Note to Scourge (1869 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.35 on 198 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Kaos-King (antius777) (View user info) at 2009-09-01 07:09:56 EDT
Dear Scourge,
Please fall on spikes.
Love, Kaos
User Reviews
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-09-05 16:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alter below.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-09-05 16:09:51 EDT (#)
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Effing terrible.
America, FUCK YEAH!!! What a fucking joke.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-03 03:30:19 EDT (#)
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Alter below.
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Hey Skull-Biter, how's it going?
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-09-03 00:36:36 EDT (#)
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rating the stupid worthless poster. this poster truly believes obama is making the world a better place.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-09-02 19:05:26 EDT (#)
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The whole front page is nothing but tard-wars. UBER IS BACK!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-02 17:22:50 EDT (#)
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fatties never let go
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-09-02 16:16:49 EDT (#)
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No Content
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-09-02 13:57:08 EDT (#)
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jezus, you are 'the best writer on Ubersite', and that's the best hate you can com up with?
Forget the UK, THIS place has gone down the shitter...
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-09-02 11:35:04 EDT (#)
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goths trade amines, eat sugar, and jump in vat of phosphorus. Goth-teins.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-09-02 10:39:36 EDT (#)
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ubmitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-09-02 04:42:13 EDT (#)
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They use Cadaverine as a scent to train corpse-sniffing dogs. I bought a bottle of it for my goth friend to use as cologne.
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Does that even work on other goths? I mean Jesus, you have to draw the line somewhere, don't you?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-02 08:32:31 EDT (#)
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Haha@ Goths smelling like death.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-02 08:18:07 EDT (#)
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smells dead people below...
damn FG...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-02 06:42:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-09-02 03:42:13 CDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:32:05 EDT (#)
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What the hell. There are two foul smelling amines called Putrescine and Cadaverine that are partially responsible for semen's distinctive odor. Putrescine and Cadaverine are what is released during putrification of tissue.
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They use Cadaverine as a scent to train corpse-sniffing dogs. I bought a bottle of it for my goth friend to use as cologne.
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Ew! How bad does it smell? Or is there such a minute amount (figuring dogs noses are more sensitive) that it really doesn't have to much of an odor?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-02 05:13:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:32:05 EDT (#)
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What the hell. There are two foul smelling amines called Putrescine and Cadaverine that are partially responsible for semen's distinctive odor. Putrescine and Cadaverine are what is released during putrification of tissue.
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no wonder you spat it out......
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-09-02 04:42:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:32:05 EDT (#)
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What the hell. There are two foul smelling amines called Putrescine and Cadaverine that are partially responsible for semen's distinctive odor. Putrescine and Cadaverine are what is released during putrification of tissue.
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They use Cadaverine as a scent to train corpse-sniffing dogs. I bought a bottle of it for my goth friend to use as cologne.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-09-02 04:25:21 EDT (#)
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so this is what passes for a post these days?
Hey add this...
Hey Scourge, the Cardinals are from St. Louis, and I just learned via discovery channel that St. Louis Sewer water drains into the same pipe as rainwater, and that this is probably causing flooding and serious problems in not only your water system in general, but it also means you are drinking sewage.
So... I would say eat shit, but it sounds like you already are!
Just kidding. No, seriously, boil your water.
love BLT
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-09-02 01:35:56 EDT (#)
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What a gay thread.
I wish IHAKF was still here to maintain order and reason.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2009-09-01 21:04:59 EDT (#)
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I firmly believe that all "Dear So and So" posts should end with loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove "sender" not just some wimpy little "Love" ugh, put some effort into it for fuckssake.
this all boils down to the fact that I'm pissed that I don't get to Uber at work anymore. I miss all the shenanigans.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-09-01 20:18:11 EDT (#)
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I quite like scourge, so I can't condone this post.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-09-01 20:00:22 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiZsCNDIDss
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 18:41:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:58:22 EDT (#)
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tonight im going to eat* a mcChicken sandwich in front of her and burst a blood capsule in my mouth; that'll shift her feathery arse
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That's quite funny...
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-09-01 18:00:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2009-09-01 15:30:03 EDT (#)
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kazoo skin is a strange person all right.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-01 15:20:27 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha @ below. No1 is making me laugh today:
http://members.on.nimp.org/?u=timecop
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-09-01 15:08:08 EDT (#)
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Dear kaos
Please fall on some employment
Love, no1
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-09-01 14:23:48 EDT (#)
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to the point
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-09-01 13:51:26 EDT (#)
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!
Submitted by WonkoDV (user info) at 2009-09-01 13:44:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 13:18:00 EDT (#)
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well it looks like this post will be Most Heated for fucking WEEKS
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-09-01 12:55:37 EDT (#)
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scorge has purchased pinchers of pow from that dude that played short round in the temple of doom so your little spikey hole trap will have no effect.
/emperor palpatine laugh
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-09-01 12:47:26 EDT (#)
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No, I think he's not obese at all. Method just said the gorilla titties thing to be an asshole.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-09-01 12:44:42 EDT (#)
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So scourge is just regular obese?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-09-01 12:43:23 EDT (#)
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Scourge isn't morbidly obese... although a little bird might have mentioned that he has gorilla titties.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-09-01 12:41:04 EDT (#)
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What is this? Pulsecon ubersite?
I had no idea scourge was morbidly obese.
Thanks for the intel.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-09-01 12:34:11 EDT (#)
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Did you give your password to electro?
Submitted by Mr.Bun (user info) at 2009-09-01 12:33:23 EDT (#)
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Did somebody mention tea?
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2009-09-01 11:57:43 EDT (#)
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its called e-mail
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 11:03:49 EDT (#)
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I had a chicken once called "do you want fries with that?". She was a brown chicken and was all fat and soft. She would follow us around the yard. Until one day we came outside to find her dead and all the other chickens staring at her. The other chickens didn't have names they were just egg layers.
You know you can hypnotise chooks EI?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 11:00:50 EDT (#)
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its ok fg, i love chickens
with mayo and black pepper :)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:59:58 EDT (#)
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:(
Be nice to the chicken, EI.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:58:22 EDT (#)
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tonight im going to eat* a mcChicken sandwich in front of her and burst a blood capsule in my mouth
, that'll shift her feathery arse
* rip up as i would never ever buy food from that inhumane place
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:56:03 EDT (#)
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ei, my advice is to back away from the chicken.
Please note that my advice is not based either on knowledge, or experience, but fear.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:52:08 EDT (#)
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Still, it isn't nice to eat your own or other people's body parts. Especially now I know we all contain rot.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:52:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 15:41:55 BST (#)
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Well, the two amines occur naturally in living tissue, but in small amounts. It's only when tissue rots that a large amount is released.
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*insert joke here*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:51:33 EDT (#)
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This was important to post.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:42:51 EDT (#)
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It's ok. We're done with that here.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:41:55 EDT (#)
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Well, the two amines occur naturally in living tissue, but in small amounts. It's only when tissue rots that a large amount is released.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:39:01 EDT (#)
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I'm never swallowing again.
That actually explains alot about human nature, we are actually created from rotting tissue.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:38:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 15:36:23 BST (#)
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That kind of stuff floats around my head all the time.
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expalins the hair cut
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:37:56 EDT (#)
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thats all FG?
thats not so bad.
fuckin prude.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:36:23 EDT (#)
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That kind of stuff floats around my head all the time.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:35:33 EDT (#)
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Why the hell do you think I'm so fucked up?!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:34:42 EDT (#)
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Thanks fg. Now my sex life is going straight to the shitter. That's just the sort of random fact that will pop up in my head at an inopportune moment.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:32:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:21:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-01 22:18:13 WST (#)
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Did someone call me?
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Dunno do u smell like bleach sico?
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I could...if you play your cards right.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:32:05 EDT (#)
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What the hell. There are two foul smelling amines called Putrescine and Cadaverine that are partially responsible for semen's distinctive odor. Putrescine and Cadaverine are what is released during putrification of tissue.
So, in a way, semen smells partially like rot.
Don't believe me? Look it up.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:31:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-09-01 15:25:37 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:19:08 EDT (#)
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like oscar, i too have a bad nose, that feels like its been glued together
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Ok, ok. Let me ask you this... were you recently invited to breakfast by a girl from the internet?
You didn't sniff the eggs did you?
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no :(
i never sniff eggs, but funnily enough, im house sitting for someoen this week and im looking after their chickens. trouble is one of the chickens is a bit broody and wont get off her eggs and im a bit scared to lift said chicken off :(
plus im looking after a huge sighing dog.......
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:27:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 22:11:18 WST (#)
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I could tell y'all something really gross about semen, but I won't.
I've done far too much damage already.
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I still want to know the gross thing.....
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:25:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:19:08 EDT (#)
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like oscar, i too have a bad nose, that feels like its been glued together
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Ok, ok. Let me ask you this... were you recently invited to breakfast by a girl from the internet?
You didn't sniff the eggs did you?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:25:29 EDT (#)
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fg is in a right mood today
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:21:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-01 22:18:13 WST (#)
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Did someone call me?
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Dunno do u smell like bleach sico?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:20:05 EDT (#)
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That's what you get for huffing super glue fumes.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:19:08 EDT (#)
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hey how did that happen!!!
anyway anansie, after oscar stole my thunder
like oscar, i too have a bad nose, that feels like its been glued together
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:18:13 EDT (#)
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Did someone call me?
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:17:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:07:25 EDT (#)
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Hello, ei!
Um, I don't know any gang signs.
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ITS OK, I ASSOCIATE WITH CIVILLIANS TOO.
my nose hurts, like someone has glued it together :(
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:17:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-09-01 22:12:55 WST (#)
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I think the real question here is "does breakfast being cooked at tuts house smell like semen?"
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Only if he plays his cards right.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:17:24 EDT (#)
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well damn forensic I wanna know what the hell it is now!
fuckin tease!
come on gimme the goods!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:13:10 EDT (#)
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Well, it has to do with the distinctive smell.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:12:55 EDT (#)
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I think the real question here is "does breakfast being cooked at tuts house smell like semen?"
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:12:03 EDT (#)
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That semen smells like bleach?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:11:18 EDT (#)
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I could tell y'all something really gross about semen, but I won't.
I've done far too much damage already.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:11:00 EDT (#)
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Well that's great.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:08:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:06:28 EDT (#)
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No because I don't secrete. Victory to me would be the smell of breakfast being cooked, dishes being washed and floors being mopped, which incidently smells like bleach, which smells like semen, so yeah actually you are right Hartman they are the same.
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Glad we agree.
Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:07:58 EDT (#)
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Needs more candles.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:07:25 EDT (#)
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Hello, ei!
Um, I don't know any gang signs.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 10:06:28 EDT (#)
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No because I don't secrete. Victory to me would be the smell of breakfast being cooked, dishes being washed and floors being mopped, which incidently smells like bleach, which smells like semen, so yeah actually you are right Hartman they are the same.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:58:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:51:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 21:47:16 WST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:34:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 21:31:33 WST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:29:09 EDT (#)
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Alright you disease-ridden cum dumpsters, I'm outta here.
Now, I'm leaving EmissionImpossible in charge while I'm gone.
You children mind Unca' EI while I'm out and let him touch you where ever he may like.
They'll be juice and cookies when I get back...
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nothing like juice, cookies, and shame to start out a tuesday morning...
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I love the smell of shame in the morning....
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smells like......victory.
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smells like....... semen.
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arent they one in the same?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:57:51 EDT (#)
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gtfo already
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:53:19 EDT (#)
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Kawasakis! Maicos! Pursangs! Swedish Fireballs!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:51:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 21:47:16 WST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:34:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 21:31:33 WST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:29:09 EDT (#)
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Alright you disease-ridden cum dumpsters, I'm outta here.
Now, I'm leaving EmissionImpossible in charge while I'm gone.
You children mind Unca' EI while I'm out and let him touch you where ever he may like.
They'll be juice and cookies when I get back...
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nothing like juice, cookies, and shame to start out a tuesday morning...
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I love the smell of shame in the morning....
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smells like......victory.
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smells like....... semen.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:48:57 EDT (#)
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You know berty had that hand gesture trade marked?
I smell a lawsuit.
Of course it will have to be in a court with ramps. and you don't want to travel to birmingham. just ever
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:47:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:34:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 21:31:33 WST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:29:09 EDT (#)
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Alright you disease-ridden cum dumpsters, I'm outta here.
Now, I'm leaving EmissionImpossible in charge while I'm gone.
You children mind Unca' EI while I'm out and let him touch you where ever he may like.
They'll be juice and cookies when I get back...
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nothing like juice, cookies, and shame to start out a tuesday morning...
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I love the smell of shame in the morning....
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smells like......victory.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:43:10 EDT (#)
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*complicated hand gesture*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:34:42 EDT (#)
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hello Anansie!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:34:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 21:31:33 WST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:29:09 EDT (#)
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Alright you disease-ridden cum dumpsters, I'm outta here.
Now, I'm leaving EmissionImpossible in charge while I'm gone.
You children mind Unca' EI while I'm out and let him touch you where ever he may like.
They'll be juice and cookies when I get back...
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nothing like juice, cookies, and shame to start out a tuesday morning...
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I love the smell of shame in the morning....
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:34:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-09-01 14:27:44 BST (#)
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Oh, please like me orphelia, PLEASE!
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Lulz.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:33:42 EDT (#)
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It would be an improvement on what is there, anansie
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:32:00 EDT (#)
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You're really just trying to fill up the most heated slots aren't you?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:31:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:29:09 EDT (#)
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Alright you disease-ridden cum dumpsters, I'm outta here.
Now, I'm leaving EmissionImpossible in charge while I'm gone.
You children mind Unca' EI while I'm out and let him touch you where ever he may like.
They'll be juice and cookies when I get back...
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nothing like juice, cookies, and shame to start out a tuesday morning...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:31:03 EDT (#)
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FG talking about rising from her slumber at the word fat made me smile.
You are all crazy.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:29:09 EDT (#)
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Alright you disease-ridden cum dumpsters, I'm outta here.
Now, I'm leaving EmissionImpossible in charge while I'm gone.
You children mind Unca' EI while I'm out and let him touch you where ever he may like.
They'll be juice and cookies when I get back...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:27:59 EDT (#)
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I had the pass and the owner has it but i don't see it being them
oh who gives a fuck anyway
oh emmision i don't i was just stirring, you are super duper
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:27:44 EDT (#)
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Oh, please like me orphelia, PLEASE!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:24:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:20:06 EDT (#)
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I have cut back GREATLY on my cigarette smoking.
As in, I can fathom a time when I will quit.
I switched to these little menthol cigars. Went from an average of $5 a pack to approx $1.50 a pack.
Plus, you really can't smoke a whole lot of these fuckers. Along with the fact that they burn longer.
I've gone from 2 packs in 1 day... to 1 pack lasting me 2 days.
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hey man good for you!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:24:25 EDT (#)
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come on orphelia, why do you dislike me?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:23:40 EDT (#)
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ALTER ARMY, UNITE!!!
Hey, I was just gonna ask that, Orphy!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:22:40 EDT (#)
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who got hold of the HeyJude account?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:20:06 EDT (#)
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I have cut back GREATLY on my cigarette smoking.
As in, I can fathom a time when I will quit.
I switched to these little menthol cigars. Went from an average of $5 a pack to approx $1.50 a pack.
Plus, you really can't smoke a whole lot of these fuckers. Along with the fact that they burn longer.
I've gone from 2 packs in 1 day... to 1 pack lasting me 2 days.
Submitted by LoooseSprocket (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:18:37 EDT (#)
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present and accounted for
Submitted by FalconPEACE (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:17:52 EDT (#)
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Here!
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:17:23 EDT (#)
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Ugh.
Submitted by Awesome (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:17:18 EDT (#)
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Alter Roll Call!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:16:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 21:11:27 WST (#)
Ranking: 2
Im Kaos Kings alter.
Orphelia as well.
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My, my Hartman you are hormonal. You should try herbal remedies my gran says they work a treat ;)
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hahaha @ hormonal.
echinnacea? (sp?)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uhhhh, what?
Orphy's talking all nonsense again.
ANYHOW - Yes, EI... there's a nice little horde of alters at the moment.
Some are fine. (Mr. Bun, GroundHorse, Miss-Ann-Thrope)
Most others...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 14:13:02 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hartman, don't make me beat your wife to death with my cock...
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im guessing that would be the smell of cheese and tobacco
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 21:11:27 WST (#)
Ranking: 2
Im Kaos Kings alter.
Orphelia as well.
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My, my Hartman you are hormonal. You should try herbal remedies my gran says they work a treat ;)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hartman, don't make me beat your wife to death with my cock...
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dont let me.....uhhhh.....squish your pack of ciggarettes and coffee pot with my cock!
NEENER
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh* you both lie fat men with white beards aka santa, you defensive bitch
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hartman, don't make me beat your wife to death with my cock...
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im Kaos Kings alter.
Orphelia as well.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For real, EI.
For real...
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not a fucking car crash, I hardly ever cyber stalk people and I would never threaten an emotional englisher.
KK while I would love to say I drive a kangaroo to work, I can't. They aren't very tall and have tics.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
all i know is that orphelia and mystia had some disagreement
also can we have a post where alters are allocated to their real owners
im curious to know who all these alters belong too
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 06:04:24 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, but caffeine does it too.
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Really? So if I drink a bunch of tea I'll poo' too?
I read somewhere that whatever it is in the bean that irritates the intestinal tract and brings about the bowel movements also leads to constipation. Caffeine better not do that, I like tea, and I like pooping.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Forensic, that song ruled. I will never forgive them for that stupid Godzilla tune, however.
Emission, did Mystia just up & vanish again? Or was there some drama behind her disappearance that I missed?
Well TuTs, as an American, you DO realize that I'm convinced that you ride a kangaroo to the grocery store, right?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i never said you were mystia. Just you have the same kinda mind.
oh god mystia returning would scare me but also be terrifically entertaining in a car crash kinda way.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, but caffeine does it too. I assumed he was drinking caffeinated coffee.
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Reviews were all quite nonsensical.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 05:49:04 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Caffeine can stimulate peristalsis of the intestines and is a diuretic. That's why.
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It's not the caffeine, it's something in the bean. If you drink decaffeinated coffee you'll get the same effects.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*sigh*
Alright Haiku, what's wrong today?
Seriously, I'm terribly concerned! I mean, from what I've gathered you lived a charmed, tragically hip life.
It must be so hard being ironically trendy, or whatever it is you and your awesome buddies and gorgeous girlfriend do all day.
Please, forgive me if I've somehow endangered your fragile yet nihilistic outlook on existence!
Or whatever.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i for one, would welcome the return of mystia. she was entertaining and fun to poke with a stick
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 09:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Orphelia, I don't know what you are talking about. I'm not mystia though and I don't know what she did. But I'm in Australia and I'm pretty sure she was a yank.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok 'dislike' then!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Little advice, sports. Blue Oyster Cult was wrong. You SHOULD fear the reaper.
QUIT SAYING FAT!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't recall saying 'hate' ei
:(
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SEE!!! God damn it... We all should have KNOWN that fucking Forensic would know this shit!
Yeah? Well...
FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT!FAT!FAT!FAT!FAT!FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT!
FAT!FAT!FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT!FAT!FAT!FAT! FAT!
FAT! FAT!FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT!
FAT!FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT! FAT!FAT!FAT!FAT! FAT!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*misfire*
p.s. I barely, and I mean barely made it to the latrine. I was rinsing my coffee cup in the break room and about 3 people saw me set my cup down with the paper towel still in it and sprint out of there. I'll smile at them later today as I pass them by.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dont worry kk, fg is in a bit of a strop today
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Obese monstrosity below!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its highly possible
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Caffeine can stimulate peristalsis of the intestines and is a diuretic. That's why.
Quit saying 'fat!'
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
has orphelia explained why she hates me yet?
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My guess?
She's jealous of your extraordinary cock.
Well, at least that's what Berty told me...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes Doodles, I'm a "middle-aged dyke going through menopause."
And what are you today?
Oh... that's right.
You're too scared to actually share anything with the other users on this site still.
It's so "Kewl" to fuck with everyone when you can stay anonymous!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dun dun dunnnnn
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tut seriously, i can dig out the quote but mystia said the exact same thing on one of my posts.
does this scare you?
it does me!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
has orphelia explained why she hates me yet?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 20:24:56 WST (#)
Ranking: 2
dear lord no, I am so incredibly average with my 5'10" stature.
Then again Im as "rotund" as a keg...I guess if I were both I would be some sort of strong man or genetic freak....and then TuTs wouldnt wanna talk to me! Thank GOD im just fat and adorable.
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I don't hate genetic freaks just inappropriate touching, not being able to communicate and drooling. Shit, I just described a baby. I don't hate babies :(
Fat men are adorable, all you need to do to really impress me is to grow a long white beard.
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Or chest hair like Charleton Heston...
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 20:24:56 WST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHA!!! I fuckin' love you, Hartman.
See, I thought that you were really tall, too. Besides being "rotund," that you were also, like, 6 foot 5 inches, or some shit.
I have no idea why. Stupid internet tricking us all with its photo magics!!!
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dear lord no, I am so incredibly average with my 5'10" stature.
Then again Im as "rotund" as a keg...I guess if I were both I would be some sort of strong man or genetic freak....and then TuTs wouldnt wanna talk to me! Thank GOD im just fat and adorable.
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I don't hate genetic freaks just inappropriate touching, not being able to communicate and drooling. Shit, I just described a baby. I don't hate babies :(
Fat men are adorable, all you need to do to really impress me is to grow a long white beard.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well Sico, Natty Light is fucking foul, so you lose points for that right off.
I doubt it's the powdered creamer. It's quite probably the coffee. I know a lot of people who experience the same issues. How much did you drink? How often do you drink coffee? Do you usually only drink coffee in the mornings? These can all be factors.
Now, obviously, I have no idea what I'm talking about... but chances are SOMEBODY will eventually come along here who will and explain it all to you.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I love how you have no control over yourself.
these mood swings amuse me and i'm of the mind that you're a middle-age dyke going through menopause.
all the signs fit
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhhhh see bearclaws here dont have maple in them. They taste like a krispy kreme just shaped like a cartoon paw.
I guess it doesnt matter when Im stuffing it in my maw.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Substitute bearclaws for ho ho's or raspberry zingers or butterscotch crumpets....christ, I know he does.
Okay, I gotta go. Something about the 30 minutes after I finish drinking coffee and needing to shit...fucking coffee laxative. Do you think it's the coffee or the powdered creamer or perhaps the 4-5 beers I had last night mixed with the coffee. They were natty lights but they don't normally give me the shits.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHA! @ Hartman
I've pretty much cut all sweets out from my diet.
A bit of sugar in my coffee in the morning and that's it.
I do dig donuts, though. But I freakin' HATE maple stuff. Hence, bearclaws for the fail.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aw Christ, Sico...
... bearclaws are fucking gross!!!
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they arent so bad, once you pick out the rotting flesh from between the toes...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aw Christ, Sico...
... bearclaws are fucking gross!!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If scourge was on meth he wouldn't be able to stomach his 3 450 calorie Bear Claw/morning ritual. That would instantly liquefy in his britches.
....not that I would know or anything.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHA!!! I fuckin' love you, Hartman.
See, I thought that you were really tall, too. Besides being "rotund," that you were also, like, 6 foot 5 inches, or some shit.
I have no idea why. Stupid internet tricking us all with its photo magics!!!
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dear lord no, I am so incredibly average with my 5'10" stature.
Then again Im as "rotund" as a keg...I guess if I were both I would be some sort of strong man or genetic freak....and then TuTs wouldnt wanna talk to me! Thank GOD im just fat and adorable.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, our dear Forensic... come upon us with actual knowledge and destroying all attempts at baseless slander!
Damn you, Forensic.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I was drinking :(
Maybe I would be happier and nicer if I drank more....
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHA!!! I fuckin' love you, Hartman.
See, I thought that you were really tall, too. Besides being "rotund," that you were also, like, 6 foot 5 inches, or some shit.
I have no idea why. Stupid internet tricking us all with its photo magics!!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But he has all his teefs. Can't be meth.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:17:34 EDT (#)
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Huh? I did not know that TuTs.
Forensic, should I even ask WHY such a thing would call forth thy terrible wrath?
Doodles, you may now proceed to continue sucking on my cock in hopes that it will grant you some measure of happiness.
Really Sico? I dunno, I guess that in all the photos I ever saw of Scourge he looked quite normal. Literally, just some dude...
... with a raging meth addiction.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TuTs can drink whatever she wants! I got her back!
and Kaos, this was funny, but im not one to call scourge fa...wait....
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have been to the place where Heartbeat was filmed.
I went on holiday there with my gran and eldest son.
The steam train in the titles, I rode on it.
The garage in the village, been in it.
The pub in the show, sat in it.
It was a rockin' holiday, I had a lot of soup.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, not trying to be mean here or anything but Scourge is chubby/pudgy/fat/blubbery/etc. which does indeed put you in the same category. You just happen to hide it better than him. For the record, scourge weighs more than star matter.
Me, I'm soft around the edges as of late. I built up a good body over the summer but now that I'm working full time and schooling full time I don't really have the time for a proper diet and exercise :(
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
KK, the word 'fat' wakes me up from my slumber.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
P-risoner O-f H-er M-ajesty. POHM or pom, an englisher.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:07:53 EDT (#)
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...
...
...
Um...
What's a "pom?"
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:06:45 EDT (#)
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That greengrass fellow is from a pom show called Heartbeat. Which began with the song also titled heartbeat. I suppose the embarrassing part is actually knowing the show?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh my... I think TuTs has been drinking again...
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:03:46 EDT (#)
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I can't embarrass myself if I don't know you and don't care what you think of me can I? Besides embarrassment is always more profound when it's public and this is anonymous.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 08:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Forensic, you're a waif model. Actually, just shut up - you're Death. The "Snuggle" version. Sucks to be you.
Toe... what meaningless babble is seeping out of your cunt now?
And TuTs, um... huh?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm, I do kinda have to agree with you on some respects to that.
Eddie Izzard's stand up stuff still rules, but his choices in TV & film have blown.
"The Riches?" Horrible. I suppose his minor role in the Ocean's Trilogy was fine enough.
My brother & his girl saw him live. She got a tee-shirt. It has a lil' flying cupcake on it with the words... "Cake Or Death?"
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fat?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and toe, go read your email
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tt's probably best if you stop embarrassing yourself pie muncher.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bhahaha.
Heartbeat why do you miss when my baby kisses me. dodododododododo.
Grandparents used to watch that when I was a child.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
eddie izzard use to be kick ass, now he is a big waste of time sell out, boo to him.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:53:19 EDT (#)
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Great EI, a monkey in a dress.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.nicholasrhea.co.uk/images/greengrass1.jpg
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*sigh*
I still really don't understand this "joke."
None-the-less, I fully support your fabulous drag transformation.
Because Eddie Izzard is 100% the kick-ass.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.nicholasrhea.co.uk/images/greengrass1.jpg
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
toes alright by me
im thinking (no word of a lie) that im gonna dress up as a women soon, the whole shabang....heels, wig, makeup , a proper drag act look a likey
:(
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Greengrass?"
Gah, I don't even know what that means.
Okay, no more faggoty jokes on EI today.
That's fine... I'm barely coherent at the moment anyhow.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now Emission, we've had this discussion before...
Just because one likes to wear frilly dresses, this does not make one a proper "Lady."
Remember all that mischief you got into when you tried to go into the women's restroom after getting all dolled up?
That's right; REAL ladies have special parts, different parts from the parts boys have.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
woooooah there greengrass, ease up on the old queerness.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Magic Tea at boiling point - http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/30500/Magic-Tea--30783.jpg
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
EXCELLENT!!! Thank you, Hurty... I shall indeed look into this tea.
Emission, does your Mum cry at night knowing you are such a remarkable specimen of queer?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oi kk, stop bad mouthing toe, she's a lady (kinda)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck me, get over it already.
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Get over WHAT? WTF are you babbling about?
Christ, you really are a miserable cunt. Don't you have some whoring to go do down by the sheep pen, you filthy whore?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yep.
Tea.
There's a magic one that can make you less obsessed with the internet, not care how much your boyfriend weighs and can actually stop you crying about comic books.
Look into it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-09-01 12:32:46 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 12:31:04 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Evander Sno....is he any good?
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He's very good indeed. 3 goals in 2 games for Holland U-21.
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Ahh, we will bring him down to our level, once he see's jamie macallister hoofing the ball down the left
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 12:35:42 BST (#)
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Orphy, the ONLY people that have any right to call ME "fat" on this site are Caul, Hidden & Indo.
Those 3 bastards are quite fit.
From what I've seen, I look JUST like everybody else here... not counting the waif models like EI.
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gay as fuck
gay fucking at that
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear Fuck, what ARE you Britishers talking about???
Are you discussing tea again?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-01 12:31:22 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
neither am I anymore ei but it's kinda Uber to say so.
i really shouldn't keep forgetting how much i dislike you ei.
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huh, well it woudl be nice of you to explain why you dislike me
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck me, get over it already.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Orphy, the ONLY people that have any right to call ME "fat" on this site are Caul, Hidden & Indo.
Those 3 bastards are quite fit.
From what I've seen, I look JUST like everybody else here... not counting the waif models like EI.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 12:31:04 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Evander Sno....is he any good?
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He's very good indeed. 3 goals in 2 games for Holland U-21.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I never quite got that. I've seen quite a number of pictures of Scourgey-Poo.
Granted, he looks like he's dome WAY too much meth in his time... but fat? Nope.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
neither am I anymore ei but it's kinda Uber to say so.
i really shouldn't keep forgetting how much i dislike you ei.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Evander Sno....is he any good? just saw we signed him and some bloke called alvaro saborio
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Great.
EI - you've just signed Evander Sno on a loan - HOW?!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:26:48 EDT (#)
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But, but... he HASN'T upset me!
Seriously! I'm simply attempting to offer the old boy a chance at fame & adventure.
It might even be a "Sexy Adventure!" You can never be too sure about these things.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:23:35 EDT (#)
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scourge isn't fat
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:20:57 EDT (#)
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no good antius.
his fat would save him.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:19:14 EDT (#)
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what has scourge done to upset you KK? you can talk to me
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:13:40 EDT (#)
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What do you mean, "What Has He Done Now?"
Um, nothing?
I just think he would enjoy the experience, that's all.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-01 07:12:00 EDT (#)
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what has he done now!