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GPF: Children Are the Future (1148 hits)

Category: Politics -> Iraq

Rating: 1.25 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Haiku Mikoo (View user info) at 2009-08-28 12:28:40 EDT


Just not his children.



It just wouldn't be GPF without someone getting their testis jumped on.gif (2 MB)

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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-09-13 05:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-09-11 21:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-09-10 12:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Part II - http://www.ubersite.com/m/123259

Thanks for the inspiration dude.

Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-09-09 04:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ow

Submitted by WonkoDV (user info) at 2009-09-01 13:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck no

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-09-01 12:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-31 18:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hell, I snickered.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-08-31 17:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

it would have been great if he puked at the end - the guy who was jumping, on the guy who got ball stomped.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-31 16:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well THAT's not very friendly.

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2009-08-30 18:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Watching this over and over make me realize how wonderful my life truly is.

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-29 15:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fabricated, edited bullshit.

Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-29 11:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good stuff on GPF this week.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-08-29 05:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Yeah... that would suck.




Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-29 04:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn son.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-08-28 20:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-08-28 16:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I believe that children are our future....
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be

Everybody searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone to fulfill my needs
A lonely place to be
So I learned to depend on me

I decided long ago
Never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I will live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity

Chorus:
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all
Inside of me
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all

I believe the children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be

And I decided long ago
Never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I will live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity

Chorus:
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all
Inside of me
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all

And if by chance, that special place
That you've been dreaming of
Leads you to a lonely place
Find your strength in craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk.


Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-28 15:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Being generic is a gift and I don't take it for granted.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-28 15:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's okay jeanneee, we all know your unoriginal, but we love you anyway.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-28 14:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Aw damn, here I am thinking I'm all cute for coming up with that and then someone has already said the same thing verbatim a couple of reviews back.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-08-28 14:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DARWINISM IN ACTION!!!1

Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-08-28 14:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

meh.

Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2009-08-28 13:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Win!!

Submitted by Azo (user info) at 2009-08-28 13:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

if you happened to be this bored...you have problems

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-28 13:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Reprise: I'm glad that this happened. Looks like sico and bunch of his dipshit friends.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-08-28 13:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's just good ole Darwinism in action. I approve of such behavior and am in high hopes it happens quite frequently.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-08-28 13:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh my fucking god, my nuts just punched me in the dick for even watching this.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Anyone seen Freaks and Geeks? The guy laying down looks kind of like the drummer, stoner guy that dates the main character.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taB3U0b9zdA

Oh yeah, I forgot Seth Rogen is in that show.


Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There's an entire video of this guy getting hit in the nuts in various ways...

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Who would do such a thing?!

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why?

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heh

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

:-O


this made me cringe

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Heh, I saw the second Jackass movie at a drive-in with the girl from this story:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/115531

We didn't really watch it...she was Russian, hot, and slutty. I should have never ruined things by agreeing to meet her horrible friends. Oh well, I met my girlfriend of over 3 years now two months later, so I guess that worked out.


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Jackass fucked up a whole generation of people. How stupid!


Flanders:
Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us
friends.

Homer: To Ned Flanders, the richest left-handed man in town.

When Flanders Failed