fuck you cunts (1870 hits)
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Submitted by iddqd (View user info) at 2009-09-30 12:49:29 EDT
thats pretty much it.
ps. enjoy your cubicle.
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Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-10-05 17:09:23 EDT (#)
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Mister Luv looked like that after I took it outta your mom but a hammerjob and a shot of penicillin later, I was ready to rumble again!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-10-05 16:59:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2009-10-05 21:49:55 BST (#)
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Worst swastika evar.
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Swastika?
I thought it was a brontosaurus at a rave.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2009-10-05 16:49:55 EDT (#)
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Worst swastika evar.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-02 14:38:49 EDT (#)
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OH YES OH YES FUCK MY CUNT NOW BIG BOY
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-10-02 06:20:45 EDT (#)
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aussies
boom boom boom.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:53:21 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha
Isn't it about time you gave up your username to McCallum, cats?
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2009-10-01 17:18:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-09-30 23:23:36 EDT (#)
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I'm an English major, and I love everything.
gaaaaaaayyyyyy......
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2009-10-01 15:39:55 EDT (#)
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I FOUGHT AGAINST THOSE CHAPPIES!
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2009-10-01 15:39:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Liquidice281 (user info) at 2009-10-01 12:00:35 EDT (#)
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I have an office.
Faggot.
Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold (user info) at 2009-10-01 11:39:14 EDT (#)
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Great post.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-10-01 09:48:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-01 09:13:39 EDT (#)
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no YOU have a good one.
I WILL NOT BE ONE-UPPED!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-01 09:06:44 EDT (#)
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True that. It must be why dogs are so happy, they can get their tongues down there.
Neway Mr man I'm going now, you have a good one.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-01 09:01:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-01 08:46:47 EDT (#)
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Haha, good luck kangaroos are bastards. So are emus. I know lots of people who have been stomped by Kangaroos. They get angry pretty quick.
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well you would be angry too if your arms werent long enough to masturbate.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-01 08:46:47 EDT (#)
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Haha, good luck kangaroos are bastards. So are emus. I know lots of people who have been stomped by Kangaroos. They get angry pretty quick.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-01 08:44:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-01 08:38:41 EDT (#)
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Ok I have a good one:
When we were growing up we lived across the road from a large bush. One night some guy went walking in there and got gutted by a male Kangaroo and died.
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see now THATS the kind of wonderful Australian adventure that im talking about!!!
good show!
You rock, now I wanna come on safari there and fight a real live kangaroo.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-01 08:40:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-01 08:35:29 EDT (#)
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A redback is a spider. They are meant to be pretty deadly, but if you aren't old or a baby they just give you a raised heat rate and make you a bit sick.
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ohhh I see, a brown reclouse spider bit me on the leg once and I got a football sized lump on my leg, it was a terrible experience. Fuck spiders....eight legged bastards.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-10-01 08:39:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-09-30 23:23:36 EDT (#)
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I'm an English major, and I love everything.
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Back demon! Get thee back into class until you hate everything that hasn't been anthologized and analyzed ten times over! And then hate that too! If I don't see a camwhore of you in a blazer/hoodie combo and a tattoo on your wrist, carrying around a moleskine notebook tomorrow, I am failing you buddy.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-01 08:38:41 EDT (#)
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Ok I have a good one:
When we were growing up we lived across the road from a large bush. One night some guy went walking in there and got gutted by a male Kangaroo and died.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-01 08:35:29 EDT (#)
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A redback is a spider. They are meant to be pretty deadly, but if you aren't old or a baby they just give you a raised heat rate and make you a bit sick.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-01 08:05:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-01 07:57:08 EDT (#)
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Umm I don't know it might have been a blue bottle. It gave me red welts on my leg and I peed in a cup and poured it on there.
An australian story of adventure ummm- I put my hand in the meter box once without a torch and got bitten by a red back.
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ewww you got pee on you!
whats a red back? Snake?
and thank you for that charming story idd.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-01 07:57:08 EDT (#)
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Umm I don't know it might have been a blue bottle. It gave me red welts on my leg and I peed in a cup and poured it on there.
An australian story of adventure ummm- I put my hand in the meter box once without a torch and got bitten by a red back.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-10-01 07:56:23 EDT (#)
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one of my friends in primary school was stung by a box jellyfish when he was little and somehow survived - he had this massive welt on the inside of his forearm.
ive never been stun gor bitten by anything, but i have been chased by red-belly black snakes and tiger snakes, and had an eastern brown slither through my legs when i was walking in some long grass.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-01 07:51:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-01 07:48:46 EDT (#)
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Gotta love google. The answer to that is no. As I am located on the west coast of Australia I am not often exposed to those jellyfish. Also while I live in Queensland the area we lived in was all volcanic rock on the beaches so we would swim in a local lagoon instead.
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I have been stung by a jellyfish though.
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yes but without the Irukandji sting, a jellyfish sting is just so.....average ;)
was it at least some sort of box jellyfish of Man - o - War?
Im craving a story of adventure!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-01 07:48:46 EDT (#)
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Gotta love google. The answer to that is no. As I am located on the west coast of Australia I am not often exposed to those jellyfish. Also while I live in Queensland the area we lived in was all volcanic rock on the beaches so we would swim in a local lagoon instead.
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I have been stung by a jellyfish though.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-01 07:41:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-01 07:39:36 EDT (#)
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Hahaa, yeah and I have had kids...
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touche'
so Tuts, ever been stung by an Irukanji Jellyfish?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-01 07:39:36 EDT (#)
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Hahaa, yeah and I have had kids...
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-01 07:34:29 EDT (#)
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sorry dear, I'm lucky if I have half a unit.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-01 07:28:08 EDT (#)
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and are you offering Mr hartman?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-10-01 07:18:46 EDT (#)
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Needs four 'units' below
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-01 07:00:17 EDT (#)
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haha, I am four units until I finish a comms degree and I am the worst speller, grammarer and communicator on here and here is the kicker, I get pretty good marks. Sometimes I think degrees count for shit. Not that you didn't deserve yours.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-10-01 04:50:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-10-01 03:41:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-30 13:38:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2009-09-30 13:30:36 EDT (#)
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you should do more posts where you brag about your massive education and unbelievable understanding of literature on the internet
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lulz
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-10-01 01:01:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-09-30 09:51:23 PDT (#)
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Well, hell yeah. It's better than a Japanese man pissing on girls.
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I thought he was ejaculating on them. It looked too goopy for piss.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-09-30 23:23:36 EDT (#)
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I'm an English major, and I love everything.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-09-30 23:00:06 EDT (#)
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It's cool man, majoring in English made me hate everything too.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-09-30 22:38:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-30 22:18:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-09-30 21:57:12 EDT (#)
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hey, screw you, i owned up to it. and i stand by what i said, it just wasnt said the right way.
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Thus said the Master Communicator.
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i did english lit, not comms.
accordingly, id suggest you correct your droll comment to 'thus spake the master communicator'.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2009-09-30 22:35:04 EDT (#)
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Not that I haven't kept up with your off-and-ons about your advanced lit education, but do you think this exemplifies that?
Haven't read reviews, maybe, hopefully this was a drunk post: if so, it was great, and I'd get stoned w you any day, but Apollo is still a head, I mean ahead, in current drunk posts. peace
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-09-30 22:22:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-30 22:18:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-09-30 21:57:12 EDT (#)
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hey, screw you, i owned up to it. and i stand by what i said, it just wasnt said the right way.
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Thus said the Master Communicator.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-09-30 21:57:12 EDT (#)
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hey, screw you, i owned up to it. and i stand by what i said, it just wasnt said the right way.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-09-30 20:17:48 EDT (#)
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Aww I was drunk I didn't mean iiit. Your turning into a girl.
For graffiti fail.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-09-30 20:02:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-30 14:22:13 EDT (#)
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man, you are going to get a lot of shit for that line.
just wait it out.
after all, jack survived his "i am the outsider" gem.
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fuck it, i deserve it, it was a douchebag (i really use that word way more than i should) of a line that didnt come out the way i meant. it was intended in a far less wankery way, i was trying to justify my point with my edu
ah fuck it, i was hammered and i said something dumb. it happens. to all of us. most of us are just smart enough not to say it somewhere where it can be saved for ETERNITY.
FUCK YOU CUNTS
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-09-30 18:13:52 EDT (#)
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You're only getting this for the failed graffiti. Also, for the hand job. The hand job made me smile.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-09-30 15:05:23 EDT (#)
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i like fucking cunts.
and righteous indignation. it's one of my faves.
some other stuff too.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-09-30 14:34:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2009-09-30 18:30:36 BST (#)
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you should do more posts where you brag about your massive education and unbelievable understanding of literature on the internet
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-30 14:22:13 EDT (#)
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man, you are going to get a lot of shit for that line.
just wait it out.
after all, jack survived his "i am the outsider" gem.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2009-09-30 14:20:40 EDT (#)
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But...I have an office.
Window and all.
Does the above apply to me?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-09-30 14:15:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2009-09-30 13:30:36 EDT (#)
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you should do more posts where you brag about your massive education and unbelievable understanding of literature on the internet
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bwahahahaha
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-09-30 14:01:14 EDT (#)
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No-one seems to realise that you are probably the most educated, informed writer on this website, and that even in such a short post you must surely be distilling literary nuance into its purist form. It's just tragic us cretins can't understand the dizzying heights of your knowledge.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-09-30 13:55:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-09-30 13:45:21 EDT (#)
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could add a bit about how we're all retards for frequenting this site while simultaneously drowning us in irony
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-09-30 13:44:57 EDT (#)
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Enjoy your adequacity.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-09-30 13:42:45 EDT (#)
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Arbeit mach four!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-30 13:38:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2009-09-30 13:30:36 EDT (#)
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you should do more posts where you brag about your massive education and unbelievable understanding of literature on the internet
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lulz
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-09-30 13:34:00 EDT (#)
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or how women suck and humanity in general dissapoints you. That never gets old.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2009-09-30 13:30:36 EDT (#)
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you should do more posts where you brag about your massive education and unbelievable understanding of literature on the internet
Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-09-30 13:25:16 EDT (#)
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wow. another wall. wow.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-09-30 13:21:49 EDT (#)
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Dumlaller
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-09-30 13:17:57 EDT (#)
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*macht
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-09-30 13:17:35 EDT (#)
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Arbiet mach frei, bitches.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-09-30 13:15:42 EDT (#)
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lol, failed grafitis are funny.
there's one on my neigbouring building saying "Don't cry imo"
"e" in french is "i".
Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2009-09-30 13:12:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-09-30 13:07:14 EDT (#)
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Your funny.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-09-30 13:05:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-09-30 13:03:16 EDT (#)
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Nicely played!
(not really)
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-09-30 12:55:46 EDT (#)
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oh so its plus 2 now, i go all-caps and misspell. thats how it works?
youre still a dbag, and i dont want your positive ratings.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-09-30 12:53:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-09-30 12:52:22 EDT (#)
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SNARK YOU ARE MY NEXT TARGET. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT IM COMING FOR YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGET
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lol
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-09-30 12:52:22 EDT (#)
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SNARK YOU ARE MY NEXT TARGET. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT IM COMING FOR YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGET
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-09-30 12:51:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-09-30 12:51:23 EDT (#)
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Well, hell yeah. It's better than a Japanese man pissing on girls.