?
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This is conclusive evidence that Lord BartBart is not paying attention to the content on his website.

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-08-27 16:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Mr.Bun (user info) at 2009-08-27 12:39:58 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mr.Shlongy is not very polte is he?
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Sir Shlong has a big job here, somebody has to do it. It would be boring if we were all vanilla ice cream.
heh

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-08-27 15:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-08-26 15:31:47 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yay scuba!!
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Yes, you can see ALL the way to the bottom, the water is so clear. The color is magical and the locals say this blue water has healing properties. This is a huge spring in the middle of a desert.
The people in these photos are not locals. The blonde lady came from Texas and some of the others came from Kansas just to dive here. If you live here, this is the local swimming hole.

I plan on spending more time in the water and less time taking photos the next time I am here. Actually, I plan on staying and sniffing around for a few acres that might be for sale. This would be a great place to spend some time between meanderings....

Submitted by Mr.Bun (user info) at 2009-08-27 15:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mr.Shlongy is not very polte is he?

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-08-27 15:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-08-27 07:42:54 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't think that this is what they meant by "SHOW US YOUR HOLE!".


Cool post.
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SHOW US YOUR BLUE HOLE!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-08-27 10:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't think that this is what they meant by "SHOW US YOUR HOLE!".


Cool post.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-08-27 09:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll wager that all of those nice folks you meet on the road and tell you stories are never seen alive again.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-27 08:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

your posts make me wanna take a road trip...thank you for that.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-08-27 07:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My nose is cold.

Which would be fine. If I was a spaniel.

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-08-27 06:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's where we go when we die..

Submitted by mismathed (user info) at 2009-08-27 00:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

"They mapped only 250 feet with passages going beyond forever"

this was the 'superlative' edit to: "They mapped only 250 feet with passages going beyond... I dunno, like 260 feet or something? Dude, I never bin there but trust me, it was likely a long way..."

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-08-26 21:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

but your story, however interesting, seems unverified by the internet

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-08-26 21:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-08-26 21:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome

Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-26 21:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thoroughly enjoy your posts.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-26 19:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I AM THE KING OF BOOBIES.


RAWR!


COWABUNGA TO THE MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-08-26 19:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-26 15:56:13 PDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Dammit.

I thought I was finally gonna see some snatch around here.
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yeah, like some kinda Star Trek whore, or somthin'...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-26 18:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Dammit.

I thought I was finally gonna see some snatch around here.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-08-26 18:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yay scuba!!

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-26 18:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Neato, also:

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-08-26 15:12:14 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-26 15:06:40 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So you can swim in a hole with a grate on the bottom? Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck?
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The people who live near this blue water consider it a great blessing and a sacred site. THEY give a fuck.
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I've never seen RoadSong bring the business before.


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-26 18:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking neat! Can you tell me where the VCU cafeteria is? I'm starving.

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-08-26 18:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-26 15:06:40 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So you can swim in a hole with a grate on the bottom? Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck?
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The people who live near this blue water consider it a great blessing and a sacred site. THEY give a fuck.

Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-26 18:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So you can swim in a hole with a grate on the bottom? Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck?

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2009-08-26 18:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-26 17:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yawn


It's okay, Marge. I've learned my lesson. A mountain of sugar is too
much for one man. It's clear now why God portions it out in those
tiny packets, and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival