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Jane Dear (563 hits)

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Rating: 1.86 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by RoadSong (View user info) at 2009-10-02 12:24:05 EDT


Jane Dear.
May I say thank you for your hospitality?
You and the current owners of your house have been kind and gracious allowing me to return here again and again and even allowing me to spend the night.

There are several things I wish to inquire about concerning your home Jane Dear.

1.Why do people keep disappearing from the premises? Sure Jane one or two people, but entire families? Poof!

2.Why do the people leave all their belongings Jane Dear? They find beds too cumbersome to move?
This may be true Jane Dear, but why do they leave their clothes? Toys? Books?

3.Your home is beautiful and so are you Jane Dear.

What is that knarly glaring eyed snarlthing under the house in the crawlspace? Why does it try and lure me into the darkest corner under there with persistant utterances?

4.Why is this small door under the stairs nailed shut? Who did it and then painted over the door knob?

5.The white paint is fresh and pristine and the floors they shine, yet way up there on the third floor your attic, well you know...

5. My Terrier dog does not like your home Jane Dear. She will not exit the Jeep so I just leave the door open so she can get out of the vehicle if she quits bristling her terrier hair.Why does she bristle when I turn off the main road and start up your long gracious driveway Jane Dear?

6.Thank you for your time. I admire you so much for your courage. Two hundred years ago you allowed yourself to be the first person to have abdominal surgery with no anesthesia. Five men it took to hold you down? Your legacy lives on.

7.Time for me to leave Jane Dear. I have done a series of photodocumentations of your beautiful home. I must say I was amazed when I noticed this loose brick here in the wall. Astonished at what you had hidden behind the bricks that were made by your slaves. Thank you for the gift Jane.

The only room that has not been recorded yet is the bathroom.

8.What IS that uncomfortable looking redness in the bathtub Jane Dear?
How can it look so...red...wet?
Wetness?
Impossible!
There is no water service to your home at this time.
Disconnected.
Yet this is wet for sure and I do NOT like the looks or smell!

Look at the time!
I am so out of here.



Thank you again.
I will return for more photos and interviews.
Maybe
?

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User Reviews


Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-10-05 20:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-10-05 15:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Halloweenie type fun.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-10-04 12:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Solid 'Meh'.

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-10-03 00:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

RoadSong is back.

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-10-03 00:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-10-02 20:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Abdominal surgery with no anesthesia FTW!

Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2009-10-02 18:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-10-02 17:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because I used a close up of that very same pic in one of my previous posts.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-10-02 16:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is this Jane Dear a whole name or a Jane who is a dear? I'm confused. Either way she sounds like a calculator toter.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-10-02 16:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


sounds to me like you had an interesting intermission while you were out pulling a john muir




Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-10-02 14:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i like The Mentalist

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-10-02 13:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why would someone put tomatoes in their bathtub? That seems a tad silly to me.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-10-02 13:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-10-02 13:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-10-02 09:53:25 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The road inspired new songs.nice.
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I have not been online for a while, {no net in the woods}. I do miss seeing the GroundHorse photos!

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-10-02 12:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-02 09:45:34 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

1.Why do people keep disappearing from the premises? Sure Jane one or two people, but entire families? Poof!

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LOL!

By the way, sign up for Gruberfest (short horror story contest) '09 http://www.ubersite.com/m/123373

I bet you could rock the contest.
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I am serious about people "going missing" from this place!

OK, I will sign up for Gruberfest....


Submitted by GroundHorse (user info) at 2009-10-02 12:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The road inspired new songs.nice.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-10-02 12:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

1.Why do people keep disappearing from the premises? Sure Jane one or two people, but entire families? Poof!

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LOL!

By the way, sign up for Gruberfest (short horror story contest) '09 http://www.ubersite.com/m/123373

I bet you could rock the contest.

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-10-02 12:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Background info concerning Jane and her house....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/121399


Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and
musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called `City
Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about
`What's to be done with this Homer Simpson"'

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival