Your Childhood Just Got Sold For 4 Billion Dollars (658 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 0.03 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Kaos-King (antius777) (View user info) at 2009-08-31 16:53:08 EDT
This morning at approximately 10:00am, Disney bought out Marvel Comics.
The Punisher kills everyone involved, then shoots himself in the head.
http://splashpage.mtv.com/2009/08/31/three-burning-questions-surrounding-the-disneymarvel-deal/
http://popwatch.ew.com/2009/08/31/disney-buys-marvel/
http://blogs.wsj.com/deals/2009/08/31/live-blogging-disney-marvel-investor-call/
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-09-01 06:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the parent company changes the culture, thats what ppls are forgettings
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-09-01 02:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
After all these horseshit movies AND video games, I don't give a fuck who buys anything anymore. The characters mean whatever they mean to your childhood, and the gangrape they incur as a result of the following generations is a problem for only the most massive of nerds and losers. At least the badass versions live on in the minds of those that knew them as they truly were.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-31 22:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
darkies? racist asslick, below.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-08-31 22:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I had ever seen a comic book movie that I remotely enjoyed (and don't try and troll me with "The Dark Knight woz orsum!", faggots), or ever read a marvel comic in my life, or gave the slightest fuck about what Discney did or didn't do in its war against faggots and darkies, I'd be taking my first step towards giving a shit.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-08-31 22:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
disney bought a product. it doesnt change the value of said product to your memories of childhood one bit.
geeky purists are a joke - the worst kind of flimsy, meaningless, and above all exploitable sentimentality.
they bought it so they could make films that youll watch and cry about because they werent word for fucking word like the original, but youll still give them your fatass dirty dollar.
so shut up and buy.
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-08-31 22:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shame, but I've already downloaded nearly everything from my childhood. Re-watching the X-Men animated series kicked ass.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-08-31 20:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-08-31 17:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well at least they didn't get dc.
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yeah. superman could whip all those marvel morons.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2009-08-31 19:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What a coup for Disney. Excelsior!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-08-31 18:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Great, now all our comic books are gonna go soft like old man penis. BOO.
Here's your point back, Kaos.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-08-31 17:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OH NOEZ!1! NOW WHAT WILL YOU SPEND ALL *MY* NONEY ON?!?!
Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-08-31 17:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-08-31 17:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well at least they didn't get dc.
Submitted by Mr.Bun (user info) at 2009-08-31 17:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At least they can't buy out Bill Watterson!
So you can rest assured you will never see the good names of his characters being tarnished by being used in tacky and humourless ways on the internet!
Tea Party!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-08-31 17:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
TANGEL, YOU'RE A COCKSUCKER
Submitted by Premium (user info) at 2009-08-31 17:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHO. THE. FUCK. CARES.
You a shareholder at Marvel? You a Disney Executive? You got a stake in either company? Will this affect your disabled life in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER?
Fatass.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-08-31 17:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks, dan tangel.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-08-31 16:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My childhood involved 'Magic Roundabout' and 'Over the Moon with Mister Boom'.
Disney bought something else? Big fucking deal.