Volunteer your Vocal Cords, Damnit (747 hits)
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Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-09-18 15:10:06 EDT
Damn it, Uber, I never thought it would come to this, but... I could use your help.
I'm working on an animation project, and I could use vocal talent. Yes, I could use craigslist. Yes, I could likely find people who are qualified and have character acting skills, but I'm notoriously cheap and figured I may as well give you lot a shot first.
What sort of characters do I need? Well, our story, packed into approx 15 minute episodes, takes place aboard a corporate starship and involves:
* A geriatric captain/CEO in the late stages of dementia (not cast)
* A creepy little girl (not cast)
* A bitchy female marketing exec (not cast)
* A race of angry, sentient soda machines (not cast)
* The soda machine's diva bitch queen (not cast)
* Various sundry alien life forms (not cast)
* A jaded ship's doctor (cast)
* An anachronistic child security officer (cast)
* A cute teenage cyborg (cast)
I could also use someone who could fake a French accent. Look&feel is going to be Saturday morning cartoons circa mid 80's.
What'll you get for helping out? Likely nothing beyond a modicum of recognition in the credits and getting to see your voice attached to an animated figure. If this interests you, speak up or drop me a line at icarus1987.at.yahoo.com. If not, drop your -2's and make a sexual departure.
Don't have anything from my portfolio at work, so have something I found on Google instead.
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2009-09-28 04:39:21 EDT (#)
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I'd like to be the machines.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-09-23 22:11:09 EDT (#)
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Sold.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-09-23 21:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm the natural choice for the bitchy marketing exec.
Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-09-21 16:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-09-21 15:18:03 EDT (#)
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I'll take you both. Email my people. By which I mean me.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-09-21 14:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can do a bunch of different voice, and I've done voice-over before.
What about Caulaincourt for the French guy?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-09-21 14:02:40 EDT (#)
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i volunteer to be the bitchy female marketing exec.
call me.
*does pinky & thumb waggle at my own face thing*
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-09-21 13:24:30 EDT (#)
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That there is a Motley Crew.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-09-21 13:17:18 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/123322
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-09-21 10:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My voice is alittle husky - I keep getting asked if I have a cold.
And this post is lame.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-09-20 23:17:39 EDT (#)
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Man it's sad that this has heat. This site is really dead.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-09-20 11:12:40 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/122553
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-09-19 19:40:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-09-19 09:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What part is Shlongy in for and how much are you paying me to save this thing?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-09-19 01:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll audition for creepy little girl!
*ahem*
It puts the lotion on its skin... or else it gets the hose again!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-09-18 23:50:54 EDT (#)
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Sorry, hoss. I don't like my voice. Except when I'm singing whilst drunk in the bathtub. Then I sound great. I'll do it if I can sing my lines whilst drunk in the bathtub.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2009-09-18 19:44:49 EDT (#)
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I can do a pretty good moon accent.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-09-18 18:17:12 EDT (#)
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okay.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-09-18 18:14:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-09-18 16:26:41 EDT (#)
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* A geriatric captain/CEO in the late stages of dementia (not cast) -Shlongy
* A creepy little girl (not cast) -Ghola
* A bitchy female marketing exec (not cast) -Jeanneee
* A race of angry, sentient soda machines (not cast) -Sico
* The soda machine's diva bitch queen (not cast) -Lisa
* Various sundry alien life forms (not cast) -Bosh, Lungfish, JonnyX
* A jaded ship's doctor (cast) -Orgasmatron
* An anachronistic child security officer (cast) -D_Prime
* A cute teenage cyborg (cast) -Doodles, minus the cute
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Hey, that's actually pretty good.
Regardless, this sounds like a vast quantity of drugs went into the initial planning stages.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-09-18 16:50:34 EDT (#)
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Oh good.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-18 16:49:16 EDT (#)
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oh ok...i will
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-09-18 16:47:02 EDT (#)
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Are you lot going to email me?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-09-18 16:41:51 EDT (#)
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i quite fancy myself as * An anachronistic child security officer
I WANT IN
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-09-18 16:41:06 EDT (#)
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Thanks for your input. I don't know who most of these people are. You can fuck off now.
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-09-18 16:26:41 EDT (#)
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* A geriatric captain/CEO in the late stages of dementia (not cast) -Shlongy
* A creepy little girl (not cast) -Ghola
* A bitchy female marketing exec (not cast) -Jeanneee
* A race of angry, sentient soda machines (not cast) -Sico
* The soda machine's diva bitch queen (not cast) -Lisa
* Various sundry alien life forms (not cast) -Bosh, Lungfish, JonnyX
* A jaded ship's doctor (cast) -Orgasmatron
* An anachronistic child security officer (cast) -D_Prime
* A cute teenage cyborg (cast) -Doodles, minus the cute
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-09-18 16:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
inside jokes suck.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-09-18 16:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You could do both most likely. If you can do a feeble old man, I see no reason you couldn't do a Dalec.
Don't worry, Forensic. I'll hold Death for you.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-09-18 15:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in. Captain or soda machine. I'm a lawyer - I could do both.
Try this on for size -
*clears throat*
*scrinches up left side of face*
CALL me SIR GODdamnit!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-18 15:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oops
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-18 15:36:15 EDT (#)
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I WOULD HAVE MR. IMPATIENT!
Don't be giving away my part, dammit.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-09-18 15:10:28 EDT (#)
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Damnit forensic, I still think you should have been the one to do this.